ITT: Describe your life with a /co/ related image

>>87685887
you alreadry posted it. contemplate killing myself every day.

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>>87685887

>>87685887
rachelmaddowonelectionnight2016.jpg

>>87686328
That aint workin'.

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>>87685913
>>87685926
>>87686424
>>87686300
i hope things go better for you guys

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I should be studying as i type this.

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>>87685887

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With notably less swords.

>>87686061

I came here to post this.

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>>87686809
I wish I wasn't so fat.

>>87686451
>Things getting better
That's terrible. If things get better I won't kill myself and lose an opportunity to escape this mortal prison for good.

>>87686061
God didn't do it, you did it. You're a fucking narcotics agent I knew it.

>>87686910

Start smoking.

>>87686809
You took part in the recent coup in Turkey?

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>>87687057

No, but I lost my social skills in the Finno-Korean Hyper War.

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>ITT: I hate my life /co/

It's always the same in these threads.

>>87687156
You think people come to 4chan because they're happy and content with their lives?

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>>87687180
No I think they come because they're bored/horny

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>>87687331

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And none of you can have any.

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A lot of stuff has happened to me. Stuff I never thought would happen. So I'm somewhere between numb and confusion.

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Everyone and their red-headed stepchild banging on my door, trying to get my shekels.

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>>87687351

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>>87687351

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>>87685887

>>87687128
Weaponized autism. Ain't it a bitch?

>>87687156
Pretending to be suicidal is an ez way to make a joke, but it's boring when everyone is doing it.

>>87687180
I come for the laffs

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>>87685887

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bretty much

>>87687152
'I didn't get my fly honeys'

>>87688082
LONDON?

>>87688153
nuck

>>87688082
You are not a cute girl and you know it.

>>87687411
I will, because I'm the best lawyer on 4chan.

>>87687156
look at the thread, not everyone here is depressed/sad

mostly are bored/killing time

what makes perfect sense since that is probably more than 80% of the reason people use the internet to begin with

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No turning back now

I blame you all

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fuck

>>87688838
You are young Danny Elfman?

>>87688838
Isn't this what life's all about?

>>87688838
THIS IS MY PRIVATE LIFE

>>87689000
Isn't this a dream come true?

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>>87685887

These threads are always exactly the same.

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>>87689000
>>87689238
Isn't this a nightmare?

>>87688011

>Pretending

>>87689329
These threads are always exactly the same.

>>87685913
>>87685887
Well if you need it, there are resources like suicide hotlines to help you out. Sometimes the simple act of voicing your problems helps.

>>87689522
http://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/

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>>87689522
>>87689590
Is there a hotline that eggs me on and tries to push me off the ledge

That would be great

>>87689831
Anon, I know that 2016 has been a pretty shit year, what with Brexit and now Trump, but we're going to need you.

>>87686300
>not the edit

>>87689916
>we're going to need you

I owe you nothing. And Brexit and Trump were hilarious.

>>87687718
>week twelve
More like
>2006 /b/

>>87689949
Woah, cool it with that edge, bro.

>>87689916
Trump winning is the only thing stopping me from killing my self.

>>87689522
Why would anyone suicidal call some kind of hotline? What if they talk you out of ending it all now?

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>>87685887

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just masturbated 3 times in a row, going for the fourth

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>>87685887

>>87690250
3's the limit per day, pal
You really don't want a dysfunctional old man dick before senior age

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>>87685887

>>87690099
I suspect that's kind of the point of it. Also as I said, talking about it might make you happier.

Suicide isn't something to be taken lightly. It impacts people other than the person committing suicide as well as removing the possibility for the person that is committing suicide to experience any potential happiness.

>>87688437
This is really conflicting.

>>87691640
Well, my closet waifu of course isn't real.

Why even live?

>>87689935
>implying life would ever give you a giant beer

>>87689831
>>>/b/

Dial 2008.

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>>87687244
What a coincidence.

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>>87691737
>tfw your waifu is a closet

>>87689831
Your on it.

>>87689478
This anon is following his dream. Be like him.

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I really dont know whats going on in my life anymore
Started college with the plan of getting a degree in automotive repair and 5 years later im in 2nd year med school
Wanted to be a anti-social neet and end up marrying my childhood sweetheart
Did part time work in a casino as a bacarat dealer and end up being the night shift HR internal Manager

Why the fuck cant I do anything right
This is the same as the time I got first honors in 6th grade because the top 10 died on the way to a future leaders seminar and i was the 11th guy

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>>87692065
>that spoiler
You are the main character in a comedy of errors. Your life premiered amidst the summer blockbusters and while you will never be successful enough to warrant a sequel, middle class baby boomers will find you funny enough to follow the slowly declining carreer of the actor who portrayed you.

In short, you're doing better than me.

>>87692161
Oh god im an adam sandler character

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>>87692194
And all that entails.

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>>87692194
>adam sandler
no anon much worst

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And not /co/, but too good to not use.

>>87692259
But I already have a gun

>>87692352
This really needs to be shop with Trump

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>>87692395
Oh boy, if we're going animu I think I have a folder full of pics that represent my life.

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>>87692632
>that image

Oh god, that was me literally last week

>>87692632

Hm, fits my life too.

Not unlike a glove.

>>87692632
What is wrong with that guys hands?

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>>87685887
Have a week off from work, figured I would study art and coding, but instead sat around watched two episodes of luke cage, got stumped on one coding problem and failed fap november by fapping to an old high school friend's college friend.

>>87692632
i've seen this posted a billion times, where is it from?

>>87692352
how stunningly accurate. i'd post the mutie image with your face, but i'm on my friend's comp

>>87692720
"no fap" is a scheme devised by the jewish media

don't fall for it and stay strong and proud

>>87692773
I only used it as a means to control my fapping concerns.

>>87687234
Made me laugh the hardest, I thought I was the only one who imagined this every day.

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Literally any picture of Ed

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>>87685887

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>>87686948
>mortal prison
If life was that bad you'd have done it by now. Cheer the fuck up

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Come to your own conclusions.

>>87693304
I'm guessing your child has been acting like shit lately.

>>87693337
If only.

I'm the other one in the picture.

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>>87692065
>This is the same as the time I got first honors in 6th grade because the top 10 died on the way to a future leaders seminar and i was the 11th guy
I don't believe a word tho'

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>>87685887
Is there an image that conveys a life of familial abuse, running away, light drugs, gay sex, semi-prostitution, exploitation, art, druggings, scapegoating, overly-intense empathy, severe anxiety and depression issues, a failed suicide, defensiveness, an absent father, drug-addicted relatives, abandonment issues, stealing, and optimism? If someone's got a Marie Kanker daydreaming pic that'd work.
Here's a picture of utter confusion instead.

Is there a connection between comic/cartoon nerds and depression?

>>87693619
Those with severe chemical imbalances (BRAIN PROBLEMS) tend to find escape in fiction, sometimes obsessively so.

So... yeah, actually.

>>87693654
So what you mean is: comics don't cause depression, depression causes comics?

>>87693206

Not him but man people have problems killing themselves because their depression lowers motivation, and lack of motivation keeps you from killing yourself. It's why antidepressants INCREASE the chance of suicide, because it generally increases motivation and now you feel able to do it.

>>87688082
This is such a massive lie. Every single girl that's into Marvel or DC is in it for the movies.

They have Thor, Loki, Ironman stuff. They read Steve/Bucky fics on tumblr.

Not one of them gives a single flying fuck about the female Marvel characters. The only ones that do are those with popular youtube channels and they are the objective minority.

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>>87693700

>>87691240
>It impacts people other than the person committing suicide
boy, this is exactly what suicidal people need, guilt tripping on top of whatever they're struggling with

fuck off with the "derp derp suicide is selfish" shit, its their life and their decision to make, no one elses

>>87695690
Knowing the ramifications of committing suicide and deciding what to do afterwards is a test of how far gone the suicidal person is.

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Doin pretty good

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>>87692636

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Nobody likes my spider and bald head

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I just blast my bone all day and I'm a dork.

>>87692674
He's sad dude

>>87692352
>not known by many, mild mannered shitposter boco is secretly billionaire bruce wayne.

>>87696365

Great, now I have to kill you.

Anyone have a picture of a very bored man being abused by a very hostile wife? With total destruction in the background?
Fuck.

>>87696403
I thought batman doesn't kill.

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>>87696446
This is the closest I have to your description.

>>87696487

....Fuck.

>>87696487
We're talking about Bruce Wayne here, not Batman.

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>>87687640
Damn right

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>>87685887

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>>87696501
It's perfect.
She attacked me, her family came over, and called me a piece of shit, and she got her nice echo chamber where she was constantly right. That picture is perfect. Thank you.

>>87696621
I'm so sorry.

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>>87689916
Holy shit, fuck off with this.

>>87696722
It's okay, I'm sorry about spilling my self-pity-spaghetti here. This is all I have right now.

>>87694070

I thought I was the only one who thought that. I'd buy that brand just for the pretty container. Shame they changed it to a plain blue background with a flower, not as good as it used to be

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Boss dropped work on me today and has more coming after this month

>>87688838

You don't care, how you look walking down the street?

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Not even depressed. Just look pissed off all the time, which tends to ward people off.

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>>87685887

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I keep selling my soul and someday they're going to come and take me to the other side

>>87692671
Please tell me more Boco.

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my life is unexciting and im totally fine with it

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>>87696572
I think this one fits you MUCH better.
No really, this is you so much it will hurt.

>>87697896
>edgy tryhard comic picks on edgy tryhard weebs
g-got'em

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>>87686995
terrible advice

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>>87699214
>edgy tryhard comic

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Every thread until Im dead

>>87685887
Wait a sec, shouldn't the washrooms be through that door?

>>87700864
NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDD

>>87700864
It's the woman's, they never come into Moe's

>>87695762
I'm pretty sure everyone who considers suicide knows that shit would kill them.

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>>87685887

>>87687718
What even is this?

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>>87685887

>>87701347
I don't get why they're laughing.

>>87701441
Sonic is laughing at the word duty

Knuckles is laughing at the word civic, which is a joke because you'd expect him to also laugh at the word duty

>>87701469
Oh, so it's almost a poop joke.

>>87697465
Well, anon?
Are you ready?

>>87686552
fucking this

>>87693619
No. Everyone is just fucking depressed now. We live in an age of post-modern anxiety.

>>87686552
Nutshack

>>87687128
Are you an ancient finngolian wizard?

>>87689089
Are you mad that you saved the thumbnail?

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>>87685887

>>87696820
>>87696621
>>87696446
Leave her ass and go fuck a misguided 18 year old. Don't let her sap your life away.

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>i need $700 for rent by Dec 1st
>i have no idea what my first paycheck is going to pay because I only recently just got a job
>i can only donate plasma once a week

adulting is hard

>>87696044
Spider Jerusalem?

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>>87685887

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>tfw watching liberal tears thanks to Trump winning

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>>87685887

>>87693659
I was motivated to finish my 50 word essay due tomorrow thanks to this.

>>87695933
What is your job anon?

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I am an australian immigrant that spends way to much time shitposting and making americans look bad on a mongolian horse fucking forum.
I'm living the dream lads.

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To be fair everything has been ok lately, not great but ok

>>87706495
Kek no you still a beta m8

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Every goddamn time.

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I'm so fucking hungry right now.

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>>87697919

>>87689469
These threads are always exactly the same.

>>87690250
What was the name of this comic again?

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Got the Job I wanted and still not happy, waiting for me to screw up the last 6 years of life progress to only return to a single jobless lifestyle im comfortable with. Depression is the only emotion I can handle. Me just waiting for the storm to hit.

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>>87686424
thats me.

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What the fuck man, I mean what the fuck...

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>>87685887
I have three big ass project to finish in two weeks, I portfolio that need 2 letters of recommendation from people who can find me credible, I'm trying to get into but no one is responding. Plus, I have three finals to deal with, one in a class that I'm probably floundering in.

On top of that, my dog of 11 years died so that's really the cherry on my shit sunday.

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could be worse, could be better.

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I've done most of what I could or need to right now. Not much left to do but wait.

>>87686648

A kindred spirit approaches.

>>87704838

At least there will be a 'donated' plasma glut by the time I generation has shriveled into mummies to pay rent.

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Despite my great efforts I can never truely be happy.

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>>87696880
and upon talking to him, he gave me a raise

cool

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I make enough to pay what bills I have to pay and the rest goes to food and beer so Im pretty content with my life right now

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>>87686880

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>one of these days