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Karl Urban is a movie God edition.
Previous thread: >>87548077
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>>87635875
Continuing from last thread... Citizen Sump.
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Some anon in the last thread was requesting the Dredd League of Fatties stories - I'll second that if anyone has them. Gluttony will prevail!
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Repeating from the last thread
>>87633352
>Spanked by Hershey
Lucky Joey
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Can we get the Judge Fish arc storytimed sometime?
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>>87636079
Was there an arc besides the one with Judge Cal?
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>>87636097
No.
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Bumping with classic covers.
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>>87636156
>those bottom panels
>literally every MtF
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>>87635956
>wanting spankings
>not wanting hershey to sit on your face and smother you into submission until you wake up in the cubes
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>>87639161
I said lucky, I didn't say he could be luckier
Also,
>Wanting to wake up in the cubes
>Not wanting to wake up built into her office chair and your entire sentence served with her uniform clad ass covering your face or agonizingly unable to do anything save stare up at the ceiling as you wait for her to come back
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>>87639365
Shit. That's a fate I'd be more than happy with.
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>>87636149
>Orson Welles block
Of course.
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>>87636293
I'm not crying
NOT
CRYING
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Post moarHershey
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>>87640435
blonde psi-slut is better
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>>87640453
Agree to disagree, anon. I want to be dominated.
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>>87640453
She's a bit too "le whacky personality as a coping mechanism to deal with the 1000 lifetimes of traumatic experiences she witnesses" for me.
She's hot though.
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>>87639161
>>87639365
>>87639916
I made a thing
>You made just one mistake, the worst in your life and now your life is over, the Judges are coming for you, you didn't even realize that was illegal, but they won't care, they'll just toss you in an iso-cube for Grud knows how long
>A loud "Freeze Creep " interrupts your worrying before your door explodes
>In hindsight you probably should have obeyed you note a split second after you reflexively turn to run, the second worst mistake in your life
>An instant later a single punch from herand she was VERY much a her you couldn't help but notice from that single terrifyingsends you head over heels sprawled on the groundly ...excitingglimpse
>Dazed from the first blow, it seems like you just blinked and suddenly she's on you, pinning you down in an awkward and rather painful position
>And once again panic wins and you make your third worst mistake, you struggle
>You hear something about resisting arrest as she shifts around and manhandles you into an easier to handle position
>You THINK she's restraining your limbs but you're not sure, too distracted by how she seems to be pressing her full weight on your head now, forcing you to struggle to breath, unable to see anything but a real up close view of her uniform as she keeps your head pinned undersome oddly soft part ofher body
>Stars dance in the darkness at the edge of your vision as the lack of air sends your mind into a haze, maybe you should have begged for a single breath, maybe you should have just saved your breath, you had precious little of it after all
>Instead you begged not to be thrown in the cubes, for all the good it would do you
>All you hear is a muffled "No, I think thirty years in the chair will do you better" before you pass out
1/3
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>>87640641>The first thing you see when you wake up is a ceiling, ...rather nicer than you were expecting for an iso-cube
>Panic sets in once more as you quickly find you can't move
>Not tied down can't move, literally can't move
>Can't talk
>Can't even scream
>All you can do is look side to side
>Calming down you try to glance around and take stock of your surroundings
>There's not much you can see save a ...table? that seems to be in front of you
>All you can do is wait, and wait, and wait
>Eventually a single sound breaks the monotony, that of a door opening, before the thump of thick, heavy boots gets closer and closer to your position
>It's the same Judge
>She HAD to have seen you, stopping a few inches from where you lie before turning and facing the desk(?), but she shows no sign of it, not even a glance down in your direction.
>You're ...not supposed to think these thoughts about a judge, that's very much against the law you're pretty sure, but it's really REALLY hard when you're just a few inches from her, staring up at her muscular thighs and thick ass, both clad in that skin-tight judges uniform
>Said ass promptly slams into you, far quicker and more painful than you'd like and a a familiar, suffocating weight engulfs your world once more as you once more struggle for breath
>...But, you don't need to it seems, your lungs burn from lack of air but you never pass out
>Instead you remain under there, for what must be hours, perfectly awake, unable to see or hear anything, until the heavy weight of her muscular and curvy frame pressing down on you, the feeling of her body rubbing up against you with every minute shift, each tiny gasps of air filled with her scent, and the heat radiating from her body become your entire world
>And then she leaves, fresh scentless air fills your lungs, and you're staring at the blank featureless ceiling once more
>For what seems like days
>Never getting hungry
>Never getting tired
>Feeling nothing
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>>87640654>Until she returns
>And once more you get to enjoy the sight of her ass for a moment before it smothers you and the cycle continues
>You eventually piece together what's happening
>Your in her office obviously, her chair to be specific and it has some system that keeps you from needing to eat, sleep, breath, or really much of anything
>And more importantly unable to do anything but be the perfect seat for those fleeting moments she needs to be in her office
>And you'll be like this for 30 years
>And there's no way to track how long you've been or how long you have left
>And never once will she look at you, talk to you, or even awkward you exist in any way>And longer you stay here the more you can't help but desperately wish she spent more time in her office
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>>87640641
>>87640654
>>87640661
And pastebin, longer than I planned, hope you like it
http://pastebin.com/e9KAk3SM
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>>87640641
>>87640654
>>87640661
>>87640666
Anon, I am forever in your debt.
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>>87640847
Thank youAnd oh shit I just noticed a really stupid typo, probably shouldn't be writing fapfics at 6 AM
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>>87635948
Otto was a character from the classic old days, it made me genuinely sad when they killed him off
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>>87639088
Don't judge by your shallow standards of ugly.
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>>87640178
When it's a guy like Otto, who genuinely did his best to make a better world despite everything being against him, it's okay.
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>>87640453
>>87640435
>scrabbling for sixty-year old vagoos
New meat Beeny is best Judge. Bonus for dark meat.
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>>87641586
To be fair, after all of the purges, nukes, etc. flying around, even before Day of Chaos, it's a surprise he died later rather than sooner.
But, yeah. Of the classic Dredd non-Judge cast, I think only Walter and Max Normal are still alive.
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Anyone here collecting the Mega Collection? All the books so far have been really good.
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>>87636293
Dammit Weather Control, you turned the rain on early.
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>>87642125
How are they on Kindle?
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>>87642158
No idea not sure if you can get them like that.
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>>87642299
Yeah, some of them are three-ten bucks cheaper on Kindle.
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>>87643788
Why go with a dancing T-Rex when we actually had Kleggs boogieing on down the streets of MC1 under Cal?
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>>87644442
It might be Satanus. Never mind he was dead long before Judge Death showed up.
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>>87644442
There are in fact a whole theme park's worth of dinos roaming around the cursed earth.
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>>87644442
Tame dinosaurs are easier to get your hands on.
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>>87642027
Isn't the average lifespan 150 or something by the time the series takes place? Combined with anti-aging shit, sixty years is just a relative number.
Beeny is too tragic for sexual.
>beeny
>badge clearly says BENNEET
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>>87643861
Gets me every time. What a great little done in one.
Also, all this talk about human furniture reminds me of a story!
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>>87648528
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>>87648548
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>>87648562
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>>87648584
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>>87648645
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>>87648711
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>>87648730
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>>87648752
This collector would actually reapper a few years later in "Missing", where he made the last mistake of his life:adding Judge Dredd to his collection.
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Thinking of getting one of these, anybody got one how do they look up close?
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>>87650583
I saw one of those last weekend on the 2000ad table at TB.
They are very nice quality and I was really tempted to get it.I personally like the black and red one far more
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Gonna do something I've been meaning to do for a while now: storytime the sensual and sadistic saga of Oola Blint, the infamous Angel of Mercy!
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>>87648528
>I suppose you'd rather be out shooting people?
>Frankly, yes.
I have no image that can sum up my laughter.
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>>87651807
>>87651750
Any time Dredd is forced to sit at a meeting it's a treasure.
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>>87651807
How would you describe the 90's Dredd art style? The painted edgy aesthetic. I love it so much.
The type from MacNeil/Bisley/Staples/Siku
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>>87646656
Nope. Most of the people who live that long are rich as fuck and are wrinkly sacks of shit.
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>>87652213
>YO, BABY!
>>87652199
If you want to be nice, you can call it 90s painted art, or hand-painted. Otherwise, at this stage they're pretty much all Bisley clones.
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>>87652236
>they're pretty much all Bisley clones
which is not a necessarily bad thing
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>>87652414
Except when every single one of them is the same. I need variety.
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>>87652339
If only Homer had stayed out of it.
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>>87652446
>>87652414
>>87652438
Pretty much. It's almost always great to see, but after a while it starts getting grating. Especially when they try to ape Bisley's early murkiness, so you get stuff like Goodnight Kiss and other stories that are just dark, broody, gloomy meh-sses.
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>>87652438
of course, of course, if everybody drew the same way I'd probably never pick up another comic book again
I just wanted to defend Bisley cause when he was good he was GOOD
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>>87652529
Man, Alex Ronald got really bad once digital coloring started spreading. Compare this to his episodes of The Pit...
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>>87652559
It took a long time for anyone to figure out digital coloring. Have you seen the bullshit they made out of some of Jack Kirby's Thor art?
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>>87652627
>Hey kid wanna--
... what do you call /ss/ with a teenager?
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>>87652758
>>87652754
Oh God, yes. And the omnibus coloring for Simonson's. It's a fucking travesty.
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>>87652758
Well, not Euthanasia.
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>>87652758
>>87652811
How about...Euthanasia via /ss/?
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>>87652819
>FRAKKA FRAKKA FRAKKA
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>>87652789
I keep hoping that one day, they'll get someone who knows what they're doing to retouch things
But I know it'll never happen.
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>>87652846
>>87652827
>Hey juve wanna euthana/ss/ia?
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>>87652923
Lawd havemercy!
>>87652903
That's why I really like DC's Kirby hardcovers and their TPBs of O'Neil's Question: no digital coloring, just retouching to keep the original as poppy as possible.
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>>87652923
>>Hey juve wanna euthana/ss/ia?
With an ass like >>87652970 and the rack she was sporting earlier it's very tempting
If death by snu snu is one of the options I'd be tempted not to say no
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>>87653023
>>87653007
Considering how shit life in MC-1 is, getting to tap that and dying at the end sounds like the best offer you'll ever get.
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>>87653121
I'd let her jingle my bells.
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>>87652213
>license plate: OH, SHI
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>>87653153
>Thatkillersmile
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>>87653071
>>87653153
>Feel a little prick just as you cum then drift off to sleep in her arms
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>>87653221
>>87653211
I can certainly think of worse ways to go.
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>>87653462
>Homer gets a new costume
>Oola gets a golden syringe
>And we get tits
What a merry Christmas!
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>>87648584
>If you think of anything else, let me know.
The best part of Dredd snark is that you can never be certain whether or not he's actually being snarky or if he's dead serious.
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>>87653500
>Golden Syringe and a wife with a body like that
Homer is a lucky man
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>>87653500
There's one appearance from the Blints that I'm gonna skip because it's part of the Doomsday Scenario epic. Nothing too important about it, though. Just the Blints moving to a different block after their old one got blown up in the war.
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>>87653735
I think you forgot your pic
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>>87653735
Woops.
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>>87654088
Fuck, again?
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>>87654296
And now, the very last Blint story so far! Will Oola and Homer finally face the fist of the law? Will their uncanny luck see them through one last time? Will I fuck up posting another page? Read on and find out!
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>>87654331
Also: more tits.
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>>87652627
now that's a rack that puts hershey to shame
goddamn
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>>87654387
>>87654382
Beeg Murder Teetees.
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>>87654382
>You will never be smothered to death by that rack
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>>87653277
>Jacob "Jack" Kevorkian (/kᵻˈvɔːrkiən/;[1] May 26, 1928 – June 3, 2011)[2] was an American pathologist, euthanasia activist, painter, author, composer, and instrumentalist. He is best known for publicly championing a terminal patient's right to die via physician-assisted suicide; he claimed to have assisted at least 130 patients to that end. He was often portrayed in the media with the name of "Dr. Death";
Mega-City One block names: letting me learn things every prog!
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>>87654615
And that's the end for the Blints' spree of murders and fanservice... for now!
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>>87653378
I really dig this art style. The mix of great normal art with outright cartoon googly-eyes here and there is neat.
As is the sex on legs, I mean. I don't remember any other character coming close to such blatant tits & ass for anything more than a page or so (from the little Dredd I've redd).
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>>87654692
Shes got that obvious Elvira/Vampira style to her.
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>>87653561
>Nothing too important about it, though. Just the Blints moving to a different block after their old one got blown up in the war.
>these weenies get away with more murder than you can shake a stick at
>yet poor innocent otto sump got shat on repeatedly and killed
just once i want a HAPPY ENDING
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>>87654819
>just once i want a HAPPY ENDING
Then you're reading the wrong mag.
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>>87654838
There's forty whatever years of comics, there has to be something happy in there someplace.
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>>87654692
Yeah, Brashill always delivered the fanservice. He also did part 2 of the last Batman crossover, Die Laughing.
>>87654611
Hah, I remember hearing about Kevorkian from my mom.
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>>87653658
fuck, this art style is way less appealing for oola big-lints
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>>87654851
Sure, here's one.
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>>87655044
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>>87654819
These two aren't the worst of it.
Motherfucking PJ Maybe pulled the same shit for decades.
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>>87655092
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>>87655120
Don't let the city win.
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>>87655091
At least PJ usually got away through cunning, smarts and connections. The Blints are like 90% luck. But hey, who dares wins, right?
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>>87655240
I have to say, I think it's more like the Justice system just isn't good at dealing with the real menaces of the city, because that's not their job.
Their job is upholding a number of arbitrary laws and codes, murder to them is about as illegal as littering. And it's a lot easier to catch a litterbug than a determined serial killer. So, the absolute worst of MC1's citizens slip by, while people who are at worst, careless, get caught again and again.
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>>87648548
>Would have paid to be in that position.
And half of this thread had that been Hershey.
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>>87655411
>Just half
Are you telling me there's a single anon here who wouldn't love to be under Hershey's ass?
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>>87648711
Rather spectacular panelling 2nd row down with the way the gunblast frames one of the shot perps. Good deal of scale and distance implied with close ups of sequential action.
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>>87654044
THE HOLE IN THE DOOR IS ON THE WRONG SIIIIIIIDE
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>>87648730
Saltiness, thy name is MC1 Citizens.
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>>87655284
True. Plus, there's two factors that also add to it:
1) The sheer size of the city. A proper serial killer, one who's halfway smart, can hide really fucking well in MC-1.
2) The stupidity of the citizens. Most criminals that the judges have to deal with are absolute imbeciles. So when they get the extremely odd actually smart murderer, they can barely handle them.
>>87655540
Hairsine is a great artist.
>>87655411
>>87655446
Sit on my face and tell me that you'll arrestme~
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>>87655665
>Sit on my face and tell me that you'll arrestme~
Is the sentence a mandatoryoralone?
Also
>Judge Hershey - Sybian 01.jpg
Is there an 02?
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>>87654456
>peeper license no: ncc 1701a
fukken trekkies
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>>87654615
>just drive up the fucking stairs like it's nothing
>>87654662
>Jovis <3 You
I swear I've seen that same van in another strip.
>>87654793
That too, I guess. Always been a sucker for the big-tittied goths.
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>>87655837
Unfortunately, no.
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>>87656027
Unfortunate
The arrest come with an assbeating at least?
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>>87655144
DON'T GIVE UP
DON'T GIVE IN
WITHOUT A BEARD, YOU'LL NEVER WIN
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>>87655665
>Sit on my face and tell me that you'll arrestme~
Life will be fine if we both sixty-nine?sitting on a judge helmet is probably equivalent to sticking a spatula up your ass
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>>87656220
>Life will be fine if we both sixty-nine?
>Not "Life would be fine or just sixty-nine"
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>>87656080
Oh Grud yes.
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>>87655572
Actually that's not right, they're much more than just salty. Mega City One's citizens are all Florida Man - that's their secret.
/r/floridaman, possibly reddit's only decent subforum.
http://countercurrentnews.com/2016/11/police-say-man-no-hands-no-legs-armed-run/
http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-polk/winter-haven/man-steals-gumball-machine-from-winter-haven-restaurant
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/law-abiding-perv-639270
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>>87656436
>Florida got nuked in the Apocalypse War
>The survivors moved deeper into the city and started breeding
>MC-1's DNA now carries a Florida Strain of absolute madness
Goddammit Florida.
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>>87640666
thank you satan, you've given us good things
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bumpin'
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>>87655144
God damn, every time;_;
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>>87655240
Did not expect JollyJack to be a Dredd fan
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>>87662304
The world is full of surprises.
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>>87655071
>Should have noticed how old his eyes were
But his eyes are the newest part of him
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>>87652019
>Very touchy. Probably a Virgo.
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>>87663374
Huh, will have to take another look at his gallery
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>>87654296
Fuck the police, darling.
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>>87664870
Don't waste your time. No Dredd lewds.
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Please be okay JA.
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>>87665727
What happened?
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>>87665727
Thanks! I'm OK, apart from a spot of rain and some leftover aching from yesterday's operation. Will prolly get some more storytime on after lunch.
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>>87665838
Someone put a badge up his ass.
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>>87665871
I'm glad the OP went wellAlso the earthquake
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>>87665871
In that case bump
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>>87665871
>batman outa nowhere
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>>87667478
Batman has faced Dredd many times, yo
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>>87667705
Three times.
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>>87667740
More than other characters from different publishers
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>>87667740
Four in total.
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>>87668133
>that time Joker became a Judge
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>>87668285
Good times, good times.
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Alright /co/, time for a really, really heavy storytime!
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>>87668620
This here's a post!
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>>87668570
Nice
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>>87668722
It's strangely comforting, to know that no matter how hard I try or how much I learn, I will never, ever, be able to write a page as flawless as this one.
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>>87668822
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But even in the draconian routine of these weight-watching blocks, life and (gluttony) find a way... Let's have a story about that way.
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>>87669184
And now, the gut-bursting conclusion! Who will live? Who will die? And who will eat their way to glory?
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>>87669207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvQkl7qa6RQ
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>>87669358
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But who's gonna let a little thing like death get in the way of the top sports competition of the 22nd Century, am I right?
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Hope you enjoyed it /co/. Keep watching that weight! Or the Law will watch it for you...
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>>87669658
Alright, I've just got here.
Time to read all this Dredd.
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>>87652970
Great ass
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>>87670780
Good rack too
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Brobcuts.
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More people on /co/ should read Dredd
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>>87668848
If there somehow comes a Dredd TV series to Netflix/HBO/Amazon I reckon you'd have more chance of getting the anti-democracy/America stories into it than this fatty stuff. Imagine Tumblr's outrage... i can, and it smells delicious.
Who'd be 2000AD's "Outrage!" face ala Frank Cho's Spider-Gwen? Maze Dumoir? Rodice? Hershey?
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>>87668918
Someone got off to this.
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>>87676688
I have an idea or two...
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>>87676573
Ain't that the truth.
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>>87669658
>beliwheels with multiple sets of wheels
holy shit
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I'll always be fond of the Planet Gary stories.
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>>87653331
Those faces... I spy with my little eye... a Phil Foglio influence!!
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Pssst, hey /co/. Lemme ask you a question. You've seen his face -- well, what little you can see of it a thousand times. But have you ever wondered what goes inside Judge Dredd's head?
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>>87683216
... yeah, I didn't know what to expect either.
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>>87683224
>chin div
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>>87683203
>numbskulls parody
Why am I not surprised this happened?
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>>87683224
>Separate Numskull for his chin
Fucking amazing.
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>>87683785
I love that "Keen" eye has cyborg legs. Continuity!
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>>87669156
One thing I like about the future Fatty stories is that they make the weights eaten slightly less ridiculous, but it's easier for me to swallow a tub of lard shotgunning 34 kilos than 340 kilos.
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>>87685109
>that Judge Bane helmet
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A larger version of >>87685109
Interesting to note that the bullets are more like rockets.
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>>87685209
Er. Meant >>87680217
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>>87685109
That pull-down respirator looks really, really silly
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>>87685150
>But you merely adopted the law. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see crime until I was a grown man. By then it was nothing to me butTWENTY YEARS, CREEP!
>>87685209
The heatseeker shell being a projectile that has to be put outside the barrel, like one of those WWII M1 Garant grenade launcher attachments, is the weirdest thing about that design for me.
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>>87685503
There are two other versions I like better. One's where the badge detaches from the helmet and they fit it over their mouth (like in >>87685508
), and the other from a story about Goodman and a mutie (Judge Anon probably remembers the prog, I don't) published after the Nero Narcos bit but taking place before Judge Cal's reign. The neckline can be pulled up, like a ninja mask, over the nose and mouth, with two filters on either side.
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>>87685508
Apparently it was a Thing. Which is weird, because I don't recall a single comic where they fitted the heatseeker cap over the barrel.
They seem to have gotten rid of it for the Mark II. Thankfully.
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>>87685536
There's also this one by Ron Smith. I got no idea how this works either.
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>>87685669
Looks to me like he's sliding it from the side of the helmet over his face.
It's pretty stupid.
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>>87685693
Ayup. Oh, and the story >>87685536 mentioned was "Monkey on my back", from the Megazine. Garth Ennis' last work on Dredd, too!
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>>87685733
That's the one.
It's not a terrible story, but Dredd was really off in it.
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>>87685786
Yeah. Dat John Higgins art tho'.
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>>87685832
Oh, absolutely fantastic art! A qt Judge to go with Dredd, too.
I especially liked the step back in designs for everything.
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>>87685861
It's always a joy to see flashback stories use older designs. Like that policeman story in the Megazine last year, where they flashed back to the 2090s I think, and Dredd was wearing something similar to the riot police helmets from Origins.
Man, Origins in general was such a fucking joy to read just for that, to see how the uniform evolved year by year.
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>>87685898
It's kind of a shame that these flashback stories are the only way we'll see any major alterations to the uniforms.
Like, I like the looks, but they've been essentially identical since Prog 2, save for variations in pad size and helmet designs (that said, the smaller, rounder helmets were always a little cute.) and after nearly 40 years of the same look, there's no way that we'll see a major design change now. Especially not when fans shit themselves over the movie designs that could be fielded as tests for newer ones.
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>>87685555
And then there was the time that a heatseeker round was active for weeks.
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>>87685961
I getcha. I do love the design and wouldn't change it for anything, but I really appreciate all the variations on it, like how every artist seems to have an idea of what forensic judges look like. And I love that the 2012 uniform is still alive in the movieverse strips.
Which reminds me, new Movie Anderson episode this week!
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>>87686011
My favorite med/tek/forensic Judge designs are the ones where their tools are kept in the shoulderpads.
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>>87685508
>>87685536
>>87685669
Eh, I think the movie respirator is the winner
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>>87687117
It's OK, but it looks too much like a USB camera to me.
The one I really love is this guy's idea for a riot control mask/respirator combo. Looks fantastic, even better in cosplay, and there's just something great about a mass of judges advancing through clouds of gas with their helmets completely sealed off.
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>>87687771
>USB camera
Drokk, I can't unsee it now
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>>87687893
Har har har.
And a one-page storytime to fill up the image limit.
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>Dredd 2 that further develops Mega City 1
>Dredd 3 featuring Death and Dark Judges
>NEVER EVER
Why didn't you faggots go and see the movie in cinemas?
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>>87690057
I did, twice.My mom even went to see it.
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>>87690057
>tfw watched it once on opening night
>tfw spent the next couple of weeks rounding up friends to go see it all together
>tfw it was already pulled out of theaters by then
It was a pretty bad f.
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>>87690057
A netflix series would be 10000000000% better than another movie.
Think about it for even a second.
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>>87690170
FUCK YES
it would also popularize dredd in the us and the world
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>>87690222
Not sure if I'm ready to see Dredd becoming as popular as DC/Marvel characters but I'd like to see a Dredd series.
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>>87690471
more interest in dredd = more $$$ to Rebellion = the continuing existence of 2000AD
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>>87690520
Yeah, but being popular has a price.
Imagine if 2000AD/Dredd becomes so popular that they would start to appeal to the same people that DC/Marvel have to nowadays so they continue to sell.
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>>87690782
yeah, I can totally imagine 2000AD being in any way rivals to marvel and dc
don't be stupid
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>>87690782
Thing about 2000AD is that blindly trying to appeal to a fanbase that wasn't theirs very, very nearly killed them back in the late 90s. And the current editor, Matt Smith, has done a very balanced job of publishing continuing classics but also pushing for new series. So even if 2000AD became massively popular through some miracle (which even with a movie or show is still pretty damn hard, considering the pedigree of most of their stories), as long as they have a strong editor who remembers what happened back in the 90s, I just don't see them veering too far astray.
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>>87690782
The problem Marvel/DC have right now is not they are suddenly attracting a bunch of new fans (new fans are in fact a good thing) or that they are trying to widen their appeal by shaking up their characters a bit (more variety is also a good thing) it's that they are botching the execution with ham fisted dictates for some creators while letting others run wild.
Luckily 2000ad has a first rate editor in Mat Smith and is a small enough operation that he can effectively manage things and avoid the obvious pit falls
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