Cosmic Storytime of Pain Unofficial Spinoff: Humphries'

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Gotta have that toy variant.

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Resizing everything to upload faster and to avoid anything too large to upload.

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SYNERGY
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>Alright, we have Battleworld
>Right, we can have any elseworld story we want. What should we do
>Let's do a miniseries focusing on Star-Lord and Not 616 Kitty Pryde
>GENIUS!

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>that hair

>you checked the schedule and saw that this wasn't in that
>you linked all the threads in the OP
>even made the same subject
I'm genuinely flattered and a bit moved even, thank you for your time and work.

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>>86099616
>616
Even his post's are canon! No problem

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Why was this published? What does this add to Secret Wars?

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>Bendis reading an X-Men comic

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>X-23 claws
It's two waifus for the price of good storytelling!

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Talk about popping champagne

>>86099649
Heh.
Thing is, I genuinely forgot that this mini existed, even if I read it when it came out -I REALLY wonder why. Anyway, next two days I plan to conclude Bendis' run, from next week it's uncharted territory. I was thinking to start with Guardians 3k but at this point it's probably better to post Memelord v2 and be done with Humphries once and for all before reading better books.
I really have to go to bed now, have a last bump from me and thanks for the thread.

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>>86099770
I'm doing Memelord volume 2 this thread. I took out recaps and next issue pages and everything fits.

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Someone on Tumblr posted this with the hashtag rape

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Oh boy! I wonder what crazy high-jinks Star-Lord has gotten himself into this time!

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>Uncanny Frisbee

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>Pizza my <3
I chuckled a bit. I regret it

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This could have been a cool X-Mini under a better writer

>>86099810
Oh well, off you go then.
Hope the thread lasts for a while, as bad as the book are, I'd like to be able to read it tomorrow.

>>86099875
>this had variants
but why

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>>86099914
>but why
Money

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Are we sure Bendis didn't write this?

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Holy #%&#$...?!

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Oh now we tie it into the event.

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Just kill me now

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At least it was only three issues long.

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OMG! THEY'RE SO QUIRKY JUST LIKE ME! :D :DDDD

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I imagine someone who LOVED Legendary Star-Lord reading this as their second comic series and having their mind blown at how different alt-Kitty is.

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>Ultimate Kitty
It still hurts /co/

>>86099445
How is this relevant to Bendis run. He didn't care for the SW story and he outright hates the last Star-Lord run.

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>>86100307
Because Humphries Star-Lord volume 1 got storytimed already.

>He didn't care for the SW story and he outright hates the last Star-Lord run.
Source on that? I want to believe it.

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Ugggghhhhhh

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Well that's fucking depressing. Also

SYNERGY
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Why was this the page that pissed me off the most?

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>OMG
Remember when everyone made fun of Loeb for using "omigod" in Ultimatum? Such a simplier time back then.

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>Star-Lord cheated on his fiance with an alternate universe version of her
I hope at some point it's revealed Star-Lord is either a Skrull or an alternate universe Peter and the real one is still trapped in the Cancerverse

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Well that sucked.

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I've never actually read this volume so this will be a new experience for me. I'm expecting to rage hard. This is Star-Lord #1-8

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>space shot
Until these threads I never noticed hoe prominent that was

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Oh, it's a completely revamp the character run isn't it?

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#BLM

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Since when?

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This better not be who I think it is. Tell me they didn't do this.

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>I'm totally blowing it
Yes you are Humphries, yes you are

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Oh fuck me they did revamp Yondu! Fuck Marvel!

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Thank you for informing me what a pirate does, I had no idea.

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Kill me, someone please kill me.

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>that statue
kek

take a bump

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I feel like I wouldn't be nearly as mad at this if it were MCU canon. As 616 though this is atrocious retconning that raises far too many questions.

>>86099823
Of course they fucking did.

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>>86101081
Thanks

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>he got his name from a vacuum
Fuck this book

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>Atlas
heh

>>86101144
>we will never see the Master of the Sun again

Who looked as sorta Captain Kirk and thought "what this guy needs is all the charm removed, and a partial lobotomy"?

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>>86101288
I don't think 90% of the people who bought this even know who Master of the Sun is.

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This is bad, not as bad as last volume, but pretty damn bad.

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I'm glad Johnson is at DC now, he's too good for Marvel.

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Gotta have that movie costume

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This artist is wasted on this crap.

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I'm glad we got the behind the mask view, I had no idea how Peter was feeling until now.

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That Thanos statue is legitimately comedy gold

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>We are who we choose to be! Now, choose!

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Now that the origin is over what can you fit in three issues?

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Of course, I should have known!

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OH BOY! MEMES!

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The whole issue better not be split like this.

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Of course it is

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>the banana

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>lol ;)
I'm glad this is ending

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This is the most cliche shit I've ever seen

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Hey everyone! It's that guy from the movies!

>Penultimate Nullifier
This is retarded

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Oh my god, how embarrassing! XDDDD

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Oh goody, more of this guy!

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>that Star-Lord costume
Hey look, DnA

>classic Star-Lord costume
Now that's just mean

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Eeeeewwww

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Holy shit this is dumb

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>Doop
Fuck

>Dirk Anger
FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!!!

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MORE MEMES!

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What the fuck is this comic?

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>>86102458
Thanks

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This is the longest 20 pages of my life

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>Canon reason for why Wolverine quit smoking

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>last issue
FINALLY

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>two variants
Gotta milk it

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>Kitty is a stuck up bitch
WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED?

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>Collector crying again

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SYNERGY
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It's finally over. That was awful. Thanks for reading and thanks to the anon who has been doing everything else.

>>86102976

>>86100297
How did Humphries understand how this event worked, and Bendis just made it so nobody knew anything about battleworld for some reason.

I unironically enjoy Starkat. Mostly because I really like Kitty but don't much care for X-men stuff.

I hope they stay together for a good long time.

The art on this was so good. If only it was on something interesting.

>>86100656
Why the fuck does everything look so Star Treky?

>>86099723
>She wasn't alone.
Bravo

>>86105876
No offense, but I kinda hate you. Kitty Pryde is cancer. Her fans are cancer. The fanboys who write her are cancer, and constantly shove her where she doesn't belong so that she can turn everything she touches to cancer. I don't want her anyone near muh Star-Lord.

>actually calling it Starkat

Ugh. Please jump off a cliff. Preferably soon. You filthy mugga-hugga.


I'm not actually mad but I really do hate the pairing and it can't go away soon enough. It's unbelievably stupid and asinine to tie Quill down to Earth in such a way when the whole point of his character is getting away from Earth.

>>86099823
>Someone on Tumblr posted this with the hashtag rape

I hope that was a joke.

>>86108293
StarKat makes me sick; Huge Metal Russki is superior life-partner for Kittijewess.

>>86100724
That's like punching a unicorn.

>>86102344
Was this supposed to be an intergalactic Ska band?

For someone who hasn't read much cosmic I really dont see any problem with modern cosmic run. The Starlord and Kitty romance just came out of no where with zero development but thats probably it.

>>86102512
Um, wrong page here. How did this even happen?

>>86102910
>I've never been a big deal, like ever!
Weren't you second-in-command of the Resistance against the Annihilation army?

I was about to post that there are people in this world who like the pairing, and like always
this faggot >>86105876 didn't fail to confirm it.
Anyway, starkat was a fabricated hashtag, and wasn't trending at all

>>86112701
4chan hiccup. Happens from time to time

>>86112575
>For someone who hasn't read much cosmic
>I really dont see any problem with modern cosmic run


It's funny, because if you pay attention for long enough, you'll start to notice that these two things are invariably linked together.

Being unfamiliar with good Cosmic seems to be a requirement to enjoy any of this tripe.

Bump..

>>86113989
But look at the filename, it's a Batman comic listed as page 4 of issue 7 of Star-Lord.

>>86114310
Yeah Its kinda sad, I do apologize for my awful part in it. Pretty obvious Marvel doesn't want you old cosmic lovers.

>>86115672
When I had clicked post it was the correct page. Sometimes 4chan "hiccups" and swaps images from other threads with each other and I failed to catch it after I had posted.

I think Kitty Pryde has become unusuble, a completely ruined character, like Bishop, but she didnt even need to kill billions of humans for that.

>>86115743
You don't have to apologize anon, you haven't done anything wrong. You just don't know any better. The fault lies with the writers and editors who don't want to do anything interesting.

>>86108293
>>86110670
>>86113209
Look at all these angry faggots getting mad because a ship is liked. You are cute.

Taking out Humphries shit books, there's nothing wrong with this ship. They're fun together, they have chemistry when written well and now that Humphries is gone, they can actually have interesting scenes together (like the ones on CWII tie in). Once again, I won't deny Humphries is shit. But gladly that's not all there is to it. Shitting on the pairing for what one idiot did is like shitting on Scott/Emma for what Chuck Austen or Matt Fraction wrote. Fucking grow up.

And for the fagot who insists that Peter is tied to Earth by her, I let you know Kitty went to space and stayed there for him. If Quill is gonna keep coming back to Earth, is because he's a A-list movie character. Deal with it.

>>86116771
Lol, look at this angry faggot getting mad because people don't like his favorite ship. You are cute.

Shipping is for faggots. Deal with it.

>>86100246
I'm that guy. This comic makes no sense.S ecret Wars is a stupid plotline. Please continue though, they had to reboot the comic universe somehow.

>>86100522
how can you cheat on death people?

>>86101144
Gumphries ensured his whol Star-Lord run to be ignored now since Bendis and even Abnett (in Guardians 3k) made it a title that gets inheret from Spartax royalty.

Also that one dude who made the Inhumans mini where J'Son appeared as Star-Lord.

>>86116771
>They're fun together

They're really not.

>they have chemistry when written well

They really don't.

>and now that Humphries is gone, they can actually have interesting scenes together

I seriously doubt it. I can't think of any positive effect Kitty has on Quill's character and vice-versa. If the only plus you can come up with is "They're fun and could be funner" then it's probably nothing to write home about.

>Shitting on the pairing for what one idiot did is like shitting on Scott/Emma for what Chuck Austen or Matt Fraction wrote

I don't like the pairing because I think it's stupid and unnecessary from the ground up. Of all the existing characters Quill could have a relationship with why would you pick Kitty fucking Pryde, the woman who exists to be spunky waifu-bait? And that's not even touching on the fact that they could, ya know, bring Ship back, or even create a new character to involve him with instead of forcing an Earth-centric one.

>Fucking grow up

I'm pretty grown friend. I'm really not even mad, I just don't buy books about Kitty Pryde cause I don't like her. Yeah it sucks that she's infected my favorite Marvel character but I like other characters, other books, other publishers, and have plenty of other interests so it's really not even that much of a bother. I only stop in to bitch about Kitty and Quill every once in awhile, such as during SOPs like this.

You're the one throwing a temper tantrum because people don't like your ship bud.

>I let you know Kitty went to space and stayed there for him

Don't care, she's still always gonna be an Earth character first and foremost no matter how long this ship continues. So yeah, it's still tying Quill to earth in one way or another.

>If Quill is gonna keep coming back to Earth, is because he's a A-list movie character

Of course, but Kitty is yet another unfortunate symptom of the problem. Especially when you consider the movie made a point of Peter not caring about Earth.

>>86102429
A waste of money

>>86101327
Master of sun was anice concept. I remember when Gunn said Starlords dad wasnt a spartax in the MCU there were theories it was the master.

Welp now we know its Ego with a human avatar.

>>86116771
Face it, your ship sucks and will go away once Bendis does because he will be taking his waifu.

>>86117166
Ego is a pretty top-tier choice though.

>>86113209
>Anyway, starkat was a fabricated hashtag, and wasn't trending at all

It was sad how Humphries tried tobpush it and only like 4 people were tweeting about it.

No one cares about that ship, not even to go crazy Olicity levels over it.

>>86108293
Kitty can be an interesting character but I agree her fanboys and those who waifu her should stay away from that character since all they would do is Sue her up and try to pair her up with a man (Whedon, Bendis, and Ellis did this).

>>86117014
Look at you ready to respond even when you say you don't care. And with a tantrum of your own making no less.

You don't wanna think Kitty can become a space character, but I bet you were the first to accept Jack Flag with open arms. Such double standard.

And you don't like it because it's unnecessary? If that's the best you can come up to not like something, I don't know how you accepted most of things they did before, like giving Quill a helmet or creating the Elemental guns. After all, both serve absolutely no purposse.

You want to know what positive effect Kitty has on Quill? She pushes him to not give up and continue despite always failing. She inspires him to do the right thing as we can see on the mini of this thread or GotG 6 and plenty other issues. She's also the one he trust the most to help him with his worries and difficult situations like we saw on GotG 11. Of course, you won't care about any of that even though is right there on the comics.

And yes they are fun and have chemistry. If your tantrum is because you ship Quill with Ship, it's easy for you to just say that.

>>86117459
Kek, I'm not throwing a tantrum. I'm not upset, I'm not putting you down for your opinions. I merely explained why I disagree.

Have a nice day sempai~

>>86099898
> Pizza My Heart
> Best Slice anywhere
I mean they're okay, but...come on now...

>>86117459
>being this assmad that people don't like your shitty ship

don't you have a voltron thread to shit up or something?

>>>/tumblr/

>>86101979
> Ditch the overalls
So did the inker just somehow screw up and think Kitty was wearing an apron, or...?

>>86117166
>>86117369
I like to think Gunn did this to shit on Bendis's run

>>86121024