/swco/ - Star Wars Comics & Cartoons

>>88675305
Oh god, too early for a new thread! Christmas is ruined!

Leave it to Stormtroopers to have such shitty aim

Vader knew Aphra would live. She is his waifu.

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>>88675336
Shoulda have a Sith waifu

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BEST

>>88675369
Literally who?

>>88675369
She has rather big hands

>>88675399
It's in the filename, 99. Maybe you were too short to see it.

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>>88675399
Some Sith broad you can shack up with in TOR.

>>88675418
Only the one. It's Luke's

>>88675369
>>88675434
Looks like a crack whore. A NON-CANON crack whore.

>>88675387
Not slutty enough.

>>88675418
Her name isn't Lana for nothing.

>>88675434
>>88675369
>>88675422
>TOR
This thread is for Star Wars comics and Star Wars cartoons.

>>88675446
Considering dark side corruption and shit she looks pretty good.
Also name me a canon Sith chick.

>>88675457
DISGUSTING

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>>88675458

>>88675369
She looks like someone twisted her neck

>>88675418
For you

>>88675481
And yet people talk about Rogue One here too despite being neither comic nor cartoon

>>88675483
Darth Zannah

>>88675547
You see what I have to deal with, with these dipshits?

>>88675481
shut the fuck up, you fucking poofter

>Sheev Palpitine (Danny Devito) is a galactic chancellor leading an idyllic, peaceful life on Courcucant

>Sheev also happens to be the star of the most popular live show in holovision history. The only problem is, he doesn't know it! In fact, the entire planet of Courcucant is a complete fabrication; a massive set surrounded by a protective dome that produces the most sophisticated effects and imagery to mimic the sky, weather, and temperature of the real world. Set just off of what appears to be the core systens, the dome is run by a massive staff hidden just beyond its barriers and managed by the artistically eccentric Director, Jar Jar Binks (Ed Harris). Jar Jar has filmed Sheev since just before his birth and sees the project as a ray of hope; a way to truthfully portray a person's life nonstop while maintaining their innocence.

>>88675520
Rex is not for sexual

>>88675554
Bane is canon, that doesn't make Zannah canon.

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'Sup, /co/? How was Christmas?

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>>88675605
He was always for sexual

>For Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, groundbreaking CGI and digitally altered archive footage was used to digitally insert Peter Cushing's likeness from the original movie over the body of actor Guy Henry. Cushing's family were heavily involved with the creation and had input right down to "small, subtle adjustments."

His family gave the okay, did they? Neat.

>>88675637
Actually, by association it does, as well as Cognus and everyone else that followed Bane after the establishment of the Rule of Two, leading all the way to Sidious. Canonizing Bane means all of that is still eligible for play if the Coach calls them on the field; being on the bench doesn't mean they're in the stands.

>talking about Disney Star Wars

STOP

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>>88675714

>>88675701
That and Guy Henry was the one that wanted them to put Peter's face over his because of how much he respects him.

>>88675735
Get over it, Varg, Jango's not a Mandalorian.

>>88675735
That's all it is now. This is the world you chose. You will be dying and your grandkids will be too busy watching Star Wars Origins: Dexter Jetster to see you off.

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So I've been playing KOTOR for the first time after hearing all the hubbub, and while it's not a bad game at all (even if it has aged horribly), am I the only one who finds it ironic how people gave TFA shit for being criminally derivative yet KOTOR is also the same? I mean, Taris is Alderaan (with upper Taris also being Coruscant), T3-M4 is R2, HK-47 is a murderous 3PO (and there are more 3PO-like protocol droids in the game too), Zaalbar is Chewbacca, Darth Malak is Darth Vader (bald cyborg Sith Lord), Vandar Tokare is Yoda, the Sith Empire is the Galactic Empire, the Star Forge is the Death Star (McGuffin artifacts the bad guys use), the Jedi get BTFO (not as badly as in before ANH but still). Hell, they've even got a sequence similar to the TIE Fighter attack on the Millennium Falcon as a gameplay feature.

Sheesh. I'm surprised they didn't give Calo Nord green Mandalorian armor, or at least a jetpack.

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>>88675761
he's a history class teacher

>>88675760
and yet some people said it was disrespectful. HIS FAMILY WAS OK WITH IT.

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>>88675748

>>88675785
star wars fans know more than some greedy faggot c.uck family

>>88675701
>His family gave the okay, did they? Neat.
Yeah. And the person in charge of his estate(who knew him for 35 years) was blown away by the recreation

https://variety.com/2016/film/news/rogue-one-peter-cushing-digital-resurrection-cgi-1201943759/

>It was so impressive, in fact, that Cushing’s former secretary — Joyce Broughton, who oversees his estate and attended the film’s London premiere with her grandchildren — was taken aback emotionally when she saw the creation on screen.

>“When you’re with somebody for 35 years, what do you expect?” Broughton says. “I can’t say any more because I get very upset about it. He was the most beautiful man. He had his own private way of living.”

>Broughton, who was bequeathed Cushing’s estate when he died without an heir in 1994, was reticent to go into details about the situation due to a confidentiality agreement she signed with Disney and Lucasfilm. But despite the emotions, she said she was dazzled by the experience of the new film.

>“I have to say, I’m not a ‘Star Wars’ fanatic, but I did think whoever put it together were absolutely fantastic,” she says. “It’s not just a silly sort of thing. It’s really good!”

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>holy shit dude... burp.. i got mad high before this shit... it was really bad till they got to the beach... vader was hella fuckin epic!

what did they mean by this?

>>88675768
Well you yourself a pretty awesome former Sith Lord. That was new. Also neat that Taris is canon

>>88675827
yeah ok

>>88675714
Bane is canon and the fact that he had an apprentice is canon, but who the apprentice was is up in the air. It's completely possible that his canon apprentice was absolutely nothing like Zannah.

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>>88675768
KOTOR was set 4000 years in the past and didn't alter the whole setting. It wasn't made to appeal to every person on planet Earth and make a bazillion dollars. It was just a game that was very fun as at that point Star Wars games sucked hard.

KOTOR2 was better in every respect, you should play that instead. Considering who made those two games it isn't hard to see why one is superior to the other.

>>88675768
That's quite a reach. TFA literally repeats the basic plot of ANH point by point. RO, KotOR, etc. don't do that.

>>88675834
Who actually voiced Tarkin in Rogue One by the way?
That still Guy Henry?

>>88675945
>KOTOR2 was better in every respect

lololol

>>88675768
I think people would call it on it's shit more if, Malak was your father and Star Forge could annihilate planets but it's deviations are enough that it's not shameless I guess.

>>88675957
>That still Guy Henry?
Yeah I think so

>>88675768
That's the problem with the old republic era in general.
Thousands of years and barely any technological/cultural/anything change.

>>88675834
>this is what Lucas had been working towards, and had planned on doing the exact same thing in RotS, but the technology wasn't quite up to that kind of standard yet

I have to wonder how he felt seeing his ambitions realized exactly how he wanted, with a bit of room for future fine tuning still. This is the kind of stuff Star Wars always meant to pioneer. It may have gotten to an awkward start for some people with the Prequels, but about a decade later here we are largely okay with it.

>>88675968
Fine, beyond it being unpolished. But that's a problem Obsidian runs into as they're never given enough time or money to finish their projects. But gameplay, story and characters were way ahead of KOTOR. It's basically the Empire Strikes Back to KOTOR1's New Hope.

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>>88675481

>>88675761
>Jango's not a Mandalorian
that's what the common pleb thinks

>>88675665
Stressful, but managed to get a bunch of SW shirts.

Debating on what to spend some spare cash on. Either Lego SW III or that Imperial Handbook

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>>88675336
Yeah

>>88675761
Yes he is fuck george fuck filoni fuck the mouse

>>88675986
One of the things I really liked about the Plagueis novel was the sort of offhand explanation for why technology went stagnant after the Republic's victory over the Brotherhood of Darkness: Sith sabotage and dirty corporate politics/espionage basically hampering almost any breakthrough or improvement playing a large role in why projects would disappear before completion or engineers getting murdered before finishing their work or, like in Plagueis's case, company buyouts by the Banking Clan and just burying the work in bureaucracy until forgotten.

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>>88676077
>>88676032

>>88675996
It also didn't help that Chris Avellone had to make every little nitpicking he had about Star Wars known in the game.

>>88676100
Something like that gets noticed pretty quickly, we're expected to tale that as the reason for over a thousand years of stagnation?

>>88675945
>Nihilus dead center in all promotional material
>Barely shows up in the game

I will never not be mad about this.

>>88676059
I dont want to like it but Goddamn do i just want to see her kiss Vaders masks forehead

>>88676120
you mad?

>>88676100
>Thousands of years of fuckery and bureaucracy
How very Warhammer.

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>>88676212
Good, good

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Does Pablo actually has the best job on Earth?

>>88676273
Pablo is a fucking homo redditor

>>88676264
vader is for padme ONLY

>>88676144
Stretched out over generations? There wouldn't even be a pattern to follow, and with the Sith supposedly all dead no one would suspect the CEO of Santhe to suddenly drop dead of Force choke while his heir was still a child and the vacuum be filled by Sienar in trust, for example. And it's not like there was a serious war on to incite sudden leaps in technology anyway, so it would have been a very slow progression even without an agenda actively holding it back as a means of slow-poisoning the Republic. So one assassination or kidnapping or lab accident or cancelled project every twenty or thirty or a hundred years or so, not even going to make anyone blink.

And what you don't kill, you buy and keep from everyone else. There are lots of ways to hamper a tech breakthrough if you've got the resources, the connections, the leverage, or just make them a nice big payoff for some merc or bounty hunter if you don't want to do the deed yourself.

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>>88676254
Not as mad as someone else is.

>>88676338
No Anakin was, Vader is for Dark Lara Croft.

>>88676343
It's still a HUGE stretch. Technology and culture barely changed in thousands of years, that's really hard to believe no matter what the Sith were playing.

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>>88676211
Same. Atris' relative absence until the final act frustrated me too since I was looking forward to the confrontation with Nihilus and Sion the promotional images hinted at, but considering her actual role in the plot (which was actually quite an interesting twist, not gonna lie) I suppose we were supposed to interpret those as representative of her dreams. Intentionally misleading marketing as a plot device.

>tfw despite everything she'd done, the fact that in the end all she wanted was my dick still makes me rock hard and I would have gladly given it to her

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Be it canon or Old Republic era, why the fuck is there still half of the galaxy unexplored?

And don't tell me uncharted hyperspace routes. The other half didn't explore itself, some had to take risks. Why aren't the same risks taken for that unexplored half?

>>88676373
nice pic

mind if I save it?

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>>88676373

>>88676338
I'm sure Aphre fantasizes about it, and then has nightmares about the consequences...

>>88676402
The galactic civilization is still very young and the Old Republic is non-canon.
5-10 thousand years ago they should have been on our level of development.

>>88675593
fuck off with your failed forced copy paste meme

>>88676398
Atris only matters if you play as a male exile.

>>88676470
>the Old Republic is non-canon.
The hell are you on about? It's still canon that there was a republic before the galactic republic.

>>88676338
Vader/Aphra/Padme's dead corpse necrophilia porn when?

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>>88676338
Yeah, no, he choked her himself.

Aphra would make him a new cybernetic dick and be the first to try it.

>>88676505
I mean the way the Old Republic was depicted in Legends should be non-canon, it should be far less advanced.

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>>88676338
Nah

>>88676373
>no chopper
YOU FOOL

Daily reminder that Ezra is a buttslut

Has there been any discussion about the release of the synopsis of empire's end?

>>88676531
it's her fault she forgot the safeword

>>88676373
If this isn't the actual ending to Rebels I'm going to be very annoyed.

>>88676594
You reminds us of this in every thread, which are created more often than once per day. Shouldn't it be "threadly" reminder, instead of "daily"?

>>88676602
If there was, it was probably lost in some other discussion. I don't think a lot of people here prefer not to think about the Aftermath books.

is there a bigger group of cucks in the fanbase than stormtrooper/tie pilot fanboys?

>>88676647
>double negative
Bleh I don't know what happened there

>>88676652
Mando fans.

>>88676647
I'm still somewhat perplex that such an important part of the new canon was delegated to Chuck Wendig. What could possibly be the reasoning behind it.

>>88676531
Every time I see that image the super darkened nose bugs the shit out of me. Its like a greyscale tumblr nose

>>88676531
I recognize that art style.

...Luniara?

>>88676135
That's part of what made it so interesting.

>>88676602
Empire's End came out 21 years ago, anon.

>>88676686
sjws on twitter

>>88676686
He got his Twitter following to harass Disney until they gave him the job.

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>>88676594
shit meme. Hang yourself, niggerfaggot.

>>88676652
Disney Star Wars fans. You're literally paying money to see your wife raped and will do so for the next 60 years.

>>88676740
The new canon Empire's end, anon.

>>88676652
You're going to explain your reasoning there, anon.

>Following Star Wars: Aftermath and Star Wars: Life Debt, Chuck Wendig delivers the exhilarating conclusion to the New York Times bestselling trilogy set in the years between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens

>As the final showdown between the New Republic and the Empire draws near, all eyes turn to a once-isolated planet: Jakku.

>The Battle of Endor shattered the Empire, scattering its remaining forces across the galaxy. But the months following the Rebellion's victory have not been easy. The fledgling New Republic has suffered a devastating attack from the Imperial remnant, forcing the new democracy to escalate their hunt for the hidden enemy.

>For her role in the deadly ambush, Grand Admiral Rae Sloane is the most wanted Imperial war criminal—and one-time rebel pilot Norra Wexley, back in service at Leia's urgent request, is leading the hunt. But more than just loyalty to the New Republic drives Norra forward: Her husband was turned into a murderous pawn in Sloane's assassination plot, and now she wants vengeance as much as justice.

>But Sloane, too, is on a furious quest: pursuing the treacherous Gallius Rax to the barren planet Jakku. As the true mastermind behind the Empire's devastating attack, Rax has led the Empire to its defining moment. The cunning strategist has gathered the powerful remnants of the Empire's war machine, preparing to execute the late Emperor Palpatine's final plan. As the Imperial fleet orbits Jakku, an armada of Republic fighters closes in to finish what began at Endor. Norra and her crew soar into the heart of an apocalyptic clash that will leave land and sky alike scorched. And the future of the galaxy will finally be decided.

>>88676804
I'd recommend just filtering the phrase, which is easy enough to set up in the site's settings. Or I guess report it. Between quality of posts and the borderline not-blueboard sexual reference to an underage character might be enough, but don't quote me because I'm sure as hell not janitorial staff.

>>88676830
I already saw her get raped in '99, '02 and '05.

>>88676889
>exhilarating conclusion
It WILL be exhilarating to finally have it concluded. Hopefully they never hire him for anything again.

>>88676907
I think you mean '77, '80, and '83 :)

>>88676907
Shit meme.

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>>88676594

>>88676889
So did the Empire just...go away after Endor? How exactly does an Empire become a hidden enemy, unless the writer specifically says that the Imperial fleet above Endor was the only fleet there was. Which is really, really dumb.

>>88676907
But you paid to watch her get raped two more times.

>>88676926
Hes literally no worse than anyone else theyve got writing for them.

>>88676889
I guess I'm vaguely curious about the Battle of Jakku, though we already know how it ends. Two books in and I still don't give a shit about the Wexleys. I guess part of me still wants to see what happens to Sloane but she's been less interesting in Wendig's hands.

>>88676957
No i didnt. My parents did.

>>88676830
top kek. I'll protect felicity jones (my wife) with my AR15 and my life.

>>88676957
The Empire kind of collapses on itself. There's a complete lack of leadership and a lot of infighting among what's left of its top ranks, so pit a fractured and directionless Empire against a rebellion/New Republic that has its shit together and they don't do so well.

>>88676957
>So did the Empire just...go away after Endor? How exactly does an Empire become a hidden enemy, unless the writer specifically says that the Imperial fleet above Endor was the only fleet there was. Which is really, really dumb.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Empire#Fragmentation_of_the_Order

>>88676873
well I mean when have they ever been shown to be competent outside of the tantive iv assault

>>88676932
Surprised nobody put the release dates of the SEs.

>>88676958
I'd give leeway for opinion, but god damn that is an ill-informed opinion.

>>88676958
>this is what Mouseketeers really, truly believe

>>88676958
Luceno? Miller? Gray? They even got Zahn to write Thrawn, ffs.

>>88676995
Any time they're not dealing with actually killing a protagonist.

>>88676100
Cute, but it seems to me the galaxy would be too big and too unorganized to suppress anything but massive CERN-style projects.

>>88677004
With the exception of Zahn, whose book isnt out, theyre all just as bad as wingdings.

>>88676889
>The cunning strategist has gathered the powerful remnants of the Empire's war machine, preparing to execute the late Emperor Palpatine's final plan. As the Imperial fleet orbits Jakku, an armada of Republic fighters closes in to finish what began at Endor. Norra and her crew soar into the heart of an apocalyptic clash that will leave land and sky alike scorched.
>Yfw Gallius Rax has been guarding ANOTHER death star like weapon

>>88676994
>along with a failed attempt to restart the former Separatist droid foundries on Geonosis,

Huh, that's a neat idea, having the Empire try to restart the droid foundries

>>88676989
>>88676994
Even if it did collapse into warlordism that's still a lot, and I mean a lot, of territory to cover and ships to neutralize. Even if they did feud with each other it would be no easy task, no doubt taking years, maybe even decades of fighting to put down considering how the Rebel Alliance just wasn't equipped to fight a full scale war.

>>88677038
Leave and never come back.

So what's the deal with Shara Bey? She was the main character for one of the comics that came out around TFA and she's a main character's mom, I thought they were setting her up to be a major character in the post-RotJ EU. Where will she show up next?

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>>88676958
>>88677038

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>>88676652
anyone that doesn't like republic commando books (note: goat definitive clone wars stories)

>>88677102
>>88677082
Pretty sure that is the Sarlacc being fed there.

>>88677130
It is. That gif is my one and only reply I'm giving it.

>>88676889
>Wendig will handle whatever is on Jakku/Palpatine's exploration of dark side sources in the unknown regions
>Even tough Luceno has expressed interest in writing about Palpatine's grand plan

why, it's not fair

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>>88676605
>I'm going to be very happy.
fixed that for you mate, your welcome.

>get sister to watch OT last year in preparation for TFA
>afterward has dumb questions like "which one was Obi-Wan Kenobi and which one was Ben Kenobi?"
>see Rogue One with her at her invitation
>"wait, so do they destroy the Death Star?"
>"I don't get it, was Diego Luna a bad guy? Then why did he help her at the end?"
>"why was Darth Vader killing those guys?"
I love my sister but god damn
At least she understood that this isn't a sequel to TFA

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why is droids special listed after the kalarba adventures?

I haven't read either but as I understand it, special leads into kalarba adventures followed by the other comics and should be placed BEFORE kalarba

multiple eu timelines have the same order listed

>>88677182
Did you give her misleading answers like a good brother?

>>88676705
Do you know who made that pic? I've been trying to find the source, but to no avail. Please help.

>>88677182
Girls are ultra normies, they can't help it. Show them more complicated than facebook and they zone out.

>>88677234
What about the grills on here like the buttslut anon

>>88677182
My older sister was asking where Darth Vader and Yoda were after coming back from TFA.

>>88677182
I was a lot like that when I first saw Star Wars, t b h
Just patiently explain everything, she'll come around.

>>88677271
Has she seen the OT?

>>88677249
>Girls
>/swco/
This is a gentlemens club

>>88677234
Goddamn. Surprise you didn't call her a roastie or something.

>>88677249
Yaoi fangirls aren't really about the setting but more about which butts they can slobber over.

>>88677271
After watching the Phantom Menace I had an argument with my cousin on the drive home. She was convinced that Obi-Wan was the guy that died at the end.

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>>88677295
this man gets it

>>88677290
She knows who Vader and Yoda are, but that honestly doesn't say much.

>>88677182
is star wars another one of those 'movies woman will never understand'?

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>>88677323
Ours is a thread built on trust

My dad keeps asking me who is supreme leaser Snoke. He saw some crazy clickbait theories like Snoke being Mace Windu or Jar Jar Binks and I have no idea how to respond

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>>88677340
Aye

>>88677362
>supreme leaser Snoke
You answered your own question, anon. He's the Living Laser.

>>88677362
Whoever will make Disney the most amount of money.

>>88677326
A woman can never be as autistic about star wars as a man can.

>>88677362
Tell him it's true. All of it.

This thread got very gay very fast

>>88677362
Tell him It's an evil whill/force priest.

>>88677362
>who is supreme leaser Snoke.
>leaser
Tell him he's the landlord of the galaxy and he wants to collect rent from all the shitbags who won't pay

>>88676647
It'll be bad but I'm still kinda hype.

>>88677384
You know there's no one left alive for him to be a "cash grab" character, right? If it's Plagueis nobody will really care.

The best choice I've heard is Windu but that would be racist as fuck, so it's not him.

>>88677396
These threads are always sausage fests, it was bound to go gay eventually.

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>>88677362
Respond with this

>>88677425
Does the SNOKE IS WINDU!!!! theory address why he has his hand back... or really why he looks completely different aside from still not having any hair?

>>88677425
It's Gallius Rax from the shitty Aftermath books that are only read by a fourth of the people in this thread

>>88677089
Probably the story group entirely forgot she exists like I had before you mentioned her.

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What was /swco/'s reaction to

>I hope you don't CHOKE on your ambitions

>>88677451
I think most of the crazy theories just posit that the Snoke we see is a complete fabrication, hence why the fact that he doesn't resemble any of the proposed true identities doesn't immediately destroy any of the theories.

>>88677362
After careful consideration and after solving some complex equations, I've come to the conclusion that Snoke was a figment of Rey's imagination the whole time

>>88676889
The plot sounds like something I'd like to read but Wendig's present tense stream of thought writing is a fucking chore

>>88677473
i found it pretty awesome

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Supreme Leader Snoke is Palpatine having made himself an imperfect clone body to inhabit. Screen cap this and post when the next movie comes out.

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>>88677362
Trip him up good.

Seriously, are there actually any girls here? With 40+ posters in this thread, statisticslly there should be some.

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>>88677473

>>88677480
his books are better in audio form

>>88677473
Vader was always sassy. Like when he asks the gang to join him for dinner on Cloud City.

>>88677473
Classic Vader/Anakin
Only casuals think Star Wars is above dialogue like that

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>>88677295
As it should be.

>most important alien character is CGI

Why?

>>88677492
We did a poll, there are but it's very few.

>>88677511
That Ezra reminds me of Damian Wayne.

>>88677513
Its not like you can bring a real alien to star in the movie

>>88677486
Is Luuuuke going to be there too?

>>88677541
Why isn't he prosthetics? It's just a dude with weird scars

>>88677492
We should offer a reward.
$50 if you can prove you're a real girl, no trannies, that frequents /swco/

>>88677524
A lot of girls lie on the internet about their gender or just don't mention it or participate in those kinds of surveys so it might be higher.

>>88677524
A poll, because nobody pretends to be girls so that their desire to tongue shota anus to the point of agony is considered hot instead of degenerate behaviour?

>>88677552
No, but Aaaanakin will be.

>>88677524
What if those were just guys lying to trip us up

im a girl

>>88677591
with a feminine penis

>>88677591
Prove it and get $50

The thought of there being women on /swco/ destroys my vision of this being a perfect brotherhood.

>>88677591
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>88677390
thank god

>>88677635
>He thinks it was a Brotherhood
>He doesn't know we're /nightsisters/ here

>>88677601
>>88677610
>>88677638
easiest (You)s in my life

How many here have gfs who are decent tier or above at discussing Star Wars?

>>88677591
me too
i hate everything unless it's something popular :3

>>88677677
dude girls are stupid lmao

wtf? i hate girls now

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>>88677473
It was great desu

>>88677712
but anon you are a girl

>>88677677
>>88677688
You need a big beefy masculine penis to be properly minefucked with starwars lore

Everybody knows that

>>88677672
Last time I had a gf I was 14. Earlier this year I almost dated a girl that had knowledge of star wars beyond the movies, but I blew it after I revealed my true power level.

>>88677473
I laughed.

>>88677729
hahha yeah all the men on this board should post their big beefy penis to prove how well they know their star wars!!

>>88677555
B-but, muh Andy Serkis motion capture

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>>88677743
I'll go first, here is my dick

Tremble at its sheer size and strength

>>88677688
yes

>>88677768
The funny thing is Snoke is supposedly going to be a puppet in 8, making Serkis even more wasted than he already was

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>only good robot character since the OT

i like how memers made it out that he was like sheldon cooper and made number jokes all the time when he said maybe two lines like that

>>88677813
Snoke is supposedly going to be a puppet in 8

please tell me you have a source, because fuck yes

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>>88677555
Because he's 7ft tall and has major spinal issues and his scars are too deep for prosthetics to do

>>88677130
>>88677102
>>88677082
Sorry you guys don't know what it's like to read a good author. You have to live with these table scraps. Sad.

>>88677840
http://makingstarwars.net/2016/12/star-wars-episode-viiis-supreme-leader-snoke-master-of-puppets/

Granted, it's MSW so take it with a grain of salt

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>>88677783
Gnarly dude

>>88676889
Never forget

http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2015/09/07/star-wars-aftermath-reviews-news-and-such/

*Orgasmic Yoda face*

>>88677844
I love that they went through the trouble of making him super-deformed but the loose cloak and dark lighting make almost all of it pointless

>>88677864
thank god, the puppetry in TFA was top notch

>>88677885
>wtf why did the emperor only show his face in episode 8?

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>>88677473

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>>88677885
Yeah it's honestly pointless. you can barely see the face damage in most shots.

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>>88677473
Me and my brother.

>>88677921
>>88677885
...you guys know that was done on purpose, right?

Ten bucks he shows up for the first time with his left, familiar side visible in person, and then his right side is revealed and chad and betsy in the audience that didn't screencap the movie and raise the brightness and contrast are surprised that he looks fucking awful.

>>88677921
pupils ruin this character, make him look far too human unless that's the point

imagine if he had milky white lids

>>88677921
You might say he's a little on the dark side

>>88677952
They already did that in TFA. At one point he leans closer and you can better make out his left side, but it's still so dark that most people didn't notice. It's clearly meant as a reveal shot and the music even punctuates the moment but it's so dark that you can't even tell.

>>88677295
>>88677323
>>88677340
>>88677366
Can the next OP be Gentleman's Club Edition

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>Snoke is a puppet in 8

>confirmed for no shitty AotC spinny fight

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>>88678011

>>88678011
He's gonna do nothing until ep 9 when he unleashes force lightning onto Rey forcing Kylo Ren to intervene and kill Snoke. Or the same thing will happen but it'll be Rey that saves Kylo Ren.
Screencap this post.

>>88678011
>>WEW he gets star wars!!
>>real props!
>>puppets!
>>take all of my money!
It's a marketing ploy and you're falling for it.

>>88678047
>Snoke is going to be a practical effect!
>turns out the have to pull a BB-8 and make him digital half the time anyway

>>88678047
Name a good CGI alien in star wars films

>>88678011
To save money and make it more believable when they interact with Snoke, Rey and Kylo will also be played by puppets in episode 9

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>>88678046
>>Rey
>>in any real danger
>>ever

>>88678097
>movie trilogy
>status quo stays throughout all three

LUV dis meme

>>88678119
Somewhere out there, someone's probably masturbating to this image

>>88678090
And people will applaud it because FINALLY, REAL PRACTICAL EFFECTS!

>TFW with so much EU material, star wars still hasn't shown anything remotely resembling female nudity

>>88678119
I feel like this is from some ytp

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>>88678174
Ah but you're wrong, bask in this lovely lass's bare glory

>>88678174
Wrong, there's that 100% official image of Aayla's tit.

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>>88677473

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>>88678193
THICC

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>>88678119

>>88678174
Well other than the nip slip in the special edition of RotJ, some nude Twi'lek dancers were shown in TCW.

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>>88678174
That's where you're wrong.
100% legit

>>88678252
>some nude Twi'lek dancers were shown in TCW.
They weren't nude, their outfits were just skintight and a color similar to that of their skin.

>>88678286
We all know what the implication was supposed to be

>>88678297
delet

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>>88678193
>>88678232
Extremely thicc

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>>88678335
Oh my

For the anon that gave us the Rogue One visual guide scan, was it the ultimate or regular? It had a part of the U-Wing cross section

>>88678335
Why does it have breast but no nipples?
The hell is the evelutionary aspect of the boob if you can't breastfeed with it?

>>88678353
>Rogue One

leave

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>>88678297
The natural conclusion of this train of thought

>>88678371
They're just rolls of fat, not breasts. Don't Hutts reproduce asexually?

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>>88677511
M-more please.

>>88678256
>no lekku bra
L-lewd

>>88678381
???

>>88677508
My favorite is still his weirdly adorable alliteration when addressing the Imperial big shots on the Death Star.

>>88678297
>>88678384
Am I missing something?

>>88677783
Your penis is that weird little thing growing out of the side near the space slug's mouth? You poor thing.

>>88678388
Not in Canon

>>88678412
everyone had to work somewhere before the Rebellion.

>>88678412
One of Diego Luna's earliest roles was playing the son on a telenovela about a poor family that wins the latter. >>88678384 is the dad.

>>88678397
>>>/tv/

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>>88678119
I chuckled

Do you think Vader ever had fun with his new voice? Just standing around in front of the space mirror, saying different words to see how they sound.

>>88677473
It was aspirations, not ambitions.

The pun was rather off. Vader is sardonic in the OT. Hes more a angry teenager rather than a dad making jokes.

>>88678457
After, as he was told, causing the death of his wife and his unborn child(ren)? Probably not. If he ever enjoyed it it was probably when people felt more intimidated by him simply talking to them, if only to alleviate his pain by making others hurt.

>>88678381
why is this thread filled with nothing but shitposting?

>>88678504
if you want to talk about disney kid flicks go to fucking reddit

ITT: your star wars porn name
thinking of going with hand solo, an old classic, or assian handor

>>88678504
/tv/ is home for the holidays and hiding in a closet from their drunk, grabby uncle. Instead of calling 911 all they can do is what they do best: shitpost.

>>88678457
I wonder if he ever played around with the settings to make himself sound different.

>Now I sound like Yoda. Like Yoda, I sound?
>Now I am Dooku. Look ma, no hands! And no head!
>I can sound like Threepio. Nag, nag, nag!
>Oh... I can sound like Padme? Hello... I am Padme. I love you Anakin... I forgive you...

>Sigh...

>>88678504
Rogue One has been out for a week already and Rebels and the comics haven't had new releases for a while

>>88678534
HGay-47

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Lars Mikkelsen voices Thrawn? Shit no wonder; was trying to figure out why he sounded vaguely familiar

>>88678545
fucking kek

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>>88678534
I'm fond of this one

>>88678534
Lando Calrissian

>>88678568

thanks for making me picture and want Mads in the role.

>>88678457
Of course not. You know why? Because Sheev is the master of trolling. Vader speaks like a deep voiced cool guy for pure intimidation factor, but Vader's helmet actually translates this back as his own Christensen voice with the whiny bitch factor tuned up 200%.

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>>88678534
Shaak Tits

>>88678534
Layla Orgasma

>>88678573
lewd

>>88678534
>ITT: your star wars porn name
My little Seventh Sister can't be this lewd.

>>88678534
Luke Skyfucker

>>88678553
>Rebels and the comics haven't had new releases for a while

Shouldn't the thread quality be better then?

>>88678553
Sucks. We were having actual decent discussions a few threads ago.

>>88678534
Mine would be having an actual Star Wars discussion in the fucking thread you faggot.

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>>88678545
>>I love you

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>>88678534
Barriss Hot Coffee

>>88678534
Aayla Sexura

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>>88678626
>No fun allowed

>>88678534
Lando Calrissian
Not even memeing, I'd be Lando Calrissian and I'd work Lando quotes into each scene. I'd deliver a pizza with my cock sticking through the box and be like "Hello, what have we here?" I'd be a plumber who accidentally stumbles upon some guy's wife while she's in the shower and be like "I'm Lando Calrissian I'm the administrator of this facility". It would bring about a new age of porn kino

>>88678617
Analkin Skyfucker

>>88678534
Mace Wiener

>>88678657
I like the way you think

>>88678657
>not attempting to sell people Colt 45
Get the fuck out.

>>88678705
He said lando quotes not billy dee ya mong

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>>88678011
>OT faggots still hating on the PT's better choreographed lightsaber duels

>>88678534
General Greaseup

>>88678705
I'm sure that's how he finishes.

>>88678728
heres your (You)

>>88678534
Gapen Arsehole father of Jyz Arsehole

>>88678657
>Accidentally invite a trap to your house
>"This deal's getting worse all the time!"

>>88678759
I didn't know the Seventh Sister did porn. You'd think Sheev would pay well.

>>We must finish your training
Did Ben/Kylo have any training at all?

>>88678534
Lama Suck

>>88678770
Yes, he was still at Luke's academy about 5 years before TFA

>>88678749
(You)

>>88678770
You think Luke showed him how to force information from people?

>>88678767
Sheev skimped on Darth Vader's suit, he probably pays Inquisitors in peanuts.

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>>88678770
Apparently not.

>>88678785
So why did he take five minutes to beat some rando and then lose to someone without any training at all?

TFA is repeating a mistake from the Prequals, that is not building up any villains we give a shit about.

>>88678814
>that is not building up any villains we give a shit about

>implying any villains made it through a single prequel movie besides dooku who was iced immediatley

Did Cylo and his creations not think the Force was real or something? Why did he think turning off the limbs of someone who chokes people with his mind would work?

>>88678838
Based Nute Gunray made it through all 3 but I guess his standing as a villain is weak at best

>>88678534
Ezra Buttslut

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>>88678814
>So why did he take five minutes to beat some rando and then lose to someone without any training at all?
Because he was shot in the side with a bowcaster?

>>88677672

My ex was heavily into the EU as a kid like me. Knew about all the important shit like Jacen, Mars Jade, etc.

Now she's a fat bitch so there's that.

>>88678814
I'd rather a villain lost for a movie and then got to be a badass in the next one, sort of like that great villain DARTH VADER

>>88677672
I dont shit where I eat.

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>>88678767
Oh she isn't doing it for the money, Anon...

>>88678814
He was shot by a weapon that made people explode and still was manhandling Rey before she became one with the force or whatever it was that she did at the end.

>>88678866
That didn't stop him from doing all sorts of fancy moves and twirls though. It's pretty obvious that shot did jack shit to him.

>>88678891
Darth Vader technically lost in every movie.

>>88678901
>what is endurance

>>88678838
That's my point. There was no overarching villain as every new one was killed in the same movie or ten minutes into the next one. Palpatine doesn't count since he's way on the sidelines manipulating things, not a villain that gets into the mix.

>>88678912
member when kylo and snoke died at the end of tfa

the fact that every villain survived TFA is actually new ground for star wars

>>88678534
Dick Vader

Dicks Maul

>>88678911
So did the shot handicap him or not? Make up your mind.

>>88678929
It handicapped him, but he was able to fight through the pain for a while, but his endurance gave out eventually, which is why he lost.

Please don't tell me you're seriously this retarded.

>>88678534
Horn Fre Ta