Chris thread?
I have a few but crave more
>One guy made all these
Someone has a lot of time on their hands, Yikes!
who even is this?
>one guy made all these
f'real? I didn't make any of these but I want MORE
>>87514111
Ah, the original's better
>>87514109
Compared to the amount of time DCucks invest in online propaganda, its a drop in the bucket.
>>87514182
yesss thank you
>>87513888
Daily reminder that he hates Captain America so much that he is about to quit acting because of it
>>87514205
no way, marvel drones are the ones even shitting on other Marvel movies not made by disney and are dumb enough to think that Disney would make better X-men films
>>87514218
Sauce?
>>87514205
>DChads don't spend 24 hours daily ob 4chan
I've already won, evansposter. Still triggered by my filename?
>>87514518
I just love how there seems to be genuine pain during that interview.
>>87514081
I can't wait for the Wonder Woman one.
>>87514518
geez at least the marvel guys pretend to enjoy what they do
>>87514560
oh me neither
Anyone have that gif of him grinding against Wanda?
>>87514518
God that interview made me recoil and cringe because of his expression and the question he got, I don't wanna see that face anymore.
>>87514585
I was more looking for edits, but this will do nicely too, thanks.
>>87514560
Bet it's going to be some type of porn edit and whoever gets Galdot's body pasted on her will have a better body anyway.
>>87514518
what the hell were they talking about right here, I didn't give a shit about BvS but this man looks like he's in genuine pain
>>87514657
That'd be too lewd.
Laughing Evans is a pure meme
>this thread
oh hey whaddaya know >>87508461
>>87514477
What's so funny about the pizza?
Has the absolute madman himself seen any of these?
>>87514668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfoRESVir0
Why is Evans so handsome yet vulnerable?
>>87514111
That's really unsettling
>>87515090
wow he just
holy shit this man's soul is dying
>>87515090
My god... just watching that is painful.
>>87515090
>get divorced during filming of BvS
>have to deal with this right after
>try to come back with a great Batman movie
>producers are already shredding it
>>87514518
Affleck didn't deserve this.
>>87514668
>>87515494
>>87515646
He's wanted to play Batman since he was a kid. When he was young and he was hot shit, Batman was already cast - the year Good Will Hunting came out and people started giving a crap about Ben Affleck was the year Batman & Robin came out and people stopped giving a shit about Batman.
When they rebooted Batman in 2005, he was busy doing other things, or wasn't asked, or whatever. So it went to Bale and was a huge hit, which must have been both great for Affleck as a Batfan and awful for his pride as an actor, because he would have wanted to be the one to rehabilitate the character in film. He would have dreamed about that.
Then when he got the opportunity to play the character it was in a shitty, shitty movie that all the press had spent the weeks leading up to release saying he'd personally and heavily rewritten his part for. It was panned, but, unlike Batman & Robin it didn't sink without trace. It made a lot of money - not anything like as much as the studio wanted, but more than enough to guarantee that they'll hold him to his contract.
He's got to be part of this shitshow. It could easily destroy his credibility as an actor/writer/director, and he'll never, ever get another shot at playing Batman.
The thing is, he turned this exact same project down - as director of the JLA movie - in 2012 when it was offered to him. Then they went with Snyder after MoS came out, and for whatever reason, Affleck signed up.
It's hard to feel too sorry for him, especially when you remember he's getting paid a lot to do this.
>>87515822
he's still married, and he was literally saying four weeks ago they hadn't even started work on his untitled Batman movie
given that he spent the last four weeks promoting The Accountant (which he is super happy about despite his ongoing marital problems) it seems unlikely producers are anything about anything DC with him
>>87515995
>they hadn't even started work on his untitled Batman movie
Are you calling award winning author Bret Easton Ellis a liar?
Because I don't think Bret Easton Ellis would appreciate that
>>87514604
>>87516266
Thanks pham
Also nice^
>>87515969
You know, as a mostly-marveldrone, I'm starting to legit feel bad for all DC fans. I mean the MCU is hardly perfect, but seeing your favorite DC characters sullied in this horrible trainwreck of a franchise must be pretty shitty.
>>87516323
forgot my pic oops
>>87516266
>you will never beLizzie
Feels bad.
>>87516351
ah fuck and it's for ants, I'll just stop
>>87516266
>>87516380
Does Evans just like torturing the poor girl?
>>87516381
>you will never be friends with Chris Evans
It's contagious
>>87516440
>seconds later...
>>87516412
is she's that easily flustered I don't blame him really
OP here, appreciate this current influx, y'all cool.
>>87516440
>>87516466
To be fair, Mackie is a funny guy too
>>87516466
did he grab him by his pants there?
>>87516529
>>87514012
This one is my favorite.
>>87516548
so sensual is the chris
>>87516412
once i find out that a person is really jumpy i will constantly do shit to startle them, it's almost irresistible
>>87514518
Source?
>>87516266
>>87516548
waiwait, has Evans been the real slut all along?
>>87516623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfoRESVir0
>>87516629
Takes one to know one
>for once a thread of mine actually stays fun
Today is a good day on /co/. I'm also in the HIBY storytime, are you fine /co/mrades aware that's happening?
>>87515032
pizza time
>>87516667
An astute observation.
>>87516548
l-lewd
>>87516573
Aw, on this one I think I prefer the original, Sebastian's face is just too good.
>>87516730
Looks more like he's copping a feel while RDJ isn't paying attention.
>>87516740
>I'm too high for this shit
>>87516740
Evans is slightly socially dysfunctional right? Thats why he has to put his hand on things all the time?
>>87516768
>slightly socially dysfunctional
no
he has ascended beyond social norms into a god status that people like us will never understand. too pure, too perfect. Women want to marry him. Men post his memes. He's a legend
>>87516815
He is beyond our mortal concerns, I only hope he remembers what it was like to be merely human.
>>87515090
This is brilliant.
GOD I miss my beard, but my current work won't let me have one.
>>87516995
Respirator?
>>87515969
>When they rebooted Batman in 2005, he was busy doing other things, or wasn't asked, or whatever.
2004 Daredevil movie
>>87516690
ohhhh nnnno
>>87517030
no, gotta be smoothfaced, security guard. I gotta get outta here.
>>87514806
>capt got all but one of the bros on his team
>the one bro tony had become crippled
If you watch civil war and only focus on the brotherly love it really was a depressing movie.
>>87517218
I thought it was kind of a hodgepodge, really. Very little solid connection between scenes, and too much angst.
>>87515969
Nah BvS was awesome he's just sad critics bashed it. Critics are retarded though so he shouldn't feel bad. He already got over it at least.
>>87516266
This needs to be the edit for the Wonder Woman movie.
>>87517398
Yeah, not that I'd like this a lot but Civil War should have been broken into 2 movies.
Buckycap
>>87516768
He has perscribed meds for social anxiety iirc
>>87517714
He did the thing!
>>87517714
HE HAS BECOME WORTHY OF THE MANTLE
>>87517792
>>87517792
You cuck
>>87516548
Didn't some nigga on here try to claim Evan's had social anxiety? Fucking liar.
>>87517714
IT BEGINS
>>87516056
Are you calling actual writer and star of any forthcoming Batman movie Ben Affleck a liar? Because I think that would make Ben Affleck sad.
a wondrous thread, thank you all