/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Do you remember her name /sug/? Because I do.

>pearl the pussy pounder
>pearl "im a street nigga so its fuck the law"
>pearl "varguba vanquisher"
>Pearlsuer of pink pusspuss
>Pearl fuckey the bikey dikey
>Pearl "almost let my wife's son die, jonesing for some of that pink muff pie"
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Pearl "blue lives splatter, make the puss shatter"
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Renegade "out ran the police, a criminal in the sheets" Pearl
>Renegade "I'm that gorilla dick gem, I get dyke pussy wet" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "I splash on a bitch go die in a ditch" the Renegade
>Pearl "one in the pink then two more in the pink" the Renegade
>Pearl "If it's Thicc I come real quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "give her the licc, only if she thicc" the Renegade
>Pearl "protected your earth now give me your girth" the Renegade
>Pearl "ran from the cops, fucking pink pussies I'll never stop"
>Pearl "Spears the Queers" the Renegade
>Pearl "A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet" the Renegade
>Pearl "fuck the cops" the Renegade
>Pearl "its mr steal your gem" the Renegade
>Pearl "pink haired cunnys makes me feel funny" the Renegade
>Pearl "almost killed my wife's son, want that human's sticky buns" the renegade
>Pearl "shattered Pink Diamond, next is your hymen"
>Pearl "any night with Steven makes for a delightful evenin'"
>Pearl "getting mad pussy" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's pink down under, watch me tear that puss asunder" Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade

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>>86213080
>Pearl "loving mother by day, mother fucker by night" Renegade
>Pearl "my body is an illusion but tonight your vag I'm bruising" the Renegade
>Pearl "pop it for a real gem like me" the Renegade
>Pearl "if she's chub, then she's getting that rub" the Renegade
>Pearl "spilling spaghetti but still scoring" the Renegade
>Pearl "no muff too tough" the Renegade
>Pearl "can't juke the zuke so I eat her till she poof" the Renegade
>Pearl "Sucrose keikaku = yuri otaku" the Renegade
>Pearl "Utena is my jam so I go ham on that clam" the Renegade
>Pearl "make it thicc make it quick" the Renegade
>Pearl "giant woman get me hummin" the Renegade
>Pearl "strip Greg's van for spaceship plans" the Renegade
>Pearl "u lucky he holding me back senpai I'd peck the shit outta you" the Renegade
>Pearl "just 'lion around' till I find a vag to pound' the Renegade
>Pearl "6000 year two beer queer" the Renegade
>Pearl "got the authority to endanger a minority" the Renegade
>Pearl "Rose didn't have a lion but she give me succ like I'm dying" the Renegade
>Pearl "knocking over cups, diving deep in her muff"
>Pearl "keep your stance wide, plunder deep inside"
>Pearl "Cunt Destroyer" Renegade
>The renegade "if she's 8 feet tall, give me a call" Pearl
>Pearl "Lion Licker Bean Flicker" the Renegade
>Pearl "Lion Licker The Pussybean Flicker" the Renegade
>Pearl "No Slouch for the Prize Pouch" the Renegade
>Pearl "If She a Thicc Dime it's Kevin Time" the Renegade
>Pearl "Make the date rape play with gay ballet" the Renegade
>Pearl "Real Human Bean for the Thicc Girl Dream" the Renegade
>Pearl "Wherever I am, I must always thirst" the Renegade
>pearl "body made of light, but she's never had pussy this tight"
>pearl "driving the dondai, gonna eat you like a sundae"
>pearl "I'm over the past, but hairy pink vargubas make me cum fast"

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Important ship.

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PARTY IN THE HILLS WE CAN PARTY IN THE BURBS

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i want this thread dead

>>86213035
IT'S NOT VAPOR WAVE, IT'S NEON INDIAN AND IT'S GOOD!

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I'M INVINCIBLE

>>86213191
JUST LET HIM BE A DJ

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>>86213168
I never know how I feel about thanks doc the ship, and lapidot,
not the best feeling either

Guys what is Mystery Girl is Lion
The S is for Simba

Pearlfags, how does it feel to get you're waifu stolen?

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>>86213167
I want that thread to DIE

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Who's the artist?

>>86213219
go suck a metal fence post ya clod

>>86213220
http://aval0nx.tumblr.com/

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crewniverse has shit taste

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are gems embedded in objects always related to the object they're encased in? That takes some personal knowledge on the part of the person who put them in there.

Lapis
>in a mirror and she herself has mirror/reflective powers
How about what fancy mirrors are associated with: Vanity, luxury, uppercrust

Desert Glass
>in a pillow
Lapis has her water powers, this one had sand powers.
Fancy pillow... The good life, laziness, decor. Another elemental bending uppercrust hm

Rose was in the desert a while ago as seen in Buddy's Book. Why was she there? Did she put Desert Glass in the pillow? Lion also debuted in the desert, he was just hanging around there waiting for Steven apparently.

We don't know who put Lapis' gem in the mirror. What if that was Rose too; the hands resembled hers

>>86213220
its literally in the bottom corner

>>86213179
It's all vapor wave, dude.

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>>86209317
>Written by Shelby Fero
>Played Highschool sports with her brother

Feelsweirdman

>>86213278
Thanks

>>86213298
Sorry, the image was too downsized and I could hardly read it

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Y'see unlike most pics like this, this one actually uses the same boarder for both shots

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>>86213291
would Pearl be found in a salt block

>>86213291
i bet desert glass wouldn't have been as much of a boring emo bitch as lapis even though she got trapped and used in an object too. why didn't steven save her instead of lapis.

>>86213341
I always thought that was Hellen Jo

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How the fuck didn't The Answer win

>>86213369
Because Lapis manipulated Steven into releasing her.

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What would you do with your very own Pearl, /sug/?

>>86213373
Monster Buddies was hellen jo's first episode

>>86213391
I bet desert glass would try too if she wasn't a pillow

>>86213390
because robot chicken is the best show ever made you shitlord.

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>>86213390
>the answer lost to fucking robot chicken of all times

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>>86213341
Let's go backwards
>J U K E D

>>86213464
>>86213341
It's gotten much better.

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>>86213464
i miss old lapis

>>86213291
>We don't know who put Lapis' gem in the mirror. What if that was Rose too; the hands resembled hers

She was confused for a Crystal Gem and put into the mirror. It wasn't Rose.

>>86213464
>before: wow amazing
>after: kill me pls

>>86213341
based anon, thank you

>>86213464
that's not the same storyboarder though: you'd be better off comparing lapis from chille tid to lapis from beta

>>86213035
>CN preview only 43 seconds

WHERE ARE TWO-MINUTE PREVIEW LEAKS???

>>86213464
zuke got what she deserved

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Is peridot the perfect waifu?

>>86213491
Do we know for certain she wasn't dropped right there, and then picked up by HW

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daily reminder that Cookie Cat LEFT HIS FAMILY BEHIND

>>86213518
Tuesday at the earliest

I get the feeling that the Crew are writing episodes for the sake of making use of Townies instead of making use of townies to further the story or main character arcs.

The first season townie episodes usually served a purpose. Now it seems like including townies is just an obligation to be filled by every season, like they are under fucking contract.

>>86213464
I'm gonna piss my pants what was Zuke thinking

>>86213518
The leaks have been coming out later for the past few episodes. Probably Tuesday.

>>86213523
>perifags being perifags
Memedot was a mistake.

>>86213345
>Everyone loves a callback
>[ojou-sama laugh]

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>>86213523
She's beyond perfect!

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>>86213464
The rage from Lapis during her reveal is what got me forever hooked on the show.

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>>86213534

So did the fuzzy long-eared orphan in this pic, but you don't see him bitching about it every goddamned second.

>>86213543
This is your brain on lapidot.
>stay in school
>don't do lapidot

>>86213534
So is Cookie Cat a metaphor for the CGs
>came to this planet from outer space
>a refugee from an interstellar war
>he left his family behind

>>86213559
you were a mistake

>>86213509
Thats very true, but those shots are still a good example of how the dissonance between boarders can really affect the chararcters. The differences are so stark, from the jawline, eye shape, nose size and hair, that the second lapis looks akin to fanart.

>>86213464
fun fact: Normally, byung ki lee is the animation director for Lamar and Hellen/Katie (starting with shirt club) episodes. However, crack the whip (raven and paul) has both Hye Sung Park (the usual animation director for Raven and Paul episodes) and Byung, the RDK animated parts of bismuth as well as back to the moon (both lamar and katie) have Hye while Beta (earthlings was animated at SMIP with the usual Hilary and Zuke directors) and the kindergarten kid were directed by byung
ie: beta looks the way it does for the same reason why crack the whip and kindergarten kid look the way they do

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>>86213464
>her hair continues to get messier and messier

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>>86213213
Oh wow, this is some good shit man. Thanks.
>>86213303
Does he post one every day? If so that's some real dedication to the meme.

>>86213598
Looks akin to Family Guy

>>86213464
>Lapis became a stoner

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>>86213543
>I'm gonna piss my pants

>>86213523
Not perfect, but maybe the cutest.

>>86213605
it looks stupid

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>>86213575
Couldn't she just form pants on her body?

>>86213591
He is a metaphor for Rose.
Including the "I never expected you would be evil!"

>>86213525
She said

>I was picked up by a Homeworld soldier and confused for a Crystal Gem and used as a tool.

>>86213493
kek

>>86213637
you look stupid

>>86213638
yes but then she wouldn't be wearing human clothes

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>>86213637
Impossible

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>>86213643
>"I never expected you would be evil!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

oh god

>>86213035
>SU AU
>Onion calls child services on Greg, he gets arrested
>Steven is removed from the Gems custody and sent to a shitty foster family in fly over country
>Forced to go to real school
>everyone picks on him, from that stoned Blue Jay and his retarded friend, to that incestuous comedian girl obsessed with her brother, to Janitor Uncle Ruckus
>so mentally underdeveloped, he's placed in special ed and is fucked by the system
>"Hey, Fatcake! Lard yourself up!" *butter thrown*

*later*
>Gems show up, start killing people
>Pearl arrives at the school, but gets stopped by Ruckus
"I beens waitins dis day ever since you lezbo spess rocks came into town."
"Gotta get Steven. Get out of the way, human."
"Gravel eater, you com' straight out of a comic book."

>>86213605
>Lapis messy bed head
Right there with you anon

>>86213201
And he did, in Drop Beat Dad. The saga of Sour Cream draws to a close. Every townie is going to get a resolution before Jasperdemption

I want to teach Peridot about human culture!

>>86213676
is that slowed down or is that the actual framerate that scene was animated to?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCH8wlegwDk
>tfw a fucking leafy-clone child makes you feel like shit about yourself
I'd kill myself, but she even made fun of me for making kms posts, so now I don't even have that.

>>86213572
I haven't played R&C games since PS3 came out. Since when does Ratchet have an actual family?

>>86213719
I'm pretty sure it's the gif frame rate

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>Pearl "outrun the pigs, eat out the /big/s" Facet-2F5L
>Pearl "if she looks like Rose, my erection grows" the Renegade
>Pearl "If you could only know, how fast this Dondai goes" the Renegade
>Pearl "I do like pie" the Renegade
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
>Pearl "I belong to nobody, but I need a fuckbuddy" the Renegade
>Pearl "Vagitarian" the Renegade
>Renegade "nose deep" Pearl
>Pearl "if her hair color's pink, then I don't stop to think" the Renegade
>Pearl "the slut that throws for a coinslot nose" the Renegade
>Pearl "outrun the cops and say no to cocks" Renegade
>Pearl "loving mother by day, mother fucker by night" Renegade
>Pearl "Sucrose keikaku = yuri otaku" the Renegade
>Pearl "Utena is my jam so I go ham on that clam" the Renegade
>Pearl "Cooch on fire, let it burn" the Renegade
>Pearl "AJ in my hand I'm not concerned" the Renegade
>Pearl "I could show you how to ride tongue, in the real way" the Renegade

>Pearl "being a female comp-sci major literally makes me cum" the attention whoring useless defective slut milf haha FUCK PEArl

>>86213603
>Beta looks the way it does for the same reason why crack the whip and kindergarten kid look the way they do
Yep all noticeably subpar

>peridot can't shapeshift genitals
Why live?

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>>86213291
>pillows
>associated with uppercrust
>desert
either desert glass is fat and lazy or is a sexy servant girl

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I can't sleep so here is a night time gem

>>86213745
You're losing it man.

>>86213486
>Lapis
>Gotten much better
No

>>86213745
>Pearl "Harbor" the Renegade
Nnnnyyyeeeeeehehe

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Got some blind bags. Got a Garnet, a Dawt, and two Stevens.
>tfw no Pearl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCNoejmvKAY

>>86213766
Yes.

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>Steven Universe
>directed by JJ Abrams

>>86213721
who is that midget bitch and why does she think she's so above me

>>86213745
>the renegade

stop adding this it sounds retarded

>>86213767
Dear god, are perifags roleplaying now?

>>86213785
bye.

>>86213754
>Arabian beauty gem

Yes, please

>>86213534
Fucking coward
Fight for your world or at least your family

>>86213575
she looks like a cat trying to get its collar off

>>86213813
You're about five days and 10 /sug/s late to the party m8

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>>86213820
>now

>nyong-choi is doing gay stuff between Smiley and Frowny
Wu-oh.

>>86213080
>Pearl fuckey the bikey dikey
Anon fucking fix this

It's
Pearl "Me Likey the Bikey Dykey"

>>86213795
funny you say that when Lamar Abrams was one of the episode's writers/boarders

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>This week is the last episode before another hiatus

I'm sad but yeah, a much needed break from /sug/ and this fanbase in general is a good idea. Though I wish we could have left off on something better than an Onion filler.

But seriously fuck you all.

>>86213796
>who is that midget bitch
She's a meme.
>why does she think she's so above me
Because she is.
Serious answer she's one of those commentary youtubers (à la leafyishere, pyrocynical, etc.), and her gimmick is that she's a little girl so it's novel when she swears and roasts people. She recently blew up in popularity and apparently its given her a bit of an ego.

>>86213861
>/sugr9k/

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>I was fine, with the shows
>that they nominated, voted for and chose
>I was fine, cause I knew
>that they didn't really matter until you
>I was fine, when you came
>and we fought for all the glory and the fame
>over them, who they'd choose
>with Emmy bait, I thought I'd never lose
>it's over, isn't it, isn't it, isn't it over
>it's over, isn't it, isn't it, isn't it over
>you won, and they chose you, and they loved you, and it's gone
>it's over, isn't it, why can't I move on

>>86213893
but why is she so angry

>>86213930
Ruby and Sapphire will be broken for this.

>>86213947
She probably keeps getting memed at by fans.

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>>86213889
>first time visiting this general in over a year
>it's about to be killed off

what if someone asked Zoltron Steven
>will Jasper be redeemed?

>>86213870
I'll add it to the list but I'm not going to edit another dedicated funposter's contribution, even if it is rustles your jimmies.

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Can we get some red in here? Blue is fine too.

>>86213889
I can't wait to be out

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Merchant Anon here, here's the download link to The Answer that I said I'd make.

>https://mega.nz/#!41kz1BzT!dJCgbwg06uy3xvmhVnC-YNXtDUuo7hc4SZbRZ2grbiY

Make sure to add it to the next thread's OP.

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>>86213988
Thanks

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Hey guys, Steven here! I couldn't really sleep, so I thought I'd get on here to talk to you all! You guys have any questions for me?

>>86213988
What's different about this version mister shekelstein? How much dolphin porn did you splice in?

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Mindful Education was the best episode of this season so far, PERIOD.

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>>86213764
Yes.
The fine art of epithets is being flooded by neophytes and I'm
>Anon "briefly stated and I'm elated" the Poster

too many uneven, unfunny, too lengthy memenames

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>>86213977
>not going to edit another dedicated funposter's contribution
Anon they copy cat'd it and did it wrong!

This came first.

>>86213974
I SEE ONLY SADNESS IN YOUR FUTURE.

>>86214005
Did homeworld steal russia

Peridot has just proposed to you in front of all the crystal gems after having read indepth about human marriage customs

What do?

>>86214005
How does it feel knowing your mom was fucking cra-cray?

>>86214017
That cooter cover is not subtle

>>86213341
pearl's old look had better balance i think.
i get really upset over steven's voice change

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Trump was right.

>>86213700
>>86214033
It sucks
Just stop

>>86214027
This is true, I was there.
I did the "a rose by any other name" one
and the "spears the queers" one
That wasn't really relevant but I wanted to say it anyways because i'm proud to be part of a shitpost

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>>86214032
O god but also kek

>>86214040
Question why these cartoon characters are real.

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>>86214005

I'm coming for you, boy.

And those Gem friends of yours are no match for my power, I can make them join my side in a heartbeat. And to make it worse for you, they won't have a choice in the matter.

>>86213291
I don't think Rose can make such powerful artifacts without a help from very specialized gems. But she has never bubbled them despite of their obvious perilousness, and she had reinforced their containments by loyal Lion as the guardian of the sand and by loyal Pearl as the guardian of the ocean. But the desert glass is bubbled now, so the question is, what had changed, what had Garnet seen?

>>86214036

Maybe they used Russia to make Pink Diamond.

>>86214026
Who shattered and made you diamond? You don't get to dictate the chuckles, the guffaws THE HOOT AND HALFS

>>86214027
Welp. Can't argue with that.

>>86214005
I don't think you can save the day

>>86214070
I love early Steven.

He's ear rape these days, the boy squeals

>>86213341
do you have any more pearl comparisons?

>>86213700
Incest comedian is not ringing a bell...

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Post Jojo related images please.

>>86214080
>>86214027
Alright I'm changing it already.

I like the 'spears the queers' had me a giggle m8

>>86214017
I agree but that's not saying much.

I really hope they bring back that animator for future fight scenes

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>>86214005
do you ever why some days you look like this

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>>86214012

It's the book, not the episode itself.

And none, I have standards you know.

>>86214003

No problem.

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>>86214005
Send my love my regards

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>>86214136

>>86214129
He means Luan from Loud House. The incest thing is just wishful thinking

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Was the point of Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service to introduce Steven's ability to fix people from within their own minds as a way of segueing into him curing corruption by similar means?

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>>86214164
>do you ever why some days you look like this
yeah

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>>86214005
STEVEN

>>86214164
Cheeseburger shitpack

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>>86214005
Why do I continue to watch your show even though I hate it?

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>>86214005
Are you for sexual?

>>86214188
only if they are half corrupted, like he mentioned in gem hunt

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oh, pearl!

>>86214164
meant to put a "wonder" in there why the fuck did I miss that

I've been wracking my brain for days trying to think of a way for this AU to come to pass from where we are currently in the show while minimizing the number of edgy events that aren't true to the SU spirit. Spit ideas at me please, I'm willing to pay handsomely in goodboypoints

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>ywn sleep sandwiched between two thicc alien women after exhausting sex
yl?

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>>86214136
1/3

Alright what should be next year's entry and what should Ian do to ensure that Sugar get's her Emmy?

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>>86214040

I start crying because she isn't one of my favorites.
Then I pass it off as tears of joy and accept because I just want to feel like I'm someone's first choice. And she'd probably dote on me as long as I was good for her and make her meepmorps and other displays of affection to encourage her. I wouldn't even mind living in the barn as long as they put an outhouse somewhere and have internet access.

>>86214233
Because he's tried dream sharing with a fully corrupted gem, right?

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>>86214246
2/3

>>86214237
cause you're a thirsty fucking bitch that's why

>>86214188

>Steven's ability to fix people from within their own minds

that's not a different power, that was his astral projection thing, he just used it to find out what was bothering kiki

>>86214242
Is that lapis

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Do you think S. will return?
Do you want her to return?

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Is this jacket supposed to be canvas or leather?

Also do you think there's a possibility hot topic or some shit would ever sell it?

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>>86214260
3/3

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>>86214237
you've been drinking tonight, haven't you

>>86214017
>connie was so affected by her comparatively minor problem because of pms
>lesson is to be patient with girls and their crazy hormones and take their stupid shit as seriously as the real problems

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>>86214005
I have a hypothetical for you, but it's kind of involved. What if I TOLD YOU THAT THE WORLD WAS GONNA END, AND YOU HAD FIFTEEN MINUTES TO SPEND WITH ME OR YOUR FRIENDS? WOULD YOU TAKE THE FIRST BUS OVER TO MY HOUSE OR WOULD YOU TAKE THE LAST PLANE OVER THE WEST COAST?

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>>86214254
I dont really know what they can do beyond submitting the strogest episode.
I don't really know how anyone can contend that Mindful Education is a weaker choice than Mr. Greg
I don't really care tbqhfampai

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did they ever hang out?

>>86214223

i really hate people like you

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I hope Becky and Ian are having a nice night and they are proud of their accomplishments.

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>86214254
Cheeseburger packback

>>86214269
Pearl.

They might be humanized.

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>>86214136
>Error: You must wait 1 minute 17 seconds before posting a duplicate reply

yeah well nuts to you too, an hiro.

>>86214188

Imagine how much money he'd make as a therapist with that power.

>>86214276
It's probably pleather

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>>86214246
>>86214260
>>86214285
>tfw I've just begun reading part 6
saved anyway

>>86214171
>none
0/10, won't download

>>86214300
every damn time

>>86214299
Jeff really didn't have the opportunity to be patient.

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>>86214005
Tell Pearl that her juice is weak and she needs to try some of this

>>86214188
Their mindscapes are fried, it's a death trap. A promising one, yes, but still a death trap for now.

>>86214271
I'm pissed that episodes usually don't have continuations. It could be 10 episodes until we hear ANYTHING about her at all or more.

>>86214254
Mr. Greg

>>86214344

You stupid fuck, she went for the apple juice so hard cider is obviously the way to go.

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>>86214326
watch this!

>>86214300
How would you get onto a plane and have it take off in less than fifteen minutes?

>>86214305
>Seth Rogen won it
Damn it all

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>>86214305
What accomplishments? They lost

>>86214346
Oh boy a corrupted mindscape ep would be awesome

>>86214370

Seconded, get her some Angry Orchard hard cider.

>>86214255
how about you start by killing yourself you fake shit

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>>86214332
One of these days you'll think you saw it coming, but it will actually catch you _______________________________________________________________________________________________________LION AROUND

>>86214379
>Seth Rogen
lmao wtf
it was Seth Green
lmao

>>86214374

Why would you shoot a man before throwing him off the plane?

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>>86214379
Seth McFarlane you fool.

>>86213131
stealing pearl's gf yet again
baka fuck you greg

>>86214184
Statistically speaking one or two of them are going to get into some really /d/ level stuff. But that could manifest as ANYTHING.

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>>86214386
They still have a lot to be proud of, even if they didn't win the award. They have made an amazing show and they are both great people.

>>86214394
>disgruntled forest hefty apple juice

That Shit's fuckin good yo

>>86214408
Yes, "memes." Hilarious

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>>86214136
[muffled Roundabout in the background]

>>86214136
Steven is a Crazy Diamond, Steven confirmed to be Pink Diamond. Sugar has been a JoJo super fan all this time leaving hints in between seasons so that all the JoJo fans could find out before anybody else.

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>>86214414

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>>86214407

I blame Sausage Party. Why did I have to see that yesterday, I could've seen Kubo or Pete's Dragon instead...

>>86214374
If you just take control

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>>86214408

>>86214188
That would be awes...
>>86214346
Oh, right... well the point is to fix it, but still it certainly won't be a snap then.

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>PEARL STOP that's indecent

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>>86214005
HEY R- I MEAN STEE-VEHN, CAN YOU HELP ME FIND MY GIRL SHE MISSES ME VERY MUCH AND I MISS HER AND I'M MAD BECAUSE I'M SINGLE

MY NAME IS JASMINE BECAUSE THAT IS A HUMAN NAME LIKE HUMANS HAVE AND I AM A REGULAR HUMAN

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>>86214448
ANIMEONLYS OUT REEEEEEEE

>>86214429
but Steven Universe sucks and everybody here only watches it for waifus

>>86214448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZW4xxk80g

>>86213289
Thas a cute jasper

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>tfw I could have bought like 10 bitcoins when they were $40 a piece but I instead bought the laptop I use to watch SU and some poptarts
how 2 cope with this feel?

>>86214429
did they actually get to be part of the whole celebrity crowd or were they kept separate from everyone else

>>86214271
I don't expect her to return. She was less of a character and more a representation of Pearl moving on and growing. Besides, the way we don't even know her name or how she sounds, they're going to want to keep the mystery thing about her (which is pretty much half her appeal)

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>>86214475
I like to imagine Jasper would wear something like this as a disguise.

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>>86214475

We already showed you something that was willing to fuse with you and we even found you a better partner! What more do you want?

>>86213988
>uploading a scan of Sugar'sbook

I respected your pins, but this? This is sick

>>86213988
>Sapphire's about to die
>Thank you so much for reading our book, The End
kek

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>>86214475
>>86214503
Sad part is Steven would buy it.

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>>86214418

Pearl's been cucked one too many...

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>>86214498
It looked like they were with everybody else, so I assume so.

>>86214240
>Steven takes Lapis on a boat ride to try and overcome her seasickness
>she's having a fun time, then Jasper reverse cannonballs on deck
>"bungacowa lets fuse again that was fun"
>lapis pats her shoulder and calmly explains why the fusion was not that fun, could be better
>Jasper rubs her chin thoughtfully
>she ruffles Steven's hair before diving off the ship deck
>Jasper contemplates the nature of the universe as she doggie paddles off into the sunset
There, Alone at Sea without the edge

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>>86214036
I don't really know, I've never been to Russia, but I wouldn't be surprised if they did.
>>86214055
Well... I wouldn't say she's crazy. she had to do a lot of bad stuff to save the Earth.
>>86214088
Aren't you from a video game?
>>86214113
I'm starting to think I can't either...
>>86214164
I lost a loooooot of weight over the past 3 years.
>>86214175
I don't think she'd know who you are.
>>86214208
GARNET!
>>86214223
...Show?
>>86214225
...You're kinda creepy.
>>86214300
I'd honestly spend the last few moments I have with the Gems, and my Dad, and Connie, and all my other friends.
>>86214344
I don't think Pearl would like that stuff. My Dad says that stuff is bad for you.
>>86214475
I know you're not Jasper. She's bubbled inside the temple. What are you trying to pull, random internet guy?

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Look at this cute as fuck Jasper! Why won't we ever see her happy like this?!

>>86214450
Hey! Take it easy man fucking warn somebody before you start blasting indoors like that.
Seriously what's wrong with you? Who hurt you?
Put down the paint.exe before somebody gets hurt pal

>>86214506

To be fair we can say the same thing about the Zine scans uploads and the episode uploads.

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>>86214005
If I pull that gem off, would you die?

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>>86214406
I should have fucking seen that one coming.

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>>86214505
L A P I S

>>86214510
Steven is dumb, but he's not Ruby dumb.

>>86214476
THE MANGA ART PAST PART 3 IS SHIT

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>86214495

>buying bitcoins

even if you actually didn't do it doesn't erase the fact that you considered it as a sensible thing to do at some point

>>86214456
>Not buying a ticket for the good movie and sneaking into the shitty movie

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>>86214557
triggered

>>86214574
stellar gif choice anon, made me laugh.

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>>86214505
steven would fuse with her

he's into some crazy shit

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>>86214491
>Greg first meets Rose after the song "Like a Comet"
>Pearl first meets S during the song "Like a Star"

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>>86214557
idk I never read part three but I really enjoyed Doppio's and Giorno's boy cleavage
the part 6 covers are fucking immaculate though
>>86214136

>>86214530
this is canon

>>86214532
Steven you're awesome. I'm a refugee from an interstellar war and I left my family behind. Any advice?

>>86214574
Bitcoins are worth like 700$ now

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>>86214391
And then he'll find the recording of the song of corruption amongst their memories, and we will catch the corruption through the 4th wall as well. Sounds fun, I'll pass.

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>>86214557
>saying that
lmao........

>>86214513
I don't know why this moment makes me so happy.

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>>86214136

thank god amethyst and peridot both saying "holy smokes" wasn't foreshadowing.

i'm a fluoritefag

>>86213685
That video pares perfectly with that gif.

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>>86214605
>the part 6 covers are fucking immaculate though
fucking right

>>86214532

Steven how do I get people to want me as their friend? How did Connie do it?

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>>86214532
Oh no, it's cute!

>>86214626
>purple plus green durrr durrr gotta be fluorite

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>>86214136
Tiger Billionaire just wanted a quiet life

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>>86214555
>L A P I S

Wants nothing to do with you, the only way you'll be able to fuse with her again is if you fuse with this handsome fellow or >>86214505 and beat some sense into her.

And they're powerful, too. Can't you just see yourself wielding that power to prove convince Lapis to fuse with you again?

>help me son
>steven wiggling his eyebrows in future vision
>I'm a Cherry man!
>I hear what you're saying, but it's too late for notes. This is permanent marker
>welcome to bench city
>gotta gank that youth vote boooiiii
>Oh, I'll make them understand, I'll make them ALL understand
>my mind is the internet I know every continuity mistake on television

why do we hate hellen jo again?

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>what Steven gets up to when the Gems aren't home

>>86214542
Yes but those aren't connected to specific people like MA... Actually thinking about it, merchant anon isn't so anon so it probably wasn't a good idea to upload the scans under their identifier.

>>86214649
besides that, i actually love amaet's fusion design + the connection to the gem's actual meaning

>>86214532
Steven who is the cutest gem out of all of your gem friends?

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>>86214136
Yellow Brando

>>86214668
Helen Jo's style didn't work with the show, but her and Lamar's writing did do well together.

>>86214532
yo steven, who would you rather have a sleep over with
Peridot with CPH rewatching or Lapis with the nature chanel

>>86214676
I also like it, but the hair needs to riff on malachite less

>>86214670
Are you trying to say Steven doesn't gladly do that kind of thing with people watching, a full audience if he can snag one? He is the reason the annual talent show now specifies you have to wear clothes!

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>>86214689

I want Yellow Diamond to ______

>>86214532

Steven, just based on how cool normal rocks are which kind of gem or rock would you want to see as a live gem?

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well this is new huh? They finally in the big leagues now

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>>86214689

>Video Chat with Peridot and Lapis
how much Lapidot moments can Zuke legally squeeze into two minutes?

>>86214695
that and she got some shitty outlines to work with

>>86214715
ZA WARUDO

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>>86214532
do you like her?

>>86214696
>implying Lapis doesn't watch Music Choice

>>86214703
fair point

>>86214671

I uploaded scans first, hoss.

But that's a good point, I'll fix that issue.

>>86214715
Shatter me

>>86214715
kill off the Joestar bloodline!

>>86214732
As much as she wants as long as she has Steven Sugar captive in her basement.

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>>86214706
good edit anon

>>86212518

Jumping to travel:
Beach Party, 2:00
The message 6:40
Gem hunt 10:00
Greg the baby sitter 5:20

Even if you ignore these times, they've walked and ran to places in just about every other episode I looked at.

Pearl not knowing human culture

Lars and the cool kids 1:37 , Pearl on police tape:"Humans just see this, then walk away!"
Maximum capacity 7:10 pearl isn't sure how she should be wearing a sweater
Warp tour 1:03 Pearl doesn't know that a human would call that an elbow, or the word elbow.
Story for steven 7:00 Pearl doesn't know how humans measure time
Historical fiction 10:45 this whole interaction
political power 2:50 Pearl isn't sure why the power being potentially gone is an issue.
Full disclosure 7:30 Pearl Doesn't know what a phone is, then says she doesn't understand human relationships.
And of course ALL of So many Birthdays

I would be pissy, but I had fun looking for this stuff.

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>>86214715

Be in the show more

>just got off work
>worked a double
>8 AM to midnight
>drinking to relax
>don't know if I should draw or play vidya

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>>86214476
No

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>>86213035
I love Tang.

teven: He-hey pearl? I have a question

Pearl: What is it steven?

Steven: well, it's kind of embarrassing...

Amethyst: What is it steven? you get your butt stuck in the toaster?

Pearl: Amethyst! Now steven, you know you can ask us anything.

Steven: W-well its just that... How come my penis keeps getting really hard all the time?

Pearl: ....

Amethyst: ... *breaks into extreme laughter*

Pearl: well- uh.. steven this is.. uhm, a really complex human matter that maybe you should uh... talk to your dad about

Steven: But you said I can ask you anything!

Pearl: uhhhhh.... Garnet?

Garnet: STeven your dick is hard because of pent up sexual frustration. You need to fuck some holes to make it better.

Steven: Fuck holes?

Garnet: Yes... it's the only way.

Amethyst: *Still laughing, gasping out the words* Y-yeah steven, hey pearl why don't you shapeshift somes holes for steven?

What do youg uys think

>>86214715
Grieve for her sister Pink Diamond in a healthy way and move on from the pain

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>>86214532
How many more moms would you like to add to the mom squad

>>86214427
Well, the "lewd side" of the SU fanbase is pretty yuri when you look around. It's less deviant than Loud House due to lacking the questionable overtones, but not as much as you would think.

>>86214410
Bullshit. Pearl wouldn't beat Ruckus.

>>86214538
because she's a dog now and her eyes are literally spikes

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>>86213988
Goddammit that was cute, thanks a ton merchant anon.

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question:
are all gems lesbians, or are all lesbians gems

think about that for a second whydontyou

>>86214805
there are non gem lesbians in the background of some episodes

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Why did Jaspearl just get stronger after last show?

>>86214768
>responding hours later to someone on a dead thread

U ok dude

>>86214788
Steven's 14 you retard he's taken health classes for at least 4 years