Serenity Storytime

Hard rock Christmas Carols, a mug of coco, and Serenity storytime. I feel like family with you /co/.
Fucked up and disfuntional

>>88670011
ump for dub-dubs

>>88670064
>RTFM serenity

>>88670091
Come on, anon. Don't skip the panel where Serenity wanted Lori with her.

>>88670100
/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over Serenity's leg cast.
/▌
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>>88670121
>Don't worry! We won't muddle things by getting into stories about cutting off 200 foreskins from slain enemies in order to become a King!

>>88670049
>Christ says seek and you will find
>But did you find any?
>Actually.. no.

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>>88670125
It was posted in the last thread.

>>88670150
>Or that time god summon a bear to kill some kids that have made fun of bold guy

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>>88670121
The most important is Ecclesiastes.

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>>88670215
>Except, you know, we'd kick you out of the group if you wanted to date a girl. Right Lori? Hah hah!

>>88670215
>love one another only if it is mutal and not platonic, right, Lori?! Hahaha

>>88670243
I love people with my hate.

>>88670259
>wow these shiny keys make a really nice jingly noise

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Just muffdive her Lori! Just go for it! Do it!

Please do it...

>>88670289
Unleash your frustation on Lori goddammit! Trib her into a coma.

>>88670289
>>88670303
>>88670309

Lori sure is having thirsty toughts , huh?

>>88670289
>>88670303
>>88670309
I fucking love Lori.

Her and her impure thoughts.

>>88670353
>He could harm impressionable young people with outmoded beliefs and discarded morality!
And with his freaky claw. Don't forget about the claw.

>>88670049
This looks like a Medaka Box panel

>>88670049
>>88670064
>"excuse me, religious man, I have questions about your religion!"
>"oh really? well look at THEEEESE"
>jingly keys

>>88670422
Ms. Baxter should consult Lori and give her advice on how to win Serenity.

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>>88670455
Serenity, you can do better! Try jumping Tim's bones, you know he'd hate-fuck you!

>>88670100
>PWNAGE t-shirt

>>88670430
>Nisi O Isin wrote Serenity and used an American psuedonym

>>88670480
>How do you know X is true?
>Oh just compare it to older version of X
Flawless logic here

>>88670472
Mr. Grandy look like Rick Grimes.

This is prolly the sequel to the Walking Dead.

>>88670497
' Cause, you know, the Iliad is historically accurate

>>88670507
HATESEX.
HATESEX.
HATESEX.

>>88670526
That's not the point he's making...

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>>88670531
>So, that's almost a century after the events being described and the quotations having been uttered! Most contemporaries were already dead! Proof!

>>88670480
>>88670489
Wait, but isn't this not true at all? Didn't the bible actually go through a ton of revisions where shit got cut and changed and mistranslated and we have the older copies to prove it?

I like how every year the posts get more Lori-centric.

>>88670563
Yep

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>>88670570
She's more tragic than Serenity. At least Serenity got some closure and a proper arc. Lori, on the other hand, gets sadness.

>>88670572
Where2cop segmented sleeves jacket?

>>88670497
>Lord of the rings is true because there are plenty of copies over different times

>>88670627
>switch to a typewriter style font you'd find on screenplays because this is the movie arc
Each time I find new dimensions of genius to this comic

>>88670399
>This girl is a menace!
JJJ pls

>>88670551
Actually, it is, "we would know if it was false because..."

>>88670651
She could've walked out of any movie currently playing?
Or maybe this is the world's tiniest cinema that only plays one movie at a time.

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I gotta help family with some stuff. I've gotta pass so this should continue on its own, but if it stops suddenly, that's why. Should only take 30 minutes. Keep it bumped.

Like speak of the devil "embedded file" in this image.

>>88670444
>Check out KJ52 mp3!
What did he mean by this?

>>88670100

What's with all the cheeto dust on that shirt?

Turbo get out of here

>>88670544
It could get pretty freaky with that claw

>>88670741
>no sex, just violence!
oh, america

>>88670777
tape a dragon dildo to it?

>>88670756
Also, your parents are both adults, you dumb broad.

>>88670773
>Tim needs to invade Sally's panel to fit in the comic

>>88670531
>ancient manuscript
>that papyrus-looking English phrase on a parchment
Kekkeroni

>>88670693
He's saying that we can verify that the contents haven't been changed (even though they actually have but that's besides the point) because we have copies to compare it to. He's not saying that it being copied a lot makes it historically accurate as you suggested.

>>88670618
FUCK YES IT'S THE UNRELATED SPACE MOVIE ARC THAT ADDS NOTHING BUT QUIRKINESS TO THE PLOT

>>88670741
Tentacles, but no sex.
Absolute disgusting.

>>88670832
>Being desperate to the point of being happy Not so Tiny Tim is into you

>>88670707
Don't smaller cities still have those?

>>88670861
>He's saying that we can verify that the contents haven't been changed
He is saying something different from what she originally wanted to know. She asked how they can know it is "true" (as in: shit actually happened).

>>88670890
Actually the first movie arc is important as it fleshes out the depths of Tim's sociopathic mind.

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>>88670707
Hell, one of the most famous movie theaters in Downtown Seattle, the Cinerama, is like that.

>>88670798
>Derek drawn twice as big as Kimberly here
unf
Kinda wish they'd sexualize her a bit more

>>88670049
>Aren't all religions equally valid.

No, some are worse.

>>88670570
Screencap the Lori post and send it to the authors. Maybe he'll get encourage to make a follow-up Lori arc and finish her story.

Best girl shan't be ignored.

>>88670593
Yeah, better to love Lori.

>>88670860
>See, we shoot digitally then multiply you in my computer.
Battle_of_five_armies_elves_siegeing_Erebor.webm

>>88671015
>naruto mirror bangle

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>>88671072
Yeah you try and play the cool mom now, but you were the one giving her shit about the R-rated movie that got her grounded in the first place.

>>88671074
Isn't that just a broski?

>>88671141
>top bantz

>>88671135
the two aren't mutually exclusive
https://youtu.be/CBvWHVA-xqY?t=117

>>88670707

There are quite a few theaters in and around Minneapolis with only one screen. It's still a thing.

>>88671141
I've always felt this was an underrated powerful moment

>>88671171
This is exactly what I was referencing, I had the gif but didn't want to post it in a storytime thread, didn't think of looking for the video

>>88671174
>people hammer me all the time
Oh baby

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>>88671191
The art in this volume definitely gets too kawaii desu uguu for my tastes

>>88671329
Derek so solemn

>>88671308
>that slightly older Gwen Tennyson in the background
UNF

>>88671340
>implying a group of high school students could do even half as much as show here

>>88671340
Lori looks tasty in this film

>>88671257
>they changed the classic Brightly colored Sugar Junk box
Fucking retards with their marketing, this will go down as another New Coke
Why change a good, classic, highly.regarded design?

Thanks OP.

AYO HOL UP
Did Hiro turn the consecutive images post cooldown to 30 seconds on /co/?

>>88671499
>Lori not doing CPR because her homolust scream for Serenity

>>88671503
Maybe anon helped Hiro and brought a 4chan pass for Xmas.

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>>88671495
Don't thank me. I'm just covering for original OP.

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>>88671541
I bought a pass when Moot was still around. I'm boring, so Hiro can have my data. Still beats the shit out of dealing with Captcha during storytimes.

>>88671541
>>88671577
That's why I asked
So it was the pass, not a Christmas miracle? Also the original OP had one too?

He was right, this movie is fucking terrible. When do we get back to the plot?

>>88671708
It's great. Like watching a B-Side scifi flick in a drive-in theater.

>>88670011
sorry for taking so long
im back guys
I'll continue if and when the current guy is ready to switch
i just gotta change out some bed stuff real quick

>>88671726
>that facial expression in the third panel
I kept forgettin Serenity is a go(l)d mine for reaction images.

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>>88671757
It's all yours whenever you're ready OP. I've just been keeping it warm. Say the word and we'll switch.

>>88671781
>doing the movies
I'll wait till you finish it shoudl be done here in a second

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>>88671795
18 more.

>>88671781
>>88671757
>swingers
L-lewd
Also, are you doing the second movie or not?
Most people usually are against it

>>88671822
I generally dont do any of the movies
they are pretty boring and tend to kill the story time

>>88671628
I bought a pass specifically to do these story times
fuck these 1000 long books with captchas

>>88671876
Eddie is one handsom man
someone needs to edit that hulk face on him

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>>88671812
>dead!
Forbidden word! Forbidden words are banned in a Christain comic!

>>88671851
>he doesn't get off to writing CALLE CALLE thousands of times
Lol casual

>>88671926
i spent 45 minutes trying to post one page a couple years ago
never again

>>88671932
TINKERBELLE NOOOOO

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And that's the end of the movie detour.

>>88671926
Cut him some slack. Storytime are a pain to get through without a pass.

>>88671947
>spazz
eddie you are retarded

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>>88671972
alright I'll take back over
I think we all deserve a quick 10 minute break
let people catch up as well as the current story timer getting a bathroom break

>>88671962
>Tim, please, I was just being nice

>>88672019
>tim
>not a huge fag
pick one

>>88672000
>Guy Who Does the Thing
What thing?

>>88672079
I story time this

>>88672079
The annunal storytime of Serenity.

>>88672000
Less bathroom break, and more to bust out the wine. I'm going to need it for the ending arcs.

>>88672086
Makes sense, thank you.

>>88672109
Are you gonna do the drinking game?

>>88672109
>wine
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

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>>88672109
>>88672143
whats the drinking game
I have fire ball and i feel like getting alcohol poisoning

>>88672156
I don't remember the rules I just remember playing it two christmases ago

>>88672149
No, just a man who managed to go home for Christmas this year. Mom and Grandma stock wine. Normally, I'm blackout drunk by now on $10 handles of rotgut vodka and Sprite.

So, this a better year for me.

>>88672156
A muddy Serenity always get me ERECT.

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>>88672156
alright lets continue to praise jesus and all hes done for us as

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>>88672181
get ready for horseshit

>>88672181
Truly, what Christmas is all about.

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>>88672191
>>88672196
"okay so like I know shes a whore, but god said whores are cool now"
-jesus

>>88672198
>I should've aborted you

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>>88672235

>>88672235
>Man, that really spills my tomato!

>>88672222
>religious fanatic
Considering the Prayer Club turned Serenity into their pet project and with what Serenity turned into. Not to far off the scale of paranoia.

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>>88672247
not enough friction on her sandwhich
its not proper stacking procedure

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>>88672263
>>88672261
shes more like a student trying to study religion

>>88672263
>Js wsh it wz Lzbo prn.

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>>88672280

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>>88672292
>why I am so fat

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>>88672302

>>88672263
FUCK. How come Serenity never reciprocated Lori? She's cute as all Hell.

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>>88672312

>>88672312
>I'M THE QUEEN OF THE CINNABON!

>>88672302
You know Tim, our cafeteria has vegetarian options too.
And no, pizza is NOT a vegetable.

>>88672318
Serenity is too thirsty for Derek D. For some reason. That guy is a putz.

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>>88672321
>>88672318
Serenity is funny enough very naive
she thinks that becuase lori is christian she'd never make a move like that

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>>88672344
I keep forgetting kim has brothers
also
fun fact to those who havent read this before
>kim is asian as well as adopted
its not stated in the story but I believe she has a profile on buzz's page

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>>88672362
thats some real computer magic

>>88672356
I've been following these storytimes for years now, and I never knew that before.

>>88672356
That explain Serenity's envy.

Everyone is thirsty for Yellow Fever.

>>88672376
>>88672380

Buzz has a serenity page on a website somewhere and I think there is some profiles or something
its been a while since I've seen it

>>88672376
>amateur greenscreen in early 00s
no way this wasn't looking like shit thu

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>>88672398
We have to track those down and add them to the collections of email saves and thread screencaps.

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>>88672407
OH BY THE WAY THIS COMIC IS ABOUT JESUS

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>>88672414
>>88672411
it has the extra serenity story where they talk about "the elders" and their forced beliefs
I believe its called "i want to be a zombie"

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>>88672432
how has serenity not paid off the deductible
its been like 10 months

>>88672376
Keep forgetting Serenity is a shorttank.

She's probably wild in bed.

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>>88672437
>>88672440
the back of the book says shes 5 feet
which means everyone else is 6 feet or taller

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>>88672460

>>88672437
>Lori is #2
>Implying she doesn't forgive serenity instantly

>>88672437
Serenity need to watch My Name Is Earl.

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>>88672472
>>88672479
serenity hasnt done much to lori outside of the spit take
they seem to be the most actual friends in the group