was popeye impotent? Why did he adopt a son instead of just,like,

>>87685977

Popeye had a biological son in the 80s.

Lest you forget about the Popeye & Son animated series.

SPOILER:

Popeye's son was radical to the max.

>>87685996

Well shit. I never knew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvUgx30lLGU

>>87686021
>>87685996
this remind me of james bond jr

>>87686021
So wait, was Popeye a blonde then? Or was he cucked?

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>>87688456
>So wait, was Popeye a blonde then?

Canonically, his hair is red.

NO IF ANDS OR MAYBES
I'LL NEVER HAVE BABIES
I'M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN

>>87688506
Fuck you, I chuckled.

>>87688456
>cucked
>implying olive was physically capable of breeding with a body like that

If anything, Junior was her husband's son

>>87685977
Swee Pea was left on his doorstep.

Fun fact, Popeye is against spanking. Probably because his own dad was an abusive asshole.

>>87686021
I remember that, but for some reason this sticks in my mind more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbUGcmKJt2M

>>87688481

>Epic Popeye

Dafuq is this and is it awesome?

>>87688617
Popeye that spinach must've been in there for centuries, put that shit down.
Also, I remember an old popeye short where some kid is reading a popey comic and some bully comes and starts messing with the kid the popey in the comic hands over the kid a spinach and then the kid puches the bully through a goddamn house, everything except for popey himself was live action which made it really funny for some reason.
Anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>87688733
>popey
What the fuck, does it auto correct or something?
is popey even a word.

>>87688753
Popey:
in the manner or style of the Pope.
"I went to the Vatican, but it was a bit Popey for my tastes"

You know that you don't have to be impotent to adopt a child, right? You just need to be unselfish.

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>>87688840

>adopting children when you're perfectly capable of having your own

Who the fuck prefers used merchandise when they could have mint in box?

>>87688932
>bringing another person into this overpopulated world
fuck that, Voluntary Human Extinction Movement right here

>>87689007

Only white people are falling for the "Earth is overpopulated, have less babies" meme, which is why you're losing ground globally and will be guests in your own countries soon.

Well, you and the Japanese, I guess.

>>87689040

The Japanese fell for it big time. Enjoy your animoos while you still can, anons.

>>87689098
no prob.
Japan was irrelevant, china and both koreas will pick up the slack.

>>87688932
>>87689007
>>87689040
>>87689098

>America, France and Japan are the 3 primary sources of animation in the world

>Their birthrates are plummeting at a catastrophic rate. Japan will become a ghost country due to their immigration laws, but the US and France will be taken over entirely by Hispanics or Middle Easterners with no ability or interest in animating

The entire animation industry is on suicide watch.

>>87689040
Japan knows their under populated, their just too fucking beta to do anything about it.

>>87689040
>white middle class or white collar workers fall for the Earth is overpopulated, have less babies meme

The working class/blue collar still breed like rabbits

>>87689242

It is projected that white people will be outnumbered by minorities in the USA by 2030.

Soon Hispanics will be able to outnumber you at the polls. You're pretty well fucked.

>>87689127
A bulk of China's population will consist of old people due to their fucked up
one child policy.

>Was Popeye impotent?

>I am now imagining The Sun Also Rises narrated by Popeye

God damn you, that's going to be with me forever.

>>87689040
>falling for this
are you fucking stupid how the fuck isnt the world overpopulated

>>87688506
I am fucking dying, goddamn.

>>87685977
How would "narrow urethra" sound in Popeye-speak?

>>87691383
>How would "narrow urethra" sound in Popeye-speak?

>Well blow me down!
>I'm tryin', Popeye! But it just won't work!
>Garsh...

>>87688506
TOOT
TOOT!

>>87688631
Short-lived miniseries about Popeye's early life that is in no way canonical but was clearly made with love for Segar's original work and is worth a read, even if it did get cancelled two issues in.

>>87688932
>Who the fuck prefers used merchandise when they could have mint in box?
are you a pedophile
because that's exactly the kind of thing a pedophile would say

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>>87688733
It begs the question why didn't Popeye just eat the spinach earlier and save himself a beating?

Popeye ages so damn well it's amazing

>>87689127
>Both Koreas
North Koreans hate anime and all forms of art from Japan who they view as imperialists and colonizers.

>>87688456
>>>/pol/
>>>/tv/
And stay out.

>>87688932
You too.

>>87692391
not really, but it does raise the question.

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steroids, "spinach" .

>>87685977
1/16th of all humans inside the USA at the time were orphans

it was a pass at the times

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>>87692411
I take it you've never seen North Korean cartoons?

>>87685977
what part of able seaman dont you understand

>>87692391
I imagine it has a limit. He can't just pop a can in the morning and coast on it through the day

>>87693465

well, no. After 4 hours he needs to call a doctor.