M̶A̶G̶N̶E̶T̶O Uncanny X-Men storytime, pt. 4

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Anybody remember the Choir from Yost/Kyle's X-Force?

>>88592959
That really was quite the outfit. Celestial Technology ha surprising fetishes.

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>>88593009
It's just an sluttier version of her Lady Mandarin get-up.

>>88593005
Yep

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FFFUUUUU

>>88593370
>F
I remember when he was on the council on Utopia.

OP thank you so much for this dump, appreciate it!

>>88593525
anyone else imagining the handjobs? just me?

Are you going to do the civil war mini? It's somewhat related.

>>88593370

OUCH.
He'll get better eventually.

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>>88593685
Hadn't planned to, but yeah I can at some point. Probably won't do it as part of this batch though. I was thinking I might do all of IvX once it's over. I'll do it then.

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>>88593696
It's such a cool page. Good throwback to AoA as well.

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How can one mutant be so supreme?

>>88593831
Villains always make the best protagonists.
And (bless him) Magneto was always more of a crazy anti-hero than a villain, those are two great things to write stories about.
How could he have turned out any less supreme?

>>88594080
This, so much.

It's kinda a plothole that there's enough mutants around for an evil corporation to exploit so soon after the decimation had the number down to less than 200.

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Well shit

I'm just going to ask here since it's an X-thread.
I'm on winter break for college and working on my backlogs, I just finished reading Morrison's and Whedon's runs, I thought they were pretty good.
What should I read next?

>>88593954
>They were not as simple as you might believe
Seriously. Dark Phoenix saga has absurd amounts of sexual subtext.

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>>88594238
Not really. Hope restarted the X-Gene in a bunch of people.

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>>88594256
Pick anything from here.
I forgot to post this earlier.

Previous storytimes:
>Messiah Epic
http://desuarchive.org/_/search/subject/X-Men%20%28mostly%29%20Complete%20Messiah%20Epic%20Storytime/order/asc/
http://desuarchive.org/co/thread/88143467/ (forgot subject line)
>War of Kings
http://desuarchive.org/_/search/subject/war%20of%20kings%20saga/order/asc/
>Age of X
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/Age%20of%20X/start/2016-12-10/end/2016-12-11/

>>88594252
This may have been a continuity dive too deep for the readers.

>>88594289
They didn't have to get their powers at puberty like before?
The mutants depicted in this story are all adults.
Is the puberty thing just no longer a rule?

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>>88594350
>Is the puberty thing just no longer a rule?
It was never a rule (or at least hasn't been for a good long time), more of a guideline really, but it seems that it isn't the "rule" anymore.

>>88594276
There's nothing I like better than reading through an issue one time and spotting all the dirty double-entendres, and then re-reading it again and trying to view it through innocent eyes and see how all of that would just go right over the head of a child, and it's a whole different story.
That's some real humorous genius at play there.

>>88594308
>Messiah Epic
>Age of X
No thanks.
>War of Kings
Read it already.

>>88594478
I'm so happy they used that second story surprise baddie, that was a long time - no see situation.

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>>88594437
>>Age of X
>No thanks.
wew

>>88592849
I haven't keen keeping up with Magneto's antics at all.

Isn't AOA Apocalypse's son dead, or is he native to 616?

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>>88594584
>Isn't AOA Apocalypse's son dead
Yes, Holocaust got killed in Exiles.
This is Genocide.

>>88594615
Help me out here, is he an actual blood relation, or did Apoc' just adopt him because he's such a monster?

>>88594548
Okay then sell it to me.

>>88594682
>16 Million

Genosha? Or Terrigen deaths?

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>>88594649
Yeah, go read Uncanny X-Force v.1.
>>88594677
Short, sweet, self-contained story with some great art. I'm gonna assume you haven't read Age of Apocalypse, but it's a more streamlined digest version of it, and keeps all the best elements of AoA without all the fat. It also has some of the best X-Men costume designs this side of the century. Basically, a rock-solid X-Over.

Alternatively, if you haven't go read Uncanny X-Force v.1. It's lore heavy, but very newcomer friendly. All the relevant deets are given to you.

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HO-LEE

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SHIT

>>88594380
ok, now that Betsy ass is a bit much

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Alrighty, that's a wrap.
The IvX issue was really, really cool. Another kind Anon storytimed it here >>88586390, but it had nothing to do with Mags in the slightest.

And with that, we've mostly concluded our Bunneto stuff up to current.

Spurrier's Legacy tomorrow. Although it may be a late start as well, hard to say.

What book is Bunn taking after Ressurrexion?

>>88595038
Blue, featuring the O5 under the tutelage of Magneto.

>>88595025
There's not really a point in storytiming IvX until it's all out, is there?

>>88595004
>>88595011
I wonder how long sane is going to last with Mystique's powers being what they are.
I also wonder if that would ruin the character.

>>88595025
Thanks again dude, enjoyed the storytiming

>>88595072
well it was today's issue

>>88593821
who is this monet and does she perform snu-snu

>>88595620
She's a rich-bitch super-power snob who has an odd history of choices in regards to snu-snu partners.
She was also created to be Jubilee's ultimate frienemy.

>>88593920
So this is the girl with the leg brace from the previous Magneto solo run... but how much of their relationship has been retconned due to the Incursion(s) never happening? Very confusing.

I never know when they drop something like this they want to explain it in the future or it's something we're supposed to know.

>>88594310
He was the head Magneto Acolyte from the '90's or something, wasn't he? We've only seen him once or twice since?

>>88594470
The telepathic subtext between dialogue is kinda clever.

>>88594961
what kinda pose is that
did she kick? punch? did she fly into her like a jet?

>>88598882
It's the backswing of a roundhouse kick.

>>88598882
>>88598889
Nope, it's just LAND being LAND and reusing that pose for 11,000th time

>>88592772
>remembered thread that mocked Elektra for no longer wearing leotard outfit
>sees Psylocke no longer wearing one either
WHYYYYYYYYY

>>88592772

I am almost excited at ironically enjoying Greg Land drawing Lady Deathstrike.

>>88594350
>They didn't have to get their powers at puberty like before?
No, people all around the world just suddenly had x-genes activate at the end of AvX. It was a plotpoint that a lot of people who had their x-genes activate were young adults. Hijack was in his like early 30s.

>>88594707
16 million is the number of mutants that died in Genosha, so Genosha. We don't actually have a count on how many have died from M-Pox.

>>88599594

>>88603036

>>88601902

something but about that is that Selene resurrected the 16 million mutants, but only like a million had powers, the majority had lost them due to House of M, even though they were dead, as if the Scarlet Witch had rewritten the past too.

from that we know Scarlet Witch depowered 93.75% of mutants. I dont think they were ever really only about 200 like they said in Utopia.

>>88606250
>I dont think they were ever really only about 200 like they said in Utopia.
There were closer to like 150 or so on Utopia.
The 198 number was established by O*N*E.

>>88594427
Is she always the first one to leave a team?

Since this is still up
>>88607834
I'm doing X-Men Legacy today.

>>88599613
who gives a shit jfc