Batman #9 Storytime

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King says three events are spin out from this issue...

>>87066066

Well that as fast

Ha Ha Time for 3D poser.

>>87066066
Let's all take votes now. How many times do you think they'll reference Bane breaking his back?

>>87066090

>Batman just looking mildly inconvenienced by the whole thing

>>87066103
"Bane, stahp."

>>87066101

In the arc or just this issue? I'm betting it will be in this issue for sure

>>87066114
I'm guessing it'll be in the issue at least twice. In the arc? Whew. Who knows.

Didn't bother with the Night of the Monster Men crossover. Anything important happen?

>>87066140

Hugo Strange sperged out but the event's of it are continuing in Detective comics and Batwoman

>>87066140
We almost had Batman Power Rangers and the final fight with Strange was anticlimactic.

>>87066095
>>87066105
>>87066110
These pages are still god-tier.

>>87066167
>Kite Man
Hell yeah.

>>87066172
This. This page. Pack it up, boys.

>>87066103
The chains aren't even secured. Bane just dropped them there.

>>87066183
I don't get it.

>>87066167
Why is Kite Man in Arkham? How is he crazy?

>>87066172
Saturn Girl/Woman?

>>87066172
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>87066167
>>87066176

I really wanted Kite Man to be a recurring villain in one off pages pulling petty heists until Batman finally put's him down after 50 issues

>>87066172
Hype levels at maximum values!

Although, it does make one wonder why she and the big spoiler at the end of the issue Selina would be in Arkham, of all places.

>>87066200
Saturn Girl, from Legion of Super Heroes. Teased in DCU Rebirth #1 by Johns, and finally followed up here.

>>87066220
Maybe his lawyer tried the same tactic as Great White Shark's?

>>87066200
Legion of Superheroes, newfriend.
>>87066220
Look at the last page and tell me does she belong in Arkham. We know she's not insane.
>>87066221
Yep.

>>87066172

OH SHIT!!

>>87066186
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

DING DONG THE FURRY'S DEAD

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>>87066241
>>87066247
Thanks. Sorry, just jumped to DC with Rebirth since Marvel went to shit.

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Trinity: >>87066262

>>87066252
>Joker Fags put in their place
>Selina is the superior murderer now too

>>87066241
>and finally followed up here

I'm enjoying the slow build up to be honest with you

>>87066215
Oh god.

This is as much Ostrander's SS Rebirth as the actual comics with the name.

>>87066215

So either Punch or Jewlee are dying in this arc. Who you got /co/?

>>87066252
Kek

>>87066139
Shit dad Bruce.

>>87066242
>I've been thinking lately. About you and me.
Nice tkj reference, king

>>87066153
>Weskler

It's over.

King is finished.

>>87066252
>237 counts of murder
How the fuck did that happen?

>>87066252
Hot

>>87066384

They count sperm loss over how hot she is as murder now.

>>87066172
Guess when King said 3 Rebirth events will be in this particular arc, he may show them one by one through it. That said, Aaaah Man I really wanna find out what's gonna happen with the Leigon stuff.

>>87066172
Oh shit.

Still I thought she was trying to get in touch with Superman? Wouldn't that be a better place to have her show up?

>>87066294
>Two Sinestro logos.

Totally subtle.

>>87066476

That would be the worst place for her to show up in my opinion. DC is building up to a mega event so to get as much exposure and hype as possible it's best to spread ties and clues around.There's also the boost of Batman being the most popular hero so more people are exposed to the build up

>>87066124
Man look at that evil little smile.

Like holy shit is the Psycho Pirate getting his groove back after decades of being the universe's bitch?

>>87066294

>Dat 5th week

Shit I hope DC has something more

>>87066379
It's definitely deliberate, though, since he has the same name in his uniform.

I wonder why King is spelling it differently.

>>87066541

Don't be such a sperg. Gotham Girl has lost her mind and is vulnerable. The Bafam all know the score. Stop acting like King is replacing your toys.

>>87066201
PUNCH

>>87066172
oh SHIT.

>>87066541

Dick is off doing his assignment, Jason is on the outs with Bruce at the moment, Tim is "dead", and Damian is making new "friends".

>>87066215
oh my god its the ACTUAL suicide squad.

Based King.

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>>87066570
>Gotham Girl has lost her mind and is vulnerable.

>no more shitty Gotham Girl crap

Finally we can get some good issues.

>>87066252
If this is another story where it turns out she's totally innocent and a good girl really and then they make out, I'm joining the turn.

>>87066110
Whoa, I really like this.

>>87066153
"The War of Jokes and Riddles" is that a thing? Sounds awesome

>>87066341

Wesker is dead or escapes. Waller gets P&J as well as Bronze tiger.

I hope P&J gets a happy ending like in SS

>>87066215
was getting caught part of his plan?

So...Does Psycho Pirate still remember anything before New 52/Rebirth or is he just a generic psychic villain now?

Now, I'm not going to try to act like I'm some kind of expert of Batman, but isn't he pretty dark in this issue?
Like "leading to DKR"-tier, with the whole "I'm the one who put this army of murderers behind the bars, if I want to use them as I see fit I will do it"?
Or is it just that the stories I've read with him are milder than usual?

>>87066751
he's entirely retcconned from nu52 prior

>>87066801

Bit of both maybe? He's good with Gotham girl and Alfred but he deals with criminals for the rest of the issue. There's also Arkham but he's always been a cunt

>>87066801
This isn't that unusual for modern Batman.

>>87066667

I tried googling it but got nothing so I guess not

>>87066167
Who the hell is Mayo? Does Condiment King have a real name?

>>87066801
He had to convince Arkham

>>87066124
>Tell me I'm happy
>Tell me I'm brave
>Tell me I'm a big guy

>>87066751
yup he remembers everything apparently, although I wonder if that extends to him dying during Infinite Crisis

Outside of Bronze Tiger it feels like a useless SS
Especially Ventriloquist

>>87066801
gotham and tim both died in the last few days and gotham girl is fucked

>>87066886
Mitchell Mayo

>>87066252
All this issue takes place in an parallel universe, right ? Some elseword of some shit ?

>>87066924
>>87066924
>Especially Ventriloquist

That's why he will be the key to all this

>>87066172
Holy shit.
Fuck your foreshadowing, let's just plaster it on.

>>87066230
Damn, bats.

>>87066447
kek

>>87066384
>>87066447
Selina did have people killed when she ran the mob for a while. And she didn't "help" certain people stay alive, bats probably counts those.

>>87066924
Punch knows the way in and out, selina is good at stealing things without being detected, ventriloquist is a master strategist. They are planning a heist, not a fight.

>>87067109
The "death by lethal injection" part suggests this is her actual sentence, not Bats' opinion.

>>87067124
Punch and jewelee can also hypnotize or control people

>>87066252
This was actually pretty average aside from Legion hype. I hope King delivers soon otherwise this is the biggest disappointment of the Rebirth.
On a slightly positive note, Janin's art was actually good. HS has definitely changed his shading technique. Also Bless June Chung.

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>>87066801
If Snyder would've written it, /co/ would be circle jerking about it, but since Based King wrote it, it's the new definitive Batman. Understood newfriend?

>>87067190

>Meanwhile on Bizzaro /co/

>>87067137
That's strange though. The whole "lethal injection" thing, every single one in arkham is normally put there to get "sane" and is usually put in arkham to escape "lethal injection" type stuff. 'Cause otherwise calenderman should have been dead a long time ago.

>>87067188
That book is called All Star Batman and I'm saying this unironicaly, Snyder's actually writing pretty interesting story aside from some wonky characterization.

>>87067208
Arkham has never made a single damn lick of sense and I don't expect CIA to change that.

>>87067158
>This was actually pretty average aside from Legion hype

Yep, besides that pretty underwhelming and lacking again in content. King continues to drag his feet with this run.

>>87067262
The setup is pretty cool though and I fucking loved the opening pages.

>>87067283

Same here. I'm still enjoying King's run

So whom are they each supposed to represent?

Batman is clearly Waller, Punch and Jewelee are clearly Joker and Harley, Wesker is clearly Enchantress, who are Bronze Tiger and Catwoman?

So does that mean that King is going to write the Legion or what?

>>87067350
>Batman is clearly Waller
Batman is more like Waller/Rick Flag hybrid.

>>87066924
The Suicide Squad was supposed to be C-listers at best back in the day. All of these guys except Ventriloquist are Ostrander squad alums.

>>87067158
I actually like the slow burn, but to each their own.

>>87067350
Punch and Jewlee were Punch and Jewlee before Harley even fucking existed.

Bronze Tiger is BRONZE FUCKING TIGER.

READ SOME GODDAMN OSTRANDER SS.

>>87067350
>Punch and Jewelee are clearly Joker and Harley
triggered desu

>>87066135
batman stop caring so much about a woman you barely know
that's not how a hero should act

>>87067440
>>87067437
I mean they are clearly stand-ins for thematic reciprocity with the real Suicide Squad.

>>87067448
>real Suicide Squad
This is pretty real SS senpai. King's Squad is definitely inspired by Ostrander's SS.

>>87066090
man look at all that white space where detail should be
Sale really went downhill

>>87067448
Not really? There's not even the right number of members. It's just Batman assembling a Suicide Squad out of his villains.

>>87067448
>the real Suicide Squad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87067472
>Batman
>Sales going downhill, ever

Batman should just ask Bane to lend Psycho-Pirate a moment to cure GG. He made deals with him in the past too.

>>87067479
The only characters even mentioned in this issue that don't have ties to Batman are Punch and Jewelee (and Saturn Girl).

>>87066135
>Gotham Girl, I'm CIA

>>87067485
Anon...

>>87067485
Your casual is showing, Anon. lol.

>>87067484
Harleyfags BTFO.

>>87067479
>>87067492
Damifag is here, report and move on.

King said this was the issue that would pickup the 3 Joker storyline

Wow, this issue is almost as pathetic as the last one.

>>87067562
>believing what writers say

>>87067625
I'm seeing more and more comments like this in the different DC storytimes
Is /co/'s love story with Rebirth already over?

>>87067562
The twist is that Selina is one of the Jokers. She's even got the death count to back it up now.

>>87066145
it makes sense that Arkham is so fucking massive in comparison to a normal sanitarium
>>87066167
hell yeah, also mayo saying ketchup
>>87066220
have you seen that page where he breaks through a window just to steal a purse? and how he's just repeating his name over and over?
he seems a bit out of it

>>87067645

I think it's one guy

>>87067645
Batman's just been boring, man from the beginning of Rebirth. Nothing has changed about it with this issue.

>>87067645
Kind doesn't do it for me, sorry.

>>87067671

Has Twitter outrage ever led to anything?

>>87067659
Nope.

>>87067671
Already?

>>87067671
Damn, this early? It's not even 6:00 AM yet.

>>87067659
it's damianfag

Every fucking time he goes into any batman thread to start shit

>>87066252
>hurr I've killed 237 people
>but I wear a black latex catsuit so I'm obvs cray-cray
>lock me up and throw away the key, boys!
Dropped forever. Not even gonna pirate this quality declining shit.

>>87067720
That post was too coherent to be Damifag.

Is it so hard to believe not everyone is digging King's run here?

What the heck is going on? Why there's so many deleted posts?

>>87067625
What the hell are you talking about? The whole issue was great. First part with Big Guy was awesome. Great art, great writing. What do you want?

>>87067736
For it to make sense, for starters.

>>87067733
look at the punctuation

He's 12, he can form a sentence if he wants to, but if it's full of ,,,, or .... it's him

>>87067741
Please tell me since his posts got deleted, he was banned too.

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>>87066095
>>87066105
>>87066110
>it's a big guy episode

>>87067760
oh sure just ban a ban evader, that'll work

>>87067771
For you.

>>87067739
What doesn't make sense? Batman is forming a squad to go capture Psycho Pirate from Bane, got some old school team members to hype up fans

>>87067774
I want to believe, Anon.

>>87067774
>a ban evader
I'm honestly suprised how Damifan manged to do that.

>>87066158
>>87066153
Batman: I need a guy to die early to show just how "dangerous" this story arc will be. This fat fuck will do.

>>87067833
Because Damian is obviously the best Robin


:^)

>>87067871
Objectively true but damn if that Damifag ain't annoying.

Damn this one amazing. This arc is gonna the so good.

>>87067833
Stole Tim's guide to nastygrams and the homeboxes that bake them.

>>87066252
The fuck, since when was Selina a mass murderer?

>>87067930
It's almost like it's a last page reveal that's supposed to leave you with questions and compel you to buy next issue for answers.

>>87067940
It's almost like I haven't been reading DC since the nu52 and perhaps I was under the assumption some crazy shit has happened while I haven't been reading.

>>87067940
Fuck that shit, if everything isn't self contained in one issue then you're failing.

>>87066252
>Selina Kyle, I'm Batman.

>>87066172
It's coming......and I am hype as fuck.

Still sad we didn't get an announcement for it at NYCC but hopefully that just means they're taking their time to find the best creative team possible.

>>87067971
>just means they're taking their time to find the best creative team possible.
Levitz again? Or maybe Humphries?

>>87066242
>>87066252
King top level trolling.

>>87067961
Fair enough. She did spend some time as a mob boss, but it's probably a fake out.

>>87067930
go away aahz

>>87067940
Really? Was that the intention? Because my interest in this book has gone from "this is new and refreshing" to "not this shit again".

>>87067940
Lame cliff hanger, it's not like King needs to throw some shocking twist like this to keep people reading, it's fucking Batman.

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>>87066066
This might come in handy later

Did Selina always have green eyes

Joker?

>there are people her right now that don't think this was fucking great
Batfags really are the worst DC fans. At least 50% of them will always find something to bitch about.

>>87068057

>Things are happening in my book

I always get the impression that comic fans never want anything to happen and a story should remain static

That was a phenomenal issue, I'm hype for this arc.

King trolled us thinking they would touch on the 3 Jokers storyline in this though.

>>87068057
>implying these aren't jelly drones that have been shitposting about King ever since he signed the DC exclusive

>>87068057
it's because there aren't any narration boxes

I guess we're just gonna delete any bad comments that dare slight King now.

Is there really someone that thought the last person was Joker?
The moment he referenced the beginning of TKJ it was obvious it was a fake-out
Still a good issue

>>87066066
Janín's layouts translates King's stories se well, but it shoudln't be surprising.

>>87068049
Her eyes have always been green.

>>87068103
>Is there really someone that thought the last person was Joker?
If it weren't for solicits spoiling the Squad and with King saying on twatter this issue would reference the 3 Jokers storyline... Yeah, I can see some people that don't check solicitations go "oh shit, TKJ reference, is that...oh shit"

KING ME!

>>87068132
I'm glad that he's holding off on Big J.

There's NO WAY we're not seeing the clown but he's showing restraint which is great after Synder overused him.

>>87066090
One is JL vs SS and the second is the upcoming Synder-Capullo reunion project.

So when does #10 come out, I'm already impatient for the next issue

>>87068167
In two weeks.

>>87066841
Was he retconned or just never mentioned at all? Because it seems like the latter.

>>87066903
Source on this? I don't remember it coming up at all in Batman so far

>>87068174
God bless double shipping.

>>87068167
in 2 weeks

>>87068189
Seriously. While I'm not a big fan of Rebirth as a whole, I'm just happy that I can get Deathstroke and Batman every two weeks.

>>87068189
Aye.

So why does Janin get so much hate on /co/? He seems so much better in panelling, backgrounds and motion than Finch. From this and Grayson, he seems to have a much much better connection with King than Finch has.

>>87067736
>Great art
Opinion discarded right then and there.

>>87068057
>>87068091
>>87068095
>I-if you don't find it great, you have objectively shit taste and you're a Marleldrone/Snyderfag
Piss off.

>>87068209
Because he uses poser. Newfags will try to look elitist by trying to insult an artist based on the technique they use, but Sorrentino is a tracer and he gets a pass for it and Frazer Irving uses photoshop. As with comics, /co/ will never understand that the execution is the most important thing, not the idea(or in this case the tool).

>>87068264
>pretending it's not true
Oi, didn't CW2 come out this week? Go shitpost there.

>>87068268
Sorrentino uses Photoshop too.

>>87068279
Yeah but the fact that he's a tracer is worse. And it's actually noticeable.

>>87068209
His art is better here than the entirety of Grayson but it still looks like lifeless CG in many pages, there isn't any motion here.
>>87068268
Sorrentino gets shit on as well. Irving gets a pass because his art is actually good. And because people haven't read too much from him.

>>87068264
No Squirrel Girl this week got you mad?

>>87068274
Keep telling yourself that Kingfag.

>>87068303
Irving doesn't get a fucking pass, that's the point, he's fucking good, it doesn't matter that "photoshop is le pleb tool xD"

>>87068354
I haven't seen anyone shit on Irving desu faamily.

>>87068057
I'm finding Nightwing a much more compelling read than Batman right now.

This issue was too much setup. King could've taken us directly to the mission with Batman assembling the squad in flashbacks.

>>87068572
It probably needed to end with that last page because there's a lot more to Catwoman that needs to be shown

>>87068535
I wish Nightwing was good...

>>87068535
>>87068594
What if I told you both Batman and Nightwing are great and you just have shit taste?

>>87068594
Why don't you like it? I'm enjoying it, Raptor is especially based.

>>87066066
Great King! You' ve done good job in this issue. Can't wait to see where this will go.

>>87068617
No reason for shit slinging, I never said I hated Batman, just that Nightwing has been a superior read for me.

>>87068617
> SeeKing go from writing one good Bat book a month to four good Bat books a month

>>87066252
Wait what? Is this a mystery or is this something I missed for skipping the nu52?

>>87068643
Absolutely based.

>>87068660
Dunno, guess we'll find out next issue.

>>87068594
This, at least there is no Damian here

>Nothing Happened:The Issue

>>87068643
More like one amazing Bat book to 4 average Bat books.

>>87068619
Retreading too much old ground, guest starring shit, and Seeley in general has a lot of problems, particularly dialogue.

>>87066140
>>87066159
But Clayface became Bat-Armor for a few panels. And Nightwing swan-dived into a monster's stomach and that was pretty cool.

I can't believe Tec is the best Bat-book now

>>87066252
Well, that explains why there's no Catwoman Rebirth title. That's a lot of bodies. The FUCK?

>>87066095
>>87066105
>>87066110
>>87066118
>>87066124
Amazing sequence.
Pearls before swine, how do you not love this?

>>87068777
Oh neat, the preview pages were the main highlight of the book. How shocking.

>>87066167
>Condiment King is saying Ketch Up

>>87068735
I can't believe it, either, because that's not true

>>87068735
At least you didn't say Red Hood.

>>87068617
Batman is great, but Nightwing is not.

>>87066172
Could King be writing LoSh? He was a member of the panel that was announced to have the writer on it.

I think you guys are a little harsh on the guy.

This arc actually seems promising.

>>87068832
Not him, but Red Hood is actually enjoyable and easily my favorite bat book.

>>87068844
>Batman is great
What are you basing this opinion on?

>>87068869
The issues that have come out so far.

>>87068832
Is this a cyclical thing? Lobdell gets another chance to write Red Hood, ignores what he wrote before, and Jasonfags insist it's the best Red Hood book ever and that it's "good for Lobdell". And it turns out to be just another below-average book with heavy handed narration about Jason's daddy issues

How many times will this song and dance happen?

This was a better start than the first arc. I'm interested in to see how King will be executing the idea.

How are there so many people with such shit taste?

>Top Tier:
Batman
Nightwing
>Good Tier:
Batgirl and the Birds of Prey
>Mediocre Tier:
Batgirl
Red Hood and the Outlaws
>Trash Tier:
Detective Comics

>>87068896
The art masks the terrible writing. Imagine if Booth was on this book, people would shit on it.

It's always the same damn song and dance with that hack Lobdell.

>>87068899
Hmm I'd move Birds of Pretty down one

>>87068895
Oh ok, I thought you were from future or something because first arc was mediocre as a whole. Issue 6 was good and this is an average start to good premise.

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>>87067485

either a clever troll or the greenest newfag casual ever
either way I'm keking hard

>>87068899
You're one of them

>Top Tier
Batman
>Decent but should be better
Nigthwing
>Mediocre Tier
Detective Comics
>Trash Tier
Batgirl and The Bird of Prey
>Why are you even reading this tier
Scott Lobdell and The Outlaws

>>87068899
>Top Tier:
>Batman
Stopped reading right there. Either get some taste or become critical but considering 90% of this thread is capeshitters, that's an impossible task.

>>87068911
I'd maybe move it to another tier below Good. It's not good but it's not mediocre either. It's definitely better than Batgirl and Red Hood.

>>87068935
This.

>>87068915
I disagree.

>>87068935
Detective Comics is the worst written Bat-book since Gotham Underground.

>>87068951
no.

>>87068899
>>87068935
All the evidence you need to prove that Batfags have the worst taste.

>>87068971
Detective Comics is the worst written Bat-book since Gotham Underground and Tim Drake should have committed suicide in 2008.

>>87068951
Answer why it's terrible without using memewords or phrases.

>>87068896
Dude, don't you get tired of hating this book everywhere? I actually recognise your writing and you keep repeating the same thing over and over whenever someone dare to mention Red Hood.

>>87068735
Superman has better books this time, but the Batman books aren't really bad. Some of them just need to be more self contained.

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>>87068976

>>87066135

>It's not gonna suck itself pose

also this >>87067515

>>87068987
The Superman family line is trash.

>>87068987
>implying these are not legitimate complaints to level at Lobdell.

>>87068995
Jeez, what do you people like?

>>87069008
I like Superman, but he's not in any books.

>>87066247
>Look at the last page and tell me does she belong in Arkham. We know she's not insane.
>lethal injection
she's faking it to get out of a death penalty

>>87069041
>more characterfaggty and not muh

Never change, /co/.

>>87068995
You should feel bad for having such shit taste.

>>87069050
>Never change, Capefag
FTFY mate.

>>87069061
Thanks, Anon.

>>87069003
There are some who don't like this book, but they aren't as obsessed as you are.

And beside...
>Laughably awkward issue about Red Hood projecting his daddy issues all around him
>The dialogue is really hokey, and it gets a bit overdramatic with the daddy issues
>with heavy handed narration about Jason's daddy issues

Try to be more creative next time.

>>87069050
You're doing an awful lot of flipts to defend a move that had a 90s-esque plot of "killing off" a character and replacing him with an alternate universe one that is TOTALLY THE REAL ONE, GUISE! and then calling someone else a "characterfag not muh"

>>87069058
He's right. Only New-Superman is the good book in it. Jurgens, Tomasi, Orlando and Jimenez are writing predictable boring stories. I expected better than at least Orlando.

>all these superfags

Oh I see, so the people complaining about the issue were just trolls.

>>87069086
You're wrong.

>>87069106
Not at all.

>>87069088
Top kekkel
>>87069086
Nah mate, first arc of Tomasi's Superman was shit but it's been good even though it's generic for last 3 issues. Supergirl is generic, I hate Orlando has to dumb down his writing like King is doing with Batman but issue 1 was really good. Haven't read Superwoman.

>>87068986
There were massive plot-holes in the Bat-army, Colonel Kane's secret agenda, and and the logic of the drones that killed Tim Drake.
Also Tynion writes stilted dialogue.

Unfortunately, I'd have to reread the book to pick out the specific lines and scenes that made me dislike it, and I just don't have the time this morning.

What do you like about it? I really don't understand the people who love this title.

>>87069083
I'm not in allegiance to just Superbro or Superdad, I like both characters when written well which i find to be happening currently in Tomasi's Superman.

Action Comics is ass however there's no denying that but this does not mean the whole line is crap.

>>87069144
>First arc of Superman was shit.
>Last 3 issues are generic
>Supergirl is generic
How is it even good then?

>>87067659
It's one guy, but he's big.

Not muscular though.

>tfw the Batline is mediocre as fuck but still sells the best out of all Rebirth books.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>87069164
>There were massive plot-holes in the Bat-army, Colonel Kane's secret agenda, and and the logic of the drones that killed Tim Drake.
You'd need to explain the basic structure behind how it was setup than how it betrayed that setup for anyone to consider there were genuine plot holes.
>Also Tynion writes stilted dialogue.
Yeah I agree.
>What do you like about it? I really don't understand the people who love this title.
I don't particularly like or hate anything about it, I'm just indifferent.

>>87069191
Not all generic is bad.

>>87066186
Awwww yeah mother fucking Bronze Tiger!

>>87068899
How is Batgirl and the Birds of Prey good tier?

>>87069086
Yes, doing a Darwyn Cooke homage and going to dinosaur island is predictable and boring.
Read a comic faggot.

>>87069473
>dinosaurs
>not predictable and boring
what are you, five?

>>87069509
Why are you even reading capeshit? And when was the last time aside from Morrison did you have a "not predictable" Superman comic.

>>87067726
Good for you then.

>>87069698
>replying to most obvious bait in the thread

>>87069692
That's no reason for Tomasi's run to be garbage.

>>87069789
Good thing it isn't :^)

>>87069509
Dinosaur Island is the Cooke homage you plebeian.

>>87069855
You must have low standards if a mere homage makes for a good story.

>>87066252
Christ she fly a plane into a building?

>>87069916
You're great at debating.

>>87069985
>Provides no reason for this being a great and standout story
There was never a debate here.

>>87069985
He sure rekt you though.

>>87070024
All you said is that it was boring and generic. I pointed out a way in which it wasn't generic. That is all.

>>87066186
So how does this match up with Tiger's appearance in Grayson?

>>87066252
so I guess we won´t get the sexy and fun Catwoman for a long time.

too bad. seems like I won´t buy/support any new comics for a long time as well

>>87067484
Don't take the bait.

>>87066172
SATURN GIRL IS JANE DOE?!

>>87066252
I know exactly why I have this boner.

>>87070087
>pointed out a way in which it wasn't generic.
No you didn't. All you said was
>it has dinosaurs lel
And
>it's a homage lel
None of these serve as a good counter argument.

>>87070196
Why because of the murderer aspect? It's probably going to be a bait and switch.

>>87067443
He feels guilty for encouraging her and her brother and getting them wrapped up in this mess.

>>87070386
Whether you like the direction or not teleporting the characters to a location in the New Frontier is not generic. Not sure why you have such a problem understanding this.

>>87067443
>a hero shouldn't care about people

Whaaattt.

>>87070453
Except that it is.

>>87070472
he has an entire city to look after
how many people is he leaving defenseless while he goes on a journey to save gotham girl

>>87066172

>It's Saturn Girl

Goddammit. I thought it was Jane Doe, the woman that wears people's skin, not Jane Doe as in, "No identification when apprehended."

>>87067443
Everyone's worth it.

>>87070196
>murderers can't be sexy and fun
pleb taste

>>87070511
None? Batfamily up in this bitch.

>>87070088

Was he a shitty villain in it?

>>87066186
When was the last time Tony The Bronze Tiger showed up and wasn't a jobber?
This arc is off to a great start but I'm still pissed there was no new title from King announced at NYCC.

>>87067965
Thanks Jim Shooter

>>87066252
>237 counts of murder
>No mention of thefts
what

>>87070507
Explain.

>>87068148
> 2 storylines featuring joker
>overused

>>87070196

Fuck Brubaker's fans.

>>87070406
well we will see

I fear that they are going to portray her pretty tame

I doubt she is even going to show any cleavage and tease

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>>87066172
>Doe does the Legion symbol

>>87066124
Does Bane not have a penis?

>>87066221
>>87066247
More inclined to say Dreamgirl.

>>87066135
>Thomas Wayne
>No mustache
What is this 21st century bullshit?

>>87067965
I guess you haven't read comics since the 80s.

>>87070623
They just took all the wrong examples from old Jim.

>>87066220
He wanted an easy sentenc so he probably just kept saying kite man or some shit

>>87066186
So this dude knows Bruce's identity? When was that established? Before New 52?

>>87071209
We saw Imra in the Rebirth one shot.

>>87066230
This dude draws a scary Bats.

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Wasn't King supposed to address the 3 jokers thing this issue? What happened to that plan?

>>87066172
Oh fuck they put her in there because she was claiming to be from the future

>>87066667
It's a reference to some silver age shit that never happened. Morrison once referred Dick beating Joker in a laughing contest, and it wasn't real.

>>87071482
They trained together under the same master.

>>87066158
The twist will be that Wesker is gone and that's Scarface in control.

>>87071548
You got trolled, Anon.

>>87066110
>>87066105
why didnt he just grab the gates and hang there till the tide started to lower? why tread water the entire time

>>87072169
wouldn't that be more tiring than just floating in the water

>>87072230
hanging (on something external) in a buoyant material would be easier than keeping yourself suspended (with no external help) in the same material. treading water gets tiring, hanging in a liquid that makes you feel lighter gets tiring less quickly

>>87066252

Th only plausible explanation, to me, is that records got shifted around. Selina has someone else's rap sheet.

>>87066220
He jumps through windows all day screaming his name while wearing a kite

>>87070667
one Joker storyline is too many

>>87072712
Fuck off.

>almost 350 comments
>most of them are characterfags bitching about people not liking Superman/Tec/RedHood/whatever

>>87066145
fucking Janin you glorious bastard

>>87070593
No, but he was barely in it at all, just there for a "Tony the Tiger" joke, really.

I wonder how King would white him if Batman, Bronze Tiger, and Nightwing were all in the same room at the same time.

>>87067485
I don't care if it's bait or not this is the funniest thing I've seen all week

WHAT WE KNOW:

We know that Bronze Tiger isn't insane. Bronze Tiger really worked for the League of Assassins and several Intelligence Services. Batman knows this to be truth despite narrating otherwise.

So we can't take what Batman narrated about Catwoman seriously.

The way i see it Catwoman was either posing as the Joker or this some Black Mask thing were he made it so that she'd take the fall for a bunch of deaths.

>>87066252
Making her a villain again after so long would actually be refreshing.

>>87066230
Batgod speak

>>87066252
Great issue. Hyped for this arc.

>>87073488
she won't be, she'll never go full villain

>>87072914
>most
Don't be a bitch.

>>87073530
all?

>>87073676
Oi, I said don't be a bitch.

>>87073318

>muh Catwaifu
>muh BatCat ship
>muh little Selina can't possibly be this evil

You're probably not wrong, but I hope you are just to see the salt flow and the bitching commence when Catwoman turns out to be just as bad as the other Bat villains.

>>87072832
If you like boring "lol so crazy" stories that's on you but I'm sick and tired of The Joker and Batman has a big enough rogues gallery that there's no need to use the most overused villain of all time

>>87073828
Fuck off.

Did they misspell Jewelee's name on purpose? I swear I read Jewlee instead like three times or something.

>>87073852
There are enough Joker stories already written we don't need good writers ruining their runs with boring characters

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>>87066145
Anyone who wants it

>>87073944
Fuck off.

>>87073993
What's it like having the worst taste in Batman villains?

>>87074083
the worst taste in Batman villains is still anyone who likes Black Mask