Lapis Slept Here edition
/sug/'s previous thread >>87869405
Gem Harvest:
Stream: https://marebucks.com/sun/110/
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!91whmaaK!bSvDmv706k-TsUDGnI6g5phAO1Ws-F2D5CRDQlJwDN8
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/YP-SU-1R-04x08.mkv
>Minisodes:
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EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
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1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
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>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
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HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
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http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
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>Show Soundtrack
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>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
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I'm tired
>>87882064
Let it die
Jasper is fat
>>87882355
Jasper is fit
>>87882064
Will andy fuck peridot in exchange for the barn?
>>87882064
Lapis is worst gem by far.
>>87879637
How protecting your friends from alien nazis suddenly Tumblr?
>>87881217
ITS A SHADOW FROM HER SKIRT!
>>87882621
Because they used the term illegal aliens, but it was a joke
>>87882636
that consistently ends an inch above the back of her knee, huh
>>87879473
They bring them all together - Jasper will train them to fight Homeworld.
But she will essentialy have meltdown, so Steven will help her recover by saying that she was doing a great job, and they all need her.
A cute
>>87882621
Because your friends were aliens nazis, as were you. Rose's war was to show others there was another outside of the rigid diamond authority. Shattering gems who didn't know any other way is against the core concept of Rose's rebellion.
And tumblr fucking HATED the message that you need to show people a better way instead of just killing your """"""""""" oppressors"""""""""
>>87882648
>Jasper coming back
>Jasper being redeemed
Oh you're one of those. Reminder the crew has completely forgotten about Jasper and draw her into promo art out of pity because no one asks for her.
New episode when?
Stupid
Tumblr will fun post u all.
dead
>>87882933
Alive!
>>87882933
>tfw your drawthread request still gets posted to this day
>>87882933
>>87882945
>>87883093
Meh, they're passable.
I love Lapis Lazuli so much
>>87882689
So if you run from dictatorship, that never hesitates about killing it's own citizens, and its constantly sending troops to outright KILL YOU, and they never ever bother about how much lives of local inhabitants they will destroy while achieving their goal (which is FUCKING KILLING YOU) - no matter what YOU NEVER ALLOWED KILL ANY OF THEM. You can only talk to them and try to prove your point with kind words.
I'm sure that will work nicely.
>>87882355
W H E N
>>87882355
Big warm piece of quartz.
EARLY MORNING /HOPAL/
>>87883134
Hello indexer, how are you today?
>>87883135
I also hopal for opal
>>87882954
you have my gratitude, good sir
>>87882064
Do you think Lapis farts in bed?
>>87883164
what are your thanksgiving plans /sug/?
>>87883202
Pearl is a sadistic killer inside. She kill things with a smile.
>>87883212
bullet through the head
>>87883147
Is Indexer literally THE scapegoat to be retarded on this general?
>>87883215
After fighting a war for 1000 years, you stop giving a shit about the enemy.
>>87883123
When did Rose say that? You realize Rose and Pearl fucked up many gems during the war? The point was that Bismuth wanted to SHATTER them, when that's simply not necessary. Reminder that the CGs were the agressor, they went around hitting Homeworld colonies and poofing everyone, including the simple bystanders like Sapphire. They weren't running, they were trying to push the invaders off of Earth. The least they could do is not shatter people.
>>87883237
About image res? yes, no one else really cares.
>>87883267
>when that's simply not necessary.
If you don't shatter gems, they are simply going to get back up and fight you again.
>>87883282
Well *I DO*
Does that make me Indexer? Then so be it, I'll be the Autistic Knight to his crusade
Here, take this >>87883097 but better
>>87883317
>>87883237
>>87883134
>indexer pretending he isn't indexer
How cute.
>>87883317
>>87883147
>>87883237
>>87883282
>>87883134
>>87883414
>indexer samefagging this hard
Pathetic
>>87883434
Was I accidentally quoted or...
>>87883486
Shut the fuck up Indexer
>>87883511
>TFW you are Indexer and have been watching everyone else pretend to be you.
>>87883093
>>87883134
>>87883237
Fuck off, Indexer.
who's indexer
>>87883670
but anon, you are indexer
>>87883670
Lurk more
>>87883670
You
>>87883294
not if you bubble them. look, put it this way. I don't think the strict code of the Crystal Gems was "YOU CAN KILL NO ONE. EVER. ONLY LOVE AND PEACE." Friendly reminder that Rose Shattered Pink Diamond. She did what was necessary. War is hard, and the preferable option is that nobody has to die. This isn't true. Perma-death is inevitable in War. But in terms of a Crystal Gem, shattering should be a last resort. Not the normal plan. Rose did it because it was the only thing to spark the Rebellion. Otherwise, she did her best to only poof them. Bismuth was talking about ruthlessly shattering Gems without a hint of remorse for the Life she'd be taking. There's a difference between killing when it's necessary, and killing just because it's easier.
>>87883670
We are all indexer.
Who is Lauren Zuke?
>>87882064
>OP pic
So glad she's gone.
I just went to sug.ro to watch a random episode. my face when Uncle Grandpa episode is on.
>>87883782
Eh. Better that you don't know anon.
>>87883782
It doesn't matter anymore, the memes are dead.
>>87883782
Storyboarder who made some great, and some not so great, episodes. She quit not long ago.
This board memed her in a positive light for a while, now they meme her in a negative light, cause she made a few bad episodes this season
>>87882064
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
>no episode this week
>we're another week from jaspredemption
>>87883989
Cause she ruined Lapis, Peridot and Pearl (with LOooBC)*
>>87884106
>LOooBC?
>>87883486
>that art
>getting flustered because a pretty lady is looking over your shoulder
God these thirsty lesbians are such losers.
>>87884209
Last one out of beach city
>>87884235
That episode was great.
>>87884218
I would definitely get that flustered if a pretty lady was looking over my shoulder.
>>87884265
I know, I'm not the same anon, I'm just saying what looobc means really.
>>87884303
Well, you're a loser too.
>>87884325
I'm just sooo shyyyy
>>87884265
This.
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>87884105
>we're another week from jaspredemption
Stop teasing me man.
>>87884450
>>87884488
Autism
>>87884509
I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion
It wasn’t from the sex it was a blood transfusion
>>87884573
Motherfucker got horse blood...
>>87884265
Yeah i cant imagine why anyone would dislike it. I felt it was completely in character
Put it away
Let it die
>>87885119
>Page 7
This is just sad. Is it because of thanksgiving or something?
>>87885563
Episode was shit and could not provide NEW content to discuss.
>>87885596
>episode was shit
Go away tumblr.
>>87885620
t. Defender
>>87885671
ANDY DID NOTHING WRONG
>>87884106
she didnt deserve that much hate
>>87885688
He didn't, he is just a shit character that isn't as deep as /poltards/ and carlfags are making him out to be.
Personally if he did have those two key features everyone would be agreeing this episode is bad.
>>87885733
You're a fag.
Peridot is cute
>>87885834
t. Carlfag
This shoulda been demayo general. It all shoulda been. Forever.
>>87885842
a cute frog*
>>87886019
I ate them Steven. I ate them all
There a new episode today?
>>87886387
It's not even thursday bro what are you doing
the episode is next week
>>87886387
Sadly no
any quick simple draw request?
I got 15 minutes
>>87886624
Steven and Amy eating turkey or something
>>87886624
request peridot sleep
>>87886624
Sapphire shooting a gem
>>87886624
Jasper arm wrestling Rebecca Sugar pt. II
>>87886624
Lapis cosplay as Pearl
>>87886019
So, Connie would be Liz, then. Who'd be Odie? And Nermal?
>>87886836
That's sapphire
>>87886980
Cute. Amy's gonna swallow that sucker whole.
>>87882064
is this a porky pig/daffy duck reference?
I haven't watched it since this time last year how much has the status quo changed
>>87887278
Peridot is a CG, Lapis is friends with the CG for some reason and they're living together like some lapidot fanfiction thanks to zuke. Jasper is corrupted/bubbled, Steven is as strong as Amethyst
>>87887278
well, they dumped the rest of season 3 this summer. Get out of here and go catch up.
>>87887278
Everything has gone to shit
>>87886019
MEMEING THE BARN AS USUAL
Why is there so little PearlxPeridot art?
>>87887542
>>87886019
Why wasn't discount supervillain hired instead of tang, his memes are way funnier
>>87887542
Literally the worst combination.
Where the fuck are my Connie episodes?
>>87887801
In the trash where they belong
>>87886480
>It's not even thursday bro what are you doing
Oh yeah...
Damn I need to sleep more.
>>87887542
>>87887801
Not soon enough. I want Connie injected into my eyeballs so I can see her all the time.
>>87882546
poel
>>87887945
Stop that.
>>87887945
>>87888075
No!
Go on do it
Someone post an image of three miscarriages
>>87888263
fetus deletus
so when are the next episodes?
>>87888413
January
>>87887542
>>87888568
>Shit taste
>>87888568
>rose
>high femme
All quartz are butch as hell
Also take your tumblr terms and get the fuck out
>>87888413
December
where were you when peridot betrayed the gems, became the emperor on earth and formed an alliance with the diamonds leading humanity to a new age of prosperity
>>87888568
>degenerated terms
>shit taste
>poor editing
>>87888887
I was too busy shattering her.
>>87888038
I want to lick those pits.
>>87888887
Season 5 was nuts
>>87884544
>>87884509
>>87884450
And then Steven´s father marries her.
Does anyone feel like Peridot's design is kind of lacking from the neck down? When she still had her limb enhancers, her modular fingers were really expressive, but without them her design kind of relies on her face. Maybe that's intentional, to show that she (and by extension, most modern Homeworld Gems) is all brains and relies on machines for most things, but I can't help but feel like the leotard doesn't say much about Peridot besides "really likes Yellow Diamond", which isn't even true anymore. What would you guys suggest for a costume change?
>>87889213
She should go nude.
>>87888514
>>87889213
Basic design for easy identification and diamond loyalty. I think she should base her design from CPH, like some camper like design with a scarf; and of course stars.
>>87889213
even just stars instead of diamonds would be fine.
>>87888568
Sardonix is a hell of a lot more femme than Rose.
>>87889276
I don't care how evil the gem is or how fucked up her poofing is, I'm cheering when Peridot poofs.
>>87889367
Because you hate her, or because you want to see her new design?
>>87889452
Pretty sure all us Perifags will celebrate the day she poofs. Unless her new design is shit of course.
>>87889367
I'm not sure if it was intentional, but it made sense that she was scared every time garnet was around
>>87889516
when Garnet touched her back and she reacted in self defense, that was definitely intentional.
>>87889213
I see what you mean, but it seems the majority of HW gems have a pretty simple and dull uniform. I'm sure once Peridot poofs and reforms with a CG outfit it will be much more expressive.
Btw while it may not be as unique and noticeable as those awesome modular fingers, Peridot is still without it very expressive when it comes to her hand/fingers. She's the kind of person who talks a lot with hand gestures too.
Just look here (I think I remember Rebecca mentioned she animated Peridot's hands here in this scene): http://timebenderss.tumblr.com/post/144783912955/peridot-being-the-gayer-than-i-ever-thought
Flockmods are allowed here right?
http://flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral
http://flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral
http://flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral
>>87889586
I'm so tired of the gay meme . it doesn't even make sense there
>>87887666
evil trips
>>87889667
Kek I was going to add a spoiler text at first warning about ignoring this tumblr person adding the "GAY" text irrelevant to this gif set.
peridot adventures by John K. would you watch?
>>87889658
Just don't spam them constantly.
So finally the official comics are going to include Peridot and Lapis. Its about time.
http://www.denofgeek.com/us/books-comics/steven-universe/260171/steven-universe-gets-ongoing-comic-series-from-boom
if the art is like the first few cover pages than it's already better than the other comics we've had.
>>87888754
From the thumbnail I thought they were sitting on a humanoid jack-o-lantern with a supple ass.
Why am I this way...
Only 28 more hours until the sweet release of death
>>87889367
>>87889483
Same. Peridot is my fave, but I can't wait to see her getting poofed. The Kindergarten Kid felt like such a tease dang it.Although I'm now happy it will probably happy in a more serious episode
>>87889987
Do you mean a new episode? Than you'll need to add another whole week to those 28 more hours
jaspearl or bust
>>87890006
They meant till we're back to /trash/ all together.
>>87889988
*it will probably happen
Shitty autocorrect ruining my triple dubs
>>87890076
the mods wont bad this general until the week after no episode announcements. So this'll stay around until December 8th. Not like it matters, the lack of activity here makes this place identical to trash minus the porn.
why are we here sug
just to suffer
>>87890165
just to meme
>>87890043
The good ship
Someone drew a Jaspearl fusion on the flockmod, come join
http://flockmod.com/stevenuniversegeneral
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>>87890461
What do you think Connie tastes like?
>>87890710
your art is not good take drawing lessons..
>>87890710
Poo not located in loo
>>87890043
Oh hey, you're alive
good morning
...where is everyone?
why does everyone draw stevonnie with tits? she's shapey but definitely flat
>>87891268
Kill yourself
>>87891322
ive already tried multiple times, ill try harder next time
>>87891380
Good
i ate two eggs like an hour ago and I'm a bit anxious
>>87891448
Kill yourself
>>87891380
please don't
>>87891380
You try to kill yourself with a ball loaded flintlock pistol? I knew a guy who tried to do that once, was gonna blow his brains out on an overpass in such a way that his corpse would backflip into traffic.
Cops got him before he could do it though, illegally parked.
We're getting some crying and mental breakdowns next episode right? No way Pearl would've stayed calm right after Rose died, I wont believe for one second she saw anything positive in Steven when he was first born.
>>87891515
but guns are illegal
i just get a knife
>>87886019WII GAME
>>87891539
Hope we get to see Pearl trying to kill herself too; I shouldn't expect anything less.
>>87891539
i think greg is gonna lie on his story and stevens gonna find out
>>87891632
>Pearl: That's not exactly what happened
>Greg: Its best we keep those details forgotten.
>>87891559
>But guns are illegal
Are you a yuropoor?
>>87891673
yeah cause im sure pearl freaked the fuck out but greg is telling the story and he doesnt want to traumatize his son
>>87891764
If Pearl tried to kill/hurt Steven, tired to self harm/suicide than I could see Greg keeping it a secret, and to keep the family show rating.
>>87891751
no school shootings over here
>>87891897
no mudslime rape-gangs over here
>>87891973
>implying
>>87883989
Zuke was my favorite boarder and now she's gone. And for the next 9 months it wont sink in until finally all her work is gone but not dead and still broadcast in another boarders skin. The world is dark.
>>87892036
Is Zuke actually gone or is it just a meme?
She's my favourite as well
my theory is that zuke was the crew's sex slave and they replaced her cause she was getting to old
>>87892036
Only on here seem to believe she has left, never brought up on reddit and tumblr
I don't know why I thought cracked Lapis was blind. I thought there was more evidence than just her eyes missing.
>>87891271
There's a slight curve to her chest. She's small, but not flat.
>>87892119
Zuke was the crew's pet autistic hippo but the cost of feeding her was coming out of CN's wallet and after CN told them that they weren't willing to pay for it anymore the crew was forced to ship Zuke back to the Zoo she came from
>>87892036
Zuke a shit and I'm glad she quit.
>>87892238
Framing this post
Perla
>>87892238
I imagine at least one of the crewniverse is reading this post and shaking their head in disappointment
>>87892238
they found her in a basement, took her with them and purposely trained her wrong as a joke
>>87892269
es mierda
>>87889890
Fantastic cover art. Hopefully the art won't degrade half way like that one with Connie's school.
>>87892120
Post this on Tumblr then tag it with #lapidot and see what happens
>>87892100
It's a meme. Until there's an actual statement from her or Sugar it will stay a meme
POIL
>>87892777
lucky poil
>>87892777
Trips poel
>>87890808
L-LEWD... go on ',:^)
>>87891271
DELETE THIS
NOW
STEVONNIE IS A DELICATE FLOWER AND MY WAIFU
>>87892866
It's two kids, man. Are you a double pedophile?
>>87892738
Rebecca/Zuke probably don't plan on announcing it because they know it's going to cause Tumblr to go into an autistic rage, there's plenty of evidence pointing towards it being true, people on this site are smarter than those on Tumblr and Reddit and should be able to take a hint.
>>87892777
the blue one?
>>87892888
no. hebe
>>87892888
No dumbass
Stevonnie is an EXPERIENCE
>>87892866
Do you want to fuck Stevonnie or do you want Stevonnie to fuck you?
>>87892898
Sure thats way more likely you fucking idiot
>>87892777
7 is the most magically powerful number
>>87892923
It's an annoyance. Steven and Connie's strengths are when they are contrasted, not when they are one character, who is like 90% Connie, 10% optimistic Steven, and an extra 100% overpowered to fight the Ultimate Quartz without issue.
>>87892898
>people on this site are smarter than those on Tumblr and Reddit
>>87892866
what's wrong with her being flat?
flatties are sexy
>>87892923
And Steven being mad, instead of Connie, ranks as number 2 as the most out of character thing in this show. Greg and that warp whistle still takes first though.
>>87892943
You don't the Crewniverse noticed the autistic rage Tumblr went into after Zuke deleted her Twitter? If they find out Zuke quit it'll be just like that but worse.
>>87892923
>Stevonnie is an EXPERIENCE
Like going to jail?
>>87892928
Why not both?
>>87893006
I want to believe that anyways
>>87886886
Amethyst as Odie
For Nermal, maybe... Steven, but in his more optimistic mood
>you will never cum inside steven and connie at the same time through stevonnie
>>87893023
Did you skip warp tour retard? Of course you did. A retard saying OoC probably jumped on after Jailbreak and skipped the first season entirely
>>87893072
>wanting to cum inside steven
he's not for fug
>>87892738
>the only faggots that would deny that she quit are retarded lapidotfags
>>87893085
>I bitch about something in Season 1
>"hurr durr, have you never seen Season! Let me reference fucking Warp Tour for some reason.
Fuck Stevonnie, fuck out of character Steven, and fuck Season 1.
>>87891539
I hope so
Can't believe I'm saying this but I miss the crying and singing
>>87883147
>>87883148
Still waiting to see the upgraded Opal. Amethyst have a new outfit and her bond with Pearl is also getting much more stable.
>>87893137
>doesn't even deny not having seen warp tour
Ayyyyy lmao. Entire existence discarded.
>>87893137
>fuck Season 1.
fuck YOU
>>87893029
i'd like to think that crewniverse is smart enough to ignore the fans entirely rather than keep tabs on them and repeatedly get triggered by their autistic infighting
and anyway, these days they're probably too busy crying about trump when they're not at work to pay attention to much else
>>87893137
He's referencing warp tour because Steven snaps at Garnet in it and gets irrationally angry when the gems don't listen to him.
Way to prove his point.
>>87893178
What does my comment have to do with Warp Tour? Really, I didn't see Peridot's premiere episode?
>Implying
>implying
>implying
Stop implying and tell me what the fuck Warp Tour has to do with shit. The gems not believing Steven, if thats whats being implied, was not out of character.
>>87893214
he probably was grumpy due not getting enough sleep though
>>87893137
>fuck season 1
lmao. are you one of those people who cry because every episode isn't a continuity episode?
>>87893214
That was understandable because Steven indeed saw something, and being told you're just naive, repeatedly was frustrating. Perhaps a little OoC, but nothing compared to Greg's selfishness and Steven being mad about a dance.
>>87893260
No, I'm one of those people who dont think townies and lore are separate but equal concepts. It's called integration.
>>87893137
Season one was the only good SU season
Who here still /believes/?
>>87892866
>you will never fuck Stevonnie and help Steven and Connie experience their first simultaneous orgasm
>>87893314
>this retarded
Wrong. Just because Steven was discovering his powers with nameless corrupt gems doesnt make it the best season. Some of the worst episodes are from Season 1.
>>87893314
Reminder that 1B is Rebecca's favorite season
>>87893323
I don't.
>>87893335
>Some of the worst episodes are from Season 1.
And some of them are from seasons 2, 3, and 4.
>>87893323
I believe in Steven and always will
I even managed to get candlejack to bel
>>87893335
this
season 1 had a lot of bad filler episodes
>>87893332
>you will never fuck Connie's pussy and jerk Steven's cock at the same time in one package
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>87893335
And even though more of the worst episodes are from later seasons, and a lot of the best episodes are from season one, and the memebarn also didn't exist back then, and also the homeworld gems were still cool, and the CGs were still likable, and there was a sense of magic and wonder in every episode, and the filler episodes were generally more fun
>>87893137
>fuck out of character Steven
What? Season 1 is when Steven's character was defined.
Season one also has the best animation quality overall, aside from Helen Jo episodes.
>>87893462
Ugly fat dyke.
>>87893462
I miss the good ol days when I thought we were going to get to see Jasper play baseball
>>87893137
>fuck out of character Steven
>fuck season 1
Do you understand the concept of irony?
>>87893515
That was a good week.
>>87893493
I wasnt referencing Season 1, I was referencing Beach City Drift.
>>87893484
>Implying Peridot made the show worse
Memebarn wasn't Peridot's arc, so it doesnt matter.
>>87893472
connie is a lonely weeb. hshe has done things with her electric toothbrush
>>87893462
Jason is my wife.
>>87893524
I wasn't referencing Season 1.
>>87893526
Peridot made the show worse as soon as she lost her limb enhancers and changed the title from Steven Universe into Meme Universe
>>87893462
>not covering her gem
>>87893594
How did Peridot's development on Earth make the show worse? It only got bad the minute Lapis started living in the Barn with her. Before, it was fine, she turned Steven into a mentor.
>>87893559
>>87893554
Season 1 established Steven can get angry when pushed.
It also established every character's personality and belief system. Saying fuck season 1 and then saying fuck out of character actions then you're contradicting yourself.
Wine momsper
>>87893618
>>87893559
Gross
>>87893525
The best week was Catch and Release. Back when leaks weren't a thing and Peridemption out of nowhere. The fanart spawned afterwards were glorious.
Oh...JAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPER
>>87893626
Read the comment: >>87893023
Fuck Season 1's filler, but it had nothing to do with character development. I was talking about Beach City Drift. That fuck was because Season 1 was brought up for no reason. Although fuck House Guest, which was in Season 1 , and Greg was out of character.
>>87893661
*cancer
>>87893681
Rose?
>>87893690
>fuck fuck fuck
Get a better vocabulary you fucking idiot
>>87893615
>she turned Steven into a mentor.
>could have had episodes of Steven teaching Peridot and Lapis about life and death and love and birth, and peace and war on the planet Earth
>teaching them the same way Rose taught the other Crystal Gems
>everything coming together in a great harmonious circle
>instead we got Future Boy Zoltron
Sometimes this show makes me feel sad inside my soul.
>>87893722
At least my commas are better than yours, fucking idiot.
>>87893690
>Greg was out of character
He was being lazy and needy.
>>87893651
Perfect
>>87893738
Peridot has spent her entire life subservient to others. She needs independence and to learn about earth herself.
Future boy zoltron was a good episode :^)
>>87893777
>>87893738
The homeworld trio were supposed to be Steven's own "three long stories" but the idea got retconned for Lapis and Peridot doing jack shit at the Meme Barn
>>87893785
>She needs independence
>Lapis gets shoved into a barn with her and later a pumpkin dog
She just can't win, can she?
>>87893822
>>87893837
Independence doesn't mean being alone.
>>87893834
The upside is that Peridot has attack drones, apparently. So she's still fidgeting with technology thats sophisticated. I wish they would focus on that, rather than just being a gag but whatever.
>>87893785
Kill yourself
>>87893915
Well it looks like my Christmas shopping is sorted.
>>87893991
>>87893999
>not getting all your relatives body pillows of pearl
WTF I want to fuck Jasper now
Do you think Steven is cute?
>>87894045
Why do people hate this episode
>>87894065
Because they can't stand having their masculinity questioned.
Steven is confident in his sexuality which is why he so easily acts feminine.
>>87894039
I want to feed Jasper a lot of hamburgers
>>87894045
He a cute kid, just like Andy said.
>>87894065
>>87894084
Because it was actual filler where nothing happened with important characters and it made Sadie worse.
>Alien rock girl who had pretty much no experience with humans
>Still not a single episode of her trying to hang out around townies in beach city
>Only episode of Peridot going to beach city has her interacting exclusively with Steven
For fucks sake Sugar, you have a comedy gold episode practically gift wrapped for you and you just stick it in the corner.
>>87894101
Who the fuck is Andy?
>tfw leaving on Dec 1st and won't be able to watch the episode
>>87882355
you're fat
>>87894114
She interacts with Smiley
>>87894134
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRICKIN' BARN
>>87894114
Shut the fuck up Perifag, pretty much all waifufags besides Pearlfags are suffering
>>87894138
Watch it on your phone
>>87894024
I'd rather have Garnet, there'd be just more pillow to hug.
>>87894149
That episode where Peridot wonders if humans can also be attached like clusters and sticks Andy's head onto a black guys body
>>87894164
>besides Pearlfags
>>87894164
All Jasperfags know is suffering.
>>87882064
Just spent 10 minutes laughing at OP's pic.
>>87894165
I'll be in an airplane.
she can eat everything she wants without consequences! remember kids, be like Opal!
>>87894164
Only jasperfags are suffering and they deserve it for having shit taste
>>87894197
At least we have it better than Ruby Squadfags, maybe.
>>87894185
It's sick, but I like the idea of Peridot being casually cruel to humans in the name of research. Like when she pushed Greg off the roof to see if he could fly.
>>87883212
Beer in stomach. Repeat until unconscious.
>>87894102
I thought it was fun and it was interesting to see that Barb is actually an overbearing mother. Definitely not as bad as some other episodes I've watched.
>>87894213
Most airplanes will let you use your phone unless they are landing or taking off and a lot have wifi.
>>87894164
/freaks/ get it rough too, you know.
>>87894114
She has interacted with Greg, Mr. Smiley and Andy. Not saying that I don't want to see these barn gems interact with more townies but "not a single episode" is not true.
It sure would have been great to see Pearl, Garnet, Peridot and Lapis go shopping in Gem Harvest...
>>87894261
Well I haven't traveled by airplane in 6 years but as far as I can remember they don't allow phones and they most definitely don't have wifi.
>>87894232
>Docfag
rubyfags are pedophiles
>>87894286
The issue is they're usually just short jokes and Steven always acts as an intermediary so nothing ever goes too wrong.
I'm just saying, it'd be fun to see Peridot or Lapis walk into the pizza shop and be like "hello lesser lifeforms, how are your biological processes today?" while carrying around two skateboards.
>>87894255
I like it because it's enforces this recurring theme in SU where adults/authority figures are flawed, or make bad decisions despite good intentions.
Jasper as a crystal gem? Yay or nay?
>tfw I don't want her to lose her edge like Peridot and Lapis did
>tfw it's only possible for her to get screen time if she becomes a gem
:(
>>87894292
6 years is a long time. Shit has changed. Phones only mess with the radio between the tower and the plane. Since that's only needed for take off and descent you can use your phone in between. And even during descent you can have a phone on if its in airplane mode.
>>87894379
Too out of character for her to become one.
>>87883681
too short
both of them are actually
>>87894379
YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY
>>87894138
haaa, unintentional shade at Jasper
as long as you got wifi, you can download the episode later. Or before if the leakers come through somehow.
>>87894427
Amethyst or Peridot would work.
Too bad amyfags don't exist, huh?
>>87894185
remember that story he told about how he lost his balls when a corrupted gem bit them off
>>87894379
I won't know if memesper is better or worse than deadsper until I meet her, so I say bring it on.
>>87894473
>I wasn't listening
>These is what, puddin' tubes?
>>87894454
>we'll never see her crazy grin ever again
K I L L M E
>>87884573
why would you take blood from a horse. And put it in your BODY?
If you had gotten it from horse sperm I would at least have a little respect for you but that's just weird.
>>87894379
Not a self-declared Crystal Gem, just healed and living on Earth because she sees it as her home planet.
>>87894411
I guess. It's a 15-hour long trip so I do expect there to be wifi then.
>>87894454
What worries me is that where I'm traveling to, there is no wifi, so the only chance I'd get at watching the episode on that day is if I can catch some internet, either in the airplane or at the airport.
why is half the fanbase so cripplingly autistic?
>>87887801
we were gonna get some but staff hurting their arms boarding them
>>87894491
you've already met memesper
>ROOOSSSEEEE
>>87894492
yeah that's it
lap up that free puddin'
mr. smiley left it just for you!
>>87894470
>Too bad amyfags don't exist, huh?
Represent
>>87894470Actually I'm a Pearlfag but Amy is close second.
>>87894562
how do you guys feel about episodes that aren't boarded by zuke and florido?
>>87894547
That was pre-redemption vegetasper. Memesper happens when she becomes a fatass and starts dancing on stage while singing about how much she loves food
>>87894528
Because half are literal children and the other half know it purely because it features non-heteronormative characters.
It had a built-in terrible fandom, unlike something like Invader Zim which had to grow one naturally.
>>87894583
The only character Zuke has done justice to is Amethyst.
>>87894618
Big warm pieces of quartz
>>87894643
Yes
>That episode where Peridot learns about sex on the internet and wants to try it out, but doesn't quite understand the cultural norms of Earth so ends up raping Stevens
>>87894583
Joe, Jeff and Colin always do a good job, Raven and Paul draw all the characters a little ugly so I don't care, Katie's fine, Lamar's a wildcard but he did do pic related.
Who are more bulliable, Perifags or Pearlfags?
>>87894692
>like this mountain over here!
>>87894528
Only half?
>>87894774
>>87894503
>that grin
She's trying so hard and I love it.
http://www.fernsehserien.de/steven-universe/folgen/the-new-crystal-gem-1039492
Has this German site been right about episodes before?
>>87894850
Nein
>>87894805
Baby got back but we might never get to see it
>>87894903
>>87894903
Depends on what her cg outfit looks like really
>>87894975
>>87882064
>Thread made 12 hours ago
>Only 400 posts
What happened?
>>87894750
Pearl can be somewhat serious at times, so it can be upsetting when she gets bullied. Perifags embrace their walking meme machine.
>>87895000
We died because the episode was weak
>dude brad lmao
>>87894975
>>87894994
I have a strong craving for more SoL
>>87894379
>tfw it's only possible for her to get screen time if she becomes a gem
Nah. She could just cause trouble for the CGs like she did in S3. That would be nice.
Leaks when?
>>87894951
So why is there a writer on this show that identified herself as a gender that cannot be medically diagnosed? I honestly hope she did quit because that is just not professional.
>>87895104
>>87895096
What would be the point of her emotional breakdown in Earthlings and healing her from corruption if she was just going to go back to being a retard villain who was so pathetic while stranded on Earth that the best plan she could come up with was to catch a bunch of brainless dogs and try to make an army out of them
>>87895162
Because the fans gave her attention.
Just like the fans gave Matt attention and he turned out to be the worst kind of person you could ever have running the show.
A troll.
>>87895162
I hate tumblr non genders as much as any sane person but that's a retarded argument.
Larsidot is the best ship
>>87895187
Okay, you got me there.
Another idea I had was that she just pretends to ally with the CGs until another ship comes for her. Rose seemed to want her, so why not just pretend to give her what she wanted while discovering stuff about your enemies?
>>87895162
She's always been a retarded woman-child and thankfully she probably did quit, but a lot of the blame should be put om Sugar for hiring mediocre artists with no work experience off of Tumblr and expecting them to fit the bill
>>87895191
Cüm ut tröll
>>87895170
>>87895170
>>87893915
Jasper's hair is a huge portion of her appeal to me.That and her immense, undying loyalty. Hubba hubba.I hope she's just as hairy in other places.kill me.
>>87895298
>>87895260
Or letting said mediocre artist hook another mediocre artist up with a job.
>>87895329
>femanons are this thirsty
Dreading to think of the idea of Lapidot becoming canon, especially if its from a Hillary/Zuke boarded episode.
Also, do tumblrs actually think this scene is a strong hint of romance? Or are they just trolling?
>>87895329
Cringe.
>>87895211
I'm really just trying to start a discussion, not used to /sug/ being this slow.
>>87895384
They're delusional if you couldn't aready tell.
>>87895384
Lapidot can't be canon as long as Larsidot is canon, anon
>>87895384
Yes, just like whenever I use Tumblr Savior to blacklist Lapidot and the top SIX FUCKING POSTS are all Lapidot. It's all trolling, of course.
>>87882064
What is going on in this pic
>>87895384
When tumblr wants two characters to end up together so much as breathing in the same room will be seen as a sign of romance.
Shipfags are extremely autistic.
>>87895384
zuke is dead and hopefully this ship will be buried as well.
>>87895330
>>87894045
would fug
>>87895479
>>87895384
The only crewniverse has member who shipped that shit ship is dead. Lapidot's chances for becoming canon are now 0 and even the fanservice Zuke liked shoving into her episodes will soon come to end
>>87895527
so cute
>>87895527
>you will die
>>87895563
Always top cute
yall fighting for all your ships but i honestly think the crewniverse will just leave it open so to not debunk the fans ships (between gems)
>>87895595
>yall
>>87895572
>filename
Tumblr has been mentioned, in a thread that has nothing to do with it, 41 (forty-one) times. By the time I click post, it'll probably be higher.
You /co/cks need to really reflect on who looks down on who. If all you do is post about how "we're not tumblr", while tumblr is comfortable discussing the actual show, then the sad autistic no lifes might just be 4chan projection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ
>>87895384
I'm sure some of them are serious, not like they know anything about relationships anyway.
Hey, what if
What if Lapidot is still largely present after Zuke episodes are all finished?
Will you guys still blame her?
All this tumblr discussion made me look at the Lapidot tag on tumblr for a laugh and..
>>87895633
It'd still be a shit ship.
>>87895618
Tumblr x 4chan is a tale as old as time
>>87895589
Yeah
>>87895633
She planted the seeds, we can't just ignore the tree.
>>87893857
She's so handsome..
>>87895618
A lot of tumblr filenames are guaranteed to be among those.
>>87895633
I'd blame Zuke and Tang.
>>87895633
Tumblr
It won't be.
Tumblr Tumblr
Tumblr
>>87895633
That'll confirm if it was actually Zuke's doin or not.
>>87895623
>140,000 views
>16,000 subscribers
I remember when this video first came out and the guy had like sub 3000 subscribers.
>>87895330
>>87895682
>two dots
>>87895618
Well if you weren't a retard you would have realized about half of those are filenames and links and another significant percentage isn't actually complaining about the site in any way.
>>87895701
Pretty much every single "Lapidot" moment people screenshot and freak about is boarded by Zuke
>>87895706
Yeah if you shill something hard enough I guess it becomes popular. That's like the twentieth time I've seen that posted here.
>>87895709
>Jasper frequently uses her tits in combat
>>87895633
naturally
Jasper is ugly as sin and she looks like a man.
>>87895755
>>87890746
>>87890710
Nah, it's alright.
>>87895792
>>87895721
>puts in a space to eliminate underscores
Good job, anon. It was nearly half, bitch.
>>87895706
it keeps getting posted, is it worth a watch?
>>87895649
is that supposed to be peridot? why would peridot wear peridot merchandise? why would peridot merchandise exist in a world where peridot is real?
>>87895791
Jasper is my hot ugly as sin manly beautiful strong wife
>>87895618
>it's because of trolls like these that people are autistic enough to delete the "tumblr_" and image resolution from filenames
>>87895633
"Still" largely present? Lapidot is almost entirely in the fandom's head.
>>87883670
indexer is the physical manifestation of humanity's collective autistic energies. it first manifested in /hsg/ where it would post the highest-resolution image in response to anyone who, accidentally or otherwise, posted a downscaled image. it later reemerged in /sug/, drawn to its radiation of autism energy.
>>87895649
S-she's so cute!
>>87895791
I want to make Jasper hurt.
>>87895816
>nearly half
More than half, anon.
>>87895822
I'd bang her, make her say clod during organism.
>>87893651
Haha. Gayyy!
>>87895852
The actual tumblr bitching was nearly half.
>>87895819
it's alright. He goes off tangents quite a bit, and his actual points have generally been discussed to death elsewhere.
His editing and voice are nice, though.
I like how his criticism of the bg art, voice acting, and singing were minimally covered, since that part's pretty subjective.
>>87894850
no; notice how it lists gem harvest twice on the same day. originally one of them was simply called "the war" so this listing is probably just an alternate name for three gems and a baby (though i can't see how they came up with "the war" as a placeholder based on the plot of gem harvest)
>>87895871
My sides shot out so hard, they shattered a Diamond.
>>87895816
And if you bothered to read them, you'd see that even the few that talk about the site in a negative way are entirely appropriate to the context and not signs of some dumb obsession.
>>87895838
yes, because it's a crackship come true. Like how Korrasami was a fun idea played around with in the fandom until the final episode and Word of God confirming the relationship.
Three gems and a baby leaks when
>>87895815
>>87883670
class 3 meme entity. it can be summoned posting a downscaled image. it feeds of autism.
the spell "do your work image bitch" posted alongside can make him temporarily go away
>>87895922
It was never a crack ship and it has not come true. A crack ship would be something like Lars/Pink Diamond.
I NEED CUTE GEMS
>>87895938
Sunday.
>>87895947
>>87895922
My ship will never come true...
>>87895983
>A crack ship would be something like Lars/Pink Diamond.
Aw man, I had high hopes for that one.
>>87895430
The only way I'd be hyped for a Lars episode
>>87895682
scarey sexy
>>87896036
>tfw you will never have your own devoted orange war machine
>>87895871
Just taking a guess, but I'm pretty sure she would be alright with that if not wanting to do it.
>>87884076
>Steven is a weapon
But how exactly is Steven going to become "the weapon".
>>87896042
Jasper redemption would be funniest shit ever, her character would just feel so out of place.
>>87895983
oh. I guess I've been using that word incorrectly.
Peri/Lapis was still pretty far-fetched back when people started shipping shortly after Warp Tour.
>>87896083
Its coming anon, brace yourself
>>87896063
Ever roleplayed during sex? Love to try that one day
>>87895356
J-jesus anon.
>>87895370
I'm aMan
>>87895985
Hear hear.
>>87896083
Like vegeta and piccolo both were in DBZ. Vegeta never even said he was sorry for nearly killing them all.
>>87896062
>jasper will never launch you into space with her giant arms
>>87896080
Don't talk to the bot anon, that's just weird.
>>87896111
I fear her corrupted state wont be resolved for quite sometime. curing corruption sounds very endgame.
>>87896128
Soon
>>87896145
SOON
>>87896145
Season 6 is confirmed jasperdemption season anon
>>87896111
Even if she does get healed, there's no reason to believe she won't just go right back to trying to kill everybody. She's not obligated to return any favors.
>>87896184
Considering this place is far less active than a general /sug/ was like 5 or so months ago, would we still be a thing by then?
>>87896193
Shes tired of losing and being alone. Thats all it takes, once you hit rock bottom the only place to go is Steven
>>87896184
>now vs then
>>87896134
Ah okay.
>>87896209
We'll be around until mods decide to just ban generals altogether.
I think we were pretty active this summer for that fuckhuge bomb.
>>87896251
>>87896193
That is true, if they could cure corruption. What precautions will they take just in case she does attack them right away? It will obviously happen though, as Steven will want to give her another chance.
>>87896123
I wish. If I met a girl that would be down with it I totally would.
Isn't this general getting banned tomorrow?
>>87896172
>Jasper will never be so desperate for fusion that she drops to her knees and begs you to fuse with her
>>87896231
I just can't comprehend the idea of that being enough to convince her. She resents herself for simply being born on earth, what could possibly make her want to give a shit about it?
>>87896317
Yeah....or this happens
>>87895633
of course
>>87896336
You've never suffered defeat have you anon. You've never been pounded into the dirt and had every single attempt to climb out be repulsed with ease. You don't know what its like down here, you get tired of slaming yourself into a wall eventually, it hurts, your whole body hurts, you're covered in scars. You just want to sleep. Earth is good for that, earth is good for stepping back and taking a look at whats really important and how you plan to get yourself back on track.
Look at Zuko if you really want to know how its gonna happen
>>87896285
>jasper wearing Nappa's clothes.
I always though Peridot resembled Vegeta and Jasper resembled Raditz. Though neither character acts like them.
>>87896336
Only real way I could Jasper completely redeeming is if Pink Diamond is still alive or the story of the pink diamond shattering is twisted/lie.
What appeal do you think you'd have for the crystal gems?
What makes you think you'd be able to love and support them the way they need to be?
>Jasper
She needs someone to inspire her passion and give direction to her immense power. She isn't looking for a partner. She wants someone to make her better.
>>87896340
Gotta love extra edgy tumblr art
>>87896390
Could see something alone of the lines of Zuko happening, after getting cured by Steven she decides to be alone for a while, and only just shows up to help when real shit goes down.
>>87896417
>not inspiring your waifu
Pleb
>>87896390
I know Jasper's pain very well. But a perfect warrior should never need rest. She should never need self-closure. Getting "tired" of getting tossed down and thrown around is simply a failure to uphold her "perfection" title.
>>87896209
>>87896269
/sug/ itself is pretty okay in terms of activity.
90% of the peeps shitposting during talkback/show time are meta posters and people who feel the need to repeat everything the show is saying.
>>87896397
Jasper is a lot more like vegeta character wise but Peridot is more like vegeta design wise
>>87896447
Heres the thing, she doesn't know the corruption is from the diamonds, neither does peri. None of the hw trio know what the fuck is actually going on. Well maybe lapis.
>>87896478
Why would Centipeetle know about it when Jasper wouldn't? Seems a little odd, don't you think?
>>87896468
Sure shes perfect, but shes always alone. Shes always at her full potential where as the rest of the cast always have help and they always win because of it. Thats the point, its not a failure on her part as perfection its a failure to have a team, to have anyone to watch her back.
>>87894709
>Lapis gets jealous so she rapes Pearl to try and get back at them
>>87896500
Because peetle literally lived through it? Jasper probably made it off planet and has no idea what it is. Peridot knows about the war and has no idea what the corruption is and Jasper seemed to think earth was the reason for the corruption.
>>87896454
Bear in mind...
You'd need to either be a super powered Charismamancer or a CONSUMATE badass. To be able to fill her mind with visions of glory. Unity and purpose.
>>87896525
Not after her corruption you wouldn't.
>>87896500
>>87896523
The Diamonds are painted to be the perfect and rational beings, I doubt the corruption bomb was ever recorded. All it took was a 2 minute conversation with Peridot for her to realize YD was full of shit.
>>87896145
This show doesn't deal in endgames or any sort of direction, it does whatever it wants to do by pulling plot hooks that are just plausible enough from its ass. If Steven suddenly finds out how to cure corruption, cures Jasper and simply doesn't even try to cure the others, without anyone mentioning it, it won't be any different from the usual order of things.
>>87896478
Reminder that Lapis is going to crazy at some point and play the diamond corruption song with her mirror powers to corrupt the CGs
>>87896504
Maybe I'm just being too harsh on her. I put Jasper too high on a pedestal and tend to forget that she has feelings too. She's not just a remorseless warrior, like Earthlings showed us.
>>87896557
I suppose the other side of that would be bringing peace to her non-stop war of a life. Be the island in her storm. Thing is, that's assuming she WANTS peace. Big girl doesn't seem to value it all. She values victory. Which can only be found in struggle. If you seem like a sideliner, she'd most likely just write you off as a weakling/non factor.
>>87896083
It will be there, at the very end
What if Yellow, White, and Blue diamond were the diamonds who had the power to corrupt gems but Pink Diamond was the diamond who's song was capable of curing corrupted gems?
>>87896619
While I agree with you on direction and that Jasper will be cured before anybody else, they'll probably be in a situation where only Jasper can be cured, really cant them ignoring the others especially centipeedle.
>>87896523
Why would "living through it" give her any indication that the attack was directly from the Diamonds? She may have been a captain, but do you think that's a high enough rank for her to know about the Diamond's going-ons?
>>87896505
Why wouldn't she just rape Steven to show Peridot that Steven's was hers too, only use two dicks to do it to one up her?
>>87896665
As corruption seems to be related to sound waves, they'll probably have Greg and Steven rock it out with a certain pitch that cures everyone.
>>87896630
That's the thing, you have to convince her, then show her all the wonderful things life has to offer.
>>87896697
Dammit that's gonna happen now.
>>87896697
>Greg saves the day
>>87896692
That would not be a punishment enough for Steven, he was clearly asking for it.
>>87896697
As long as he get's with Jasper this is alright.
>>87896285
"Peridot! What does the scouter say about her power level?"
>>87882064
ぼくエッチストーリー書いて います。
アメジストに他の一人エッチなことやるす (もじる だ よ)。
>Garnet
In canon, Mama G doesn't need anybody. Three is a crowd. Which is a goddamn shame because she's awesome.and thicccccccccc
IF you were to somehow get in on the love-fest that is the G-squad you'd have to be someone with amazing natural chemistry. You'd need to be funny. You would need a temper. You'll also need brains, to keep up with stuff and be insightful. Be a bridge, and not an obstruction between the two wonderful halves that comprise her. Basically if you could somehow click with both the gems that make her you're in. Like Flynn.
Being super good at video games, punching and hand massages would also help.
>>87896830
Ok.
>>87896697
Mehehheh.
But if the pitch is the wrong sound frequency, it might shatter a gem or two like glass all by mistake <3.
>>87896862
>>87896714
>>87896739
May likely need a huge stage with the worlds largest speakers for it to have any affect; Greg contacts Marty again to hook him up. Ends up singing on stage in front of thousands like he originally dreamed of.
>>87896630
In Earthlings she seemed angry that she had to fight from the second she was born didn't she? I think the only thing she truly wants at the moment is to have her original purpose and serve under PD again, but since she can never have that (assuming PD is dead and never coming back) the only way she can become happy is by changing her mindset and learning that her life has value outside of being the perfect soldier
>>87896830
Good luck.
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/153578718874/this-thanksgivig-tell-your-relatives-you-got-a-big
Zuke has a big dick but she doesn't care.
ian is love
will Andy marry all of the rubys
>>87897000
What the FUCK is that even supposed to mean.
>>87897017
you're the one who does all the edits? can't you edit a fucking triangle right?
>>87897000
Whaaat
>>87897070
nope
>>87897000
Lauren "Big Dick" Zuke
>>87897000
I guess she really did quit if she's comfortable enough to post crap like this
>>87897000
Guys...what if she blew all of her money on getting a penis
>>87897144
To get her to quit they agreed to finally give her the big dick she always wanted.
>>87897000
as the ancient Hawaiians said
>>87897144
How much do fulltime storyboard artists earn anyway?
>>87897070
>>87897144
How does a woman even get a penis and for it to work like one
>>87897197
$27,000 - $59,000/ yr.
Numbers pulled directly out of a hat (my ass).
>>87897215
Medical Science has come a long way since 1753, anon.
>>87897215
>How does a woman even get a penis
Surgery.
>and for it to work like one
At the moment, you can't.
>>87897282
Probably quite a lot more than its major studio working on a major cartoon bringing in quite a lot of money.
I would of thought it'll be around $150,000 /yr
>>87897000
How big is their dick /sug/?
>>87897390
>their
>submitting to her autistic bullshit
>>87897339
Actually doing some research, its likely only around $40-$90,000 she's earning. The VA probably get paid more as they're "acting"
>>87897144
First Rebecca told her she had to remove the Peridot and Lapis sex scene from her storyboard, then Rebecca told her she had to stop pissing on the floor, then her coworkers wouldn't stop referring to her as "hippo" and "puke" when she decided to become a man, then Trump became president and her life was immediately put in danger since she's gay, then she found out the xxl chest binder she ordered didn't fit her and she'd have to wait two weeks for a new bigger one, then she blew her money on a sex change and Rebecca told her she couldn't walk around with her dick out.
The final straw was CN not allowing transgenders acces to bathrooms.
All this is what lead to Zuke quitting, as you would already know if you followed her non-official Tumblr blog
>>87897197
>>87897282
>>87897339
Just looked it up and for CN its about 100k a year. Damn wtf am I doing in engineering.
>>87897403
Well if she does have a dick now I guess she successfully told the world to submit to her autistic bullshit. Then again that's pretty much what she did all the time back when she was still working on SU.
>>87897000
>she made this is because her family told her non binary is not a gender and that she is a girl
Lapis:for the love of god, peridot!
Peridot:YES for the love of god
>>87897452
>Well if she does have a dick now
>taking memes as fact
Fucking off yourself, Pearlposter.
>>87897403
Referring to them as she would be an insult to normal people.
>>87897429
I'm saving this one.
>>87897474
they just posted on their blog that their dick is HUGE.
>>87897474
>>taking memes as fact
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/if#Conjunction
>>87897410
In California, while working at a studio as big as CN, a storyboard artist probably makes at least 100k a year, maybe a bit more
>>87897535
No.
>>87897410
>>87897535
She's not just a storyboarder, she's a storyboarder and writer, so she probably gets paid a little more. That said, I doubt it's a very high-paying job.
>>87897519
It was just Puke stroking her ego. If she ever had a penis slapped on, it'd only be around 1 to 2 inches long, since Tang can't handle anything bigger.
>>87897551
Yes
>>87897535
So $48 an hour equivalent then? Fuck my job is $9, guess hard work pays off for some people.
Reminder that now that Rebecca finally fired Zuke for being a retard, the homeworld gems are saved, the memebarn will soon get trashed, and the show is on a path to redeeming itself
>>87897659
You do realize who Zuke's replacement is?
>>87897659
without the gaybarn were will the gays live?
>>87896830
>>87896863
>>87896987
"I grit my teeth and let out a breathy grunt. Just before my OOO, I grimace. My OOO is sensitive from having held back even for all these years, yearning for him.
I am finally having him.
But he does not allow me to go over the edge. Suddenly, he smiles coquettishly, and stops his ministrations just before I hit my peak. I whimper softly, wanting to reach OOO. But he does not allow me to.
"He seems to enjoy teasing me.
"'Ah, Hiroshi…please…'"
どう?
>>87897684
In Jasper's asshole.
>>87897677
Honestly Amber could possibly be worse than Zuke.
>>87897659
Well maybe the first two as Zuke did seem to have a noticeable influence on lapis and peridot and the barn might actually become irrelevant depending on how the writing goes.
Not sure if the show is fixable at this point.
>>87897659
I honestly do hope Peridot at the very least gets her own tech room in the temple, but that idea seems long gone now.
>>87897677
whats his name again?
>>87897604
I think the job is generally very time consuming and requires more work hours a week than the average desk job
>>87897708
Lapis Lazuli.
>>87897708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uufq_PFXbpA
>>87897677
>>87897694
The writing will probably be Zuke quality but the art isn't even comparable.
>>87897694
>doesn't constantly bitch on Twitter about her job
>isn't an insufferable lapidotfag and doesn't try to add fuel to shipping wars
>has yet to throw a tantrum and delete her twitter
A lot of the characters and expressions in her board revisions already seem to look better than those of other boarders, it'll depend on how well she can write and if she can keep from constantly dragging Hilary's episodes down with shitty scenes and characterizations like Zuke always did
>>87897847
This was kinda the issue with Zuke.
The show was fine before she sorta just dedicated episodes to slipping in tid-bits of ship fueling.
new thread
>>87897935
>>87897935
>>87897935
>>87897708
bad pearl
>>87897691
>どう?
Nice/good job.
Not sure what "OOO" is supposed to mean though.
>>87898153
"OOO" is a censor for explicit things.
>>87894421
Dunno. If you have ever studied torture, then you know that the quickest way to break someone is to do something that makes them question their loyalty, say, Steven curing her of her corruption. Once loyalty is questioned, you can then make them do pretty much whatever you want. Eventually, they start to question if they were ever loyal in the first place.
If Jasper finds out that the death of Pink Diamond wasn't Rose's faultWe all know it was Poil that did it, then she may start to question why she is working for Yellow Diamond. That line of questioning leads to her questioning why she was loyal to Pink Diamond, by that point, Jasper would have seen Rose's reasons for fighting against the Diamonds and eventually, Jasper will be forced to question whether Pink Diamonds death was a good or bad thing. And considering that Steven will have been the only thing in this story, so far, that has actually showed her kindness, her loyalty should eventually fall in to his.
I'm making it sound more sinister than it actually is by calling it torture, but the principles are the same.