YOU FILTH!

>One More Day, Pete. It wasn't a mistake.

>>88515721
"You looked cooler in the black suit."

>>88515721
Slott is the best writer we've ever had.

>It was me, Peter!
>The author of Oliver Payne!

>>88515721
>YOU FILTH!
What shitty writing. Peter should have said "YOU MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF GODDAMN SHIT I'M GONNA RAPE YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS YOU CUNT"

>>88515721
>Gwen > MJ

>>88515823
>RAPE YOUR MOTHER IN THE ASS
OK, where do you find the ass on a cloning pod?

>>88515721
>That we can bring Uncle Ben ba-

>>88515721
Osborn fucked MJ too.

>>88515721
>what what
>in the butt

>>88515914
>implying Mary isn't Ben's mom too
Peter's giving Ultron a run for his money with this Oedipus shit

>>88515721
how did this end? I read issue one and it was pretty garbage. Also wasn't Jimmy Chueng the artist?

>>88515721
>I took the movie rights from Sony and sold them to Disney

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>>88515930
>mfw Peter is against getting back Uncle Ben because he'll lose reason to angst and he kinda likes feeling shitty

>>88516010
>Spiderman is now Batman.
UNCLE BEN IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

So what's going to be Peter's excuse for not wanting Uncle Ben back aside from:
>Noooo it's not correct we can't play god that's not the real uncle ben nooo

>>88516088
Because it's a fucking CLONE

>>88515721
>Mayday is overrated. Spider-Gwen and Miles Morales are way better.

>>88516088
He's the only character that hasn't been resurrected at this point and Peter doesn't want to ruin that.

>>88515721
I totally thought that was Peter Quill until I saw the mask

>>88515721
>Mac Gargan was the best Venom.

>>88515721
>Remember that nightmare with the Jackal fucking MJ? It wasn't a nightmare, it was me Peter!

>>88516088
Well yeah, it's not the real Ben, it's a clone.

>>88516088
"It's not the real Uncle Ben" is a completely valid reason. Creating a clone of him would be making a new life, essentially a baby, aging it up and implanting someone else's memories in it. You're not bringing anyone "back" with shit like that, you're spawning new life and then robbing it of its chance to be its own person and live its own life. It would be cheap and selfish to impose that on someone just to satisfy your own desire to be reunited with a lost loved one.

>>88515721

>I was thinking about puting otto back in your body Peter

>>88515721
>Peter attacking "Ben" for desecrating his uncle's grave

The one thing about this story I think Slott has done right.

>>88516002
The issue of ASM that this page is from hasn't come out yet, but last week's issue of The Clone Conspiracy ended with the revelation that the Jackal this time around is Ben Reilly, who was brought back through New U, and that he wants to work with Peter and bring back Uncle Ben, whose remains he's just had dug up and delivered to him.

>>88516237
Memories are what matters, anon. Body is just that.

>>88516111
>clone
No, it's an artificially induced healing factor.

Somebody change Ben's face with Slott

>>88516121
>He's the only character that hasn't been resurrected at this point and Peter doesn't want to ruin that.
Actually Uncle Ben was resurrected for a nanosecond at one point, but I forget context.

>>88515721
>"Dance off bro, me and you!"

Remember folks, the only people that stay dead are Jason Todd, Bucky, and Uncle Ben.

>>88516256
Not in a universe with the confirmed existence of souls.

>>88515721
>Spider-Gwen is better than Mayday.

>with great power comes great responsibility
>gains the power to bring back the dead and revives fucking Marcus Lyman before his Uncle Ben
>in addition to this he replicates his brain injury that turned him into a sociopath post revival cause his process should have revived him in perfect health

>>88515721
"You punch like a sissy."

and he does. The dude still got his face after he was hit by somebody who can lift around 50 tons.

>>88516330
It's the same flesh. Who's to say it's not the same soul? People come back from the dead all the fucking time. How is this any different from any of that shit?

This is retarded. Not only does Peter have perfectly valid reasons to call out Ben's "resurrection" for the bullshit it is, he also has proof that the end result of this shit will be a zombie apocalypse from Kaine and Gwen.

The thing that scares me is that they went all the way to kill aunt May's current husband for this event, and I fear this was planned so they could bring back uncle Ben and put them together again. And with OMD proving that Peter could do abominable things to keep her old ass aunt alive, I can totally see this happening again.

God, FUCK OMD and fuck Quesadilla.

>>88516530
He's right, skub IS awesome.

>>88515721
is it still a thing that Peter and Ben don't set off one another's Spider-sense?

>>88516429
This isn't a case where "Who's to say" is an acceptable answer. Someone had better say, or it's still a dick move. Unless you know for a fact that doing it would bring the soul back, it's a shitty thing to do because you're still potentially forcing a new person, and a new soul, into living someone else's life for your own gratification.

Unless you can guarantee that what you're doing will actually benefit the person who died, it's just cruel puppetry. A simulacrum you propped up because you're incapable of dealing with your own feelings.

>>88516512
I doubt Uncle Ben will come back. Jay was probably just killed off for drama. I was concerned that this would lead to Gwen's resurrection, but at the risk of jinxing it, I'm starting to feel confident that she'll be gone when this is over.

>>88516585
>being skubfag scum
>>>/out/ and stay there

>>88516088
You Motherfucker

He's a religious protestant his Ben in in the sky where he belongs

>>88516628
>Unless you know for a fact that doing it would bring the soul back, it's a shitty thing to do because you're still potentially forcing a new person, and a new soul, into living someone else's life for your own gratification.
Unless it's a particularly shit life I don't see the problem.

>>88515721
Superman can beat Saitama

If they're clones, why didn't he accidentally clone Silver Sable?

Checkm8 atheists.

>>88516748
I expected Futa is gay

>>88515721
If there's grass on the field...Play ball!

>>88516088
Remember when he dropped his relationship with Mary to save Aunt May and later regretted it?
Yeah
Not good idea

>>88516839
Is-is that a pedophilia joke?

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>>88515721
>die
>brought back through some miracle cloning technology that only requires the subject take pills to not degrade
>even that could be worked over in the future
>decide to spread the good word
>do so by reviving super villains and being a sleazy fuck about everything

>>88515823
Raimi doesn´t write comics, you moviefag.

>>88516628
>implying Clones have souls

>>88516977
[TRIGGERED]

>>88516983
Mr. Sinister's clones have souls.

>>88516977
Are they in Marvel Headquarters?

>>88517003
I LOVE USING UNCLE BEN AS A CRUTCH!

>"Peter..."
>"You're gay."

>>88517025
Shouldn't that be
>your life flashed before my eyes

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>>88517003
Yeah that actually doesn't seem like something Peter would do

>>88517003
>I won't even use my spider-sense to dodge
>spider-sense
Marvel should maybe hire some editors.

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>>88516612
I really, really wish this was true.

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>>88517233

>>88516958
He'd probably write them better than Slott though.

>>88517117
well, their not setting off one another's spider-sense is a pretty minor, and not well-lnown bit of Spider-Man's lore, it's pretty understandable that they wouldn't remember it

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>>88517233
>>88517261

I was going to do it this way first, but it would have worked better had he taken off the mask on the same page.

>The other way seemed funnier anyway.

Mary

>>88517410
>fairly minor
It's the exact same shit as the symbiotes not doing it which is one of the reasons they're one of Spidey's greatest threats.

Do you think they'll stop fighting when they realize both their mothers share the same first name?

I feel bad for Scarlet Spider fanboys

>>88516261
>healing someone from death

Have comics gone too far?

>>88515721
>Peter... You're Gay

>>88517003
>>88517025
Well? What happened next?

Their mother and father were literally buried RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO UNCLE BEN.

What the fuck, Ben?

>>88517706
That's the end of the preview.

>>88515721
I'm sorry Pete but Bendis wants you Blacked.

>>88515721
>Futa isn't gay. They're still chicks with boobs!

>>88517722
missed the chance at a good "check em" edit

>>88517739
Did Peter ever mention "I can't give up, I swore to my parents" or it's always muh Uncle?

>>88517792
He doesn't feel obligated to for his parents, he wasn't the cause of their death. Also, his parents pretty much knew the risks of being CIA agents.

>>88517852
Also he murdered the shit out of their killer already.

>>88517003
Wait, spider senses don't work on clones and vice versa. GODAMMIT. WHAT EVEN IS CONTINUITY?

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>>88517792
He has that shtick of "for my parents" in the 90s before Chameleon cloned them as perfect synthoids that were brain imprinted with the memories of his parents to then torture Peter. Also it turn out Harry(dead at the time when that mattered) was responsible for Chameleon's actions. After that writers forgot about the parents and Clone Saga hopla happen.

>>88517864
What if it's not Ben at all, it's the Jackal who underwent genetic modification to turn himself into Ben using some of his early "cloning" procedures and he's just bullshitting.

>>88515721
"White people:
They're okay."

>>88517543
I unironically expect Kaine to bite the dust.

>>88517895
Then Peter should know somethings up. I guess he could be not thinking under pressure though.

>>88518218
Technically, that would be Clone Saga 3.

By the way, how does this resurrection shit make any sense? How do you make exact copies of people without cloning?

>>88518301
>Clone Saga 3: This Time It's Fursonal

>>88518324
I would argue that, but a good amount of his villains are furries.

>>88518370
Even Kraven?

>>88518609

He's the lion, if the lion nipples didn't give you a hint.

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He's not wrong, that's the last thing he told Peter

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>>88518655
not just any lion
>Kraven
>craven means "cowardly"
>The Cowardly Lion

>>88518794
breddy gud

>>88516429
You realise that Ben is Pete's clone, right?

>>88518918
And?

Are you saying clones don't have souls? Cause we know that's not true from other clones.

>>88518655
>>88518813
He's dead to me.

>>88518953
If they have a different soul, they are a different person, that's the bloody point.

>>88516088
The fact that this stuff turns the resurrected into zombies.

>>88519033
Of course they have a different soul. One was created while the other was still alive.

>>88515721
10 more years of Slott-man

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>>88517706

>>88516856
Its not like he remembers that

>>88518301
>How do you make exact copies of people without cloning?

Instead of making a copy, he takes body, or even a single cell, and then he regenerate it

I wonder if its ever gonna come up again that Peter canonically has a sister working in the CIA.

I mean granted they both don't know it now, but still.

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>>88516088
I'd dearly love if he said "Because no matter how much I want my loved ones back, I'll never make a deal with the devil!" or something to that effect.

>>88515721

wait, is he otto again?

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>>88515721

[UNSOLICITED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL]

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>>88515721
>ITTY BITTY BOAT

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>>88518794
This is still my favorite one.

>>88522441
>I'll never make a deal with the devil
he literally did that once though

>>88515721
>Peter
>You're gay.

>>88522295
I wonder if she's ever worked with Sarah Stacy.

Where the fuck is that comic?

>>88523088
Mephisto isn't the devil.

And he's done nothing wrong. He even gave the Scarlet Witch's kids a free reincarnation despite literally owning their souls.

>>88522947
TWINKY HOUSE

>at least I wasn't raped by Skip, Spider-twink

>you filth
so i see oct is still in there

>>88516630
God, this event ruined Peter and Gwen's relationship. Now Gwen hates Peter for getter her kidnapped and not telling her he's spiderman. Fuck that.

>>88523524
>treating anything post-OMD as canon
Twenty years from now no one's going to remember any of this nonsense.

>>88523524
I'm pretty sure him killing her ruined their relationship.

Admittedly there wasn't actually a way to save her in time so he just killed her a few moments faster, but I digress.

>>88523611
Ooh, I hope zombie-Gwen's final words are
>please don't kill me again

>>88523606
Never forget SpOck.

is this a leak or a preview?

>>88522295
Wasn't that a random girl branwashed into thinking she was his sister?

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>>88515721
"I cloned your body and transplanted my brain into it. Hello brother."

>>88524316
I really hope that's the end game for Ock

>>88518301
The implication is that they're the real ones since they have the psychic imprint left by the real ones when they died, and their personality and memories come from that.

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>>88515721
"I said that spider busting out of your skull is really freaking me the hell out."

>>88524368
Hero Ock will always be a better hero than Peter. Ock only had one weakness.

he loved too much.

>>88524963
>Ock only had one weakness.
Midget pussy

Fixed that for you

>>88525005
you mean aunt may pussy

>>88525154
you mean Octopussy

>>88524963
Go away Slott

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>>88524647

That's Spidey's hair, dude.

Should be pretty obvious.

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>>88519373
So how would things change if a clone was created when the person is dead? Does God just keep track of whether a clone is of a living person or not then let the dead person's soul inhabit the clone body if it's the latter?

>>88523606
But I really like Spider-Man: Fever

>>88526222
>So how would things change if a clone was created when the person is dead?
Depends on how the "clone" is made. If they're made from a preserved part of the original, they didn't really die now did they?

You're talking about a situation functionally identical to a healing factor.

If they're still alive it's functionally identical to the formation of a twin.

Regardless flesh needs a soul, it's just a question of whether or not it needs a new soul or if there was an old one still attached.

>>88526308
>believing in souls

How do you solve the Transporter Problem?

>>88526480
it's not a question of belief. souls exist in Marvel.

>>88515721
Peter shouldn't have said anything while punching him. It makes it mroe powerful.

Like, no jokes, no quips, just anger. He doesn't need to say it. He just punches him. No, trashes him.

>>88525419
Lol what? I like Slott's doc ock. It's the one character that isn't his OC he can write well for

>>88526480
Well Star Trek solved it by actually having the soul transmitted along with the blueprint with individuals actually retaining some awareness of the trip. Obviously it's unsolved in most settings.

In Marvel specifically, souls are completely a thing and between Deadpool and the clusterfuck that is Marvel cloning we know that clones have souls and that souls can remain attached to flesh that has seen some shit.

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>>88526480
>not believing in souls

I bet you don't believe in Asgardian gods either

>>88526308
>Depends on how the "clone" is made. If they're made from a preserved part of the original, they didn't really die now did they?
So... how is that different from using the DNA of a living person to make a clone?

>You're talking about a situation functionally identical to a healing factor.
There's not many healing factors that work without some brain function. Not sure how to explain the exceptions, but I think it can be hand-waved by the unique mutation for that particular individual and not exactly cloning.

>If they're still alive it's functionally identical to the formation of a twin.
Again, how does that not make them a twin regardless of whether the individual is alive or dead?

>Regardless flesh needs a soul, it's just a question of whether or not it needs a new soul or if there was an old one still attached.
A clone ceases to be a perfect copy of the person they're cloned from the second they're made. Not to mention clones often don't have things like scars or tattoos of the original since they're a new body and all. This just further shows how clones are not the same exact people that they're cloned from.

>>88526708
>So... how is that different from using the DNA of a living person to make a clone?
Well if the DNA came from them it's not.

>Not sure how to explain the exceptions
I'm not saying a healing factor is cloning. I'm saying "cloning" in many instances, is just an induced healing factor. It's doing exactly the same shit as in universe examples of high end healing factors.

>Again, how does that not make them a twin regardless of whether the individual is alive or dead?
By that logic at what point does a person become their own twin due to cells being replaced over time?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus

There is a qualitative difference between replacement and coincidence (as in co-incidence).

>A clone ceases to be a perfect copy of the person they're cloned from the second they're made.
You cease to be a perfect copy of yourself a second later.
What is your fucking point?

>>88526856
You actually sucks

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