Gorillaz Thread

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>>87476023
>A tease
Nah you just gotta hit her up on OkCupid

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>>87476100

>Queer, Woman, Single.

Holy shit did the Gorillaz become SJWs?

>>87476190
Being gay hasn't been that big of a deal for a while now, anon. If anything, I'm glad it shuts down people who try to ship her with the other band members.

>>87476190

I'm not really surprised, she was an adorable little tomboy

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>>87476223

It's not just about being gay, it's about a culmination of Murdoc losing his toughness, Russel being a beta and now Noodle is the tough untouchable woman. This makes me sad considering they are becoming everything they sought out to fight against.

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>>87476265
Settle down, dude.

>>87476265
On the flipside though.

The Gorillaz are shown to be dysfunctional human beings with crushing flaws that eventually destroy them.

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>>87476190
It makes sense. Gorillaz were always sexual deviants.
Just being queer which means nothing since it covers everything from gay to straight but I don't want to say I'm straight isn't that bad when your surrogate dad literally fucks animals and has no shame or boundaries.
If you're taking her inputs as her canon sexual attraction she's also dtf Nonagenarians

>>87476190
Murdoc proudly proclaimed that he was a feminist in a recent interview

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>One time after a show Murdoc got very drunk. He pointed at me then one of the security guards escorted me to his trailer. When I got inside, Murdoc gave me strawberries and told me about all the tragedies in his life, stopping only to cry or smoke a joint. Afterwards he said I was a good listener, and not like all the other girls. We hugged, exchanged numbers, and I left. He never called.

>I don’t think people should be forced to do anything. Murdoc used to force me to dress up as a fox and run around the woods while he hunted me with his crossbow, which was really scary. Then again, he only did it because he’s an animal lover and would never hurt a real fox. That’s one of the things I admire about Murdoc.

So, is Murdoc/2D basically canon?

>>87476531
He's also an animal lover which is why he hunts humans also he voted Remain for streaming privileges.

noodle lewds pls

>>87476100
>>87476190
I don't think this is an official account, it's not accessible anymore.

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>>87476265
The token moeblob of the band has always been a male while Noodle has always been an independent tough girl, even in their first damn music video when she was 10. Why are you now whining about this?

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>>87476568
Damon's face popped up too. But it was probably to tease whatever is happening on 12/11 rather than be canon since queer and 18-99 implies they were aiming to hit as many people as possible. But it's fun to read too far into things sometimes
>>87476615
Because he's a troll

>>87476541
Cute how they're still keeping up the running gag that 2D doesn't know how to tie his own shoelaces.

>>87476190
Are you HONESTLY surprised she'd swing at least both ways.

She's a fucking rock star that's like a requirement.

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>>87476265
>This makes me sad considering they are becoming everything they sought out to fight against.
Let me guess.

You thought the bit about denying false idols was a sincere sentiment against consumerism and not a deliberate piece of irony since they're cartoons that people are pretending to be real celebrities and thus false idols themselves that openly feature in advertisements for sneakers.

I'll go as far as to say you have no clue what you're fucking on about.

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>>87476190
fucking casual

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>>87476190
http://www.highsnobiety.com/2016/11/04/gorillaz-2d-interview/

Does it trigger you knowing that Murdoc has been bi for years now and would gladly fuck 2D if he were drunk enough, anon?

>>87476989
>bi
That's putting things lightly.

>>87476223
>Being gay hasn't been that big of a deal for a while now
lol just wait until Donald Trump becomes President. Homophobia will start becoming more prevalent after the mad man himself rips their marriage rights straight out of their beating faggot hearts.

>>87476023
Thread Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Oq5BS8E5D0&list=FLiWl7p5vA5STD9tuHDjrcWA&index=78

>>87476483
>which means nothing since it covers everything from gay to straight but I don't want to say I'm straight
Fucking this.

>>87477439
Right, he's more like a depraved omnisexual.

>>87476295
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>>87476483
>>87476531
>>87476568
>>87476615
>>87476745
>>87476816
>>87476858
>>87476989

I can't believe what I'm reading. If this was literally any other cartoon you all would throw this in the trash but you all are acting like we are all in a 1960's San Francisco carnival smelling bathouse and everything is just fine. What the hell happened to you all?

>>87478372
>If this was literally any other cartoon you all would throw this in the trash
Speak for yourself, bitch.

>>87478372
You're trying too hard.

>>87477737
>lol just wait until Donald Trump becomes President.
And keep waiting.

>>87478372

>muh personal internet army

fuck, i forgot it is the fifth of november

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>>87478582
i even forgot the picture

silly me

>>87478372
You're the only one here who cares about any of that shit, champ. I know with the high autist traffic around here there's a lot of people who don't understand that what they care about isn't necessarily something other people care about, and I'm sure it's real obvious to you why someone should care about this, but no one cares about this. This shit is tired.

>>87476531
The thing that bothered me about that was how out of character it was for him.
It's make sense for Noodle to be a feminist.
2-D equally would make sense.
Russel would be 50/50, could go either way.

Don't see in any way Murdoc could be a feminist, unless they were trying to make him more likable to tumblr.
They hate his fucking guts so I guess I can understand from that reasoning for it.

>>87478372
Gorillaz isn't new. A lot of us have been following them for many years. None of this is very out of the ordinary for them.

>>87476531
>>87478372
>>87479028
Did you guys even read the interview?

>Who should play the next Bond?
>I think Noodle should be the next Bond. What's that, Murdoc? But she's a woman? Yeah, deal with it. I'm a feminist now.

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>it's an anon makes an ass out of himself thread
lol

>>87479120
>"did you guys even read the interview?"
>quotes part of article I was refering to
>doesn't dispute my claim

I don't know what you're getting at, anon.
Don't group me with the others guys they got their own thing going on.
I wouldn't bat an eye to any of the other characters being feminist, but Murdoc doesn't make sense given his character.
That'd be like if Russel said "Yeah, I frequent /pol/ now."

>>87479185
lurk moar.
maybe you'll recognize shitposting better then

>>87479185
Damn you're dumb

>>87479185
It was a joke anon. Murdoc is a feminist because Murdoc being a feminist makes no sense, ontop of that he nominated his nonacting bandmate for the role. It's just taking the piss out of the whole James Bond casting shit.

Same as 2D's line about him being an Animal Lover.

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>>87479185
If that's really the offending line, that doesn't say much. Literally anyone can say they're a feminist, and it's totally in Murdoc's character to just spout some bullshit to look good and maybe also in support of his daughteru/protege.

But mostly it's a joke. That disconnect you noticed between the words in the character? That was intentional. Subverting expectations is like humor 101. If you're having trouble recognizing this, take a sabbatical from the Internet. Maybe interact with real people. I've noticed myself that this place kills a decent sense of humor.

>>87476023
I honestly just want more animated videos. That's literally all. It's been ages and I miss seeing the band together doing stuff, it'll be like seeing old friends again. I know the music will be great no matter what, but I really am hoping for lots of videos

>>87479350
I hope they do enough shilling to pay for the videos this time. They've never been afraid to shill so they should be doing it extra hard.

>>87476023

Noodle was hotter as a loli. Nobody wants a disgusting 18 year old woman.

>>87479493
She's 26

>>87479185
>I frequent /pol/
"Yeah those crackers are pretty crazy but they ain't too off them money in most of their theories. I know a thing about conspiracies I've been at the center of one or two. But they keep gettin' distracted by that Natzi shit. I tried to educate them about Demons pullin' our strings but they just thought I was talkin' bout Jews."

>>87479514

Even worse.

>>87479185

>That'd be like if Russel said "Yeah, I frequent /pol/ now.

Why? Are you saying black people can't frequent /pol/? That's pretty racist and ignorant, anon. I thought you people here were all about tolerance and being "open minded".

>>87479028
Murdoc is a Satanist.

They are well-known to be open to a lot of things that, surprise, Christianity is against. It isn't so far-fetched to see him being a feminist.

>>87479696

>They are well-known to be open to a lot of things that, surprise, Christianity is against

People still hate Christianity? It holds no sort of power over anymore anymore, unless you live in a shithole.

>>87479752
People who grew up and are still mad their parents made them go to church.

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So what's next? All the interviews are done, right?
Surely, the album will be released soon...

>>87479752
Nah, still as same and awful as ever. We just have a worse religion right now taking the spotlight.

>>87480943
12:11

>>87479752
It's less that people hate it and more that people just don't give two fucks about it and hate people who insist that they should.

>>87478372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

>>87476023
Noodle is not hot

>>87481876
She's ugly cute.

I just want some news of the new album. The wait is killing me.

>>87482608
We all do.

>>87482013
They all are, except Russel who's just black

>>87482608
7 MORE DAYS

>>87482652
Murdoc is just ugly all around.

>>87479028
>>87479120
>>87479185
Guys, remember that murdoc's a sociopath ?
yeah, it's not out of his character to appeal to the most rapid demographic .

>>87483617
You're an idiot too.

>>87476265
Murdoc is still tough, he was only really beating up on 2D in phase 3 though.
Russel has always had an effeminate side. Most prominent in one of the gorillaz bitez.
And Noodle has always been tough, but that should be obvious.

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>>87483451

>>87478372
>b-but guys! We gotta act like the cool 4chan kids I heard about! Get angry about random shit with me!

>>87479514

>Japanese
>over 25

She's worthless now.

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>>87484839
A noodle cake.

MORE NOODLE PORN WHEN

>>87479554
>I tried to educate them about Demons pullin' our strings but they just thought I was talkin' bout Jews.
Thanks anon, I laughed.

>>87483880
I'd say Russel's soft side is most apparent in Rise of the Ogre. He and Noodle are the soft, artistic side of the band, Murdoc's just short of being a total sellout because he still cares about their authenticity, and 2D's just hangin' on the best he can.

>>87476190
LOL mad that a fictional band member is gay.

You guys are pathetic.

Stay triggered

>>87479120
She would be an awesome Bond, though. She's the only other person I'd accept other than Idris Elba.

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I regret making this thread. I can't believe this is what /co/ has become. You guys used to be all for well written characters instead of "empowered and progressive" bullshit. I would rather not know that you all finally broke and let the feminazis control your mind.

>>87476023
I'm glad that the /pol/tard "fans" are being weeded out by all this pre-release content

>>87488830

Don't say I'm a fake fan. I followed these guys since phase 1 and have all their albums. i'm just pissed that they are a shell of their former selves and you all seem to just go with it.

>>87488830
I'm glad tumblr thinks this is real

>>87481432
>Tell rudeboy shutup

>>87488910
Explain how they are a shell of their former selves.

>>87488763
Grow up.

>>87479028
You're looking at this the wrong way.

It's not out of character for murdocc to CLAIM he's a feminist at all.

>>87489444

They used to be all about rejecting false idols and now they are in the pocket of the liberal mainstream media.

>>87489499

If growing up means you leave your balls in a woman's purse then fuck that.

>>87489565
Some chick really fucked over huh?

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>>87489565
/pol/tards can suck my dick
You're totally illogical dumbasses living in a fantasy world of conspiracy theories, lies, and paranoia, and you don't even seem belligerent enough to be intentionally trolling.
I've been here for 8 years and this board wasn't always clogged up with you Fox News fucks.
Either kill yourself or build a bunker to go cry in, because the world is only getting "worse" for you from here on out.

>>87489697

More like you became pussy whipped on someone who let you stick it in her snatchpipe.

>>87489726

Hey, if you are fine letting someone tell you what you can and can't say and what to think that's alright with me, don't expect the rest of us to do the same.

>>87489764
you are right, we can't stop you from saying dumb shit all day

>>87489729
Yeah you've got fucked over big time. Also it's just entertainment. It's insane to be so butthurt over such small things like that.

>>87489565
Be honest, were they ever really about "rejecting false idols?" Murdoc is the head of the band. All he wanted to be was be a "false idol," even before he started the band.

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>This thread

Now I really hope she's gay.

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>>87489824

It's funny, because you guys both seem like the same fruiters who watch Steven Universe and swear to god it's a the greatest show of all time. You balless idiots will do whatever a woman tells you because otherwise no one would wax your carrot so you let yourself be neutered by these horrible bitches and you are content on being their dog.

>>87476023
Can someone greentext their personalities before this event and how they are now? Is it really THAT much of a change to warrant this crying?

>>87490227
Never saw that show m8.

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>>87489764
Not believing in totally stupid conservitard conspiracy theories about (((LIBRAL MEDIA))) ≠ being a radical militant SJW
The funny thing is that you act like the left are the intolerant ones when you just want the freedom to put other people down and disregard their opinions and humanity because they have a vagina or like to fuck dudes or have dark skin or what have you.
You're fundamentally insecure about your place in the changing world and that's why you desperately cling to an arbitrarily discriminatory ideology to compensate for your microscopic dick and anger at the "other"
You're a tribalistic caveman engaging in illogical groupthink with no basis in reality.
People who don't belong to your demographic happening to exist and becoming more visible will not negatively effect your quality of life in any way, beyond the fact that it seems to heavily offend and TRIGGER you
You are literally just like a common Tumblr SJW but on the opposite end of the political spectrum
>>87490227
I'm gay. I love cocks. Could not give two shits about a vagina. Have approximately one female friend. You're still a fucking idiot

>>87490227
I bet you have no stroke game

>>87490227
hahaha

>>87489499
assmad roastie detected

I think what bothers me is the Gorillaz were supposed to be an eclectic outcast band. Now that they're profitable and famous the Jamie and Damon are all too eager to make them "hip" and appeal to the easiest demographic.

Murdoc is no longer allowed to be a crazed Satanist who fucks everything and only cares about money, now he's 2D's boyfriend and is some kind of white knight against that "other media." 2D is no longer allowed to be an invalid who is openly mocked and bullied, now he's a sex symbol for teen girls and whatever other degenerate jerks off to cartoons. Noodle isn't allowed to be the spunky action girl mascot, she has to be a super serious lesbian sex symbol who is so progressive. Russel never had a personality, but he went from being hood to being whatever you'd call Bruno Mars.

Gorillaz was all about hearing strange experimentation with weird styles of music an ordinary person would probably never hear, and those familiar with that music could respect because it was a faithful rendition. Now that everyone's making weird music (and doing it better) the people behind Gorillaz have to rely on the established music industry to carry them, and it's obvious they lost the plot.

>>87490307

I read this about 5 times and you are doing exactly what you are accusing me of doing I don't give a shit about queers and minorities but not in the way you think. I want these people to have the same rights as everyone else has but that doesn't make them protected from criticism. People have opinions on what minorities and queers do, tough shit, that applies to everyone but you are such a whiny little bitch that you have stand behind bullshit ideals and everyone gets along. Spoiler, they don't and the fact that you can't see that and mock anyone who thinks different than you shows how much of an emotionally stunted individual you are and how you cannot defend yourself if the time came for it. Call me an idiot all you want but you are the one being led around like a horse because you fail to stand up for something meaningful.

>>87490574
They've been profitable and famous for over a decade, and I think they've always been tailored to the hipness of the times. Demon Days was a mostly (pretty damn serious) anti-Bush album for god's sake
Murdoc is obviously playing up his marketability for the times because all he cares about is being a rock star, 2D is still the same basic child-minded character he always was and of course Noodle will change having gone through all of adolescence in the interim (I was not the same person at 10, 15, and 20). I wouldn't exactly call Russell "hood", just a beathead backpacker type, and him living it up and enjoying his money now makes plenty of sense considering he's middle aged. Beats him not being present at all during PB

>>87490574
I think you're seriously overthinking this. Noodle is still spunky just a bit more open, Murdoc's still a nob and Russel is still into hip hop. Also we haven't heard a single full track from them so you're in over your head.

ITT: Conservative/Alt-Right Gorillaz fan is triggered when he finds out they were liberals all along.

Because seriously, what the fuck were you expecting the creation of two liberal London-dwelling artists to be?

They've not exactly fucking tricked you, Gorillaz has always been fairly clear where it stands.

And guess what: Gorillaz was never designed to go against 'political correctness', it was aired directly at the endless fucking parade of manufactured talent being spewed out of MTV. Sorry that they're not the thing you projected onto them, I guess?

Also I like how your fevered mind is now clearly making new shit up. They've clearly not decided to make Murdoc 2D's boyfriend, that was obviously a fucking joke of him getting super drunk and mistaking 2D for a groupie and being a sad drunk. Hes still going to be a Satanist and a bastard. As for Noodle, you clearly didn't pay any attention to the Jaguar promo, she seemed pretty much 'the spunky action girl mascot' to me. I really don't get why her sexuality is a big deal, honestly I kind of figured Russel was gay from way back in Phase 1.

>>87483705
So are you kiddo.

>>87486951
Yeah, pretty much this.

>>87489726
>I've been here for 8 years and this board wasn't always clogged up with you Fox News fucks.
Man I wish these people watched Fox News.

But no, it's all Breitbart with these fucks.

>>87489874
It has always been a joke phrase.

They're music idols, who are cartoons. They are literally idols that are false.

Can /co/mblr and /pol/ leave.

>>87491576
why do you always take the bait? you're the reason they do this you know? /pol/tards are your fault

>>87490574
>I think what bothers me is the Gorillaz were supposed to be an eclectic outcast band. Now that they're profitable and famous the Jamie and Damon are all too eager to make them "hip" and appeal to the easiest demographic.
You were just too young to remember all the commercials they've featured in over the past TWO DECADES.

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>>87492038
B-but muh alt-right boogieman.

>>87490227
Does anyone else hear Elmer Fudd's speech impediment while they read this? I also imagine you must be very oily faced

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Gorillaz

>>87492080
why would they sound like Fudd?

>>87489874
Didn't Noodle come up with reject/respect false idols?

>>87479028
Murdoc is also a narcissistic satan-worshipper who gets a kick out of abusing the people closest to him for the pettiest of reasons

I don't think we were supposed to take him seriously

>>87490247
>Phase 1

>Russel is kind of a generic violent thug
>Noodle is a hyperactive independent child who can't speak English
>Murdoc is an arse, but overall harmless (except to 2D)
>2D is a happy airhead who loves Murdoc

>Phase 2

>Russel is far more intelligent and opinionated, overall a nice guy who's genuinely into music
>Noodle is the brains behind Demon Days, finds out she's a child soldier, still an independent tough kid
>Murdoc is still an arse, though now much more diabolical and involved in a lot of illegal schemes
>2D is more confident, kind of an irresponsible slut, but still an airheaded omega who worships Murdoc

>Phase 3

>Russel is ?????
>Noodle is ????? though much angrier and stronger than ever
>Murdoc has gone full batshit sociopath
>2D is a giant mess of anxiety, now resents Murdoc

Seems like everyone has gotten over their issues in this new phase. Noodle doesn't seem too damaged after all the shit she's been through, 2D still somehow likes Murdoc, none of them seem all that troubled by the plastic beach debacle judging by those interviews. Except possibly Russel.

>>87494176
Yeah I know I'm looking way too deeply into this, but why was Japan making child soldiers to begin with?

>>87476541
Haven't they had an unhealthy, co-dependent, closer-than-friends thing for a while?
2D came off like a battered lover to me in the "DoYaThing" video

>>87494867
That was always their dynamic. Murdoc being the piece of shit he is and 2D being the oblivious doormat he is always lead to them being duo'd up and Murdoc shitting on 2D with occasional acts of rebellion by 2D.
>>87494663
Typical anime cliches.

>>87494663
Probably for ultra-nationalist Co-Prosperity Sphere 2 or counter-terrorism/internal security reasons. Just look at Anime, it's usually one of the two.

The real question is why did they decommission the program?

>>87494867
Yeah, it's arguably been there right from the beginning. 2-D's so simple he always, always convinces himself that he and Murdoc are friends. It got pushed to breaking point on Plastic Beach because presumably Noodle or Russel would have brought him back in line (plus Muds was going more loopy than usual)


>>87495022
Oh for the love of-

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>>87490574
>now he's 2D's boyfriend
>implying this wasn't the case from the very beginning

Dude's been thirsty for 2D since he first came out of that coma.

>>87495043
>The real question is why did they decommission the program?

It needs to be for a funny reason. Like they wanted to fund something really god damn petty and trivial.

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>>87494867
Murdoc is clearly sexually attracted to 2D, but he also resents him for being so good looking/such a good singer that he takes public attention away from him, and also for being a simpleton who had fame sort of effortlessly fall into his lap. And since 2D is helpless moe, it's easy for Murdoc to just take his conflicting frustrations out on him through physical violence and emotional put downs.

tl;dr Murdoc is tsundere.

>>87476023
In the fact that she's lesbian or that she doesn't exist?
I'd still slurp up her noodle

>>87495904
I'll let her slurp up my noodle.

>>87493185
Yes.

>>87494176
In Phase 1, Russell was a depressed drummer, possessed by one of his dead friends. He literally wasn't himself

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>>87476023
>disgusting 2nu and Nudoc ships BTFO
>based 2doc is stronger than ever

What a time to be alive.

>>87495721
Nah Murdoc would probably treat 2D like shit even if he didn't resent that 2D was the face. 2D is weak and Murdoc is a bully. He can't bully the others like he does 2D because they can both kick his ass and Noodle is his daughteru.

>>87496031
I dunno, going off the Aphex tapes interview and the G-Bitez, he seemed to just be a black stereotype.

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>>87476190
More important than that.

What's Russel's sexuality?

C'mon, I don't want the huge spooky black man to be the token straight. Even if he's fictional I'd still like to fuck that ass of his.

>>87496083
I'm going off of the book

>>87496094
Come to think about it, I don't remember Russell
showing any interest in anybody, male or female.

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>2D is wearing makeup and the background is the color of the transgender flag

Is he a transwoman now, /co/?

>>87496193
He likes cats

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>>87496094
>>87496193
Russ as far as I know hasn't shown any attraction.
I always thought he was gay because the Fancy Dress short but it's hardly concrete.

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>>87496079
Does he get off on abusing 2D?

>>87496193
>>87496249
Well, he did have Del inside of him for a while.

>>87496276
Probably, I'm sure he got off cucking him unless he just straight up didn't care when he fucked his girlfriend.

>>87496193
Haven't there been some jokes that Russel is gay or something?

>>87496208
>Murdoc bullied 2d into thinking he's a woman

>>87490227
wew lad

>>87497162
I think Murdoc joked about it in an interview while Russ was describing his time in Ike Turner's basement.

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>>87497169
>Murdoc forcing 2D to crossdress and be more feminine

Is Noodle a Mary sue?

>>87498108
I think her only flaw is that she has the worst farts. So yes.

>>87476023
>Also it's a crime that Noodle looks so fucking hot but be a complete fucking tease.

http://naavscolors.tumblr.com/tagged/gorillaz

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>>87496208
Stop it you cheeky wanker

>>87476190 <---All because of this fag right here we have this thread

Good job you cunt

>>87498305
>>87498344
Shut the fuck up, namefag scum.

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God dammit, came into this thread expecting a chill, laid back chat about Gorillaz. Instead we get this shit, what the fuck.

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>>87498108
Yes.
Gorillaz don't have enough coherent storytelling to really be anything consistent. She's barely enough of a character to be a mary sue. Gorillaz work as 90% of the crew spitballing what's funny or cool and 10% what needs to move the narrative along/ties in with the real life product. Noodle runs off a lot of action girl/anime cliches so she's always off being a kung fu ninja or some shit.
>>87498596
When has /co/ not taken the bait? Worst part. He probably knows how easy it is now so expect it for another few threads in which anons keep taking the bait.
Remember next time, just fucking ignore it.

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>>87496094
>What's Russel's sexuality?

>>87490159
>>>/lgbt/
And stay there.

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>>87499021

>>87498867
Gay furry?

>>87498596

4chan is shit, news at 11.

(Monkey pussy)

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>>87477737
Trump doesn't actually have the ability to do that. It would have to go through numerous legislative channels and no politician is stupid enough to vote yes on rescinding that right. It would be career suicide.

>>87478372
You can still rule your life by the "reject false icons" way, just know that the people who made it up are false icons themselves. There's still a lot of merit to the idea and concept.

>>87499021
wow that's weird I clicked that but it just took me right back to /co/.

>>87505190

Of course it's just a lot lonelier now, you know?

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>>87476023
Guys the dateing account was a hacker not a actual thing. The creators behind gorillaz said themselves they had no part in it.

>>87498867
>>87500758
That's Bravest Warriors btw, not Rusell. But yeah he a gay I guess.

>>87496094
Russ a cute, CUTE! criminally underrated

>>87507285
Anyone else's cuteness is easily overshadowed by how kawaii Noodle and 2D are, I'm afraid.

>>87496058
Noodle x OC is the only way to go with her since the guys are her family.

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Any chance of new G-Bitez? Rotoscoping and 3D toons don't look quite right.

>>87508311
I miss old Murdoc, he looks so retarded now.

>>87490307
>get Mozilla's CEO to be forced to resign because he donated to a group that wanted marriage to remain status quo
>le tolerant left

>>87508635
>One rich person losing a job is worse than limiting the rights of an entire group of people
wew

>>87508696
>couldn't get marriage contracts
Wow so oppressed. Not like there are other legal means to get the exact benefits marriage allows.

>>87508868
>Wow so oppressed
It's pretty oppressive.

>civil unions
>exact benefits
>no federal protection
>benefits don't carry over outside the state you have it in
kek educate yourself
http://www.legalmatch.com/law-library/article/marriage-compared-to-civil-unions.html

>>87508917
>monetary benefits
>pretty oppressive

Kek, yeah it's right up there with segregation. Faggot.

>>87509053
>No social security
>No family leave
>Can't live in neighborhoods designated "families only"
>No family rates for insurance
>No spousal support, child custody or visitation rights after divorce
>No military benefits for spouse
>Can't file joint tax returns
>Can't visit sick spouse in the hospital
>Can't even take bereavement from work if spouse fucking dies

>One group can have all this but another group can't

"but it's not oppression because you have SOMETHING hurr" fuck off.

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>>87476541
Sexy fox 2D art when?

>>87476100
>Queer
That's not canon, right?

>>87509053
Dude, it's been established that you're a dumbshit. get outta here.

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Aight Fuck, Kiss, Marry, Kill. Let's go /co/

>Fuck Murdoc
>Kiss Noodle
>Marry 2D
>Kill Russel

>>87511552
Kiss Noodle
Fuck Noodle
Marry Noodle
Kill Noodle