/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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First for best ship

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>86393889
But that's not the SS Misery

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>>86393877
Your next line is, "SEXY"

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>>86393877
We're back, baby!

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Jasper did nothing wrong

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Do you think we'll ever actually get another baseball episode? Not wish/fantasy, but for real.

>>86393877
When are those short clips like the "video chat with Peridot and Lapis" coming out?

>>86393877
>implying Jasper is ded
DELETE

>>86393945
No known release date yet. I wonder if we are getting a hiatus, if they'll be released in between the hiatus and the next episodes?

explain the purpose of the Onion character.
you cant

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I want to marry Lapis

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>>86393950
I'm sorry for your loss

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Doodlin Jaspers

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SEXY

>>86393968
Rose's sentient onions eventually integrated with the human population and down the generations resulted in Onion

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GOOD EDITION

I LOV U JASPER

>>86393971
Y-you really drew one with spikes coming out of her eyes! Thank you!

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>>86393895

>>86393971
>she stole Lapis hair

this is sick

I love it

SO when are we gonna get the Connidemption arc?

>>86393950
What if Jasper DOES come back and they actually give her a halo as a homage to when Vegeta got revived in dbz

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Now just watch the mods delete this thread instead of the one with a troll OP.

>>86394018
Connie doesn't deserve it.

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>>86393971
Lapis can use Jasper's discarded hair as a mop or rug

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>>86393971
>bald Lapis

>>86393971
nice

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Lappy makes me happy

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BEST GEM

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>>86394050

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Post horrific fan made merchandise that is literally going to kill you in your sleep

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>>86393895
My baby left me,
left me sad and blue
I didn't know what to do...
without my baby baby baby baby
And then I met his best friend
and he took me to his house
And I said... I said...
(what you said baby) let me tell you what I said

Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
I said my motherfuckin mouth
I mean her motherfuckin mouth
Put it in my mouth
She said put it in her mouth
My motherfuckin mouth

You get to have sex with Jasper, how long do you last in her pussy before you explode violently?

>>86394057
What a weird picture of Lapis

>>86393969
Why? She has lots of personal issues and is deeply unpleasant.

>>86394057
Where? Is she behind that shit gem right there?

>>86394074
>Lapiss Crapzuli

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>>86394050
Lappy makes me fappy

>>86394057
Rose is pretty cool, yeah.

>>86394072
>Jasper
>wasting energy shapeshifting a pussy

hah

>>86394072
How long do you last while she has her dick in your ass?

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>>86394102

>>86393921
except trying to murder Amethyst

...aaaaaaand kidnapping dogs

aaaaaaand trying to fuck them

but other than that, nothing

>>86394102
Lappy makes me crappy

>>86394120
Three minutes of ecstasy, any more would be too much.

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>>86394067
this isn't even fanmade

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>>86394102
So technically she does make you happy in that regard

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>>86394067

>>>/trash/5317205 is the current trash thread
you'll need it soon :^)

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>>86394151
In my case. it does.

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>>86394128
She tried to murder all of them, and her mission would eventually have led to the destruction of the entire planet and all the life in it.

>>86394156
>Jasper running behind the car

fucking kek

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>>86394067

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>>86394067
>you wake up one day
>open your eyes
>see this on your chest

>>86394188
yeah, but that's like having to destroy a bunch of ant colonies to build your inground pool. Sucks for the ants but you gotta improve your yard. With organic life, Earth is just a shell of a planet, anyway.

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What if Pearl's penis got in her own way?

>>86394072
Your only option is to last as long as she wants you to, otherwise she'd kill you

>>86394214
Finalize my transformation in T-Pain.

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>>86393877
thats not centi you gigantic faggot

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>>86394151
Yeah, you could say so.

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>>86394067
This one is pretty good but it will definitely kill you in your sleep regardless

>>86394214
Maybe it grants wishes

but corrupts them like the genie in Wishmaster

since Lapis can control water, can she just like, make humans explode in an instant

>>86394241
Centipeetle has eaten human food, Chaaaps.

>>86394263
I don't think she knows humans are 70% water.

>>86394263
That's retarded

>>86394188
Jasper's mission was to protect Peridot and wipe out anything that was causing her trouble, Peridot's mission was to make sure the Cluster was doing what it's supposed to do, Yellow Diamond's mission was to blow up the planet and murder everything on it

>>86394263
maybe she doesn't know they're made of water

>>86394227
>yeah, but that's like having to destroy a bunch of ant colonies to build your inground pool
It's more like killing a bunch of conscious, sentient, intelligent beings because you're pissed at something someone entirely unrelated did five thousand years ago. Maybe they seem like ants to her; I don't give a shit, because they're not. Just because you don't think you're wrong, doesn't mean you're not wrong.

>>86394263
She's made me explode many times.

>>86394263
I want to see Lapis human bend

>>86394263
I want Lapis to mix ovaltine in my body

>>86394282
Unless you're trying to argue that she didn't know what her mission would lead to or didn't carry out the orders willingly, both of which are wrong, I don't see how that matters.

>>86394263
The "control over water" power has always been an inconsistent bitch to write anon, just go with it

>>86394070
Excuse me, are you Little King John?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsZxC8YxuoA

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>>86394067
KILL IT WITH FIRE

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>>86394041

>>86394303
I want to put soda in someone's IV.

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>>86393877
She just wanted to kill the bitch who murdered her big pink mom

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>>86394312
>her forehead is pushing out an egg
>through a cloaca
>in perfect detail

>>86394312
Ayy lmao

>>86394263
Lapis hasn't controlled anything that wasn't mostly water as far as I remember.

>>86394361
Just juice in AaSso far

>>86394308
She didn't really care about her mission or if the planet got blown up or not is what I'm saying, which is bad I guess, but her goal wasn't to wipe out everyone and everything that lived in earth, just to find and kill Rose

Going from Wikipedia, are we having another hiatus?

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>>86394315
Everything looks to be in order. I'll let you off with a warning.

For now

>>86394232
IT WON'T

>>86393877
you guys are on hiatus. go back to /trash/

>>86394373
What percentage of orange juice is water? If it's near the same amount as blood then we know she can blood bend and singlehandedly wipe out the human race if she wanted too

>>86394289
>Maybe they seem like ants to her; I don't give a shit, because they're not.

You don't seem to understand the parallel.

>>86394432
>shitposting

>>86394381
>kill rose
Capture rose and bring him to YD

>>86394432
We don't know if we're hiatus yet. Hide the thread if it bothers you.

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>>86394343
>YOU KILLED MY MOM

>>86394440
>What percentage of orange juice is water?

It probably doesn't even matter. As long as it contains at least a tiny bit of water, she can control it.

Makes me wonder if her powers are even limited to water at all.

>>86394440
Google says OJ is 88% water

And blood is 92% water

>>86394440
Some quick googling says that most juice is at least 90% water.

and blood is 92% water.

So yeah, she could hypothetically control blood too. If that's even how her powers work. She might be able to just control all liquid matter.

>>86394497
>>86394504
So she could manipulate blood just as easy as she could with juice? That's wicked scary.

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You can never run from me anon.

>>86394443
I do, I just don't find it meaningful. Ants don't feel pain, aren't sentient, and have a very short lifespan. Killing ants is different than killing humans. In addition, destroying the Earth has no practical purposes for Homeworld.

They might see us the way we see ants; again, so what? That doesn't mean they're right. The existence of different perspectives doesn't absolve people from moral responsibility.

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I just want her to be okay

save her, Steven

>>86394504
Lapis is so insanely over powered on Earth, holy shit

>>86394560
>Absolutism
Holy kek, there's still people who believe in this?

>>86394549
But I love you Lapis, why would I ever want to run away?

>>86394568
If gems had blood lapis lazulis would be the rulers on homeworld

>>86394587
>It's okay to do commit genocide if you think you're right!
Holy kek, there's still people who believe in this?

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>>86394565
Don't worry

believe in Steven

>>86394560
But you really don't seem to get the parallel based on your comments. Your argument is "but we're not ants!!! we're humans!! it's different!" which is completely bypassing the point of the parallel. To them, we may be ants. So it is the same as destroying an ant colony. Notice how Peridot had no problem whatsoever with crushing Steven to death, because he was some organic thing that wasn't supposed to be in the Kindergarten and was going to get in her way.

>In addition, destroying the Earth has no practical purposes for Homeworld.

It's creating a weapon.

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Momswap when. Wheeeen.

>>86394549
OOOOHHHH WATCH OUT

YOU MIGHT GET WHAT YOU'RE AFTER

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>>86394565
The only thing Jasper will ever know is Eternal Suffering, and you know it

>>86394619
I really hope we see another lapis lazuli at some point. I wonder if other lapises can control liquid. If our Lapis' hydrokinesis is her literal weapon, it makes me think that it's somewhat unique to her.

Era-2 Lapises with artificial wings when?

>>86394639
>To them, we may be ants
And I have already said twice, I don't care. It doesn't make it not wrong.

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>>86394662
That's the only thing she knows now. But she'll experience happiness.

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Oh god, what have I done.

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>>86394649
If they never do a momswap episode, Crewniverse are confirmed hacks

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I made her less fat/flat but she is still too thin.

>>86394662
Maybe she shouldnt have raped a dog.

>>86394689
>And I have already said twice, I don't care.

Then why bother responding? If you're just going to act like their perspective has no bearing on their actions, don't bother.

>>86394675
>If our Lapis' hydrokinesis is her literal weapon

It's confirmed that it was. Rubies don't share the same weapon, so it must be the same for all gems with a physical weapon. Elemental gems, on the other hand probably all share the same power.

>>86394706
flip your fucking images

>>86394675
Is water manipulation her only power? She traveled between Earth and Homeworld with just her wings. She's got to have some form of super speed.

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>>86394708
>things you never thought you'd read about a children's cartoon

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>>86394649
Would you be willing to sacrifice Jasper for an edgy momswap series

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>>86394085
Not him, but I relate to many of her issues, though she's been through a lot more problems and has more issues than I do. I want to be able to hug her and tell her everything is going to be okay.

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I am drowning, there is no sign of land
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand
And I hope you die
I hope we both die

>>86394639
Is what the homeworld gems doing any worse than what humans do when they wipe out ecosystems and rainforests and shit? Destroying life and the homes of lower life forms is a stupid and selfish thing to do but even when we know it's bad we keep doing it.

>>86394713
>Then why bother responding?
I could ask the same to you. If morality is completely relative, why bother making a statement like "Jasper did nothing wrong"? It's meaningless.

>If you're just going to act like their perspective has no bearing on their actions
I never said that. I said we shouldn't refrain from judging someone just because their perspective is different.

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>>86394695
>reusing a futurama joke

Come on, there were better openings with her

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>>86394737
She probably flew to a Homeworld operated planet that she knew of. Crossing whole galaxies in a matter of a few days/weeks in unheard of with anything less than light speed.

>>86394675
I don't see why all lapis lazulis wouldn't have water powers, some of them might not have water wings that they can sprout of their gem if their gem isn't located on their back though.

>>86394085
>deeply unpleasant
nigga you saw how she can be around steven and peridot, you just gotta treat her right
And that's a big appeal to me, I love cheering up sad girls

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>>86394549


You don't scare me.

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reminder that Lapis was in control of Malachite when she started demanding and eating Watermelon Steven sacrifices

>>86394764
>Is what the homeworld gems doing any worse than what humans do when they wipe out ecosystems and rainforests and shit?
Actually, yes. Because if they had succeeded in destroying the Earth they would have done all of that and more.
>Destroying life and the homes of lower life forms is a stupid and selfish thing to do but even when we know it's bad we keep doing it.
I take exception to that "we". And in any case, if you're acknowledging that what humans do is bad, you can't possibly deny that it's bad when Homeworld does it as well.

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>>86394734
Sorry. Uploading from mobile and it looks fine until it uploads. Got a cropping app that should fix the problem.

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WHAT A PERFECT THREAD, /FREAKS/ ASSEMBLE

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>>86394748
>Sacrifice Jasper.
No, I'd prefer a April-fools episode of a standard non-canon momswap episode, but still not enough to risk best-gems redemption for.

>>86394851
Humans deserve to get blown up for treating our planet like shit and letting Trump run for president anon, space is a dog eat dog world and homeworld is the bigger dog

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Thread sucks, needs more Pearl

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>>86394846
rawr

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I'M GONNA TIE PERIDOT DOWN AND POUND HER LIGHTS OUT

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>>86394916
>and letting Trump run for president

>>86394916
>letting Trump run for president
fuck off mudslime

>>86394128
>except trying to murder Amethyst
Well but Amethyst is defective, thus bringing shame to all quartzes, and according to HW state of mind should be purged

Just watch, a part of jasperdemption will be her recognising that Amethyst, despite being a pathetic undercooked runt, has worth and skills, and understanding that harvesting gems just for not performing perfectly up to their predetermined standards is monstrous

Homeworld pose is the same as the Unitology Church pose.

Homeworld wants to make us whole.

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>>86394918

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>>86394918
Muh nigga

>>86394846
>tfw she never got to upgrade to human sacrifice

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>>86394918

>>86394227
Not really; Peridot states that Earth has unique resources and possibilities due to its organic life. So it's really just being a massive bitch.

If Lapis and Peridot fuse, what do you think their fusion song will sound like?

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>>86394916

And they'd just get eaten by bigger dogs from somewhere else.

It's so poetic...

>>86394942
oh amethyst will play a role for sure. amethyst called her sis.

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>>86394916
>letting Trump run for president
I mean, we also let Hillary run.

Burgerland deserves everything that happens to it at this point, we're royally fucked and we don't really have anyone to blame for it but ourselves.

Remember when Peridot and Lapis were relevant?

Yeah, that was cool.

>>86394978
she only said that after she came to care about Steven

>>86394996
The one guy who did give a shit was forced out by his own party.

Dark days are ahead.

>>86394996
I blame you because I haven't been old enough to vote untill now and you have absolutely ruined my life

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>>86394918

>>86394996
Yea, don't let the memes fool you, both Trump and Clinton are shit. Either have a liberal who will continue to lie about the dangers of Islam or a faggot who is going to shit all over your privacy to catch a few terrorists.

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>>86394875
k
but no shouting pls

>>86395003
Thank god they're out of the picture.

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>>86394996
>>86394916
>all these europoors thinking they can comment on our election
dont you have migrants to bend over for?

>>86394980
Based on Meep Morps, something wacky and playful with a side of Lapis' pretty sounds

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>>86394980
painfully screaming while hitting herself in the stomach with her weapon

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>>86393895
>>86394070

GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MY HEART.

AWAY BABY, I WON'T FALL APART

Nobody has shit on Cold Tea anon

>>86395048

We also have to deal with the TPP and the TIPP, both of which will fuck over everyone.

>>86394639
>To them, we may be ants. So it is the same as destroying an ant colony.
It shouldn't be that way though since the level of sentience of humans is equal, or in the case of Rubies, greater than gems, and they're able to recognise that and communicate with humans. It's not a case of "lol dumb insects", it's a case of "lol fucking organics and their planet with exceptional unique lifeforms and possibilities, HW fuck yeah".

It's committing casual genocide because fuck those foreigners and their weird ways and shorter life expectancy, they're like a different species, we have better tech so we have the right to annihilate them all permanently lolololo

>>86394851
If homeworld/the diamonds recognized that humans were able to contribute to homeworld and gem life then they would have reason to leave earth alone rather than destroy it in order to make a weapon. Rose starting a war to protect humanity and life on earth would be like someone starting a war to protect some useless animal species that contributes nothing to the animals or plant life of the ecosystem it's living in, like mosquitoes (they're pretty useless right?)

>>86394980
The Ballad of Richard Nixon

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>>86394958

>>86395048
>Reading comprehension
"We" includes me dipshit.

>>86395074
>they're pretty useless right?

They're a food source for a large amount of species, so no.

>>86394978
But the context of that was Peridot trying to get authorization to terminate the Cluster and save Earth in a logical way, after she had befriended the Crystal Gems and Steven, hence why she tacked on "without disrupting the local--" after talking about the resources. She didn't notice or care about the resources until she wanted to protect Steven.

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>>86395068
>cold tea

F

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>>86394875
yoo

>>86395074
human's soft, fragile bodies, short lifespan, high resource requirement, and unpredictability make them useless to gems. not even worth using as labor.

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>>86395145
aw

Rebecca Sugar is a qt
this has been your daily psa

>>86394980
Something weird and experimental. Like modern art. If their fusion isn't a snobbish artsy cunt, I'd be surprised.

>>86394764
Homeworld gems do that on a regular basis and on a global scale. I imagine at the height of their power they've taken down entire solar systems without even batting an eye.

And the only person willing to stand against it was a Rose Quartz. Every single other gem outside of those convinced have been all for it.

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>>86394875
She's a bad good girl

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YES

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>>86395097

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>>86395145

You fucked up, Pearl.

Because of that, you must now fight this creature to the death.

>>86395020
>>86395108
Nah. Sugar has said in some interview that part of why Peridot converted to support the Crystal Gems is that her faith in the infallibility of YD's judgement was destroyed. She honestly thought that there had been a mistake in reports or appraising the potential of the planet, and if she'd only deliver the objective facts, that Earth has potential and resources, to YD, her amazing diamond in her infinite wisdom would, objectively, decide to halt the cluster.

Instead, YD reacted with vindictive, illogical emotion, which made Peridot realise she's not wise and unerring and objective at all.

She didn't lie about Earth to protect Steven. She really believed she was giving an important, correct report to her diamond, the best diamond, Yellow Diamond. That's why it's in-character for her to suddenly turn HW traitor.

>>86395118

Are you sure you aren't a pearlfag?

Because you sure are salty.

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>>86395213
MRRHRMMMMRMR SHES SO CUTE

>>86393895

>Looked up the song

What is garbage?

>>86395217
>>86395217
>>86395217
>>86395217

>>86394748
>yfw Jasper raped Greg for this

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>>86395156
>implying any self respecting, Emperor fearing subject of the Imperium will want to be useful for a bunch of literal faggot xenos

>>86395288
Stop

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>>86395060

>Peridot is the only other gem besides Steven who makes her smile

Are you even caught up?

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>>86395247
No shit I'm a Pearlfag. I've loved her since day one.

>>86395199
Then why didn't rose also fight for all the other planets with life on them that were getting destroyed?
She's a selfish slutty bitch who only ever lusted after cocks of earth species is why.

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>>86395288
Uhh, why?

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>>86395214
Fine, not like I haven't fought worse. Is that a gem?

>>86395288
What the actual shitting fuck

>>86395310
Are you even in touch with reality or do you just see everything through shipping tinted lenses?

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>>86395264

>>86395274
a cornerstone of american history, eurofag

>>86395214
>Pearl and lancer jousting

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>>86395310
>forgetting Leggy
>forgetting our Ruby
>he didn't even watch HTD

It's the Lapidot Way™

>>86395288
fuck off with your falseflagging bullshit

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT ARRIVED
BOIS I WAITED CLOSE TO 25 DAYS FOR THIS
pearl wall anon btw

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http://juanfernandova.tumblr.com/post/149657368192

>>86395244
I'm not saying that Earth's resources can't be used, or that Peridot was lying about the possibility of utilizing Earth's resources. I'm saying the REASON she even bothered with that argument is that she wanted to protect Steven and the Crystal Gems by stoppig Earth's destruction via Cluster.

>She really believed she was giving an important, correct report to her diamond, the best diamond, Yellow Diamond.

She literally lied to Yellow Diamond about what happened on Earth, so that she didn't know about Steven or the Gems destroying the ship. Why lie about that? She had no problem before with killing Steven, before she befriended him, yet when she presented her idea she made sure to work in that she had ideas about utilizing the earth's resources without disrupting the local (population/lifeforms).

>>86395324
anyone got that picture of lapis lifting weights

>>86395363
Fuck off

>>86395310
Ruby made Lapis smile in hit the diamond

Rubpiss confirmed

>>86395385
umm . . . I'm sorry?

>>86395288
hey you >>86394432

>>86395330
I mean, nothing he said actually had anything to do with shipping. He's using the same reasoning as shippers to explain why they'll fuse, but they'll obviously fuse some day anyway, but I feel like you're wearing anti-shipper goggles too tight right now. They can be fused without it needing to be romantic.

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>>86395324
Can't wait to go back to trash

>>86395330
But it's a fact
Aside from that screenshot anon posted there's the bit she smiled and laughed watching her do the one-man band thing

Is Steven making her smile a shipping thing too?

>>86395310
she's smiling because steven is there and she doesn't want to be a jerk to her guests
did you even watch the episode?

>>86395363
it pisses me off when people draw pearl's sash as a bow
into the trash

>>86395363
oh hey, that pearl art is actually really nice looking
good job m8, youre still a huge dork, but nice

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>>86394971
Grandma Pearl

>>86395412
Thanks :)

>>86395405
No! I paid and waited a long time for this

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You promised you wouldn't do this again!

>>86395353
We have no idea why she was smiling. It could have been she thought their stupidity was funny.

Where as Peridot watches TV with her, makes art, and from her twitter account post, stays near her off screen.

>>86395363
neat anon
will you stream you cumming on it?

>>86395429
crewniverse:yes lets forget the most fucked up moment in the show.

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>>86395363
absolutely pathetic. pearlfags like you make me sick. jasper is clearly the better gem

>>86395429
was it rape?

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>>86395435
You're beyond help, shippertrash.

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>>86395384

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>>86395363

>>86395244
Sugar didn't say that "part of why Peridot converted to support the Crystal Gems is that her faith in the infallibility of YD's judgement was destroyed."

She said

>It’s her obsession with rules and regulations, her belief that things can be one way and one way only, and her unquestioning obedience toward Yellow Diamond that eventually rockets her into becoming a rebel and anarchist when she realizes Yellow Diamond is capable of being wrong. How can you believe in what makes sense when what makes sense doesn’t make sense anymore? She’s excited by the infinite potential of everything, and fascinated by her own capacity to care, because those things had been a total blind spot for her.

She said that her realization that Yellow Diamond could be wrong is what caused her to rebel not to care about the Crystal Gems. She obviously cared about them enough to hide their actions from YD in the first place, which happened before she realized YD wasn't perfect.

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>>86395329

Possibly, but the body is long gone.

Oh, and if you ARE able to beat that one then this one's up next. I made sure to use some of the darkness in Rose Quartz's heart in its creation.

Too bad the look wouldn't transfer over, a pinkish-purple Defender with feminine features would be a terrible sight.

>>86395352

The lance itself is also animated. And it doesn't get along with its wielder.

>>86395377
>She literally lied to Yellow Diamond about what happened on Earth, so that she didn't know about Steven or the Gems destroying the ship. Why lie about that?
Because the CG are rebels and bringing up that she's friendly with them now before she's had the chance to present her findings might effect YD's priorities. After all, Jasper said that Rose Quartz takes priority, and if YD reacts the same way as she might, it'd mean that the cluster hatches and the Earth is destroyed before HW has a chance to detain the CG - or more likely, they might decide to destroy Earth and its possibilities just to make sure the CG are destroyed alongside it.

When she was fine with killing Steven she didn't really understand anything about Earth's lifeforms, so she didn't care about them. While she got to know Steven she also alongside that learned about Earth and got her ideas.

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What ever happend to that flash game?
the one that guy put a marker up his pooper to get a Hand ship mod?

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>>86395348

>>86395448
>_>
nah dude

>>86395456
fuck off
okay I'm a bit pathetic but damn me if i dont love it

>>86395468
:) thanks

>>86395429
Rose emotionally abused Greg by putting on a cosplay of worst and ugliest gem every time Greg wanted to have sex , pass it on

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Tried to draw with as few lines as possible, and i accidentally drew big assed bloople.

yall who say why do we want jasperedemption for a character who is just awful and terrible,you just answered your own question.

>>86395487
Nothing wrong with that.

>>86395429
>again

That's really fucked up. She did it before and she did it again. People talk a lot about Pearl's moments of shitty behavior but Amethyst was being really horrible here.

>>86395466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

>>86395487
Make her a centaur

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>>86395456
don't embarrass us,anon

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>>86395466
I hate TimeHuntress, but I've always been fond of that piece.

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>>86395480
please don't mention that faggot or he'll come back. I just want to forget

>>86395506
I do have to wonder why Pearl gets the most backslash when shit like that exists.

>>86395479
>When she was fine with killing Steven she didn't really understand anything about Earth's lifeforms, so she didn't care about them. While she got to know Steven she also alongside that learned about Earth and got her ideas.

Thaaaaaaat's thhheeeeeee poooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnntttttttt.

She only brought up the ability of using Earth's resources when she cared about Steven and the Gems and didn't want them to die. Before that, Earth's resources didn't matter.

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>>86395507
>mfw the navy will never be this cool again

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>>86395487
>like that's a bad thing

>>86395532
cause pearls actions are reminded in the show.they forgot that scene frpm ame entirely.

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>>86394980
Well based on what we know about fusion songs, I'd imagine it would be a mix of their theme instruments.

I know fuck all about music or how to talk about it, but how I imagine their themes and instruments mixing would probably end up with an upbeat, quick harp with Peridot's musical sound acting as backup.

>>86395466
>its a gif
beautiful
thanks famalam
>>86395478
I dont give a shit if it wasnt the best shield in the game. Once I got face shield I never swapped

>>86395487
she big

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>>86395492
Learn to write better sentences

Look up the definition of redemption while you're at it

>>86393950

Calm down Matt.

>>86395532
Pearl fucking up gets way more focus in the show plus Pearl is a much more popular character

>>86395402
did you?
cause seems you didnt get it.

>>86395538
>Before that, Earth's resources didn't matter.
Before that, she did not properly KNOW about Earth's resources or lifeforms.

Do you actually bother to read the messages you quote?

>>86395400
Yes, and the superior ship at that.

>>86395506
Greg's reaction when she did it is so depressing too.

>>86395538
What kind of earth resources was she even considering would be more important than a giant nuclear-grade weapon? Ukulele songs and gay television shows?

>>86395556
Lapis's leg freaks me out in that gif.

>>86395574
Did you miss the part where hearing/seeing Steven made her get all cheerful? FFS, what is it with you people.

>>86395590
It's the same damn thing desu, only ones a het ship with a little jew haired fattie and one's a gay ship with a ridiculous frog

>>86395465

If this is what being wrong feels like then I don't want to be right

>>86395631
You should already know how that feels.

>>86395624
gave me a good laugh

>>86394875
>yfw Steven tries to heal Jaspers Gem, but can't find it in the room.
>Garnet is furious, can't figure out what is going on.
>Crystal gems looking all over for her.
>Pearl took the gem to Roses fountain, keeping Jasper uncorrupted so long as she doesn't leave the water. Has been visiting her regularly to talk together and bond because she has no one to talk about about the war, homeworld, life before, rose and Pink Diamond, traits she shares in common with Jasper.

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>>86395330
>>86395465
>>86395387
>>86395402
Good god guys, he's not trying to push them as a ship, he's literally asking about their fusion. I vastly prefer Amedot and hate Lapidot and even I can tell you Lapis and Peridot are getting along really well now. Anon never claims they're a ship or any shit like that, he's just talking about why they'll be a fusion and asking about the music from the episode.

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>>86395622
>frog

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>>86395311

You disgust me deeply

>>86394996
>>86395037
I see someone's been getting all their news from /pol/.

>>86395323
Either that or she wasn't even created or sent to those planets to begin with. Nobody knows.

Although the way she acts about the earth it would seem earth in very unique in the steven universe universe. Even peridot seemed surprised

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>>86395652
Most of the Rose and Jasper things are good

>>86395664
Shut up, shipper.

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>>86395697

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>Lapidot fired the first shot, post the OTP

SHIIIIP WAAAAARS!

>>86395578
She doesn't actually care about Earth's resources. She cares about Steven. That's why she brought up Earth's resources to YD: she wanted to save the Earth, so that Steven and the Gems didn't die when the cluster emerged. Peridot, thinking YD was a perfect logical matriarch, made the argument that they shouldn't destroy the Earth because Earth had resources, and hey, Peridot even had ideas for ways to utilize those resources without disrupting life on Earth (thus sparing Steven and the Gems).

I'm not saying she lied about Earth's resources. I'm saying the only reason she utilized the resource argument was that she cared about Steven and the Gems, which should honestly be pretty dang obvious to anyone who watched the episode. She spells it out throughout the entire episode when she is fighting for the communicator, she spells it out throughout the conversation, and she yells it out after she realizes Yellow Diamond isn't the perfect being she thought she was.

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>>86395673
I disgust myself, wanna know why? Because I'm a Pearlfag. Can't you tell?

>>86395717
Fighting autism with autism isn't the answer.

>>86395465
>>86395353

Those are just quick smiles. Lapis and Peridot do have some sort of chemistry going on.


I can't wait until they fuse already so that way Lapidot shippers will shut the fuck up and people who don't like the idea get BTFO

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>>86395711
That's 100% better than anything else you could've posted, bby;^)

>>86395717
Trying to eliminate Cancer with AIDS is only going to kill us faster

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>>86395717
>ruining one of the best pearl moments of the show with the fucking MEMEDOT
REEEEEEE OUT OUT OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

>>86395387

>Rubpiss
>Piss

That's what I think of your fusion idea.

>>86395729
nom
>>86395363
no shame, mate

>>86395770
>Pearl acting cringey
>one of the best pearl moments

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>>86395717
I rather not fight, more like, ship n chill

>>86395621
>zeroing in on that
Anon means that Lapis was happy in general because the whole segment was meant to show how well she and Peridot were doing together in their new lifestyle. Like Steven said, they looked great. She enjoyed showing her friend the stuff she was doing with her roommate and she enjoyed watching her roommate as she did her wacky thing

Fuck sakes I hate when people post lapidot these days even though it's my favorite ship because everyone gets angry now

>>86394263
my headcanon is that it works like allomancy; they can control metal UNLESS it's embedded in something alive, in which case you get a 99% reduction in pushing/pulling power. so same deal with lapis and water contained in a living being.

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>>86395777
>That's what I think of your fusion idea
>no fusions were mentioned

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>>86395363
I'm kinda jealous, no way my family will let me hear the end of it if I ever ordered one for myself.

>>86395330

Too be fair they certainly aren't anything like this dude seems to think they are.

>>86395060


They don't hate each other.

>>86395800
That's all she does.

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>>86395717
i just want to ship rocks,anon
i don't want to fight

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>>86395800
obviously not cringey enough for you to replace her with the fucking meme goblin

>>86395806
I'm not reading your propaganda, shipper.

>>86395814
Trust me I will never hear the end of it
I've told a lot of stories but maaaan
a lot of people find the stories funny though

>>86395749
A lapis peridot fusion is just going to make the lapidotfags worse and even more autistic anon

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Malachite was better than Jasper and Lapis combined

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>>86395754

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>>86395734
Bill Clinton is widely considered to be one of the best U.S. presidents in recent years. He finished his eight-year run with an economic surplus, something we haven't seen since. His wife has been a senator, secretary of state, and the first lady. She's currently running for president on the democratic platform. The other candidate, Donald Trump, is a racist who's been supported by neo-nazis, the KKK, and actual, real life dictators.

The fact that I have to explain this shit to you is proof that Americans are dumb as fuck.

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>>86395842
why do you hate this qt anon?

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>>86395832
There is no need to fight, we can all ship on this board together.

>>86395864
in design yeah, but she never got to be herself, she was dominated by lapis for 95% of the time while Jasper got a quick 5%
We have yet to see Mally as herself

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>>86395865
Wew lad, I WISH those two could have more moments together. I miss Sugi.

Why is Peridot considered a meme? Is it because she's crazy popular?

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>>86395899

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>>86395455
>Most fucked up

>Lapis tried to kill Greg

>Pearl tried to kill Steven and almost let him die

>Pearl almost put the entire earth in danger for the sake of fusing
>Onion watches videos of himself being born

>Jesus watermelon Steven sacrificed his life in order to save Steven

>Steven once turned into a repulsive cat monster.

>Amethyst got into a fight with Steven because she's a huge insecure cunt

>Steven broke Ronaldo up with his girlfriend because he was a fatass and wanted pizza and french fries

At this point the only gem flawless is Centipeedle

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>>86395888
trips of truth

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>>86395888
trips of truth
and whats with Thanks Doc the ship and neon + glowing art

>>86395911
>Is it because she's crazy popular?
Yes and also because she's the generic comedic relief character.

>>86395812

Ship*