/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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poel

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I saw Rebecca Sugar at the cafeteria in CalArts in Valencia yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk away with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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So what do you guys think the next new fusion will be?

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Use your pp's wisely

>>86208846
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

>>86208881
Garnet, she is gonna be in the middle some lesson about fusion and their gonna fuse and we're gonna be able to see into the mind of a fusion (not like here comes a thought) and its gonna be Steven talking to ruby and sapphire

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>>86208874
>Bullying Becky

>>86208874
>calarts
>shopping
nice pasta

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>>86208881
The better question is dose Stevonie have a penis?

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anyone else /chronicpain/ here that watches the show to help distract them

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>>86208893

>>86208946
Stevonnie has whatever she wants to have.

>>86208893
What is GBP?

>>86208946
Literally, ever since alone together i've wondered this, no one ever took me seriously and told me what they thought!

>>86208998
Good boy points

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>>86208846
Here we go.

Why doesn't Steven hijack the president's body and make him create an Anti Gem defense force?

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>Amethyst giving Steven sexual favors when he hits puberty

>>86208920
>being a legionnaire
>not bullying Sucrose
No Brucilius, you are the profligate

going through Ben Levin's likes

http://artemispanthar.tumblr.com/post/148132240172/im-ok-im-going-to-share-something-here

Pretend his father is Jasper.
Jasper will never be redeemed

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>>86208946
Stevonnie is just a futa, and so is Smoky.

Lapis lays an egg over the sea

>>86209040
Steven doesn't have control of it, and the creation of something like that requires more work than can be done in one day.

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I want to marry Lapis and make her smile every day

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Please wish Ian and Becky luck at the Emmys! I'm so happy for them!

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I hope S. is a bad influence on Pearl

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>>86209079
Delete this

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>>86209112

>>86208686
There was literally an entire class dedicated to analyzing harry potter my freshman year, but that's not the point.

Fun books have plenty of symbolic and thematic materials to analyze, but nobody even fucking bothers to do so because academia as a whole has scoffed at the idea of spectacle and meaning intersecting.

If you asked me to, I could dedicate entire essays to homestuck's intersection of gnosticism and computer programming, or how kill la kill is actually a detailed (yet ham-handed) critique of the sexualization of the human body, but if I tried to get it published the manuscript would be deleted unread

elitism is the the most disgusting ideology there is: that certain genres or mediums are inherently more meaningful, and that all others may be dismissed without consideration

>>86209051
dude, she's his fucking sister

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How can you look at these threads and not agree Earth should have been purged?
>captcha: Quartz CameLIE

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>>86209128

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>>86208846
Will there ever be a "Very Special Episode" of Steven Universe?

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Currently looking for SU POV smut to read

pls help

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>>86209113
Is Pearl gonna come home drunk every night now?

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>>86208846
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff" the Renegade
>Pearl "the pussy pounder"
>Pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>Pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl fuckey the bikey dikey
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade

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>>86208874
why is it when I search for this google says I performed an illegal action
I want to know who this was originally about

https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/775135602190659584
FUCK NOOOOO

>>86208983
>she

damn i didnt expect pearly pongo and the carpet distillery

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>>86209194
Why has god forsaken us.

>>86209194
fug

>>86209074
Smokey is cute for being, what, 3 meters tall?

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>>86209194
the answer wasnt even that good, shouldve submitted a different episode


they better submit last out out of beach city for next year, you can show anyone that episode whos never seen SU and they'd love it

>>86208946
depends on what time of the month Steven and Connie fuse

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>>86209180
you copied the entire pasta in google, didn't you?

anyway the original is called "I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday"

>>86209074
Yeah I think they are also a futa.

Wow I did not think about Smoky as a futa....but I just don't think about smokey.

Reminder Amethyst is the cities local cum dumpster and offers blowjobs in kofis pizza bathroom

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>>86209106

>>86209194
Who got the Emmy, then? I don't remember what the other nominees were

>>86209194
>I'd be amazed if neither Mr.Greg nor Mindful Education got it next year.

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What if, while gems are immortal, they have limited memory, meaning that after a certain age they begin to mentally deteriorate?
Think of something like this
https://youtu.be/8JNyllXJEKY?t=28s

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>>86209194
w h y

>>86209113
>>86209161
>>86209180
>>86209183
I already hate this fat bitch.

What did she do to my Pearl.

Please stay away from her,

>>86209194
Wait, what? I thought the emmies weren't for awhile.

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I demand best gem

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>>86209244
yes
thanks

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Explain this I'm stupid.

>>86209317
you've got to be fucking kidding me, no way

>>86209276
Don't worry I'm sure Greg will pound her straight. Completely by accident of course

>>86209194
Seems Robot Chicken won

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>>86209308
google can't proceed requests longer than the certain size, keep that in mind

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>>86209317
>robot chicken
>fucking robot chicken

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>>86209317

>>86208946
She has a vagina with no womb and an abnormally large clit. there is a large ballsack (with four balls) dropping off of the clit hanging over the vagina

>>86209238
>they better submit last out out of beach city for next year
So they can lose again?

>>86209317
>>86209338
i didnt even know that show was still going
what the fuck

>>86209129
He still fucked- I mean fused with Because those things are different really no trust me Her in front of his surrogate mom and aunt, who then got excited and fuc-, fused on the spot

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>>86209317
DELET THE EMMYS WHAT IS THIS HOT SHIT

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>>86209239

>>86209238
>LOOBC
>not Mr. Greg
LOOBC was only fun for people who watch the show. It's not impressive enough by itself.

>>86209317
thats so bullshit

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>>86209297
you got it boss

>>86209271
It's cleraly a normal practice among peridots to outload the burden of memory to external devices. And it's not just about details: location of the cluster was, like, a most basic thing to know about it.

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>>86209317
>robot fucking chicken wins
>not AT's episode
>not SU
the emmys are a complete joke wow

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>>86209317

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>>86209353
>>86209297
I love that little dumpling.
>>86208962
what kind of pain, anon?

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Anyone want a drink?

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>2017
>mr greg nominated for an emmy
>goes to the simpsons

>>86209446
Gonna need something a lot stronger than that.

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>>86209276

>>86209238
How the hell is Last One Out of Beach City worthy of an award?

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SO what the hell was this image from anyway?

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>>86209194
>>86209317
Guys chill the fuck out.
The Answer if it hypothetically won would have just gotten a few yays and such but that's it, we had no chance because emmys and run by fucking normies who don't do their jobs.

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>>86209450

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>>86209317
Who the fuck is Seth Green blowing?

There is no way this isn't the product of corruption in some way.

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>>86209317
(((robot chicken)))

>>86209420
nobody who votes in animation ever actually watches it

>>86209479
it's just a fan art.

>>86209485
It's not even that The Answer lost, it's that fucking Robot Chicken of all things won.

>>86209441
hidradenitis suppurativa is what I got

>>86209479
april's fool

>>86209238
if they nominate any episode it will be mr greg

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>>86209460
Gotcha covered.

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>>86209446
Sure, I think I'll try drinking tonight.

>>86209417
Was that an actual memory? Or just like opening a Brockhaus/wikipedia to us?

>>86209513
i had/have that. shit hurts

>>86209516
I'd think Mindful Education would do better

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>>86209276
No

>>86209509
Again.
Normies reee.

The emmys ARE a joke and if anyone besides the animators take it seriously there is some serious problem there.

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>>86209194

http://www.emmys.com/awards/nominees-winners/2016/outstanding-short-format-animated-program

>The Robot Chicken Christmas Special won the Emmy instead of Steven Universe

ARE YOU LITERALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>86209317
Emmy's are done by people who don't actually watch animation. Wait until Annie Awards. They're full of shit too but at least the winners make a bit more sense.

>>86209317
I like RC tho.

>>86209238
>Subjective as fuck

But honestly we're up against some hot shit when we aren't having normie dysfunctional judges.

>>86209544
annies never give it to them either

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>>86209401
If Stevonnie forms while Connie's on the rag does that mean Stevonnie cums blood/lining?

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>>86209317

>Robot Chicken wins
>Sausage Party is a commercial and financial success

Normies are no better than single cells amoeba.

Day of The Rope can't come soon enough

>>86209420
>>86209420
They have been a joke since they started throwing emmys to Modern Family, American Horror Story, and whatever AMC's currently shoving down our throats this year. That's why I stopped bothering with them. At least it's not upsetting as the Kid's Choice Awards.

>>86209567
like I said, they're also full of shit and are only a bit better.

garnet isn't loud enough in season 1

>Example: Steven and The Stevens

Especially compared to Pearl...and everyone

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>>86209530
Pealing crusted pus off yourself every morning sucks as well.

>>86209572
We should do like that one Chuck Palahniuk novel and put out Shrek 6 then lock the doors opening night and burn the theatre down

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What's Jasper thinking about?

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>>86209297

>>86209539
mr greg is more solid as standalone episode

Mindful Education falls flat without knowing what fusion is, who Jasper and Bismuth are, etc

>>86209547
Yeah me too I'm more just shocked that it's still airing and I don't think it holds a candle to SU in terms of any facet of artistic merit, including comedy.
>>86209572
>commercial and financial
I'm going to hope you didn't mean "critical and financial success", there's no way it reviewed well

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In a longer run how better would the series become if Steven found out about another gem hybrid living on earth?

>>86209612
Her Jasper sisters molesting her and doing the incest

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>>86209612
She's trying to get another blue gem to fuse with.

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>caring about awards

>>86209612
Suicide.

>>86209238
if anything Mr Greg would win

the answer was only good for bringing us Darth Diamond

>>86209530
you said you were making it up last time. Just like I make up my Neurofibromatosis to take my mind off the blinding pain

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>>86209276
You could always get another pearl by capturing Rose quratz

>>86209539
Mr. Greg works better was a stand alone episode. Anyone new to the show would probably be confused as fuck watching Mindful Education.

>>86209646
yeah I'm with you but I do care about Ian
and we got clucked by fucking ROBOT CHICKEN
I'm curious what their criteria are

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meme?

>>86209635
depends on how they handle it.
it could be cringe or pretty cool

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>>86209653
I relate to Jasper on a fundamental level

>>86208962
I don't exactly have a chronic pain, but I do have severe anxiety, thanks to genetics. I really struggle because I'm actually pretty popular, meaning I get put in positions where I spill my spaghetti. Sometimes I honestly would rather be a pariah. I even had to take a break from school because of it.

While I was out of school, I found this show through my baby sister, who I would babysit erryday. Even if the show was shit, I'd still view it fondly because of all the good moments my sister and I had watching it. This show just makes me feel good and helped me through a shitty part of my life. Well, I was never driven to suicide or anything like that, but you probably catch my drift.

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HEY /sug/ ARE YOU OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?

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>>86209612
how long it's been since she's won a battle or accomplished a mission. She's doing that thing Special Forces are taught to do under torture where they dissasociate and go to their happy place

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>>86209702
dunno desu senpai

>>86208881
Peridot x someone or Jasper x someone

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>>86209513
>>86209530
>>86209599
had to look it up. that really sucks guys.

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>>86209151
There is no help for people like you

>>86209696
Is this modelled after the Princess Power on Punisher's nuts punch from Runaways?

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hiss

>>86209702
no.

>waaaah robot chicken won over SU
be glad it wasn't fucking spongebob again

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>>86209702
no

>>86209701
That's nice, anon.

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>>86209682
I hope this didn't make Becky and Ian sad, I am very proud of them regardless and they should be proud of themselves too.

>>86209400
>using episodes done by completely different storyboards

>>86208881
Peridot and Lapis.

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>>86209718
>>86209737
>>86209745
ARE YOU SURE?

>>86209406
The only good part of Mr. Greg was Pearl's song, and it was fucking amazing, but the rest of the episode was not

>>86209702
YEAH
SIGN THE FORMS TO BECOME A WAGE SLAVE TOMORROW AND TAKE MY DRUG TEST
I'M HYPED

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>>86209317
Is this what being triggered feels like?

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>>86209738
Isn't spongebob only limited to Nick awards so they can rig it to win every time?

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>Last episode till hiatus
>It's a shit Townie filler episode
>We won't see Jasper again until after hiatus
Oh boy, fire up those anti-depressants cause I sure am ready to fucking kill myself.

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>>86209702
Why do you ask?

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>>86209768
Yes

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>>86209768
yeah
Yes I'm sure.

>>86209768
Stop shouting, you awful little gremlin.

>>86209733
That barely makes sense context notwithstanding

>>86209774
normally I hate musicals but getting to watch Greg and Steven go nuts New York style was pretty fun
Could have been better, but it wasn't total crap

>>86209406
My mom hates SU and is an uptight lawyer bitch but she actually really liked loobc

>>86209768
yeh.

>>86209790
Lookin' good, Steven!

>>86209774
Greg and Pearl dance was beautiful as well.

>>86209749
i hope they dont give a shit.i truly do.

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>>86209515
Too bad because Steven universe as a anime harem could be fun.

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Merchant Anon here, I'm scanning the covers of the SDCC zines at >>86206278 request.

>>86209702

Eh, I'm doing okay.

>>86209819
Is your mom a closeted lesbian?

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huh, RC getting such a prize is kind of weird. It feels out of place, like giving MAD the pulitzer.

>>86209810
It just looks like the same posture. Exactly the same.
Or maybe it's a brain fart whatever

>>86209774
i dont give a shit if it was meh just let them win something

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>>86209276
That's your own fault for waifuing Worst Pearl.

Time to upgrade son.

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>>86209616

It has like an 83% on RT and 75% on IMDB

>>86209846
Thank you. The ink color inside is the same on them all right?

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>>86209394
Here's another one I poorly colored.

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This artist is fucking great

>>86209819
don't let your mom drive you places

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>>86209702
Im fucking stoned

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Loli Pearl is for _____

>>86209910
Standing around and holding things, same as any other pearl.

Serious question:

If Steven lick the vagoo of curry-smelling Connie, does she get "cured" from sex and becomes a virgin again?

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Would Garnet let Steven get away with anything if he was Stevonnie or Smoky Quartz?

>>86209849
nah, she used to be a druggie hippie in the 80's though.

>>86209910
Four*

>>86209774
Thats like saying the only good part of Lion 3 was the video tape. Its pretty much the core of the episode.

>>86209479
fanart from back in 2014 or so.

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>>86209774
The thing about Mr. Greg is that it is kind of like a movie. You don't need previous knowledge to know what's going on.

Same for LOooBC but I don't think that one is really Emmy worthy.

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>>86209902
YES

>>86209317
Theyve always been a joke when it came to animated stuff, this is nothing new

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>>86209897
This would honestly be good if it weren't for MS Paint not properly filling in all the white space.

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Hey /sug/.

This link isn't art, but its bitching about art and its hilarious.

http://xaliver.deviantart.com/journal/Why-I-Hate-the-Steven-Universe-Fandom-633983447

>>86209788
Why are you watching this show if you only care about jasper? Are all jasperfags like this? They just count down the days till they see their waifu on screen and bitch about any episode that doesn't have her?

Did you even watch season 1?

>>86209910
dressing up to take place in kindergarten plays

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>>86209479
>Garnet is a big old christmas cake titty monster

So did you hear the euphamism 'christmas cake' is being replaced by 'new years noodles'? Apparently 31 is the new 25.

>>86209525
It was in her log, as far as we can believe her words in those early episodes. And even if her log by some reason was a continuation of someone else's, she's read through all of the reports, and Cluster is not really some needle in a haystack, you have to know almost as little as a continent to dig. No, I believe she has purposefully forgot everything except the essential.

>>86209910
Protecting

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>>86209928
kek

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>>86209891

Yep.

But if you're trying to get yourself a copy, good luck getting one for a decent price. The last set that showed up on eBay went for $207.50.

>>86209898
Memewatch

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>>86209701
That's nice

>>86209931
If you really care about Ian you'll never ever mention his state of mind on 4chan

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>>86209956
that's genuinely funny
can we all tell this person that they dont matter

>>86209851
A fujoshit that's UPSET about homo-homo? Now I've seen everything.

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>Lapis always carries around Peridot, practically stapled at the hip.
>People thinks it a sweet sisterly relationship they have
>Really Lapis is training Peri to be sexually dependent to her

>>86209956
The art is shit, but they have no right to try to control what people draw.

>>86209702
I've been worse. You?

>>86209479
http://maariamph.tumblr.com/post/115172336938
here we go, looks like this was the original artist/source

>>86209317
(((Seth Green)))
(((Doug Goldstein)))

>>86210008
a what?

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>>86209982
suffer

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>I like this episode and I got lazy on the background
>Time:6 hrs

>DO NOT

>Crop, edit, or claim it as your own

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https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/765163855257501696/pu/vid/528x360/N8vM4ckKxNerDYe6.mp4

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>>86209317

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>>86210016
meh no worse than how I usually am

>>86209940
>>86209902
>tfw I'll never pull off fits as savage as a trio of cartoon magic space rock lesbians

Fucking jesus please let me die in my sleep

>>86208962
It does take my mind off the constant Lapis Tulpa rape. She really is relentless, but that kind of helps because you get used to it, like the sound of traffic outside your house over time. Something to watch helps even more.

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>>86209297
Here you go.

>>86209949
Yeah, If I had the energy I'd zoom in and go over the white spaces with the pencil tool.

>>86208946
source?

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What's Lapis doing to poor innocent Peri!?

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>>86210035
>6 hours
>DO NOT claim as your own

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>>86210045
that's very cute but I'm still upset
upset about plastic

>>86210035
That fat bitch is ugly.

Please never make her come back.

>>86209826
Yes it was, if you knew the context of Pearl-Rose-Greg.

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>>86209592
Garnet's the adult, Pearl's the big sister, Steven's the little bro/kid, Amethyst is the pet.

>>86210084
looking over her shoulder as peridot lifts her leg to release a giant fart

>>86209956
The guy is basically a lorefag

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>>86210098
DELET THIS

>>86210084
just giving her a healthy cavity search, make sure there's no animals hiding up there. It's a common problem for overworked gems

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>You will never taste S. pink pubes

Are you kidding? If anything she'd be even more judgmental of anything she disapproved of while fused.

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>>86210101
but the context is given in that same episode either

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s m o l

>>86209725
Just gotta keep pushing through it. At least there are times where it isn't flared up I'm waiting on those times now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I

>>86209932
but the core of the episode has no impact without knowledge of the nature of Pearl's relationship for Rose and her "death" like Mindful Eduction requires prior education of fusion and Garnet

>>86210125
No Pearl you must understand.

That fat bitch is no good.

>>86209910
balls deep animal fug

STUPID TUMBLR-LOOKING BITCH GIVE ME MY PEARL BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>86209064
>his
artie goes by them/they (and is a girl)
they're pretty chill

>>86209816
>normally I hate musicals
Why do people like you exist?

>cringe tripfag is back
>124/250 images

oh boy

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>>86210035

>>86210165
It's over isn't it tells the entire fucking story.

As well as Greg and Pearl's talk during the last song.

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Pearlfags whining their waifu's been "stolen way".

From who? /You/?

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>>86210176
she's taken.

>>86210165
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that Mr. Greg is more impactful than LOOBC.

>>86210010
Lapis is Lena Dunham?

>>86210198
mother dragged me to them as a kid. Away from nintendo, nintento power magazine, BTAS and running around outside digging in dirt collecting/exterminating bugs. To sit in a seat for 2 hours watching people interrupt the story to sing and dance.
So yeah, not my thing.

Imagine Stevonnie

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>Taking the Emmys seriously

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>>86210188
>artie goes by them/they

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>>86210198

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Imagine Ian's cheeks

>>86210216
No I just don't like whoever S. is.

She's like a tumblr wish fulfillment that was shoe-horned in.

And the worst part is Pearl's change of character because of her.

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I hope leaks come out tonight

>>86210247
It's easy if you try

>>86210228
So? It doesn't always have to be some deep shit. Do you really think Robot Chicken won because it was deep and meaningful? Last One had that Thelma and Louise vibe along with the 90's teen movie vibe. It was just great all around.

>>86210198
There need to be some people in the world with good taste.

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>>86210031
FU
JO
SHITTO
RU

Anatawa baka anon-kun~

fujoshi [腐女子] or "rotten girl" is a term describing a female otaku especially one with a penchant for BL/yaoi. Used more loosely it can describe any female weeaboo or otaku, with the implicit stereotype that they are shippers (though this is not always the case)

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>>86210259

>>86210260
Tumblr freaks are weaklings and retarded, S looks like she could steal your girl and your car

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>>86209788
Jasper will never be redeemed

She was forced into the role as an abusive ex, she can never ever be a good guy now. She has never shared a positive moment with the cast

Fucking Alone at Sea that fucking dialog WASN'T NECESSARY CREWNIVERSE what the FUCK, it's completely inappropriate

Jasper is a bad guy, she was a foil to Amethyst, her complexity was revealed at the end of Earthlings just like Matt promised kms

>>86210158

oh man. Is there any treatment in sight? Either way I wish you the best.

>>86210275
>LOOBC is better in every catagory but one
I disagree.

>>86210267
/LEAKS/ COME OUT AT NIGHT

>>86210116
>Pearl's the big sister
>Pearl
>not Amethyst
nigga u dumb

>>86208983
Honestly, this. Stevonnie is a being made of light projected from the gem that is the heart of her being. It doesn't matter that Steven is a boy and Connie is a girl, they're both transformed into energy when they fuse and that energy becomes Stevonnie.

And as long as Steven and Connie are in sync, Stevonnie has her own, unique identity separate and apart from them - so, if she wants to have a penis, she'll have a penis.

But she probably doesn't.

>>86210267
I hope you never get to see leaks again. Not everybody, just you. Foreverally schedulized and loving it.

>>86210228
I agree
I'm arguing for Mindful Education
>>86210212
How is this not the case with Mindful Education?

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>>86209788
>Implying Onion's friend aren't corrupted gems/ gem mutants

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>>86210293
I'd hate to see her as a Jehovah's Witness

>ding-dong
>"can I tell you about Jesus our lord and savior"
>"uh no but thanks"
>"THEN I WILL END YOU"
>instant death

>>86209898
Why did you post a picture of a humanized peridot?

>>86210304
>Perifags

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And here we go...

>>86210260
Anything that happens to a character within the show is part of that character. It's not a "change of character" like some fanfic writer taking creative liberties of a character.

I think you're more upset that Pearl in the show is reacting in a way that doesn't align with whatever headcanon you have set for her.

>>86210246
That makes sense. These fags on the other hand. >>86210257 >>86210281

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S > Rose

>>86210216
Remember that anime Kannagi? Where fans got so utterly buttblasted when it was implied that the main girl had a previous relationship and they sent the author death threats?

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>>86210359

>>86210284
I'd hit that. I could be her pussy cat no way I'm being her dog though

>>86210358
I'm not a perifag its just a reaction image, I am upset

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I'm honestly surprised anons really think she's just a regular human with pink hair... Sucrose has proven to be pretty blatant with her foreshadowing, inb4 she shatters pearl, poofs Steven and captures him in the season finale.

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>>86210304
>Jasper is the abusive ex
>Not Lapis

>>86209910
Fug.

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>>86210371

What episode would you recommend to be nominated for an Emmy?

If fucking robot chicken can win I'd say LOOOBC would be good.

>>86210323
10/10

>>86210385
They painted Jasper 100% exactly like that for the millions of kids out there

You can't back pedal on that

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The people who hate townies are the people who hate Mako.
This is fact.

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>>86210394

>>86210359
>>86210371
>>86210394
You realize there's a link for this in the OP? No one's asking you to dump it.

>>86210301
S is a big fucking slut.

Did you even see those lustful eyes.

I bet she goes out with a different person every other week.

BITCH.

>>86210360
It just felt really off to me how she was acting.

That is not the Pearl I know and love.

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I want Steven to grow into a big strong bara and then fuck my ass while Ronaldo records it to put up on his side-blog.

>>86210405
>This picture had a full version
I always thought it was just the Connie part. Thanks anon.

>>86210259
why are anons saying Ian is sad? He seems happy to me

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POST LEG

>>86210409

I know, but someone asked for the covers of the variants. The link contains the actual comics.

>>86210385
>doesn't pay attention to the show
Keep your headcanons in your head where they belong.

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>>86210284
now I get it! thank you anon. amazing I've never heard it before. I have something for NEETs to be perfectly honest. They are kinda cute.

>>86210405
Makes sense considering they're both shit.

>>86210415
>That is not the Pearl I know and love.
Pearlfag?

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>>86210328
They're all big sisters to Steven. Pearl acts like the one who wants to be grown up but is still immature enough at times to get into petty arguments with Amethyst. Amethyst is that older sister who's young enough to still relate to Steven and hang out with him.

Garnet's that distant, cool sister who goes out to work or other adult stuff he's too young to understand.

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>>86210407

>>86210382
Skin tone too dark

Green eyes

Isn't even as big as Rose.

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>>86210441