Every Simpsons Ever: Thread #6

RIP

blood and guts murphy, son of rip and tear murphy

Bleeding Anus Murphy

>>87976406
He had been accused over the years but only recently has it taken off.

>>87976466
Not just accused, there was a civil case over a decade ago that was settled and sealed by the judge.

>>87976513
>Civil case

>>87976386
>jazz is good
lmao nah

>>87976467
Family Guy CIA Edition is TBS' now, and they gave Family Guy Black Edition the axe.

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>Yeardley Smith
>Singing

>>87976589
They have Bob's Burgers going for them.

>>87976589
So FOX doesn't own Family Guy ATF Edition at all anymore?

>>87976589
So what is Fox to do now?

Outside of giving Simpsons 600 more episodes.

>>87976722
Jesus just say American Dad you fucking retard

>>87976386
>It's a guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl power episode
Everytime

>>87976700
Okay, I will give you that. Bob's is alright.

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>It's a marge episode

Has Family Guy made an episode where Louise becomes a police officer?

>>87976778
Also if you think about it, even if Simpsons ends in a few years like that other Anon said, Fox will cling to Family Guy like never before. I could easily see FG going on for another 10 seasons.

I think it was Strong Arms of the Ma where I noticed The Simpsons decline. This episode shows Marge as strong and commanding then 3 seasons later she develops agoraphobia after being robbed by a guy in a Goofy hat and it's just too much.

That same season has The Cartridge Family where Marge has a strong aversion to firearms. And of course The Principal and the Pauper so damn, season 9 really is probably where I check out.

>>87976834
Oh my God, No.

The newer episodes of FG are worse than new Simpsons.

The animation is so lazy. I'm just waiting for them to use GoAnimate for everything.

>>87976817
No but she did become obsessed with martial arts and beat up a bunch of New Yorkers which emasculated Peter.

>>87976863
Characters' personalities have pretty much always shifted like that though.

I draw the "good Simpsons" line a while before season 9 but it's not exactly because the characters' personalities are pretty flexible.

These early Marge episodes make me sad because they show that Marge is highly skilled and driven but she settled with Homer and sacrificed everything to support him.

>>87976863
Strong Arms of the Ma is season 14.

>>87976974
Y'know what they say.
"Love makes people do crazy stupid things".

>>87976386
Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0

Would any of you actually enthusiastically and soberly fuck Patty and/or Selma?

I know there are plenty of you who like thick girls, or hairy girls, or older ladies, and there's even some overlap, but are there really people who like all of that, plus the demanding footfag foreplay, AND smelling like stale food and ashes AND them never being impressed no matter what you do?

>>87976467
Yes. Don't forget that they brought back 24 and X-Files and are doing the black version of the former. Add in doubling down on nigger shows because Empire is a hit. It a shame because The Exorcist is the best show they've had in years but they buried it on Friday night. If they had anybody with a brain they would have put it somewhere else. For the life of me I can't understand why they haven't gone to 11 EST yet.

>>87977239
Nope

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>>87977084

>>87976891
Even they seem aware of it, one episode where they went to the future had everything in this really cheap looking CGI.

>>87977239
I would've overlooked how old and thick they are. And I do like the smell of smoke. But I wouldn't bother if they're gonna act so damn bitter.

>>87977394
That is why I know they will be fine with going for another 10 seasons. Everyone involved gets a nice pay check no matter what they do.

>>87977441
I don't think they'd be bitter if you were fucking them.

Well, Patty would probably be emotionless and just use you as a sex toy.

Selma would probably treat you right though, she's the nicer one of the two.

PART OF US ALL

Let's all celebrate this great episode with a nice, cool, glass of turnip juice.

Have you guys found your other Milhouse yet?

>>87977394
Yes, but they use the same basic angle that most cartoons use.

And the use the exact same damn animations for all of their episodes. "Talking, and occasionally showing their palms".

CGI ain't shit if it's copying 2D work.

>>87977497
That would not be a good idea, we would end up fist fighting and then at some point we would have sex.

>>87977480
I'd rather have some root marm

>>87977465
Yea, I always figured I'd choose Selma for that reason.

Toot on son! Toot on!

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If you guys don't mind would someone please acknowledge my geode?

>>87977549
Does it have four legs and ticks?

If not, I'm not acknowledging shit.

>>87977532
ONLY KHLAV KALASH

I have this weird urge to buy Mucinex and Disaronno,

Why IS there never a flying motorcycle when you need one?

So this is what it feels when doves cry

>>87977728
Take a ton of both at the same time, I dare you!

Say when

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>Who Shot Mr. Burns

MAGGIE SHOT MR. BURNS

>>87978010

Dude, spoilers.

>>87978010
Spoilers for an episode over twenty years old.

Hey, the lamp's running away. So long lamp.

Heh just noticed on moes tv it's mst3k

I always love Homer's background D'ohs

Why would you even want the lollipop that's been in the baby's mouth anyway

>You didn't know about this marathon until 3 episodes ago

I want to die

Can (You)?

Who did you think did it when the episode first aired?

>>87978302
Anyone who didn't think Burns accidentally shot himself is retarded

>>87978302
Well I was 1 so...

>>87978310
Moleman

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>>87978302

>>87978302
I was 2, I had no idea this show existed

>>87978302 Was for >>87978302

>>87978302
Smithers.

That's what everybody thought at the time except one guy who figured it out.

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>mfw all the main episodes I want to see will air between now and when I'll most likely wake up

>>87978335
>>87978320
Fuck its too late for this shit.

Who cares about Mr.Burns, who killed Laura Palmer?

>>87978302

I don't even remember nowdays. I remember thinking it was something outlandish, but I know I didn't think it was Maggie. Probably something like Nelson or something.

>>87978302
The dog.

>>87978345
I think more people figured it out, but it wasn't just figuring it out, it was also calling in some bullshit number.

>AND THIS IS MY ASSISTANT HERSHEL KRUSTOSVKY
>hey hey

>>87978332
I'm in a close situation. I was one year old when this episode aired in 1995,
My first memory of the Simpsons was the Linguo one where it shows the same day from different perspectives. Looking at that episode it was in 2001.
I didn't get to see these episodes originally air and I'm watching some for the first time now.

>Slow down! This sidewalks for regular walkin' not for fancy walkin'!

Fuck I gotta start using that

Always thought that whole Smithers "turns out I did shoot someone that day, but not him" plotline was dumb.

Why even set up a situation where someone else was shot when there's only one gunshot heard in the first part? It's like they wanted to make people convinced it was Smithers really, REALLY sure it wasn't

apparently, moe szyslak's last name was introduced in these episodes ("from the phonebook") just to make him a suspect
the more you know

>That's a real good way of getting sick.
What did he mean by this?

>Man playing bread

>>87978490
I know that was a meme but I really don't understand that.

Video Game?

Sears Catalog.

Burns' suit! Burns' suit!

>>87978540
I didn't watch Twin Peaks until like 3 years ago so I had no clue what was going on as a kid

>Bullet still in casing

I'll let this one slide Groening

>>87978561

Same, though I still haven't seen Twin Peaks, though it is on my backlog. Should probably get around to it soon.

Oh god

>Dang fools drivethrough's not for a-parkin'

That whole scene was delightful

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>That sperm joke

Intense shit right there! It is time for bed I will see you all tomorrow my friends!

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>DUDE IT WAS THE BABY LMAO

I cant imagine being an overanalyctical fuckwit who watched this when it premiered

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>It was Maggie

>>87978302
I never watched it live, only watched with the season box sets when they came out. I thought it was Smithers.

My dad told me it was the baby when I asked him, I thought it was a joke and didn't believe him.

Member when they wanted to test out digital animation?

>Those flying toasters

Such simpler times

The Scoutmaster is my favorite villain ever

>>87978683
I was about to say...

I'm surprised how soon it took the series to have this crisp of outlines. This style would last for quite awhile too.

>FLIM SPRINGFIELD

Fuck my sides! How did I miss that all those times before?

>>87978643
The overanalytical fuckwits were probably the ones who got it.

There's an old Simpsons usenet post put up shortly after Part 1 aired where some fan explains why he thinks it was Maggie, for the same reasons that turned out to be the solution.

>Chicken necks?

gets me every time.

Fuck this season is fantastic, sucks it's during the worst possible time slot

Is that the same Estonian midget from when Bart became Burns' heir?

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Looks like Wolfcastle really is Radioactive for surviving that.

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>"The Goggles Do Nothing" is as old as a meme now as it was as an episode when it became a meme

Mickey Rooney's speech to the people of Springfield and the end of the episode are both hilarious.

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>Mickey Rooney's been dead for two years now
>He was alive for the last Every SImpsons Ever marathon

OH BITCH BITCH BITCH!

SAXAHMAHPHONE

SAXAHMAHPHONE

SAXAMAPHONE, SAXAMAPHONE

I SAID SHUT YOU UGLY FACE, FLANDERS!

This was my favorite episode as a kid. Made me want to try and sell my own soul, though I never went through with it.

BUT MOE THE DANK, THE DANK

Forty seconds?

But I want it now!

Oh yeah, the Bart Soul episode is pretty good.

>>87979098
Wish I could use this as a quote in random conversations.

Have cartoons always been transparent? I thought it was only with newer HD cartoons that I could see the lines of the background through the characters but I still see it in a lot of these episodes too

And now, the episode that ruined Lisa for the rest of the series.

>>87979333
Have you seen animation cells before?

>>87979429
At least the next two episodes are pretty good.

Buenos Ding Dong Didlias, Neighborino.

Lamb Chops are now $12.99 per pound

I couldn't imagine the SImpsons affording even a pound nowadays, much less enough for a family of four.

>>87979441
Not so much that I haven't seen them, it's that I didn't have a tv good enough to notice it until recently

And to be completely honest the whole animation cells deal didn't really click until I finally decided to ask about it now

Not gonna lie Scratchy's stomach did look pretty appetizing back when I was a kid.

YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD
YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SALAD

>>87979494

>I couldn't imagine the SImpsons affording even a pound nowadays

Are you kidding they live in a palace and have LOBSTERS FOR DINNER!

>>87979494
Wonder how much this this BBQ is costing them.

It's still good, it's still good.

IT'S STILL GOOD, IT'S STILL GOOD!

why can't lisa be like apu?

Which Treehouse was Homer 3D? Did it show yet?

>>87979662
It's actually on right now anon!

Wait did they skip Bart controlling the devil ad or did I just miss it?

>>87979709

You missed it.

>>87979682

Thought it was this one, wasn't sure if years of alcoholism lead me astray or not.

Moris:(You) die

So, where did he actually land?

What does it look like almost 20 years later?

Are there still erotic cakes there?

Love how everyone was staring at him on the street.

I remember that looking awesome when it first aired

How many pounds over diables are you?: I'm 80.

>>87979919
-137 pounds

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

>>87979945


How do I get there ;_;

>You will never procreate in time for your children to meet their grandmother

This is the most dissappointing thing.

>"I'm a living joke"

I want this tattoo'd on me.

The credits to this episode always get me.

what episode is this on now?

episode 9 of season 7 - sideshow bob's last gleaming. sideshow bob takes over an air show and demands that the tv networks shut down or he'll detonate an atomic bomb.

>>87980433
The one with Sideshow Bob and the atomic bomb

>>87980433
>>87980475

Link to stream?

>>87980493
I'm not bothering with a stream. Just find some website that has the episodes like kisscartoon and watch from there

here's a schedule, don't worry about the url, it shows FXX's schedule
http://tv.twcc.com/listings/fox-soccer-channel

Five and a half hours until STEAMED HAMS

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>Troy watches Family Guy.jpg

WE NOW RETURN TO

The Tracey Ullman shorts seem so surreal compared to the rest of the Simpsons.

>>87980506
Thanks buddy, I'll just watch it there then.

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>Marge Be Not Proud after this

I liked Bleeding Gums Murphy and Marvin Monroe...

>>87980633
welp, it begins

I believe I read once that one of the nudity scenes in the clip show revealed more than the originally aired episode.

BUY ME BONESTORM OR GO TO HELL

wait I thought this was a season 2 episode

Something I never noticed until I got a bigger TV, the color bleeds a lot in The Simpsons. And I mean A LOT. The line art is some of the thickest in a cel animated cartoon yet the characters frequently have a paint halo or drop shadow around them.

TAKE IT!

>>87980595
wHat is MINd? No mutter. What IS mudder? NeberMIND.

HEH HUH HEH

That ungrateful kid's mom is a total milf

>>87980773
Yes, the one where Bart walks in on them and they're like "don't turn on the light!" shows them covered in the original but fully uncovered in the credits.

Did you sign-up at healthcare.gov?

>>87980847
porn when?

>>87980852
No, I have a real job.

>>87980873
Well aren't you a big shot.

Man, Simspons writers really liked Allan Sherman.

>>87980907
That whole song was the basis for Camp Krusty.

Did he put out that cigarette on his dick?

POWER DRIVE!

>>87981058
You have selected no

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Oh, it's this episode

Wow, Doris Grau is still alive in season 7.

Blotto

Krabappel please, stop teasing me.

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Was there ever a simpson oc donut steel craze? like people making their own springfielders like when custom south park kids was a big online craze for autists who liked desert eagles and weed

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Time for THIS episode

What season did the Simpsons go shit ?

>>87981397
Modern simpsons suck ass, but I might check out the eventual episode they'll make about Trump.

>>87981406
9-10
12 and beyond is Zombie Simpsons territory

>Who's Disco Stu
Oh man, did he not appear before this episode? Is he still a thing?

>>87981464
Yep, this is his first appearance

and he appeared in recent episodes, namely the latest Treehouse of Horror

>>87981490
Neat

X marks the box

Who /chip/ here?

GUAC

one of them is a national embarrassment and the other is George W Bush

est

>maybe he's lost
never noticed marge saying that

>here's a little something we learned at CIA

homer got his ass kicked by a 70 year old

Poor Gorbachev

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HAHA TIME FOR
>muh dress

Eharmony when?

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Did I miss Homer's Enemy?

>>87981741
Hell no, that's tomorrow

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>>87981755
>Off tomorrow as well
Excellent.

>>87981772
Check the FXX tv schedule, it's going to be on really early in the morning

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>Work at a country club
>This episode

>>87981782
>3:30 AM
I can probably stay awake I hope.

>>87981679
It's pretty effective against big guys

you can keep the shoes!

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Check it out /co/, I just bought the cane from Citizen Cane!

Krusty is a jew

>>87981960
Wait a minute, nobody used a cane in Citizen Kane!

>>87982005
That's the joke

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We're on this episode for anyone just getting here

this is like the 3rd time they've gone to a haunted house isn't it?
in the first 100 episodes i remember homer had episodes when he almost died twice
i've heard people saying the simpsons will never get good again because they ran out of ideas, but that hardly matters when they can repeat an idea and it still be good

>Putting your money in the bank is a wise decision
Wow this is an old episode.

>>87982051
Yes, yes it is.

>>87981960
Wait a minute... there's no cane in Citizen Kane...

even sideshow raheem showed up

PETE YA GOT SOME CUSTOMERS

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That's a wrap

time for Lisa the Iconoclast

Hey /co/ where's the fife?

I thought they set out west just to marry their cousins

This is nothing but dead white male bashing from a PC thug.

This is one of the worst episodes nearing the end of the golden age/good seasons

A PIRATE?!
That's hardly the image we want for long John silvers!

>>87982685
>it's a lisa episode

I'm starting to question the people who said Lisa turned to shit when really, she always was

This episode pisses me off so much, I just can't stand willingful ignorance and this brings out the most annoying traits in literally all of Springfield.

I remember the last marathon.

It seemed like even though we had reached the "zombie" seasons, most people that were still here enjoyed most of the episodes

>>87982748
She was fine until she became a vegetarian imo

>>87982798
Jesus fuck Lisa

I have to say the ending to this episode is actually kind of good.
She cares more about the people being together and happy than being right.

>flags have no stars.

>>87982865
Modern Lisa wouldn't have done that.

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we're on this one, Homer the Smithers

>Is it about my cube?

Simpson, lie down!

>>87982967
>Superhero movie I don't like.jpg

Is it just me or is Mr. Smithers a bit... queer?

>>87982967
>DC making a fun cape movie.txt

>Your car is illegally parked
>You have 30 minutes to move your car
>Your car has been impounded
>Your car has been crushed into a cube
>You have 30 minutes to move your cube

Fuck I love this episode.

>>87983168
Nah, that's crazy talk

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>FOX Sunday has no new episodes today due to Thanksgiving/Every Simpsons Ever
>except for a new episode of Bob's Burgers that airs sandwiched during a bunch of reruns so you'd never know it

Just an informative heads up for anyone here

>>87983168
>>87983194
Speaking of Smithers and his vacation spot, were gays still really disliked in the 90's? Thought they were accepted by then.

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>>87983264
>people still shooting up gay nightclubs in the 2010's
>were gays disliked in the 90's

Shit son, what do you think?

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>>87983168
>>87983194
>>87983264
>tfw new episode of Zombie Simpsons had Smithers finally come out as gay
>meme clickbait sites everywhere reported it like it was THIS BIG THING OH MY GODDS BRAVO GROENING
>tfw thought Smithers had already come out eons ago in golden age and it was literal common knowledge amongst everyone that watched the show

>>87983323
I heard they were going to do some kind of "reveal" but it turned out to be nothing important.

Oh, well, it's not like I had watched the episode.

>>87983168
He's Burns-Sexual

I feel like Smithers getting his fist stuck in Homer's stomach was an X-Men reference. Like I've seen it happening with Cyclops fighting the Blob, but I can't place where.

>>87983413

90's X-Men cartoon.

>>87983323
modern Simpsons is still trying to get the same amount of views they got back in the 90's so they obviously are really scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to clickbait

>>87983323
>>87983349
>>87983461
Typical nu simpsons, they always do this

>OH NO HOMER AND MARGE ARE SPLITTING UP- FOR GOOD THIS TIME WE MEAN IT REALLY** ((it was a dream episode))
>OH MY GOSH SIDESHOW BOB FINAAAAAALLY KILLS BART** ((in a ToH))
>WOOAAAH SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE THIS SEASON AND IT'S REALLY FUCKING SHOCKING ps its krustys dad
>CHECK OUT THIS SHOCKING COUCH GAG
>CROSSOVER WITH THE FAMILY MAN
>CROSSOVER WITH FUTURAMA ((ps futurama is still cancelled and this is the last time you will ever see or hear the characters ever))
>SMITHERS IS GAY EVERYONE HE FINALLY CAME OUT SO STUNNING AND BRAVE
>WE BROUGHT BACK FRANK GRIMES FROM THE DEAD** ((in a ToH for only one scene in the beginning and its more like a cameo))
>

>>87982810
Honestly zombie Simpsons isn't that bad. It would get much less shit if it wasn't titled "the Simpsons". It's just that noticeable decline in consistent quality looks especially bad when the six-seven years preceding those episodes is widely considered a pinnacle of western television

>Kirk Douglas is still alive

WTF

bryan cranston you've sunk low to work with franco

No, money down!

No, money down!

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>>87983519
ehhh, it can be pretty bad. Not to the levels of bad Family Guy episodes (Screams in Silence, Seashell Seahorse Party, etc) but that doesn't mean it's not bad.

>repeatedly explaining the plot of the episode
>explaining jokes
>dragging on comedy bits that should be quick
>generally poor story telling
>hamfisted emotional shit
>Flanderizing characters to the point to where they hardly have personalities anymore
>lifeless animation

I could go on, but you get the idea. Now let's shut up about zombie Simpsons, we're on THIS episode.

>rich uncle skeleton

>>87983663
I mean, most of those don't even happen until the show goes into HD.

AND HE IF TRIES TO FIGHTS BACK, I'LL JUST SAY THAT HE'S GAY

> we need another Vietnam

>>87983521
holy shit, hes gonna be 100 in a week

Who voices the bum? Sounds so familiar.

>Lester and Eliza

what was the joke here?

I'm suprised they never brought back Lester and Eliza. The Jean Era loves those sorts of callbacks.

God I love Lester and Eliza.

>>87983812
>>87983812
I love how they got the original Bill song guy to sing this.

>tfw Alex Rocco is dead

TFW I'm gonna wake up late just to watch "In Marge we trust".

Amy schumers first guest appearance

>>87984001
Beginning of the end.

what did Bing Crosby do?

>weinstein and oakley era

I remember not understanding alot of the jokes during these years and had to listen to the commentaries for explanations.

What's the aquarium scandal exactly?
Did they fuck fish or something?

>>87984020
Yes. Troy has a fish fetish. He has sex with fish. That's why the episode is titled "A Fish Called Selma."

>>87984020
I think so

Selma got more episodes than I remember.

>zima

>>87984071
The early Selma episodes were the best.

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Lyle Lanley's plan to go to Tahiti.

>Jeff Goldblum voices Macarthur Parker
>Macarthur Parker is named after the song Macarthur Park
>Weird Al's parody of Macarthur Park was Jurassic Park
>Jeff Goldblum was in Jurassic Park
Poetry.

>>87984045
I wish they explained it more in the episode....

>>87984124
Do you also wish Bill Watterson had explained exactly what happens in Hamster Huey & the Gooey Kablooie?

IT'S NOT BATMAN

>an aquarium room

DR ZAIUS
DR ZAIUS

HE CAN TALK

>this will never be a real musical

DR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS

Gorilla 1:
Help, the human's about to escape!

Troy:
Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

Gorilla 2:
(gasps) He can talk!

Orangutans:
He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk!
He can talk! He can talk!

Troy:
I can siiiiiiiing!

Chimp Nurse:
Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!

Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!

Orangutan 1:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Troy:
What's wrong with me?

Dr. Zaius:
I think you're crazy.

Troy:
Want a second opinion.

Dr. Zaius:
You're also lazy.

Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!

Orangutan 1:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Troy:
Can I play the piano anymore?

Dr. Zaius:
Of course you can.

Troy:
Well, I couldn't before.
(plays the piano)

Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!

Orangutan 1:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Orangutans:
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
Oh, Dr. Zaius!

I love legitimate theater.

Troy:
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.

Oh, my God, I was wrong,
It was Earth all along.
You finally made a monkey...

Ape:
Yes we finally made a monkey...

Troy and Apes:
Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!

Troy:
I love you, Dr. Zaius!

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>>87984231
End me

I forget if we are close to the end of Phil Hartman

>>87984124
Oakley and Weinstein liked keeping things subtle. ALOT of jokes during seasons 7-9 went over people's heads.

Hot damn, I'm going to Seaworld!

>>87984162
You might want to get tested for autism

>>87984335
We are : (

Can we agree that The Planet of the apes musical is one of the best gags in the whole Simpsons history?

Before his death, Phil Hartman had said he had wished to make a live action Troy McClure film, and several of the show's staff had expressed a desire to help create it.

: (

>>87984335
His last recorded episode is Bart the Mother in season 10.

>>87984383
>Arnold and Phil
That would have been so great

>>87984381
I like every time Troy gets introduced with the list of movies

Over the course of the show, the staff have considered producing several spin-off television series and films, based on The Simpsons. In 1994, Matt Groening pitched a live action spin-off from The Simpsons that centered on Krusty and would star Dan Castellaneta. He and Michael Weithorn wrote a pilot script where Krusty moved to Los Angeles and got his own talk show. A recurring joke throughout the script was that Krusty lived in a house on wooden stilts which were continuously being gnawed by beavers. Eventually, the contract negotiations fell apart and Groening decided to stop work on the project.

"22 Short Films About Springfield" sparked the idea amongst the staff for a spin-off series entitled Tales from Springfield. The proposed show would focus on the town in general, rather than the Simpson family. Every week would be a different scenario: three short stories, an adventure with young Homer or a story about a background character that was not tied in to the Simpson family at all. The idea never came to anything, as Groening realized that the staff did not have the manpower to produce another show as well as The Simpsons. The staff believe it is something that they would still be interested in doing, and that "could happen someday."

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>Bart on the Road

>>87984445
>JRPG party

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Would you watch it?

>>87984429
The current staff has 20+ writers. What's keeping them from doing it now?

>>87984445
>FFXV

>>87984461
This was 2-3 years before Futurama.

>>87984461
Simpsons are not that hot as they used to be

>>87984460
Probably, it'd be more fun than most of what's on TV

https://deadhomersociety.com/2015/03/06/compare-contrast-lisa-goes-to-snpp/

>>87984532
What is this?

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>>87984532
>that newer episode

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>>87984460
You can.

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>tfw it's almost time for Scorpio

>Cover of the World's Fair book gives away everything

How did I not notice?

>>87984445
>madoka magica

THATS IT BACK TO WINNIPEG

man Final Fantasy XV keeps looking worse and worse...

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>you will never go on a road trip with your closest bros

I don't remember that scene with Bart picking up the hitchhiker

>>87984747
I feel like Martin got traded for Ralph in Bart's circle of friends beyond Milhouse.

>>87984747
But I have...a few times actually. It is not as fun as it seems. Driving gets boring.

>>87984779
Syndication is a bitch

>>87984532
This is sad. Not the post, but the fact that somebody has dedicated way too much time to the dumbest thing in the world.

What do you think of 22 short films about Springfield?

What's your favorite skit of it?

>>87984830
The one with Wiggum and Snake

>>87984830
Skinner and Chalmers for sure.

>>87984830
Cletus the slack jawed yokel.

>>87984830
Skinner and Chalmers is the only answer.

courier sounds like a fun job

I feel that Homer destroying his console would have taken three times as long and involved a lot more screaming in today's Simpson's

>>87984957
Would you deliver 500 big macs to Marlon Brando's private island?

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here we go, 22 Short Films About Springfield

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>>87984957
It sure is

>>87984957
If you like delivery jobs handling stuff more valuable than a pizza.

That's a lot of writers.

Good bye student loan debt!

>>87985150
Still very relevant today.

>>87984800
I don't get how /co/ can bitch so much about the simpsons and still hate deadhomersociety

Well /co/, I made it. DESPITE your directions.

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I miss old /v/

>>87984800
Eh, I get your point but, a) where do you think you are? and b) The Simpsons is one of the most culturally important pieces of art for modern America. Unless you think that all critiques of art are stupid, it makes sense.

Time for best part.

The Simpson's will NEVER be this well timed, acted, or funny ever again

AT THIS TIME OF YEAR

AT THIS TIME OF DAY

IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY

LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN?

>>87985201
Damn I want some steamed hams.

>>87985233
yes

>>87985201
>>87985236
Who knew I could get nostalgic over 4chan from 6 years ago.

>>87985248
Can I see it?

>>87985273
No

why is bumble bee man even a character?

why hasn't homer just gotten change from home if he brought the machine home?

Damn, just looked at the schedule and 'City of New York vs Home Simpson' is on at 5am. That was one of the episodes I really wanted to see.
Guess I'll just have to pull that one up online.

lot of pulp fiction references here

Member Herman?

>>87985286
He started as a Chespirito homage but then he just became the gateway to make fun of spics

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>>87985306
>tfw missed Homer the Vigilante

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>>87985333
I missed the episode that aired on the same day I was born

>>87985286
I'll second this. I've never gotten this reference/cultural touchstone. It always seemed completely random to me.

>>87985306
Shit, that one's way too early. At least I caught it with /co/ for the first marathon.

>>87985324
That guy's been dead about 2 years now, kind of depressing seeing how many people who've been referenced and celeb guests who've done some of the best simpsons episodes have passed away now.

>>87985286
To run over in Road Rage and to beat the shit out of in Hit & Run.

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>>87985350
>tfw The Simpsons premiered about 7 months after I was born

Oh well. I still have Calvin and Hobbes.

Why did Herman kidnap them again?

>>87985424
Pulp Fiction

>>87985424
Another Pulp Fiction reference.

>>87985424
He's bonkers.

those legs

Poor Nelson

>Frink getting more appearances with comic book man
Terrible, both of them are terrible

Can you imagine a Modern 22 Short Films?