/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>You will never be able force Lars to watch Ronaldo and Sadie’s sex tape.

>You will never be able to use his email address to tell /tv/ what good movies the MCU are

>You will never be able to tell the police there is a hostage situation at his birthday party

>You will never be able to show Lars his Adoption certificate

>You will never be able get him arrested and sent to a Turkish prison

>You will never be able to post signs around his neighborhood calling him a child molester

>You will never be able use his IP address to download kiddie porn

>You will never be able to lock him in a room filled with hungry, horny rabid dogs

>You will never stalk his social media and spoil every single thing he reads/watches/play just as he starts to enjoy it.

Why is life so cruel?

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Here we go.

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LEAKS HYPE

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>>86068015
Bad Pearl is canon now, yeah.

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>>86068015
ALL I WANNA DO
IS SEE YOU CUM INSIDE
A GIANT WOMAN

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SEXY

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Opel

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Does Pearl secretly want to be cooler?

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yhiffing

>>86068047
post yfw when this is leads to a Pink Diamond flashback

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>>86068015
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon

Here, I'll predict the episode.
>New chick is voiced by Susan Egan
>Pearl becomes obsessed with her.
>Steven gets uncomfortable because Pearl latches on to this chick very quickly, changing her whole personality to match hers.
>Pearl eventually freaks out Rose Lookalike and has a breakdown
>Steven is, yet again, the one that brings her out of her anguish.
>Star wipe to credits.

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Plion

>>86068035
That dude's way too obsessed with Dobson.

>>86068046
she is everything ive ever wanted

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/FREAK/ SQUAD, ASSEMBLE

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>>86068015
no more tears only dreams now.

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Hey /sug/. Just finished the first 5 episodes, you guys wanna hear my thoughts?

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What can you get by spending Pearl Points, /sug/?

>>86068046
where'd she get the jeans and jacket from?

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POST YFW BAD PEARL

>>86068046
>Bad Pearl will never be voiced by Philip Glenister

>>86068116
your mom

Why do I feel like this Rose lady is one of Greg's exes?

>>86068099
Jasperfag*
>>86068108
Sure.

>>86068038
Reminds me of the Warioland 2 fight against the basketball bunny

>>86068119
i wonder who boards that scene, pearl looks hot as fuck

>>86068108
Lmao no.

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>>86068119

>>86068047
>INSIDE

INTO
FUCKING CHRIST M8 IS THIS YOUR FIRST RODEO?

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>>86068119
Pearlfags proving once again they are complete cancer.
You guys do realize she is just wearing a coat right?
The only thing that made "Bad Pearl" a thing was because she was smoking and edgy.
Good luck getting any edge through the PG rating.

>>86068119
>pearl looking remotely attractive

Huh...

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>>86068119

>>86068108
Lmao yes.

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Lappy makes me happy

>>86068047
She looks exactly like Rose...
>exposed midriff as "proof" it's not Rose just in case
>Pearl is essentially the Mayor Dewey to this lesbian as Dewey is to her

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>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who ever questioned that pearl was the best gem

also here's an official bad pearl art dump

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I liked the generic nazi doctor OC.

>>86068160
Rome wasn't built in a day

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>>86068177

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>>86068171

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>>86068015
>she's not a woman of empty threats

BARB ENDGAME???

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>>86068119
Pearl is my secret favorite Gem.

Leakbot needs to step up its game

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>>86068177
*There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have shit taste
FTFY.

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Pearl is best gem.

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>>86068046
>>86068047
>it's a "Pearl makes new friend who's a bad influence on her" episode
Are we seriously doing this? Cause if this means more of the CGs finally interacting with humans, I'm all for it.

YOU BITCHES FOUGHT FOR A THOUSAND YEARS FOR THIS PLANET, SO YOU MAY AS WELL HANG OUT WITH SOME LOCALS. GODDAMN. YES, I MAD. FUCK YOU.

>>86068160
>jojofag calling people cancer
>jojofag having opinions
Lol

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>>86068047
the thirst is real.

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>>86068192

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>>86068015
>Wearing a jacket
>Makes you "bad"
You ain't bad! you ain't nuffin!

>>86068160
this

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>>86068214

>>86068208
More like
>Pearl freaks out a human that looks like Rose and has a emotional breakdown episode.
She's been due for one for awhile.

>>86068198
>greg marries barb and sadie becomes steven's big sister

>>86068015
is that a real promo? Who drew this?

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>>86068232

>>86068208
>finally
Amethyst and Pearl interact with humans pretty often.

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>>86068177
Yes bad Pearl is canon and all but her always being drawn smoking is completely OOC.

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>post yfw Barb furiously raped Greg

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>>86068210
>Using a reaction pic from a show makes you that show's respective fag
>From the Pearlfag
Lol

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>>86068119
Now people will fucking overanalyze crew art EVEN HARDER now that this shit bore fruit.

What are some other things that the crew has drawn that we might see in an episode?
>Halloween costumes
>shippings
>High School AU
>Momswap

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We need more Ruby and Sapphire.

>>86068241
tiffany ford

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>>86068038
Yeah
When jumped on you he would turn you into a ball and dunk you

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>>86068252
>>86068253
Fuck this entire universe.

>>86068252
>>86068253
WHAT THE ACTUAL

>>86068208
Pearl think of humans like pets, I doubt that she would ever have any sort of meaningful emotional connection with them.

>>86068252
>>86068253
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>>86068253
>>86068252

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

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>>86068252
>>86068253

>>86068254
Everyone fully expects a highschool AU episode to happen eventually.

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>he doesn't think Pearl and Amy are best gems
>he's probably a Homeworldfag

>>86068252
>>86068253
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>86068252
>>86068253
HIVEMIND

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>>86068284

>>86068252
>>86068253
not again

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>>86068253
>>86068252
ok I thought this was just me what what the fuck is wrong with my and that other post

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>pearl buys steven alcohol to look cool in front of amethyst

>>86068254
>High School AU episode

High School AU episode
>High School AU episode
High School AU episode
>High School AU episode
High School AU episode

>High School AU episode

>>86068315
That amethyst is fucking terrible.

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Pearlmethyst!

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>>86068252
what the fugg

>>86068295
>>he doesn't think Pearl and Amy are best gems
But I do anon

>>86068313
When two images get posted at roughly the same time their thumbnails look the same.

>>86068047
SHE HAS A TYPE

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Someone leak the episode already my dick literally will not be able to go down until after it airs

>>86068317
>getting predrinks at a donut shop

The HEIGHT of cool

also I like pearl bothered to put and clothes and amy didnt, speaking of where the fuck did she get those clothes

>>86068252
>>86068253
How do you do this?

>>86068354
Yeah
Rose.
Which really isn't healthy.

>>86068047
So Pearl is literally into BIG WOMEN
This is amazing

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>>86068254
>Lapis will actually wear THIS

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Okay /sug/, let's real talk for a second.

>Mystery woman is for ____

>>86068397
tumblr

>>86068379
Maybe this is leading into that self-love and not needing a relationship moral sugar promised us, Pearl relapses into Rose lust

>>86068397
plot twist

>>86068397
nothing until we see more of her

>>86068395
when you save images from deviantart, just use the "donwload" button on the right if there is one

>>86068397
Plot device so Pearl can cry about Rose. Again.

>>86068372
My guess is that Amethyst keeps teasing Pearl for being lame and she puts those clothes on to impress her and show how WICKED COOL she is

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>>86068397
bugg

>>86068397
Watching /sug/ lose their shit after the episode airs.

>>86068397
Terrible decisions.

>>86068062
What Is Sarcasm

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>>86068397
the true fate of Pink Diamond

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>>86068397
Pearl to fuck into oblivion

>>86068397
Pearl to FUCK

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Mates it's been a while since the last update
but if anyone remembers
Pearl wall is totally happening now
After ep airs bad pearl will totally be on there though

>>86068397
jesus she's huge. Or maybe Pearl and Greg are actually average in height.

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>>86068393
This is VERY likely.

I imagine she and Peri will dress up in an episode.

>>86068447
UHH

>>86068448
I think Pearl IRL would be around 5'6" - 5'9"

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>>86068447
I mean, you can continue to waste the ink in your printer for a shit gem but it's your fault when you have to go refill it.

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>>86068434
Not for you anon

Goddamnit Last one out of beach city was a ruse cruise title

No story developments for us

also does anyone have an Attack the Light apk

>>86068397
Fugging in a public space and climaxing together with your tongues down each other's throats.

>>86068478
When your step dad owns a printing business it isn't that big a deal :v

>>86068471
totally

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>>86068397
>Pearl gets her very own (human) Rose
Pottery

>>86068484
Has no one in these threads realized that the episode titles mean jack shit after the twist that was Lion 3?

>>86068397
Punky Not-Rose probably has some connection to the Cool Kids. Like them, she also looks suspiciously like one of the Crystal Gems.

What she's for, is for Pearl to drool over.

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>>86068470
"Sounds cool."

>>86068254
It DOES remind of that one image of Amethyst with Peridot and Vidalia.

I'm telling you this ship will sail! It will!

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So is this THE episode?

>>86068372
amy's outfit looks pretty close to normal people clothes, though
pearl's ballerina shit wouldn't fly

>>86068484
>stealing a game instead of supporting the show
>lorefag tears
Ahahhahahaha
Get fucked faggot
Put the noose around your neck already

>>86068507
Yes.

>>86068507
Probably, since its the first Pearl focused episode in awhile.

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>>86068182
>my king

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>>86068505
This is the worst Lapis i have ever laid eyes on

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>>86068507
She was off by 3 months.

Which should be a good thing because the crew member might legitimately think or know the show would be coming out later then we expect.

>>86068507
>best boarder is drawing Bad Pearl
This triggers the /sug/

>>86068422
i was thinking amy doesn't want to be seen with what appears to be a "lame" friend so she makes pearl change

>>86068507
in less than a year, Zuke got fed up with twitter spam and deleted her public twitter.

I feel kinda sad.

>>86068513
>implying i'm stealing
>implying i didn't just switch from iOS to android and I don't wanna pay twice for the same game

>>86068507
>gets to draw some really cool pearls
and here I thought it meant Pearl revolution on Homeworld.

>>86068505
Lapis's hair is getting messier and messier as the series progresses.

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>>86068532
>thanks, Zuke!

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>>86068492
Your step-dad must weep over having to help worsen your autism just so he can keep fucking your mum.

>>86068484
the game is $4 dude, and you know it's worth it

>>86068534
it's not like they have control as to when the episodes are set to air by CN.

Generally, what they're working on right now will be finished in about a year.

>>86068506
>one of the least crew-drawn ships
Fellow amedotfag that logic is no good. We're looking at public crew art for possible future ep material, not one-off deleted stuff

>>86068567
see >>86068553
I already paid for it I just dont wanna have to buy it again cuz i switched to android

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Ok, at least two said yes, so here we go.

>Gem Glow

Already digging the character designs and the artwork. The music is pretty interesting as well and I love the concept of gemstone characters. I dont know anything about the story but i do know there are other gems so im pretty stoked for that. Already hoping for an Alexandrite at some point. Cookie Cat is a cute little thing.

>Laser Light Cannon

Gives us a bit more clarity into the the characters and very nice chance to see some of Beach City. Also, we meet Steven's dad. At first he seemed like a bit of a deadbeat, but it seems like he's actually a great dad. I loved the subversion with his old cds and how Steven loved it and he was embarrassed instead of the other way around. Amethyst is my favorite gem so far. I'm guessing Garnet is kind of like the leader, while Pearl is a strategist or something. The effects on the light cannon were beautiful. I really want to know more about the Red Eye and what all this stuff the gems are dealing with are.

>Cheeseburger Backpack

This episode is definitely the funniest so far. The dialogue is surprisingly witty and charming and I'm starting to like Steven more and more. He's an immature kid, but he's not a brat or looking for attention, he's just himself. The Lunar Sea Spire is an interesting concept in and of itself, though it seems like it'll be a one off thing. I'm wondering where the other gems are, as it's stated to be his "heritage" by Pearl. Amethyst still best gem, whip is awesome. Some of the art earlier in the episode was noticeably off model, but I can forgive it.

>Together Breakfast

Interesting look at the Temple rooms and stuff, with some nice Steven humor. I'm getting the feeling that Garnet is the most powerful of the Gems, or maybe that's already been confirmed, I can't recall. Not the best episode, but it was entertaining enough. Also, has anyone tried that waffle breakfast? Would it actually taste good?

>Frybo

Holy shit.

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>>86068566
Nah
baka dude

but damn they're a bit big

Can't wait to put bad Pearl on there

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>Bad Pearl is canon

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My heart will hurt if we never see this big rose-looking girl again.
It's about time Pearl gets a human friend/counterpart/fuckbuddy/whatever

>>86068563
She's amassing her sex hair because she knows she can't woo Steven without it.

>>86068601
>Frybo
>Holy shit
You think that was fucked up wait until Cat Fingers.

>>86068601
>already hoping for an Alexandrite

not to spoil anything but you're gonna be quite pleased

How did bad pearl come about?

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>>86068615
You guys aren't legitimately hoping for a OOC Pearl where she's swearing her ass off and smoking like ow the edge are ya?

She'll just be in a coat.
That's all.

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>>86068616
I'm happy Pearl is finally going to get a companion.

>>86068641
Zuke had an idea.

>>86068616
Anon, you and I both know she's just a plot device for Pearl's emotional issues.

>>86068601
>has anyone tried that waffle breakfast

Yes, actually, I had it last year for my birthday. It's fucking delicious and i recommend you try it

>>86068593
You know, there's gotta be reason it was deleted though. And the reason that it's in fact the least-drawn ship among the crew.

>>86068601
>Amethyst is my favorite gem so far

yes, good
stay on the path

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>>86068015
>theme song for this edition of /sug/

https://youtu.be/251zlGliwOQ

>>86068652
I'm liking Zuke and his ideas

So here's my theory
>Pearl used to be a rocker back in the 80s-90s
>its why she has the jeans and jacket
>big pink girl was a huge fan of hers and was inspired to start a band because of her
>fangirls super hard

>>86068655
Pearl's emotional issues make great episodes though

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>>86068601
>cheeseburger shitpack
it wasn't the funniest episode, it was the most ugly, obnoxious, and stupid episode.

>>86068674
>his

>>86068662
There's an enormous number of ships the crew hasn't touched tho

>>86068601
this is cute. are you new to this board, or even 4chan? most anons find steven pretty annoying at the beginning but improve their shit taste once they get deeper into the season, but if you already like it then i can only see you loving what's to come

now get out before you get spoiled

>>86068674
That's awful man. I hope you get well soon.

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Admit that Pearl looks hot as fuck in that jacket.

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>>86068612
Pearl is never going to be real anon

>>86068652
No SUGAR had an idea. Sugar drew the first sketches of that really early on.

>>86068252
>>86068253
Big cute for best gem

>>86068655
>not wanting to see Pearl cry

Callback to We Need to Talk?

>*I* can sing!

>>86068682
I done fucked up
I triggered tumblr

>86068693
Implying she isn't always hot as fuck

>86068694
well rip

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>>86068645
Fuck yes I hope for that.

>>86068693
I don't know, the weather does look moderately chilly so I don't see why she'd be that hot.

>>86068655
Even if it is, it'll probably be an episode where she solves her emotional issues over Rose. I

>>86068678
>Pearl
>In a rock band.
Anon, you and I both know that's not gonna happen.
>>86068679
Oh I agree, I'm just fully expecting this one to follow the same formula as each of those ones.
>M-muh Rose!
Space Race was the only one that didn't have that as a reason for her breakdown.

>>86068680
>lorefags this triggered
>hating Steven's first official mission
Kill
Your
Self

>>86068601
pearl dies in episode 16
you're welcome

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It seems that the new pokemon characters works for Yellow D

>yellow diamond on its boots

>>86068678
> Doesn't like rock music

>>86068696
This ep must've either been in the works for a while or been held back to a later time.

>>86068726
Rose was in the back of her mind, believe it

>>86068397
Her to suck dick. She craves it

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>>86068693
>implying she wasn't always attractive

>>86068734
If Pearl died I'll be so done

>>86068658
did you share it with friends sharpie anon? a together breakfast is meant to be enjoyed together

>>86068736
>thicc

>>86068601
Love reading your impressions. Post more when you watch more please!

Keep your mindset and it will be lots of fun!

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What if Pearl gets to sing a rock song?

>>86068723
>Pearl
>Solving any of her own issues.

>>86068709
how do you do it right for the first one and then fuck up the next two

>>86068744
This guy knows whats good

>>86068744
she's cute, like a puppy. Doesn't mean I want to fuck a puppy

>>86068674
>>86068709
>>86068682
>his

>not zxim/tzxiyr/z'yyir

Uhm wow okay uh its L I T E R A L L Y C U R R E N T Y E A R

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>>86068727
You're right anon, this episode was perfectly acceptable.

>>86068601
>>Frybo

>>Holy shit.

Yeah that sounds about right.

>>86068777
She's cute like 'I wanna fuck that' cute.

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>>86068749
>friends

>>86068748
don't listen to that anon they're just trolling

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>>86068736
>tfw haven't been on /vp/
>inb4 this bitch is the champion

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Fucking hell haven't been this excited for an episode in a while.

>>86068773
Idk first time I've been back on 4chan in a bit

>>86068778
It's literally

import datetime
datetime.datetime.now().year

>>86068684
Oh come on mister party pooper, conspiracies are fun! what are you, a Pearl?

This episode looks like shit but the waifu faggots of /sug/ will like it because Pearl is wearing a jacket

>>86068780
>crying baby noises

>>86068397
Bet it has a dick

>>86068616
>>86068616
You know we can write lewd fics, she teach Pearl to suck reader/anon dick or get fugg good.

>>86068333
Oh God yes. I want that.

>>86068792
I'm not the guy watching it right now

I'm the pearl wall guy

>>86068810
P E A R L

>>86068808
The 'deleted' part is interesting I'll give you that

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>>86068810
>Pearl getting a girlfriend is boring

>>86068795
She's like 2nd in command for the new team rocket

>>86068810
But how is that possible? /sug/ hates literally everything.

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>>86068601
>>Frybo
>Holy shit.
Oh child, you know nothing. That's fucking tame compared to what's coming.

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>>86068800
Hopefully Pearl finally gets over Rose in this one, since that's what literally drives her apparently, the memory of Rose, instead of.. You know, protecting Rose's reincarnation right there.

>>86068819
Link the Pearl x Reader pls

>>86068684
LAPEARL WHEN

>>86068810
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISN'T /MY/ WAIFU IN THIS
or
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISN'T SOMEONE FUCKING /DYING/ IN THIS
Eiether way fuck off. Episode looks good.

>>86068810
will pearlfags be able to take back the throne of "the worst" from lapisfags?
it's so exciting

>>86068835
>Implying the Rose 2.0 won't find Pearl creepy after interacting with her for 2 minutes.

>>86068835
The shipping antis on tumblr are going to hate on Pewey and Preg in overdrive

>>86068853
What looks good about it? Besides Pearl wearing a new jacket.

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>>86068843
>implying Pearl doesnt love Steven

>>86068836
>new team rocket
You mean Team Skull?

Nevermind, I'm checking on /vp/

>>86068678
I see your theory and raise my own
>Amethyst convinces Pearl to "loosen up"
>They decide to go out and have some Amethyst Style Fun
>They bring Steven along because hes the star of the show
>Pearl lusts over a huge Roselike human
>They hang out a bit
>Rosesque comes out in favor of a totalitarian imperial matriarchy ruled by four immortal wizards in space
>Pearl stabs her
And then the Pearl in Prison arc begins

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>>86068601
Is this bait because if you're on /sug/ you probably know all of the twists by now

>>86068860
>Implying there's only one worstfag
>Implying everyone except Garnet and Amyfags aren't fucking insane cringelords

>>86068866
>Pearl is lesbian Dewey

>>86068601
>Frybo
>Holy shit
Just wait dear, sweet child

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The point of Mr. Greg is that Pearl is finally over muh Rose. Why bring in a human that looks EXACTLY like Rose?

>>86068860
Jasperfags*
According to the strawpoll done recently more people find jasperfags annoying than lapisfags followed by tumblr posters. Don't bother trying to argue with it.

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>>86068892

>Pearl wears a jacket
what is Amy wearing?

>>86068015
Is this a two-part episode?

Why is there so much time spent in a car?

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anybody else have an issue that the 2min preview is not fucking opening at all?

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>>86068871
She should probably learn to let go of Rose then otherwise she'll keep putting Steven in more retarded situations because of "muh thirst"

Pearl, Steven, and Amethyst trio episodes are always comfy as fuck
>Secret team
>Steven vs. Amethyst
>Now this one

>>86068906
Because Pearl is pathetic and doesn't love herself

>>86068795
GO TO /VP/ NOW
>New pokemon frankenstein
>New type of beings that are not pokemon
>Time is different in both version

>>86068910
c e r t i f i e d m e m

>>86068906
Because muh Rose is literally Pearl's entire personality

>>86068906
...Maybe it's to show just how much she's already over Rose? I mean, one can dream can't they?

>>86068849
I haven't written it. I want her pull pearls head up. to whisper lewds thing as pearl taking it deep.

Then part 2 Pearl rapes them both

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>>86068889
>not training and conditioning yourself to only read nonspoiler posts

>>86068871
>implying Pearl isn't plotting to kill Steven so Rose can regenerate

>>86068911
A strap on

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>>86068835
>implying Pearl and Punk Not-Rose are going to be anything but friends
Anon, pls. You've been watching the show, right? Pearl ain't tapping that because that has a vague chance of making her happy. Nobody is allowed to be happy without a nice big dose of suffering first.

>>86068917
Works on my end.

>>86068906
No, the point was for Pearl to finally get over her issues with Greg. Her Rose obsession is still there and strong.

>>86068836
>>86068874
>>86068928

She's with the "Aether Foundation." So far, they don't seem bad. It does seem they bring forth at least one of the new "Ultra Beasts." The Ultra Beasts seem like they're based on Lovecraft.

I'm naming my UB-01 "Ulyaoth."

>>86068906
She looks more like Jasper to me

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Is there still hope for Rainbow Quartz?

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another day then steven


*bimp*

>>86068932
I'm not entirely sure what I just read but I'll have a read, seems like you have something planned though, oooh

>>86068906
it hasnt even aired yet shut up

>>86068119
The best part is, she's still a sperg

>hey girl, how many horses that bike got
>Well sir, first of all, this is not a bike, it is a motorcycle, and before I answer your question I must know if you are referring to crank horsepower or wheel horsepower because they are completely different figures. Furthermore, I must inform you of the nature of this particular vehicle before answering your question as to avoid surprising your primitive information processing unit. This paper I am producing from my gem is a comprehensive list of modifications, a complete service record, and bike specifications. I dare not waste any more of my time talking to you, human, so I will leave this copy for you to study. I think you could learn a thing or two. Your motorcycle looks dreadfully slow. Tata.

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> Chick is going to be an artist of some kind liked by Amethyst and Steven. Singer?
> Artist thinks Pearl is cool
> Steven and Amethyst use Pearl as bait for, what, tickets to a sold out show or something?
> Artist is turned off by new Pearl
> Pearl throws off the jacket and comes clean on the scheme
> Artist respects Pearl's honesty. Invites Pearl to show
> Steven and Amethyst don't get to go; smug Pearl rubs it in
Lesson: Let people like you for who you are, not who you think they want you to be.
Also don't scam people.

>>86068946
it either straigh-up 'can't access the site', or i'm getting the player but no video in it

>>86068906
She spent over 5000 years with this person, and you expect her to magically get over it in 14?

>>86068917
for me it was just buffering ridiculously slowly so I just gave up. The leak or the episode proper is going to be here soon enough.

>>86068928
>>86068952
I can check it out later. They're all fawning over some cyborg Elesa-wannabe right now.

>>86068870
>more human gem interaction
>amethyst pearl and Steven going to a fucking concert
>actual rock band doing a guest appearance
Anyone who isn't a bitter lorefag who needs someone to die or the earth to be in imminent danger to enjoy the show can see that this is going to be a decent episode. Kindly fuck off.
Not a waifufag btw
But antiwaifu fags and lorefags are just as if not more annoying than waifufags.

>>86068906
she has a thing for pink hair

inb4 dewey dyes his hair pink and poofs up his combover

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>>86068954
Nigga what

>>86068977
Episode preview shows that Amy already has tickets to the concert.

>>86068993
she like em big

>>86068958
Very tiny? There's probably not gonna be enough time to introduce her.

future boy zoltron was cute, but mr frowney should've been in the episode sooner

>>86068990
The leader of Aether Foundation

>>86068991
Why is human to gem interaction one of your highlights.
I mean i can't judge this episode yet besides maybe the chance of it just turning into "muh rose" again, but human to gem interaction ain't really much.

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>>86068993
Of course they can't make Pearl at least bi, otherwise tumblr would lose their shit.

>>86069023
>dewey goes to the gym

>>86068979
Here's a mirror.

https://my.mixtape.moe/lwvuug.mp4

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>>86068601
I'll try to post these every day around 4:00 EST! Thanks for all the positive responses!

>>86068952
I Think they are the true villains..
MY BOY GUZMA ISN´T THAT EVIL

>>86069036
And how your character can wear sandals

>>86069012
Only opened one of the leak pics. Pearl gets dragged to a show because she's the only one who can drive and is made to dress up.

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>>86069064
Oh HELL No.

>>86069040
I would be more than fine if they did
Actually I'd probably die

>>86069064
good work mate
Although watch out for spoilers THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

>>86068991
>Amy and Pearl interacting with one-shot nobody characters
>some literally who musician making a guest appearance

Meh

>>86068678
>Pearl used to be a rocker back in the 80s-90s
I posted about it in the old thread.

I think that, maybe, after rose and greg started dating, pearl got salty since couldn't orbit rose 24/7 as she did in the past, and among other thing :^) . Since pearl think of humans as little more than pets, she must have though that rose liked greg because of music so she joined a band. When she realized that rose liked greg for the murdercock she left the band.

>>86069076
how come Greg didn't drive them?
is he meeting them there?

>>86069038
Because there is nowhere near enough of it considering the gems have lived on earth for longer than any living humans. The townies literally grew up knowing the gems and yet they barely interact. So you're god damn right I want to see more gem/human interaction.

>>86068107
I want this one to be real because it seems to follow the Steven-gem fusion rules

>>86069040
You mean they can't make pearl like anyone that doesn't remind her of rose because being thirsty for their chosen master is 100% of their character as a fucking pearl

Also pearl is androgynous enough to pass for a dude, so it's gay no matter who it's with.

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>>86069059
thank you based anon

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>>86068252
GET YOUR JEW MAGIC OUT OF THIS BOARD

>last one out from beach city
>expected: citizens actually abandoning the city
>got: MUH FEELINGS
Who's ready for another filler?

Whichever one of you predicted last week that this would be about Poil falling in love with some Rose lookalike musician, good work.

>>86068906
The point was that she was over hating Greg.

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>>86069070
>tfw I'll never see Lappy in MY BOY'S outfit

>>86069099
Couldn't go. He's busy. Already out of town getting carwash brushes? Some plot-aiding triviality.

>>86068047
Pearl is Greg's height, isn't she? So is this chick Gwendoline Christie tier huge?

>>86069133
LOREFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>86069102
no anon, it doesn't. it's aesthetically pleasing. that breaks steven/gem fusion rule #0.

>>86069133
XD

>last filler out of beach shitty
I had literally no expectations and I'm still disappointed

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>>86068468

>>86069133
I don't care aa long as it's entertaining and not like Sadie's song or Zoltron

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>it's a Pearl gets her own big lady episode

>>86069155
She big

>mayor dewey buys paltform shoes

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>>86068998
I like to think Rose wanted Greg and Pearl to get along better so she could convince them to make out.

>B-but, muh pure Rose!
Normally, I would avoid that kind of thinking, but I dunno, Rose was probably a FUH-REAK.

>>86069171
>>86069133
Maybe spend your lives doing something else?