ITT: Shit normies and fakes say

My favorite DC superhero is Spider-Man.

My favorite superheroine is Harley Quinn

Harley & Joker are relationship goals

I have friends
I have a significant other
I have career prospects
I am living a satisfying life

REEEEEEEEE

>>87955571
Spider-Man is a teenager.

>>87955680
These memes dont even make sense in the modern day since comics and nerd shit in general is an expensive hobby you need money for unlike back in the day.

Go back to /soc/ you fucking roastie slut.

>I only watch the movies.

>>87955668
>dumb bitch who follows you around no matter how often you smack her
Hey, it actually is!

>>87955589
my is Spawn

>>87955718
Having enough money to buy comics doesn't mean you have any of those things.

>>87955571
You forgot:
>"Shit normies and fakes say"

>>87955571
>Batman should work alone

>>87955760
Tell that to my friends and I who live well-off middle class lives. Also not reading comics doesn't guarantee you have those things either.

Why are women so stupid?

>>87955571
"I come here for the cartoons" - Me

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>Anything positive about this shit-tier character

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Not admitting superhero shit is the most mainstream thing right now

>>87955830
Superhero shit but not comics

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>"I cosplay"

Final Solution for these roasties when?

>>87955824
Why is Jean Grey holding a gun?
Get it? Because Land is a lazy fuck who reuses the same photo over and over

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I do actually like the idea of organic webs. The idea that Peter creates his most stupidly advanced and marketable invention as a highschool student, and does so at the exact moment in his life when he just so happens to gain spider related powers, and his invention just so happens to be spider themed and useful to his skill set, is kind of silly. Silly even for a story about a guy getting super powers from a spider bite.

>The Joker and Harley are such a cute couple
>Why doesn't Batman just fix Gotham with his fortune?
>Dr Wells is my favorite comic character
>Green Arrow is just like Batman
>Aquaman sucks

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>>87955571
Organic Webs are cooler, but there is less story potential with them.

>>87955859
Those are lenses, right?
I refuse to believe blue eyes could ever be this soulless and creepy.

>>87955914
Kill yourself

>>87955859
>>>/r9k/

>>87955571
>>"Hawkeye is useless!"
>>"Spider Man is better with organic webs!"
But thats true. Hawkeye is fucking boringnand ruined AOU, and organic webs are cooler then having spidey carry around glorified paint cans.

>>87955932
Counterpoint; no u.

>>87955571
>Shit normies and fakes say

"Normies" and "fakes".

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>>87955959
>Cites a movie to prove Hawkeye is uselss
>Calls webshooters glorified paint cans

>>87955571
>Top Marvel characters who deserve their own movie
>Number 1 is Black Widow

>>87955802
This is #1 in my book

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>>87955571
But organic webbing IS better.

>Mysterio is not a good villain

>>87955571
>"I buy every issue and #1 variant instead of just reading online"

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Twice
TWICE i've seen this and if it weren't televised at fucking punch those cunts

During a local TV interview where they visit cinemas of upcoming Marvel movies and ask fans who's their favorite writer

TWICE

FUCKING TWICE

normies said Stan Lee
like holy shit he's not even good
and the only reason they know him cause of the cameos
other than that i bet they dont even know anyone
or even read comics

>>87956057
A Black Widow movie would be an easy paycheck for Scarlett since she's in total mom-mode now and gets stunt doubles to do the action scenes.

>>87956178
Ouch that hurts to read. They could at least say Bendis to show they know at least one thing about Marvel outside the movies.

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> mj is nothing but a flirty supermodel love interest for spider-man

Why are every single Spider-Man movie based on highschool? Why can't we have just one where Peter is an adult and married to MJ?

>>87956288
it would be too confusing to just jump to that point!
every reboot needs to tell the origin again, and then get rebooted again before it can get that far

>>87955914
He created the web shooters in response to getting his spider powers, so yes, it makes sense that it compliments his spider theme

>>87956103
I think a combination is the best way to go.
The web should come from spinnerets near his ass, but he uses a device to transport the web fluid to his wrists. This could lead to interesting stories where his wrist transporters break or something and he has to rely on his ass-webs.

>>87955571
why doesn't batman join the avengers?

>>87955803
No one said anything about gender.

Recently heard
>Snyder and Nolan did shitty adaptations. Batman is supposed to be like this and this
>proceed to describe Burton Batman

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> marvel needs more diversity
> white characters are problimatic because people of color can't relate to them
> changing the race of characters is great because it makes up for marvel's racist past when comics only had white males as heroes

>>87956288
Kids can't relate to mature and responsible adults in healthy relationships!

>>87956430
Me neither!

>>87956412
>Can't relate to white character
>Can't empathize with another human
Sounds a weee bit racist to me.

>>87955802
THIS!

THIS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

>>87955571
>>"Spider Man is better with organic webs!"

Organic webs with mechanical slingers is optimal Spidey.

>>87955571
>"Iron Man is my favorite Marvel character!"

Okay I get that some of the people who say this only know the character from the movies but I still don't get why this isn't a valid opinion to hold. And don't say "BUT HE'S A DICK!" One, he doesn't seem that dickish as of the moment (Carol is obviously more of a dick than him now). Yes he has obviously done some dickish things and has acted like an asshole in the past, to say the least, but isn't every character guilty of that? Maybe not always to the same extent as Tony but still. Two, just because a character's an asshole doesn't mean you still can't like him. And I'm not even just talking about likeable asshole characters. Characters can have legitimately unlikeable or assholish traits about them but someone could still like them in spite of them. Hell, they could find even find those traits endearing or maybe even relatable.

>>87956405
Speaking of Snyder...

>Snyder's run is the best Batman run of all time

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>>87955718
>comics and nerd shit in general is an expensive hobby you need money for
As long as it goes digital, you can't call it expensive.

>>87956346
Because he would too OP obviously.

>>87956178
fuuuuuck that, Stan Lee's writing is imaginative and fun and gives you a LOT of story in 30 pages (even if his entire script is one page), I would much rather someone say Stan Lee than bendis or snyder.

>>87956430
I never understood this mindset.
I've been surrounded by shitty family couples my entire childhood and developed a strong distaste for real-life marriage and I have no trouble enjoying relationships parts of, say, Michelinie or JMS' runs. I mean, it's all fictional anyway.

>comics were terrible in [year] because [superhero event] happened

>>87956178
>>87956603
Stan Lee is shit, I tried reading his comics once but they were drowning in words, it was ridiculous. Maybe it's not his fault, since pretty much everything from that era is terrible in the same way. Personally, I refuse to read any comics from before 2000.

First of all, as everybody knows, it's common knowledge that each and every single comic published in the nineties was pure, irredeemable, edgy grimderp shit. It's called the "Dark Age" for a reason, duh. Secondly, I refuse to read anything from before the nineties, because all the comics from those stone ages before I was born have wordy, old-style writing and bland, old-style artwork, and so they're just so boring and lame that they simply aren't worth my time.

I simply demand better from my entertainment.

>>87955571
Batman is my favourite
X-Men is DC (Yes. I've heard people say this)
Manga isn't comics Wait, sorry, that's /co/

>>87956620
If I was a conspiracy theorist I'd say the real goal is trying to MAKE kids unable to relate to people in healthy relationships by ensuring there are none in media.

I'm not though so I'm just gonna say writers are lazy and using wells of drama they know sells because it sold like WOAH 40 years ago when it actually was treading new ground.

>>87955914
I was fine with organic webs, but web shooters let Spider-Man do different kinds of webs based on the fluid and fucking around with the shooters.

Hell I'd bring back his web constructs in a big way, those're fun as hell.

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>>87956706
>Hates Stan Lee
>No Good 90's Comics
You fucking child

>>87956057
I mean a straight up spy movie'd be DIFFERENT at least, especially if you let Natasha be morally ambiguous because she doesn't have the other Avengers around to ground her.

>>87956706
The only good comics post-2000's are cosmic marvel 2004-2011.

All the other good comics are 70's-90's.

>>87956719
And /a/.

Be HONEST, anon.

>>87956827
>event comics
>good
I'm saving your post for a "Shit Casuals Say" thread.

>>87956806
Someone please post the gif of Spider-man making a fucking motor-boat out of webs

>>87955802
This guy gets it. I just want a good Batman movie with Robin/Nightwing in it so movie fans stop saying this shit.

>>87956706
Read some Claremont X-Men.

The thing is, before the 2000's, a lot of stories in comics were a single issue. Days of Future Past? Legendary story in comics, right? Two fucking issues.

The deal isn't that old comics were wordy, it's that they were condensed. New comics are stretched out so that you have one shitty story over the course of a year or four rather than a new amazing story every month.

>>87956896
Casuals don't even know that no man's land exists and would wonder why barbara is in a wheelchair.

>>87956856
Abner Landing doesn't get enough credit for saving comics with Annihilation. Now we're getting great movies starring his characters like Thanus and Star-Lord that will save the comics genre. Sure, the normies and fakes will see the movies as well, but the REAL fans will be inspired to read the comics too.

Thank you.

>>87956553
Jesus christ. What the fuck did carol do wrong besides getting a bad haircut? He interrogated an innocent woman for 5 minutes in civil war II and that's it, all the other times she followed ulysses it was justified and she saved thousands. She didn't kill rodhey or Bruce. She has lost her boyfriend her friends and her team and tony went all psycho on her for no reason. And on top of all 4chan calls her a "villain". Stop thinking with your dick.

>>87956603
You mean dikto and kirby are good writers. Stan just added some dialogue, not even all of it. He's a thief who deserves to be forgotten. A real steve jobs.

>>87956892
Sorry, but I don't post on /a/. They scare me.

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>>87955571
>I'm a Marvel/DC reader!
>I like MCU and DCEU, Snyder is a good director!
>I have better things to do than bitch and get angry on an annonnymous image board!
>I have relationships with real people, instead of fapping to comic book characters and cartoon furries!

>>87955824
I like her latest two runs. The red in my ledger bullshit is getting annoying though.

>>87955914
>he thinks Peter's webs is his most advanced and marketable piece of tech
Can you get any more casual anon? The Spider Tracers alone are ages more advanced than the webbing.

>>87955571
>Superman is so boring and overpowered

>>87955571
But Spider-Man is better with Organic webs

>>87955935
>>87956896
Fuck off No Man's Land is one of the best things about the 90's. Good time for Batman. Vertigo had great writers and decent art in general too. Sandman, Swamp Thing, Books of Magic, Hellblazer. Superhero comics struggled but dark fantasy exploded imo.

>>87957002
You must be only reading the main series. The tie-ins touch on upon why she's wrong. Superior Cap and Ms.Marvel proved she's a piece of shit.

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>>87957299
he gets it.

So what, you're not allowed to like Iron Man? Why?

>>87955680
That last one is a lie. No normie has a satisfying life. Guaranteed.

Career prospects are also random because some normies are super retarded and got a stupid degree.

>>87955571
>"Spider Man is better with organic webs!"
That's somehow not true?

>I read superhero comics from industry giants Marvel and DC

>>87955571
Iron man and the silver surfer have been my favorite heroes since I was 8, fuck you

"Spiderman doesn't have the hardest life, Batman is way sadder than Spiderman."

"Superman is a really deep and complex super hero."

"Heath ledger's joker is probably the best joker there will ever be."

>>87955959
He made AOU tolerable

>>87957389
People with girlfriends like him.

>>87956706
>Personally, I refuse to read any comics from before 2000.
holy shit leave

>>87957322
Superior cap made clear that CLINT shooting Bruce was unnecessary. Carol only did the logical thing (check on Bruce) given the information she had (ulysses was never wrong before).
Ms marvel is the best example of carol being right. The Nazi soldiers that got out of control were kamala's responsibility. When carol found out what they had done, she ended the whole deal. Kamala was a stupid bitch and one of her friends ended up in the hospital because of her incapacity to control a bunch of powerless teens. Ir anything carol's mistake was trusting kamala.

>>87957480
I refuse to read cape comics, I only great Graphic Novels, comics are for children

>>87956346
Because Batman works alone!! Captain America asked him but he said no.

>>87956620
Real life marriage is a mess, so it would be nice to see some fictional marriages be good. At least then you can have some way to escape.

>>87956284
what's this from?

>>87955571
Organic webs are better though

>>87957634
What dude? Kamala and Cap proved that you can manipulate the visions depending on how you set things up. This in turn proves Tony right about the whole thing.

Carol wouldn't have gone after Banner if Cap didn't purposely set up Ulysses to have a vision about Banner.

>>87957566
>"Superman is a really deep and complex super hero."
This is what patricians say. The contrary is thought by the lowest of plebs.

>>87957696
That sounds like the mindset of a manchild.

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>>87955802
>Batman would fit better in the Marvel universe
>Batman doesn't make sense in a world with people with powers
>Batman's stories should always be "realistic" and not have magic or supernatural elements

>>87957766
Batman fighting villains with insane powers was a fucking mistake. Lower-mid level supes are fine, but fuck the shit he goes up against sometimes retarded.

>>87957766
All this is true. Batman just works better when is alone in his own pseudouniverse.

Whenever is mixed with the JL it always ends the same way, either he is useless irrelevant or leads to terrible writing to make him relevant and useful

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>>87956178

>>87955571
Only "normies" say normie. The correct term is normalfag.

>>87955680
kek
Sure, Billy McShoesell has it so much better than you or I.

>Deadpool is my favourite superhero

They said while never picking up a Deadpool comic or knowing about him until after the movie came out.

>>87957749
Or someone with a knowledge of statistics? You're living in a dream world if you think marriage today is as good as it was 60 years ago.

>"Batman could beat Superman"
>"Marvel > DC, they just make the better movies."

>Scott Synder's Batman is the best Batman has ever been

>all of Marvel's comics are sjw pandering and movie synergy.

>Spiderman

Fuck EVERYONE who does this

>>87957728
Yeah but carol didn't do anything to Bruce. She was just cheking the situation. Also she doesn't know that the visions are being manipulated, how does that make her a cunt?
Also you should re-read ms marvel, kamala didn't manipilate the visions. Her ninja friend put actual bombs in the car so ulysses vision about those bombs was right. Kamala was 100% wrong. Carol was wrong about some visions but she never did anything evil in purpose, unlike Tony. In the last CVII issue tony attacked her for giving her hand to miles. He's a psycho.

>>87957951
Spider-Rman

>>87957970
Carol has worked with and against precogs many times before, if it wasn't for Bendis' hack writing she would have remembered that precogs aren't always right. Sadly Bendis didn't give a fuck about writing a good comic.

>>87955802
I do think there's a happy medium between Batman being completely solo and him having an army of adolescents though

>>87957970
So this is what a mindless casual looks like. Defending bemdis' awful writing. Sorry not part of the conversation but youre reasoning is shit. Kamala tricked carol, she literally pulled one over on her. Cap has in multiple cases tricked carol and falsified visions. None of this is apparent in bendis' writer cause he's a hack. Its all been tie in writers who know to frame shit well. Mostly because bendis couldn't frama picture let alone a good plot.

>>87958010
So are you complaining about carol being a cunt or about she acting out of character? My point is that she's still a good person, unlike tiny, who's downright a cunt.
Still, since they found out about ulysses after he helped them stop celestials, and since she-hulk asked her to keep going before falling In a coma, carol may have changed her mind about precogs.

>>87958078
Ultimately, Bendis' CW2 should be looked apon as Non-Canon

>>87958078
Why is a phone's auto correct so terrible?

>>87955571
>"I think capeshit is actually good."

>>87958078
I like the tie ins, not the main book. Kamala thought she had tricked carol with fake bombs but the ninja used actual bombs, so Ulysses was right. Cap only tricked carol once, about hulk, and carol did nothing to Bruce, that was Clint. Im just trying to be reasonable.

>>87958087
My complaint, if there is one to be made, is that people are reading and discussing Bendis comics. Why? They're so bad, everyone is grossly out of character, and the Marvel Universe is so out of whack in his crap that it reads like an Elsworld. Ultimately, the events of CW2 and the actions the characters made aren't worth talking about. Standoff, and everyone's reaction to that was a far better Civil War than Bendis Boogaloo

>>87958078
>Kamala tricked carol, she literally pulled one over on her
Are Americans this stupid? Did you really not get that in ms marvel kamala's plan went wrong and the vision ulysses had was right? Did you not read the comic? It's really clear, they explain it.

>>87957699

Spider Man

>>87956284
Top left is the best.

>when you realize Golden Age Superman would have prevented this
"You're not fighting a woman now!"

>>87957699
it's the issue after he gets rid of the symboite and breaks up with black cat

>>87955571
>there's not enough diversity in comics

>>87955859
t. Asspained landwhale

>oh my god, Green Lantern is finally a woman? And a person of color? I can finally dress up as her

>>87958127
Cap also framed the woman who Carol thought was working with Hydra. Carol then went on to unlawfully detain the woman because she was hellbent on being right.

>>87955824
>I didn't read Brubaker: The Post
More accurately:
>I'm an MCUfag, and don't read the comics: The Post

>>87957869
Marriage is just as shit as it's always been, the only difference is sixty years ago you had a more controlling society breathing down your neck all the time, shaming you for even considering divorce.

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>Ironman doesn't have any cool or intresting villains

>>87957951
Calm down Slott

>>87957389
>>87956553

Iron Man is cool and you're allowed to like him but if he's truly your favorite character then you must not have dabbled too much into the Marvel universe. It's like saying Goku is your favorite DBZ character or Pikachu is your favorite Pokémon.

>>87958724
Or like saying Batman is your favorite DC character

>>87956103
This is Bermejo, right?

>"Lucifer tv series is so much better than the comic."
I heard this only once though.
No wonder that cutie broke up with you after just two weeks dude, holy shit.

>>87955859
I do dislike cosplayers more and more as time goes on. They have such a weird sense of entitlement because they show up at a con in a costume.

>>87955571
>>"Hawkeye is my favorite Marvel character!"
>>"Iron Man is useless!"
>>"Spider Man is better with nonorganic webs!"

Really if you give a shit about Marlel at all you're a massive casual.

>>87956706
This cannot be real.

>>87958533
Also giving Kamala nominal command over a group she had little in common with and just hoping a minor can manage a bunch of college students with an agenda while running with the Avengers and going to school was negligent as fuck.
They erected a detention facility in her absence, ffs!
Kamala was never really in charge. Becky called the shots.

>>87958786
Casual detected, they thrive on company wars and are always trying to entice them.

>>87958533
...no he didn't? He asked red skull about her but he knew nothing. We still don't know what happened there, it will probably be revealed in the confession #1 or however the last oneshot is called.

>>87956856
>Marvel
>good comics post-2000

Nice joke. DC's the only one who's been worth reading since then.

>>87958724
But Goku is half of my favorite DBZ character...

>>87958724
But Goku is half of my favorite DBZ character...

>>87958818
Casual detected, they get butthurt by having their precious D*sney criticized and instantly fly to its defense.

>>87958813
Kamala was an avenger. She should've been able to control a teenage girl with no powers. That was kamala's responsibility, carol can't be everywhere.

>>87958859
>>87958860

Go to bed, Vegito.

Trunks is better than you.

>>87958881
>implying
Warner Babies are always so quick to assume

>>87958724
Pikachu's a great Pokemon, though. Excellent design, very cute, lots of good games centered around him. Discounting the possibility of him genuinely being somebody's favorite is a rather hipster thing to do.

>>87958836
Netxwave, xtatix, Ultimates, moon girl, moon knight by ellis, iron fist by kaare andrews, FF by Hickman... Just stop shitting on entire companies when you havent read every single thing they publish.

>>87958881
No, really, company wars are casual. DC fans usually start them but its a casual thing to do no matter wich Publisher you read.

>>87956288
>spiderman
>married to mj
Hahaha

But isn't that exactly what Renew Your Vows is? Just an alternate universe

>>87958918
>him

>>87955993
>Even though the movies are single-handedly saving the company, t-they don't count because comics are still relevant in my mind!

I wish you faggots still got beat up.

>>87955802
That's true depending on which era of Batman you're talking about. Not every writer has wanted to work with a bloated family.

>Anime and Manga are different than Cartoons and Comics

>>87955571
I love comic book characters but I won't buy comics.

>>87955571
>>"Spider Man is better with organic webs!"
he is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LNbSe3EY5A

>>87959112

him is a gender-neutral term the way he used it. .

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>>87959045
Yep, and it's fucking glorious, this is why comic s will always be better than films

>>87958888
8 months earlier Carol had to tell her how she can't save every kitten in the world.
She had no reason to believe Kamala could handle such an operation.

Holy shit Marvel just invented a new Black superhero and his name is Black Panther.
Why the fuck is Marvel inventing a new hero dumb as Ant-Man instead of using the already established Black Widow?

>>87959165
Even then he has Alfred.

>>87957821
Normie pls leave.

>>87959222
She had to watch over THREE kids! Kamala faced kang! Carol had more responsibilities than ever!

>>87956706
>90's comics were shit

Ignoring an era which produced the likes Hellboy, Starman, Hitman, etc. Because some ' mainstream books were bad will always be an absolutely retarded decision.

>>87958688
Stop trying to rewrite history. It's not going to work.

>>87956284
I didn't know MJ had a sister.

>>87955571
There is literally no fucking reason to use bow and arrow EVER now that guns exist

Hawkeye is more useless than a crippled midget on crack

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Why the hell did Green Arrow make a reference to social justice?
Why did they replace Superman with a fucking Chink?
Why are comics getting so SJWish lately?
DC and Marvel are all politically correct tumblr pandering.
All of it is from what I've seen.
Comics are dead, I'm glad I never bought any of this trash.

>>87955824
She's a great cheerleader for Daredevil.

>>87956827
>No Man's Land
>good

>>87959550
Hi normalfag.

If you read comics or literally watched any movie with the bow and arrow meme you would see why super arrows are infinitely better than guns.

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>>87959550
I absolutely agree.

If boomerang bullets were a thing.

>>87956706
this is good bait

>>87958724
big dick master race prefer raichu anyways

>>87958963
>Ultimates
>Moon Girl
>Kaare Andrews Iron Fist
get some taste

>>87955802
But that is true.
How can he keep the aura of menacing loner (whose existence is debated) while surrounded by dozens of characters?

>>87959794
Batman has never worked alone in his entire history

>>87955571
>I love the comics! Especially Civil War!

>>87959794
Read Daredevil.

>>87959794
>Batman
>being a loner
>Wasting all those years training for his crusade to die with him
>The king of prep not realizing that is dumb as fuck the first few years into his career

Get out casual

>>87955802
There needs to be a good balance. Being alone only works for so long before being stale, but too many characters clutters the narrative.

>>87955920
There's only so many times 'I forgot to bring more webbing' works but it being tied to his stamina seems more natural to me

>>87957922
Sadly this
People don't acknowledge comics like Vision and Cage.
Even on sites that focus on humor the comics tag is usually just filled with the controversial sjw shit.

>>87960174
And Carnage and Moon Knight, and Squadron Supreme, and Spider-Man and Deadpool, and Renew Your Vows, the list just goes on and on!

>>87960250
It's like these people don't want to talk about comics.
It's like they just want to talk shit about the stuff that goes in very specific comics.

>>87957821
"This comic book with a special effects budget restricted only by the imagination is too strange baww."

>>87957970
Kamala keeps trusting this naruto ass motherufcker who keeps doing crimes under her nose, its true. She's an idiot who lets her relatives talk her out of realizing that the fucking canadian ninja's an unrepentant criminal.

>>87957970
Canadian Ninja didn't know about the self-destruct

>>87955735
In a sense, you're not wrong.

>>87955571
>I only read Marvel and DC

>>87955571
>cyclops was right! How can one guy be so right!!!11

>>87955571
>all true statements
>they don't conform to my teenage opinion
>so they're wrong!

Guess who's not the REAL comics fan, fag.

>"They need to stop changing the race of established characters!"

Then when you ask them who's race been changed they will either name a movie character or a legacy character.

>>87955571
Organic web shooters are objectively better than mechanical ones, and I honestly believe that people only think otherwise because they're used to mechanical web shooters.

>>87959252
Don't joke I've heard a girl in my university classes call marvel sexist for making a black panther movie before black widow. She also then said that they're just trying to get black people into theatres while proving that marvel is targeted at males only.

>>87959573
>Why the hell did Green Arrow make a reference to social justice?
Green Arrow has always been super left-wing and social justice is the current trend among the American left. He's actually one of the few characters where that whole thing would make total sense.

>>87955571
>"Spider Man is better with organic webs!"
whats wrong with this

>>87962872
white feminism is notoriously racist, it's hilarious

>>87963033
did you even read the OP

>>87963092
She also once started telling people in my class I supported the nazi party because I was reading maus before a lesson and all she saw was the swatzika on the cover

>>87962835

I've literally never seen SpiderMan use mechanical web spinners.

When did that become a thing?

>>87963316

lol

this is why i felt awkward buying hitler biographies

>[Opinion about comics that I disagree with]
Fucking normies.
Everyone worth their salt knows that I'm the best comic book reader in the history of man.

>>87963727
so you've never read a comic in your life or watched the cartoons or seen the Amazing Spider-man movies

so REALLY what you're saying is your only experience with Spider-man is the Raimi movies

>>87958724
Um wouldn't Spider-Man more accurately be the Goku/Pikachu of Marvel? Also I don't see how Iron Man couldn't still be someone's favorite characters even after dabbling more into the Marvel universe. Sure one would expand their knowledge and learn and read about characters that they never knew previously but at the end of the day the favorite character you had at the beginning may still be your favorite character.

>>87963988

I remember some cartoons from when I was little, but I don't remember mechanical web. Haven't read any comic books, haven't seen the Amazing Spider-man movies.

I've also played the game on PS2

>>87963727
About the time you were born, child.

>>87955571
>"Iron Man is my favorite Marvel character!"
Autists can have this opinion as well
>"Hawkeye is useless!"
he is

>>87963316
Did you try to explain to her what the fuck Maus is even about in the first place?

>>87964068

1990

I just don't know much about spider man, get off my back Jack.

I just looked it up, and I guess mechanical are the original.

I just don't remember them.

I never liked SpiderMan anyways.

>>87964180
>I've literally never seen thing
>but I haven't really interacted with the character that much
>or even really like it
>but I'm going to make a post acting like I know something about this subject
sounds about right

>>87964244

It's the /co/ way.

The only comic books I have are Star Wars and Warhammer 40K

Some of the Star Wars ones are pretty good,
The W40K ones less so.

>>87955571
Black Widow is more useless than Hawkeye. Seriously, tell me why she's on the Avengers? What does she really offer (besides tits and ass)? I don't care if you think I'm a normalfag I just want this answered.

the whole point of web shooters was to show that peter parker was a smart guy and could make that kind of stuff. heroes can be regular guys whose lives are transformed when they become heroes, but usually you want SOMETHING to distinguish them so that you can feel sympathy and so you can believe that they deserve to play the hero. that was PP's angle. They completely negated that in the movies with the organic web shooters. remember when osborn/green goblin says to him "peter i hear you're so smart, you should come work for me so i can molest you in my office!" well we never saw WHY he was so smart. if he had made the shooter it would have integrated perfectly into the plot, been canon to the original story (since you're doing, you know, an origin story!) and shown him to be a smart guy that people in the movie and audiences could respect.
don't even get me started on the whole " i can't get it up" nonsense in the sequel where he can't shoot his organic shooters because he's all depressed or whatever. fuck....
i love the first spiderman movie, and it would have been perfect if they just didn't let raimi put what he thought was his own cool spin on it, that really was so superficial, with no substance other than "isn't it cool that way?" and totally detracted from the setup of teh character and his story in identifiable ways like i gave in the above example.

>>87957414
>>87957847
at least they aren't jaded enough to create random hypothetical fake nerds to hate on

>DC is better than Marvel
>Marvel is better than DC

>>87955732
>>87955802
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>>87961981
no normie or fake has ever said any of these

if you even mention a single writer name, you're not a normie

>>87964649
t. normie

>>87957414

typical weekend of a normie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sHkORm6wGU

>>87964744
Disgusting

>>87964649
Bendis literally said that Ironman has no intresting or cool villains
Casual on /co/ fucking love Synder's Batman for some unknown reason despite it being hot garbage
Casuals on /co/ are always complaining about sjw shit in Marvel
Casuals have no idea there are a whole corps of GLs and many of them were surprised to see that the new one is a woman, even though the GLs have plenty of females in their ranks

In short, fuck off Normie

>Batman is way more relatable than Superman

>>87955571
How about Spidey can use organic webs, but using them is painful and drains legit fluid from him, so he uses them in emergencies.

>>87959852
I think The Batman handled it pretty well

slow progression of more and more allies

>>87965117
Only if the webs come from his ass.

>>87964879
>Casuals on /co/ are always complaining about sjw shit in Marvel

It's the casuals that are putting the SJW shit in there though anon. They're bitching about wanting a x race x gender character for a comic and then guess what, the comic flops. Hard. Because the casuals aren't buying the shit that they wanted.

>>87955571
I see nothing wrong with any of these

>>87955571
>"It's the casuals that are putting the SJW shit in there though anon. They're bitching about wanting a x race x gender character for a comic and then guess what, the comic flops. Hard. Because the casuals aren't buying the shit that they wanted."

Why has "normie" become a site-word phenomenon? Honestly.

I could tolerate it when it was just /r9k/ but seeing the term thrown around on /a/ and /co/ is just sad, even by 4chan standards.

>>87965228
>can't even face me and prove me wrong like a man

I bet half of your head is shaven.

>>87965263
*site-wide

>>87959521
Because she was retconned.

>If a comic has SJW values, i'll write it off as shit, regardless of the quality of it's art or writing.
Conversely,
>If a comic doesn't have a POC xemale protagonist, I'll write it off as shit, regardless of the quality of it's art or writing.

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>>87955571
To be fair, organic webs do make more sense than him being able to mass produce that stuff on the tiny budget that he has. But them being located in his wrists is pretty stupid too. If he could organically make the web, or just the fluid, and then use the webslingers to shoot it with, it would be better. But that's just my opinion.

>>87955916

>The Joker and Harley are such a cute couple

What kind of degenerate slut thinks that?

>>87956344
>>87965136
Is this your fetish or something?

>>87955959

>Hawkeye is fucking boringnand ruined AOU

???

Aside from Vision, he was the best part

>>87965570

I know a few,

One's been obsessed with Harley for years, long before this new movie.
Most others had no idea who she was until the suicide movie.

They ALL dressed up as Harley for Halloween.

None of them looked good in costume.

>>87965612
No, it just makes scientific sense. It's jarring to think webs would come from his wrist when it comes from a spider's ass.

Which is why the entire argument is entirely insane in the first place. Because this is what everyone IMMEDIATELY thought the first time they heard about organic web shooters and you know it.

Mechanical ones are fine. In fact preferred because they prove Spiderman has intelligence... which is a fucking hallmark of his character.

>>87957141

>Snyder is a good director

One of these things is not like the other

>>87957886

Where's the lie?

>>87959826
This. Holy shit this. I have a friend who's not really into comics but when I said that I'm hoping that the MCU film would be better than the comic he would go on to defend it as if he actually read that shit. Seriously what the fuck

>Hehe Aquaman is lame and useless. I mean his main power is that he talks to fish!

Not even an Aquafag but I never realized this was some kind of meme until I actively looked into normalfags' general reaction to the character.

>>87955571

>"Batman's a detective?"

>>87959146
>comics and cartoons board
>thinks we would rather talk about movies and not comics

>>87965263
Personally I use normalfag, saying normies actually makes you sound like one.

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>>87955571
>Slott writes the best Spider-Man!

>>87955914
>Being this casual.

>>87956473

People that say that shit usually don't know any non-white comic readers.

I ain't black, but I'm brown and have no problem relating to them.

>thinking skin color is the only thing you can relate to in a character

Hue

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>>87955571

I love deadpool cause he's full of memes and jokes

Or

Deadpool was only good when Way was writing him

Aquaman is a useless superhero

>>87958724
But Goku is my favorite. Even so, what kind of elitist bullshit is this? You can't declare one care purely casual. Iron Man's cool, everyone know's that Iron Man's cool.

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>4chan always hated Reddit for being a terrible circlejerk and Tumblr for being full of special snowflakes
>4chan is so much of a circlejerk full of special snowflakes that it uses "normal" as a derogatory term

Makes you think.

>>87965616
No, Clint's bullshit took up too much time and was a false foreshadowing of his death so Whedon could be all like "Han bet you didn't see _that_ coming!" Clint would have been far more enjoyable had he been the one to die. We then see QS training harder with Cap so he's never too slow again and we also see Cap and the Twins have to tell the Bartons about Clint's death, which just spurs QS on even more.

Unless of course you're talking about the AoU comic, in which case I cannot argue you because I never lowered myself to reading any kind of Bendis dreck.

>>87958918
all rodent pokemon are useless

>>87968753
Alolan Raichu is top-tier

>>87955914
Organic webs are only fine with Kaine since he's an inhuman spider monstrosity

Peter, on the other hand, was always a fucking genius.

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>>87957566
>"Superman is a really deep and complex super hero."
No, normies say Superman is boring, overpowered, and there's nothing good about the character.

While Superman isn't super-complex, he's definitely got more thought put into him over his past 70+ years in the business than several other supposedly "deep" characters.

>"haha, sure there's non-superhero comics, but they're just not good lol, sorry if you can't see that"

>>87964111
I explained the general plot which made her ask me why I would enjoy reading the suffering of a Jewish couple.

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>>87955571
>"Hawkeye is useless!"
But that one is true.

>>87969337
I hope you responded by asking her if she liked reading Night in middle school

>>87968961

What are Venoms webs made out of?

>>87969526
Venom

>>87969591

Like the kind of venom spiders have?

Why doesn't spiderman have any venom?

This sounds unfair.

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>>87969681
I can't be doin' with this today

>>87958754
yes

>>87955571
But hawkeye is useless

All of your opinions are fucking shit.
The reality is comics are now mainstream bullshit destinated to antiwhite antiamerican antinostalgia homosexual ethnic people who thinks the 2010's are not complete garbage in every levels.

THE PAST WAS BETTER
WHITE POWER

>>87956103
I don't have a strong opinion either way, but organic webbing always seemed gross and creepy to me. Also, I'm sure one of the many big science baddies could somehow trace the DNA back to Pete.

In defense of organic however, "I forgot webbing" is only interesting the first couple of times, and Peter not sharing his invention kinda negates his whole responsibility thing considering how helpful it could be police forces and such.

>>87970235
>destinated
TV is better now

>>87955802
>>87957766
These fucking annoy the shit out of me, not gonna lie.

>>87970315

Why couldn't he just use venom as webbing?

He is a spider, or I mean, he has spider powers, right?

>>87969361
Kill yourself casualfag

>>87970235
Back to your containment board.

>>87955571
>"Force Awakens was so good! I can't wait to see Rogue One!"

>>87970595
They tried a take on this in one of the Carnage minis, it did not end well for the people using the symbiote-webbing

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>>87955571
>"Batman is cool because he's realistic"

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>>posts about being 'crazy'
>>wants a man to be the Joker to her Harley
>>fucking textbook abusive relationship

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>>87970724

Fuck Symbiote shit, I mean like Spider Venom.

>>87970595
I don't know if you know this, but spiders don't make webs out of venom

>>87970814

Then how does Venom make web?

>>87969591
This anon said he make web from venom.

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>>87970793
>literal spider venom webbing
Alright, hang on, what? Explain this.

>>87970849
it's made of Venom with a capital V

>>87969681
Miles has Venom Blast.

>>87970849
Venom's webs are made of Venom like Carnage's are made of Carnage

>>87970987
>>87970966
>>87970957

Ok, so even if he can't make web from his spider venom, he should still have like a venomous bite or something.

Then all it'd take to defeat an enemy is to catch them in web, or wrap them up in web and bite on their neck, injecting some venom.

>>87955571
>"Hawk eye is obviously the superior archer he , the green arrow just has gimmick arrows going for him."

Shit drives me up the wall.

>you have no idea how important it is to my wife's son for Captain America to to be black for six months

>>87971035
That's literally Miles main power, his Venom Sting, it's also something Jessica Drew and can do, the downfall to this power is that the main writer for the majority of the comics Miles has appeared in were written by Bendis (yea, that Bendis), which means that the Venom Sting has been used as instant ko ability and written so very bad that the idea itself has become some what distasteful. The Venom Sting one shot Blackheart after the Avengers jobber to him.

>>87971197

But how does one do a Venom Sting?

Does it involve biting the enemy?

>>87971230
He just touches them with his finger tips, and was once able to send a shock through webbing to take Peter Parker down in Spider-Men.

>>87971260

Is this something I could learn how to do?

Also, it's kind of lame, it would be 10x better if it involved biting the enemy.

>>87955571
but spider-man is better with organic webs, otherwise hes not very "spidery", just wicked strong and can climb walls.

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>>87971310
>can I learn how to have a comic book super power
it's been a weird day

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>>87971310
Is this a sex thing? I'll bet it is. Itsy-Bsty might have a venom bite she has the 'jaws for it under that mask

>>87971370

I'm sure I could design a sort of finger tip device, that injects killer spider venom into whoever I tap/touch hard enough.

>>87971415
Her web is sharp enough to cut off ears? Without even being pulled tight?

>>87971464
Yep, it's not the first time an evil spider person had razor webbing, do you remember the six armed doppelganger spider-man?

>>87970315
>and Peter not sharing his invention kinda negates his whole responsibility thing considering how helpful it could be police forces and such.
Same reason most militaries are hesitant to give every soldier the absolute best everything without bringing up the budget factor.

Someone will inevitably fuck up and be stupid. This is human nature. They will somehow lose their web-shooter, and some thug will get it. Then suddenly any of the various geniuses Parker deals with get access to his tech, and they use it against him.

This is especially true for comics.

>>87971621
No. Man-Spider?


But my question is, why don't they just get really high up and throw a bunch of pieces of razor web onto the city, then they could slice up all sorts of people.

>>87971772
because not every villain is a mass-murderer

>Snyder's DCEU Superman is what made me like the character

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This is the honest truth.

>Sister's friend
>Has her put his name in her contacts as "Batman"
>Joker/Batman hat
>Batman shirt
>Batman wallet
>Claim that a shit ton of his clothes and item at his house are Batman related
>Ask him if he has a favorite Batman comic
>"Naw, i never read any"

I just thought he was just a normal casual, but

>Chatting up with aforementioned friend
>"So you gonna see Batman V Superman when it comes out?"
Uhh, it came out, like, a long time ago.
>"No, i mean Batman V Superman 2"
>He means Justice League

He also thinks Batfleck didn't kill anyone.

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>>87972006
>>87972017
is it weird that I know exactly what these people look like

>>87972006
Sure, if people like fixing things that aren't broken.

>>87962264
But the reason characters races and genders get changed is because they're movie characters. Normies won't give a shit if you make Goldballs a black lady. They're trying to drag in the social justice money but social justice types don't actually read comics so they have to use the movie characters.

>>87969445
I responded by asking why she's taking a history course if she doesn't want to read about suffering.

>>87971464
It's not actual poison venom, it's an electric shock. I don't know why it's considered a spider power or called a "venom blast", Jessica and Miles are stupid fucking characters.

Also Miles can turn god damned invisible because spiders, amirite?

>>87971197
Reminder that Miguel AKA Spider-Man 2099 has fangs that are venomous

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>>87956706
There's no way. Even if this is b8, you need to leave. You're causing a panic.

>>87964744
Lel. No. That's a weekend first a Chad, Stacy or at least semi-interesting person. Normal-fags are not interesting. Normal-fags are biring as fuck. Typical normal-fag weekends consist of staying at home or going to a bar/club with the occasional movie or family visit. Try to engage with a normal-fag about how you spent your weekend hiking or travelling or some kinda interesting shit and see how jelly and quiet they become

>>87972017
>>Sister's friend
>>Has her put his name in her contacts as "Batman"
>>Joker/Batman hat
>>Batman shirt
>>Batman wallet
>>Claim that a shit ton of his clothes and item at his house are Batman related
>>Ask him if he has a favorite Batman comic
>>"Naw, i never read any"
Holy fuck, I can attest that I've met people like this as well. How can they even live with themselves?

>>87964649
>no normie or fake has ever said any of these

found the fake

>>87955718
it's called piracy retard

>>87974036
>Venomous Fangs

Fuck Yes, this is the REAL shit, Peter Parker WISHES he could go around biting people to kill them.


>Miguel possesses venom glands and pronounced, pointed canine teeth. When he bites a foe, he can release a toxin that temporarily paralyzes his enemy. While the exact makeup of his venom has never been discussed, it seems powerful enough to affect such foes as Thanatos and it differs from real spider venom in that it does not seem to act as a digestive agent. Miguel also cannot retract his fangs and so has had to learn how to speak in a way that does not reveal his teeth. On occasion, this has caused others to accuse him of mumbling

>>87964051
Why the fuck are you on a board which deals with comics if you fucking don't read fucking comics???

>>87976048
Fuck you punk ass nigga, you tryin' to tell me how to live my life?

Also, /co/ is for cartoons.

>>87976048
Comic adaptations are also a thing. I lived in an area where I stopped reading comics because the local convenience store got rid of their comic book stand.

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>>87964744
Is that how Tahoe is now? Jesus christ.

>>87977874
depends on where you are

>>87976048

If I were to read / buy a set of comics, what should I get?

I'm thinking one of the crazy time shits, like the Xmen that takes place in the 1800's or whenever it did, or some 2099 comics. or any recommendations?

>>87978050
Spider-Man Noir

>>87977939
>>87977874

You can't even see the London Bridge from where they are.

It's a nice summer spot though, it's far too cold up there now to go at this time of the year.

>>87978050
I dunno, there's Spider-man 2099, Marvel 1602, Spider-man Noir

just be sure you wait a week or two until Barnes and Noble starts their 3-for-2 sale and just go nuts

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>>87978096
>far too cold up there now to go at this time of the year
nigga do you know how many ski resorts there are up there

>>87978108

Half Price Books is a store close by that sells comics on the cheap.

I bought a few random hentai comics there like 6 years ago.


>>87978122

Yes, I'm gonna drive up there this year to play in the snow, not even skiing or snowboarding, I'm gonna build a motherfucking snowman.
Then I'm gonna drive back to Phoenix most likely the same day.

Or I know a Hotel in Flagstaff that you can lie to easily to get a company rate for a factory they have up there, makes it $40 a night instead of $200

I'd have to pull up a map to remember the name of the factory, but it's a great discount, been doing it for years. (I don't and never have worked at the factory, someone told me about it 8ish years ago, and I do it every other year or so)

>>87978122

Do you want to build a snowman?

>>87956412
>changing the race of characters is great
How do people think like this? Why not just make a new fucking character. Like, why do we have to change existing ones?

>>87978163
>drive from Phoenix to Tahoe and back in one day
isn't that like a 12 hour drive just one way

>>87958724
>It's like saying Goku is your favorite DBZ character
It seems you haven't read the manga and believe that DB started with Raditz. If you actually read the whole manga, you'd see why Son Goku is cool as fuck.

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>>87957566
>"Spiderman doesn't have the hardest life, Batman is way sadder than Spiderman."
I believe this because there's no hyphen. Normies don't know you spell it as Spider-Man.

>>87978203
>Tahoe

I'm tired, I was thinking of Lake Havasu in Arizona.
It's why I mentioned the London Bridge, and Flagstaff >>87978096 >>87978163

The London Bridge is in Arizona.

I haven't slept in over 30 hours, so I'm not to blame for not thinking straight.

Goodnight anon

>>87965263
Normalfag is real name and normie is just normalfags now

>>87978216
it's ok to have Goku as your favorite Dragonball character, but not ok to have him as your favorite Dragonball Z character

>>87978266

I like the little tiny flying guy that kinda looks like a doll. You know the one, he's buddies with the guy with the 3 eyes? Tien?

Like.. Choutzu or something like that. It's been years since I've seen a single episode.
But that little nigga is best character.

>>87965263
>>87978262
yes, Normalfag has been a term here for a while,

Normie is just slang / shorthand for it.

>>87978299
as long as it ain't Goku or Broly, it's alllllllllllright

>>87978266
>as your favorite Dragonball character, but not ok to have him as your favorite Dragonball Z characte
Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z are a singular manga in Japan just called Dragon Ball. The anime separated them to two different shows. Viz followed that when they brought the manga here to market it better. Know your shit. It's Dragon Ball all the way through.

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>>87978323

What's wrong with liking Broly?
His power is maximum

>>87978349
ok but Adult Goku is still garbage

>>87958054

Batman is never alone even without the Robins or the Justice league. Because even without all that there was always Commissioner Gordan. Literally the first thing Batman does when he decides to "become a Bat" is ring a bell and call for Alfred. He was never alone