Captain America - Sam Wilson 017 Storytime

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Recap in case you care

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>>88883333
Nice quads, faggot

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>>88883415
Fuck you

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I don't read capeshit. But is this par for the course now?

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¡Dios mío!

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>>88883431
Not my fault your fandom went to shit.

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>>88883448
Mostly in Marvel books

>>88883324
Let me start by saying that superheroes from other countries are kinda like "contractors" They are país by the US goverment for their superhero service, in that contract the US agree to allow Those foreign superheroes to stay in US, that include their civilian personas.

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>>88883484
What about MAX? Is that imprint still around?

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>>88883463
I'm doing it for the (You)s

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>>88883508
Haven't seen a MAX book in years, latest ones failed miserably

>>88883448
>/tv/ memer pretending to have any moral high ground

wtf is this horse shit?

>>88883448
>>88883463
>posting images in a storytime
>posting with Twitter filenames
Cancer.

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What's his target audience btw?

>>88883660
Who gives a fuck about the book? I'm just here to laugh at the terrible writing.

>>88883448
>>88883463
>>88883415
Ah, the Burden of Rage.

A real man stuck amidst a menagerie of faggots.

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This group is not body positive at all

>>88883662
Wait, I thought Spencer approved of these people.

>>88883662
>>88883707
Holy shit
Is this parody?

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HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!
I didn't think they could get any worse... they have.
Fuck Nick Spencer, fuck Marvel, they can go to fuck to hell.

>>88883707
Wait, the blue one is also a chick?

>>88883662

Spencer seem to be trying to piss off both Tumblrinas and Trumpets at the same time. He is obviously playing the Bombshells/tumblr as jokes & liberals going too far but I am sure those panels will get posted out of context as proof of Marvel's liberal propaganda.

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>>88883749
Sorry, I don't assume genders

>>88883589
>>88883616
Aren't there any Republican superheroes left in Marvel's ranks?

>>88883557
IT'S OVER ANAKIN

What is Garth Ennis up to? Did he ever get to write that Frank-related 'nam story he talked about years ago?

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>>88883752
Well...

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>>88883768
Red Skull

>>88883324
Where is Captain America? All I see are two literally whos.

>>88883752
>parody
>satire
That's what i thought when the whole femThor thing happened but now i'm not so sure anymore.

>>88883415
>>88883448
>>88883463
Way to be an actual piece of shit.

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>>88883800
Right on time

>>88883324
My expectations were low but it seems to have been in vain since now I can't even read a storytime without an asshole doing his best to ruin the storytime.

>>88883809
I live to serve.

>>88883829
Again, where is Captain America?

>>88883809
Toughen up, buttercup.

>>88883484
>"The fact that she's hot just makes it worse."
>"Waah, waah, why don't white people like me?"
Ok, I like this guy now.

>>88883832
You can't expect a storytime of shit to go smoothly. Anon will react to shit accordingly.

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>>88883841
It's insane how utterly unnecessary this book is to understand the adventures of Captain Hydra. It reads more like an off-brand Captain America rip-off than a real Cap-Ap book.

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>>88883842

>>88883804

Here you have Sam, Falcon and Rage all pretty much going 'wtf is wrong with those chicks' though, even if they don't like the blonde woman's politics. That wasn't the case with femThor.

>>88883662
"""Enlightened""" liberals who are anti-republican but consider themselves superior to actual radicals and the more extreme-leaning so-called "social justice" groups who advocate for muh safe spaces etc.

>>88883722
Nah, he went into a massive meltdown of rage when Sanders supporters started saying they wouldn't vote for Hillary because she was just a lesser evil

>>88883484
>Joaquin sums up this book so far

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You should punch cops too, reader!

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Cover his chest, Marvel! I want some double standards!

>>88883788
Reminder that the first one is horrid, but is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek because Sera has meta acknowledgement; the second one is literal parody and only the third one is self-serious, although the entire situation is comedic. Marvel is seriously liberal and some writers let it slip in annoying way that hurts the stories, but you're just proving nothing here.

>>88883484
>Steve I am sorry if I was ever like that
Was he?

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>>88883954
I'm almost over, hold your tits.

>>88883550
They stopped doing MAX, but the new Jessica Jones series is MAX in all but name.

>>88883925
Fuck off please. Don't make this into another USAvenger thread even faster.

>>88883768
USAgent

>>88883989
>please don't do the thing you exactly came here to do because I say so
Just ignore and wait like 3 years when the cool kids all lean to the left again to be contrarian

>>88883867
It's a /pol/tard thinks it's wearing a clever disguise and noone suspects a thing day isn't it?
Most people aren't stupid enough to believe you when there are worse comics out today where the storytimes have managed to be perfectly civil.

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>>88884012
That Dormammu joke went old really fast desu

>>88883324
Jetman? I didn't know marvel liked sentai.

>>88883742
This comic shits all over SJWs, will nothing satisfy you?

>>88883415
>>88883448
>>88883463
If you had reading comprehension, you could tell these three are extremist villians who the heroes must stop.

>>88883324
>Its a 'you're a racist if you think illegal immigration is wrong' episode

will this ride EVER end? I miss enjoying Cap stories

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¡El Fin!
BRAVO SPENCER

>Spencer mocks left wing identity politics
>/co/ assumes it's sincere and that Spencer is "SJW pandering"
It's not even funny or well-written - hell, it's probably worse than the first arc's parody of the right - but Christ, guys.

>>88884065
Khouri's in a Twitter fight with the guy who basically called Tom King a torturer over this issue

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Next time: G-g-ghosts?

>>88884101

Seriously. It's blatantly obvious and anyone with an ounce of reading comprehension should be able to see it.

>>88884071
Doesn't matter. The fact that it has even made its way into comics at all, let alone being cast in a positive light in the past, is the travesty here. That and the terrible writing.

>>88883893
>we old-school liberals have it so hard
This actually sounds like Gruuenwald Cap, right by the book, but the fact that it's so self-aware (one of Spencer's flaws I think in that he can't fully adapt it to the book he's writing) makes the topical references a bit jarring.
It IS a Cap book alright, but I prefered full-blown self-aware stuff like the corporate Serpent Society arc. Also I wish that the plot would move already

>>88884072
>>88884094
So did this store not have any cameras showing Speed Demon and Marko?

>>88884135
Not if it'll make a shit thread even shittier.

>>88883484
>Ann Coulter pastiche is hot

Why? If they were referencing Lauren Southern or Kayleigh Mcenany that would be one thing, but Coulter is an old bag of bones.

Thanks, OP.

>>88884165
>Hate Tumblrites
>Hate Tumblrites being portrayed as villians

I dont understand.

>>88884165
>positive light
NO THEY WEREN'T

>>88884012
>>88884044
The Superior Foes Dormammu joke is perfectly fine and funny

>>88884223
Don't bother, to them anyone that criticizes their God-Emperor is an enemy that's wrong about everything.

>>88883871
That's pretty baller.

>>88883550
The fuck is Five Guys? That sounds like some gay hook up shit right there.

>>88884224
Their ideology is, their methods are not.
NOTHING the blonde conservative said in this issue was hateful or oppressive.

>>88884223
At all. Ridicule doesn't work because it would have to be so blatantly obvious and on the nose that they can't mistake it for praise that anyone else reading it would be put off. And even then they'd kick up a shit storm, all their blogger friends would write about it and get Marvel to apologize like they always do. No, starving them of attention is the only way.

>>88884248
>every anti-sjw is a trumptard
Keep going.

>>88883484
Can THIS Falcon be Captain America instead? At least he doesn't have a stick up his ass.

>>88884287
Five Guys Burger and Fries is a popular Burger chain on the easy coast, particularly in New York. They're expensive and super greasy, but delicious.

>>88884163
Where's the other 7 parts? Fucking lazy cunt

>>88884287
Five Guys is an excellent burger place, you fucking philistine, where the fuck do you live that you don't have a Five Guys

>>88884287
Five Guys Burger and Fries

mmm, now I'm hungry

>>88883768
Maybe that mustached Hulk in USAvengers.

>>88883768
USAgent was written very well in this series itself honestly.

>>88884165
This is, without a doubt, the most head-spinningly retarded thing I've ever read. It's like you shit on the ground, used it to spell out the word "logic" and presented it as an argument.

>>88884346
There is a very strong correlation between the 2.
More importantly, I was assuming that this was the same guy that in the USAvengers thread was ranting about how he thought the book was against Trump.
If I'm wrong and it's an anti-SJW that doesn't support Trump then I apologize.

>>88884178
Those cost money. Alot of places either don't store the information, reuse old tapes which makes the footage too grainy, or have a fake camera to pretend there's footage.

>>88884094
How are these guys even legal anyway? I still don't understand? Are they just doing a bunch of citizen's arrests yet not getting in trouble for the constant brutality charges that could send them into jail at the same time as their ""suspects"?

>>88883893
Man I love Rage. I wish he'd meet up with Dwayne again, but the Sam dynamic is pretty good too.

>>88884292

Dude, SJWs are currently kicking up a shitstorm about this on twitter.

>>88884101
The guy deciding to pre-emptively spam OOC panels is all you need to know about the people that feel compelled to bitch about this. They don't give a shit about comics.

>>88884381
Spencer grew up reading him as Captain America, so likes him too much to use as a strawman.

I think the book would benefit from U.S.Agent being a recurring character. A conservative hero would make it seem less like a political tract, like it can become sometimes.

>>88884012
Wait, is that Juggs or Sandman?

>>88884101
>/co/
>implying it isn't a filthy crossboarder faggot

>>88884224
>cast in a positive light in the past
>in the past
At least finish reading the sentence before you sperg out.

>>88883768
I miss the days when right leaning folk weren't demonized in all popular culture.

I'm pretty sure Moon Knight as republican and I know U.S.Agent and Ross/Red-Hulk are. that's about all I can think of off the top of my head

>>88884617
When did Spencer cast SJWs in a positive light in the past? He hates them more than he hates millenials.

>>88884640
I don't know or care, I just hate seeing an other Anon's posts get taken out of context so I decided to wade in blindly.

Say it with me,
MADAM...

>>88884735
I'm Adam.

>>88884640
Spencer himself is a huge SJW. You would have to read his Twitter to understand that. I can understand if you don't want to. I don't either.

>>88884735
HYDRA

>>88884562
Nah. The only problem with /co/ is /co/.

>>88884807

and /v/

>>88884807
Yes, because the faggot posting images of Shillary's shitty book in threads is DEFINITELY a /co/ problem, and not /pol/ deciding that it needs to defend the honor of their golden starchild.

>>88884772
Being liberal isn't being a sjw.

>>88884350
>>88884364
>>88884371

I live in California, so no wonder I've never heard of that gay sounding burger joint. I have the far superior gay sounding burger join, In-N-Out.

>>88884735
Pelosi, please get the house and senate democrats to block anything and everything the republicans and that racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, transphobic, abelist, xenophobic white cishet literally hitler male Drumpf try to do

look we made another celebrity video and everything

>>88883431
So who is this Hauser guy supposed to be a parody of? Hannity? O'Reilly?

>>88883415
Ah, reminds me of that one guy who was autistically angry about Hickmans's Avengers/New Avengers/Secret Wars and did this same shit.

>>88883742

Mouth breathing moron.

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>>88883415
>>88883448

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>>88883784
Parlov is currently drawing it right now. Tweeted this splash page the other day

I don't understand Spencer's fascination with his new 'reverse-strawman' approach here between the Bombshells and the 'free-information' dynamite terroists a few issues ago.

I get the tactic: play the SJW card as straight and over the top as possible for villains, providing meme/stock phrases in an attempt to relate to millenials, then make all of the right-wing characters victims needing to be saved (and apparently be ungrateful about it). This sends the message of his Clinton-tier moderate left 'Hey see you think we're bad, there are leftists WAY worse than us you should be grateful we're so reasonable compared to you lol'

It's only been done twice, maybe three times in SamCap and it's already tired out. Does he really think this kind of shallow writing would actually convince any right-leaners to believe that liberals are more reasonable?

>>88885707
Maybe that's just what Spencer would find funny and put it in there because he wanted to, not try to balance catering to everyone

>>88885794
I don't really believe for one second that Spencer isn't trying to pander to a certain niche but assuming he isn't? It isn't as funny as it is cringey. It's not like it's anything new either, SJW's have been mocked like this for long before this since 2014, they're almost as low-hanging fruit as Trump is by now.

>>/co/ gets upset over every liberal spewing thing.
>>Comic makes fun of liberals
>>/co/ gets mad

It's official, comics do rot the brain.

>>88885243
That Brit on fox news

>>88885933
>>>/co/ gets mad
It's not /co/ that's mad, it's cross-boarders from /pol/.

>>88885933

More like

>>/pol/tards with zero reading comprehension get mad

>>88884530
I'd certainly read the "USAgent serves in the Middle East" book yeah.

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>>88883324
That suit looks familiar

>>88885987
CROSS BOARDERS MEANS THEY ARE ALSO FROM /co/ YOU FUCKING IDIOT

I just don't understand what the fuck is happening in comics any more

>>88883550
Remember when superheroes were saving lives instead of attacking people for what they say?

>>88884412
>How are these guys even legal anyway? I still don't understand? Are they just doing a bunch of citizen's arrests yet not getting in trouble for the constant brutality charges that could send them into jail at the same time as their ""suspects"?

what, you mean like superheroes do?

>>88884407
Congratulations. You've finally understood that logic and facts are powerless in this era.

>>88883616
It doesn't work like this. Tickets are sold weeks in advance, people can't just get in randomly.

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>>88885243
Milo?
We all know what the hysterical liberal reaction to his book ended up causing.

>>88884071
>If you had reading comprehension, you could tell these three are extremist villians who the heroes must stop.

But the heroes agree with them
The message is Leftist ideas are good and should be championed but don't throw grenades.
This comic states
left = good
left throwing grenades = bad
right = bad

It is ham-fistedly biased

>>88887175
>we all know

Not all of us follow retarded political celebrity drama

>>88887179
>right = bad
But she was proven right. The college culture of political correctness resulted in terroristic violence.

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I have found a solution that makes everyone happy:

Keep retarded tumblr shit out of comics, whether or not it's being treated mockingly or serious.

>>88887175
You mean the book, the third of three, that he hasn't even written yet?

>>88884223
Personally I think it's really cheesey. It's a Strawman of them just as the other shit is of ...whoever they hate.

>>88886840
Fair enough in it's own way but even the superheroes have legal framework they fall within.
A bunch of them *like all the avengers) are registered government workers or SHIELD agents so they fall reasonably within having some sort of authority.
But let's get into the ones without authority that are true vigilantes.
A superhero stopping a crime is usually a very public event with multiple witnesses.
If it's a random person they detained then it's a person that has outstanding warrants or did something like ransom the city for one billion dollars. It would be very hard to believe that there is any reason whatsoever for the police to let that person go and focus all of their efforts on the vigilante instead.
Then there are the guys that there's no evidence of wrongdoing. They get let go.
The Superheroes also tend to be extremely reactionary and wait for an attack or crime.
The Americops on the other hand attempt to provoke a brawl, (See previous issues. When Superheroes do it we rightfully call them out on their shit and how they should be imprisoned), regularly commit acts of brutality (Which we also call the heroes out on), and as we saw in the last two pages of this issue will attack a clearly incapacitated individual that is not involved in the crime.
These fancy mall cops do (should) not have the same luxury of anonymity as they are part of a registered corporation so when they fuckup or things look bad the police should know exactly where to go to arrest them.

And it's going to be blatantly obvious that Falcap got all of this on birdtape so that the Americops can get away with it after being blatantly caught on camera like in RL so it's a registered group of vigilantes that publicly do not act within the confines of whatever passes for Marvel's vigilante laws.

>>88884552
Neither. It's Man-Mountain Marko.

>issue making fun of SJWs and portraying them as villains
>REEEEEEEE STOP PANDERING TO SJWs
What the actual fuck is wrong with you idiots?

>>88887867
There was a thread on /pol/ where the OP posted the same out of context panels used in this thread to interrupt the storytime. That OP said he didnt even read comics and was just reacting to shit his friend sent him. It's probably the same guy.

I voted for the president-elect and I love Spencer's Cap books. His fucking twitter though, woof.

>>88888000
What a waste of a beautiful get, I hate myself

>>88883484
> the fact that she's hot makes it worse

Nice jab at the sizable audience of men who only watch the news circuit to jerk off to the blondes.

Is Joacqim a vampire too or just part bird?

>>88883722
>>88883885
He was melting down over Hillary long before the DNC, attacking people on Twitter and comparing the Sanders campaign getting access to Hillary's donor list for 10 minutes to Watergate.

>>88883723
It is, and I love it.

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This comic is poor, but I've been reading 60's-70's Marvel for the last few days. Pretty much all capes suffer in comparison.
Pic related.

I wish Spencer would stay off Twitter and stop being so defensive, but it's fun to see the freakouts on Twitter over this.

My problem with SJWs is not that they want representation for their views but that they think any making fun of "marginalized" groups is "punching down" and therefore illegitimate.

When you see the world that way, you can't possibly take a joke because jokes only exist to mock the people you don't like.

>>88883415
>>88883448
>>88883463
Jesus Christ, fuck off back to /pol/ if you want to whine about shit you don't read

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>>88884893
He's also a hypocrite.

>>88890428
>all this diversity in Rebirth

wtf I hate DC now

>>88883707
>>88883737
>>88883767
>>88883790
If you can't understand this is clearly satire, you really should leave this board and go back to /pol/.

>>88888000
>>88888040
Still nice digits, be proud anon

>>88883885
Didn't he accused DC for being too conservative and pointed out Rebirth for being regressive and socially unaware? Somewhere on those lines.

>>88887867
People are mad because they think Milo's portrayed as a villain
Spencer pissed off everyone

>>88891425
He called it too conservative, was afraid it was regressive, and blamed the Mockingbird nontroversy on it because it empowered NonProgressive Comic readers to attack Cain.

>>88892965
>Milo
Who?

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>>88893210
Milo Yiannopoulos
Guy's a huge right wing advocate who writes for Breitbart and made lectures in universities IIRC.
There were protests against him by the students.

>>88883333
Whoah shit op!!!

Why is nobody noticing this god quads!!!

>>88893278
The chick in this issue is clearly an Ann Coulter type though, Milo's style is more about trolling and baiting.

>>88893338
Well they think it's Milo because of the whole university angle

>>88883484
>to me my bird
kek

>>88884931
I laughed

>>88886679
Yeah...but I also remember spider-man

>>88883484
>"waah,waah, why don't white people like me?"
PANEL OF THE FUCKING YEAR!!

>>88886679
To be fair, these two are retarded.

>>88883662
>What's his target audience btw?
people with brains.

>>88883662
Himself
He knows he's hated by the left and right and is now just having a whirlwind with it.

>>88883415

Is this Sweet Vicious?

>>88884287
Hi Zoe.

>>88888077

I think there's some vampire mixed in, given that he has a healing factor.

>>88890701
It's shitty sattire. it's so bad how are you supposed to fucking tell?

>>88888077
He's part vampire bird. The healing factor associated with the vampirism is the reason that they can't unsplice him.

>>88895938
>how are you supposed to fucking tell?
By not being an inbred retard? This is obvious and unsubtle even by cape standards, the most unsubtle genre in all of fiction.

>>88883881
That is the dumbest quote I've ever read. They're illegal because they're breaking the law, you don't get to just chose what country you want to live in without going through protocol and becoming a citizen. Otherwise you're there illegally.

>>88884640
>He hates them more than he hates millenials.
I'm pretty sure his hate of SJWs is just a subsection of his hate for millenials.

>>88883881
>(((Wiesel)))

Do I even need to say it?

>>88884412
>How are these guys even legal anyway?
Privatized police force which is probably somehow legal in the states they're operating in under some weird vigilante laws put in place to legalize superheroics.

This is a universe where superheroes have been running around mostly fine for ~15 years so there has to have been some legislation passed in that time to allow for "legal" vigilantes.

>>88883484
>latinos acting like they understand and accept they arent white
there goes my immersion

>>88883484

dat Redwing portrait

>>88886094
This issue is about as good as Jetman II. I guess stuff with people dressed as green eagles just can't be good.

>>88883723
Obviously. Do you really need to ask?

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>>88883767

>>88883722
Spencer seems like a Sam Harris fan. I aprove.
But I am very confused how this got published by Marvel.

>>88883767
>SJWs
>he's black
>"Think they're going easy on me."

This is actually brilliant.

Now Trump's president and marvel have realised pandering to the left has done zilch to increase sales they are damage controlling by trying be like "HAha guys we make fun of both sides HAha please buy our books AGAIN!"

>>88884552
It's Man Mountain Marko, ya dummy.

>>88899003
Rage is the only reason I even check up on this book.

>>88899027
No, I'm pretty sure it's the Democratic party that's doing an about face right now. Marvel ultimately doesn't give a fuck about their comics going over or not; they're making that summer blockbuster money, and half the time their controversies work in their favor.

>>88899131

The movies doesn't mean shit to the comic industry

>>88896596
True, it would be dumb to think the marvel universe wouldn't have adapted new laws to factor in vigilantes after the third or fourth time the Cops or the DA lost a case because spiderman webbed up the joint.

>>88899180
And the comic industry doesn't mean much to Marvel right now. You think the company'd risk its neck to pull a stunt like Marvel Mart at this point? Because I don't.

>>88899027
It's just Nick Spencer embracing how both sides hate his guts.
The left hates him because of the whole Hydra Cap fiasco
The right hates him because of the Red Skull speech and how Sam Wilson stood up for illegals.

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>>88899337
Seems like the perfect time for a heel turn, IMO.
He's halfway there with what happened in the last issue of The Fix, he just needs that last push over the edge.

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>>88883767
So...is this 616 Lana?

I genuinely can't believe [Current Marvel] would greenlight, even in extreme tongue in cheek, some special snowflake bashing

>>88899601
I can't believe we got so many hot takes from a couple of cropped panels on Twitter OUTSIDE of /co/. It's like no one learned anything from that molehill with Jet and Sam 2 years ago. I expect it from here, but elsewhere? Kinda sad.

>>88884931
There's Five Guys in Los Angeles you retard.

>>88884407
He said that he thinks that they are portrayed as misguided, but right rather than crazy and wrong.

>>88887245
No, the issue shows that at the campus with Falcon and Rage getting swarmed for autographs.In Universe it's treated that Falcon and Rage are still heroes even though they went to start shit. They did a good deed by stopping terrorists, but still the chick is treated as a shitty person for not liking an illegal being on American soil or airspace without going through proper channels or other shit.

>>88888077
Every channel has talking tits. Coulter is actually pretty good at engaging in dialogue with people. Although her and Bill Maher are still cancer

>>88900193

>He admits to being illegal

I kekd. You're a fucking criminal bro.

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>>88895938
>how are you supposed to fucking tell?

What the fuck is wrong with this generation? Is it something in the drinking water?

>>88883333
Came from /pol/ to read the entire issue and now I must check these amazing double quads.

>>88883881
>Wiesel
The memes write themselves.

>>88899193
Don't really have to. They can just investigate the vigilante attack and "Oh would you look at that. By sheer coincidence we have found evidence of some other crimes."
Cops pull that crap all the time with minor ticketable offenses IRL so I don't see why ti wouldn't extend there too.

>>88900522
The drinking water via fluoridation, the containers via BPA, the air via chemtrails, vaccines adulterated with heavy metals such as mercury, and last but not least, the drinking water again via birth control meds. It costs billions of dollars to filter out the birth control meds in the water, so they don't. There are consequences because of this.

I've said it from the beginning. All the shitheads who use autism as an insult are in fact the most autistic, they just don't have their autism kick in as much because they are being pandered to in today's society. Their "triggered" shit is nothing more than their autism flaring up finally.

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>>88890701
>If you can't understand this is clearly satire, you really should leave this board and go back to /pol/.

>>88883333
I like the social media shots, but I feel like they could have done something better. shit art/10

This was actually pretty funny but then again I don't get triggered by a person implying that he has a different opinion than me. The thread was also much better than what I expected aside from the /pol/fag shitting up. It reminded me of Hackmanfag

>>88883752
Everyone believes they're the sane side inbetween two insane sides of people. There's those fuckers over there, and these fuckers over here. Whichever side you lean a bit towards you're called one of them.

Stop defending Marvel by saying SJWs are the villains in this. They're not.
Spencer wrote the Bombshells not as villainous but merely misguided. He even had his heroes merely disagreeing with their means but not their goals.
The real villain in this issue, is very obviously the conservative blonde woman.

Keep in mind that Spencer is a former politician. He just flows where the wind does.

>>88904867

That's a really simplistic view of things. It's obvious that both these Bombshells and the Ann Coulter pastiche are villains in their own respective ways and that the point is that there are fools and malefactors on both ends of the political spectrum.

>>88905480
No, it's not. Both Bombshells and the Falcon & Rage hate the Ann Coulter with glasses, they do explicitly say so.
They both want her gone, they only disagree on how she should be gone.

>>88890701
Satire can, and often is, riddled with political agenda.

>>88884094
How different is a "for profit" police force from a cop getting a paycheck?

>>88887179
>But the heroes agree with them
If this were the 70's you'd be complaining about Black Panther beating up cartoonishly evil Klan members.

>>88905604
>Ann Coulter with glasses
They said she's hot like 4 times in the issue. They really really stressed how hot she was. It's not ugly-ass Ann Coulter. Try Tomi Lahren

>>88905724
I'd be worried about accountability and transparency. I trust cops more than I trust any private security company, unless I'm paying them directly.

>>88890701
>>all right that makes sense
>and for that she's gotta die
>Okay that part's where you lose me
So no satire is the wrong word

There are not making fun of the ideas, at best they are making fun of violent extremists

>>88905480
>It's obvious that both these Bombshells and the Ann Coulter pastiche are villains in their own respective ways
Bombshells are villainous for this specific action. Not-Coulter is villainous for actions and beliefs

While bombshells look bad in the moment the book says they are right in thinking what they do and wanting her gone just not this way.

>>88883324
Wait I'm confused. Is the new Falcon an illegal?

>>88905480
>a lady who wants people to follow the law and not immigrate into her country illegally is a villain
Yeah ok sure

>>88906503
I ask why do we even need a new Falcon.

>>88906530
Why not?

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

>>88883641
>>88883662
Did the entire room become magically empty between these two panels?

>>88898965
>But I am very confused how this got published by Marvel.
Probably something along the lines of:
>sales are slipping and I've already gotten all the rage-based sales from trumpfags that I'm going to get, so how about I try and get some rage-based sales from the SJWs?
>Spencer, you genius. Make those kids mad as fuck and we'll start raking in the cash.

>>88899131
>they're making that summer blockbuster money
No they're not. As of 2015, Marvel Studios is no longer part of Marvel Entertainment, meaning Marvel isn't making any money off of the movies.

>>88899507
1610 Lana is 616 Lana now.

>>88883324
>tumblr literally thinks Spencer is an alt-right anti-sjw boogeyman now
This is fucking glorious

>>88893278
>Milo Yiannopoulos
Doesn't sound very Aryan.

>>88906632
......you are dumb.

>>88907126
He's one of them Turks.

>>88907157
Greek, anon. No mustache, in any case.

>>88907126
He is a gay jew who is just edgy for money. Sad thing is a lot of people have latched onto him, even when he hasn't given that money out like he promised

>>88907234
>jew
>he hasn't given that money out like he promised
YOU DON'T SAY?

>>88907152
.............. great argument?!

>>88893338
>Ann Coulter
No, more likely Lauren Southern who's an attractive, young, blonde, right-wing, anti-immigration personality.

>>88883616
He really has no leg to stand on with that one

Like yes life probably has been rough for his mother, still a crime. People can dislike that it is, the blonde is a smug cunt about it yet the law was broken. I don't like you pointing out the law has been broken isn't an argument.

>>88883415
Gee, it's nice that Kelly finally got a superhero book deal.

>>88907974
>Lauren Southern who's a young blonde female mouthpiece for the opinions of rich 80 year old men

Fixed.

Of course in three years she'll be a nobody and get replaced with another bimbo whose only talent is reading teleprompters, and most of us won't be able to tell the difference.

>>88907974
>Lauren Southern
She's only famous because she's attractive. Are Canadian politics this stupid that they decide politics on how good someone looks. One Canadian girl in my college supported Tradaeu only because he was good looking, and now Canadians right wingers have some college girl as mouthpiece

>>88908202
It's not our fault if your rightwingers are usually ugly.

>>88908237
>Proving my point right.

>>88908118
t. I believe that she will win

>>88883893
Isn't Rage 14?

>>88907234
>gay jew
What kind of dudes is he into? I'm asking for a friend.

>>88905724
Cops get their paychecks from the entire (taxpaying) population at once, they are IN THEORY equally accountable to everybody and every law on the books. And they have civilian oversight boards. Obviously it doesn't always work that way, but cases where it doesn't are at least bugs rather than features.

For profit police are only being paid to enforce whatever rules their employer tells them to enforce, and only against who they're told to. They watch the guy who hired them to look after a gated community murder somebody? Not their problem.