/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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>>86413939
You linked to the wrong thread dummy.

I also fucked up mine by not including /sug/ in the title so I'll delete mine as soon as I can.

Why are Pearl episodes the best episodes?

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doing draw requests

>>86413991
at least i got the subject right

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Jasper was a brave soul out for revenge for her big pink mother's unjustified murder.

>>86414003
why don't you do me instead, drawfag-kun?

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>>86412907
what kind of currency does HW have?

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>>86414003
Priyanka and Armstrong, wearing sexy nurse outfits.

>>86414003
connie being Supar jelly from peridot wearing all of Stevens cloths while peridot implying something happened between them but she just steal his cloths

>>86413984
BARBADOS

AMETHYST!

HOW MUCH DID YOU TELL STEVEN!?

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Why is Jasper currently the most interesting, multilayered character on SU? Did the crew accidentally make a compelling character for once?!

>>86414054
Peridot doesn't know what money is, so none. They are filthy communists.

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>>86414054
skulls of the species they conquer

>>86414003
Your version of Jasper, but with boobs.

>>86414091
ROUND AND ROUND
LET THE CITY TURN
PARTY IN THE HILLS
WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS

>>86414106
Because Pearl's been overdone, Peridot is too young, Garnet is just two midgets, Amethyst is fat and had no interaction with HW and Lapis is too depressed to give us her backstory.

>>86414003
Moar Connie and Jaspa

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>>86414003
Garnet / townie of choice

>>86414003
Draw Steven listening to music

>>86414003
Old Vidalia trying out some new panties with another milf of your choice.

>>86414003
Peridot reading Sonichu

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>>86414003
Armstrong and Jasper flexing at each other?

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I want to marry Lapis

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>>86414156
>>86414179
now THESE are requests i can get behind

>>86414202
Do you think we'll see Steven fixing the cluster gems?

>>86414147
Also, Pearl isn't really written that well. She seems to hate homeworld, and really loves the sights of Earth, yet we see her nearly kill herself and Steven with a spaceship just to see homeworld. It really doesn't make much sense at all. Jasper seems to be the only one who actually has a planned out background.

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>>86414003
This with Jasper and the mural of Pink Diamond.

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>>86414147
when are things going to change

>>86414225
You'd need like every piece of them to form the gems they where made of. Unless he makes new beings altogether which was homeworld goal all along.

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>>86414238
I want to hear Lapis speak in full sentences this season

I'm not asking for a a lot

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>>86414003
Armstrong picking out some skimpy clothes for Lars' mom

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I LOV U JASPER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37eEUsd1ASA

>>86414229
Well my headcannon is that she did that because she is a Pearl and wants to return to HW because she is made to serve... even though she'd have been killed the second Yellow Diamond saw her...

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>>86413939
PEARL
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A
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>>86414270
>the ghost of malachite kills pearl

>>86414229
She didn't go to space to see Homeworld. She just missed travelling from planet to planet.

>>86414269
But HW made beings with broken minds that try to scape from themselves. Steven convinced the cluster to be one with it(them?)self.

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Lappy makes me fappy

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>>86414278
PERI
E
R
I

>>86414225
Finding all their shards and piecing them together in the exact right way would be almost impossible.

The best he could do is do what he did with the big cluster and get them to cooperate so they can at least function as a semi sapient being.

>>86414315
lappy a pedo
steven makes lappy fappy

>>86414229
Dubai looks wonderful and is nice to visit, but I hate the country and its society.

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You'll never know, dear, how much I love you.

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>>86414349
She'll be riding
Six white horses
When she comes

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>>86414349
Old mc donald has a farm

>>86414298
Stupid reason. Not worth killing yourself over.
>>86414343
Is Dubai a great enough place to nearly kill yourself and your cuck son over?

>>86413996
Because Pearl is a dynamic character with many different sides and therefore it is easier to write an interesting episode about her.

>>86414276
cool song for Jasper
also that music video hot

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>>86414375
When she cums.

>>86414396
She's a dramatic extrovert so it's easy to squeeze entertainment and drama out of her.

See Garnet and Lapis for the reverse Crewniverse failings

>>86414417
delet this

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>>86414420
>>86414396
>>86413996
>Pearl fags genuinely believe Pearl has the best episodes
>Not worst
Absolutely delusional. Pearl episodes have consistently been shit from day one.

>>86414395
Replace 'Dubai' with 'the home I was made for filled with wonders and glory the likes of which I've not experienced for thousands of years.'

She loves her home and can never go back. She wanted to see a glimpse of it. Or even some of the galaxies natural wonders.

>>86414395
What you have to understand is that Pearl lost her purpose after Rose died. Rose was the one thing keeping her on Earth, we see in Rose's scabbard that she'd go wherever Rose was. In Rose's absence she has nothing left on Earth that she'd be willing to live and fight for so her desire to go back to space was reignited now that she had nothing left to lose.

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>>86414308
>White: "Holy fuck Yellow, we just lost fucking 10% of our total population, what are we going to do?"
>Yellow: "Collect all the shards. Get blue and the remaining Sapphire to meditate. See how we go from there" *orders Gems with shovels to collect the dead*
>[4 months later]
>Yellow: "Okay blue do you have anything?"
>White: "Please anything?"
>Blue: "We have seen nothing, but we have a feeling of what to do"
>White + Yellow expectantly: "Yes?!"
>Blue: "Bring the shards together and wield them into one with the fusion torches"

And that's the story of how Armstrong was born
My spoiler was a heavy does of >implying anon

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>>86414417
oh YOU

>>86414315
>all those artefacts on a perfectly good lapis
drown yourself

>>86414469
Why can't pear fly the Ruby ship a little bit

>>86414469
Except she doesn't love Homeworld. All the Crystal Gems obviously love earth because it's "so beautiful". They probably consider it more beautiful than the shitty architecture and industry of homeworld. Also, they probably don't have any friends back on the Homeworld colonies either. And we know for a fact they hated the society. There's really nothing to go back too.
>>86414470
>Pearl confirmed to not really give a rats ass about the rebellion and just wanting that sweet Big Pussy.

>>86414420
What are you even saying. Recent Peridot episodes have been lackluster despite her lel so funny personality.
You can easily make an episode about an introverted character and make it interesting. The problem is that Lapis is a wasted character.

>>86414003
I'm too late but

Pearl in a Pink Lady (from Grease) jacket?

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>>86414156
connie doesn't deserve jasper

>>86414530
It is the truth. Pearl only gave a shit about Rose. But we have seen that mindset change throughout the seasons.

Pearl needs some human bonding and beauty of earth on the double

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>>86414020

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>tfw all Peridot episodes have been consistently funny and cute
Peridot episodes are best. Saying otherwise is to be a contrarian.

>>86414530
You can love two different things. She wanted to see things. Not people. Like when people say shit like "Paris would be perfect if not for all the French people."

Also she wanted to see the galaxy more than a colony.

>>86414485
Could you point out the artefacts?
I see people talking about them but never know what to look for

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>>86414028

>>86414549
Connie isn't that shallow! she likes her biceps, too

>>86414530
Pearl has shown during many occasions that she admires Homeworld architecture. She constantly praises Homeworld's superiority despite her hating the place.
But it's doubtful that that's the reason for her wanting to go back. In Warp tour Pearl talks about how they would travel from one placd to the other and shows disappointment when Steven reminds her that she's stuck on Earth, unable to go back to space.

>>86414565
The problem is that when she's on screen it turns into the Peridot show feat. Steven and Amethyst

>>86414565
When it Rains sucked.

I want Peridot to be tall and cute

>>86414597
And that's bad somehow? That's called screen presence. Peridot just happens to have a lot of it, but that just means that she's likeable enough to actually have the most screen presence.

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>>86414549
>Steven's moobs can't compare
good job thank you

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>>86414472
>Blue: "Bring the shards together and wield them into one with the fusion torches"

For you anon.

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>>86414595
Pearl has also been shown to love pie, and then later shown to hate food.
>inb4 Pearl just loves to cook pie for some reason!

>>86414417
i bet rose's cock was bigger p

>>86414591
around the sharp edges, you have some crispy, square-like artefacts that are due to jpg
also most colors are fucked up due to jpg

look around lapis' hair and compare it to http://i.4cdn.org/trash/1474386978516.png

>>86414646
But that's exactly what it is as revealed by official side material.

>>86414646
Well she was cooking with Garnet when Steven got his healing spit back

>>86414565
i hate peridot, wish she was dead, and also wish all of her episodes never happened

>>86413939
reminder that your show is on hiatus. remove these threads.

>>86414695
This but with Pearl

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what must happen in su to become a legit sjw show for you?

>>86414646
I hate sweet things but I like to bake. It's fun. Pearl has been shown to bake cookies and do other human activities too, so.

>>86414622
Because the crewniverse knows it's IMPOSSIBLE not to love EVERYBODY'S NEW FAVORITE GEM

>>86414700
>reminder that your show is on hiatus
so's your sex life faggot

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>>86414719
>EVERYBODY'S NEW FAVORITE GEM
Uncle Grandpa?

>>86414728
>bait
where's your next episode then faggot? certainly not airing. get back to fucking /trash/.

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>>86414647
Fuck off Pearl.

>>86414565
Peridot episodes are about how funny, autistic abd excentric she can be. Nothing interesting nor original there. Might as well have a townie episode.

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>>86414752

>>86414674
>>86414679
>>86414714
It's an ass pull by the crew and you guys know it. It was lore inconsistency so they made some far fetched reason as to why Pearl likes pie yet hate earth food. Also, Pearl was clearly excited at the concept of EATING that pie in the given episode! Fucking why!?

>>86414642
>"I'm weldin dis gem"

>>86414663
okay I get ya

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>>86414700
This is a SHIT post, please ignore this.

Or reply to him with cute gems, either works.

>>86414700
There's normally a one-week grace after last airing.

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Lappy makes me happy

>>86414779
I know, just stop thinking about it

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>>86414756
>have been trying to find the art of jasper with a 5 foot long black strap on dick for the past week
>can't find it anywhere

>>86414779
The reason they came up with changes her character in a good way. Added to it. Shit like this happens all over the place.

>>86414787
oh, okay that makes sense.

>>86414783
>>86414778
>>86414728
>>86414726
few more days and you fags are gone for another half year.

>>86414823
Why would you want strap ons when you could just have dicks?

>>86414834
Funny meme, my friend! Here's another (You) :)

>two more days until we're relegated to /trash/

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>>86414834
What's that? Post cute gems? I gotcha senpai.

>>86414779
Uh no. She looked at the pie and only commented on how she loved pie. Never about wanting to eat it. Maybe she loved how it looked.

>we all get what we deserve
Is Jasper dumb?

Did Pink Diamond get what she deserved?

>>86414779
You're so angry about this. Are you okay? Is anything going on in your life you want to talk about? Where did the pie touch you?

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>>86414834

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>>86414834
You're gonna miss us

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>>86414834
>can you guys post pictures of your favorite gems?

Sure thing, buddy!

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>>86414834
Wouldn't come to /co/ for any other reason

>>86414829
No, it was not "in a good way". Retconning to cover up character inconsistencies is never a good, or acceptable, thing. They should've never made the mistake to begin with.

are there any other crew members that have drawn porn of the characters besides Amber?

>>86414896
and posted it, i mean

>>86414896
what

>>86414887
How is it a retcon? Nothing in the show was changed.

>>86414464
>coach Steven
>Rose's scabbard
>mr.greg
>shit
I bet you unironically think Lapis is best gem too

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>>86414896
Amber drew the porn before she was in the Crewniverse.

I am positive every single artist on the team draws porn to this day but does not make it public

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Kurwa.

>>86414711
>Direct reference to tumblr
>Trans character
>subtle or non-subtle references to the migrant crisis and how tolerant they are

Chose any 2

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I drew a peri

>>86414859
>Steven: Pearl, do you like pie?
>Pearl: I do like pie.
>Steven:Well, you're in luck! I baked you a pie! I sure hope nothing happens to it!
>Pearl:Yes, me too.
Why would Pearl not want something bad to happen to the pie if she wasn't hoping to eat it!?

>>86414896
that was before she was crew. Amber still confirmed for great though.

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>>86414798

>>86414914
They retconned Pearl's love of pie

>>86414960
That's a cute Peri.

>>86414950
>>Direct reference to tumblr
Too Short To Ride, icon on iPad screen
>>Trans character
Lars or Amethyst/Purple Puma
>>subtle or non-subtle references to the migrant crisis and how tolerant they are
Not yet

>>86414967
Maybe she hates when such a beautiful creation is wasted? I mean she always freaks out when people break stuff in the house.

>>86414896
they still draw nsfw stuff they just don't post them, because this is a kid's show and that would be inappropriate

>>86414960
She looks like she just came out of a lamp and is about to grant me three wishes.

>>86414834
>the general is moved to trash for however long
>the steven universe threads on /co/ wont actually stop

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>>86413939

I really like the biker Perl look.

>>86414967
What was her other options? "No, Steven, you stupid fuck, you should know that I don't eat by now so stick that pie you made for my birthday party up your ass"?

>>86414960
>Free shrugs

>>86414984
But she still likes pie.

>>86415026
She had no problem telling Steven to fuck off with all those other things he tried to do, so I don't see how this would be a reach.

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>>86414991
>>>Trans character
>Lars or Amethyst/Purple Puma
fuck off

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>>86414991
>Lars or Amethyst/Purple Puma
One is a man and the other doesn't have a gender to begin with because they're a gemstone, try to shitpost harder next time.

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>there will never be a Japanese Steven Universe cafe like they do for Sailor Moon

damn it

>>86414960
That's very peri

>>86415017
The only three wishes she can grant are anal, oral and vaginal. In that order.

>>86415034
She liked it, then she hated it. Now she likes it again.

>retcon

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>>86415031
/r/ing this as Bismuth or Rose

>>86415020
My beef isn't with SU. my beef is with these shitty fucking cancerous threads.

>>86414885
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>>86414869
>>86414866
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>>86414849
Can't wait to be rid of you faggots. get back to /trash/ where you and your faggotry belongs.

>>86415059
*Oral, oral and oral

>>86415071
Haha, yes! Another (You) :)

>>86415071
>my beef is with these shitty fucking cancerous threads.
why hate a containment thread?

>>86415063
When did she say that she hated pie?

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>>86415071
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, anon

>>86415071
>Doesn't like a thread
>Goes into it anyway

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>>86415071
>thanks guys! Got any more? Lovin' it so far!

You insatiable scamp! I should say no, but all right!

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>>86415071
MORE cute gems? My, someone sure is greedy today!

Have you tried not going into threads you don't like or are you just an absolute cockgobbler?

>>86415102
>Pearl: ...eating food is so disgusting! You chew it into nasty mush, swallow that goop and it comes out of you! What a completely horrid experience!
Pie probably counts as food.

>>86414984
She likes pie. She doesn't like eating. The 'like' must come from some other element of 'pie.'

Cooking is a strange Earth trend with transformative powers. Pie fillings tend to preserve the contained material. A consistent, neat package for nutrient delivery. Recipes are like chemical experiments. Cooking seems like something Pearl would be okay with, especially since it keeps Steven alive.

Seems consistent to me. An ass-pull, but it works well.

>>86415122
If Smoked Ham Quartz eats a brick and then defuses, does Steven die from having half a brick in his guts?

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>>86415024
Same.

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Give steven a face

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>>86414798
Will you stay with me anon?

>>86415164
>eating food

She didn't say FOOD was disgusting. She said eating it was disgusting.

>>86414003
Pearl in a mecha suit.

>>86415167
And what does that have to do with a pie in a basket? In what way would she construe that question as "Do you enjoy the act of baking pie?"

>>86415187
What the fuck else are you going to do with it? Stare at it?

>>86415187
Are you trying to say eating doesn't required food in order to do? It's still accurate besides simply one word.

>>86415209
she bakes pies just to smell them and then throws them out when they start to smell bad

>>86415199
Why would she think he wanted her to eat it? Since when have they ever eaten together?

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>>86413939
Is qt Pearl femanon here?

>>86415209
Bake it. Decorate it. Admire it. I bake things all the time, I don't eat them. Garnet baked cookies and doesn't eat them, does that mean she's RETCONNNNNNNNNNNNNNED?

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What's the Pearl equivalent of the Murdercock?

>>86415211
>Are you trying to say eating doesn't required food in order to do?

do even speak you English

>>86415247
Nothing

>>86415245
>Baking things
>Doesn't eat them
Unless you're a professional baker and sell your product, you honestly have no excuse. Your problem is that you fucking waste food, you goddamn nigger.

>>86415209
>>86415211
She has obviously eaten at some point to know the process. It's possible that she likes pie, but her disgust with eating prevents her from consuming it. Maybe she chews it and spits it out.

>>86415262
>do even speak you English
spok English you donut?

>>86415247
Pussydestroyer

>>86415247

How awkward would futa Perl be in bed? With a man.

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>>86415058
>or little gashapon figures of cute SU food

>>86415297
Maybe she hasn't. Maybe she just watched and observed a human to witness the process of the digestive system.

>Imagine Pearl watching, horrified as she watches a human shit for the very first time.

>>86415278
>Unless you're a professional baker and sell your product, you honestly have no excuse. Your problem is that you fucking waste food, you goddamn nigger.
>only professional bakers will ever make food that other people eat

Do you... not have friends? Or family? Is that where this anger is coming from? I'm so sorry for your empty life.

>>86415278
Different anon here. I bake sweets and pastries for fun and give them to family and friends. Also do birthday cakes.

Don't eat the cakes because it's weird to give someone a cake with a slice missing.

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Because why not.

>>86415342
>Here's a pie I baked
>Everyone eats it
>Ask you why you're not eating any
>Oh, I just like to watch

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In case you were wondering this was supposed to have been a fang thing.

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>>86414133
but her boobs are an illusion, anon
no nips no ban pls, mods

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>>86414323

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>>86413939

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>>86415347
Not ok.

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>>86415342
>>86415343
I made this the other day for my family. But you can fucking bet I had some myself, There's no point in making something if you don't actually like to eat food. There's simply no passion or reason.

>>86414081
ZIMBABWE!

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>>86415326
I think Pearl knows exactly how a digestive system works because she tried it before. She obviously hated it.

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>>86415370
so lewd

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>>86414838
>>86414823
i found it

>>86415361
This. People who make food but don't like eating are like people who like to watch during sex.

>>86415361
Sometimes, you see, the food gets given to other people. To go to their house where it will be eaten.

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>>86415347

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>>86415247
>tfw Pearl Mount part 2 was never released
WTF happened to the guy? He showed us the sketches and everything.

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>>86414134
ROOF ON FIRE
LET IT BURN
CHAMPAGNE IN MY HAND
I'M NOT CONCERNED.

>>86415415
>Making food, then give it to people
There's your fucking problem. You're making people dependent on your own damn cooking. You're not supposed to do that. What I do is have my own garden, then whatever I don't use I give to others so they can make their own goddamn food and also nothing out of the garden goes rotten or gets wasted.

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does Pearl really have nothing down there? Where did the apple juice go then?

>>86415389
>There's no point in making something if you don't actually like to eat food. There's simply no passion or reason.

That's your opinion. I love baking. It's relaxing, I like decorating and making baked goods cute as fuck, and people ask for my cookies/cakes/macarons other stuff as gifts so it works out. I don't have a sweet tooth. It's not the end of the world.

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>>86415389

That looks weirdly familiar.

>>86415393

Naked Lunch, man.
"So... what is this that I am 'eating', anyway?"
"Eggs and bacon!"
"...Aaaand what are those, precisely?"
>Sixty seconds later she is hucking her newly formed guts out
"How could you! How could you! AAAGGHHH!!"

>>86415440
she spat it out

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>>86414417

>>86415440
she vomits it back out afterwards
why do you think she's so skinny

>>86415465
I don't think their forms change on whether they eat or not.

>>86415440
Actually, good question. We never saw Pearl morph her physical form.

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>>86415428

>>86415473
who the fuck asked you

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>>86415416

>>86415389
I like the process of baking and making nice looking food. Love decorating cakes. It also feels good to have people enjoy what you made.

I try some of the stuff I make because I like tasty food. Pearl doesn't like eating, so she doesn't eat. Might get satisfaction from cooking well and people liking her work.

>>86415455
i'm down for this ship ngl

>>86415440
She's a spitter

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>>86415455
>that sad Yellow Pearl
Don't worry, YP. Your Diamond still loves you.

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>>86415449
>Simply baking for the joy of it and then giving it away is a waste of money and resources. At least when I make food it's with the intent of it being a meal. Sure, I try and be as aesthetically pleasing as possible, but it also has to taste good too. Also, a person who likes to eat food will also have a varied palette. You're problem is that you only like cute, bright, and colorful food. That's why you'll never REALLY like cooking.

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>>86414779
>Being this salty on such small petty details.
I bet you believe that shit too.

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>>86415440
She didn't drink it
She can shapeshift a hole

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>>86415178
I fucking hate filler okay

This show needs a fucking direction again, I'll fucking settle for Lion turning evil by now ffs

>>86415421

He probably had a sudden flash of clarity and took his own life.

>>86415481

We know she can. I gotta say though, 100+ episodes and she still hasn't. It's gotta be a big deal. But why?

...Maybe Pearl are expected to change shape all the time for their owners and it's a matter of pride for her never to do so when someone else asks her to? Only on her own initiative. And she has always trained in THIS form - she'd lose all that if she changed shape.

And maybe, as a consequence, she isn't very good at it...

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>>86415439
> shit posting becomes obvious

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>>86415540
>wanting consistent characterization is considered baiting
How did it get this bad, guys?

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>>86415247
>Pearl the pussy pounder
>Pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>Pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl "Me Likey the Bikey Dykey"
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade

>>86415508

I should redo it. It's such a logical ship.

>>86415487
Epic thread! Saved.

>>86414779
>lore
>implying something as minor as whether Pearl likes the taste of pie or not is something related to the lore
>implying Pearl didn't mean that she loved baking pie, as we've seen her do in some episodes, know your fusion being the most recent one

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>>86414167

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>>86415184
Get out of my face, you NERD

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>>86415347

>>86414779

>It's all a misunderstanding
>Pearl likes pi

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>>86415592
>garnet and nanefua

Be still, my dick.

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>>86414561
Soon

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>>86415592
GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS MEANT AT ALL ;-;

I meant take that shruging pic and make it into garnet of a townie of choice

Saved / 10 though

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> Posts are becoming directly and unrelentingly aggressive
> Shitters trying to rile shitters
> sarcasm through the roof
> check clock
Oh yeah. Shift change. G'night, /sug/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXkCXuDxV78

>>86415619
>pi
>not the superior tau

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>>86415562
Bruh it's pie ffs, you can like pie for more than one reason.

>>86414106
Jasper isn't that interesting. She's butthurt because they killled her diamond and she constantly acts like a cunt over it. She feels that she's above everyone else simply because she's a perfect quartz and refuses to accept help from lesser beings.

What would make her interesting is seeing her at her lowest, begging to be saved by the very same Rose she despises.

>>86415553
I'd be happy if that was also canon.

>>86414054
Based.

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>>86415662
>you can like pie for more than one reason.

Yes.

What's the reason Pearl hasn't shapeshifted? We know she can change clothes and that she at the very least can shapeshift a vagina and an anus, but why does she refuse to change her form?

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>>86415695

...That means Amethyst deliberately produces snot, probably to gross out Pearl.

To compensate, have some cute.

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>>86415678
>wanting Jasper to break character
absolutely shit taste.

>>86415714
> she at the very least can shapeshift a vagina and an anus
I missed that meeting.

>>86415714
Some folks would have you believe it's because she was shapeshifted as rose and killed pink diamond. In rose's form.

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>>86414938
>muda pearls.
Noice.

>>86415714
>We know she can ... shapeshift a vagina and an anus
Yeah, bro, I loved that episode where Pearl took a big fat shit while being fucked.

>>86415045
yeah hey anti don't feed and rush battlefury

>>86415730
>I missed that meeting.
It was a great episode.

>>86415678
Nah, Jasper refuses help because she doesn't think she deserves it.

>What would make her interesting is seeing her at her lowest...
That already happened.
>...begging to be saved by the very same Rose she despises.
She refused though.

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>>86414174

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>>86415728

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>>86415727
Flahback episode of the CG meeting Ametyst when?

She'd rather be corrupted for a million years and then shattered before she'd ask for help, especially from Rose.

Steven's going to HAVE to enter her dream. But do bubbled gems even dream?

>>86415728
>Fusion is just a cheap trick to make weak gems stronger.

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but guys... listen...

>>86415781
>dat hand
lewd

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>>86415798
Meat pie?

Cream pie

>>86415347
So sad
Molested little Ame

>>86415367
You should draw more in general
Ever drawn Jasper? Or lapis

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>>86414823
>have been trying to find the art of jasper with a 5 foot long black strap on dick for the past week
>can't find it anywhere
Never change 4chan never change.

>>86414823
>>86415871
you could have just asked trash desu
Indexer is lurking there 24/7 so he may have given it to you right away

>>86415647
>tau
>superior

>Like baking
>Don't like to eat
You're basically not even chefs if all you do is bake. And if you don't even know what food taste like how do you know what you're making tastes any good? Absolutely shit.

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>>86415347
Oh Jesus.

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>>86415678
>What would make her interesting is seeing her at her lowest, begging to be saved by the very same Rose she despises.

Disgusting

>>86415901
>You're basically not even chefs if all you do is bake

You're right. Because then you'd be a baker.

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I can't decide whether I want to see Jasper view her diamond as something attractive, or something motherly.

>>86415958
whynotboth.jpg

>>86415958
Neither

>>86415727
Fuck, this is adorable!

>>86415901
> Radical over-simplification
> Not referencing a post
> Poor reasoning
Try harder.

>>86415958
>intro tiger philanthropist

>>86415678
I don't really care of sympathize with Jasper's story
>gets shat out of of a wall halfway through the war
>she's just some generic soldier that was lucky enough to have blessed gemetics
>probably never met PD
>she's not the only surviving PD gem from the war- there's Eyeball too
Jasper is shallow

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I drew a Lappy

>>86415927
Not even a baker either. I bet you don't even challenge yourself by making different shapes of cake with different types of icing, or know which tastes better. Just throw away your smock you plebeian.
>>86416008
Someone is butthurt.

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>>86416067
>calls the deepest and most layered character shallow
Fucking Cipher! Leave!

>>86416088
Protip: it's you

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>>86414779
Also, she was expecting to have tea at the tea cups ride at Funland

>>86415958
...an overbearing, overprotective mother. A mother that demands to be seen as a godess and all her ridiculous rules followed for the sake of being followed and punishments are on time and regular.

...Nightmare Hospital could foreshadow that Jasper, while recovering from corruption, maybe being looked after by Connie, starts to see the similarities between Connie and Rose, and Connie's mom and Pink Diamond, and starts to see the need to stop following her.

...the Diamonds don't respect life, any life, not even Gem Life. All must fit within Gem Order or be swept away, to be consumed for the Gems and for the Gems to serve THE DIAMOND AUTHORITY.

...and that's wrong...

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>>86414991
>Lars is a transman
>Birth name is Laramie
>Shown without a shirt on
Suuuuure...

>>86416146
Jasper worships Priyanka?

>>86416084
Snek's lower jaw is supposed to be inside Lazuli?

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>>86416084
>snake eyes

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>>86415370
>bamboozled out of Jasper genitals again

Kidding, I really like it. Thanks Gem Smooches!

>>86416214
behind her face

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Oh my god, could Steven scream anymore in Onion Gang?
>"W-WAAAAAIT!"
>"ONION! R-RUUUUUUUNNNN!"
>"C'MON, YOU CAN DO IT!"
>"BYE! I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU ALL!"
If the character doesn't need to say something, then just don't have the character say something. Jesus Christ, I've never been more annoyed by Steven's voice.
>"I'll call a Medical professional."
Can you at least stay in character while you're busy talking and narrating for no reason?

>>86416220
KEK

>>86416241
It's a Lamar episode, what do you expect?

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>>86415178
Hmm... something's missing.

>>86416241
>I've never been more annoyed by Steven's voice

When did Steven's voice begin the transition from it's Season 1 style to what we have now? He's sounds nothing like he used to.

>>86415895
Is an indexer who saves random pictures for the lulz, or somebody who just collects and names for archive purposes?

>>86416290
Child actors, man.

>>86416302
he's autistic

>>86416302
He's an autist.

>>86416084
HECK

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>>86416220

>>86416307
But his voice has gotten HIGHER.

>>86416193
That could be a way it goes too, sure.

>>86416123
He didn't call Pearl shallow.

>>86416123
>MGS5 Miller
NOICE.

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>>86415603
Why do you reject my love anon?

>>86416354
Because he's forcing it, and it shows.

>>86416302
think he reverse image searches shit to get the higher quality version, but if he saves every image that's some fucking dedication

but to be fair, he taught me to always check for a _1280 version before saving/posting an image

>>86416379
They should've never changed it. It's a shame!

>>86416379
>>86416354
Sounds like someone impersonating Steven's obnoxious voice, not his normal voice.