When will we see them fuck?

>>88191940

when you stop touching yourself at night

Sex hasn't been a part of the MCU since the first Iron Man, which is non-Disney. You'll never see even a hint about sex with the Mouse in charge.

>tfw Vision dies when Thanos tears out the Soul Stone from Vision's forehead and Thanos completes his Infinity Stone collection

>>88192031
Tony and Pepper are shown sleeping in bed together, for what that's worth, in IM3.

But to answer OP, it'll at most be implicit off-screen fucking, like Whedon's Banner & Natasha.

will we ever see her in pink tights?
never ever ;_;

>>88192382
They never fucked though. It was never implied. Even that zuchini joke shit didnt work.

>>88191940
>implying they havent already

April 17th, 2022 at 8:00 A.M. while Vision is busy making a pot of coffee.

>>88192031
GotG had a semen joke, and the trailer for Vol. 2 has a joke about Starlord wanting to fuck Gamora.

>>88191940
When Dr Strange has had his turn.

>>88192054
Chthon then goes full Palpatine on Wanda.

>>88192413
> I want people to see the Wanda I see.

>>88191940
Can robots cum?

He cant even taste, can he even feel sexual pleasure? Does he even have a penis? Seems like Wanda would be getting more out of it what with the phase fingers

>>88192031
Bruce and Betty start to have sex in Incredible Hulk. There was sex in Daredevil season 2, Luke Cage and Jessica Jones season 1.
>inb4 not canon

>>88191940
Does this only happen because it did in the comics?

>>88193376
Wanda can probably pleasure herself fantastically with her own fingers.

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>>88192054
But Vision doesn't have the Soul Stone.

>>88192413
>will we ever see her in pink tights?
Maybe as a joke to her comic outfit like they did with Cap in his first movie.

>>88193376
>He cant even taste
You don't know that.

>Does he even have a penis?
He seems not to if you try and look for one at his 'birth' scene in AoU.

>>88197668
I thought the cooking scene implied he didnt need to eat nor could he taste her favorite dish?

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>>88199949

He straight up stated he doesn't need to eat anything.

>In my defense, I've never eaten anything before.


He, nor the scene, said nothing of if he's incapable of taste. I would imagine he is capable of it given that he has a tongue and seems to possess the other senses. His not knowing what the fuck paprika tastes like is probably because of his lack of real living experience beyond being one of the Avengers.

>>88192054
Yeah, he was doomed from the start.

>>88196687
>>88193376
Do not sexualize Wanda.

>>88191940
"Wanda, I'd like to recreationly place my artificial stimulant prosthetic within the birthing canal of which your kind come from."
The room goes silent as Wanda looks at Vision.
"Uh, did he just..." Rhodes begins before getting cut off by Tony.
"Let's see where this goes."
"Can you repeat that again Vision?" Wanda asked softly, blushing slightly.
"I apologize, perhaps I should be more frank with this current emotion. I would like to mount you and pleasure your genitals."
Strange and Thor immediately stop what they were doing and peer over at the akward situation.
"Perhaps we can talk about this elsewhere Vision." Wanda grabs Vision's arm as she sees Hawkeye with his arms crossed, looking disappointingly at them.
"Very well. My chambers or yours?"
Wanda grabs Vision by the cloak, forcing them to faze out of reality.
"That's my boy!" clapped Tony, as Hawkeye and Rogers gave him the stink eye.

>>88200582
FUCK OFF I WOULD FUCK WANDA IN A HEARTBEAT

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>>88200832

I think Vision has a little more tact than that. But I could see something of the like happening.

7/10. Gave me a chuckle. I enjoyed it.

>>88201141
>you'll never be Vision
>you'll never cradle Wanda

>>88200832
Please write for the MCU.

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>>88201416

I'll settle for a Lizzie instead.

>>88201839
Whoever, she seems so cudly.

>>88192031
what about fondue?

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>>88201943

Agreed.

>>88202273
Her slight thickness just makes her adorable.

>>88191940
there is probably already a video

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>>88200832
>"Very well. My chambers or yours?"
>"That's my boy!"

>>88200832
>Let's see where this goes
Maximum Kek. Though you should have added Spider Man awkwardly trying to resume the room conversations

>>88200832
Lewd.

>>88191940
>He doesn't ship Wanda and Peter

>>88191940
He's a robot, does he even have a dick?

>>88194423
not canon

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>>88202342

What thickness? Wanda's not thick. She's just right.

>>88204939
She kinda looks like it here.
>>88202273

Still a qt.
Would cuddle the shit out of her.

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>>88204955
That's just the dress.

>Still a qt.
I find it impossible to disagree with this.

I want to hold Wanda close and make her feel warm and safe.

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>>88205478

>TFW you'll never stay in on a cold evening with Wanda, chatting and having fun as you both prepare a nice dinner of Кypиный пaпpикaш and кoтлeтa with a nice pitcher of Кoмпoт to wash it down. Then sit by a cozy fire as you watch it begin to snow outside. Finally then turning in for the night. Cuddling her close in bed and keep her warm all night, making her feel safe and loved as she softly falls asleep in your arms.

>>88205730
>no qt slav witch to take care of
True suffering.

>>88192031
>Hide the zucchini

>>88205730
I want to protect that smile.

>>88192054
He won't *die*.

Ultron will take control of the body.

>>88192031
>Sex hasn't been a part of the MCU since the first Iron Man

What are you talking about. Tony has sex with some chick in the first half an hour of the movie.

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But Wanda's body is only for Quickass, and he's now dead

>>88208741
Fuck off Bendis.

>>88192031
Guardians of the Galaxy starts with that pink alien girl in Star Lord's ship. The implication is obvious. They're not going to say outright two characters banged, because these are family films, but the implication is certainly there.

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>>88209166

And that he's fucked and ejaculated on every inch of the interior of his ship.

>>88205730
You forgot walking hand in hand and slavsquatting when you smoke. Which is all the time, so you don't get far.

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>>88209353
>slavsquatting when you smoke.

Wanda probably prefers ceмeчки or квac when she squats.

>>88209393
Wanda stop speaking in communist pls.

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>>88209474

No. иди нaхyй, cyкa.

I'm not Wanda. But I want to cuddle her.

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>>88209538
A qt.

>>88192054
>tfw Vision will pull himself together again through the power of love. Thereby he'll destroy the Infinity Gauntlet from within and give the others the opening to destroy Thanos.

> Strange trains Wanda.

> Mordo shows up and does that thing he did to Pangborn, to Wanda.

> He shits himself at what he sees and goes absolutely fucking nuclear.

> The Vishanti flip their shit.

Wanda can't catch a break but I want to see Mordo and Oshtur lose their shit at Strange

>>88191940
>When will we see them fuck?
When you start to post this shit on the right board >>>/tv/

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>>88209985
>Strange trains Wanda.

Why? She's a telepath and telekinetic. Why would Strange train her in the deep sciences?

>Mordo shows up and does that thing he did to Pangborn, to Wanda.

Mordo would probably get wrecked. She's not using advanced understandings of the universe to give her power. Wanda's an enhanced being.

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>>88192413
Something like this?

>>88191940
ANDROID DONG

>>88197668
>>Does he even have a penis?
>He seems not to if you try and look for one at his 'birth' scene in AoU.

He made his cape appear from nothing, I'm sure he can whip up a synthezoid weiner if he has to.

>>88210071
> Final Boss in Thanos's quest for the stones.

> Is a weedy telekinetic with useless telepathy.

Though that makes sense now that I think of how innept a villain Thanos is (Wanda and Vision exist because Thanos is a bumbling idiot, basically).

>>88208701
that's what he means. Iron Man 1 was the only one to feature sex.

Except that's not true, there's implied sex in Iron Man 3 (with that scientist girl, in the flashback) and Guardians of the Galaxy (the alien girl in the start, and when Drax and Quill talk about the weird things Quill has fucked).

If you count the shows, there's implied sex in AoS, and actual sex in the Netflix shows.

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>>88210260
>with useless telepathy.

What you identify as useless is probably what's going to be his downfall. We've already seen that she can overpower the Mind Stone because of it. Her telepathy will probably fuck with the Gauntlet and allow someone else to kill Thanos.

>>88206083
>>88192382
I don't think Banner and Natasha were actually fucking.

Considering >>88194423, where Betty is like "BUT I WANNA FUCK" and Banner is like "BUT I CAN'T, I'LL HULK OUT AND RIP YOU OPEN", I that gif happened. You know the one.

>>88210334
*"I don't think that gif happened"

Fuck me.

>>88210329
That's because of her connection to Vision and his stone, not her power.

>>88210663

It was very clearly her power. She didn't overpower him with sentiment. The Mind Stone is a mind. Telepathy gives her power manipulate minds. She telepathically commanded it and put Vision through the floor. Whatever connection she has with the Mind Stone at this point is similar as say Cap's connection to Dr. Erskine.

She'll btfo Thanos.

>>88211077
She probably dies in Infinity War as they have no stories to tell after that as there's no Wanda stories they can use because she's not a mind person in the comics.

>>88211910
>Killing a popular character and one of the few young actors that wont be retiring after IW

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>>88211910
>She probably dies in Infinity War
Doubtful. She's a woman. Marvel Studios and Disney would face substantial SJW backlash if they killed her off. Also, I think Olsen would probably fight killing Wanda given that she actually enjoys making these movies.

> they have no stories to tell after that as there's no Wanda stories
So? They can make shit up. Wanda's a support character in the MCU. They can throw her into other characters' solo movies like they've done with Black Widow this whole time.

>>88212354
> Carol and Hope incoming.

Also, whoever takes down Thanos will very likely die as the "big dramatic sacrifice" as per movie cliche.

>>88192031
Wrong. Loki threatening to rape Jane Foster. Jane Foster and Thor bedroom scene at the end of The Dark World. Star-Lord having clearly had sex with that pink alien girl. That filthy Jackson Pollock joke about alien bodily fluids. New GOTG clearly says he has sexual love for Gamora. Purple Man raping Jessica Jones. Jessica Jones having sex with Luke Cage. Lap dances and strippers in Luke Cage. Misty Knight's one night stand with Luke Cage. May and Ward screwing on Agents of SHIELD. And so on.

>>88209538
I want to fist her ass and cunt, facefuck her brutally, make her keep sucking as I piss, then lock her in a box. Then do that and. Worse when I feel like it. Make her drip how wax on herself for food. Make her piss in the food before I let her eat it. But that's me.
Oh, and I'll settle for Liz.

>>88207731
>I want to avenge that smile.

FTFY

>>88209166
Wearing his shirt, no less.

>>88214089
>Loki rape

This literally never happened?

>>88218605
Loki is just misogynistic.

If he is so advanced then why can't he make himself look human?

>>88218605
He threatened to 'pay her a visit', the implication was obvious.

>>88219370
Have a nice cup of tea with her?

>>88216203
All New All Liz