BAD PEARLEDITION
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>LAST ONE OUT OF BEACH CITY LEAKS
Two-Minute Preview: https://sugoi.vidyagam.es/qt/hWvtfsT.mp4
Pictures: http://pastebin.com/v3AUxWyP
>Future Boy Zoltron:
Download: https://mega.nz/#F!aFVwTBxB!GKeouMwlFlHUwTAGix6R-w
>NEXT EPISODE (airs Thursday):
Last One Out of Beach City (September 8th, 2016): "Steven, Pearl and Amethyst attend a rock show."
Onion's Gang (September 15th, 2016): "Steven finds out about Onion's secret friends."
EPISODES:
>Episode downloads
720p (plus comics and soundtracks): https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p (fixed): https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
HERE BE SPOILERS:
(Don't be a clod, mark and hide your spoilers accordingly!)
>2 minute clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
OFFICIAL SITES:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
MISCELLANEOUS:
>SDCC SU Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Show Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>You will never be able force Lars to watch Ronaldo and Sadie’s sex tape.
>You will never be able to use his email address to tell /tv/ what good movies the MCU are
>You will never be able to tell the police there is a hostage situation at his birthday party
>You will never be able to show Lars his Adoption certificate
>You will never be able get him arrested and sent to a Turkish prison
>You will never be able to post signs around his neighborhood calling him a child molester
>You will never be able use his IP address to download kiddie porn
>You will never be able to lock him in a room filled with hungry, horny rabid dogs
>You will never stalk his social media and spoil every single thing he reads/watches/play just as he starts to enjoy it.
Why is life so cruel?
Here we go.
LEAKS HYPE
>>86068015
Bad Pearl is canon now, yeah.
>>86068015
ALL I WANNA DO
IS SEE YOU CUM INSIDE
A GIANT WOMAN
SEXY
Opel
Does Pearl secretly want to be cooler?
yhiffing
>>86068047
post yfw when this is leads to a Pink Diamond flashback
>>86068015
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Here, I'll predict the episode.
>New chick is voiced by Susan Egan
>Pearl becomes obsessed with her.
>Steven gets uncomfortable because Pearl latches on to this chick very quickly, changing her whole personality to match hers.
>Pearl eventually freaks out Rose Lookalike and has a breakdown
>Steven is, yet again, the one that brings her out of her anguish.
>Star wipe to credits.
Plion
>>86068035
That dude's way too obsessed with Dobson.
>>86068046
she is everything ive ever wanted
/FREAK/ SQUAD, ASSEMBLE
>>86068015
no more tears only dreams now.
Hey /sug/. Just finished the first 5 episodes, you guys wanna hear my thoughts?
What can you get by spending Pearl Points, /sug/?
>>86068046
where'd she get the jeans and jacket from?
POST YFW BAD PEARL
>>86068046
>Bad Pearl will never be voiced byPhilip Glenister
>>86068116
your mom
Why do I feel like this Rose lady is one of Greg's exes?
>>86068099
Jasperfag*
>>86068108
Sure.
>>86068038
Reminds me of the Warioland 2 fight against the basketball bunny
>>86068119
i wonder who boards that scene, pearl looks hot as fuck
>>86068108
Lmao no.
>>86068119
>>86068047
>INSIDE
INTO
FUCKING CHRIST M8 IS THIS YOUR FIRST RODEO?
>>86068119
Pearlfags proving once again they are complete cancer.
You guys do realize she is just wearing a coat right?
The only thing that made "Bad Pearl" a thing was because she was smoking and edgy.
Good luck getting any edge through the PG rating.
>>86068119
>pearl looking remotely attractive
Huh...
>>86068119
>>86068108
Lmao yes.
Lappy makes me happy
>>86068047
She looks exactly like Rose...
>exposed midriff as "proof" it's not Rose just in case
>Pearl is essentially the Mayor Dewey to this lesbian as Dewey is to her
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who ever questioned that pearl was the best gem
also here's an official bad pearl art dump
I liked the generic nazi doctor OC.
>>86068160
Rome wasn't built in a day
>>86068177
>>86068171
>>86068015
>she's not a woman of empty threats
BARB ENDGAME???
>>86068119
Pearl is my secret favorite Gem.
Leakbot needs to step up its game
>>86068177
*There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who have shit taste
FTFY.
Pearl is best gem.
>>86068046
>>86068047
>it's a "Pearl makes new friend who's a bad influence on her" episode
Are we seriously doing this? Cause if this means more of the CGs finally interacting with humans, I'm all for it.
YOU BITCHES FOUGHT FOR A THOUSAND YEARS FOR THIS PLANET, SO YOU MAY AS WELL HANG OUT WITH SOME LOCALS. GODDAMN. YES, I MAD. FUCK YOU.
>>86068160
>jojofag calling people cancer
>jojofag having opinions
Lol
>>86068047
the thirst is real.
>>86068192
>>86068015
>Wearing a jacket
>Makes you "bad"
You ain't bad! you ain't nuffin!
>>86068160
this
>>86068214
>>86068208
More like
>Pearl freaks out a human that looks like Rose and has a emotional breakdown episode.
She's been due for one for awhile.
>>86068198
>greg marries barb and sadie becomes steven's big sister
>>86068015
is that a real promo? Who drew this?
>>86068232
>>86068208
>finally
Amethyst and Pearl interact with humans pretty often.
>>86068177
Yes bad Pearl is canon and all but her always being drawn smoking is completely OOC.
>post yfw Barb furiously raped Greg
>>86068210
>Using a reaction pic from a show makes you that show's respective fag
>From the Pearlfag
Lol
>>86068119
Now people will fucking overanalyze crew art EVEN HARDER now that this shit bore fruit.
What are some other things that the crew has drawn that we might see in an episode?
>Halloween costumes
>shippings
>High School AU
>Momswap
We need more Ruby and Sapphire.
>>86068241
tiffany ford
>>86068038
Yeah
When jumped on you he would turn you into a ball and dunk you
>>86068252
>>86068253
Fuck this entire universe.
>>86068252
>>86068253
WHAT THE ACTUAL
>>86068208
Pearl think of humans like pets, I doubt that she would ever have any sort of meaningful emotional connection with them.
>>86068252
>>86068253
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>86068253
>>86068252
The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.
>>86068252
>>86068253
>>86068254
Everyone fully expects a highschool AU episode to happen eventually.
>he doesn't think Pearl and Amy are best gems
>he's probably a Homeworldfag
>>86068252
>>86068253
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>86068252
>>86068253
HIVEMIND
>>86068284
>>86068252
>>86068253
not again
>>86068253
>>86068252
ok I thought this was just me what what the fuck is wrong with my and that other post
>pearl buys steven alcohol to look cool in front of amethyst
>>86068254
>High School AU episode
High School AU episode
>High School AU episode
High School AU episode
>High School AU episode
High School AU episode
>High School AU episode
>>86068315
That amethyst is fucking terrible.
Pearlmethyst!
>>86068252
what the fugg
>>86068295
>>he doesn't think Pearl and Amy are best gems
But I do anon
>>86068313
When two images get posted at roughly the same time their thumbnails look the same.
>>86068047
SHE HAS A TYPE
Someone leak the episode already my dick literally will not be able to go down until after it airs
>>86068317
>getting predrinks at a donut shop
The HEIGHT of cool
also I like pearl bothered to put and clothes and amy didnt, speaking of where the fuck did she get those clothes
>>86068252
>>86068253
How do you do this?
>>86068354
Yeah
Rose.
Which really isn't healthy.
>>86068047
So Pearl is literally into BIG WOMEN
This is amazing
>>86068254
>Lapis will actually wear THIS
Okay /sug/, let's real talk for a second.
>Mystery woman is for ____
>>86068397
tumblr
>>86068379
Maybe this is leading into that self-love and not needing a relationship moral sugar promised us, Pearl relapses into Rose lust
>>86068397
plot twist
>>86068397
nothing until we see more of her
>>86068395
when you save images from deviantart, just use the "donwload" button on the right if there is one
>>86068397
Plot device so Pearl can cry about Rose. Again.
>>86068372
My guess is that Amethyst keeps teasing Pearl for being lame and she puts those clothes on to impress her and show how WICKED COOL she is
>>86068397
bugg
>>86068397
Watching /sug/ lose their shit after the episode airs.
>>86068397
Terrible decisions.
>>86068062
What Is Sarcasm
>>86068397
the true fate of Pink Diamond
>>86068397
Pearl to fuck into oblivion
>>86068397
Pearl to FUCK
Mates it's been a while since the last update
but if anyone remembers
Pearl wall is totally happening now
After ep airs bad pearl will totally be on there though
>>86068397
jesus she's huge. Or maybe Pearl and Greg are actually average in height.
>>86068393
This is VERY likely.
I imagine she and Peri will dress up in an episode.
>>86068447
UHH
>>86068448
I think Pearl IRL would be around 5'6" - 5'9"
>>86068447
I mean, you can continue to waste the ink in your printer for a shit gem but it's your fault when you have to go refill it.
>>86068434
Not for you anon
Goddamnit Last one out of beach city was a ruse cruise title
No story developments for us
also does anyone have an Attack the Light apk
>>86068397
Fugging in a public space and climaxing together with your tongues down each other's throats.
>>86068478
When your step dad owns a printing business it isn't that big a deal :v
>>86068471
totally
>>86068397
>Pearl gets her very own (human) Rose
Pottery
>>86068484
Has no one in these threads realized that the episode titles mean jack shit after the twist that was Lion 3?
>>86068397
Punky Not-Rose probably has some connection to the Cool Kids. Like them, she also looks suspiciously like one of the Crystal Gems.
What she's for, is for Pearl to drool over.
>>86068470
"Sounds cool."
>>86068254
It DOES remind of that one image of Amethyst with Peridot and Vidalia.
I'm telling you this ship will sail! It will!
So is this THE episode?
>>86068372
amy's outfit looks pretty close to normal people clothes, though
pearl's ballerina shit wouldn't fly
>>86068484
>stealing a game instead of supporting the show
>lorefag tears
Ahahhahahaha
Get fucked faggot
Put the noose around your neck already
>>86068507
Yes.
>>86068507
Probably, since its the first Pearl focused episode in awhile.
>>86068182
>my king
>>86068505
This is the worst Lapis i have ever laid eyes on
>>86068507
She was off by 3 months.
Which should be a good thing because the crew member might legitimately think or know the show would be coming out later then we expect.
>>86068507
>best boarder is drawing Bad Pearl
This triggers the /sug/
>>86068422
i was thinking amy doesn't want to be seen with what appears to be a "lame" friend so she makes pearl change
>>86068507
in less than a year, Zuke got fed up with twitter spam and deleted her public twitter.
I feel kinda sad.
>>86068513
>implying i'm stealing
>implying i didn't just switch from iOS to android and I don't wanna pay twice for the same game
>>86068507
>gets to draw some really cool pearls
and here I thought it meant Pearl revolution on Homeworld.
>>86068505
Lapis's hair is getting messier and messier as the series progresses.
>>86068532
>thanks, Zuke!
>>86068492
Your step-dad must weep over having to help worsen your autism just so he can keep fucking your mum.
>>86068484
the game is $4 dude, and you know it's worth it
>>86068534
it's not like they have control as to when the episodes are set to air by CN.
Generally, what they're working on right now will be finished in about a year.
>>86068506
>one of the least crew-drawn ships
Fellow amedotfag that logic is no good. We're looking at public crew art for possible future ep material, not one-off deleted stuff
>>86068567
see >>86068553
I already paid for it I just dont wanna have to buy it again cuz i switched to android
Ok, at least two said yes, so here we go.
>Gem Glow
Already digging the character designs and the artwork. The music is pretty interesting as well and I love the concept of gemstone characters. I dont know anything about the story but i do know there are other gems so im pretty stoked for that. Already hoping for an Alexandrite at some point. Cookie Cat is a cute little thing.
>Laser Light Cannon
Gives us a bit more clarity into the the characters and very nice chance to see some of Beach City. Also, we meet Steven's dad. At first he seemed like a bit of a deadbeat, but it seems like he's actually a great dad. I loved the subversion with his old cds and how Steven loved it and he was embarrassed instead of the other way around. Amethyst is my favorite gem so far. I'm guessing Garnet is kind of like the leader, while Pearl is a strategist or something. The effects on the light cannon were beautiful. I really want to know more about the Red Eye and what all this stuff the gems are dealing with are.
>Cheeseburger Backpack
This episode is definitely the funniest so far. The dialogue is surprisingly witty and charming and I'm starting to like Steven more and more. He's an immature kid, but he's not a brat or looking for attention, he's just himself. The Lunar Sea Spire is an interesting concept in and of itself, though it seems like it'll be a one off thing. I'm wondering where the other gems are, as it's stated to be his "heritage" by Pearl. Amethyst still best gem, whip is awesome. Some of the art earlier in the episode was noticeably off model, but I can forgive it.
>Together Breakfast
Interesting look at the Temple rooms and stuff, with some nice Steven humor. I'm getting the feeling that Garnet is the most powerful of the Gems, or maybe that's already been confirmed, I can't recall. Not the best episode, but it was entertaining enough. Also, has anyone tried that waffle breakfast? Would it actually taste good?
>Frybo
Holy shit.
>>86068566
Nah
baka dude
but damn they're a bit big
Can't wait to put bad Pearl on there
>Bad Pearl is canon
My heart will hurt if we never see this big rose-looking girl again.
It's about time Pearl gets a human friend/counterpart/fuckbuddy/whatever
>>86068563
She's amassing her sex hair because she knows she can't woo Steven without it.
>>86068601
>Frybo
>Holy shit
You think that was fucked up wait until Cat Fingers.
>>86068601
>already hoping for an Alexandrite
not to spoil anything but you're gonna be quite pleased
How did bad pearl come about?
>>86068615
You guys aren't legitimately hoping for a OOC Pearl where she's swearing her ass off and smoking like ow the edge are ya?
She'll just be in a coat.
That's all.
>>86068616
I'm happy Pearl is finally going to get a companion.
>>86068641
Zuke had an idea.
>>86068616
Anon, you and I both know she's just a plot device for Pearl's emotional issues.
>>86068601
>has anyone tried that waffle breakfast
Yes, actually, I had it last year for my birthday. It's fucking delicious and i recommend you try it
>>86068593
You know, there's gotta be reason it was deleted though. And the reason that it's in fact the least-drawn ship among the crew.
>>86068601
>Amethyst is my favorite gem so far
yes, good
stay on the path
>>86068015
>theme song for this edition of /sug/
https://youtu.be/251zlGliwOQ
>>86068652
I'm liking Zuke and his ideas
So here's my theory
>Pearl used to be a rocker back in the 80s-90s
>its why she has the jeans and jacket
>big pink girl was a huge fan of hers and was inspired to start a band because of her
>fangirls super hard
>>86068655
Pearl's emotional issues make great episodes though
>>86068601
>cheeseburger shitpack
it wasn't the funniest episode, it was the most ugly, obnoxious, and stupid episode.
>>86068674
>his
>>86068662
There's an enormous number of ships the crew hasn't touched tho
>>86068601
this is cute. are you new to this board, or even 4chan? most anons find steven pretty annoying at the beginning but improve their shit taste once they get deeper into the season, but if you already like it then i can only see you loving what's to come
now get out before you get spoiled
>>86068674
That's awful man. I hope you get well soon.
Admit that Pearl looks hot as fuck in that jacket.
>>86068612
Pearl is never going to be real anon
>>86068652
No SUGAR had an idea. Sugar drew the first sketches of that really early on.
>>86068252
>>86068253
Big cute for best gem
>>86068655
>not wanting to see Pearl cry
Callback to We Need to Talk?
>*I* can sing!
>>86068682
I done fucked up
I triggered tumblr
>86068693
Implying she isn't always hot as fuck
>86068694
well rip
>>86068645
Fuck yes I hope for that.
>>86068693
I don't know, the weather does look moderately chilly so I don't see why she'd be that hot.
>>86068655
Even if it is, it'll probably be an episode where she solves her emotional issues over Rose. I
>>86068678
>Pearl
>In a rock band.
Anon, you and I both know that's not gonna happen.
>>86068679
Oh I agree, I'm just fully expecting this one to follow the same formula as each of those ones.
>M-muh Rose!
Space Race was the only one that didn't have that as a reason for her breakdown.
>>86068680
>lorefags this triggered
>hating Steven's first official mission
Kill
Your
Self
>>86068601
pearl dies in episode 16
you're welcome
It seems that the new pokemon characters works for Yellow D
>yellow diamond on its boots
>>86068678
> Doesn't like rock music
>>86068696
This ep must've either been in the works for a while or been held back to a later time.
>>86068726
Rose was in the back of her mind, believe it
>>86068397
Her to suck dick. She craves it
>>86068693
>implying she wasn't always attractive
>>86068734
If Pearl died I'll be so done
>>86068658
did you share it with friends sharpie anon? a together breakfast is meant to be enjoyed together
>>86068736
>thicc
>>86068601
Love reading your impressions. Post more when you watch more please!
Keep your mindset and it will be lots of fun!
What if Pearl gets to sing a rock song?
>>86068723
>Pearl
>Solving any of her own issues.
>>86068709
how do you do it right for the first one and then fuck up the next two
>>86068744
This guy knows whats good
>>86068744
she's cute, like a puppy. Doesn't mean I want to fuck a puppy
>>86068674
>>86068709
>>86068682
>his
>not zxim/tzxiyr/z'yyir
Uhm wow okay uh its L I T E R A L L Y C U R R E N T Y E A R
>>86068727
You're right anon, this episode was perfectly acceptable.
>>86068601
>>Frybo
>>Holy shit.
Yeah that sounds about right.
>>86068777
She's cute like 'I wanna fuck that' cute.
>>86068749
>friends
>>86068748
don't listen to that anon they're just trolling
>>86068736
>tfw haven't been on /vp/
>inb4 this bitch is the champion
Fucking hell haven't been this excited for an episode in a while.
>>86068773
Idk first time I've been back on 4chan in a bit
>>86068778
It's literally
import datetime
datetime.datetime.now().year
>>86068684
Oh come on mister party pooper, conspiracies are fun! what are you, a Pearl?
This episode looks like shit but the waifu faggots of /sug/ will like it because Pearl is wearing a jacket
>>86068780
>crying baby noises
>>86068397
Bet it has a dick
>>86068616
>>86068616
You know we can write lewd fics, she teach Pearl to suck reader/anon dick or get fugg good.
>>86068333
Oh God yes. I want that.
>>86068792
I'm not the guy watching it right now
I'm the pearl wall guy
>>86068810
P E A R L
>>86068808
The 'deleted' part is interesting I'll give you that
>>86068810
>Pearl getting a girlfriend is boring
>>86068795
She's like 2nd in command for the new team rocket
>>86068810
But how is that possible? /sug/ hates literally everything.
>>86068601
>>Frybo
>Holy shit.
Oh child, you know nothing. That's fucking tame compared to what's coming.
>>86068800
Hopefully Pearl finally gets over Rose in this one, since that's what literally drives her apparently, the memory of Rose, instead of.. You know, protecting Rose's reincarnation right there.
>>86068819
Link the Pearl x Reader pls
>>86068684
LAPEARL WHEN
>>86068810
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISN'T /MY/ WAIFU IN THIS
or
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISN'T SOMEONE FUCKING /DYING/ IN THIS
Eiether way fuck off. Episode looks good.
>>86068810
will pearlfags be able to take back the throne of "the worst" from lapisfags?
it's so exciting
>>86068835
>Implying the Rose 2.0 won't find Pearl creepy after interacting with her for 2 minutes.
>>86068835
The shipping antis on tumblr are going to hate on Pewey and Preg in overdrive
>>86068853
What looks good about it? Besides Pearl wearing a new jacket.
>>86068843
>implying Pearl doesnt love Steven
>>86068836
>new team rocket
You mean Team Skull?
Nevermind, I'm checking on /vp/
>>86068678
I see your theory and raise my own
>Amethyst convinces Pearl to "loosen up"
>They decide to go out and have some Amethyst Style Fun
>They bring Steven along because hes the star of the show
>Pearl lusts over a huge Roselike human
>They hang out a bit
>Rosesque comes out in favor of a totalitarian imperial matriarchy ruled by four immortal wizards in space
>Pearl stabs her
And then the Pearl in Prison arc begins
>>86068601
Is this bait because if you're on /sug/ you probably know all of the twists by now
>>86068860
>Implying there's only one worstfag
>Implying everyone except Garnet and Amyfags aren't fucking insane cringelords
>>86068866
>Pearl is lesbian Dewey
>>86068601
>Frybo
>Holy shit
Just wait dear, sweet child
The point of Mr. Greg is that Pearl is finally over muh Rose. Why bring in a human that looks EXACTLY like Rose?
>>86068860
Jasperfags*
According to the strawpoll done recently more people find jasperfags annoying than lapisfags followed by tumblr posters. Don't bother trying to argue with it.
>>86068892
>Pearl wears a jacket
what is Amy wearing?
>>86068015
Is this a two-part episode?
Why is there so much time spent in a car?
anybody else have an issue that the 2min preview is not fucking opening at all?
>>86068871
She should probably learn to let go of Rose then otherwise she'll keep putting Steven in more retarded situations because of "muh thirst"
Pearl, Steven, and Amethyst trio episodes are always comfy as fuck
>Secret team
>Steven vs. Amethyst
>Now this one
>>86068906
Because Pearl is pathetic and doesn't love herself
>>86068795
GO TO /VP/ NOW
>New pokemon frankenstein
>New type of beings that are not pokemon
>Time is different in both version
>>86068910
c e r t i f i e d m e m
>>86068906
Because muh Rose is literally Pearl's entire personality
>>86068906
...Maybe it's to show just how much she's already over Rose? I mean, one can dream can't they?
>>86068849
I haven't written it. I want her pull pearls head up. to whisper lewds thing as pearl taking it deep.
Then part 2 Pearl rapes them both
>>86068889
>not training and conditioning yourself to only read nonspoiler posts
>>86068871
>implying Pearl isn't plotting to kill Steven so Rose can regenerate
>>86068911
A strap on
>>86068835
>implying Pearl and Punk Not-Rose are going to be anything but friends
Anon, pls. You've been watching the show, right? Pearl ain't tapping that because that has a vague chance of making her happy. Nobody is allowed to be happy without a nice big dose of suffering first.
>>86068917
Works on my end.
>>86068906
No, the point was for Pearl to finally get over her issues with Greg. Her Rose obsession is still there and strong.
>>86068836
>>86068874
>>86068928
She's with the "Aether Foundation." So far, they don't seem bad. It does seem they bring forth at least one of the new "Ultra Beasts." The Ultra Beasts seem like they're based on Lovecraft.I'm naming my UB-01 "Ulyaoth."
>>86068906
She looks more like Jasper to me
Is there still hope for Rainbow Quartz?
another day then steven
*bimp*
>>86068932
I'm not entirely sure what I just read but I'll have a read, seems like you have something planned though, oooh
>>86068906
it hasnt even aired yet shut up
>>86068119
The best part is, she's still a sperg
>hey girl, how many horses that bike got
>Well sir, first of all, this is not a bike, it is a motorcycle, and before I answer your question I must know if you are referring to crank horsepower or wheel horsepower because they are completely different figures. Furthermore, I must inform you of the nature of this particular vehicle before answering your question as to avoid surprising your primitive information processing unit. This paper I am producing from my gem is a comprehensive list of modifications, a complete service record, and bike specifications. I dare not waste any more of my time talking to you, human, so I will leave this copy for you to study. I think you could learn a thing or two. Your motorcycle looks dreadfully slow. Tata.
> Chick is going to be an artist of some kind liked by Amethyst and Steven. Singer?
> Artist thinks Pearl is cool
> Steven and Amethyst use Pearl as bait for, what, tickets to a sold out show or something?
> Artist is turned off by new Pearl
> Pearl throws off the jacket and comes clean on the scheme
> Artist respects Pearl's honesty. Invites Pearl to show
> Steven and Amethyst don't get to go; smug Pearl rubs it in
Lesson: Let people like you for who you are, not who you think they want you to be.Also don't scam people.
>>86068946
it either straigh-up 'can't access the site', or i'm getting the player but no video in it
>>86068906
She spent over 5000 years with this person, and you expect her to magically get over it in 14?
>>86068917
for me it was just buffering ridiculously slowly so I just gave up. The leak or the episode proper is going to be here soon enough.
>>86068928
>>86068952
I can check it out later. They're all fawning over some cyborg Elesa-wannabe right now.
>>86068870
>more human gem interaction
>amethyst pearl and Steven going to a fucking concert
>actual rock band doing a guest appearance
Anyone who isn't a bitter lorefag who needs someone to die or the earth to be in imminent danger to enjoy the show can see that this is going to be a decent episode. Kindly fuck off.
Not a waifufag btw
But antiwaifu fags and lorefags are just as if not more annoying than waifufags.
>>86068906
she has a thing for pink hair
inb4 dewey dyes his hair pink and poofs up his combover
>>86068954
Nigga what
>>86068977
Episode preview shows that Amy already has tickets to the concert.
>>86068993
she like em big
>>86068958
Very tiny? There's probably not gonna be enough time to introduce her.
future boy zoltron was cute, but mr frowney should've been in the episode sooner
>>86068990
The leader of Aether Foundation
>>86068991
Why is human to gem interaction one of your highlights.
I mean i can't judge this episode yet besides maybe the chance of it just turning into "muh rose" again, but human to gem interaction ain't really much.
>>86068993
Of course they can't make Pearl at least bi, otherwise tumblr would lose their shit.
>>86069023
>dewey goes to the gym
>>86068979
Here's a mirror.
https://my.mixtape.moe/lwvuug.mp4
>>86068601
I'll try to post these every day around 4:00 EST! Thanks for all the positive responses!
>>86068952
I Think they are the true villains..
MY BOY GUZMA ISN´T THAT EVIL
>>86069036
And how your character can wear sandals
>>86069012
Only opened one of the leak pics. Pearl gets dragged to a show because she's the only one who can drive and is made to dress up.
>>86069064
Oh HELL No.
>>86069040
I would be more than fine if they did
Actually I'd probably die
>>86069064
good work mate
Although watch out for spoilers THEY ARE EVERYWHERE
>>86068991
>Amy and Pearl interacting with one-shot nobody characters
>some literally who musician making a guest appearance
Meh
>>86068678
>Pearl used to be a rocker back in the 80s-90s
I posted about it in the old thread.
I think that, maybe, after rose and greg started dating, pearl got salty since couldn't orbit rose 24/7 as she did in the past, and among other thing :^) . Since pearl think of humans as little more than pets, she must have though that rose liked greg because of music so she joined a band. When she realized that rose liked greg for the murdercock she left the band.
>>86069076
how come Greg didn't drive them?
is he meeting them there?
>>86069038
Because there is nowhere near enough of it considering the gems have lived on earth for longer than any living humans. The townies literally grew up knowing the gems and yet they barely interact. So you're god damn right I want to see more gem/human interaction.
>>86068107
I want this one to be real because it seems to follow the Steven-gem fusion rules
>>86069040
You mean they can't make pearl like anyone that doesn't remind her of rose because being thirsty for their chosen master is 100% of their character as a fucking pearl
Also pearl is androgynous enough to pass for a dude, so it's gay no matter who it's with.
>>86069059
thank you based anon
>>86068252
GET YOUR JEW MAGIC OUT OF THIS BOARD
>last one out from beach city
>expected: citizens actually abandoning the city
>got: MUH FEELINGS
Who's ready for another filler?
Whichever one of you predicted last week that this would be about Poil falling in love with some Rose lookalike musician, good work.
>>86068906
The point was that she was over hating Greg.
>>86069070>tfw I'll never see Lappy in MY BOY'S outfit
>>86069099
Couldn't go. He's busy. Already out of town getting carwash brushes? Some plot-aiding triviality.
>>86068047
Pearl is Greg's height, isn't she? So is this chick Gwendoline Christie tier huge?
>>86069133
LOREFAGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>86069102
no anon, it doesn't. it's aesthetically pleasing. that breaks steven/gem fusion rule #0.
>last filler out of beach shitty
I had literally no expectations and I'm still disappointed
>>86068468
>>86069133
I don't care aa long as it's entertaining and not like Sadie's song or Zoltron
>it's a Pearl gets her own big lady episode
>>86069155
She big
>mayor dewey buys paltform shoes
>>86068998
I like to think Rose wanted Greg and Pearl to get along better so she could convince them to make out.
>B-but, muh pure Rose!
Normally, I would avoid that kind of thinking, but I dunno, Rose was probably a FUH-REAK.
>>86069171
>>86069133
Maybe spend your lives doing something else?
>>86069080
Noted.
>>86069158
>Antilorefags are more annoying then lorefags
It was everyone who saw the leaked titles that expected it mate.
Not just lorefags.
You guys are sometimes fighting a good cause but jesus christ don't become what you've been fighting.
>>86068468
what kind of fucking riding posture is that
where are the handlebars
does that bike even have a fucking swing arm
>>86069133
>character development Pearl, Amy, Steven
>filler
Fuck, why are you so STUPID?
>>86069158
>PROGRESSION OF THE STORY DELAYED
WHOO!
>>86069190
I would kiss her feet.
>it's a Pearl finally loses it and becomes a bad pearl episode
>>86069190
It was confirmed that Rose was a goddamn cock slut.
>>86069225
>PROGRESSION OF THE STORY DELAYED
>THIS IS WHAT LOREFAGS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
daily reminder that without lore this show is just a tumblr pandering circlejerk waifuthon
>>86068116
Sugar and blow, but not at the same time.
>>86069238
Aww fuck I don't want pearl to lose it
>>86068413
>using the shitty fucked up vector
why. Her arms look janky as hell
>>86069218
>he thinks this dumb Pearl episode will have character development
>>86068907
http://www.strawpoll.me/11147151/r
>>86069238
shes just trying to act bad ass in front of amethyst
>>86068379
Rose and Jasper. Huge authoritative chicks with big hair and big lips.
But at least she's moving on, first singing about wanting to let go in Mr. Greg and now showing very vague interest in someone who's not Rose (Though they still have pink hair and a very similar build)
>>86068447
Aren't you the kid who got banned for being underage?
>>86069173
That I can agree with
>>86069218
We already know that amethyst development is a waste of time.
I don't see how this episode develops steven and pearl.
>>86069255
>Pearl offered to hang out with Amethyst on her own accord
that's already somethingfresh
>>86068116
Bad pearl fug
Haven't watched the last few episodes since Jasper got fucked over.
Anything new happen?
>>86069238
Still a better development story than Peridot.
>>86069293
Nope, nothing
>>86069268
>No lorefag option
Dismissed.
>>86069293
Literally nothing
>>86069293
In Season 3? YES. A LOT.
Season 4? Not so much.
>>86069293
Remember the Ruby Squad?
Steven killed them.
>>86069244
Both the lorefags and the antilorefags are becoming equally cancerous.
This show does both the Lore and SoL great but there's gotta be a balance.
(This show doesn't really know when to stop with it though) but jesus christ is it that hard to tolerate or like both genres of this show?
>>86069326
Steven fucking condemned them to a life of suffering and torture
>>86069059
>Amethyst chanting Greg
>my name is Greg
>Amethyst is my favorite gem
Oh boy can't wait to rip a loop of that
>>86069293
the ruby squad dies, peridot learns how to bubble, mr smiley is gay
>>86069315
>>86069320
>>86069324
>>86069326
Huh, well. I guess I'll watch the ruby squad stuff and then work on my vidya backlog until something happens.
Has it been leaked yet?
I miss the leaks.
>>86069293
The Rubies get spaced out and Steven feels guilty about shanking Business
>>86069293
Steven facilitated male homosexuality
>>86068723
>solves
hahahahhahahahahahahahhahah
Processes them a bit further, maybe
>>86068214
>>86068248
I wonder if the smiley t-shirt will actually be the logo for the band they're going to see
>>86068693
I will not. I do not find Pearl attractive AT ALL. She could be naked and all I'd ever see is a spooky skeleton bird.
Just how gay IS Pearl?
>>86069340
I hope you've already listened to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR9prJfNT4E
He got the sound from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zy3w_86iY
>>86068397
>ME TO POOP ON
yeah, im that oldexactly 19 years
Did Pearl "accidentally" crash the car, killing Steven so that Rose reforms?
>>86069373
>>>/out/
Pearl is sexy, dude
>>86069255
>he thinks Pearl episodes aren't great
>>86069381
She's Rose o sexual
>>86069208
No one expected anything special out of this title and if they did they are fucking retarded
Especially after the promo from CN
Stop thinking titles are fucking important. And lorefags like yourself are and always will be the most cancerous part of this fandom
>>86069225
And here I thought the story followed Steven's life. Someone should call sugar and tell her to just kill off Steven and follow Jasper around so lorefags get what they want.
>>86068506
What image?
>>86069381
She is not gay, she is justbigsexual
>>86069381
HeteROSEsexual
>>86069397
now that is dark
How is everyone today?
>>86069255
>implying it won't
It was already a ridiculous thing for Pearl to want to go to a rock concert.
>>86069381
She is a bi product of sugar
>>86069381
She's so gay she's practically disabled
>>86069381
>>86069428
Medium
>>86069428
NEEED THE FUCKING EPISODE
I needs it
>>86069428
Going back to school tomorrow @_@
>>86069408
>No one expected anything special out of this title
You don't need to say anything else, you already proved your a newfag.
>>86069428
Bad days are for the faint of heart.
>>86069450
Get the fuck out of here child
>>86069428
Pretty good. Despite lorefag bitching and trying to bring people down I'm pretty hype for the episode.
>>86069428
never better
>>86069428
comfy
>>86069442
Nice
>>86069448
Same anon, the craving is strong
>>86069450
That sucks
>>86069466
>being on /co/ above the age of 20
>>86069458
>No one expected anything special out of this title
>and if they did they are retarded
Hi retard
;)
>>86069493
*/sug/
>>86069460
I've been having bad times lately, if you are too I hope your day gets better
>>86069471
Can't let them destroy the hype
>>86069479
Same here, I read a little bit and it's so nice and rainy right now
>>86069493
If anything, anyone under 25 shouldn't be here. Go out and have lives children, it's too late for most of the old bastards here
>>86069513
Steven universe targeted age group
wew
>>86069499
Hey there newfag, you shouldn't expose yourself like that in a argument, it really lowers the value of your points.
>>86069513
If anything that's worse
>>86069428
I'm getting heavy anxiety over things I shouldn't because I have a problem
>>86069541
Like what
I wantbedPearl to spank me for notmaking my bed
>>86069541
Take a moment and think of justflexibility, love, and trust
>>86069409
I mean it WAS deleted, I don't have it.
>>86069541
Same here anon, you're not alone. I've been turning to /sug/ to distract me from it
>>86069556
Dude I just want Pearl
h e l p
>it's a Pearl is really REALLY gay episode
>>86069528
>same lorefag pearl hater using the same exact images every thread
>>86068253
>>86068160
PSA to disregard any post with these images. This fags at the same level of shitposting as shitposterkun.
>>86069541
Take a moment to think of just__at least you don't have aids_
>>86068601
I love everything you said about Cheeseburger Backpack, I hate how much hate it gets because waifufags are triggered by goofy faces
will Zuke be redeemed?
Time until bad Pearl lewds?
>>86069519
My Lapisposting always gets someone to ask me if my day is bad. We're not all depressed, guys.You guys are way too kind, really.
>>86069158
Tfw I'm a lorefag and a sliceoflifefag as well.
PUT YOUR FAITH IN WHAT YOU MOST BELIEVE IN
TWO WORLDS, ONE FAMILLLLLLYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3u1_181N7g
>>86069428
Good thanks for asking.
>>86069493
>>86069524
>I'm 21
>I'm never fucking leaving 4chan
Its already too late for me. I believe in Steven too much to leave.
>>86069596
She was always redeemed. It was only a vocal minority talking shit about her.
>>86069596
Is she cute and alien?
>>86069596
Zuke is gold when she's not boarding Lapidot and Stevonnie.
>>86069582
>Pearl hater
No, her fans are just one of the worst fags.
I guess that's why you replied.
>Lorefag
Nah, as i told you, everyone expected the title to mean something, sorry you are too butthurt to actual argue but i guess someone as brain dead as you can't compete.
>>86069596
Fuck no, she'sFALLEN-tier
>>86069596
Only when Peridot rips her throat out and wears it around her neck.
One day in the far future, a reformed Gem Homeworld will be accepted into the United Planets, giving a powerful gem of noble heart the chance to join a long legacy of galactic heroism as a member of... The Legion of Super-Heroes.
I bought some SU vinyl figures yesterday and the chick at the counter told me that Jasper will soon be included in the random vinyl figure selection.I'm not even a /freak/ but I'm a bit excited
>>86069596
Maybe
>>86069596
Yes please! We want a good episode!
>>86069596
JASPERDEMPTION AND ZUKEDEMPTION NEVER
>>86069663
Jasperfag*
>Go onr/suleaks
>See someone hypothesizing that Pearl falls for the new human from Last One Out Of Beach City screenshot leaks
>mfw
>>86069566
Do you know who drew it, and what they were doing in it?
>>86069650
>argue
>says everyone, thus using a logical fallacy
step your game up fag
>>86069667
we NEED a good episode
>>86069690
Mr Smiley is gay
Mr Frowny is Gay
All the gems are gay
Give Greg a boyfriend
>>86068254
zuke drew peri and lapis singing karaoke
theres a short coming called gem karaoke
>>86069703
I'm just waiting for someone worthy to even argue with, you clearly don't have the thought capacity to do so.
>>86069690
You deserve this feeling.
>>86069700
It was an image of amethys with Vidalia and Peridot with Amy saying "my favorite shapes" referring to their triangle-shaped hair. I don't recall which artist specifically drew it.
>>86068015
>Steven Universe hasn't fallen into the trap that Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, and Regular Show coudlnt escape
What's their secret?
>>86069715
Having everyone gay though is just misrepresentation
They do have a fair number of straight people though so it's all good
Greg is one of them
>>86069555
I traded labtops with my mother because mine has a problem where sometimes the powercord will stop being recognised as connected, and it probably a power wire inside not working right. It is a minor problem that was obsessing over. So I traded labtops because she almost never uses hers, but not I contently keep an eye on the old one about the problem when she doesn't even notice it when she is using it
I have a problem
>>86069744
amber
>>86069611
Same and that song will always be great
Also:
>Be Steven
>Gem/Human hybrid
>Have one family coming from two different worlds
>>86069746
Have a simple message
Stick to it.
Also focus is mostly kept on Steven and the gems.
>>86069746
AT:it hasnt lasted more than 5 seasons yet
Gravity Falls:Unlike GF,this show does have a lot of lore and depth and the fans arent making it up
RS:Its not a full comedy
>>86069746
More Lapis chestflashing scenes
>>86069660
>implying they won't join theGreater Galactic Coalition and go on to devastate the galaxy
>>86069746
what is this trap they fell into?
I want to have secks with pearl
>>86069663
Fug, I can't believe I'm excited for that shitty little chibi figure she's gonna be getting. I've spent tons more on single figures because of the way they look, but I'm going to be buying this purely for the fact that it's Jasper.
wtf did this place just die
>>86069842
Rip
>>86069773
What message?
>>86069806
I will warn you, there ones I'm talking about are in boxes, so they're mystery boxes, so you have a chance of getting her. Also, you have the chance of getting Lapis at Hot Topic
>>86069853
RIP /SUG/
Inactive for >1 minute
>>86069842
What'chu talkin bout Willis?
>>86069842
Well we're just waiting at this point.
We discussed all the possibilities this episode could bring based on Pearl obsessing over some pink haired fag.
>>86069746
Act like you know where you're going with the story even if you don't. Don't try for 2deep4u bullshit. Keep to the story you started and don't have a bunch of Chekhov's guns lying around and never fire them. Don't try and completely change the show's dynamic halfway through with new characters or removing old ones (CJ, Ford, Flame Princess/Finn's Dad)
>>86069746
what's the trap? Those are all very different but good shows
>>86069855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taSH_nZkRdw
>>86069881
Alright yeah
>>86069877
> dubs
Also idk I wondered if something broke
Inactive for a minute suddenly
>>86068397
Can we call her Roseanne? Sounds appropriate to me
Is Pearl going to try and nest in her hair too?
>>86069789
No no, that's in the timeline without P-Star. Also, the GGC was the humans' show all the way. Doubtful the Diamonds would join up unless they weren't given a choice.
Besides, gems all share the same powers, so it fits with joining the Legion.
>>86069901
Is that human rose riding cupcake with some man? Cucked again?
>>86069867
I'd rather buy someone's Lapis figure off of them. I wouldn't be caught dead in a Hot Topic nowadays.
Not even for Lappy.
>it's a pearl's thirst can't be quenched episode
>>86069943
dude more like my thirst for pearl can't be quenched
>>86069746
I still enjoy adventure time and disagree with people that say it's "lost its goal"
If anything it had no goal and found some of them through its life
But that's a discussion for another general
>>86069888
>Fairly Odd Parents has done this 3 fucking times
In defense of AT, Flame Princess was a decent addition but Finn's dad is shit.
>Greg, Vidalia nad Barbaraare still hanging out to this day
Well, that's fucking awesome
>>86069388
finally someone took use of that line on /sug/
>>86069932
I think it's just human rose on a bike herself
>Pearl see her driving ahead of them during the road trip
>loses her shit because she thinks it's Rose for a second
>>86069942
I've been going in there for SU merch like I said, dude they played "Numb" over the speakers and I had to stop myself from laughingCRAWWWLLLING IN MY SKIIIINNNN THESE WOOOUNNDDS THEY WILLL NOT HEALLL
>>86069867
Are you talking about these or the Mystery Minis? Is she getting one of those Mystery Minis?
>>86068447
You better go to a hobby lobby and get those pearl necklaces, spread some around the altar like ribbons, or glue pearls onto the pearl's pearl in each of the picture. Go the extra mile for your waifu man! Show that you care about her!
>>86069190
kei-fucking-kaku guys
lorefags know what's up
>>86069753
That sucks man, it sound like you are having a real shit time
>>86069238
NOW
I'VE LOST IT
>>86069993
it very much looks like there's someone dark-haired actually driving a bike
>>86069978
comfy fanart of the parents of beach city playing cards when?
>>86069999
well she's literally in that pic you've posted yourself
also checked
>>86069932
>>86069993
its the human rose with a helmet on
>>86069999
No, a different kind, in my pic
>get on /sug/
>bad pearl is real
wew lads
>>86070052
what?
>>86070012
Oh no you're tempting me
I got a pearl pillow and two shirts on order
body pillow when
>>86070052
whoops, wrong thread
>>86070024
HUEHUEHUEHEUAHAUAUH
>>86069997
How much are the Mystery Minis normally?I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
>>86070029
It does
>>86070078
>>86069792
If you haven't noticed the sharp quality and ratings decline in all three of the shows you're literally retarded
Two of the three got cancelled early and AT is literally garbage right now
>>86070057
OHHHH you got it. That's it
>>86070090
I stand corrected
>>86070103
Regular show isn't getting canceled its ending
>>86070088
I'm not talking about mystery minis, rather these >>86070060
And those cost $8.50, but they're cool
>>86070103
I'm not very aware of those shows
SU consumed my life
>>86070103
>implying I pay attention to ratings
why would I care?
>>86070119
Thank god.
Shit show.
secret mystery woman is a follower of the Keep Beach City Weird blog
Cosplaying Rose Quartz
>>86069746
Mostly having a defined yet sufficiently flexible for TV plan right from the beginning.
AT didn't and it just started stalling in the later seasons.
RS started playing with new elements that to keep things fresh but none of them fit.
GF collapsed a three-season plot into two and ended up with a mess of a finale.
>>86070125
How much are those, too.
Unless they're both the same price
>>86070103
>cancelled
They're ending/ended
>>86070090
>>86070029
It's a helmet. Her hair is flying out from under it
>>86069663
FOR ONCE US FREAKS ACTUALLY GET WHAT WE WANT
IT FEELS AMAZING
>>86070147
GF had the safest finale conceivable
>>86069976
Nono I meant removing Flame Princess. Flame Princess was an amazing addition and when they removed her the show kinda went to shit. It was a terrible decision on the creators part.
>>86070125
But you just linked to the Mystery Minis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KCE1ReHrLU
Alright this is pretty great
>>86068015
>she actually wears the Bad Pearl outfit
Jesus how self-indulgent can you fucking get Crewniverse
>>86070103
>>86070147
RS most likely would have been better as just something completely episodic with no over arching story like pic related
>>86070178
You get a 1.5" lump of plastic
This is what freaks want?
>>86070024
>RRRRROOOOOOOOOOSE NOOOO
>>86068047
WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
>>86070172
On a second thought, you seems to be right
>>86070165
Gravity Falls was clearly supposed to be much longer. It's why Season 2B is seems so rushed. Regular Show's end was determined by CN, not JG Quintel.
>>86070103
>RS
>cancelled early
>>86070178
Jasperfags*
>>86070217
Rosa
>>86070157
I said the price for the ones I was talking about, not sure how much the mini figures run for
>>86070178
The funny thing is, the chick was a fan of jasper, so I'm taking her word for it, if jasper isn't released, I'll give her a peace of my mind lol
>>86069428
Just finished school for the day, and I cleaned my room today so I'm in a good mood! How about yourself dude?
>>86068297
LITERALLY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Second day at work, after vacation and i want to kill something, as an apology for blog i drew you guys a lapis.
>>86070205
I dunno about the other guy, but I want to see Jasper appreciated. So when I see her included in a lineup of toys it makes me kind of happy because she's being acknowledged. It also lets me know she might continue to be included in future pieces of merch too.
>>86070250
I want it cropped tighter for reaction image purposes
>>86070241
Not who you replied to but . . .hard for bad pearl
>>86070238
Oh, oh, I gotcha, mang. i was a little confused by how you worded it.
Maybe I'll just pay a buddy of mine to go get some since he's always at HT.
>>86070217
Some random groupie
Lauren Zuke™'s guide to drawing Sexy™ Characters™:
1) Give their hair lots of tufts
2) Never have their eyes fully open, a half-circle is best
3) Give them an apathetic bitchy attitude
Instant personality, instant Boner™, instant adoration, works for all your Lapis, Amethyst and Pearl needs. Jasper model currently undergoing testing, but trust us, it's inevitable.
>>86069608
>/sug/ faggots.
>KIND.
I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about us.
But yeah, we are all in this hell together, might as well make sure everyone is doing ok.
>>86070250
>mfw I don't work or go to school
bliss
>>86069690
There's some real thirst in the fandom to see Pearl get some action
Every fucking time there's a big girl she smiles at on screen people start instantly shipping them together.
Bismuth? Yep. Random huge human woman? Yep.
>>86069901
Oh shit, it's kind of cute if Pearl follows around this human-Rose and the human-Rose ends up liking Pearl back.
>>86070264
sure
>>86070205
((((OFFICIAL)))) JASPER 1.5 INCH PIECE OF PLASTIC
YESSSSSSSS
>post ywf we see Barb drunkenly and forcefully raping a weeping Greg at the parent's afterparty on the anniversary of Steven's birth, and Rose's death
>>86070250
>tfw you no longer work Mondays-Wednesdays
>>86070231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vpYYp2Fcos
rojoice, /freaks/! He's returned!
>>86070283
NEET detected
>>86070274
4) sprinkle your work in Lapidotdust for maximum forced shipping efficacy
I do want to see that Jasper model in action though. I'm gonna pretend Chille Tid Jasper doesn't count.
>>86068447
Show us your mom's reaction.
>>86070205
do you see what's been happening to her lately
>>86070103
To be fair you can't really compare AT to SU.
AT has been going for 236 episodes, SU for 109.
>>86070190
Wait now I'm confused. she wasn't talking about the tiny little figures but the ones that come in boxes. I guess those are called mini figures. Sorry for being confusing, but yes she was talking about those
>>86070264
here you go
>>86069493
>I browse this site, therefore it's meant for me now and anyone who's not around my age is weird for being on the same site as me
>>86068046
Can someone make a Fonzie edit please?
>>86070281
You're a bunch of limpdicks, if it's saying anything about the other boards.
I'd take that with pride.
>>86070301
>>86070283
How do you...y'know...live?
>>86070274
She doesn't give Pearl half lidded eyes or apathetic attitude at all
>>86070312
oh no dude
eh I have nothing to lose
she knows
might as well get a body pillow now
I was away for a while though and some stuff happened in between
Like a few days ago I went to this expo
My friend had been there the day before and said he'd saw a pearl body pillow
I left pillowless ;_;
>>86070241
Well, I'm learning how to deal with some stuff going on in my life, but at least it's raining, rain makes me feel happy
>>86070309
And thats bad how?
>>86070289
Will it be the same with Jasper?
>>86070309
Hell yes, dude. It's super fun. I get to go to the movies in the middle of the day, do all the fun shit that's usually busy during the weekend. I work on the weekends though, so I do get a little bit of money.
>>86070327
I hope SU is in a better shape at 250+ than AT is
hopefully Sugar's masterplan pays off
>>86070334
Grazie
>>86070352
She's going to in this episode.
>>86068447
Oh my god you're back
>>86070351
Freshly graduated from high school, my parents are OK with me taking some time off to have fun.
>>86068047
>brown Rose
>>86070274
you could just post the guide she made herself
>>86070369
Where do you live? Seriously, how can you afford housing with internet with so little income?
>>86070354
>pearl body pillow
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS
TELL ME NOW
>>86070395
shhh
Amber drew this. Yes or yes
>>86070367
With 1000% certainty. The moment they interact in a non-hostile way and Pearl cracks a hesitant smile at Jasper - who will at that point be blazing full throttle down the redemption highway - thousands of shippers shall be born, in that instant.
>>86070419
Dude I really fucking wish
I don't have one x(
>>86070419
>Pearl
>choosing a space rock over best human
>>86070235
>"H'hi, I'm Pearl, what's your name?"
>"I'm Rosa. Rosa Quarles."
>voiced by Susan Egan
>>86070402
Ohh, so your like me then :)
I dont start Community College until Spring, but my mom really wants me to get a job so I have more stuff for my resume.
>>86068113
>>86068062
do i even have to say anything
>>86070354
that sucks
hope your pillow day will come
>>86070468
you fool
>>86070459
what an amizing leek
>>86070468
>inb4 indexer
>>86070473
>community college
:/
>>86070478
Yeah I hope so too
Yeah . . .
>>86070459
>ZN
I laughed, out loud. My cat stirred.
>>86070418
He lives with his mother of course
>>86070074
>not buying the Hottopic Pearl dress and wearing it with pride
>>86070514
wait a second
if your dad owns a printing business
can't you just... print a pillow?
or printing on fabric is a different technology?
>>86070472
What could the moral of this episode be, isn't Pearl haunted enough by the visage of Rose QuiQui the first
>>86070468
>choosing a shit-filled boipucci over a shape-shifter
she can make it as tight as you want, anon-kun
>>86070547
I could maybe do this
you genius
I still need to get a good design though
>>86070545
THERE'S A DRESS?
>>86070507
I'm a complete fuck up in math. It dragged down my GPA to a fucking 2.8. But its not a big deal, just transfer to a regular college after 2 years.
>>86070548
The moral is that Poil finally gets her own Rose.
>>86070547
>I could 3D print the gems
Really makes me wanna invest in one.
>>86068397
damn, Pearl is going to fall in love with her. But make her a lesbian that looks like Rose so tumblr wont be mad.
>>86070568
Holy shit nigga, how new are you?
If zuke made her bad pearl and lapidot headcanons partially canon, will she make anxious jasper canon too?
>>86070601
dude
this is a whole new level
fuck idk if I can do this
>>86070601
>doesn't even come with the sash
damnit
>>86070612
Take pics of you wearing it and post here
>>86070545
I wore it today with my HT Pearl necklace and HT Pearl bow. It was a Pearltastic day
>>86070628
Jesus Christ
you expect me to do this
>>86070548
It shows that Pearl is slowly inching away from obsessing over ROOOOOSE
Slowly, though. I'm sure human imitation rose won't stick around, just like Jeff whose arm Connie broke, or Jane whose heart Steven broke with his scheming, but she'll be a nice plot device for Pearl's slow, slow, slow character development
>>86070612
YOU MUST BECOME THE DEWEY
>>86070629
That's absolutely Pearlfect anon. I can't afford such a dress;_;
>>86069190
>ynw part of rose's harem
why live
>>86070608
I'd hate that.
>>86070657
I want the garnet dress so bad
>>86070644
oh yes
>>86070659
>rose's"Keh"
>>86070608
Nah,depressive Jasper is the new groove
>>86070474
>>86070474
You don't need to samefag.
>>86070629
I can't pull off the dress but fuck I lover the Pearl and Amethyst necklaces. I get compliments on them all the time
>>86070699
>some of them actually look very unhappy to be standing with him
>he doesn't look like dewey being awkward, he looks like he genuinely is feeling very awkward
>these are not acted emotions
>that one male pearl on the left
this is perfect
>>86070274
Amethyst has her eyes wide open. So does pearl. You sound mad salty man you need to talk about it?
>>86068397
Greg.
SHE'S SO
M O S Q U I T O
>>86070178
you mean buying about 20 of them because you keep getting extras of ones you dont want?
the gamestop near me has the random figure boxes, but i can't bring myself to buy any because i hate not getting the specific ones i want
>>86070741
hahaha
But if it was me
wew
>>86070644
>Australium Rocket Launcher
Dewey confirmed for embezzling taxpayer money.
Tumblr already jumping on this ship
>>86070768
Hahahah I'd ask for proof but I want to believe you so bad I'll overlook it. When was this? You do a mean Dewey impression, sir.
>>86070788
shit I haven't been here in a few days what the fuck happened
>>86070813
It's not me
I said
> But if it was
>>86070788
Is that supposed to be Pearl's nose piercing her face and blood gushing out?
Or just a blush?
>>86070817
Leaks.
>>86070788
Tumblr needs to do itself a favor and jump shipinto hell
>>86070817
Read the OP, we got leaks for this week's episode.
>>86070608
Lemme list some Zuke arts
>Bad Pearl
CANON
>sort of Lapidotty buddy reality
CANON
>Jasper proposing to Lapis (albeit as muppets)
Loosely pseudocanon. Jasper did get on her knees to proposition Lapis. Though in the drawing peri was in back of Jasper about to whack her while Steven cries
>Lapis dressed as Esmerelda holding a tambourine
Lapis did use a tambourine in Beta.
>Jasper equivalently dressed as Phoebus
Jasper is a total soldier I guess
>Pearlmethysty moments
Sure, those are strewn about in the show
>Peri and Lapis dressing up
Highly anticipated!
>>86070817
Pearl fucks a gigadyke rose-lookalike in the next episode
>>86070868
Pearl also stalks her in the car first
>>86070868
Cannot wait
Rosa is best girl
>>86070828
Oh. :^(
>>86070852
>Loosely pseudocanon
Fucking hell just say yes, no or maybe
>>86070868
this is gonna end in tears isn't it
>>86070758
faster
>>86070868
How about
> Pearl fucks me
rip dude
>>86070901
yeah . . .
That's some confidence to do that
Dude idk how i'd react amongst so many pearl cosplayers
>>86070902
It's obviously not plainly yes, and if it was flat no I wouldn't put it there
>>86070918
>>86070868
Plot twist: big pink lady is into her but Pearl is like "eh noooo you're not the REAL Rose"
Big pink lady proceeds to stalk her
>>86070608
>Zuke made X canon
Maybe it was already canon and she just drew art of upcoming episodes, but with enough vagueness that it's not apparent until after the fact. They do make the episodes pretty far in advance.
>>86070898
Fuck off "Business" and I still haven't seen any porn of you and Lapis
How will they pull of the high school AU episode?
Steven fever dream?
Who next?
>>86070960
WAIT IS THIS HAPPENING?
WHA
>>86068780
It was.
>>86070967
Ruby makes Sapphire squirtle all right
>>86070960
I'm just wondering how they'll make the Adventure Time crossover work.
>>86070960
Lapis discovers Cromartie High School while flying and tells her friends, Steven, Jasper, and Yellow Diamond.
>>86070946
I've hardly seen any Bismuth porn peridot.
Or any pics with Lapis and Bismuth in them
>>86070992
Life. Uh. Finds a way anon.
>>86070934
She's not a true pearl either, so why bother?
>>86071012
>HS AU
>with HW gems
I am
Moist
>>86070074
I have helped a buddy make this sort of thing before, adding little details like pearls or a rose help complete the altar to make it more personalized. I'd make one if I literally didn't sleep in the living room :(
>>86071020
They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they never stopped to think if they should.
>>86070088
Where I live they are like 3 bucks a pop, for once walmart isn't complete trash.
>>86071048
dude I need to make an altar
n o w
damn though
hmm
I appreciate you helping a friend
good of you
>>86071013
I crave for the day that I see some Jaspis-style shit with Bismuth and Lapis.
Mostly because of how brutal andNASTYBismuth can be.
>>86070968
Tis but a fantasy
But since bad Pearl made it into the show... We can dream
>>86068278
>Pearl think of humans like pets
lol what?
>>86071140
KEK
You see the way she spritzes Greg with water after he sheds on the couch?
>>86071138
dude I wish my dreams involved pearl
>>86071190
This is the best pic ever.
I need context
>>86071190
I wish she would.
>>86070265
This might not help, but have more waifu material. I agree bad pearl looks hot.
>>86071190
>finger on the trigger
>>86071190
>fangs
YES
>>86071190
Sexy. PULL that trigger lapis, sink lapidot
>>86071190
fuck human AUs
>>86071216
apparently it's a vampire hunter thing
http://kanoou00.tumblr.com/post/150028717673/vampirehunter-au-doodle
Who was it that started thet bad Pearl trend?
>>86071190
DELET THIS
>>86071263
>sink lapidot
>not mark the beginning of necrolapidot while she's still warm
>>86071190
>thumbnail made me think it's gonna be a cute lapidot pic
>Lapis has a fucking gun in Peridot's mouth
I laughed harder than I should
>>86070473
I worked a camp this whole summer to get more stuff for my resume, I regret it but at the same time I don't because fuck children.
No don't actually do that-DON'T
>>86071299
>kills peridot
>lapidot-anything
Makes you wonder what goes through most shippers minds.
>>86070852
Canon
>>86071301
>implying it's still not a cute lapidot pic
>>86071291
it became canon
>>86071228
cheers ;)
>>86071334
Kek any more funny Zook shit?
Can't Pearl shapeshift a dick and have children of her own with tall punk lady?
>>86071334
I feel bad for Steven, lmao
>>86071360
yes
>>86071334
When is that top drawing from?
>>86071360
Wouldn't that kill Pearl though?
Hi /sug/
Doing requests tonight
No colour though
>>86071360
You'd have to shapeshift cum, separate entities, also dna
but this is SU so why not
>>86071414
anything but this
I want to see Amber's secret Jaspidot pics. I bet she shares them with Ruki-32
>>86071399
Flockdraw probably
Will we ever get a homeworld flashback from Peridots perspective?
>Peridot being made
>Actully seeing some of homeworld
>Peridots Manager
>Other Peridots
>Assigning Peridot to Earth and meeting Jasper
>New Gems
>>86071425
This as Lapis
>>86071425
Some Lapearl please
>>86071427
Holocum
>>86071334
>Lapis was canon thinking about anime the entire time Jasper was begging her to fuse again
>it's a thirst episode
eh
>>86071425
this as canon Bad Pearl
>>86071425
Sapphire, Blue Pearl, and Lapis in a team pose.
>>86071461
>be malachite again?
>but there's no wi-fi under the sea I can't stream crunchy roll
>>86071234
It's fine if she's about to shoot.
>>86071399
October-ish iirc, can't check to make sure since her twitter is gone of course
>>86071452
oh my god
h o l o c u m
>>86071462
Pearlfags
>it's a thirst episode
Garnetfags
>it's a fusion episode
Amefags
>it's an angst episode
>>86071425
this is Chef Pearl
lol bad Pearl
>>86071462
sorry, but what show are we discussing here?
>Sthirsten Unithirst?
>>86071492
Huh. Then that's way "past" AaS planning/production, could still
be riffing on the AaS scene regardless of course.
>>86071515
Sorry but Garnetfags have a reason to hate that.
Since Garnet is just being use for fusion related shit more often then her components getting developed.
>>86071547
Allow me to correct you
YEEEEES BAD PEARL
>>86071515
Lapisfags
>it's a sad episode
Jasperfags
>it's a dogwalking episode
Peridot
>it's a joke
>>86071515
Lapisfags
>holy shit an episode
>Bad Pearl is canon
OFFICER GARNET WHEN?
>>86071444
On account of your trips, I will oblige
See you next thread since image limit
>>86071425
the gems vs UB-01
>>86071425
Bad Pearl hitting on Big Pink Lady.
>>86071579
You're cool.
Looking forward to it.
>>86071577
Crewniverse didn't draw that.
>>86071135
Any gem in particular you have in mind? I've been trying to figure out who is my favorite gem but I just. love them all, they grew on me. So I've been tossing a lot of idea's back and forth.
If you wanna start small, do something simple like a picture frame with your favorite piece of fanart of your favorite gem, put a few candles around it, maybe ones that you think would smell like her, so for example some ocean smelling stuff for Lapis or something that doesn't smell quite right like for Amethyst. Make sure the color matches their skin tone too so it glows like they are reformed after being poofed.
So when you turn off the lights, and look at your love's face, you can practically smell her there, and for once you don't feel so alone as you hold a pillow, imagining its her in your arms.
... I'm sorry I got a bit too real there. But with this set up its very simple to do and you can build your altar from there! And, thank you for the compliment, its long a time since anyone has thanked me like that.
Does this place ever do flockdraws?
>everyone was dismissing this as a shitty townie episode
>>86071515
But I like angst episodes
>>86071604
I don't care. Becky, I know you're lurking here. Make it happen!
>>86071625
The flockdraws died years ago.
Now they got replaced with some shitty skycow but it got too autistic and it's not mentioned here.
>>86071615
dude whoa
this doesn't sound like a copy pasta either
mate you're going to ruin me
and I love it
I'm the guy that's doing the pearl wall so I think you know what gem I'd do . . .
Cheers
>>86071425
bad pearl driving Harley-Davison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7VsoxT_FUY&hd=1
>>86071627
>implying /sug/ doesn't dismiss everything as a shitty townie episode
>>86071627
I doubt the Pearl and rose human will lead to anything though, but it is interesting. If Pearl does end up falling in love then I guess I cant really argue with those that claim she's 100% lesbian.
>>86071654
http://flockdraw.com/steven%20universe
Here is a new one
>>86071679
Tbh The Return was a shitty towny episode in everything but name
>>86071615
What smellz do you fill a Jasper shrine with?
>>86071670
>can't post lappy
>notices this postYou stole my heart.
FUCK YOU HITLER
>>86071716
shit taste
>>86071515
Perifags
>HOLY FUCK 10/10 EPISODE. YOU SEE PERIDOT WEARING THAT T-SHIRT?!
>>86071738
>just a pearl doing her job
>>86071553
Alone at Sea was probably being heavily worked on around last August/September since that's when katie and rebecca uploaded those two jaspis-y drawings
>>86071738
>deleting images
WORSE than Hitler
Does anyone have a download for The Answer book?
>>86071738
>>86071758
I didn't even delete anything
>>86071716
I wasn't around then but I love seeing that old return/jailbreak thread; the hype was so real.
>>86071442
Maybe when they have to sneak onto Homeworld in some future arc and she shows the CG's her old workplaces
Another brief flashback I'd like to see is when Lapis first gets back to Homeworld and is captured/interrogated by Jasper and Peridot
>Yes Peridot, as impressed I was by you on the ship,
Did she actually think Lapis didn't hate her?
>>86071444
not the person but here
http://imgur.com/a/oOvho
>>86071715
It's popping off y'allMURDERPSPERM
>>86071724
The most heavy metal sounding perfume or candle you can find. Either that or something orangey, like tangerine or marigolds.
>>86071738
but Pearl is Hitler
>>85888888
>>86071770
>not spending 10 bucks on your own copy
You get what you deserve
>>86071778
any idea where I could /find/ that thread?
PEARL IS MAKING AN HONEST ATTEMPT TO BOND WITH AMETHYST
EPISODE ENDS WITHPEARL SALT
>>86071414
I'm 90% sure that gems can make babies with humans with no repercussions whatsoever and Rose only did that so she could live through Steven because of her "muh growing up" thing.
>>86068447
kek i thought you were banned
>>86071793
I actually had another request specifically for you in the backlogs in case you ever did some requests, but this is A+ too.
>>86071781
I'm hoping gem harvest is actually a homeworld plot related episode with Peridot explaining what harvesting is perhaps through her witnessing it first hand in a flashback.
As Peridot was first and only character to mention it, so it makes sense for her to explain it.
>>86071811
oh you bitch
I printed that one
>>86071842
. . .
30 days
>>86071716
You are a retard
>CG angst as they realize shit has gotten real and they're probably going to die when they send Steven off
>Steven flipping out and learning the truth about gems
>Steven going back
>The entire beach scene
I find myself rewatching it a lot
>>86071823
I was linked a desustorage link a few months back, but I don't have the link myself.
>>86071861
>30 days for underage
what kind of world is this
>>86071878
>what is humour
Time to stop posting, Pearl
>>86071922
>>86071922
>>86071922
NEW THREAD
>>86071861
Shrine helping fag here, did the same thing when I was 16. Stopped going to /mlp/ after that.
>>86071894
I guess its the longest the mods can ban someone for besides a permanent one?
>>86071910
I didn't read what they were replying to, woops
>>86071938
A shrine for who?
>>86071812
I live in buttfuck South America. I can't buy it. I would totally buy it if i could.
>>86071938
hmmm
maybe I could
>>86071772
>deleting an image
Bad form. I deleted my image but it wasn't for me to post another image.
>>86071854
>Peridot suggests they harvest Jasper
>>86071944
Nope. Bans can be any length.
A dude got banned till 2061 because he was shitposting so much.
>>86071944
I was banned for a year when I let it slip I was 17 onceUntil I appealed and said my birthday was next month when it was actually like 7 months away
>>86070608
Yes, after Jasper gets uncorrupted she will be less talkative, constantly on edge, and easily triggered. Are you ready for the ptsd jasper arc?
>>86071849
oh what you do? lay it on me man on the next thread!
>>86070374
I hope SU is almost over at 250+.
>>86072105
> wanting su to end
>>86070283
>mfw I don't work or go to school
>>86070369
>I work on the weekends though
These are different posters? You kind of made it sound like you were the other guy, by answering a question directed at him.
/sug/ slowing down
>>86072128
>wanting SU to be the new spongebob/the simpsons/family guy
>>86072164
Good point
>>86072161
There is a new thread up.
>>86071922
>>86071922
>>86071922
PAGE 10 BITCHES
>>86068397
Greg's ex