Why was Dale considered a loser again? Hes the only one of the

He's not a loser, just crazy.

>>88804810
Go to bed, Dale.

>>88804810
He's a cuckhold.

>>88804810
>In a way, Dale cucked John Redcorn by raising his son.
That's not how that works, anon.

>>88805204
Yes that is indeed true. But HE cucked Cornbread by raising his son. The thing Cornbread wants more than anything, even more than that sloot of a wife Dale has, is someone to carry on his traditions. But nope.

>>88804810
we had this thread before

>>88805223
Sluts like Nancy are a diamond dozen. Raising a kid like joseph is a once in a lifetime experience.

Dale won, John is the ultimate cuck, deal with it

>>88804810

He's not considered a loser, that's Bill. Dale is just crazy

>>88805204
>>>/tv/

>>88804810
Also has friend in and out of the gun club is president of said gun club very knowledgeable in poisons and animals.

Dale was a reverse cuck

>>88807213
No he was just a plain old cuck.

>Cuckold: Being in a relationship with a significant other who will not fuck you, but gladly fucks one or more third parties
>Cuck: Humiliating someone in an extreme way

Dale, a cuckold, unwittingly cucked John Redcorn.

I hate /pol/ and I hate that I understand this even more.

>>88806021
>>>/lgbt/

>>88807409
See >>88808077

Dale was cucked physically by John Redcorn, but he ascended to a higher level and cucked Redcorn spiritually. In fact it wasn't just Redcorn: he unconsciously cucked the entire Native American race. And because of that Dale actually simultaneously cucked all of America, and was cucked by all of America. Schrodinger's cuck.

>>88808077
>>Cuckold: Being in a relationship with a significant other who will not fuck you, but gladly fucks one or more third parties
>>Cuck: Humiliating someone in an extreme way

That's literally not what it means.

Cuckhold: the husband of an adulterous wife.

>Dale cucked John Redcorn by raising his son.

That's literally the opposite of cucking. Dale is by the literal, actual definition of cuckolding a cuckold.

>>88804810
He doesn't support himself, he mooches off his wife, He barely makes any money as an exterminator.

He barely raises his son. He's afraid of his son and Joseph respects Hank more than Dale.

He has no successes to his name. Even Bill's gotten more respect from his talent at cutting hair than Dale gets. His only real talent was firing people as middle-management.

Dale ain't impressive.

>>88804810
Having friends somehow precludes you from being a loser?

>>88805785
I know you are playing doubles advocate, but I guess Arlen, Texas is, for all intensive purposes, a doggydog world.

I watched King Of The Hill just recently for the first time. I don't think Dale is a loser by any metric. He is in fact a winner (lol). Think about it. The guy really didn't see what Nancy was doing with John Redcorn, and he regarded both her and him as good people and believed in their goodness to such an extent that both just couldn't bear to live with themselves. He corrected their behaviour merely by being an incredibly naive, trusting person.

Also he's funny as all hell.

I think it comes down to how you view success and failure.

>>88804810
He cucked Redcorn when he made Nancy willingly ride his Rusty Shackleford. It's one of the most satisfying moments of the series.

>>88808681
that's not what it means either fuckwit. a cuckold is a term for a guy who likes to watch his wife get fucked by other guys. It's taken from the name Cuckoo, a type of bird that lays its eggs in other birds nests.

Do you really think that all the meme words you find on 4chan were invented on the internet?

>>88811443
No it's a term for a guy whose wife cheated on him. Yours is purely from a fetish point of view. The guy doesn't need to get off to it to be a cuckold

>>88809658
Great post.

>>88805223

He said "In a way"

Dale proved himself a better man than John. John even conceeded it.

Dale may have been crazy. He may be paranoid. He may be inept at many things. But if he has one redeeming quality, it's his steadfast, unwavering love for his family.

>>88804810
But Hank, dale, bill and boomhauer are each others friends.

>>88811939
They don't count. Thats like saying Peggy is hanks friend.

In fact, hank making a friend outside of work was the premise for an entire episode.

>i'm gonna miss that crazy bastard.

>>88804810
>Why was Dale considered a loser again?
Conspiracy theorists are always losers. Always. No matter who they are before or after they come up with a theory.