SUPERMAN #6 STORYTIME

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>>86084644
I pray this never stops being the Jon Kent book

Just got done reading this. What a great issue.

I love this book you guys.

>>86084708
This mediocre book is really an art showcase for Gleason, lets him draw cool stuff. Good for him I guess but I'd rather Gleason not waste his talents here. He should be on a wave 2 book or King's Batman.

>>86084804
Go America!

>>86084747
>>86084758
>>86084769
FUCK YEAH. SAVE THE DOG.

Superdad is Best Superman

>>86084809
bitch shut up

>>86084726
>accept that he is a mistake
Jon is a mistake. Chris should have been here. Fuck you Jurgens.

>>86084809
>King's Batman
With how remarkably disappointing that book is, he's actually better off here. Most of the Rebirth books are pretty mediocre so he might as well be on the mediocre Rebirth book that's fun and stars Superman and Superson.

>>86084891
Wasn't Chris at least a teenager if not older in New Krypton?

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The end.
I really liked this arc, it had lots of nice moments.

>>86084674
YOU'RE THE REAL SUPERMAN STORYTIME COME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!

>>86084792
That cape doesn't even fit!

>>86084949
Trade worthy in my book...

>>86084949
Now I feel bad for good old Conner, but oh well I liked this arc and I'm really eager to see the first meeting of Jon with Demian.
Thanks for the storytime OP.

>>86084949
Great storyline, amazing development and finale. A tight storyline with feeling and good writing, and every character could shine.

Fucking nicely done.
I'd buy this trade.

Also, Superdad is BEST Superman.

>>86084868
>key to the city

Damn, it's, it's been a while since I've seen a superhero get one of those.

I'm mostly a marvel fan, but this is great.

If Renew your vows is even a quarter as good as this is I'll be happy.

>>86084949
Why does Batman look like such an angry turd?
For fuck's sake, he's a kid- Superman's kid, not a pair of dirty underwear on the floor.

>>86085042
Supes just broke all his moon shit.

>>86085042
He's pissed at Clark for wrecking his lunar batcave.

>>86084949
>Superman for Shonentards: the arc
Eh, I guess it was readable at least.

>>86084901
Jonathan is sonnu material.

I want to see Supergirl and Powergirl pamper him and see him and embarrass him with Super-Aunt antics.

Aunt Karen is the smothery Aunt that Clark just shrugs and tells Jonathan to "be nice" with. Aunt Kara is the sporty, teenage Aunt that takes him to cool places and makes Clark hold her horses when it comes to spoiling him.

>>86085042
1) "Fucking Clark wrecking all my shit"
2) "Fuck... This kid completely fucks up my Anti-Superman Contingency Plan"

>>86084928
I mean King's Batman is pretty fun too, it's disappointing but it'll get a whole lot better considering first arc was just a setup for Monster Men, Suicide Squad and Psycho Pirate and Gotham Girl. It's not going to get much better here.

>>86085042
Five words: "On a reporter's salary, Clark?"

>>86084941
Nobody remembers that abomination anon. They could've just ignored it if they wanted to bring Chris back but Jurgens is a fucking faggot who is just looking to stroke his own dick.

>>86084891

Chris is shit

>>86085148
>Cool Super-Aunts

I had no idea how badly I wanted this until now...

>>86085171
By the end of literally every other King books' first arc, I was praising it as brilliant. By the end of Batman's first arc, I'm heavily thinking of dropping the book and will probably pass on the trade.

Like, there's some definitely things I like about it and I'd still take it over Snyder's, but it just feels like King is completely phoning it in and the mostly trash art doesn't help.

>>86085201
Jon a generic shit. Chris is interesting.

>>86084818
FUCK YEAH!

>>86084758

>Krypto is safe

I knew it was coming and I'm still grinning

>>86085214
>mostly trash art doesn't help.
This. King's script is brought down by the art so much.

>>86084804
>That fucking cameo

Brings a tear to my eye.

>>86085246
Who?

>>86084868

>A key to the city

God it's good to have real heroes back

>>86085217

Chris is not interesting in any way

>>86084832
"This genie is not going back in the bottle"

Shots fired at Quesada.

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>>86084845
Superbro did it better

>>86084928
Kys funfag.

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>>86085321

>>86085042

Because Batmans a fucking asshole who didn't even go his own sons birthday

>>86084853
D'aww. This warms my heart.

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>>86085338
This run was the best. Fuck you DC.

>>86085358

I miss Superbro. I hope that he won't get shafted when he comes back

>>86085321
>>86085338
>>86085358
Morrison's Action Comics I think had a good balance of the more brash Superman they were trying to spice things up with and the feel good Superman, after his run things got muddled but I feel it was a really solid base.

So glad to have the 3 trades for that.

>>86085358
Superho was trash, and into it he went.

>>86085358
and after that moment, everything went to shit

so FUCK NEW52 SUPERMAN

>>86085207
Can you imagine Christmas morning and Jonathan opens his present from Kara - some cool limited edition baseball bat signed by a retired superstar - and then goes on to Karen's and it turns out to be a tacky-looking jumper two sizes too big that she sewed herself. Jonathan looks at it like he wants to throw it into the trash bin straight away.

He puts it aside and Clark and Lois give him THE LOOKS...

Then Power Girl looks just so heartbroken...

And he puts it on and says he loves it, just to keep his Aunt happy.

>>86085439
Better than the garbage we have now.

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>>86085217
>Chris is interesting.

>>86085358
>>86085573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seVdI6FGjk0

>>86085552
Fuck off, Morrison's run was solid throughout and ended on a very high note. Pak's run was cool. Johns' and Snyder's run had a lot of potential.

this books sucks but looks so awesome and iconic
fuck

>>86085580
>implying he isn't
>implying Jon is better
Jurgenstard please.

>>86084949
he is cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>86085689
chris sucks.

>>86085042

>wwwaaaahhhhh w-why isn't Batman s-smiling? What a meanie!!!!

Superfags lmao

>>86085956
Batman is a cunt,

>>86084832
>"Superman is for everybody"

;_;

>>86085938
>>86085963
Damifag please.

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>this show has been off the air for 10 years

>>86084949
It was nice. As much as I liked Superbro its nice when most of the big heroes are getting fucked around constantly to have Superman back to his classic sensibilities.

>>86084804
>first panel: Moon visible from the Moon
Jesus, I hope it's corrected on the trade.

>>86084818
ugh, could they just, like.......NOT!?!?!?!

>>86086148
Conner sucks.

>>86084809
Shut it.

>>86084686
Wait ! There is lava in the moon ?

>>86084739
Soooo, in the first panel, we see the moon from the moon ?

>>86086187
no, the moon's core is inert, pretty sure ourselves and europa are the only active cores in the system

>>86086187
>Moonquake data suggests that there is lots of liquid magma deep within the Moon because around 30 per cent of the rocks there are thought to be molten - but the surface is peaceful. In the Earth, such bodies of magma tend to move towards the surface leading to volcanic eruptions.

Huh.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2103696/Volcanoes-Moon-Research-shows-lunar-surface-day-lava-flows.html

>>86084818
MUH MERICA HERO !

>>86084809
>This mediocre book Batman:)

>>86086209
>Moonquake
The moon has seismic tremors and a molten core?
This is all taking me by surprise. The moon is completely different than what I thought.

>>86085573
Keep your shit taste to yourself and go read a Marvel book

>>86085679
Squandered potential, and Pak was shite.

>>86085573
Die

>>86086262
>likes this garbage
>accuses someone else of having shit taste
top kek

>>86086272
>>86086262
Post-crisis Supermanfags, everybody. You have John Byrne to thank for creating them.

>>86085679
>Not even I, the hardest of the hardcore Superbro supporter, can unconditionally state that New 52 Superman was good

I mean, at least you're honest.

>>86084792
>leaving his dog on the moon
I'm calling PETA

>>86086262
>H-he doesn't like the mediocre DC book I like
>Marvelfag REEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck off retard.

>>86086266
>>86086304
It was good post crisis retards. Wayyy better than the garbage that came since Busiek/Johns fucked off.

>>86085042
>piece of shit new superman just destroyed my moon base
>as soon as diana leaves, I'm grabbing all my kryptoni-
>*ding dong*
>fuck, did he just bring his son in to say sorry
>how am i supposed to yell at him now
You cant really be angry at the mom who destroyed your computer if she's holding her kid with her.

>>86085023
>Also, Superdad is BEST Superman.

The dad thing it's really a good touch to evolve the character. It's a role that suits him.

>>86085042
>Wish my boy-wonders were superboys

>>86086378
Agreed. I mean, fathers are incredibly important to the character so it makes sense for DC to finally allow him to BE that father character and apply all that bullshit he learned from his dads.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY NU52 KRYPTO LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR DOG WHEN BEFORE HE WAS A GIANT WOLF?

>>86084758
RIP Krypto's cape

Ok then I'm buying the trade. Haven't bought a Superman trade in ages. Feels good to actually want to buy one now.

>>86086383
>implying Joker wouldn't just pull a kryptonite crowbar out of his ass

>>86084726
>>86084708
Fuck your McGuffin, Zack Snyder!

>>86084747
Jesus Christ. Krypto, you scary.

So this is the best Rebirth thing going right now, right?


It's definitely the only one I've enjoyed.

>>86084804
Is the guy with the Mohak the same idiot from hitman ?

>>86086652
White Wally getting pulled back into the Nu52 universe is the Nu version of Superboy Prime punching reality and fucking shit up.

Probably.

>>86086294
>Post-crisis Supermanfags, everybody. You have John Byrne to thank for creating them.
Pussy.

>>86086148
Uber-patriotism is something for comics and such to ooze out from time to time, and Supes is indeed kind of the most iconic for it. At least he doesn't have underwear on the outside anymore.
Given how everyone lost their shit with Cap's "Hail Hydra" thing, this is a nice return to norm I suppose, no sly twists or anything for at least a short while hopefully.

This comic reminds me of Jojo in a strange way


Anyone else?

>>86084949
Jon is about as interesting as dry paint, the writer is trying way too hard to shill him, and I await the day when his book flops so DC can retcon his existence in a mad dash to fix things

>tfw two years from now he is revealed to not really be Superdad's son

>>86085567
I WANT SUPER AUNTS SO BAD NOW IMMA THROW MONEY AT MY SCREEN

Superdad is awesome!| This was one of the best recent Superman arcs! Rebirth at its best!!!

>>86084792
>I've never felt alone
I feel like Gleason and Tomasi are trying to tell us something here....FUCK YOU SNYDER.

>>86084818
Just let him have the damn red trunks DC. It's fucking obvious that artists hate drawing the all blue because they know how it looks like a fucking onesie so they're always shadowing his crotch.

>>86084949
Great fucking arc. So happy we've got real Supes back. I love smiling, happy family man Supes.

>>86084949

So what about Kon-El? Where does he fit in NOW?

And I thought Eradicator was supposed to be a good guy? I remember him being in the Outsiders

>>86086294
>Post-crisis Supermanfags
Oh hey it's THAT guy.

>>86085148
>Super-Aunt antics.

Your cousin's child would make them your second cousin, not nephew

>>86086591
My favorite, so many great ones though.

>>86085174

Like Supes couldnt procure precious metals from other planets

>>86085567

>>just to keep his Aunt happy.

Second Cousin

>>86084868
Kinda sad no one apart from superheroes realize he's not the same superman they had.

>>86086822

He never had underwear on the outside

>>86084818
>that flag
>that pose
Truth justice and the American way baby, my cock couldn't be any harder

>>86085042
1. His best friend new 52 Superman is dead
2. New superman wrecked his batcave

>>86087129
>be not even American
>feel sense of ease/pride seeing Supes standing like that
He's back baby.

>>86086066
ruff ruff and away ; ;
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Jon kinda looks like Hiro from BHS.

>>86084949
I liked this arc a lot but... Conner will always be superboy 4 me

>>86084686
Geez. Lois went full Amanda Conner there for a second.

>>86084915
"Also Bruce, I'm keeping the Hellbat armor. No, that's a lie. Lois wants to keep it. I'm sorry. She isn't, but I'm sorry."

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>>86084949

Now we just need these back and we are all set

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>>86084949
>Bruce's face
>Good lord, not again.

>>86084758
KRYPTOOOOO

>>86084832
>superman is for everyone

I just teared up. FUCK U SNYDER

>>86084949
This arc was cute and comfy and I'll probably buy the trade

>>86084758

Dat's mah Superman. Dat's mah Krypto.

>>86084915

>$10 Billion Dollars to repair

How much money does Batman have? Is he a Trillionaire at this point?

>>86086383
>wish my boy-wonders got to keep their powers

>>86086822
I mean he's just. He's just fixing the flag he knocked over. and yes its a reference to the old pose from the tv show.

Uber's overstating it, I guess I'm saying.

>>86084949
is rebitrh a good place to start reading DC or I won't understand shit?

>>86084644
Great ending. All the haters can go fuck themselves. Love this book, and I can't wait for more Krypto adventures.

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>>86084818

>>86084949
I hope this gets the Quitely Treatment for the collected edition with Gleason going back to do all the issues he didn't do but that's probably just a pipe dream

>>86089016
I'd say it's generally a good place to start. Stuff is generally decent-to-good, and I've been having a fun time

>>86084949
>tfw you know that Batman will start saving up contingency plan Kryptonite stashes for Jon already

>>86084677
Same here. I love it being Superman's "Batman and Robin." Badass Lois is also a treat.

>>86084686
>>86084708
>>86084726
>Sorry, Bruce. I guess I owe you a new secret base on the moon

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>>86084747
>>86084758
>>86084769
>mfw clowns took the bait and really thought they killed off best pup
>mfw how they brought best pup back
I only hope I can be a great enough master to my own little pup to be willing to have her bite me to save her life.

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>>86086959
I love you, anon.

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>>86084809
>mediocre
>>>/out/

>>86084804
That's Bibbo in the last panel, right?

>>86089810
It is, sorry you haven't read enough good Superman comics to differentiate them anon. Start with you Binder and Bates first, that's your homework for today.

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>>86087129
I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO

>>86084663
>Eradicator suit

Oh shit, he's back.

This mean old Kryptonian history is too?

>>86084809
Every fucking thread, give it a rest

WHEN THE FUCK IS SUPER SHOTA COMING OUT GODDAMMIT DC REEEEEE

>>86089873
Sorry you hate the taste of a warm slice of Apple pie, or the reassuring hug of a loved one, anon. That's what this book feels like to me. Don't you have some kino to go fap over somewhere else?

>>86088191
Kek

>>86084809
Good god I hate Batfags.

>>86089940
Sorry but Shonen Jump (bi-)weekly now in colors is not my idea of warm slice of Apple pie. That's literally both Action and Superman are right now. It's good that people enjoy them, they could use some self awareness though.

>>86088949
>>86086822
>>86086148

Really, now, anon.
If you're gonaa make a reference to a visual medium in a another visual medium, it absolutely HAS to be obvious. This is comics. Understatement is for dweebs and Alan Moore.

>>86084747

Don't fuck with Krypto.

>>86084809

Fuck off.

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>>86084915

>>86086894
>Power Girl Marshmallow Huggies
>Jonathan gives his parents a "Help Me" Look.
>Clark and Lois leave him to his suffering

>Jonathan has a crush on Power Girl's friend Huntress
>Karen unintentionally blabs
>Jonathan becomes mortified that this
>Clark is understanding, Lois ROFLs for days.

>Bake Sale at School
>Aunt Karen and Aunt Kara have a pie-off

>>86084818
Man, everything about DC feels like a big double middle finger to Marvel.

Feels good, man. Feels good.

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>>86086197

Reminder: the best thing about Superman is that to all the detractors in this thread, his response would be:

"I'm sorry you feel that way. You are entitled to your opinion, and, while I will not change who I am or what I believe in to please you, I hope we can be friends someday."

Then he would smile, wink, and fly away to help people because it's the right thing to do.

>>86090694
Fuck yeah, Superman.

>>86085573
The comment you replied to was surely bait, but this is just stupid

>>86084792
>Lone

come on editors get your shit together

>>86090694
He's a guy I would gladly share a beer with. But he'd probably say I shouldn't force myself and that we could always just have a toast of cherry sodas.

>>86084853
Bat-Mom ongoing when

>>86084853
>tfw Lois becomes surrogate mother figure for Damien

I need this. I want it more than oxygen.

>>86090882
I would actually love it if the boys try to pull shenanigans on their dads in Super Sons, and Lois is the only one who they listen to.

>>86090904
>Damien puts the "I Am Deadly Boy Assassin With Million Ways To Kill You".
>Lois gives him the Mrs Reyes treatment, taking away his video game privileges and giving Jonathan the bigger slice of apple pie.

>Damien has a week's stay on the Kent's farm, doing farmhouse chores. Thinks it's easy.
>Ends up with the whole farm in disarray and Damien admitting he needs Jonathan's help

>It's Mother's Day
>Damien accidentally calls Lois "Mom".

>>86091080
Sounds a bit more like Martha if I'm honest, but whatevs. I just love the idea of the World's Finest not even being able to account for everything, but Lois being the one that doesn't put up with any of the boys shit, because for Super Sons to be as good as I hope it will be, there best be hijinks, and where there be hijinks, there best be a strong motherly figure chewing out butts when those hijinks go awry.

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>>86090363
It has been so long. No big twist at the end or sinister undertone to make fans gasp and create click bait articles.

Just Superman.

>>86091278
Feels good, right?

>>86087203
that will be solved once Wally manages to get everyone's memories back I guess, supes will still be his best friend... hell Damian and Jon are going to have their own team book, Bats and Supes friendship tracends realities

>>86091278
Not even American and I have a tear in my eye.

>>86086197
I thought they would fix that.

I miss Kon-El, but I'm starting to like the new Superboy.

>>86091278
>create click bait articles.
>Implying they won't find a way
>"Superman using the classic hand on the hip and standing in front of an AMERICAN flag really shows just how out of touch and anti-diversity this book really is"

anyone have download links for previous issues?

>>86087412
this desu

>>86091278
not even American and I smiled the moment he picked up the flag and posed

>>86091424
>"Superman using the classic hand on the hip and standing in front of an AMERICAN flag really shows just how out of touch and anti-diversity this book really is"

Why would they do that? Do you not love your own country?

>>86091673
Because It's provocative and provocative statements get clicks. Thus click bait.

>>86084949

Not a attractive Wonder Woman, uh?

>>86085424
It deserves a Complete Collection or Absolute Edition.

>>86084853
Superdad and Batmom awww yeah

>>86084915
Bruce can afford a $10 billion fix up? What the fuck kind of money does this guy have? Holy shit, moving that kind of money around has to raise questions, no matter how stealthy you are.

>>86090694
Big Blue Boy Scout

Welcome back, Sir.

I wish I was as easily pleased as Superman fans.

>>86093042
Zack pls

>>86084792
Fuck, I love Krypto.

>>86093042
Superfags get absolute shit all the time so whenever they get something even mediocre they think it's the best thing ever. Can't help but feel sorry for these brainwashed autists.

I thought the Hellbat suit poisoned the user and that it was able to fight off against even Darkseid and that it also required training to be able to be used, but here Lois just put its up and uses it better than the guy that was made for.

>>86093181
Who cares about consistency and quality when it's rule of cool.

>>86093156
This. I remember when they were crazy about Pak's run, now they see it as the mediocre mess that it was.

>>86093156
Stay mad, lad.

>>86093181
Did you seriously expect better from this hack?

>>86093181
>>86093211
If you're going to be this bitchy about it, why not make a Bendis thread? Plenty of stuff to whine about there. It's like a paradise for you guys.

>>86093226
I'll stay truthful chum, you're free to perceive it anyway you want to fuel your delusion.

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>>86093156
>>86093217
>>86093042

>They dont' like what i like WAH WAH

>>86084853
>batmom
I keep telling people that superbat is the best ship

>>86089657
Weren't those people baiting? In the very same issue Krypto got ate, they showed how the Eradicators mouth is a portal to the Phantom Zone.

>>86093042
It's a fact that happier people are just easier to please.

>>86093407
There were articles written about how DC killed off Krypto. It was full retard. People took the bait hook, line, and sinker.

>>86093432
>it's a fact that stupid people are easier to please

it's also not a coincidence that stupid people are also the one that usually happier

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>>86093042
>>86093156
>>86093217
>I-it's s-shit f-fuck you guys
Lmao get fucked cuck

We fucking have Superman back. We Hve Wally back. Green arrow and canary are back together. My dick is way too fucking hard

>>86093465
That's a lot of salt anon, who hurt you?

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>>86093465
Cuck please.

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>>86093503
Marvel for not shilling hard enough.

>>86093522
Come on lad, I'm not the one calling people stupid for being happy and enjoying something I don't like.

>>86093563
Neither am I. I'm making fun of the turboautists who show up in every Superman story time to go
>It's shit you guys stop having fun
>Stop it
>STOP IT NOOOOOOWWWWW

>>86086245
The gravity of Earth that makes the moon moves away and approaches the planet can cause an alteration in the satellite causing earthquakes

>>86093608
>can't handle random criticism
>calls other autists

>>86084809
Do not feed the Troll

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>>86093637
>Can't handle people enjoying something I don't
>Better let them now I don't like that every thread
Yep, that's autism sport.

Fuck this shit. When is Superbro coming back? And what happened to direwolf Krypto?

>>86084747
This is too awesome

>>86093499
I hate you with a passion.

>>86093692
Oh fuck off.
When Superbro was alive none of you faggots supported him. Superman story time threads were dead. But now you fags come crawling out going on and on about how big fans you were when Superman was selling 40k. You got what you deserved faggots.

>>86093674
>assumes all negative posts are from the same people in every thread
>not autism

>>86093499
I love you with a passion.

>>86093754
Speak for yourself faggot, I was supporting Superbro.

>>86093778
>Implying
>>86093608
>turboautists
That's the plural form dumbass. Guess we know why you hate this book. You can't fucking read.

>>86093499
Superman never left, they just killed him.

>>86093787
Prove it nigger.

>>86093809
that's ironic considering you are the one that didn't understand my post

hilarious

This auto-cannibalism of superman fans is the real bane of Superman fandom

>>86093674
Yes it's the same 2 posters in every thread. Bravo lad, fantastic deduction skills.

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>>86093852
>You think every negative post is one guy
>No I said its multiple retards
>Y-you just don't g-get it
I accept your admission of defeat.

>>86093838
How can he prove it faggot?

>>86093861
It's DC's own doing. They just can't seem to make Superman work.

>>86093898
Are you retarded? Seriously? You seriously can't figure out a way to prove to me you supported Superbro?

How about posting your fucking collection of books?

>>86093921
Considering Superman's sales now versus what they were I'd say they're doing better now than before.

>>86093897
>are from the same people
>is one guy

let me rephrase it for you since you have problem with the english language

>you assume the same group of persons appear in all these threads and keep posting their negative opinions


people indicates more than one person, please read again keeping this in mind

>>86084832
>Superman is for everybody

I love lines like that

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>>86084818
>Superman is here to stay!

>>86093939
Uhh, original guy here, if you are asking me, I already gave away. And then went digital. But I no longer have the app.

>>86093965
What the fuck are you guys even talking about at this point?

>>86093997
>I love cringy pandering

>>86093961
Give it a while. DC always manages to make the Superman books suck.

>>86093997
But not everyone is for superman if you check this thread

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>>86093965
>The fact that every single Superdad thread has people saying its shit and whining for Superbro is a coincidence

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>>86084832
>Superman is for everybody

>>86094040
Nice company wars bro, but shouldn't you be reading Marvel Nowest?

>>86084853
DC has the best families

Except for Aunt May and Uncle Ben.

>>86084868
I need more Bibbo in my life. Also more heroes receiving the key of the city

>>86094054
>IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME PEOPLE! I SWEAR! IT HAS TO BE!

autism

>>86093961
That's Rebirth boost nigga, it'll be in 40-50k range within a year.

>>86094084
Oh I'm with you there. Marvel books suck. But I'm saying DC always manages to shit on Superman. It happened to Superdad in the 2000, it happened to Superbro with the shitty crossovers and it will happen to Superdad again.

>>86086370
Jon is slowly going to win Bruce over over in Justice League he offered him a cookie too

>>86090363
My Superman is back T_T

>>86084949
>Batman: "Why Superman has a happy and functional family and I own a flock of rebellious misfits?"

>>86087412
Same. I could almost hear the Williams theme. And some of Zimmer's during the fight

>>86094346
Dick and Tim are somewhat stable.

>>86094346
Because Talia was an horrible mother

>>86094376
>manslut unable to keep a stable relationship who always runs away from his responsibilities unless he has no other choice

and I don't know what to say about Tim since he has no character at all

>>86094422
A stable person, not neccesarily flawless

>>86084884

Cute feet

>>86093042
You'd certainly be happier.

>>86084949
Kinda sad we only get the trinity here. Hope some of the Justice League help Jon learn about his powers. Wally 2 vs. Superboy race with Clark and Barry splitting some popcorn level antics.

>>86084949

We have two super shotas but why is there no wonder loli?

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>>86094346
Yeah, Superman has a happy and functional family that's been literally hiding out away from society for the past two years and has only existed for three.

During that time, the wife was kept from having a job, the boy from things like "friends" and "school" and the worlds most renowned superhero was not a hero.

Lois is out of the house now, Clark, you better get ready for some real world action.

>>86094346
You reap what you sow

>>86094733
he literally didn't want any of them, he got stuck with them

especially Damian and Tim

>>86094727
>and the worlds most renowned superhero was not a hero.

Except that world had a Superman already meanwhile this faggot was hiding even when the world was in danger because "lol not my business"

>>86094779
His action still attracted Tim and Talia which in turn borne Damian

>>86094708
Why not just use regular Wonder Woman?

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>>86094779
dick, too
>you don't trust anyone bruce, including me
>maybe it's because I saw your parents die and took you in and gave you a nice home and education and you fucking broke into my secret cave, discovered my secret identity and insisted on following me everywhere you ungrateful piece of shit

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>>86094817
They already did that on E2.

>>86094807
>victim blaming

>>86094855
Porn when?

>>86094841
Why do they write Batman so inconsistent? It's like he is a different person in every book he appears

Also since when he doesn't trust Dick?

>>86094872
>Batman is the victim here
>A billionart het cis white man
I don't know any other buzzwords

>>86094892
>Also since when he doesn't trust Dick?
Dick brings that out every fucking time Batman says so much as "be careful." The guy has a huge hissy fit about it, as if he didn't let Blockbuster get killed, get raped by Tarantula, get mindfucked by Raven, cheat on Starfire and Barbara Gordon, get caught by Owlman and the Parliament of Owls (twice).

>>86094892
>Why do they write Batman so inconsistent? It's like he is a different person in every book he appears
He deals with different issues in every book. You could hardly say he's being written inconsistently there, Nightwing befriended an assassin who actually works for Kobra.

>>86093181
batman used it for hours fighting alone against all of apocalypse. lois had it on for 15 minutes fighting only eradicator with her son

>>86085115

Christ, people like you must have some hard lives.

>>86090074

>Shonen Jump (bi-)weekly now in colors

What does that even MEAN? I don't read moon runes.

>>86084891

Why can't we have all of them? Jon, Kon, Chris. Get them all together.

Shit, Batman has a million fucking proteges and connections, and HE'S supposed to the the loner.

Why can't Superman have his own Krypton posse?

>>86095834
>I want a bloated Super-family just because Batman has one

>>86095856

A handful of people is hardly bloated.

>>86095834

How would you generate a threat? A mob 6 Kryptonians deep is going to stomp anything they go up against, unless it's literally made of Kryptonite.

>>86094727
Kept from having a job? Lois and Clark pretty clearly suggests she was the breadwinner through her writing.

>>86084726
Wonder what it's like hearing your dad say that you're not a mistake

>>86095972
What ever happened to Kryptonite Man anyway?

>>86084928
People prefer this shit over King's Batman? I hope King takes over Superman as well when they solve the stupid continuity and establish Superbro as the Superman

>>86084949
This was just okay, I guess, with a few charming moments. The story was too straight forward and nothing special. They need to do something different for Superman, other than DBZ and family drama.

>>86095834

Nobody deserves Nu52 Kon-El.

>>86094030
Neither cringe not pandering, just a truth about the character and it is satisfying to see it from time to time.

>>86084901
JUST

>>86086197
thats just the moon moon

>>86096487
>They need to do something different for Superman, other than DBZ and family drama.
Such as?

>>86084949
Gleason drawing Wonder Woman when???

>>86084949
ookay fuck im all the way back in arnt I

>>86096958
Such as write a good story.

>>86097259
Soh fahnny

The more I read the more I realize the DC universe and the character relationships are fucked forever.

But I guess people are ok with it as long as they get cheap pandering and inspirational meme quotes.

>>86084644
Not really feeling this cover.

>>86084663
This is an awesome cover.

>>86084677
Inb4shirtpedo

>>86097616
Would you like to provide some instances of evidence to support your general as fuck, otherwise unfounded criticisms?

>>86084747
That is legit the most fucked thing Krypto has ever done.

>>86084804
The flag first.

>>86084758
YES!

>>86097673
I don't have to point other the fact that this Superman is basically a stranger to this world and even if he becomes friend with this Wonder Woman and Batman there will always be the lingering truth that he knew two other versions of these people and had an entire history with them.

It's like if they replaced the trinity with clones and expected us to act as if they are just the same people all together ignoring the ones lost forever. At least the previous Superman had the same reboot start like all the others.

>>86084769
This is a well drawn page.

>>86084804
>moon visible from the moon

>>86096958
Something like Morrison's, Casey's runs or pre crisis Superman stories, rather than a marvelised Superman trying to outpunch a generic bad guy.

>>86084804
Who's the guy in the bowtie?

>>86097787
This desu but as long as its myh Superman full of pandering it doesn't matter. Number of "muh Superman is back" posts in this thread are hilarious considering in terms of characterization he isn't that different from later Pak/Johns stuff. But these retards never really cared about good story and they won't care about it an year from now.

>>86084818
This is a spectacular page.

>>86084832
THIS is an excellent page. WOW!

>>86097787
that's what the book Trinity is going to be about

>>86097849
At least even some of Johns stories were punching people it had the classic feel and Heart into it. Jurgens/Tomasi can't even manage that.

>>86084832
This is arguably one of the best single pages of any DC series since Rebirth.

So when is Jon going to start dying and get kidnapped by Harvest and turned evil? and then fuse with Kon to fight his past eviler self resulting in all superboys fusing into kon.

>>86084853
>Bat-Mom

Over/under on /co/ using this name for Lois Lane from now on?

>>86094054
Probably not. I like both so I'm happy reading the comics.

>>86097977
but like I said it doesn't matter
even when these versions will become superfriends there will still be the past relationships lost forever

>>86097978
Johns wasn't afraid to go full out with stuff like Bizarro world and New Krypton(which should've been netter had Johns continued to write and preside over it)

>>86097787
>So Superman when we were getting fucked by Crime Syndicate and Amazo Virus and Darkseid and Anti-Monitor, where were you and were you doing exactly.
>Well of course I saw the situation and thought to told Lois we need to hide in the bunker.
>....
>I'm not a coward Bruce. T-trust me. So what I turned my back on you when you needed my help, I'm here for you now.

>>86098094
Rebirth is supposed to be about how all iterations of the dcu are ultimately the same, and characters getting their relationships back.

>>86084868
Bibbo is such an underrated character. We need to have a Bibbo storytime on /co/ some time.

>>86098134
He just has to say "Because I trusted you" and people here will cream themselves screaming OMG SUPERMAN IS BACK! SO INSPIRATIONAL!!!

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>>86097634
I like it. Reminds me of pic related.

>>86098115
Yeah, my reference was more towards Last Son where it was a lot of punching but it still had a lot of care put in it, strong characterization and just Johns things like Lex and other villains helping out Superman. Action and Superman are literally punching stuff, catching breath, punching stuff harder and then finishing moves and people get surprised when it gets called out for its DBZ/Shonen tier plot and pacing.

>Classic superman back
>Bibbo
>All the great shit from before

Okay holy shit superman is fucking back.

>>86084901
LOL!

>>86084949
/ss/ with Wonder Woman fucking when

>>86098277
She's had the old bull. Now she want's to try the young calf.

>>86085246
>>86085269
Hacken from Hitman is presumably who he's talking about.

>>86086187
moon is hollow

>>86086591
Some of the others are decent. This is arguably the best overall.

>>86088770
There are irl trillionaires. They aren't on the forbes list because they are work in the financial system so they never get audited so no one knows their exact wealth.

>>86089847
Yep.

>>86089016
Read DC Universe Rebirth #1. It explains everything. Then pick whichever series you want to read and continue from there.

>>86084832
Something to accompany this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78N2SP6JFaI

>>86090534
This, it feels so good to finally have someone with the balls to tell Marvel to fuck off.

>>86091442
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