New Avengers Vol 2 Storytime (Part 6)

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Oh yeah, and Jessica took her and Luke's daughter and ran off without telling anyone.

The more things change, the more they stay the same, right Anons?

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>"So what was all that with Spider-Island?

That's actually relevant to our reading later on, so we'll end up having to post the last time Slott wrote a half-decent book (depending on if you liked SpOck).

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>Spidey taking the time to crack jokes about Professor Logan

That plot point may be stupid, but I think it's given us some of the best jokes, like the famous Sabertooth Jetpack incident.

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Danny, no, don't talk to the nutbars.

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Don't you get on me, I was genuinely considering actually posting the event for real.

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Credit where it's due, at least this time Jessica came back on her own.

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Well wherever she hid, she apparently did a good job, if Luke couldn't find her in two whole days.

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>all that text

>>87741143
Holy shit, Bendis.

>>87741143
>People die fighting various colored Hulks every day too.
... Really?

No wonder Bendis writes the public cheering for Hawkeye in CW2.

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And unlike Wolverine, Storm basically gets the fuck back to Utopia as soon as she hears the words "Phoenix Force".

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>everyone there who knows about Cyclops tells Cap he's going to get an Optic beam to the dick
>Cap thinks he knows better

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And now we know why Luke was there and Jessica wasn't, despite her being a legit Avenger now, as opposed to Luke's +1.

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So yeah, this entire issue was a flashback from issue two.

You know, despite the fact that they FELL out of the Helicarrier, instead of jumping out.

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>>87741191
To be fair, as we've discovered, the public in Marvel will cheer for ANYTHING. They're cheering for Norman Osborn for fuck's sake, and most of his crimes are public record.

>>87741168
Can't we have one fucking storytime without some asshole shitting on the comic and the characters while pretending it's some great personal insight about how Bendis = BAD! ?

Congratulations, you shitposted out an overused meme, your mother must be proud that you were born now.

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Refer to the first issue of Avengers vs. X-Men to catch the reference.

>>87741270
Calm down, Bendis.

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>>87741168
He's every bit the sterotype people claim he is.

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And here we see Bendis half-assedly retcon in the Phoenix Force/Shou Lao connection.

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Well, at least the Brand's twirling tail is still there.

>>87741287
More like CLAM down, Bendis. Get it? Because he eats a lot. Eh? Eh? I'm funny.

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Wait, Yu-Ti SLEEPS with that hood on?

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Based on the "I break Tradition" line, I'm guessing this isn't Nu-An, since he did that frequently, as we know.

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Is it really so hard to just say "red hair"? Do you have to be so poetic about it, Yu-Ti?

>>87741365
And that's why Luke Cage is a shitty character that nobody wants to read about.
(Look Mommy, I'm helping!)

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I vaguely remember the Scrying pool being a thing before, but I may just be remembering from a later issue.

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What we don't see is the pool responding "Concentrate and ask again".

>>87741221
Carol Was Right

>>87741420
Seriously Bendis, get off the Internet, it's not healthy.

>>87741444
>it's not healthy
Just like his diet!

>>87740982
I'm probably not going to stay up for this entire thread, but going over what I said last thread: Bendis really does seem to be really into Action Figure Variants in his major events. I honestly think that Disassembled and Siege might be the only ones he's done without them.

Secret War- 'stealth' costumes
House of M - Mutieverse costumes, including HoM SHIELD, 'What's an Avenger' street clothes and more.
Secret Invasion - Mix and Match Skrull Combomans.
Fear Itself - Asgard powerboost costumes
Avengers vs. X-Men - Phoenix Five
Battle of the Atom - Future X-people
Black Vortex - Mirror boosted characters

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>>87741443
Even a broken clock, Anon.

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Well, I guess if you can't get your Rickshaw carried by a horse, a skinny redhead girl always works as a substitute, if you're in no rush to go anywhere.

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>that look when you just realized you almost told the King of your country to go fuck himself

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Is answering what your name means a common thing in Asian cultures? Is it something white men think is common in Asian cultures?

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Notice Lei Kung doesn't bother bringing up that she's a woman. Either Bendis doesn't know about the whole "women can't learn martial arts in K'un Lun" thing, or Yu-Ti can genuinely just break the rules on a whim.

>>87741459
Bendis didn't write Fear Itself, and Black Vortex was Humphries' idea.

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And speaking of "not knowing shit stuff", Marvel's editors REALLY should've caught this page. Remember, Fraction's run ended with Yu-Ti running away (maybe never to be seen again), Lei Kung becoming the new Yu-Ti, and Nameless Girl becoming the new Thunderer.

>>87741108
Well of course. Look at this poser ass art. How could she avoid Cage's dick? This is practically straight out of black3dsexwhites.xxx

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>>87741459
Fear Itself wasn't Bendis, Anon.

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>>87741458
>>87741444
Now now, Anons. Let's not fight over memes.

>>87741143
If she doesn't fucking feel safe living in New York why the fuck doesn't she move to Idaho or something? It's cheaper.

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So I should probably read S.H.I.E.L.D. at some point, so I can be properly hyped by this page, yes?

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Fucking hell, Yu-Ti. I mean, it worked, but god damn.

>>87741207
>Phoenix Force

>Brian Braddock FAILS TO REACT IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER

At what point did Marvel completely forget that Rachel exists?

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>She grabbed the damn knife, managed to kick Lei Kung in the face, and tried to kill Yu-Ti

I think I like our little plot device here.

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>"She is? Yu-Ti, doesn't she have to survive fighting- and you already left."

>>87741233
I still really have a problem with Red Hulk being here. Like, he was hardly stable as Thunderbolt Ross and he only got worse as Where the Fuck is Your Mustache Hulk.

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>>87741587
Given that we next see Luke and her in New York after this series, that's a good damn question.

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I see Cyclops and Yu-Ti share similar ideas on "training".

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If you read the first issue of Avengers vs. X-Men, you know where this is going.

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Yep, sudden flare-up of Phoenix.

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>>87741620
Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Bendis's script just mentioned "all the members of the Avengers teams", because I don't think he knows the first thing about Brian Braddock.
Hell, he once had Tony Stark talk shit about him.

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>>87741647
For some reason, Bendis made him an Avenger.

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Wait, no tournament where she has to beat everyone else? Just magic water says she's ready?

>>87741394
Deodato really is a master of the "Posterize" filter, isn't he?

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Wait, she lasted two days in a fight with Shao Lao?

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Huh, so apparently the secret to curing muteness is to kill a Dragon.

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I guess the Phoenix Force can fly into other dimensions now?

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>It's a "Bitches love Spider-Man" issue

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For someone who's never spoken before, she's got fairly good pronunciation. Cassandra Cain could barely manage one syllable words.

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Good job risking your entire city on this, Yu-Ti.

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I swear to god, I think this is a reprint from issue 25.

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And apparently while looking, it isn't a TOTAL reprint, since her clothes are different.

>>87741566
My bad.

Still. They've done that shit a lot in the Queseda era.

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>>87741892
Fair point. Still, I can't find much evidence of them actually MAKING any action figures, as much as they seem like they're designed with that in mind.

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Well, that's not spooky.

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So, does the Phoenix Force frequently talk to the host? I'm surprisingly unread on most X-Men history.

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Have black eyes EVER not been a bad thing?

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When I first saw that first panel, I assumed her face was cracking. Nope, looks like just tears.

>>87741733
So were they planning on shooting the Phoenix with at obvious artillery emplacement, or what?

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Danny really doesn't bother hiding his identity, does he?

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Well, I guess she COULD kill Shao-Lao now, but it's not like it'd be too hard. It's a small thing now.

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It's probably taking all of Yu-Ti's effort to not tell her to just shut the hell up, I bet.

>>87741909
Yeah, it's really goddamn weird.

But I suppose it goes hand in hand with the rise of every character getting almost completely redesigned every time a new main artist joins a book.

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>The Spider

Oh god, she's going to be trained by Jessica Drew?

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Man, Yu-Ti just doesn't want to deal with ANYONE'S shit today.

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>"I'm not dressing like you. I can tell you THAT!"

That line would have more weight, if she wasn't basically wearing spandex already. Maybe she doesn't like the blue?

>>87742031
>No crack about having already been to the future.

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>>87741980
This is what happens when a tracer traces the wrong thing.

>>87741081
The art here is terrible.

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Am I just sleep deprived, or does it look like Deodato didn't trace an ACTION picture for Jessica's head here?

>>87742062
Well, it ain't gonna be Bride of Nine Spiders, seeing as how Yu-Ti apparently never got deposed.

>>87742079
But Peter, you were a teacher before Wolverine was.
Unless you also sold THAT to Mephisto.

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I have no idea who this is. Is she a telekinetic too? Because otherwise that food should be spilling everywhere on that plate.

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I actually looked it up, she's just one of the Stepford Cuckoos. Since I only rarely read X-Men, I'm a bit surprised she's not with the others ALL the time.

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I know nothing about Warpath besides the fact that his brother was the first X-Man to die. Going by Luke being able to casually carry an 18 wheeler over his shoulder, how close are these two in strength?

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>>87742108
Don't tell me, she's the type who frequently does that?

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And this is why, when you have to deliver food to the people in your dungeons, you either don't give them plates, or you use PAPER plates.

>>87742095
Hope seems to have forgotten her entire childhood in this series?

Like, her being a Messianic figure being chased down by assholes is her entire life's frame of reference. She's had like maybe 6 months of living in the present being a Junior X-Men Team Leader to inform her as not the most important person in the world.

Bishop killed BILLIONS and rendered most of the Earth uninhabitable to get at her.

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Shit, good job Hawkeye.

>>87742181
She was a baby that Cable kidnapped into the future to save her from a newly evil Bishop. She spent like 16 her-years or so time jumping further and further into the future with a Forwards-only time machine to avoid getting caught.

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>>87742137
Yeah, but he was a high school science teacher. I get the feeling that, even on his dumbest days, Peter doesn't think teaching someone about Photosynthesis or whatever the hell they teach high schoolers in science class now will be helpful in this particular scenario.

To answer your question, it's still canon. Peter mention it in Avengers Academy.

>>87742111

Did you miss a page?

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>>87742124
Were you expecting any different?

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>>87742199
To be fair, magical kung fu city is probably new to her, and even if it wasn't, I doubt she's happy with the whole "if I fuck up everything dies" part. Until recently, she probably considered succeeding the obvious.

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>>87742223
Oh, I know the general gist of her backstory. I think I've got the Messiah trilogy trades on my bookcase somewhere. I just don't know Hope's actual personality, since she's not really a character in those books, as much as she is a pot device.

>>87742198
Y'know, Magma's kind of a bitch, I'm surprised she didn't just Flame On and burn his hands until she got free.

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>>87742236
Nope, I checked the trade. If you mean between Hope giving Spidey shit for not having a lesson plan and the "With Great Power" speech, no. I checked the books, there's nothing in betwen. It comes out of NOWHERE.

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>calling Jessica Drew a Skrull

Clint, you're lucky she doesn't kill you for that.

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>>87742266
Given that there's still five of the Phoenix Five at this time, and they didn't start to lose it until Namor got beaten, they probably lectured everyone about killing the prisoners.

>>87742295
>Bottom panel

"My god, they know about my 'I love Arrows' tattoo!"

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Huh, I suddenly wish we got more Bearded Cage.

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>Luke Cage vs. Phoenix-Juggernaught-Colossus

Even Bendis has to admit he won't win this fight.

>>87742314
This ship is the worst ship.
Tied with any ship with Jessica Drew in it for Worst Ship

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>>87742328
Come on Anon, he's got that one on the shaft.

I'll sit in the corner for that pun when I finish the thread, promise.

>>87742333
>Running punch to the back of Bobby's neck.

Good job, Luke, you just killed Sunspot.

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Yeah, you should know what's coming now.

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Yeah, this should've been obvious the moment Colossus got knocked back by Cage.

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>>87742356
I've made my thoughts on Hawkeye ships fairly obvious by now, I like to think.

In case I need to spell it out for those of you new to the threads, HawkeyeXMoonstone

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Hey, remember when Bendis created the Illuminati, Anons?

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See, considering the detail on Skull's face, it's not surprising people genuinely don't remember that it's usually just a mask.

>>87742406
Well, with the end of this issue, I think I a bed to go.

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This page is starting to make me want to read more Golden Age Invaders.
Were they actually a team back then, or did Roy Thomas retcon them into one?

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>>87742370
He's been around Carol for WAY too long.

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>>87742435
Hopefully I'll be up tomorrow so we can get an early start on the next issue.

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In case you don't know, Cap found out about the Illuminati during Bendis's other Avengers series, and joined them, getting one of the gems for himself.

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Damn it Xavier, you're turning into Jean!

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>that cringy comment about "Doctor"

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>that feel when the bald man who conscripted you into being his child soldier is more of a father than your real father

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Oh come off it Reed, you were involved in the Civil War too. At least Xavier and Doctor Strange stayed out of it, you helped clone a damn god!

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>"I think he dyes his sideburns to make himself look smarter. Just sayin'"

Or maybe he's just freaking old. Is the fact that he and Ben used to be soldiers in Korea still a thing?

>>87742457
>Were they actually a team back then, or did Roy Thomas retcon them into one?

IIRC they weren't until after WW2, and even then they were the All-Winners Squad, but that Golden Age book basically served as Roy Thomas's original template for the Invaders.

>>87742356
I will fight you, anon

t. carol&jessfag

>>87742549
>>87742568
>This burrito joke
Does anybody else other than Bendis write Tony like such a manchild? I don't remember Hickman's Tony saying anything nearly this stupid during the incursion meetings.

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I joke, but the bit from here on? I genuinely like.

>>87742504
I don't understand what the purpose of the Illuminati really is. How do they decide what things to keep secret and which not?

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>>87742629
I guess I'll start reading there once I'm finished with everything else.

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>>87742632
Bendis writes practically EVERYONE as a man-child. I think that's why people wanted him to write Peter Parker so much.

>>87742537
>>87742549
>>87742549
I don't really understand this logic that they're not allowed to ever use the Infinity Gems for anything. How are they "done as a species"?
Bendis did the same thing in Age of Ultron, where they REFUSED to use the Ultimate Nullifier against Ultron even though it would solve everything.

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>>87742641
Basically, they keep secret everything they can get away with. Unfortunately, since you can count on one hand the number of problems they actually SOLVE without other people finding out, that's not a lot.

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>>87742670
I guess you can argue they worry about not making things WORSE by using them? I mean, if they fuck up with the Infinity Gauntlet, they could accidentally the universe.

>>87742596
>Or are you worried that with the Phoenix under control, the world is going to be a better place with no place for you in it?
FUCKING BULLSHIT
No way that Cap would stay silent after that. That is insulting, how dare you Reed?
Also, fuck your math, isn't it the reason you joined Tony in the first Civil War?

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>>87742699
Reed seems to put as much trust in his math as some people do in religion.

>>87741089
Uh Luke, you're not actually adressing any of their complaints. True, their complaints are fucking stupid, but saying "you need to fix your own house before you have the right to criticize us" is not going to make things better.

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I won't lie, I love this page, particually Daredevil's smug-ass grin.

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Oh, and speaking of religion, the fucking Purifiers.

>>87741207
You'd think Storm would at least wait until the end of the briefing in order to get as much intel as possible of what's going on THEN go back to Utopia.
What the fuck was the point of her joining the Avengers? She did jack shit in the Osborn arc.

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Do you think the Purifiers memorize Corinthians 11:14 because they got tired of hearing bible passages that contradict their bible passages?

>>87741317
The retcon is especially dumb since it was established that there had only ever been one female Iron Fist.

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>>87742730
To be fair, the complaint of "Why won't you do more to fix our stuff after supervillains wreck it" could fairly easily be answered with "It ain't our job to fix what gets broken, that's Damage Control and your insurance company's job."

Granted, Luke put it better than I did, but I'm not the kind of guy you put on TV to deal with angry protesters for that very reason.

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>>87742757
>What the fuck was the point of her joining the Avengers? She did jack shit in the Osborn arc.

It's been a while since I read the other Avengers series, maybe she had a genuine conflict about it? Cause yeah, we went from HAMMER to AvX.

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Remember Anons, Mockingbird's the same kind of Super Soldier as Captain America.

>>87742766
I'm pretty sure that Bendis is the only writer to have them quote scripture in the middle of combat, could be wrong.

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Okay, look at that damn face in the fourth panel. What the shit?!

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>>87742774
I suppose if you pull REALLY far out of your ass, you can say she didn't count since she didn't have to fight everyone else to become Iron Fist, but that's still a stretch.

>>87742199
>Bishop killed BILLIONS and rendered most of the Earth uninhabitable to get at her.
And he got away with everything. They could have at least had the decency to retcon things, say he was brainwashed or that it was an evil Bishop from another timeline, but nope.

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>6 flashback panels for Jessica
>Only one to his best friend
>Only two for his daughter

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Honestly, I kind of just want a page of Daredevil and a Purifier spouting scripture at eachother, just to see who breaks character and tells the other to shut up first.

>>87742832
>>87742846
Since when do the Purifiers have teach and weapons so advanced that they can hold their own against the Avengers?

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>>87742811
Outside of X-Anon's threads and the random collections I pick up, I don't know much about the X-Men.

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>>87742844
He was brainwashed. After, I mean. Storm re-brainwashed him to be a good guy again, apparently.

>>87742214
>You human @#@$!
Charles Xavier would be proud

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>"What's going on over there?"
>"He just quit the Avengers."

Oh no, what could happen to the New Avengers now that Luke Cage is leaving?! See you guys tomorrow and find out, as we finish up New Avengers!

Hope to see you all there!

>>87742881
So anybody can just buy Avengers-level weapons?

>>87743293
Makes you wonder why Hydra goons still use normal guns

>>87740982
Thanks

>>87742684
Why isn't Cap/Namor a more prominent thing?

He didn't even care about his death?

>>87745620
Was it already Captain Hydra?
Kobik might have rewritten his WW2 memories

>>87742124
Deodato is what Deodato does

>>87741207

Ah yes, when Storm was an Avenger for a whole 5 minutes

>>87741579
What the fuck that's just Jackie Chan's name in Chinese that's so stupid

>>87741976

So clearly Jean is supposed to be a resurrection of this girl, and Hope was supposed to be a resurrection of Jean.....but then it turned out she wasn't at all.

>>87742140

What the heck is that? A pancake, three hard boiled eggs, an eggroll, a side of beans lamb, and an apple?

>>87742198

I love how Clint's specialties are arrows & silverware.

>>87742237
>>87742249
>>87742264

Why wouldn't they put Jessica in a cell like Clint? She's a trained spy....she doesn't need powers to be a threat

>>87742777
I actually like Matt's reaction to that uncle tom joke.

>>87746640
No Namor died before Standoff.

>>87741594
Wasn't that not properly concluded and probably never will be?

>>87747143
This

>>87742471
The art in the issue is bad for Deodato, who's pretty bad to begin with.

>>87742537
Bullshit. He was dying an coming back to life YEARS before Jean was.

>>87741666
This was believed to be the only way for red head girls to learn at the time.

>>87742592
Yeah, but Reed's possessed of a cosmic destructive force that he can control.

Tony and Steve should remember him, he saved their lives from Onslaught.

>>87742596
Actually, now that I think about it more, it makes sense that Reed is pro-Phoenix, given that she's his alternate future daughter in law.

Although his alternate future grandson IS a handful.

>>87742111
>>87742236
>>87742277
There's one more page in that issue where Hope switches to I want to learn more from you mode and asks if she should change her costume, you can tell it's missing from the lack of a next issue thing.

>>87742607
Also, those aren't fucking sideburns, Charles Montgomery Stark.

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Okay, so funny story. I actually spent the from the end of this storytime to sunrise reading Defenders (I'm all the way to the DeMatteis run, in case you're curious), so I ended up sleeping through our regularly scheduled storytime. So what do you say we finish up New Avengers here, and a few hours early?

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Am I the pleb, because I feel like I hate seeing Gaydos ALL the time.

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It's weird going from Defenders, where he wore the full costume, to seeing Hellstorm dressed like off-brand John Constantine.

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>>87745620
>He didn't even care about his death?
If memory serves, Cap was one of the first heroes to go after the Squadron. I think Hammond ended up asking him to let HIM take care of them, and since he's just as close to Namor as Cap (not to mention isn't tied into other books), he's the main focus.

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So Spidey was right all along?

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Carol made the choice to become Captain Marvel during the Secret Avengers tie-ins to Avengers vs. X-Men, so from here on, we're unlikely to see anymore of Carol's black costume.

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>Jennifer Kale

Oh boy, time for Bendis to shit on another fan-favorite C-Lister!

>>87759663
Too bad she won't get RIPPED for another few years.

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>>87748285
And we ended up reading through all five minutes!

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Apparently she ended up coming back to life in another book, after jobbing to the last villain in Bendis's Avengers.

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Are you shitting me here, Gaydos?

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Oh my god, two straight pages of almost the same damn panel repeated. Lazy fuck.

Say what you want about Land or Deodato, at least they trace multiple pictures a page!

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One of these days, I'm going to have to post the old Captain/Ms. Marvel books.

Maybe I'll do that when I finish with this.

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>>87748918
On his better days, he's basically Bullseye.

>>87743293
Kinda the point of AIM, really.

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>>87751265
Honestly, I basically know nothing about the series. Hell, I started reading Secret Warriors because I got the two mixed up.

>>87759863
Pretty sure the next time they talk after this arc was Jessica Jones #1. So last month.

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>>87757061
Has anyone ever DONE anything with that, since Onslaught? I mean outside Gillen making a joke about it with Sinister's shipping board.

>>87759882
I was assuming you were the one who storytimed it a few months back, but I guess not. I'm pretty sure someone mentioned in there that it was that series that either had an ending and they won't release it, or it won't ever be finished.

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>>87757799
That's the end of the issue, isn't it?

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>>87759718
Yeah, nobody in this arc gives us Anka amounts of biceps.

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Okay, nobody should ever write a script where Gaydos has to draw smiles. They're absolutely fucking horrifying. And I don't mean in the subtle "That's creepy" sense, I mean "Kill it with fire!"

>>87759482
No, he's shit.
Also, welcome back Hellstrom, you can't manage to keep a single look down from one appearance to another.

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>>87759902
Until the series came out, Bendis was basically the only one who gave a crap about Jessica Jones. Maybe when Marvel has enough female superheroes in other media that they can safely ignore the shit ones, she'll go back to that level of obscurity.

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>>87759919
Afraid not, Anon. I haven't storytimed much since starting this whole thing.

>>87759514
I feel like they had no idea what to do with him once they hit the 90s.

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Bendis keeps having Strange and other Sorcerers use spells from "The Book of Fire". Is that something he just made up (explaining the vague name), or is it something from Doctor Strange I haven't read yet?

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The book of the Vishanti, on the other hand, is an actual thing. Honestly, I'm surprised Bendis hasn't had someone casually cast spells from the Darkhold.

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>>87760023
Given what Marvel was doing around the time, it's pretty hard to outdo a character who is literally the Son of Satan.

>>87759617
>Victoria Hand is Osborn's pocket mage

Well, SHIELD has had magic divisions in the past.

If Bendis wanted this be a shocking twist, he ought'n have used the naked fascist who's been hanging around.

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And shit like this is why nobody takes Maria Hill seriously, when she's not the antagionist. Nick Fury would've had these guys gone by the first page.

>>87759749
Yeah, Del Mundo's Elektra book. She has a half scared body now cause apparnetly that's the price to leave hell.

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Can you believe we've went through this entire series with Hand, and the fact that she's a lesbian has NEVER come up? After Fearless Defenders, you'd expect that to be her entire character.

>>87759663
Logan, you grew up in goddamn turn of the century Alberta.

There are more people in that room than the unincorporated township your childhood mansion was built in.

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>>87760097
>he ought'n have used the naked fascist who's been hanging around.

Carol isn't naked anymore, and she's not a facist yet, she's still kind of a tool.

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>"The Avengers are making me do this!"

Here's how easy it should be to disprove this. "What are all of your powers?" and "Can any of you control the body of others?"

>bendis
>deodato
This is like hell

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Maria Hill, if you can't make federal agents listen to you, why should the Avengers?

>>87759838
You should, I don't think anybody's done Claremont/Busiek's Carol in order. Sometimes gets overlooked because of /co/'s love for Reed.

>>87760201
This last arc is guest artist central anon, power through.

>>87741073
What is the context for that page anyways?

>>87759789
Hey, only 6 of 9 of those panels are the same.

Danny calling Luke 'Cage' is weird. Like, he ought to be calling his best friend Luke.

Also, Danny, your costume is not better.

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>>87760138
>She has a half scared body now cause apparnetly that's the price to leave hell.
And yet Voodoo got out easily enough. She must've got a bad deal.

>>87759815
Okay, cancel my like quarter hearted defense.
This is classic "Ctrl-V" Gaydos in fine form.

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Well, that blows.

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>>87760201
This may be unpopular, but I'd argue that Gaydos is worse than Deodato.

>>87759838
Wait, maybe the answer to where Dani went in Jessica's new book is that Carol kidnapped her because Futurecrime.

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And there goes Victoria Hand. Bendis knew that he was writing his last Avengers arc, so he basically decided that he wasn't going to let someone else write her.

If Miles didn't explode in popularity like he did, I believe he'd do the same with him, breaking his toys so nobody else can play with them.

>>87760336
Already answered in #2. She's with Jessica's mother.

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>>87760239
The context is "Sabertooth's kind of a cunt".

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>>87760228
I've got two ideas for what to storytime after this, depending on if people are burned out by Marvel.

>The Marvels and Adam Warlock
>Swamp Thing, and the various series that loop into it

I did most of the reading for both of them. I may do Swamp Thing later, because someone's doing Sandman now.

>>87759969
what a shitty scene, is it supposed to imply the "spirit" jumped from her to carol? Christ, i'm trying to be an artist and i would never accept work if my art was of this caliber, its gross. how fucking starving for artist is marvel? and i'm pretty sure i've seen even worse god damn it.

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>>87760242
>>87760270
Told you. Dude's a total hack.

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This would be more of a shock if you didn't start the arc with Hellstorm getting killed.

>>87759956
>In event of possible arrest, fake simultaneous heart attack and psychotic episode.

Well played, Hand. Right out of the Craven Handbook.

>>87760311
I'm glad I'm not the only person who fucking hates gaydos
I said that once and a bunch of anons yelled at me

>>87759969
>When Hillary first heard Donald Trump announce his candidacy

>>87760017
Holy shit, Art someone actually fucking DREW.

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>>87760412
I'm convinced that he only got the job because Bendis likes him, because it's not like he's done much else, based on his wikipedia page. At least compared to some of the other artists Marvel uses.

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Well, at least they got a new artist so they can't copy-paste the last few pages.

>>87760091
>Luke wearing buccaneer boots.

I feel like this might be Pacheco drawing a more old school, costumed Cage and getting vetoed at the colorist level.

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And Hellstorm isn't sitting in the chair this time.

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Good job Hill, you really have a way with making Feds do what you want. Say you want them to go away, you get 7 trucks and another 7 cars!

>>87760138
Leave Hell? Or leave Hel? Because it'd almost make sense with Hel.

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>>87760470
I wonder if that was required reading for dealing with Osborn.

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>>87760484
As I learned when I started posting Alias, people REALLY like that series. I had a guy shitposting Vanellope pictures for entire threads.

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So is the fact that Daniel Drumm's ghost has been hanging around Voodoo for years not common knowledge?

>>87760311
They both deserve to be arrested for criminal abuse of Photoshop.

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>>87760577
It would explain the random armbands that nobody else in this arc draws him with.

>>87741251

Continuity is for faggots

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>>87760517
Like one Anon said, the artist switches a lot this arc.

>>87760339
When was this running? Concurrant to AoS season 1? She died there too. Might be synergy.

> breaking his toys so nobody else can play with them.

This is a awful trend and writers need to stop doing it.

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Peter, you know who Daredevil is, shut up and assume the lawyer knows what the hell he's doing.

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>two Maria Hills

Seriously Bendis, Marvel fans know the deal just from that, why bother ruining the surprise?

>>87760436
Wait, how the fuck did Hill beat him there?

>>87741640

What the hell Bendis. This is stupid by comics standards

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>>87760628
Do non-Thor characters even GO to Hel?

>>87760556
Oeming was the talented half of Powers, and the writing he's done solo proves it.

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>"You can't let him get anywhere near Thor or Wolverine..."

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"Can we let him get near Thor or a Hulk?"

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So Daredevil's senses can now recognize ghosts. That's a neat trick.

>>87760914

What books?

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>>87760748
Yeah, but at least if you give Deodato a decent colorist it can look half-decent (Ellisbolts).

I've only seen a few things with Gaydos drawing, and they ALL look like trash.

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>>87760781
Go away Bendis.

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>>87760794
No, this was earlier by almost a year.

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>"You look very familiar, Mr. Lucas. Are you a basketball player?"

>dasracist.gif

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>>87760874
Strange literally asks her that next issue.

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>>87760887
Bendis knows a BIT about Iron Fist by now, but not the minutiae.

>>87761010
Thor Disassembled.
Thor Blood Oath.
Stormbreaker: The Saga of Beta Ray Bill.
Ares.

>>87742777
Why am I not surprised that Bendis, and by extension Cage, does not know what an Uncle Tom actually is?

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Time for a Wizard fight!

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Time for the last issue of Bendis's New Avengers, Anons!

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I normally don't post these pages to save time, but just look at all those damn artists!

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Is he still making people them beat the shit out of each other?

>>87761175
I feel like it ought to be harder to mind control a god than this.

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>Doctor Strange vs. Hawkeye, Captain Marvel, The Thing, Mockingbird, Spider-Man, Iron Fist, Thor, Captain America, Spider-Woman, Red Hulk, Black Widow, Daredevil, Vision, and Iron Man

Well... that's a tough fight.

>>87761236
Hurray. Last Deodato for a while. I hope.

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>>87761307
A Phoenix-Empowered Emma Frost tried controlling Thor. He yelled at her "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" and she had to settle for her Diamond Form.

>>87761260
The only name I recognize from the Jam artists is Becky Cloonan.

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>>87761327
For my threads, at least.

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The hell? Where'd that house come from?

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Huh, this isn't a bad page.

>>87761414
Kansas?

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Why does the Thing only have four fingers?

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The shit is this?

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Remember, Strange has been nerfed from his Sorcerer Supreme days, and he's basically taking out each Avenger in one page.

>>87761478
Cosmic Rays and poor radiation shielding.

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Well, almost every Avenger.

>>87761507
Suddenly Hellcat.

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Remember, Doctor Doom later managed to bring Brother Voodoo back to life, so apparently Daniel Drumm just didn't look hard enough.

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You ever hit a... wait, nevermind, i think I used the "hit a motherfucker" joke already.

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>>87761551
Doesn't he usually have five though?

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And Luke shows up JUST in time to make things worse.

>>87761558
The power of France!

>>87761581
>Corashnado

Sounds like a Syfy original.

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Like I said, I'm surprised Bendis didn't have him cast spells from the Darkhold here, not realizing why that's a VERY bad idea.

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Winner, Doctor Strange.

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So I guess the Ancient One died normally at some point, instead of basically merging with Eternity?

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And despite this, Strange never again shows the kind of power he used to show off in the old days.

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According to the wikia, Hellstrom's next appearance is in Agent Venom.