>THIS BEE-YOO-TEE-FOOL PLACE I literally burst out laughing

It boggles my mind that this is what they chose for THE iconic female character. Unrivaled incompetence.

>>87477492
Pretty much all the lines in the trailer made me cringe. The unfunny jokes and the narmy "serious" stuff.

I dunno, I want to be excited for this one because the plot looks better than any of the other DCEU films. I was pissed at first about it being a World War I period piece because "WONDER WOMAN WAS NOT IN WWI/SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE!" but then the more I thought about it, the cooler it seemed and the more it made sense for the character.

But, the dialogue, it all sounds like shit to me so far.

>>87477492

Triggered by foreign accents pal?

>>87477492
Her character is Greek so it makes sense for her to have an accent,

>>87479164
right so give her a middle eastern accent. It all makes sense now.

>>87479219
Turkey and Greece are pretty much the same country anyway.

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>>87477518
And the question is, why?
Gadot has like no acting experience. She has been in 2 movies before she was cast as WW. And they were bit parts in Fast 6 and 7. Which she wasn't even good in.


>her body design
She is also a supermodel, which means she is borderline anorexic. So no one saw her and thought "she looks just like Wonderwoman!"
Her getting the role really doesn't make much sense. My guess is that she has connections or her father does.

>>87479164
Huh? I thought the Amazons weren't Greek. It stands out anyway because she's the only one with a fucking accent also.

>>87479257
>Her getting the role really doesn't make much sense.
Her agent/uncle/father was at a bar mitzvah for the kid of a higher up in WB and she was cast right then and there without an audition. I guarantee it.

>>87479258
Amazons were apart of Greek mythology.

>>87479258
>I thought the Amazons weren't Greek

>These are the people you discuss comics with

>>87479285
>without an audition.

Except there's proof that there was auditions for this role tin-foiler.

>>87479301
>>87479320
Amazons are a part of Greek mythology. Specifically, they're an allegorical "Weird backwards foreigners that aren't like us civilized greeks" culture.

So, for that allegory to work, not only are they not ethnically or culturally greek, it's the one thing they *shouldn't* be.

It's kind of like how Aladdin is supposed to be chinese. The entire point of his story is that it takes place in a far away land. From its point of origin. So why would he be arabic?

>>87479333
>lets shoot a pretend audition later so it seems legit

Anon, Jews routinely change their names so non Jews have no idea how many of them are in Hollywood. They are dishonesty in the flesh.

>>87479407

If that helps you sleep better at night

>>87479420
The truth does sure. We aren't stupid anon we understand how you evil shits work.

>>87479443

Oh so I'm Jewish now?

Gal Gadot is a pretty bad actress, but if the example you bring up is pronunciation issue, get your head out of your ass

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>>87479462

>>87479320
Amazons aren't Greek, you uneducated fuck.

>>87479570

ok

>>87477492
>>87477518
>>87479092
t. samefag pleb

>Muh bad acting!

Its a cape movie, kid. We go to see people with super powers punch things

Modern WB (since 2013) is as mindblowingly stupid as Sony has been for the past two decades.

As I always need to remind myself, modern movie studio executives are the failures/rejects among businessmen. They're stupid, lazy, bad with money, etc. If that weren't true, they wouldn't be in the movie business. These are the sort of retards who go from business to movies because "dude, i could come up with a fuckign SICK idea for a movie lmao. and i'd get the best people working on it and it'd be fucking sweet bro". And, mind you, they're saying this without having created anything artistic in their life, let alone really tried to make it their passion/job, let alone be -- y'know -- GOOD at it.

Plus, rather than balancing the top of the ladder with some artsy types, some business types, some general smart people, it's *all* business rejects nearly all the way down.

So, to get back on topic:

When I think about what WB will do next, I imagine what someone with boundless confidence, tons of money, and no discernible artistic taste would do. I imagine what the person who said "Zack Snyder is a perfectly fine architect for our DC films" would do.

And then I stop being surprised.

>>87479608

Nolan's Batman movies perhaps set the bar too high for how good actors ought to be.

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>>87479608

>>87479257
Snyder wanted an actress who had great chemistry with Batfleck
she had the most chemistry with him

>>87479702

It's funny cause in most comic iterations Batman and Wonderwoman almost never get along.

>>87479257
reminder that this is the body type normies find attractive for some reason

>>87477492

People talk differently, news at 11

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Why the fuck did they give her a shield and then explicitly show she doesn't need it because of her bracelets? It makes no sense to have her have the shield when she was never famous, and then the fucking lasso barely gets any time in the trailer.

God just fuck me I just want films that are true to the characters with at least competent acting, and Gadot seems worse an actor than Hemsworth.

>>87479528
/pol/ go home

>>87479420
reddit go homd

>>87479756

Because it's cool. Why does Link have a sword in the first few games when he only needs silver arrows to kill Ganon?

>>87479920

>homd

The cons of having fat sausage fingers

>>87479257

I don't feel like she needs to be super muscular to be WW. It's tricky, if she's too bulky she'd look less feminine and bitch, but too skinny she looks pathetic. At least she's tall. And despite her physique, I think she looks like Diana.

Personally, I find the accent far more cringe inducing. Couldn't they have had her work with a vocal coach/linguist for a few weeks or months? It's like watching early Schwarzenegger movies.

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>>87480005

There is literally nothing wrong with her physique as wonder woman.

Why is Wonder Woman the only one with an accent?

>>87479925
Because you run out of arrows so he uses the sword on enemies that aren't Ganon and saves the arrows for him

Duh

>>87479920
>>87479528
what are you even doing on /co/ if you hate jews?

its hard to like comics and cartoons without consuming content created by jews...

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>>87480016
Look at those skinny little birdy arms, I could smoke those little arms

>>87480016
As much as I love and want big buff Wondie, this is how she is almost always portrayed, a slim and curvy woman who is magically super strong.

>>87477492
eh, I wouldn't expect Diana to have an American accent anyway.

Gadot isn't the greatest actress but she's a better option than some other names that were being suggested (e.g. Gina Carano).

>>87480053
This is a good point. Hating Jews screws you out of enjoying Superman, as well as all of Kirby, and the better part of all comic characters/series in publication.

It also means you can't like Dexter's Lab. That's a fucking horrible existence.

>>87480102
I don't like Dexter's Lab, so.

>>87480088

She was drawn to be big and muscular in the 90's so she didn't look too weak next to Batman and Superman who were also drawn as big roided up strong men compared to their current iterations.

I watched Criminal and her accent was pretty noticeable in that (Dazz embozzibuhl!) I guess she hasn't fixed it.

I'd be okay with it, if everyone else had the same accent.

>>87479234
I dare you to say that to someone from either country.

My main problem is that she apparently can't fucking act. Seriously, she doesn't seem to act or react or change her behavior in the face of anything. It's like they cast a brick as Wonder Woman, you'd get nearly the same effect.

>>87480129
I'm just hopping in this thread to say I pity your no doubt joyless existence. Also Gal a shit.

>>87480102
>>87480129
>>87480823

Batman, Captain America, X-Men, Looney Tunes, The Hulk, Spiderman...

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>>87480088
>curvy

There isn't that much wrong with her acting. I think she sounds a little stiff, but she's not an entirely bad choice. She'll hopefully do fine.

>>87480989
Well they're trying to portray Gal as curvy with the costume but we know there's just empty space in there

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>>87481017

>>87480030
Seriously. You know, if they casted Gadot partially because her accent sounded foreign and they wanted a foreign-sounding WW, then why the fuck wouldn't they be consistent and cast a bunch of people with the same accent as the Amazons?

>>87477492
Even fucking Indian accent sounds better and those bastards dont pronounce their R's

>>87479925
To defend himself when Zelda's not around to make those light arrows.

>>87481590
I need more Wonder Atwell.

>>87480091
>>87481399
WW has an accent in comics canon you cockgobling idiots.

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>guys are super jacked bricks
>women are skinny sticks
snyder literally understands comics to a tee, I don't get why you guys think that its wrong that he just wants to make real what comic figures are

>>87479726
Well, that's because Snyder has only read an unlettered Dark Knight Returns and has seen a handful of JLU episodes.

>>87479164
>Amazons
>Greek

American education stikes again.

>>87479164

5000 years later she hasn't learned English, and still has an accent????

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Seems like she's got the Jewish film critics in the bag.

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>>87480005

sorry, but for me Diana has a curvy body
Diana has to look hot in any dress

>>87479702
chemistry?
i don't see any chemistry between the actors

>Wonder Woman is made of clay
>she is basically a golem
>let's have a jew play her

Bravo Nolan

>>87482320
Not a very flattering picture, matey. Looks like she has downs here

>>87482338
I was talking about the face only though.

>>87480030
>Why is Wonder Woman the only one with an accent?


Thousands of Amazons in themicyra and only one has accent

lol, this really happening?
or this is a nightmare?

>>87482320

>Wondy doesn't have big tits waah

This board is full of children, I'm surprised /tv/ hasn't led you into a dark closet yet

>>87480088

The suit has curves m8

The suit

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>>87480989

>>87482310
>Most American Jewish boys grew up w/ a friend who had an older, more mature Israeli girl cousin that visited.

Do jews really do this?

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>>87480016
lmao

>>87482382
>Most X grew up with a friend who had Y
I don't think that's true to any combination of X and Y.

>>87482382
Well there's like 3 million jews in Israel and they've only been there since 1945. Stand to reason they'd have relatives in other countries.

>>87480088
Ah but you forget she was also portrayed as pretty.

>>87479608
You are the reason we'll never have a better MCU

>>87481906

Will we ever have a movie with strong thick amazons and smaller men?

>>87482401
don't cut yourself on those shoulder blades

>>87479333
Wow you are gullible as fuck.

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>it's a this Jewish actress must stop the evil white people aka Germans from doing something horrible to someone episode

Gettin' real tired of this anti-white propaganda.

>>87479420
You're a kike, aren't you?

>>87481108
>Does all that just to get shot by accident

Amazons everyone

>>87482337
I think they're gonna go with the Zeus origin in this

>>87480445
Not him, but >>>/int/

Calling greeks turks is something old as fuck

Did Lucy Lawless ever play Wonder Woman? I feel like she would have done a good job.

>>87477492
Jenkins has lived for a decade without a big movie, she'll survive this impending bomb.

>>87485645
Especially since it's Wonder Woman. Everyone on both sides acts like it's going to be this gigantic big deal, with producers acting like it's going to be the next big thing while fans act like it's finally going to bring Wonder Woman to the spotlight.

It never fucking is, every time there's a Wonder Woman ANYTHING it comes out, gets talked about for like a day or two and then gets forgotten. This movie will be no different.

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>>87480016

>>87482320
>>87482360
back to \tv\

>>87485748
I feel Wonder Woman is only iconic for her looks and Lynda Carter.

If we're talking about real impact, the third member of the DC trinity should be Robin.

>>87485989
back to read ww comics

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Wonder Woman body

>>87479257
Her role makes sense only if you take into account that she's Jewish.
Jews have always been very insular people that prioritize each other.

>>87486297
But Snyder's not Jewish and he's the root of all problems.

>>87482456
There is some femdom porn out there

>>87479744
Normie here
Needs more boobies

>>87486389
Gibson was right

>>87481108
Thats gay as fuck

I have been thinking this for a really long time, but this week has really made me come to terms with the fact that I hate DC. I've tried to give them a chance in the past but nothing they ever made has really interested me. Marvel has offered me stuff like Spider-man, Daredevil, and Punisher that I've grown up with, but DCs heroes have always been kiddy and underdeveloped in comparison.

What also gets me is how anal DC fans are. I've noticed that almost all DC fans are social outcasts while the majority of people happily grow up with Marvel. It feels like a really contrarian way to make decisions. With that comes a sense of unwarranted self importance. DC fans like to pretend their books are "smart," and have a lot of guys like Morrison that write a lot of pseud gobbledygook. DC stories are all about being told how smart you are and being meta. Marvel isn't high art but they're good at telling stories about people that act like people.

But what really gets me is that they're always rebooting and pushing events that do nothing but dredge up shit from their past for nostalgia. It's a backwards way of writing that shows that they're creatively bankrupt, and they hurt ALL comics, not just their own.

And now they've basically killed their whole brand by making three of the worst movies ever IN A ROW, and we have articles proving that they're doing it again for the next three flops.

They have no good characters, can't write stories, and reboot their universe every other day. I've never been happier than right now, watching them burn their whole franchise to the ground.

That's why everyone hates DC. The outright lies, the evil business practices, and the bullshit slammming down of anyone and eveybody that dares to criticize them. They think they're better than everyone else when they're just stewing in their own shit.

Its like they made an entire comic book franchise out of Dunning Kruger effect. every one of them deserves to be dead in the fucking streets.

>>87479164
>Her character is Greek so it makes sense for her to have an accent,

amazons aren't greek, also 100 years should b enought to lose a accent.

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Reminder that this film is up against Depp, Cruise and Pitt in theaters.

Pirates of the Caribbean opens in front of it, The Mummy (reboot with Cruise) and WWZ2 with Pitt behind it.

Could it be any more fucked?

>>87479257
>Her getting the role really doesn't make much sense. My guess is that she has connections or her father does.

father? I know that was her husband that kept faith on her hollywood career, but I don't believe it was any connection but WB casting incompetence.

>>87479285
>Her agent/uncle/father was at a bar mitzvah for the kid of a higher up in WB and she was cast right then and there without an audition. I guarantee it.

you are lying, she did a audition.

>>87486967
And Transformers 5

And isn't Bad Boys 3 around that time too?

>>87486967
People are excited for those films?

>>87486967
Perhaps you should ask God...

>>87481386
>Seriously. You know, if they casted Gadot partially because her accent sounded foreign and they wanted a foreign-sounding WW

just have a good actress learn a foreign accent?

>>87482401

legs look like sticks..

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>>87487064
There's no chance all 3 will be blockbusters, though don't count out Jack Sparrow. The 4 Pirate films have made over 3.5 billion dollars, people fuckin love Sparrow. And it opens right in front of WW.
Cruise is hit or miss, and Pitt is a longshot with Z2.

But together they will dilute the fuck out of the early June box office, leaving little breathing room for Gadot.

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Remember, Despicable Me 2 and WWZ knocked Man of Steel all the way to #3 in it's second weekend, and NOTHING but Indy films opened in front of Man of Steel in June.

WW is boned.

>>87477492
Oh hey, they finally were able to make a Xena: Warrior Princess film.

>>87487434
That's an insult to that franchise and you better apologize.

>>87487154

WW movie is screwed up,

I wonder if people will go: this time DC will do a good movie or just shrug

>>87486726
And yet he cast a Jew as the lead in his new movie

>>87481108
You have a bow and arrow why are you getting as close to the enemy as possible?

>>87482296

Arnold Schwarzenegger

>>87483725

No I am not, but for sure you're a polturd who strayed out of their cesspool containment area.

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>>87487840
>his time DC will do a good movie
The red Marvel Logo pulls audiences in; it's Batman that pulls them into WB films.

There's no Batman in this that I am aware of.

>>87482267

They're part of Greek mythology. Like how different is a greek accent from Turkisih, persian or italian anyway. All those dago mother fuckers look and sound alike to me.

>>87488882
Nigga, you're fucking dumb.

>>87487434
Exactly what I thought of when I saw the trailer. But Xena was fun.

>>87479726

Which ones? The same ones she's fucking Superman and trying to take the world?

>>87489870

No.

>>87490264

List them, then.

>>87490296

Matt Wagner's Trinity
Justice League Doom

and others I can't think of right now.

>>87488882
You can tell greek accents by noticing the straight pronounciation of the words and lack of exaggeration
You can tell italian accents because they sing instead of talking
You can tell Spanish accents because they sound like greek, only faster, and they have the z and ll idioms
You can tell turkish accents because of also lack of exaggeration, but being more loud and generally more rude/aggressive

>>87481108
>People are hating the direction Snyder is taking our cinematic universe, and he has a fetish for slow motion what should we do?
>More slow motion!

>>87488882

>Everyone around the Mediterranean has the same language.

Goddamn, you are a dumb motherfucker.

>a male super hero requires the actor to bulk up considerably, to body builder levels some times
>a chubby male was required to become an adonis for the sake of one 5 second shirtless scene
>the actress playing wonder woman is the first person they saw and they told her to lift some dumbells

>>87490946

Not him but he's talking about accents. Obviously Norwegian and Swedish languages are different, but the Scandinavian accents are still somewhat similar to the ear of someone who doesn't know the nuances.

>>87491034

>Muh buff wondie

>>87491221
>no curves

>>87479164
>Amazon has a Yiddish accent

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Not casting Antje Traue was a mistake.

>>87491347

Have you ever heard a Turkish person speak? Youtube is your friend.

>why doesnt this greek character speak perfect english and be white like my funny books

>>87491034
>male actor buffs up
>goes on to play any dramatic or action roles still
>female actor buffs up
>never cast again because only faggots like muscle women

>>87491911

I think it's cause this generation has only grown up with Susan Eisenberg's voice.

>>87479400
>It's kind of like how Aladdin is supposed to be chinese. The entire point of his story is that it takes place in a far away land. From its point of origin. So why would he be arabic?
Because the arab world is to west what China is to the arab world.

A far away land

>>87482348
Well they wanted to hire models not actresses.

>Wonder Woman is a symbol of bad ass American woman with big titties and thighs who kicks ass.

>Let's get an Israeli skeleton who can't act to play her

in b4 some fag says she's a Amazon therefore a foreigner

>>87492238
>therefore a foreigner

That's exactly who she is you stupid idiot

>>87490659

Matt Wagner's Trinity she respected and admired him.

I can't remember shit from JL: Doom, but wasn't that an adaption of JL: Tower of Babel?

http://screenrant.com/wonder-woman-reshoots-rumor/

WEW LAD

this will bomb harder than gaza

>>87481590
holy shit
muh dick

why can't we have nice things? gtfo gal

>>87492427
Why does it seem like WB never ever learns from their mistakes?

>>87477492
>I literally burst out laughing at this part.
You might want to get that autism checked out, OP.

>>87494694
>Why does it seem like WB never ever learns from their mistakes?
Because Warner hadn't figured out what they actually WANTED.

Warner wanted to make money, they just have no agreement internally on what that entails.

>>87494956
But they have figured it out now

To make money they have to cut a lot of relevant but "boring" scenes, fill the space with more action scenes and quips, edit the movie like a trailer to make it "hip", and then release the "real version" on blu-ray, and advertise that people NEED to see the extended version.

>>87479257
>>87477518
>>87477492
Flash is played by a Jew as well

there is your reason

>>87495228
>But they have figured it out now
>To make money they have to cut a lot of relevant but "boring" scenes, fill the space with more action scenes and quips, edit the movie like a trailer to make it "hip", and then release the "real version" on blu-ray, and advertise that people NEED to see the extended version.
Warner's goal, is to make 1 billion per movie. Yes, this is a lot to ask, but that is because Warner is trying to find a replacement for Harry Potter films.

I think BvS might have gotten close, but that's it.

Warner is all about share holder value. To earn less than Harry Potter would affect their stock price, no matter how unreasonable that demand is.

>>87491911
>>why doesnt this greek character speak perfect english and be white like my funny books

WW isn't greek

>>87479257
>no one saw her and thought "she looks just like Wonderwoman!"
I mean, body wise definitely not, vut the face and hair? Definitely.

>>87480005
Except Schwarzie played Doug Quaid and John Kimble, not some guy vaguely germanic.
She's playing a mediterranean, I don't mind the accent, the acting is the issue.

>>87482360
Terrifying.
Nice beard though.

>>87481108
>freeze frame
>"So... You're probably wondering how I got in this situation?"