It has begun
Merry christmas /co/
its time for the gift that keeps on giving
get your christmas hams and playlists ready becuase we are about to embark on a long journey
mega for downloads
http://pastebin.com/0CiuqJ4J
if anythign is wrong then just say it
Christmas playlist I'm listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFtb3EtjEic&list=PLcgt5AzPaffdjfS2nFcgpMKS63bIHjJxH
its short so please give recommendations that are christmas/christian/cartoons/feels
alright lets get this startedin about 5 minutes
>>88664260
>manga stylized inspired comic book
>>>/a/
>>88664290
Fuck you scrooge. This is a /co/ tradition
>>88664290
thanks for the bump
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>>88664335
how do you even get a prayer club sweater
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>>88664347
10 pages in and eddie already looks like he wants to kill himself
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>>88664363
nothing says 'bad news' like wearing a bandaid on ur face
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>>88664381
i thought it was just because he was black
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>>88664398
>laughing teens.jpg
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>>88664414
I dont understand this guy's argument
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>>88664424
>womyn
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>>88664452
>casual blasphemy
>>88664459
>AND I SAY TO MYSELF I NEED EXACT CHANGE
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>>88664515
This was an argument in Catherine as well
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>>88664536
>you must hate my arguing
I mean honestly it'd probably make youth group way more fun to be at
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>>88664546
Nietzscheholdingagun.jpg
>>88664558
SICK U-TURNS FOR JESUS
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>>88664584
You know I've never noticed how horrifying the claw is in this page
>>88664591
nevermind the several people who arent serenity in the background
>>88664601
these kids are so comically mean
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>>88664649
I remember this being storytimed a year ago, it was fun. Have a bump OP.
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>>88664663
Yeah its tradition
twice a year
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>>88664355
Eddis is the besthe should'be won the Serenitybowl
>>88664684
I always imagined this just being a lamb of god song
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>>88664695
Can I actually use this as an excuse
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>>88664719
Did y'know music:
Godsmack song entitled 'Serenity' were inspired by this very comic.
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>>88664729
you gotta be fucking with me
>>88664314
Anytime. Didn't want the thread to die so early.
Thanks for this.
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>>88664749
the threads take a while to kick up
christmas is usually slow so I dont think there is any real worry about the thread dying
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>>88664335
>getting expelled on the first day
>not opting for a suspension
Utterly comical.
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>>88664779
>get pumped to do math homework and night of prayer
>mfw girl didnt want to do math at all
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>>88664342
>dawgz
>dissed
Derek ain't bout that thug life.
What is he going to do? Rap sermons using Biblical verses.
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>>88664806
his beats are sick and his crew is getting bigger
thats because jesus christ is his nigga
>>88664803
I feel like the fact that Serenity considered shooting a school up is a little overlooked
>>88664815
its only now that I realized that the last panel indicates that derek had a huge boner
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>>88664368
Hot Damn! This existential angst Serenity is so sexy prior herconversion.
Boner inducing and made for hatesex.
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>>88664857
you know serenity would probably be cool to hang out with
although the bad group she is with look just as terrible as the youth group
>>88664260
OH SHIT NIGGA WE'RE DOING THIS IT'S REALLY CHRISTMAS NOW
patiently waiting for theleetspeak cyberspaceissue
>>88664792
That fucking face gets me every time.
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>>88664872
i dont remember which one that is
i think its the 4th one
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>>88664875
someone a while back said those weird shaded close ups look incredibly similar to cromartie high and I cant stop seeing it every time I read this
>>88664386
Wasn't the far right girl with the orange hoodie confirmedlesbian and for having homoerotic fantasies over Serenity and even implied masturbating to her?
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>>88664892
not the last partshe did ask her on a date and get friendzoned though
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>>88664414
>librate you
>>88664420
>I dont understand this guy's argument
His favourite anime is prolly TTGL and he listen to Libra Me From Hell on the drive to school.
>>88664926
how the fuck do you fall asleep like that
I can barely sleep in my fucking room if it slightly smells
Forgot to say thanks to the OP in the previous post
>>88664892
Lori will be best girl eternal but she's pure, just repressed, lad
Never did lewd things like you're implying
>>88664528
Smug Serenity's reaction face almost became a thing, I must remind myself to use it as often as possible
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>>88664940
pretty sure all females get smug at some point
>>88664946
EVERYBODY GET IN HEREHA HACHARITY
>>88664959
>hank venture.jpg
>>88664965
theres the first book for ya laddies
its time for a 10ish minute break
will return soon
stretch and get food/drinks and bathroom or whatever you need to do
book 2 coming soon
>>88664871
Serenity probably is cool to hang out with if you don't intrude unto her personal affairs and turn her into a pet project.
I'd take her to the Arcade, play paint ball, go go-karting while listening to eurobeat.
Coz MY HEART IS ON FIRE for Serenity.
>>88664355
What was Eddie's suffering even about? I remember they made a huge deal about it but it was something extremely minor
>>88664368
I want this single page to represent human culture when we meet the ayylmaos
>>88664940
>Never did lewd things like you're implying
Oh, I already know Lori is best girl. I misunderstood the lewd part, I remember the afterword the creator wrote and I thought he said something along those lines, however, I suppose not.
>>88665029shes just a lesbian and nothing more. they were going to have her mention it and probably outright say it in her head but nothing more then wanting to date serenity
>>88664946
>door is always open
>no door only a chair and desk
>Serenity is a religious manga
Getting Evangelion tier of trolling.
2deep4me.
>>88665049
>Getting Evangelion tier of trolling.
you dont even know man
it apparently starts becoming comparable
I hope the anon who reads this as a fetish book is here this year, I think it's issue 5 or 6 that has it.
He might be a clueball but his fetish is actually interesting
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>>88665065
as long as he doesnt spoil anything
>>88665101
those arent my glasses
anyway lets continue
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>>88664431
>these portrayals 10 years ago you could only find in borderline self-parodistic, out of date religious literature that was mocked by 4chin
>now it's actually 4chin's prevalent mindset
Truly ebin.
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>>88665149
>smug anime.jpg
>>88665157
Guess we found the TRUE villain
>>88664473
>My uncle graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALs and partecipated on numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda
>>88665179
>5 and thats my final offer...4
>>88665191
you know serenity doesnt seem like the metal type honestly
Ah yes. Merry Christmas everybody.
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>>88665211
merry christmas anon
>>88665179
>Black femaling you
That's the spice
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>>88665215
serenity is apparently 5 feet (give or take an inch or two)
that means eddie is like 7 feet fucking tall
>>88665141
Lori is so unfathomably cute.
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>>88665237
easily best girl next to serenity
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>>88665259
omae wa mou shindeiru
>>88665157
>her smug and constant interaction with Serenity
May as well label this a harem coz Serenity sure know how to build one without even trying.
>>88664541
I know Dixon might be too pure for a foot fetish, but I wouldn't put it past the artist, especially in this issue
>>88665101
His fetish, at least the way he explained it, ispurificationso Serenity perfectly fits the bill, but especially that when combined witha character being purified gradually becoming devoid of all joy and hopes, just another pure, saintly lifeless dronelike Serenity sort of does for like a couple of chapters after she decides torevert her hair to brown. I don't have that fetish, but it sounds rather intellectual
>>88665264
I went to one of these meetings once
it was kinda weird
they used the word hostage a lot
>>88665273
>H-he's fast!
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>>88665267
the artist is a female I believe
she had this weird thing where she had to focus on certain things when she drew
I dont think it was intentional but its defiantly there
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>>88665286
>if found trapped by the youth group improvise a weapon.
>>88665301
for those who dont know
this is real
>>88665273
Multi track drifting?!
>>88665289
>alcoholic
BETRAYER.
Why would she betray humanity's friend? Not a sin to drink in moderation.
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>>88664823
Wtf I thought that having a backup school shooter was mandatory in the US?
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>>88665314
I mean it is a sin to overindulge
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>>88665325
serenity is too squishy to be the school shooter
its most likely fat black man who would do it
>>88665326
i hit 87 instead of 27
well fuck me
i'll delete it here in a second
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>>88664989
>any 16yos
>cool to hang out with
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>>88665339
>i hit 87 instead of 27
>nearly skipped sixty content worth of pages
Sound like you over-indulged on the "egg nog".
It's alright, dude. Let me link you to the Twelve Step process >>88665305
>>88664665
>that sticker
Hurts_just_a_little_bit.png
Also I actually have a version of that song in my head
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>>88665387
you cant keep me away from fireball
you arent my dad
>>88665358
If you were to travel back into time and encounter your sixteen year old self, I am sure you'll hang out with him and your old friends.
>>88664473
>klunk!
> cussing won't help
> but then it does
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>>88665421
>2good4u
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>>88665215
>I'm a loser with a big hole
unfffff.
>>88665425
>step on the sidewalk
Based as fuck. Even if he is religious.
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>>88665474
to be fair
if this isnt after school then when he's doing is technically illegal
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>>88665442
>afraid to admit she were praying
She sure have her unintentional cute moments.
>>88665498
fatty is very distracting
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>>88665407
I'd probably slap young me in the face every 5 minutes for being an idiot and an autist
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>>88665509
Careful what you say
You might send him into a tantrum
Merry Christmas Serenity guy! Thanks and congratulations for keeping the tradition alive for another year
>>88665557
thats weird
it kept telling me that 53 was already posted
>>88665533
>crawling unto Lori
>Serenity being the Knight and rescuring the Princess Lori
Tinkerbell confirmed shipperfag.
>>88665113
>Pizza Puka
>Brightly-colored sugar junk
Serenity marketing development on point
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>>88665561
merry christmas anon
I love storytiming this
unfortunately im gonna have to leave to do Christmas family stuff in about an hour for a while (not all day I'll be back after a couple hours)
the options are to wait for me to get back or for someone to continue the storytime
>>88665565
HATESEX.
HATESEX.
HATESEX.
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>>88665578
Taco Wong's is my favorite
chinese mexican restaurant
I'd kill for that in my town
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>>88665615
its pretty true that LA is shit
>>88665122
*teleports behind you*
>>88665137
H-how tall is that female brown cop
I would
>>88665625
more importantly
how small is that manlet
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>>88665656
>remote control
>>88665157
It looks like she's blocking Serenity's punch and being smug because of it before hitting her back
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>>88665670
>fuck my eyes
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>>88665710
god pastor calvin is such a retard
So I asked in another thread, but now that the proper storytime is going I'll ask again.
I collected all the fanfics that were in the old plus4chan thread (it no longer exists) and put them on the /co/ wiki.
http://the-conservatory.wikia.com/wiki/Serenity_Fanworks
I'm hoping to get some feedback on anything else we might want to have on the page or if what's on there (that isn't a fic since those are copypasted) is good enough.
>>88665724
PIRATES ARE IN RIGHT NOW
>>88665724
I cant remember, did this got solved?
>>88665736
>>88665339
DON'T HONK
350$ PENALTY
>>88665741
>>88665750
HOLD THE FUCK ON A SECOND
>>88665750
DEREK IS TALKING TO HIMSELF
HOW IN THE FUCK
>>88665738
Yeah, I think Serenity help pay for the deductible.
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>>88665557
She looks like she's wearing some sort of cosmic cape like Quasar used to have
>>88665777
that last panel
every time
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>>88665789
Comedy gold
>>88665769
>Lori is experiencing internalize suffering
>she yearn to talk to her waifu
>whistling via morse code
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>>88664330
>hand turns white
The colorist fucked up
>>88665789
>skank
Isn't it Rage Against The Machine guy here wearing the Explode shirt >>88664355
Surprise Serenity didn't tackle the issue of school shooters.
>>88665848
>brain surgery no experience necessary
I guess thats how surgeon sim happened
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>>88664381
Worked for Nelly
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>>88665920
They forgot to draw her left eye in that last panel.
>>88665920
>until it's gone
>eyefucking Lori
Serenity know who best girl is
>>88665929
and thats book 2
time for more breaks
back in 10
also again in about an hour I'm going to be needing to leave
If anyone feels like continuing the storytime please feel free to
but again im gonna be back later today after a time
the DL is in the op if anyone wants to give it a shot later
>>88665273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>88665386
At least this comic is very accurate in the portrayal of young women's behavior
>>88664792
>Jesus senses tingling
>>88665956
You dumbfuck. It is smart.
Aim for Lori! Aim for the Ace!
>>88665401
>that drawer
Thanks doc
>>88665460
Alternate take on Serenity where this happens when?
>>88665460
>It's Your Guys Fault I'm Not Popular
>>88665592
>and stop smiling so much
What did he mean by this?
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>>88664515
He notices she's shoeless but his first question is Where's your bible
Alright time for number 3
Let's see how far into this we get
>>88664324
>tassel
>>88664342
>frados
I'm probably older than most of /co/ and have never heard these slang terms in my life. When and where the fuck are they from and more importantly, what the hell do they mean?
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>>88666119
tassel I guess means girl
frados I assume means something like a tool
either way im fairly certain its buzz going "HELLO FELLOW CHILDEREN"
>>88666131
more smug anime
>>88664965
I really can't help but read Eddie in Dean's voice. I also read Derek in Greg Cipes' voice.
>>88664553
That feel
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>>88665681
That sentence is so weird if you're not a native English speaker and the expression makes you primarily think of the vidya series
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>>88666174
Post the link
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>>88664386
>because Stockholm Syndrome is a reasonable substitute for friendship
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>>88666181
I speak almost fluent english and I still think of the game
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>>88666191
WHAT'S YOUR SCORE, /CO/?
>http://www.puritytest.net/
>>88666196
>>88665728
Not that I can think of, but good job anyway
>>88666206
>>88666198
I dont remember my score
pretty high purity if I remember
i mean its probably dropped since the last time I took it
>>88666119
You aren't alone. I have never heard anybody say frados either, unless it is a made up term zealots make.
>>88666218
>sad lori
I didn't noticed it started this early
Does anyone have a link to the artist's DA page?
>>88666131
LORI DRUGGING AND PIDDLE PADDLING ON TOP OF SERENITY'S PARADE CHAPTER WHEN!?
>>88666231
>>88666236
do me a favor and dont harass her
http://keiiii.deviantart.com/
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>>88665831
Does this look like he's detaching his goatee to anyone else?
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>>88666274
he also has tiny hands
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>>88666260
>http://keiiii.deviantart.com/
>harassing an artist who has improved significantly after a comic /co/ reads bi-annually
What kind of asshole do you take me for?
>>88664431
>Serenity, you have to choose between /pol/ and tumblr
This shit was weirdly prescient.
>>88666305
>>88666206
>talking about kissing
Serenity is dangerous. Tempting her harem.
She may have Lori and Sal fight over who shall her kiss.
>>88666154
LET'S GLUTEN UP
>>88666198
I did this last year and got a surprisingly low score. So much for being raised Catholic.
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>>88666308
anonymous
Bless you OP. Are threads are still one of my favorite parts of the year.
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>>88666198
FUCK YES INEVITABLE PURITY TEST DERAIL
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>>88664404
>cussing won't make it feel better
objectively false
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>>88666375
>Kimberly becomes an Anon
>>88666381
Regi easily has the best reactions
>>88666198
That was goddamn easy.
Didn't even hafta try.
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>>88666416
>>88666395Do parental filters actually work?
>>88666416
No more hand-holding, you little slut!
>>88666421
>>88666422
depends on how smart you are
>>88666399
Are you my waifu?
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>>88665956
This is where the subtle brainwashing starts becoming less subtle and definitely leaning towards creepy
>>88666430
>you
As in the parent or the child?
I feel like parental filters don't work, but I'm not a parent. Kids are fucking smarter than people give credit for, but I don't know how the filters work.
>>88666422
Fuck no. Kids are always going to figure those out. Back when I was young, I cracked the parental lock on Cinemax inside of a week. Turns out saving a random 555 number in our home phone's auto-dial directory isn't the best way of keeping a 4-digit lock code secret.
>>88666451
>>88666459
as a child
proxies are easy to get to
and if you are smart you could probably just bullshit your way past the password
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>>88666481
>>88665741
>when a cop says go, I'm gone
Perfectly sensible tbqh
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>>88666260
>http://keiiii.deviantart.com/
damn she got better, I wonder how a comic with her new style would look like.
>>88666527
>>88666472
Hell, in this day and age it's never been easier to break into anything. You could figure out Security Question answers for almost any random person with 20 minutes of browsing their social media. Full admin access to anything with that. Frankly, I can't believe that everything from banks on down still use Security Questions.
>>88666539
>>88666536
there is some drastic improvements
>>88666198
36.5, should've taken some notes this test gave me some great ideas.
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>>88666260
I just lost the link, why would I harass her?
>>88666572
>>88666583
>>88666582
just sayin
people on this site can get that way
>>88666592
>>88666604
>>88666613
>>88666260
>bad thoughts is the same as bad deeds
>but good thoughts is not the same as good deeds
wait a sec are u tryin to trick me again
>>88666622
didnt batman beyond win an award for this
>>88666628
>>88666628
It did. It was still a lousy episode.
>>88666643
>>88666643
>making the kid with a single parent play the single parent role
>don't even let her choose
I'd fucking drop out and start doing drugs too
>>88666652
>>88666651
it usually is
>>88666663
alright guys
unfortunatly I gotta go but I'll be back later
if anyone wants to continue this the link for the download is in the op
>>88666652
I never got this assignment when I saw it in shows. I'd wonder exactly what kept the students from just leaving the eggs on a desk in their room or in the fridge or something.
>>88666421
Did she have lewd thoughts about Vitruvius' man?
>>88666451
Fuck off Pastor Calvin
>>88666718
I never had to do it in school either, but I did in a public babysitting course. It was pretty easy desu.
>>88666668
OP DEAD
POST EDITS
>>88666718
Best guess is health teachers depend on other teachers to rat on kids who dont bring eggs with them
>>88666572
>grownass woman concerned with her purity score
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>>88666760
No, he said someone else could continue in his stead.
>>88666754
The closest I had to this assignment in school was in a child development class,I took this class specifically to meet girlsIt didn't work. We had designated baby dolls to take care of but they never left the classroom. It was really just playing with baby dolls for about a third of the class.
>>88666802
Nice. Thank you
>>88666852
>skipping spongebob
lame
>>88666893
Of course. Can't have brakes on the Serenity Christmas threads. When OP comes back, I'll give it back to him.
>>88666879
Oh shit, Christmas trash baby
Oh, I didn't realize we were that close to image limit. Give me a minute to start a new thread, and I'll link it here.
>>88666198
I gave up at 91.2% pure after two entire pages of "no" answers from 175 to 276. I became a wizard this year.
This is the most depressing Christmas ever. Thanks /co/.
Here we go >>88666962
>>88666777
Your digits confirm it forever.
>>88666968
Congratulations on your newfound magical abilities.
>>88666968
I got 89% solely for drugs, alcohol, and dirty jokes
>>88666968
Still a couple of months before wizardhood for me, but I remember scoring something like 84% last year.
>>88666260
I won't do anything of the sort. Although, she should make Serenity: Redux with the one true end: Lori x Serenity.
>>88666968
Depressed? You're a pure male maiden.
That should make you feel euphoric.
bump-o
>>88665491
I love this panel.
>>88665513
WHY IS THERE A MUSLIM
>>88669732
I remember there was a theory about it years ago
>>88664691
What's the point of keeping stolen money in an incriminating jar?
>>88665259
Child alcoholism? That's pretty hardcore. Never seen anything like that and I grew up in a small Russian town in the fucking nineties.
>>88666056
Because I'm not popular I'll become a Christian
>>88666198
96.6. Should I be proud?
>>88671933
that depends on how pure you want to be
>>88671952
I just want to die, man
>>88666879
Fucking dumpster babies. Really?
>>88666198
>82.5%
noice
aparently going to hookers and getting wasted still lands me on the purity side