BENDIS

>>86589235
Are her boobs gonna fall out? That outfit does not seem structurally sound any more.

>>86589235
I get it. I ain't laughin, but I get it.

>>86589235
>no copypasted panels
B for effort.

>>86589235
WHAT ?

from where is this ?

Is this actually written by Bendis?
Because it's actually kinda funny

>complete with lazy panels featuring even lazier backgrounds
it truly is a Bendis miracle

>>86589235
>In which Marvel writers/artists try to get ahead and appear to be 'in' on the Bendis joke to draw in the Internet and Youtube kids.

>>86589235
>Even panel 2 and 12 aren't even copypasted
SO CLOSE
>Gwenpool is anti-Bendis
Is she /ourgal/

>>86589306
You're greatly overestimating how many people are "in" on the "Bendis joke"

The joke makes me think this is a fancomic.

But the idea of anyone caring about Captain Marvel makes me think this is official.

>>86589235
Beautiful.

>>86589235
Bendis? The writer?

>>86589419
Yeah. The writer.
Brian Michael bendis.
Writes....ultimate spider-man

>>86589419
The writer? You mean the person who concocts stories for comic books?

>>86589235
I didn't think I could appreciate Gwenpool more until now.

>>86589313
>anti-Bendis
She still bought Miles Morales books.

>>86589235
>See, Bendis sucks amirite fellas?
>p-pls buy my book

Still can't beat "Mark Millar licks goats"

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>>86589235
Pointing out how much you suck doesn't make up for you sucking.

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>>86589500
That's not fair. NOTHING can beat Nextwave.

>>86589235
Is this Hastings writing?

Is he allowed to make fun of Marvel's Kingpin like that?
He'd better be careful.

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>>86589235
This is gold.

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>>86589235
>Bendis?
>Brian Michael Bendis, the writer!
Lack of copy-paste is a shame though.

If this was actually Bendis then it is the first legitimately funny thing he has written in years.

>>86589570
I think this is from Rocket & Groot, since Gwenpool isn't doing a CW2 tie-in.

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>>86589534
New Nextwave when?

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>>86589235
LMAO this faggot thinks he can get on our good side by acknowledging our longtime complaint

Fuck outta here

>>86589638
This isn't actually a Bendis book. It's from Rocket and Groot,

>>86589607
Never because we can't have nice things.

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>>86589235
this is gonna see use every time solicits roll out

>>86589235
Jesus fuck.
And to think just yesterday we were saying marvel would never have let somebody tear into there flaws like ennis is doing for dc in dogwelder and sixpack.

>>86589306
>>86589484
As a dcfag i never thought i would say this but
>its ok when dc does it

Fuck that feels really weird to say after all the time i have spent arguing with people over why dcs actions are ok while marvels similar but shitty actions are not.

>>86589694
Thanks anon

>>86589484
>>86589306
Do you joyless fucks ever just sit down and enjoy things?

>>86589277
It's too self-aware to actually be written by Bendis.

Brian Michael Bendis.

The comic book writer.

>>86589694
Perfection.

>>86589702
Still i can see why you marvelfags say it so much now it feels somehow invigorating.

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>>86589292
>lazy panels featuring even lazier backgrounds
And yet STILL NOT LAZY ENOUGH!

>>86589235
Is this the real life?

>>86589681
Machine Man is too good for this world of fleshy ones.

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>>86589723
>can't into /co/ntrarians
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??

>>86589607
The Captain is confirmed to be in the new universe since he popped up in Nova #9 so it's a possibility. He did what he does best and got drunk, punched monsters and talked shit about a Marvel Civil War event.

Who would you guys want to see on a new Nextwave team? The only position I can think of is The Captain as the new team leader.

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>>86589235
Wait... who is actually the person who created this page?

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>>86589681
Reed's Ms Marvel best Ms Marvel

>>86589886
Nick Kocher. Stay away from his twitter.

>>86589937
>Nick Kocher. Stay away from his twitter.
lol. you know that's like daring people to go look at it, right?

and is you think his twitter is going to trigger me, you underestimate my power.

>>86589235
So what's this from?

>>86590025
Like, you mean, the book from which it originates?
The book that mocks Bendispeak? That book?

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>>86590025
Wew lawd.

>>86589235
whoever wrote this browses /co/, 100% certainty. That's almost verbatim Bendisposting

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>>86589844
Quentin Quire
Pic related
Pymtron
Rick Jones
Guillotine
Ulysses

>>86590061
>muh rape culture!

So if Bendis isn't actually behind this issue then why is Kitty. Pryde there?

>>86589937
Looks fine to me maybe spends a little to much time retweeting posts criticising donald trump but with the election drawing near i can understand wanting to talk about it. And i did not auctualy see him make any tweets of his own on the subject either (admitidly some of the posts he retweeted were pretty fucking cringy but its an ocasional bad retweet in a set of tweets of which there are only a few a day)

>>86590066
Dat ass

>>86590066
UNF

>>86590063
Come to think of it was heckblazer a word that saw much use outside /co/

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>>86590066
>that Cindy booty

>>86590066
Where does Spider-Gwen keep her hair? You can't pad down that much hair to the point of form fitting to your skull. I thought that was the point of the hood.

>>86590128
Yes, that's what fans called New 52 Constantine all the time.

>>86590082
To make a joke about bendis overuse of her.

>>86590137
The top bit of the mask works like a bald cap and she just wraps up her hair like she's about to put on a wig before she puts it on.

>>86590082
She's on the same team as Rocket and Groot, who are the book's titular characters.

>>86590079
Given her age and interests, it really wouldn't be that surprising if Gwen had picked up some SJW tendencies.

>>86590137
Hammerspace. Or the fashion-associated equivalent.

>>86589607
god i miss boom boom

>>86590061
oh my.

here's a question: if Marvel allowed explicit stuff in their comics, how many heroes would Gwenpool bang?

>>86590137
The mask has a skull cap inside
Look at the mask for TASM2; and you'll see what I mean; there's a piece inside that gives it its shape

>>86590186
Kamala and Miles for sure.

>>86590150
That's not fair. There is zero way of Gwen figuring out who is writing her if writers are imitating other writers just to play around with Gwen's perceptions.

>>86590186
None. Too many capes have murdercocks to risk it.

>>86590066
I actually saw Ulysses mentioned in another thread and I think that's actually a fucking great idea.
>Nextwave reforms with The Captain as the team leader
>Their goal is to track down the alien race that gave The Captain his powers
>Pretty much everyone on your team is fucking done with Earth at that point so they're down to join
>Ulysses is one part Team Scrappy, one part Cassandra due to his role in the CWII clusterfuck

>>86589927
which issue was this lol?

>>86589927
I really want a Nextwave reunion.
Everyone's been popping up here and there, except for Boom-Boom.
Must have found a sugar daddy or something.

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>>86589235
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Bendis so much, I owned all his comics and merchandise
>I pray to Bendis every night, thanking him for the dialogue I have been given
>"Bendis is love", I say, "Bendis is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bendis
>I respond "I'm a faggot?"
>He says "Yes, you're a faggot"
>I say "But I'm not gay"
>He says "I meant faggot as a generic insult, not to call you gay"
>I repond "It's still pretty homophobic"
>He punches me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because I wasn't finished talking
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I keep feeling a warmth moving towards me for 5 panels
>I feel something touch me
>2 page spread
>It's Bendis
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Wanna read my latest comic?"
>"Your latest comic?"
>"Yes"
>"You came to my room to show me your latest comic?"
>"Why else would I come?"
>"I thought you were gonna have your way with me"
>"You're 9 years old, anyone who could possibly think that would be twisted freak"
>"A twisted freak?"
>"Yes"
>"Can I just read the comic?"
>"Go ahead"
>He grabs me with his chubby nerd hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I open the comic for Bendis
>He wasted several pages on characters eating and doing nothing
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Bendis
>I can feel my brain tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Bendis
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
>My dad walks in
>Bendis looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all over now"
>"Who the fuck are you? I'm calling the cops!"
>"...you were suposed to say "It's over now?""
>"Fuck you, what are you doing with my son?"
>"You're no fun"
>Bendis breaks all the toys in my room and drops his mic
Bendis is love, Bendis is life

>>86590137
She wears a wig

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>>86590279
I gotta admit I'm kinda glad she hasn't shown up yet, because I never liked the look Nextwave gave Boom-Boom. I was always a fan of her material girl style.

>>86590356
>she disguises herself both for her secret identity and her superhero persona
That's actually kind of smart.

>>86590337
classic copypasta

Every writer is obsessed with Kitty Pryde though, ever since she first joined the group Clairmont made her the center of attention most the time.

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>>86590603
The fill-in artist wasn't as good as Gurihiru, but they made some good reaction images.

>>86589258
This.

>>86590241
Yeah, I was the person that guy was talking to. I dunno how they thought of it, but they're a genius.

>>86590245
It was like... two-thirds, three-fifths through the book. Don't remember the actual number though.

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>>86590061
>that fourth wall break

oh my god yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>86591126
You serious right now?

>>86590782
I hate how she draws everyone with frog eyes.

>>86591152
yes its an incredibly boring and lazy way of seeming "clever" to dummies who don't know any better

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>>86590061
>mfw Gurihiru will never draw a lewd version of Gwen.

>>86590025
rocket and groot team book

>>86591205
No, you pretentious idiot. Gwenpool's entire thing is she has meta knowledge about shit cause she reads comic books.

>>86589534
Didn't that Brand thing originate from Howard THE Duck

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>>86590245
>>86590223
>>>/b/

>>86591254
So shes a smarmy know it all fuck, doesnt sound like a fun or necessary character. Fourth wall breaks are hacky as fuck, period end of story

>>86591347
>I clearly haven't read about this character or anything she's in but here's my opinion anyway
You're a jackass.

>>86591347
It's not supposed to a be a super serious comic, it's just dumb fun. Calm down.

>>86589638
Weren't you kicked out of /asp/ for this image

>>86591417
He was probably kicked out for making a pedo mod thread.

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>>86591242
Why even live?

>>86589681
Why does he have Monica's body? Aaron, what creepy shit are you up to?

>>86591415

Not the same anon but the writting on that book is lazy as fuck.

Most of ''comic book knowledge'' that Gwenpool has is not even shown in the comic itself, more often than not is waifu fags projecting their head canon real hard into the comic.

>>86589795
is this an edit?

>>86591588
It's a Monica LMD he got as payment for working on that avengers team. When his main body got fucked up he put his head on the LMD

>>86591590
>more often than not is waifu fags projecting their head canon real hard into the comic.
The fuck does that mean? The fuck does any of this post mean?

>>86590066
Cindy 65 is pretty kawaii

>>86590213
It's like meta inside of meta

The character is self-aware of the writers but the writers are self-aware that the character is self-aware

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>>86589795

>>86591636
Based Aaron

>>86591595
sadly, no

>>86591590
Confirmed for not reading the damn comic. The main point of her story arc is that, because she's from a universe where everything was a comic book, she's one of the few people in the universe who's aware of the Cataclysm/universe reboot. The plot armor and meta knowledge are just for shits and giggles.

>>86590066

who's the artist? dat ass.

>>86591126
You know how Deadpool's fourth wall awareness is played for dark humor or played for tragedy?
Gwenpool is a character who's convinced she knows everything because she read the books, and the rest of the universe is kicking her in the teeth for making those assumptions.

>>86591242
>Gurihiru will never draw public lewds
FTFY

>>86589235

For a second I was like "why is The Authority in the marvel unverse?" then I realized I'd accidentally a "to".

>>86590079
They're shitting on it though. The real heroes call her crazy for it.

>>86591242
Incog does Gurihiru's style pretty well I think.

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>>86592014
I bet they finger each other while drawing her.

>>86589514
Rename your file "Krusty the Frown", please.

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>>86590061
Haha, oh yeah, I get it, because she's like Deadpool, and he breaks the fourth wall all the time

Bendis?
Bendis

Yeah, but, Bendis?
Yes, Bendis

Really?
Really

Really really?
Really really

Bendis?
Bendis

>>86589453
Comic books?

>>86590215
>Oh no! Keep that thing away from me! I'm not getting put into any fridges!

>>86592726

>Powers?
Powers.
>Powers?
Powers.
>Powers?
Powers.
>Powers?
Powers.
>Powers?
Powers.
>Powers?
Powers.
>Powers?
Powers.

>>86591590
Your post doesn't make sense. It's like you switched topics mid post just so you could say waifu.

>>86589795
Not as bad as awesome facial hair bros.

>>86591832
No?

>>86589514
But Bendis didn't write it. I think she was referring to the event in general.

>>86589235
I think the joke would have been better if they have just stopped at the "Oh %&@$ is Bendis writing this?" rather than over explain the joke.

>>86592327
Yeah, but he is only interested in flat lolis.

Nobody with a decent bod like Gwenpool is allowed which is such a shame.

>>86589260
Exactly, it's too much effort to be him

>>86595052
True.

>>86589482
We all fall for the character fag gamble.

>>86589844
I'd make it a really esoteric team with nobody from the original lineup on there outside of cameos and guest appearances. At least a couple of those "pushed hard and then vanished" characters, like Gravity, too.

>>86590337
Fucking lmao
Saved

>>86590433
Is there anyone who canon-does this?

>>86589235
those edits are getting better every time.

>>86590137
Due with thick, lower neck length hair who has cosplayed as Spidey before here. Most people with hair like mine just use a bald cap or something. Also lets the mask fit a bit more snug on the head.

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>>86591190
She just did comic book fantasy casting.

>>86594365
No.

>>86591648
>>86593055
I suspect it's the guy who shows up in every Gwenpool thread to accuse people with a basic understanding of the plot of "mental gymnastics".

>>86596457
You mean these posts were done by him?

>>86591126
>>86592652

>>86589764
Brian Michael Bendis the comic book writer?

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>>86589534
Jesus Christ how transphobic.

>>86589607
why tf are Gendou and Asuka in a Marvel comic

>>86596795
Beating the shit out of a cop. What does it look like?

>>86596698
That's the one.

>>86589681
holy kek
We need a Machine Man solo.

>>86596739
Aaron is a robot. Gender doesn't really matter.

>>86596817
>why
>Beating the shit out of a cop.

>>86590279
She is a mutie. Died from breathing in a cloud.

>>86590137
same place parker keeps his dick when hes in costume

the negative zone

>>86597924
He had those and they flopped. Only is popular now because of his burned on everything pompous ass personality developed from a lot of bad experiences.

>>86589235
Which book is this from?

>>86598061
We have ways of fixing that.
Just say the High Evolutionary ALSO experimented on her.

>>86598184
>Only is popular now because Ellis straight up turned him into Bender from Futurama.

Fixed.

>>86598184
Hey man, what do you want? The Celestials called him a . How would you respond to that?

>>86598411
Aw &%*#$ my wingdings didn't work.

>>86598297
Rocket Raccoon and Groot. The CWII tie-in arc has Gwenpool in it.

>>86598411
You are right, when life fucks you that hard, you just stop caring.

>>86589702

Eh, it's just kinda weird when comic writers in general try to get into meta-humor. At its worse, you get super heroes and villains talking like superhero fans, talking about what 'tier' they are, and how they compare to Detroit JLA and whatnot.

>>86598297
>>86598492
Storytime's over here: >>86599008

>>86592522
Done.

>>86590337
>He laughs a mighty laugh as he ignores established continuity
10/10

>>86596850
The what?