>be superman >pic related happens What do

wtf i love Jon now??

>>87467305
Jon is so awesome!

>>87467335
Fuck off with your retarded meme.

He's not wrong. Both of those costumes are great.

>>87467358
My dear Supebro fan, i' m so sorry. This is the new Super-Star!

Daily reminder that Superman's lack of trunks is the emblem of everything wrong with DC currently.

>>87467305
His current costume wouldn't be so bad if it had more red to break the blue. Why they didn't give him red boots I will never know, hell I'm pretty sure plenty of artists have gotten the design wrong and made the mistake of giving him red boots in some issues because it feels more right.

>>87467398
Haha. Yeah right. A couple of red underpants is the key factor for a character and a franchise. Never forget that.

Let's hope they don't bring the trunks back that would be the most shameless pandering I have ever seen.

I mean, other than what they already did with Superman.

>>87467422
It absolutely is.

>>87467369
This. Those would be what I'd wear.

>>87467305
Superman should had honestly kept the black one but change the color scheme to red and blue.

>>87467413
Yeah, I do remember when superman 7 storytime was going on, someone edited a picture of supes where he added at least the red boots. I remember it looking better.

>>87467305
fuck, was Action Comics this week? I was too busy looking at the shitposting for the other book.

>>87467422
The red trunks are symbolic of an ability to not take yourself too seriously.

>>87467455
>>87467413
Reminder: A loincloth is like a cape for your dick!

>>87467485
So is Superman a comedic character? A parody? A character, who should never have been taken seriously?

>>87467468
No, Superman and AC alternate.

>>87467534
He's a capeshit superhero. If you're taking stuff "seriously" you're doing it wrong.

>>87467534
He's a comic book character. A nigh omnipotent one who gives no shits except doing the right thing. And it's a visual medium.

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>>87467305
Tell him that he is wrong and that I had sex with his mom.

>>87467534
Hello autism.

>>87467558
Get aids, faggot.

>>87467641
Hello nostalgic manchild.

>>87467558

You're a fuckin' pedophile, dude.

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>>87467305
Sure thing, son!

>>87467695
Hello child so insecure he can't enjoy comics unless they adhere to the newest hippest trends.

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>>87467452

>>87467485
>>87467534
No, they're a callback to strongmen. RIP in peace strongmen. I will miss you.

>>87467534
I said >too.
It's not all or nothing. But you know it's funny. I kind of wonder what it'd be like if someone like you were a character in the books. You're in a burning building and Superman is reaching out to save you and you go "No I can't take you seriously until you go put on normal clothes".
Or fucking Parasite is about to drain the life out of you and the rescue is invalidated because you can't take the shorts seriously. In a world with giant robots, green men from mars, and a secret city of superintelligent gorillas, and aliens invading once a month some underwear, a minor fashion faux pas THAT is beyond the pale.

You should join up with tumblr. Disregarding accomplishments and character because a the person is wearing something you find objectionable is right up their alley.

>>87467558
I concur.

>>87467676
>>87467713
When did 4chan become so puritan?

>>87467854
>When did 4chan become so puritan?
Not Puritan enough if you ask me.

>>87467305

Is Jon named after anyone special to Clark or Lois?

I was wondering since J'onn J'onzz was dead in this Superman's timeline he was named after him

>>87467941
pa kent

>>87467941
Jonathan Kent

>>87467941
Jonathan was the name of Pa Kent

>>87467976
>>87467979
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

>>87467622
lel

>>87467558
Shit taste. First Supergirl's costume sucks. Second crossdressing is shit tier.

>>87467920
>wanting 4chan to become reddit

>>87467854
Fuck off faggot
>>>/lgbt/

>>87467854
Not laughing at pedophilia isn't being puritanistic. Yeah we joke about some bad shit but that's a 'lil much.

>>87467305
I think he should have kept the beard at least

>>87467305
Man, the superman line is fucking trash...

>>87467422
He's not a strongman without trunks and a cape.

>>87468522
>>87467713
>fictional, drawn character
>pedophilia
I see why they call it /co/mblr.

>>87468687
Takes your aids bullshit and fuck off to any one of the 3 or 4 fag boards you have instead of trying to bring it here. Stupid faggot.

>>87467398
Daily reminder that DC is at the top of their game right now.

Really makes you think.

>>87467485
That's the dumbest justification I ever heard in my life.

>>87467305
If DC is so triggered about the undies then at least make him hear the black suit.
They could do the same thing Spider-Man did in the 80s: wear both costumes from time to time.

>>87467305
>more of Jurgens muh classic Supes circlejerk
glad i dropped this

>>87467305
>a child prefers underwear on the outside
explains a lot, really

>>87468522

We've been laughing at pedophilia since this site was created. Christ it was one of the first memes this site had.

>>87468909
Madman Rants For 10 Hours Straight (100% for real NOT fake) WORLDSTAR

>>87467713
I want /tv/ to leave.

>Superman is so shallow the most important debate about him is the trunks

>>87468973
Meant to reply>>87467558

>>87468993
This is a different anon, my fellow Humbert Humberts on /tv/ would appreciate that post

>people are turning on Superbitch and his cunt of a son

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!

>>87468974
Nice logic, dick

>>87467790
can someone give me the essential superman red/blue reading? i know Moz' JLA but i figure the red/blue split happens beforehand?

>>87469629
thanks, bruce

>>87468896
cute :)

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>>87467305
They should do it old school.

put in a link to some online poll, and have the fans decide what Superman's next costume should be.

or go REALLY old school and make it a telephone number. Since online polls are easily manipulated

>>87469480
What? People are more invested in Superdad than ever. Dude got 2 fucking storytimes. Superbro's shit never even got above 200 replies.

Face it anon it's over. Superdouche is dead for good.

>>87469710
>there are people on /co/ RIGHT IN THIS VERY MOMENT that hate Damian for the same reasons they love Jon
i guess you can be an even bigger smug asshole as long as you don't fully replace a character that has been useless and with no direction even way before the N52

>>87468975
Hey Damifag, you know Jon and Damian are going to become friends right? Might want to curb your autism.

>>87469961
Are you retarded? Jon is the complete opposite of Damian. And no one deserves a punch in the gut more than Damian.

>>87469952
2 storytimes, most comments composed of shitposting.

Superman: Rebirth threads have been the most toxic storytimes of all Rebirth titles.

>>87469961
>Taunts Jon over the time he lost control and killed a cat
>Even after Jon offers an invite for Damian to come over to his house
>T-they're totally the same g-guys
Nah get fucked.

>>87469961
It has an S on his chest, that makes him immune from any critices on /co/

>>87470015
>Shitposting by Damifag and Superbrofags is the most toxic kind of posts on /co/
Really makes you think...

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>>87468896
>Kandor

Wait a sec anything new happened to Kandor? Is it still at supes fortress?

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>>87470043
Nice strawman

>>87469971
I honestly think Damifag thinks Damian is a real person and has no concept of storytelling whatsoever.

>>87468687
/cm/
/lgbt/
/hm/
/y/

Choose a fucking board and stay there you faggot.

>>87470048
And don't forget about the Superdadfags falling for the bait also which continues to further stir up the shit.

>>87470072
if any other character almost killed two people no one would defend them

but since Jon is Superman son he can't do no wrong, so who cares he is always in the right

>>87467305
Jurgens self inserting his own values into characters again eh?

>>87467305
wtf I love this kid now.

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>>87467305
Jon knows whats up.

>>87469952
>Dude got 2 fucking storytimes.
Just because of shitposting and batfags wanting to troll some damian fan.

>>87470068
Last I saw of it the Kryptonians of Kandor were being used by Xa-Du as superbullets to kill everyone Superman knew and loved, but that's since been resolved.

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>>87468896
God damn Justice Lord Superman is such a fantastic variant.

>>87469952
That was mostly Damifag or people trying to antagonize him. The book itself was blah. I liked seeing damian get his shit pushed in but the book wasn't that great.

>>87470337
I love how double arm and leg bands (save for Wonder Woman) was the standard motif for the Justice Lord outfits.

>>87467676
>>87468687

Only edgelords to make both sides of an argument look like they need to die

>>87467305
Jon looks like a fucking twink.

>>87470313
>Kandor were being used by Xa-Du as superbullets
This is why I love comics

>>87469961
I enjoy both of them.

Tomasi and Gleason should be doing Super Sons, whenever/if that ever comes out. Then again, I want them on Superman for a long while right now.

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>>87467305
The undies makes him so god like if drawn by Jim Lee

>>87470545
Tomasi is writing it and it's launching in Feb 2017, in case you didn't know.

>>87470545
Tomasi and Jimmez are doing Super-Sons.

Between that and Tomasi playing with Morrison's stuff in a multiverse Superman team up in hyped as hell.

>>87470375
For you. This book is fantastic, stuff is actually fucking happening, Superdad and Jon are actually getting character development. This is the best Superman has been since Morrison.

>>87470601
>>87470635
Oh shit, no I didn't know that. Awesome news though

>>87470545
I'm really surprised Gleason isn't oficially on Super Sons, he seems so passionate about it.

>>87467485
I guess Billy Batson is super serious then.

>>87469710
YES

>>87467305
I want to have BeardClark's babies

>>87470337
NIHONNEON! I wasn't expecting to see you on /co/

>>87470968
Go tell him that on /m/ then.

>>87469710
He punched his beef

>>87470892
They'd at least be cute from the looks of things.

>>87469710

Yeah put that manlet in his place.

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>>87470337
the justice lord variants were generally awesome. justice lord wonder woman is my favorite wonder woman.

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>>87469710
When will they become shota bros

>>87467622
If he beats you up you can always just cry Martha.

>>87469710
"Ow! My beef!"

>>87467452
What, no cape?

>>87467305
How did Clark wiggle out of that one without changing his suit?

>Maybe

>>87474317
When Damian learns some goddamn manners

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>>87467427

>underwearfags also love Jon and hate Damian

Why am I not surprised

>>87467800
>RIP in peace

You just said"Rest in Peace in Peace"

All you need to say is just "RIP". Thatll get the point across without being redundant.

>>87468064

Because it's the answer to the question being asked.

This should be fairly obvious.

>>87476865
I love Damian, he's my favorite Robin, I also like John and like the undies. They're all great!

>>87468806
>If DC is so triggered about the undies

They aren't WB is. /co/ has habit of blaming DC for WB's fuck ups. The DCEU is the biggest example

>>87468896

Supes needs to stop skipping leg day

>>87469961
>there are people on /co/ RIGHT IN THIS VERY MOMENT that hate Damian for the same reasons they love Jon

Jon never kidnapped anybody. If Batman hadn't show up there's no telling what the psychotic little freak Damian would have done to Jon

>>87471334
>>87474475
Edit when?

Wow, the artist used a Samsung phone as a model for the drawn cell phone. First time I think I noticed it not being an iPhone (or an iPhone rip-off)

>>87476876
That's the joke.

>>87470337
>>87472673

Didn't the Justice Lord desings come from the DCAU guys wanting the league to have a more un iform look but DC/WB told them they couldn't change Superman and Batman

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>>87477176

>Jon is emo
>Damian isn't

>>87477258

So? Are you trying to b8 me or something? I love Batman more than Superman I also love Damian but I'm not going to sit here and pretend the kid isn't unhinged

>>87477338

Damian fans should go back to /pol/

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>>87467305
Do people really like Jon or is it a meme?

He's always drawn very poorly and has no personality besides "being Superdad's son". I mean, if we accept that Superdad is pre-Flashpoint Supes returned, then this is just a retread of the recent Chris Kent Saga with more "awwwwww, the feels~!" shit. What does this little gremlin add to the Supes mythos?

>>87477506
Frankestein is immortal, he even says he let Batman do his stuff to show him it was pointless.

It's not really kidnapping if the "kidnapped" has no objection and goes along with it.

>>87476865
>Liking Damian

Shit taste detected.

>>87477482
>except Superdad's son
His personality is 12 year old kid who recently discovered he has superpowers. More specifically, a 12 year old kid that's been pretty shelteres his entire life and is incredibly naive. He has a perfectly fine characterization, and he'll be a bit more independent when he gets older.

And what the fucking shit do you mean, "what does he add to the superman mythos?" He's fucking Superman's son! That's always been a concept for "future" stories, but now they're doing an actual run at it instead of a temporary event like Chris Kent.

People who like Damian and hate Jon and people who hate Jon and like Damian are fucking idiots, for the exact same reasons.

>>87476876

not sure if trolling or just showing your age

>>87477756

>He'll never be freed from the Phantom Zone
>Clark probably never even told Jon about his older brother
>He'll always be lost, afraid and alone and probably doesn't exist anymore.

Chris Kent's story literally makes my eyes water.

>>87477756
To me, Jon is no better than the autistic kid in Superman Returns. Just a plot device for cheap Hallmark moments rather than an actual character. Too many Rebirth stories are devolving into Supes yelling "MUH SON!" and going berserk (which is a reasonable response but how many times can they write that fucking shit?)

Could be worse, though. Imagine Carl Grimes as Superboy.

>>87477795
>>87477837
Not an arguement
>>87477996
This December Tomasi is switching to focus on Superdad teaming up with other Supermen. So that will be fun.

>>87477712
>Ultimately, there are no surprises with Superman. He's a Happy Meal. You know what you're gonna get.
>Implying this same situation doesn't apply to the vast majority of capeshit
Want to know how I know you're a retarded newfag?

>>87477996
The Tomasi run is written mostly from Jon's point of view. We see Superman as either a perfect paragon or a super scary parent because that's how Jon sees him.

Theoretically, Action Comics is where we get a more Superman centered view, but that comic has its own issues with its priorities.

>>87478187
>Theoretically, Action Comics is where we get a more Superman centered view, but that comic has its own issues with its priorities.
Next issue is Lex and Superdad surviving on Apokalips so that should be decent. Once Super-Sons starts it looks like Jon will get shuffled over to that book, so both Action and Superman will focus on Superdad.

Why do people hate Jon? As far as Superhero kids go he's great.

>>87478215
That sounds neat. I do like the Jon focus on Superman, though (And its clearly Tomasi and Gleasons strong suit), so I wonder how the comic will handle that.

>>87478460
The kind of people that think he's worth anything are the same kind who go for any cute character that gives them "feels", no matter how they're written.

>>87478460
Most of the hate on this thread is just incomprehensible shit repeated by 1 guy over and over.

>Superdad getting all this hate

Fucking glorious! Fuck him!

>>87478669
>Superbrofags are teaming up with Damifag now
Hilarious. Is there a more cancerous fan base?

>>87478669
>Superman fan encouraging hate
Always knew Superdouche was a fake. Now his fanbase has been revealed for the cancer they are.

>>87478641
Does pretending everything that makes you angry comes from one guy make you feel better?

>>87478697
So in like a year from now when Jon and Damian are BFFLs are you going to pretend you always liked Jon? Or just continue being an autistic retard?

>>87477399
What's in the link? I'm afraid to touch it.

>>87478719
Does pretending you don't share the same opinion as Damifag help you deal with your shit taste?

>>87478719
So are we ignoring that Damifag samefagged so bad we got a second storytime? Because that would just mean you're a retard.

>>87478697
>>87478851
How do you have the time to do this on a day-to-day basis? Do you have a SO? A job? A hobby? How are you able to do this all day and all night?

>>87478719
I wasn't talking about you. I don't normally put on that tinfoil hat, but if you can't spot the guy samefagging in this thread I'll just assume you're new.

I think Damian and Jon are both fine. I also like the undies, but they don't need to be done over the top. Doing 'em in a more boxer-briefs style is reasonable to me.

>>87477712
>. I've always disliked flight+super strength as super powers. For any hero. That's too easy.
He's pretty much the Western starter of the flying brick.

It's like watching Battle ROyale then going "Oh boy, kids killing each other. That hasn't been done already."

>>87479067
No super hero suffers from Seinfeld is Unfunny more than Superman.

>he's so lame, he's just so generic you know? XD

>>87477506
This already is one of my favorite quotes from /co/

>>87477915
I'll never get why they just created another instead of bringing back Chris. I loved that story arc.

>Damiancucks on full damage control

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>Superman comics have greatly improved since Rebirth
>Superman threads on /co/ have somehow become even worse

There must always be a price.

>>87478637
Not particularly. It reacted to it's perch being punched in the gut and leaped off to a more stable platform. Then it had to dodge Damian's kick to Jon's face since that was where it had decided to cling to.

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>>87467305
>in the left photo Clark and Jon are exchanging a thumbs up
>Clark has a goofy dad smile on his face

>>87479880

Because it's one or two fags who can't stand that Damian was hurt even though he literally brought everything on himself

>>87480879
>implying Superman: Rebirth threads weren't already being stinked up with salty Superbrofags.

>>87467941
>>87467965
>>87467976
>>87467979

He's actually named for both their fathers.

His middle is Samuel, for Lois' dad.

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>>87470068

Superdad's Kandor was blown up by Lex and Samuel Lane in that stupid waste of a year of Superbooks designed by the Cereal King.

Superbro's Kandor is still at HIS fortress (so presumably Kara's now?) although Superdad certainly has access to it, post this story line: >>87470313 and >>87470450

and yeah, it's a pretty nifty story.

If superman came in Lois, wouldn't that kill her?

>>87479767
I also liked that story, and wasn't that fond of aging him up, giving him a girlfriend and the suggestion of a sexual relationship and then essentially aging him back. I think the problem with simply bringing Chris back, even if it DOES turn out to be the same universe (and thus the same Phantom Zone OR, if you agree with the folks who view Multiversity's map as saying that it's ONE Phantom Zone for ALL the universes), it's that the entire FU that was New Krypton created all this additional baggage to the simple story that was Chris introduction.

Also, there's nothing that says they still couldn't bring him back out at some point in the next two years, especially as Jon gets older.

>>87481696
He's really good at controlling his muscles. Even in bed.

No, really, this is canon. He and Lois can fuck because he's extremely careful not to rip her apart. If DC had put out a story showing he was trained to do that by Mongul or somebody I would've given them my soul

>>87481729

but he can't control his supersemen, can he?

>>87467413
>if it had more red to break the blue
It'd be better if it had more yellow to break the blue.
The classic costume with yellow shield does look kind of awkward when that's all the yellow in the entire costume.

>>87467305
Is this the start of the arc where he meets New Super-man and multiverse stuff?

>>87469710

Best boy is best.

>>87481764
yup

>>87481824
Shaping up to be a good arc.

>>87467305
I want to unzip Jon's jacket and see him shirtless.

>>87470405
Calm your dick he's only 10.

>>87481764
>>87481824
>>87481882
That arc's gonna be in Superman in January, not action comics, where >>87467305 is from.
Read some comics, /co/. The main Superman book is very good right now.

>>87481987
How can they read it if it doesn't come out til January? Do you even think about what you're saying before you post?

>>87467607
Dream is even more nigh-omnipotent and he took himself very seriously

>>87467534
He doesn't said not serious at all.

>>87469710
This shit is hilarious.

>>87467305
I'd bring out the red undies and go for it.

>>87481729
Nice headcanon.

>>87481729
>if dc had put out a story showing mongul teaching superman to give superdick
hmmm

>>87467305
This level of pandering makes Marvel look like a serious company

Did you know when you're banned for a post in a thread, all your posts are deleted? I'm certain you did, but I'm just making this observation to point out how badly someone will samefag to get a point across.

>>87467305

If he loves undies on the outside so much why doesn't he do it?

>>87484445
Because he's in elementary school and everyone knows how cruel those fucking kids can be.

>>87467369
Honestly the best part of the black suit was his mullet

>>87484479
What? He wouldn't go around being Superboy at school.

>>87467305
Get out your belt and beat his ass for having such shit taste.

Oh wait, white people dont beat their kids

>>87467305

Laser eyes mark him in the face

>>87467305
I'd rip his fucking ballsack off.

>>87485112

Trust me, Anon. They do.

We call them them white trash.

>>87467305
The black suit sucks and I can't stand that it keeps coming back.

>>87467305
Christ Jurgens, still as subtle as a hammer.