Serenity Storytime

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So, why isn't she calling the police yet?

>>88667021
She has a record. The last people she wants to call are the police.

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>>88667050
She's setting herself for a much worse record if she doesn't.

AW YEAH!
Made it right in time for garbage baby!

>>88667071
You forget she's a dumb kid.

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>>88667116
I do forget that.

>>88667094
>"Why do girls always want to fuck me when i'm doing math?"

>>88667094
She knows how to get around the Jesus senses.

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Number 4 from OP's Mega starts at 3. Hopefully that's correct.

>>88667285
>tfw friends with a Seventh Day Adventist
>gets blitzed everyday and picks up chicks

>>88666978
This will always feel so random.
>yfw the show will go BettyxVeronica instead

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>>88667388
Yeah, that's healthy.

>>88667171
Not a Burger here
Can't you just call for an ambulance to take the baby to the nearest hospital AND provide medical care as soon as possible in the US or would that be 100k dollaridoos on your insurance?
I mean in theory, not in this surreal story where everyone is teens on stupid pills

>>88667388
>>88667396
>we have a problem
>let's not talk about it because uncomfortable feelings
>okay

Totally healthy!

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>>88667445
Even in America you can take a baby anywhere. Hell, every single fire station in the country should be a safe drop off point. You can leave a baby with no questions asked whatsoever.

>>88667475
I meant assuming you had this baby at home but couldn't bring it anywhere so you had to call someone to come and take it (like a hypothetical teenager with no driving license finding one in the dumpster like here)

>>88667595
>tfw no yuri ending

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>>88667638
Being Lori is suffering.

>>88667632
>a "friend"
So, Serenity has definitely hooked up with girls while on drug fueled benders before, right?

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>>88667638
How would the christian clique react to homosexuality? I can't remember if it was ever addressed.

>>88667542
>Gluten up
They should be careful I heard it makes your dick fly off.

>>88667713
I think in the letters to the author he said he would have addressed it in later books?

>>88667285
>>88667297
This is where it should've dropped the act more and go the intended way about Serenity and her friends.
She's still portrayed as honest and good-natured, but she still is the only one who has to change a lot

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>>88667713
Lori is pretty overtly a lesbian, in as far as this comic will go. And that never gets resolved. She keeps it hidden and buried. I'm going to assume that since she says she's dealing with sinful thoughts, they wouldn't react well.

>>88667530
>senpai noticed me!

>>88667581
Yeah, I ship it, sue me.

>>88667792
What does YYSSW mean? I'm having a harder time translating this than French comics.

>>88667768
Everyone has their hang-ups and problems in Serenity. It's a lack of communication between the clique that makes them scared to talk to each other about their problems.

Serenity is the most honest of all with her feelings, which is why the ending is so devastating.

>>88667822
"yeah yeah sure sure whatever"

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>>88667839
God damn, I never noticed that look of hope on Lori's face. She had a chance!

>>88667698
1337speek cyberspace issue!

>>88667696
More like "not another out of control junkie in my home who hangs out with my daughter just for booze and drugs"

>>88667823
>>88667839
Lori is so cute. I guaruntee she ends up hooking up with her roommate two weeks into college and realizing the good word of sapphism.

>>88667918
Awesome business model

>>88667907
Why not use sweetener/sugar powder instead and not end up fucking up somebody?

>>88667918
I spy a master criminal!

>>88667843
>Everyone has their hang-ups and problems in Serenity. It's a lack of communication between the clique that makes them scared to talk to each other about their problems
I feel like an ass for not paying attention to this when I read it. It really kind of makes me sad now that Serenity won't continue, it'd be nice to actually see the gang come together and talk about their issues or just see them slowly peel back and show more of themselves than they let on. We kind of get that with Eddie in the last issue but it's played for laughs

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>>88668001
>Yeah, ha-ha
;_;

>>88668001
>y-yeah ha ha

Lori ;__;

>>88668001
Somewhere, a typesetter is crying

>>88667980
I dunno, ask those guys who killed like 100 people in Russia a few days ago.

>>88668001
You deserve better Lori.

>>88668001
>yeah, haha
M-maybe I could eat you out, as a j-joke, between friends!

>>88668070
FATTY FATTY NO FRIENDS

>>88667964
>Shania Twain
Bless the early 00s

>>88668070
Tim doesn't know how to work being fat and black like Biggie or Sug Knight.

>>88668001
>...uh... if that's okay with you...
>Yeah. Ha-ha.
Poor Lori

>>88668176
Well that was fucking anticlimactic

>>88668001
>Realbuzz bookstore
XD

>>88668157
>Offering meth
Jesus, meth isn't a party drug.

>>88668032
Typesetter here. Lots of type cringe in this comic.

>>88668187
damn have the /v/ edit?

>>88668070
Fuck me, that's way too relatable.

>>88668187
>tfw my first encounter with kids who did drugs and participated underage drinking was at church

Seriously, do you guys have some sort of 'cleansing' fetish? why do we have this shit every year? does this makes you think you can make your waifus pure again or some shit?

>>88668255
Same.

>>88668157
Serenity looks out of it enough

>>88668289
>I haven't read the comic

>>88668289
Pretty sure most of /co/ prefers Slut!Serenity to Christian!Serenity

Why is sonic the hedgehog a girl?

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>>88668344
>Christian!Serenity
Still the saddest damn thing in the whole series.

>>88668057
Thread music
https://youtu.be/mKVL12XpLcg

>>88668070
And then this is never brought up again into meaningful character development.

>>88668289
Originally I read this comic to make fun of it but then I found myself actually liking it and becoming invested with the characters. I still do make fun of it with fellow Anons every year though.

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>>88668389
It has an almost undefinable charm. Damn near every single thing about it is objectively bad, yet here we are every year loving it unironically.

>>88667116
>dumb
More like she hold idoltry for Serenity and see her as an elder sister and because of that is invariably influenced by her.

>>88668097
Gotta say, as a young thin Asian girl she must look pretty fuckable in that dress
Derek's purity test will gain a couple of points that night

>>88668289
>every year
newfag spotted

We also read this on easter

>>88668425
We were talking about the baby and whether or not to call emergency services, moron.

>>88667195
>who could throw a baby away
A deadbeat parent. So, people like those who post on 4chan.

>>88668500
>implying anyone on 4chan gets laid

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>>88668514
Has there ever been a theological treatise on counter-praying? Who gets priority if two people pray for completely counter things?

>>88668500
Man how could anybody do this, this is your own kin same blood and all, the thing you made yourself, this baby should be sold on etsy.

>>88668514
God always helps the highest bidder
That's why he created indulgences

>>88667273
>out in front of God
Don't get too naked for the man in the sky.

>>88668418
>It has an almost undefinable charm
It's a mix of a couple of things, the "how to draw anime" art, the fact the cast is flawed and diverse without going into BK Kids Club territory, teen drama, and it's kind of a glimpse into the early 2000s.

Where's the Serenity creators last thoughts on the crew? Shits deep.

Serenity x Lori OTP

>>88668550
It's something that happens when you're not allowed birth control/abortion.

>>88667285
Baked? Not bad at all. Apply at a Bakery.
>Serenity will never make you special brownies

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>>88668590
I think I have the emails that an Anon asked years ago. I can try and post them after this issue. But if anyone else has them feel free to post. Serenity info like that won't interrupt the storytime or image limit. They should be posted.

>>88668617
You should wait until the very end. It makes the finale more poignant when you read them after

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>>88668639
Yeah, that makes sense.

>>88668190
Christian techno and derivates can be pretty good indeed, see Robert Hood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CEo4XvM6Oc

>>88667339
Someone mail Serenity to the CW.

They need to get God. Get it? Instead of "Get Got", "Get God."

>>88668678
>Serenity live action drama on the TBN or Hallmark
Would you watch it /co/?

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>>88668741
I'd feel obligated to watch it.

>>88667438
Is Lori serious? She have Serenity in the palm of her hands, riding shotgun. Her waifu. Her pheromones are probably wafting into Lori's nostrils and she is getting a nice scent on Serenity.

Shr should've went to the Rave, got piss drunk and engaged in lesbian shenanigans with her.

>>88668357
We are given no reason why Serenity should consider drug use a bad thing per se at this point, we've only seen her saying the consequences of being caught are bad and hanging out with people who didn't give her any possibility to do drugs for a while

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>>88668801
That's kind of the point of that scene. Of course she would accept drugs. But she didn't. That's the divine intervention here.

>>88667595
>putting faith in a nonexistent being
>when your sitting right next to your waifu
Put some faith in Serenity, Lori.

>>88668503
>that fire effect
Could belong on War Machine 2.0

>>88667638
But in our HEARTS there will be Anon!

>>88667638
Hurt like Hell.

All I ever wanted from reading Serenity.

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>>88668892
Jesus, you're a bitch Kimberly.

>>88668599
>that pun
Normally I'd say Carlos!, but this time I'll say Sally!

>>88668915
Man, tshirts are so heavy....

>>88668640
>the Motaro moment
What did she mean by this

>>88668640
NO CHEN DON'T DO IT

>>88668989
What's Tim's fucking problem?

>>88668671
FUCKING SAVAGE

>>88668000
>Serentity written by Mari Okada
>Kiznaiver season two

>>88668176
I forgot about Officer Hot Black Chick!

>>88668989
Go roidrage somewhere else, Tim

>>88668289
Eventually it just because Tradition. I've read this more then 12 times now. I've been around since the very first posting.

>>88668001
END MY SUFFERING.

KILL ME.

>>88669027
he's autistic dude cut him some slack

>>88669060
Actually a quality pun this one

>>88668741
I'd watch it like a devote, lonely housewife in the Bible belt

>>88669068
There is an animal in Tim. A raging beast he only holds back through is love of triphop and jesus.

One day, he's going to snap. And eat everyone. In the world. Like Fenrir or Stan Lee.

>>88669129
>She was ready to go naked in front of Everyone.

Lewd

>>88668864
I like that we could've gone with some divine intervention here, but we got a perfectly believable reason
Inb4 the ghostly Jesus firefighter anyway

>>88669129
>drinks floating in the hot tub
I sure love my coke slightly hot to the touch!

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>>88669207
I'm with Serenity on this.

>>88669129
>clothed because they're christian
>not because they're coed suburban teenagers in north america
Sure, Serenity. Christianity is the reason.

>>88669207
Ah yes, you should be like Tim, who never gets mad but kills his enemies with love instead.

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>>88669249
Let it go Tim!

>>88669249
Holy fuck, Tim, that was like nine hours ago. How are you still mad about this?

>>88669270
You cannot silence Tim. His rage is eternal.

>>88669257
Tim realized you can't be Christian and gangsta or else he'd have put Serenity in the ground.

>>88669257
Good ol' Tim, calculating social transactions like a psychopath

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>>88669324
He'll have a fine career in business.

>>88669245
Fucking based

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>>88669343
If that were Lori instead of Sally...

>>88669386
Looks like the Big Fat Retard tried to ski up the mountain.

>>88669424
RIP Derek

>>88669411
Some motherfuckers always tryin to ice-skate uphill

>>88669249
Damn Tim, forgive and forget already.

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>>88669445
Basic pleasantries are more important than setting bones.

>>88669412
>Enough force was involved to snap a snowboard

Its an actual miracle she isnt dead

>>88669456
>Dang Kimberly why would you do that? If I saw you lose consciousness after crashing into a tree I'd leave you to die for sure!