What are some times the Bailey School kids were wrong?

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>>88033082
>Angels don't know karate

>>88033149
Looks more like Krav Maga

>>88035219
Vikings would have been so fucking into wrestling.

>>88033149
>karate
>a sword
Karate literally means empty hand.

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>>88033082
There is no title more wrong than this one

Where would /r9k/ be without computers

>>88035354
The angel is the armor that's slicing people to pieces, the lady is just some bitch who half-asses some Miyagi training and still learned how to cleave with infinite edge using a broken sword.

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I wanna ____ that ghoul

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>>88035354
kick
punch
it's all in the mind

>/co/ - Children's Books

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>>88035219
It's entirely likely that wrestler's gimmick is acting like a viking. It wouldn't even be the weirdest gimmick. Not even close.

>>88035483
fug

>>88035483
>tfw the kids got this innocent girl fired

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When were they ever right?

>>88033082
Somebody vetter fucking edit Mercy's wings onto her.

>>88035483
Kissu

>>88035751
Did they? For all the times I have seen Bailey School Kids threads in /tg/ and /co/ I have never actually read the books.
Is there anywhere I can download or read them online?

>>88035794
I think the recurring "their teacher is an alien" thing was actually right, everything else was wrong.

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>>88036345
Wasn't the teacher just an albino chick?

>>88035600
Well honestly we're the closest board to talk about children's books and these threads are always chill and self contained.

Eurofag here. What in the fuark are the Bailey School Kids? Mistery themed children book about the main characters finding that the X of the week is not what they thought it was?

>Jews Don't Tip The Waiter

>>88036868
You summed it up pretty accurately actually

>>88036658
Just because /lit/ is up its own ass about how smart they think they are doesn't mean that /co/ is the right board to talk about it.

>>88033082
Oh fuck, this was my fucking jam when I was in elementary school.

I remember specifically reading this book, too.

>>88035287
everytime

>>88033082
Funny, I remember it being called "The Bailay School Kids".

>>88037051
Motherfucker! I hate this stereotype!

I tip the waiter 20% or better every time, god damn it. Its just good business. Never spit on someone who gives you food.

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Member that time the Bailey school kids said "fuck it" and just went full racist?

>>88037241
Hide the thread then man, Digimon and Goosebumps aren't /co/ either but he have the blessing from above to post about it.

>>88037452
Somehow, it's like a perverse version of the Last Supper

>>88036868
A dumb children's book series about a bunch of elementary school kids who think everyone the least bit different than them is a monster or some other supernatural freak. Funny in retrospect because the kids were a bunch of racist assholes. Also cute emo chick serving ice cream

>>88037423
no ya dont

>>88035654
Big Poppa pump is /co/s hook u.

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Fucking racist little shits, just because somebody's indian doesn't mean their a damn Genie

>>88033082
Angels don't know karate? They clearly don't believe in the right kind of angels

>>88033082
>black girl is punching with a bent wrist
That seems like a great way to break it

>>88035483
Scoop Ice Cream.

>>88037706
Oh but I do. Obviously I'm in another dimension instead of misremembering it.

>>88035802
>Heroes don't Die

plumbers don't wear ties

And I thought cartoonfags were stupid.

>>88036580
She also had graces and was all new age as well to my understanding.

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>>88037452

>>88038770
No, but when the stuff they "wish" for starts happening right after he arrives, that's pretty suspicious.

>>88038770
But if he's Arabian he totally is

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Are those books worth reading?
I love 90s USA culture and im from europe and my english is not good. I guess reading something simple in english would improve it and it will be fun...

Are those books something like Goosebumps? Kids meet some mythical/monster character in every book?

>>88040443
They're alright.
It's about a group of friends meeting someone each book whom they think is a monster or something (usually because some freaky shit happens around the same time they show up).

>>88040518
nice. hope they have that feel like in those "american kids go on an adventure" like Goonies or Stranger Things

>>88040630
There once was a man made of semen.
His name was Archibald Leeman.
He's made from a chode.
And he was bold.
But he always did as he's told.

>>88041068
>There once was a man made of semen.
>His name was Archibald Leeman.
>He's made from a chode.
>And he was bold.
>But he always did as he's told.
Nice.

Show me on this doll where Archibald Leeman touched you?

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>>88035439
/r9k/ are not wizards. They're whiny tweenage faggots.

>Wendigos Don't Mop Floors
>Evil Clowns Don't Watch Soap Operas
>Killer Plants Don't Sell Convertibles
>Cthulhu Doesn't Smoke Weed
>Nyarlathotep Doesn't Sing Opera
>The Headless Horseman Doesn't Look Up Furry Porn
>Serial Killers Don't Listen to Rap
>Succubi Don't Teach Sex Ed
>Thor Doesn't Work in a Supermarket
>Satan Doesn't Teach Driving Lessons
>Zeus Doesn't Serve Milkshakes

>>88036868
It was a series targeted at 5-10 year olds. Basic plot was there would be a new adult or older kid at school, something was weird about them, they'd investigate them being a monster, and the book would generally end with the adult leaving and it being open ended about whether they were a monster or if there was a scientific explanation.

It was X Files for elementary students. I remember liking them when I was six.

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Waifu of the hour.

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>>88042277

>>88038770
That's clearly Sinbad.

Cutie ghoulies!

>>88042437
Perfect.

>>88042277
What is that fucker with the red hat planning to do?

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>>88035536
IF YOU TEST ME, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND
THAT THE THINGS I TEACH YA
ARE SURE TO BEAT YA
NEVERTHELESS YOU'LL GET A LESSON FROM TEACHER

>>88042437
This could've been an episode in the original show

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>>88035219

>>88044732
I could've dug a lower-key deal for one of the comedy episodes like "Raven gets a part-time job".

Oh, well, there's always TTG

>>88044473
Make America great again.

>>88035287

Dracula Doesn't Fuckin' Play Around would work better.

>>88042277

Scout looks like a fusion of Trudy from Camp Scare and Mavis.

post more edits pls

>>88041934
>Jesus Christ doesn't manage hedge funds

>>88041934
Zeus serves his milkshake constantly

>>88046004
Oh well I tried

>>88044732
>>88044850
They covered it with the episode where beast boy got a job at a burger joint

>>88035654
>>88035219
Is there not a Viking wrestler? I'm surprised.

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>>88035483
cleanse with holy fire

America needs more bailey school type of kids these days who wants to make humans great again instead of the pro-elf faggots we got

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>>88033149

Well I don't really see how a giant ring of fire covered in eyes would have much use for earthling martial arts

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>>88033149

>>88041934
>Indians Don't Poo in the Loo

>>88046780
>Didn't change the "drac is back"
3/10

Best I can do.

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>>88046975
Sorry, that was the older version.

>>88047005
It's still shit, I know, but this time his cape is cooler.

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>Blizzard stole a character design from a fucking Bailey School Kids book
Those hacks!

>>88044592
Fucking hell

>>88041934
>Succubi Don't Teach Sex Ed
...go on

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>>88046555
Actually there is. it's the Berzerker

>>88047994
Is he like... current?

>>88037051
Blacks don't tip. And they always look for small infractions to justify being rude to their waiter.

And they always order whatever variation of lemonade is available.

Every. Fucking. Time.

I was going to start submitting fanfiction just for shits and giggles for the series under the name "The Bailey School Kids Get Fucked Up". It was going to be taking the same idea but the kids are starting college and doing the same bullshit. Eddy was going to be a drug dealer and Howie would constantly be popping boners over Liza (he would blame his grandfather's ghost for them).

I was just curious if I could take an old kid's book series and get people to read it. Almost none of my friends even remember what it was, I think I was the only one who read them.

>>88048445
Oh fuck off, I'm black and have always tried to tip well.

I have never seen blacks be rude to any waiter.

>>88033082
Many fought in the war against Lucifer and his minions.
Depending on the type of Angel, it's very purpose could be fucking shit up.

>>88041934
>Nazi's don't waste their time posting frogs on the internet

>>88041934
>Japanese anime girls Don't have penises

>>88048316
no. still alive though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Nord

>>88049868
They don't, Hillary.

>>88033082
>>88035219
>>88035439
>>88036580
>>88037452
>>88038770
>>88041934
>>88049868
>>88049991

Just think, these could actually be titles for a shitty Japanese light novel.

>>88048316
There is a modern one too! Oleg The Usurper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1-j5h_itDg

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>>88046277

>>88037423
Do not start that Mandela Effect shit up in here.

>>88036580
Well I can think of a few places I'd like to stick my probe...

>>88037423
That's not even a real word.

Bailey derives from English "bailiff." "Bailay" sounds like fake Asian.

>>88049991
>>Japanese anime girls Don't have penises
>That new girl's gender is up for /d/bate.

>>88046699
That's just the Ophanim, I could see the Seraphim using martial arts, maybe the Cherubim

>>88033082
>What are some times the Bailey School kids were wrong?

Virtually every time? Isn't that the entire premise of the series?

>>88044597
Could he defeat Superman? How easily?

>>88033082
When fighting against the forces of the devil, knowledge of combat of any kind should be a must

>>88050159
He now does commercials for his brother's car dealership.

>>88051154
The only one I remember reading was the first one. Wasn't there a slight implication that they were extremely correct about their teacher being a vampire?

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Dracula is the coolest.

>>88050504
Well that was... different.

>>88048445
>And they always order whatever variation of lemonade is available.
Because it's fuckinng good.

>>88048445
>not ordering anything other than fucking soda EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
GET YOUR SHIT TASTE >>>/out/ NOW.

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>>88036580

>>88053912
He looks less like Dracula and more like a rockabilly musician prepping for going on stage

>>88046699
Israel wrestled an angel. They come in many shapes and forms, not just bitching rings of eyes

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>>88053912
>>88035287

So is it always the same guy they think is Dracula, or is Dracula their word for all Vampires because they're from Georgia?

>>88059531
It looks like the same guy. Also it looks like my rockabilly assessment was dead on