/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Probably gonna die because it was on page 9

Some stuff in the OP has been cleaned up:
- The minisodes have been out for 1.5 months, they’re accessible in the folders
- The SDCC panel mega link is broken until someone decides to reupload
- The two soundtrack folders are accessible in the third episodes folder
- There is already a link to sug.rocks under the leaks section

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Zuke's a shit
she's got a fat dick
Zuke's a shit
and I'm glad she quit

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>>87897935
>>87898006

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some OC

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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best gem is Frylock

>>87898026
Good point, Anon.
Why does Pearl know what the suburbs are, but doesnt know what phone numbers are? Is she just retarded, or what?

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WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

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AND THE BOY'S BEST FRIEND'S A TALKING DOG

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>>87898070
ay yo fryman! uncle andys plane is busted to BEJESUS and back! Care to uh explain?

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Japanese poster, if you see this, keep posting.

>>87898081

She might not know about (or remember) phone numbers because to her it's useless information; if she's not going to be calling people there's no need to remember what phone numbers are.

Or she's just a retarded alien, whatever. It feels like everyone on this show has some sort social/cognitive deficiency.

>>87898081
She pays attention to shit like fashion and architexture but not to actual things that help human socialize like phones, birthdays, jokes, weddings and funerals

>>87898081
Pearl does know what phones are. If I recall correctly she had Connie on the phone. The fact that she doesn't know what numbers written on paper are do make sense since I doubt she's ever called anybody or has a phone herself.

>>87898087
D E F E N SE I N D U S T R I A L C O M P L E X

>>87898102
thanks for the laugh, anon

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/sug/ is dead boys

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>>87898070
FRYBO - WHADDYA DOING IN MY FARM!?

>>87898684
i'll be damned if the mods don't let us stay another week with it being this quiet

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Lol depression.

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>>87898102

>>87898715
Gotta love Amberpis' hair.

>>87898718
W H E N

>>87898025
Zuke didn't quit. She wouldn't just leave herself jobless.

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>>87898715
lol

Why is Jasper so fucking hot?

>>87898877
She's not.

>>87898877
Because you hate not getting attention.

Bismuth did everything wrong.

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>>87898899
Because she is big and strong and perfect

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When will Peridot fuse with someone?

>>87899000
When you stop watching porn.

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>>87898946
Except FuckingSapphire

>>87898817
>retarded lapidotfag in denial

>>87898385
Wasnt that a walkie-talkie.

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>>87899000
As soon as you kill yourself

>>87899018
Art isn't a job were everyone gets constant work. I don't think she'd up and leave a steady job.

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>>87898877
Collection of nerds online see fit to draw her as such

>>87898877
Because she was designed to appeal to the lesbian gaze

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>>87898888
>jasperfags btfo'd

>>87899056
Well she IS pretty retarded and can't seem to handle any amount of stress very well

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>>87899008
>>87899032
I just like fusiongems, no bully.

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>>87899125
Just for that, you're getting bullied extra hard.

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Greg is a best

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Will Jasper ever get to hug her fat pink mommy again

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Lapis is cute.

>>87899172
Is that a Malachite/Sapphire fusion?

>>87899221
Lapiss is shit

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>>87899222
Yeah.

Here's mega fist.

>>87899257
You really turned out to be someone else.

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>thanksgiving break is here
>still lots of IR to read
Send me some requests, /sug/.

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Lapis is the CUTEST
I love her so much

>>87899367
Pearl eating pumpkin pie

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>>87899367
Lapis doing a T-pose while standing on top of Pearl

>>87899367
Sapphire and Peridot fusion

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Hey /sug/,
what are YOU thankful for?

>>87899486
Time.

I fucking hate charlie brown.

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>>87899486
few friends,rents and work

Nada nos cuesta

>>87899486
hot amethyst

>>87899486
That even though I don't have a gf, I'm still not alone.

>>87899486
Jasper

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>>87897935

>>87899420
that's sapphire

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>>87899486
Lapis Lazuli

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>>87899486
The fact that I'm not miserable.

>>87899587
It's clearly Blue Diamond

>>87899615
No it's not it's sapphire, she's blue and covers her eye, clearly sapphire.
>>87899599
sapphire!

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whats he doing?

>>87899649
Guess who else is blue and covers her eyes? Blue Diamond

Plus she's too tall to be Sapphire

>>87899673
If you suspect they’re a rock, just give them a spray.
If their form dissolves, you’ll know what to say.
YOU’RE A ROCK PERSON!!!

>>87899563
how so?

>>87899732
I still have family around me. Who I will eat with tomorrow.

>>87899673
I'd smash him. He's not too much of a looker but his personality makes up for it.

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>>87899563

>>87899599

But Anon that's a picture of blue pearl.

>>87899756
What does that have to do with having a girlfriend?

>>87899683
Oh how dare, sapphire is the tallest gem, she's like 25 feet tall.

>>87899782
I was talking about being alone.

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>>87899776
stop lying, I know Lapis when I see her

>>87899796
Of course you were.

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>>87899776
get your eyes checked. This is blue pearl.

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>>87899792
Why the fuck you lyin'

>>87899809
That's sapphire God damn it

>>87899756
Amen to that one brother

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>>87899782
>>87899732
normies please

>>87899825
I am not! sapphire is the tallest gem.

>>87899792
Are we even watching the same show? Sapphire is like an inch shorter than Pearl while Lapis is 25ft tall

>>87899486
Oven broke down two days ago so I don't have to eat disgusting turkey.

>>87899870
No you're thinking of ruby, man, come on.

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More yellow pearl art is required.

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Andy will have a harem of rubys living in the gaybarn

>>87899892
Stop being retarded, now you're just naming off green gems

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>>87899895
nah

>>87899938
Nigga she's clearly orange!

>>87899938
>green gem
the only green gem is smokey quartz

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>>87899895
Here's Yellow Pearl and Lapis

>>87899963
>>87899968
Both of you are imbeciles! Ruby is green while Smoky is pink

>>87900000
The quints LIE! I refuse to believe that Sapphire is next to Jasper!
>>87900001
NIGGA NO!

>>87898081
Because they wanted to make a joke about Pearl being way older than suburbs, but they also wanted to make a joke about how she doesn't know what phone numbers are.
Fuck consistency.

I'm Rebecca Sugar, ask me anything fags.

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>>87900048
Well no denying it now anon this IS Lapis

>>87900048
She's next to Jasper alright.

Eight inches deep next to Jasper,

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>>87900082
do you have a pp

>>87900092
CONFIRMED

>>87899110
This right here.
We can't expect Zuke to follow normal person logic.

>>87900092
>no shoes
she checks out

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>>87900092
Fine you win, have this blue demon in retaliation.

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>>87899421
>pearl
>eating

>>87899673
Making water noises with a bowl of water.

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>>87900082
On a statistical average, how many waifus do I need in order to make a show successful?

Also, have you ever researched Sigmund Freud?

>>87900082
Why did you hire Lauren Zuke?

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>>87900180
b-blue..?

>>87900180
She's red, tho

>>87900180
Are you color blind? She's clearly red!

next episode when?

>>87900294
February 16 2017

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>>87900082
when will the demayos give steven his barmitzfa and circumcise his yarmurkle

>>87900267
Yes, blue
>>87900283
>>87900278
She's blue damn it, that's the real Lapis right there!

>>87900115
Kinda,
>>87900252
Kinda.
>>87900258
For the pussy
>>87900341
And watch for that in season 5

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>>87900267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QGPWLY-EM

>>87900294
Dec 1st.

>>87898694
>FRYBO
God, I love it. Carl better meet Frybo and call him Fryboman.

>"Ya little freak-of-nature, there"

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>>87900000
damn look these legs
why is so hard to find lewds of pearls? ;-;

What do you guys think of "Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"?

>>87901019
What is it?

>>87901033
it's a comic made by Becky Sugar, you should look it up, the thing's on youtube.

>>87901033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQBuyIAKJ7Y

>>87901081
Oh, that. Didn't know the name of it, but yeah I recognize it.

It makes me sad, that's for damn sure.

>>87899673
Communing with spirits

>>87901019
faces are goofy as hell, but I thought they were pretty effective anyway

Does anyone know when it was made? Was she in college at the time or afterwards?

/sug/, my dad is going to give my whole famliy food poisoning tomorrow and I don't know what to do

>>87901241
like, on purpose?
Is your dad homocidal?
Or just homo?

>>87901241
Did he saw the turkey in half lengthwise and leave it out on the patio to thaw?

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>That flashback episode where Pearl search the internet to figure out how humans normally show love, comes across porn, and then rapes baby Steven in a misguided attempt to show her love, assuming crying and bleeding are natural responses.

>>87901340
THIS IS CANON
C
A
N
O
N

>>87901241
Just don't eat, simple.

>>87901264
>>87901328
No, he's just a complete moron who can't admit that he wasted $130.

I kept fighting with him over the turkey, which we got unfrozen 5 days in advance. He insisted it was fine despite fresh turkey going bad in 3 days. Today we were brining it and some of the skin by the neck looked was grey and might have been rotten. I couldn't see because he cut it off and threw it out before I could examine it. It could just be unplucked skin. He said the cooking will kill off the microbes, but that doesn't change the fact that it's almost certainly spoiled.

If we serve it, there's a good chance that everyone will get sick, and even if I don't I'll feel sick empathetically. On top of that, this is only the second time I've gotten to cook thanksgiving dinner, and if this goes wrong I'll never get another chance

However, if I confess and urge my family not to eat it, he'll be furious at me and might kick me out of the house, leaving me homeless with no job

>>87901378
even if I don't eat, seeing my family nauseous will make me nauseous. and when the puking starts...

>>87901241
Then confront him about it?

>>87901449
I have, like five fucking times. He refuses to admit he's wrong, and if I argue he makes me the asshole by saying the conflict is upsetting his completely non-dangerous heart condition

>>87901485
Refuse to eat, wait for everyone to get sick, and bask in the glorious feeling as you say "I told you so".

Simple.

>>87901411
you'll be fine, dude. it's just bad turkey and maybe a bout of diahrrea.

If it looks bad after it's cooked and cut, just throw it out. He's not going to argue with the whole family on the day it's served.

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>>87901411
>wasted $130
>Not just hunting for your turkey

>>87901504
If they get sick, I get sick from watching. Also, I'm the one who's responsible for the dinner, so I get the blame if everyone gets sick

>>87901526
That costs more unless you're a criminal.

>>87901555
Who cares about laws? Nerds, that's who.

>>87901411
Just stay away from them when they get sick, and don't eat the turkey. Maybe get a piece of it if he really wants you to eat it, then push your plate facing down towards the trash can when you're done.

>>87901543
Turn the tables on them by poisoning the food with cyanide. Then nobody will blame you.

>>87901575
>Who cares about laws?

Non-degenerates and people who enjoy their lives, that's who.

>>87901575
Where the fuck do I hunt turkies? Do I go down to Wallstreet in camo and aim for the bankers who look like they listen to billy joel?

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/sug/, what is the song you have picked out to play for when the mods throw us back to trash?

>>87901622
>Living in the city

How come there's so little lewd art of Yellow Diamond? I'd love to see those giant golden tits and that huge gold booty sometime, sadly she gets no love I guess.

>>87901606
Neeeeeeeerd, no fun at all.

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>>87901692

>>87900082
Did you vote for Trump?

>>87901719
Worst boy

>>87901692
Just search on rule 34 or something, there's some of her on there.

>>87901716
At lot of faggots around here are pretty high up on the "no fun" list. I'm just telling it like it is.

>>87901748
>Worst
>When Lars exist

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>>87901692
Yellow Pearl isn't as sexually appealing as Blue Pearl.

YD's business woman voice is kind of a turn off, combined with her meme rage face.

Once again, the blue gem comes out on top.

>>87901748
Ronaldo isn't a boy, you cougar.

>>87901692
It's hard to make giraffe neck sexy

>>87901692
Because they revealed she was ugly and nobody wanted to draw lewds of her.
And if you do find any, they'll either be joke art, or she'll have her design from the extended intro.

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>>87900267
That's another bloople for the pile.

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I am sad and lonely, /sug/

please be my friends

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>>87901912
Okay

>>87901722
>he doesn't know that every jew voted for trump

um, yeah kid, lol

still no leaks, ha

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>>87901939

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>>87901912
Nah.

>>87901792
>>87901827
It was just one face I think She looks pretty sexy when she didn't make that meme face but Anyone can look ugly if they get really pissed off. I wanna overly sexualize Yellow diamond by giving her massive titties and a huge ass as well if only I could fuckin draw.

>>87901792
>YD's business woman voice is kind of a turn off
r u literally retarded

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>>87901956

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>>87901912
let's be more

>>87901776
There is but not alot of it is good.

>>87901973
It's the makeup and the neck. And the arms.
Broad shoulders could've worked, but they look like they're not even attached to her shoulders.
The makeup looks smeared on instead of actually applied.
A long neck could work, but YD's is way too long, and they specifically made it veiny.
Also, the gloves. Her gloves look like shit.

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>>87901973
try Dream-cassette. I think she's made some of YD, but all I have of hers is pearl

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>>87901991
no homo

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Would you fuck Stevonnie /sug/?

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>>87902022
Extended intro YD looked so good, why did they fuck up the design like that?

>>87902059
No

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>>87902057
Hey buddy you've got the wrong door. Leather club is two blocks down.

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>>87902071
different storyboarders

is it true zuke quit? I'd be super bummed to not see her draw YD

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YD is very sexy. It's just that it's not in her nature/style to be flandering about like a whore. Her method is cold and calculated. Efficiency or whatever.

Her intimidation can be seen as appealing. If you want something else from her, you're better off waifuing some other character.

>>87902098
No.

>>87902071
Because nobody ever tells the Crewniverse when to stop. Everyone just tells them "good job" and that's how things like Yellow Diamond and Smoky Quartz happen.

If this post gets five replies I'll post some stuff from Zuke's private tumblr.

>>87902112
no she didn't quit? or no we won't get to see her draw yellow diamond?

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>>87902057
YOU'RE WELCOME

>>87902130
Okay.

>>87902098
She probably didn't quit, but you can't blame us for hoping for the best.

>>87902119
smoky is pretty self aware of her faults, and her good humor/attitude is a soft attempt to cover that which was the point of Know Your Fusion.

>>87902130
You a liar

>>87902130
Okay.

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>>87902086
hmm

>>87902130
please be creative with the shit you make up

>>87902140
She didn't quit. Not a single post or message from any other site but this one saying anyone even thinks she might have quit.

>>87902176
Okay, but her personality isn't the problem. The problem is that her character design is atrocious.

>>87902181
Oh shit I'm sorry

I know:

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TUMBLR!!!"

But I like this theory:http://molded-from-clay.tumblr.com/post/153547262342/ocean-gem

>>87902130
Do it.

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>>87902195
nice, that would've been a shame

>>87902206
>Expecting a Steven/Amethyst fusion to look good.....................

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>>87902150
>>87902178
>>87902180
>>87902194
>>87902217

>>87902226
>putting that many fucking dots after a post

>>87902206
Smoky probably sets the low bar. Everyone besides maybe Steven/Peri will be much more appealing

>>87902235
This could be anyone.

Post the icon of the account

>>87902110
>Implying Cold Calculated ladies with Huge tits and a fat butt aren't sexy as hell.

>>87902235
Account or fuck off

>>87902244
>His point still stands.

>>87902235
what? 5 (you)'s ain't enough for you?
let's not be greedy now
there are enough (you)'s for everyone

>>87902130
sure

>>87902059
HELL FUCKIN YEAH

>>87902235
is it all lapis and peridot
or is there some pearl and amethyst thrown in there

>>87902235
Whoa Zuke gets her period just like the rest of us

>>87901411
Getting people fucking ill just to protect his damn ego is not good.

Bravo to you calling your dad out on his shit. Maybe you can convince him for you to slip out to meijer/walmart/whatever and get another, and you both can work together to get it cooked before the morning?

Try to explain calmly the risks to him, and how they just aren't worth it. So if he does still cook it and people do get sick you won't feel guilty because you at least tried.

>>87902281
Shut up, faggot

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>>87902312
What excellent taste you have anon

>>87902317
>just like the rest of us
HEY MAN I GOT A PENIS LOL

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>>87902313
It's mostly overwatch,cats, and personal posts

I just finished making a delicious Bourbon and Molasses glazed ham. What are you doing tonight /sug/?

>>87902351
yuck, but what a horrible image of stevonnie anon.
I enjoy my Stevonnie's to be somewhat masculine, for I am a faggot.

>>87900082
Give timestamp and I will mail 50$ to CN's studio with your name on it.

And if I ever meet you, years later, I'll tell you I mailed 50$ to CN's studio with your name on it.

>>87902361
Same

>>87902235
Yeah, that seems like something she'd post.

>>87902379
Tell her she's an idiot for making a social media account just to bitch and block anyone who takes interest. Why not just have a fuckin' diary?

>>87902401
lol poor ass fag, i'm a fukin millionaire.
If it wasn't for that dumb fucking piece of shit,
"Teen Titans Go kill hang yourself nigger'
CN would be crawling to my fucking clitoris.

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If Garnet can give Steven future vision, why doesn't she kiss the gems before a fight to give them an advantage?

>>87902379
What's the URL?

>>87902476
Because Garnet isn't a slut.
Also I'm not sure how I feel about that Pearl and Amethyst.

>>87902460
fight me.
>i'm a fukin millionaire
as if none of us know (((why))) that is.

>>87902476
Because that would be gay.

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Zuke is insecure.
>>87902489
I'm not giving out the URL.

>>87902476
It only lasts a second, but no reason not to do it I suppose.

>>87902460
>the nose knows

>>87902476
Because Amethyst won't pay attention to the visions and fuck herself up while Pearl would pay too much attention to them and fuck herself up.

>>87902513
>wish i actually knew how to board
now I believe you

>>87902506
It's because of all the peridot merch sales.
Motherfuckin damn, making peridot an autistic sperg was the best choice i've ever made.

>>87902476
Because Garnet only likes kissing Steven and Jamie.

>>87902513
How do we know it's actually Lauren Zuke if you won't give the URL?

>>87902566
Take his word for it.

>>87902513
>lack of spelling errors
I'm inclined, despite the presence of spellcheck, to believe this is not Zuke.

Now that sun and moon are out, does /sug/ have a pokemon team

>in b4 a pikipek named Poil
>in b4 a ditto named grapeApe
>in b4 a lapras named ladyOfTheSea
>in b4 a terrakion named cheeto
>in b4 a girafarig named YD
>in b4 a scolopede named peetle

>>87902649
I have a Xurkitree named "Me"

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>>87902098
>different storyboarders
Nigga, there is no one, no matter how bad, who could fuck up that bad based on storyboard differences.
They completely changed the canon design.

What's the comfiest episode of Steven Universe?

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>>87902566
What do you want as proof?
>>87902634
Only the tags hers.

>>87902696
last one out of beach city for me
the music and basic situation of going to a concert was nice

>>87902694
I still think Yellow Diamond looks pretty ok though I do prefer her earlier look maybe she'll get better once she comes back and after her redemption episode

>>87902702
is it private or is there a way to find it with good searching

>>87902702
>What do you want as proof?
Go get your ukelele and strum the intro theme on Vocaroo. Post it itt.

Also who are the two notes

>>87902694
I get why they extended the neck size, because with the protruding chest and wide shoulder pads, she would look stubby and retarded. But they should've just shrunk either of those, preferably her needlessly bulky chest, or cut her neck size down by a 1/4th. The giraffe neck just seems silly.

>>87902513
That's Sam King. How about you fuck off with this secret tumblr meme

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>>87902747
>I still think Yellow Diamond looks pretty ok
She'd look okay if we had no other Diamond to compare her too, but they already revealed an infinitely superior Diamond right before her so YD ended up being one of the most disappointing reveals of the show.

>>87902702
Why are you being a bitch about the url, whats going on?

>>87902649

back when x and y came out, my anime club tried to form a pokemon league. I still hang on to Steel Team 6 and run it competatively. Current members are

>Watson (metagross)
>Windup (mageara)
>Caledfwlch (aegislash)
>Boiler (heatran)
>Airplanes in the night sky (Jirachi)
>Punji (celesteela)

There are also enough benched members to make a second team.

>>87902694
god, the YD we got was an abomination. Why did they make her look like my middle school principal? Why didn't they keep her framed in shadows? Why did they give her a goofy face when she was mad? They completely blew it

>>87902800
even BD looks worse. Her moon mural is so much cooler. Granted, her pyramid mural looks like Vegeta, so it could be a whole lot worse

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If the show doesn't bring back Jasper, or at least get the ball rolling with the actual plot soon, then this show might as well be dead cause I won't bother watching any more shit.

I would come back for more Carl though.

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>>87902772
She'd look fine with a shorter neck

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/fit/ Connie is best Connie

>>87902772
Don't make excuses for them. How could they screw up such an imposing design and make her some bastard child Of Dexter's lab. Seriously, it's like Dex, his mom, and a bottle of lemon yellow floorwax got Kronenburged in a teleporter.

>>87902874
I'm not certain but i think you already released enough info for someone to track her.
If they backtrack by just the text alone in some of these posts i think someone could find her.

>>87902874
You misjudge this place, severely. Someone will find her thanks to this info.

>>87902875
they had to remove the wrinkles too. a woman with scowl lines isn't really terrifying, even if she's 25 feet tall

>>87902874
how about you do me a favor and post those things about her hinting at leaving

>>87902875
It doesn't work here because the rest of her is out of proportion, and it's framed incorrectly.

All things that wouldn't be a problem if they stuck to the og design.

>>87902890
Too bad /fit/ Connie doesn't exist. And regular Connie is a shitty Mary Sue.

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>>87902826
>murals dont reflect the not-so romanticized reality of the figure their portraying.
Just like every civilization on Earth.

>>87902874
I still want that ukelele jam.

But if that's too much I'll take a final question instead. Did you have foresight to know how shit your fanbase was gonna be? Can you at least admit that a lot of them seem to live in their own reality?

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>>87902897
It's a private tumblr it doesn't show in search results.
>>87902915

>>87902875
Angle is misleading, because she's sitting. Have her stand up with that outwards chest, and she'd look a little weird.

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>>87902826
To be fair moon mural YD also had a noticeably long neck so they obviously changed the design a long time in advance.

>>87902944
But Gems aren't from earth.

>>87902936
You don't know what a mary sue is

>>87902936
She's not perfect at all.

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>>87902890
BEST Connie

>>87902863
>if the show doesn't pander directly to me I'm not gonna watch it and if I don't watch it its dead
Good for you

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>>87903004
BEST

>>87903004
They look so fucking ugly in this picture

>>87902696
I thought Gem Harvest was very comfy personally. Its between that Mindful Education and the first half of Bismuth.

>>87902978
I didn't say they were. Simply that, a fictional civilization inspired from Earth societies that use things like murals, probably also dont incorporate a lot of realism into the portrayals.

>>87902944
It depends. With the exception of that weird period in egypt when they all worshiped the sun disk, leaders are usually beautified, but gods on the other hand are toned down making them look more like ugly humans.

Granted, their real forms are horrifying and the seraphim are an entire rank of angels who burn eternally with reality-searing fire because they've seen the face of god but can't die because they're immortal...

but still. gods are drawn fucking boring. even venus isn't that hot

>>87902967
still looks better. the hair looks reasonable and those goofy longhorn shoulders are gone

i cant believe rebecca is an abuser

>>87903011
Everyone knows the show is getting worse. Just the other day I was having a conversation with somebody who said the quality is going downhill. It's only a matter of time till people drop it in mass.

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>>87902952
>having to do your job
>abusive

classic Zuke

>>87902982
Connie is a Mary Sue.

I appear to have found Zuke's tumblr. like the anon said, I guess it's private or something because I can't seem to go on her actual page, just scroll through her stuff on that sidescreen thing.

>>87903089
>everyone
>anecdotes
Speak for yourself fag :)
Only problem the show has is an inconsistent schedule.

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Connie is cute and good.

>>87903109
If you think that, then you don't understand a mary sue.
Connie has failed multiple times and trained to get strong.

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>>87903108
She's depressed, dude.

>>87903139
That's just one of many other problems.

Even half of /sug/ says the show is getting worse, and they're it's biggest fans. Trust me, people are going to drop it if it doesn't improve soon.

>>87903175
You don't know what a Mary Sue is.

>>87903190
>Even half of /sug/ says the show is getting worse, and they're it's biggest fans.
They've been saying that since literally the first season lol

>>87903185
>5pm-10pm
wow, and here I am wasting my free time on /sug/

>>87903190
>half of /sug/
>liking SU
Half of /sug/ didn't watch the first season.

>>87903223
So you admit the show is shit?

>>87903213
And they were right too.

>>87903089
>>87903089
The only problem with this show, albeit a big one, is their inability to balance lore with townies. It's basically two separate shows. The hardcore segregation of the gems from the humans reflect this. So whenever a human is discussed, oftentimes it means no integration plot wise with a gem. Why they do this, I have no idea, it just seems like bad writing.

>>87903249
Where the fuck did you get that from? Half of America still thinks there is a bearded man in the sky who grants wishes.
Besides that South America is the biggest viewers of SU by a sizable margin.

WE

>>87903223
Nor will I. Most of /sug/ came on board when the show started getting good and having some actual plot: Second Season.

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>>87903190
I think the show is progressively getting better, a little off track with all of the filler, but the characters are getting better over time.

>>87903292
So you admit South America has shit taste?

>>87903303
This. People came on when the good stuff started happening. It's not a coincidence.

Post proof Sugar.

/co/ is chill right now. It's real nigga hours.

>>87903294
WUZ

>>87903341
>>87903303
Kill yourselves and everyone related to you. Your opinion on this show does not matter in the slightest. Please post with a trip so people will know to completely disregard your opinion.

>>87903175
Connie isn't a Mary Sue, she's just a generic self-insert of Rebecca and every other nerdy girl who wants to be cool. With that, comes unnecessary intelligence that doesnt blend well with everyone else. Also whenever she fuses with Steven, it fucking sucks because she's still boring, and Stevonnie is like Older Connie.

>>87903379
Oh wow. thanks for letting us know we're wrong. We'll change our minds right away now.

>>87903381
>self insert of Rebecca
No retard that is the crystal gems. Each represent different aspects of who she is. Which you would know if you weren't retarded and payed attention to inteviews from her.

>>87903420
They're all shit characters. Connie just happens to be the biggest self insert and noticeably shit character.

>>87903401
You don't have to. But you do have to identify yourself as someone who hasn't watched the show so people don't have to take your opinion seriously by accident.

@87903441
No more (you)s for you faggot.

>>87903448
Okay, but you should be a trip so people can easily identify you as a little crybaby bitch when he's proven wrong.

>>87903379
I'm sorry, I'm just not interested in watching Steven run around and discover his powers with boring townies.
>jk
In all seriousness I have watched S1 and I like much of it, but I cannot see myself having stuck around while that was premiering, oldfag. I initially dismissed SU as SJW pandering based on the tumblr crowd in its early days.

First clip I saw was Back to the Barn, in my recommended. Thought SU was stupid but I gave it a shot. Found Peridot's racism to be intriguingly complex, thus I gave the show a chance. First full episode I saw was Marble Madness. The latest episode just out at the time was Back to the Barn. I thought Peridot was hilarious and by far the best character. Binge watched from Marble Madness to Back to the Barn, without watching the episodes before it. Later back tracked to Warp Tour, and later Season 1.
Things were really confusing, but characters were surprisingly interesting.
>thought they were on a different alternate Earth planet because of the backgrounds
>thought Peridot was Steven's Kindergarten teacher, cause they kept saying 'kindergarten'.
>Though Pearl and Peridot was Steven's mother, especially regarding the robot fight.

Soon after, like most people, I started all over from S1, knowing it would get good later on. So, sorry, most people didnt start watching this show till after Season 2.

>>87902361
right, and you shed your testicular lining through your dick in a torrent of chunky blood for a week of every month should your body fail to conceive a child

just like the rest of us

or have you not hit puberty yet?

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>>87903292
Santa doesn't come until December, silly

I think Zuke quit for more personal reasons in work/life. Online harassment was just the icing on top.

>>87903420
>taking Becky at her word
Oh shut the fuck up, thats what she admits to being a self-insert as. I dont care what she says, she's self-inserting Connie as a nerd, subconsciously.

The fuck out of here, there's nothing about Garnet or Amethyst that is anything further than an exaggeration about her generic emotions. Or how she wants to see herself.

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>>87903659

>>87903678
>Money and Power win'
That's funny. The runner backed by Wall Street didn't win though.

>>87903678
>oppose Trump
>get stumped

Poetry in motion

>>87902978
The cartoon is from earth though.

So it's drawing from things that exist.

>>87903678
Trump didn't spend that much money in comparison to Jeb or Hillary to get ellected though.

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>>87903659
hmmmm but who

>>87903705
She should've said, Lies and Personality win.

>>87903678
trump spent his own money and said lobbyists should fuck off.
this is why retards should stick to their ''''''''abusive'''''''' entertainment jobs and not put their input into politics.

>>87903185
Literally everyone has depression nowadays, she's just a lazy autistic crybaby

>>87903742
she makes it out like the whole world is against her and she's fighting a battle alone. I thought the whole crew were full of nice and supportive people who could understand her insecurities.

Though I guess depression and social anxiety shuts you out no matter who you're working with.