No Girls Allowed

>>86752487
Cooties

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Because boy love is superior.

>>86752487
Because they play with dollies and make my peepee feel weird

>>86752487
Because they break up with you, after 6 years come back telling you they missed you, get fucked by you and then tell you they just want to be fuck buddies and expect you to be cool with them swallowing some other guys cum on weekends. Lifes easier without them

>>86752556
This is surprisingly accurate.
Except that I'm the other guy who's cum she swallows.

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>>86752487
Girls ruin friendships with your bros because all their attention is on her.

>>86752487
Stop liking girls, be gay instead. We are all faggots around here anyway, lets just go all in.

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>>86752487
Cause they're G.R.O.S.S.

>>86752609
Yeah, but this board is also full of mudslimes.

>>86752580
I've been that guy too, she had a boyfriend and he killed himself because she cheated. Put me off casual sex and whore girls forever.

>>86752632
They're closeted mudslimes or else they'd be on another site with less dicksucking.

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>>86752487
Girls are icky because they always fucking break your heart. You'll never be good enough for them no matter how hard you try to be. No matter how much weight you lose, how much you work on your image, what new, better-paying job you get or how much effort you put into making them happy they'll always wind up leaving you for another guy just because they can. They'll just blame you for causing the break-up because they "weren't happy with you" even though they're the one who you caught cheating.

Unless you're a homosexual or make shitty friends a man will never do that shit to you. Guys don't do evil shit behind your back. They don't gossip about you when you're not around, if they got a problem with you they'll tell you.

Guys don't pretend to be friends then hate each other when the other is not around, they just fucking hate you.

They don't try to stir up or sit in the middle of drama, if they don't like something they confront it. And they don't fucking ruin a group dynamic by dating one of the group members, ruining the group forever by forcing people to take sides once that relationship ends badly.

I hate to sound like some sexist red pill cuck but that's just from my personal experience with women. I'm sure there's many of them out there that don't fit this description, but I've yet to meet them.

>>86752616
Shouldn't the acronym be GROSG?

>>86752675
Somehow I feel like tomboys, dykes and lesbians would make for good buddies.

>>86752675
>Id hate to sound like X...
>Gives the manifesto of a stereotypical X

Everytime.

>>86752675
>Guys don't do evil shit behind your back.
Organized crime says hi. Or it would, if it weren't trying to be sneaky and make sure you don't suspect an incoming meathook enema just because you ate at the same cafe as the chief of police.

Because they have weird fat bags hanging off their chests and an open wound between their legs that bleeds every month. Take away modern grooming standards and the female of our species looks even more horrific with tons of body and facial hair.

I'm just the kind of faggot who's into that kind of thing...

>>86752487
How ironic, to have OP be a femanon.

>>86752858
Y-yeah we're all boys here. Nope no girls allowed they listen to signs.

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>>86752642
>Killing yourself because your girlfriend cheated on you.

>>86752892
Hush now, just smile and wave. Smile and wave.

>>86752923
I think he had a hard time and then finding out he was cucked drive him over the edge

I can quite honestly see myself in the same position, prob won't go all the way though, just drink myself into a coma for a bit

>>86752675
>I hate to sound like some sexist red pill cuck
Then stop talking.

Sure is /r9k/ in here.

I wouldn't know, I'm not interested in girls. Good luck in your journey fellow /co/mrades, hopefully you find nice girlfriends.

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Because I don't know any of them, I am a loner for life.

>>86753080
I'm fine with ethier desu.

>>86752923
>>86753040
This wasn't me.

He killed himself because he was weak, she said he was that way inclined.

The funny thing is that before he did it he posted on facebook that "C**** U**** is the bitch who broke my heart and crushed my soul"

And then he hung himself. She hasn't learned her lesson either, she cheated on me which is karma and the guy she cheated on me with... well she just broke up with him and shes been fucking everyone (myself included, just fucked her off though because as good as her pussy game is... she ain't healthy to be around)

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women are fucking insane

>>86753704
Wow, My Immortal really branched out.

>>86752675

who hurt you anon?

>>86752487
Have you seen vaginas?

>>86752487
Because they're stupid, emotional creatures who ruin everything they touch.

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>>86753797
It was me.
I offer no apologies.

>>86752923
You're supposed to kill the girl.

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>>86753841
I'm okay with this.

Scratch off anger and you will find pain.

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>>86753863
>Scratch off anger and you will find pain.
Of course you will you tit, who the fuck scratches their wounds? That stuff's kinky but I don't think everyone does that.

>>86752675
It's an awful time to be a guy right now because women were given too much """"freedom""""" and look at how that turned out.

>>86753945
Turned out pretty great for me.

>>86753903

>Not compulsively picking at your own skin.

It's like some of you don't even have dermatillomania.

>>86753960
Oh yeah, it's great for degenerates. You're not my intended audience though.

>>86753975
>dermatillomania
So THAT'S what it's called.

4chan, makes you learn words.

>>86753991
Audience for what?

>>86754007
For the post. It's supposed to be "guys who aren't degenerates."

>>86752675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hmlPtRu1SQ
So true

>>86754014
Well, you won't find that audience here, I'm afraid.
Though my reasoning had nothing to do with degeneracy.

>>86752487
Giving women the vote was a sure fire sign of the decline of society.

/r/mensrights

/r/theredpill

/r/MGTOW

Let's restore it!!!

>>86754068
Yeah since men don't deserve rights. What were they thinking?

>>86753945

Eh, we're going through a transitional period where socially prescribed roles are being broken down; but the process isn't happening evenly, and there's literal fuck tons of baggage along for the ride.

We still haven't really figured out how to deal with heterosexual couples where the woman earns more money, which are more at risk for divorce.

We have no idea what a positive masculinity looks like. Theories of it either tend to be profoundly unsatisfying in practice to one or both genders.

Arguably, we have no idea what positive femininity looks like. This was something Germaine Greer was taking about before she started picking fights with trannies. "Woman's potential is not defined by men's actual".

Just hang on to whatever works for you and wait for a Chinese sociologist 300 years from now to try and sort it out.

>>86754181
Or you could just follow Aristotle, Superman, Aquinas, and Jesus.

>>86753080
I am so deep into rabbit hole that only girls i am into are 2D. But hey atleast i dont feel lonely

>>86754507
2D girls are whores. Go for 1D.

>>86754514
I'd cut for Zayn if he was a girl.

Is this where we vent about our eternal virginity and dying alone?

>>86754580
>>>/r9k/

>>86752487
Girls are fucking gay. They're always sucking dicks.

>>86754881
Can confirm.

Girls are icky but they make you feel all weird and tingly.
Stupid girls and their stupid breasts and cute toes.

>>86755037

Their boobs are pretty awesome.

>>86753283
If a girl will cheat on her boyfriend to be with you, she will cheat on you to be with the next one.

I'd rather hang out with a bunch of girls than a bunch of guys.

>>86753283
>this wasn't me
No shit, sherlock, he thought it was you who killed yourself and posted beyond the grave.

>>86752487
ask /cgl/

>>86752487
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>86753823
got moar of this semen demon?

>>86755228
I've seen it before.

>>86755194
that would be spooky

>>86752752
am lesbian, can confirm I've got a good relationship with my guy friends. Although about half of them are gay guys if that makes any difference. I guess fags gotta stick together.

Would /co/ date each other?

>>86755344
eh, back in 2010 /co/ was filled with polite, attractive looking people.
Not sure nowadays.
So, yes?

>>86752487
Cause they keep getting romance shit put in my capeshit.

Is this a gay thread?

Of course all the /r9k/ crap isn't true, but man when someone breaks your heart it sure seems like it is.

A girl (or a guy, any romantic relationship) can legitimately ruin you, it's more than just "abloo bloo she won't fuck me :(((", the ways a lover can hurt you cut down to the lowest levels of your psyche.

>>86755359
>Not sure nowadays.
I feel like this thread is evidence enough for why /co/ is no longer filled with polite, attractive people.

>>86755418
This is /co/, every thread is a gay thread.

>>86755344
Seems like a logical answer.

Although someone would have to date Boco...poor bastard...

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>>86752487
call me weirdo but I always thought of sex as an undignifying act, and since I'm a man I associate women with sex, so yeah girls are icky

>>86755456
The reason polite, attractive people are no longer here because they have better stuff to do rather than argue about menial things with stranger with no clear resolution. This is fucking 4chan, if you check the dictionary, we are the antonym of polite and attractive.

>>86755344
hell no

>>86755434
That's what you get for liking 3DPD.

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>>86752675
I've been there,don't worry anon that horrible feeling will soon pass, then you will get up and go back to feeling awesome


>You'll never be good enough for them no matter how hard you try to be. No matter how much weight you lose, how much you work on your image, what new, better-paying job you get or how much effort you put into making them happy they'll always wind up leaving you for another guy just because they can. They'll just blame you for causing the break-up because they "weren't happy with you" even though they're the one who you caught cheating.


don't do those things for them, do it for yourself, if you do it for the you just end up looking like a tryhard

if you relax a bit everything gets easier, and you will probably find better girls too

>>86755509
What, you've never had your heart broken by 2D?

Grown up with with 8 sisters and just my mother. Don't know what all the fuss is about, they always seemed just like regular boys as kids and when grown up they were top-bro (with free libido bonus)

I guess women become "threatening" when they are between strangers

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>>86755796
Stop roleplaying The Loud House.

>>86755460
amem

>>86755456
>>86755496
Fair enough. But I still have hope that we can still learn from stuff, apologise and shit, while enjoying some comics and cartoons.

>>86752487
They are erratic emotional creatures who seek nothing but mindless pleasure and ego tripping.

>>86755756
No. How can i get heart broken by something what is not real

>>86756103

They get a canon love interest?

>>86752675
Sounds more like a relationship problem.

Met these 3 girls and they are some of the most chillest people i've ever met. Pretty much all see each other as bros and only seem interested in drinking beer, playing games and listening to metal.

I want a feminine guy to be my practice girl until I get a real girl.

>>86756873
That's not how it works. It never works.

>>86756894
Why won't it work?

>>86752588
They all have psychic powers and turn out be products of mk ultra also the unless monster that kidnap your friends?

>>86752487
It's not that they're necessarily icky, they're just more susceptible to cooties. There's like an 85% chance in girls, compared to 40% in boys. Treatment's simple, though, just get them to put a bug in their mouth for a couple of minutes. Unless it's bullet ants, fuck that noise.

>>86752683

Get Rid Of Slimy Sluts

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>>86757130
Heh

>>86755295
Let me guess. Mozart?

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>>86752487
because they are filthy disgusting abominations to God!

MANLOVE FOR ALL ETERNITY!

>>86752675
and that is why women should not be legally people
they should be property
they do not deserve to be treated like living things

>>86752826
>Organized crime says hi.
That's just business tho

>>86753067
the truth must be said, no matter the cost

>>86755037
>stupid girls
Yeah.
>stupid breasts
True.
>cute toes
...what?

>>86753945
Once ISIS takes over the world, everything will be good again

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>>86757026
>They all have psychic powers and turn out be products of mk ultra also the unless monster be kidnap your friends?

>>86755344
no
but I could date /tg/

>>86756575
You think that stops me. My waifu has canon love interest but i cant stop loving her

>>86756103
life finds a way

>>86754514
So, lines?

>>86757638
I don't even think a line would count as 1D since it would still need either a length or a width.

>>86757681
Maybe it could be like a 1D texture - a 1px x (any dimension) image made of a black-white gradient.

>>86752514

It's pronounced Boisu Rabu.

>>86757491
It's a reference to the post's image.

Stranger Things.

>>86757026
Nah, they turn out to be cute and now two would be fighting over her and the third would be upset that the squad's broken up.

hence "no girls allowed" not because of cooties but because of social outcomes.

Oh hey is this the terminally lonely thread where we pour our hearts out in some half-hearted attempt to feel better ourselves?

If this is then I've never even held hands with a girl and I'm 26 years old!

>>86757853
I've held a hand a couple of times but not out of friendship or romance, usually because of school projects and team-ups.

>>86757508

Good for you.

>>86757853

Amateur. I'm 30.

>>86757768
I know, but the grammar is all effed up; is english this dude's second language or something?

>>86755344
Maybe. I'd date that one girl who called out the whores.

>>86755495
Dignified when used for reproductive purposes and undignified when not. Simple as that.

>>86752675
>he fell for the "girls are people too" meme
Lol cuck.

No wonder /co/ hates Mable so much.

>>86756738
What metal?

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>not being into superior traps
Lol fagets

>>86757876
>>86757853
Just fuck whores, you queers.

>>86757853
wow, what a worthless, sub-human looser

>>86758857
>whores
you mean all women in existence except for our mothers?

>>86758857

And get an STD?

>/co/ is literally /a/ with tumblr sprinkled in
Literally the worse board, everyone knows this.

>>86758907
If you had a good mother. Some mothers are whores.

>>86758927
you get those from broads too

>>86758907
No those are sluts, they fuck chads not you.

>>86758907
>except for our mothers?
>he doesn't know
AYYYY

>>86758928
>/co/ is literally /a/
>/a/
>not /v/
>not /pol/
>not /r9k/
>not /tv/
I could go on. All boards are the worst.

>>86758940

What's the difference between a broad and a whore?

>>86758993
/tv/ maybe because capeshit, but no retard, it's /a/ with burger culture wars, dingus.

Look you didn't hear it from me but here's the truth. Girls don't have penises down there, it's a hole. They don't poop babies it comes from that hole. Babies are made from you sticking your penis in that hole and you pee white pee into them.


You didn't hear it from me.

>>86759195
How does it taste, gimmie details.

>>86759229
Salty milk and coins ;^)

>>86752487
you don't like girls, cool ... more for me!

>>86755344
sure. I'm so lonely I'd date a doorknob if I could

>>86759195

Sounds like crazy talk to me.

The only people I know to like cartoons are girls.
The only person I can talk about Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, Rick and Morty, Star vs FOE, etc, is a 14 year old girl who goes to school with me. And I´m fucking 18.

>>86759528
Don't fuck her.

>>86759568
> always do the opposite of what 4chan says

>>86759568
I don´t even know her name. She saw me wearing a Bill Cipher T-Shirt and we started talking. And... that's about it. Sometimes we talk when he stumble across each other, but it doesn´t go much deeper than that.

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>>86752675

sorry anon but i rather eat pussy than being a sexist red pill cuck

>>86759688
You misspelled "cock"

>>86759528
Fuck her, ger her pregnant and marry her, like NOW.

she will turn into a fat cunt longer you wait
GET IN THERE NOW

>>86759722
I don´t wanna take care of a kid, anon. I can barely take care of myself.

>>86759765
You let your moms do that

>>86752675
Jesus fucking christ, get over it you weeping pussy. Learn to not fall in love with the first cute slut that gives you attention.

If a girl is a slut, you don't fall in love. You fuck her and then move on. You're supposed to look for a girl that isn't the prettiest but actually has a personality and a heart.

>>86752683
Give him a break, the kid is 6

>>86759880
>look for a girl that isn't the prettiest but actually has a personality and a heart.
where does this mythical beast roam?

>>86759661
Don't give in.

>>86759956
Get a time machine or better yet lower yer standards.

>>86759988
No, give in.

>>86755344
I'm literally a white supremacist. I don't think /co/mblr would date me. Maybe to try to fix me, but in the end after the dick I give them the red pill too.

>>86759956
Probably close at home, never straying too far. Helps to have friends who have friends who have family members like that. Also helps to have a personality yourself, and that /r9k/ shit isn't going to help you, promise.

good luck you faggots

Girls are just mean.
Men are aggressive and that can come off as mean, but women are manipulative and hurtful in ways men don't even think about being.

>>86755709
pretty much this
women don't appreciate when you do things for them anymore, they think it's weak and cringey now
you don't have to be some alpha chad, just do what you want and disregard females
women that do like guys who do stuff for them just move on when a new guys can do more for them

>>86760279

Not all girls are mean. Just ones that hate you.

....So okay, all girls are mean to ME.

>>86760323
Why wouldn't they? After all, you are Boco...

>>86760323

Here is my story for this mess of a thread:

I dated a girl who broke up with me the day we had to pull the plug on my grandfather. Five years later she tells me that I was the best thing that ever happened to her and she wanted to sleep.with me. I told her calmly and politely that I didn't want to start a relationship with her again, but I thought she could be a good friend, and I'd be willing to have a friends-with-benefits situation with her if she were comfortable with that. She promised me she was comfortable with that and we hooked up a few times.

Then she starts dating my best friend and I am actually happy for them because I want these two lost souls to find each other, and she tells him that I used her and led her on. He tells everyone how awful I am and now I don't see anyone in that social circle anymore. Sometimes I spot them walking down the street, all having just gone out without me. All because that girl lied to me about her feelings and then made her boyfriend upset for no reason.

>>86760347

Exactly. Some worse than others though.

>>86760595
Maybe some of them attack by name, and others attack after reading your post history on desuarchive.

>>86752487
cause girls are smelly

>>86760657

No, I think it's "the longer you are aware of my existence = the greater the hate".

>>86760465
Jesus Christ

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women will never be a match for the male master race so they look upon us with unrelenting jealousy, and instead of accepting their place as the inferior species they choose to punish men through sexual manipulation.

>>86760465
typical woman, taking their anger at how useless they are on the world.

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women are manipulators, in fact manipulation is the first skill they learn, and the only tool in their toolbox that men can not beat. you may have noticed(if you had a sister) that your father always seemed to go easier on her, this not in your head, it was because from a early on she leaned that men, even when not sexually attracted to women, see their weakness and take pity on them, causing them to be less harsh toward them, and they learn to manipulate this early on. later in life, around puberty, they begin to discover a new even more effective manipulation, the sexual kind; this is by far the most common form, especially on men close to them, with women often threatening to withhold sex if her demands are not met. women do this, manipulate men like this, because they are weak, they are neither as strong nor as smart as men and thus their only option is to manipulate, and this is why they despise other women(especially attractive ones) because they fear that all the men worth manipulating will be taken by a superior manipulator. in addition women are lazy and lack the motivation of men, when a women is asked to persevere she simply complains that the task is too hard and demands it be made easier, when a women is accepted into any group, she immediately demands that it cater to her, if she is declined she insist it is because she is a woman and that they are simply irrationally afraid she will try to change things. women are bitter and pass this bitterness on to their children. thats why I stick to men.

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>>86752675

>>86757367
just business business

>>86761850
>Keiko was a fun qt before her kids and DS9
Poor patty

>>86752675
>Guys don't do evil shit behind your back
How do you possibly become this deluded and obsessed with your hatred of women that you actually believe this?

They have cooties and talk about boys and makeup.

>All these nonvirgins on MY /co/

>>86762007
But I like to talk about boys and makeup. Does that make me a smelly girl?

>>86762180

It's more likely than you think.

>>86762180
They're called girls anon, GIRLS.

>>86762734
whores*

Thanks Miller and Moore. Now I know!

>>86757491
it was a stranger things picture

>>86752675
Anon, I didn't read all of this shit you wrote, I just wanted to tell you, guys are attracted to visual, girls are attracted to status.

So doesn't really matter that you are ugly, or a bit out of shape, if you have the confidence or the status you can get a girl. Now, keeping a girlfriend is harder, to understand why a girl dumps you, you need to realize a relationship is not 50/50, there is a leader and a follower, and that's were most people fuck up, they let their girlfriends boss them around, and in the end they get dumped.
Girls need to be assured their man will take care of them, so if your girl feels you are weak, she will just not be attracted to you. Toughen up and learn to take a loss, learn from this experience and do better next time.
Girls are dicks, but it's not on purpose, it's just nature, learn to handle their goofiness and you will be fine.

I recommend listening to Patrice O'neal on the Black Phillip show, or even better, listening to him bullshiting on the Opie and Anthony show (you just need to find the episodes where he talks about relationships). He is just a comedian, but he has some great insights into relationships and girls in general.

>>86752588
I want to kill her.

>>86753813
and they are fucking disgusting. I was once friend with this girls and she picked her nose. It was truly unpleasant.

>>86756894
Shhh...let us believe

>>86765527
>implying boys aren't 10x worse with gross shit like this

Please. I grew up with two disgusting brothers, myself being more of dainty feminine type (absolutely loathe farting, burping, etc)

>>86755343
you are fucking right dyke

>>86755343
You're not a lesbian. You've just never been had by a real man.

This is like the exact opposite of /cgl/ and I am endlessly amused

>>86765581
>dainty feminine type

L O N D O N
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D
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>>86765581
Ironically, more than the 60% or girls I have known in my life aren't afraid of burping and farting.
This happened to me years ago
>Being a teen
> am kinf of a queer (I hate people being disgusting and doing things like farting and burping)
>Meet this girl a little older than me
>We get to know each other better
>Start to fap only thinkng abouth er and her ass
>We are talking one day and she decides farting is fun
>Can't stop fapping for a long time

>>86765800
>I hate this fucking keyboard

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What does this have to do with comics or cartoons?

>>86752675
This thread was funny until I hit this post, then it became way too real.

>>86766063
That's how everyone fills the void in their lonely pathetic lives

>>86766281
Shit answer for shit thread.

>>86752487
Girls have shitty humor, they can't understand what the fuck humor and jokes are, they also can't handle when this is too dark or gross.

for girls everything should be fine with the power of love or friendship.

>>86766401
isn't that the basis for MLP?

>>86766456
it's also the basis for /co/mblr.
i'm pretty sure most of pussies complaining are posts of girls or faggots.

>>86766333
>Not knowing what girls being icky has in common with comics and cartoons
Fuck off weeb,

>>86766590
You can't really be this stupid.

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>>86752683
Get Rid Of Slimy girlS

what if the redpilling of women is true?

>>86755418
All threads are gay threads.

>>86755344
Currently dating a /co/ loving tomboy. all you could ever dream of, mates.

>>86768220

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