/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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First for Pearl is Pink Pearl.

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https://soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Peridot-Couch-Audition-Steven-Universe-18

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>>85881548
I was gonna jerk it to this, but Oolay Tiger posts a bunch of undertale daddy-dom shit and I can't get over that.

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>>85881548

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HEY SHAKE A GREG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV_fadZ58yE

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>>85881548
k

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Piorl

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>Poel posters

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>>85881548
Lewd

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>>85881547
C U T E

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BEST FUSION

ЛУЧШEE CЛИЯHИE

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV_fadZ58yE

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>>85881548
Oh jeezuz fuck thats hot

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>>85881604
fixed

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Yellow Pearl HAS to be the best pearl because she's the only pearl I want to fug.

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Taking a few diddly doodly requests

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>>85881614

>>85881547
4serious though, her origin story must have some pretty major spoilers involved if they've never even hinted at it this far in. Even RQ had Bismuth say she was just a regular Quartz made in the dirt

>>85881615
In ten years there will be a comedy-only Steven Universe reboot called Steven Universe GO! in exactly this art style.

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>>85881548
Why Perry so sexy?

>>85881627
A giant defective Ruby being bullied by the smaller ones

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>>85881627
Garnet
>The case replaced with some bubbled gems

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>>85881627
all three pearls pregnant, fawning over a dejected steven

>>85881627
Steve Got Buff

>>85881638
Because shes short, sweet, and alien

>>85881627
Pearl drilling a hole in the ground leading to Rose's bathroom.

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>>85881627
Jasper getting turned on from fighting

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>>85881548
Will Connie try to up her?

>>85881616
That could be a new character! I can fucj the cookie and the milk!

Yess

>>85881548
>Peridot is my waifu
>listen to this
>don't even get a boner
The voice is too fucking cringeworthy.

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Lappy makes me happy

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>>85881627
Peridot on the "job" from >>85881548

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>>85881548
Peri is for sexual.

>>85881638
Teeth, green, swag.

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>>85881607

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Bob.

You people are trash. This isn't even show discussion it's just waifu garbage.

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>>85881548
Will Peridot pass on what she learned?

>>85881705
welcome to /sug/, faggot. now fuck off.

>>85881705
We discuss in the past. A lot of people sleeping rn.

>>85881705
We don't have a new episode to discuss

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>>85881705

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>>85881713
>Pearl
>pointing out the saltiness of another gem
kek

>>85881705
The real discussion comes only around the time a new episode airs. Leave these threads if you don't like image dumps.

>>85881616
I actually like this. I like this a lot.

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Can Steven go Super Saiyan Rosé?

>>85881734
Why isn't there a /sug/ version of this?

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How do I get a fictional character to fug me?

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>>85881713
>TFW i am mad cuz im single

How long does Steven have until the next calamity? What do you think it will be?

It's kind of sad he can't just be a kid.

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>>85881636
That's cause she's PP.

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>>85881627
A human villain.

>>85881750
>buy asian housewife
>brainwash them into watching clips of your waifu by holding there eyes open with pins like roboparents fon zim
>give them costume to act like said character
Profit?

>>85881750
talk to /x/ they'll find a demon for you

>>85881705
But anon, I have a story to tell.

I have a terminal illness. It's called Waifu Fever, if I don't talk about my waifu, I will die. My doctor gave me a note and now at my job at Walmart, they have to let me shitpost on here on the job so I can function correctly. Walmart doesn't want a massive lawsuit on their hands, so please, let me post about my waifu. It's not bad, it's saving my life.

>>85881759
"Gem Harvest" will probably have some real shit going down

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>>85881616
Le Reee

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>>85881768
>holding there eyes open
>there

>THERE

>>85881768
Fake. Imitation. Not real.

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>tfw you shatter Pink Diamond
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKZTR8EVCX8

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>>85881616
Thiccer is better

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>>85881750
the bug is not for fug

>>85881636
>if they've never even hinted at it this far in
They've hinted at it plenty. There's been loads of hints that Pearl wasn't a free gem but a slavelike servant, the personal pearl of Rose Quartz. It was a big reveal, as at first the show sort of insinuated Pearl and Rose would have had a romantic relationship, considering Pearl's longing and adoration and "none you had what we had" etc, but it's being shown more and more that it may have just been a pearl's worshiping of her owner, and not a romantic attachment between equals at all.

It's only "mysterious" if one for whatever reason stubbornly refuses to believe that Pearl can't have belonged to Rose despite the obvious hints in the story. Pearl was PD's pear only makes sense if one is adamant to deny what's being shown in favor of their own headcanon.

>>85881535
Cosplaying weeaboo slut, huh?
You mean connie?

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>>85881646 thats a cold and sad start to requests

So we have:

>Yellow Diamond:
Rubies
Peridot
Jasper

>Blue Diamond:
Ruby
Sapphire
Lapis

>Pink Diamond
Rose
Pearl(?)
Amethyst
Jasper (in the past)

>White Diamond
-

>>85881831
But Connie is not a slut.

>>85881547
>>85881596
>>85881762
What's with the pink pearl love? Did i miss a spoiler?

>>85881781
Yikes, that name doesn't bode well.

>>85881817
Close enough

>>85881847
>Did i miss a spoiler?
Nah, it's just fan headcanon autism

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Only quartz gems are waifu material

>>85881744
no
he hasn't murdered everyone on earth yet

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Here is your daily? Pearl

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>>85881825
Obesity is unhealthy, anon-kun

>>85881862
Oops its sideways

>>85881855
Shame. I love mysterious spoilers.


Hey when did people first start speculating that the cookie cat song was foreshadowing?

>>85881842
Yeah, it's been brought up a lot how we don't have any gems that we can tie straight to White Diamond like we can with the other Diamonds. The current theories are that they either just haven't shown them yet, or that White Diamond oversees all of the gems and as such doesn't have any exclusively for her.

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>>85881825
I am SOOOO want a fanfic based on this pic. Actually, I also want R34 with this two.

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>>85881701
draw more when you can anon

>>85881638
>Peridot finds out she does in fact have shapeshifting powers
>Can only increase or decrease the size of her butt

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Was Ringo foreshadowing?

>>85881865
delet

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>>85881859

>>85881900
For what?

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>>85881901
no ;^)

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>>85881647

>>85881901
fuck you and your "safe zone" BS

>>85881831
I thought Connie was half Jap on her father's side.

>>85881865
Marginally better

Wtf I hate fat people now

>>85881701
I was the OR
Nice job :)
Looking forward to more

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>>85881865
>>85881865
But Tumblr says otherwise!

>>85881910
A human villain? A villain who tricks the good guys? Something like that.

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Pearl is the only gem with a multiple color scheme aside from her white skin color. Yet it's still obvious she belonged to PD (pink hair, pink diamond on her space suit). I still hold by the theory that she refuses to dress in one monotone color out of a sense of rebellion.

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>>85881918
pls, pls delet

>>85881865
Its still hot mang

>>85881934
delet your fourchan account

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RIP Steven

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>>85881847
>Yikes, that name doesn't bode well.
Yep, next week. Reminds me of the time when we had Rose's Scabbard, then some lighter episodes, The Message, then Political Power in between and then boom, The Return and Jailbreak when shit got real.

Now, there's been a similar alternation of serious and lighter episodes. We had the Jasper backstory arc in Crack the Whip, a bit lighter in Steven vs. Amethyst, then the emotional beating of Bismuth-Beta-Earthlings, then Back to the Moon which was a bit lighter despite giving backstory, Bubbled which was quite serious, Kindergarten Kid for pure silliness, Know your Fusion and Buddy's book for more silliness but also some lore, Mindful education which was again quite serious showing Steven's got some trauma building up.

Now apparently Zoltron will be a bit lighter again, but Gem Harvest after that will very likely be serious bisnizz. Every episode with "gem" in the name so far has been a big one - Gem Glow, starting the show, Mirror Gem and Ocean Gem with introducing a new gem and starting to change the tone of the show, Gem Drill with dealing with the Cluster and Peridot helping in canceling the apocalypse.

And now, Gem Harvest. Remembering how Peridot reacted when unbubbled, "y-youre going to harvest me!", I'm quite sure it won't be a fluffy filler fun episode.

I'm quite hype.

>>85881910
A Beatles reunion tour

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>>85881906
Mass Suicide

Do you think we're ever going to find out the origins of the Gems as a species? For some reason I'm really curious how the Four Diamonds were created and how they learned to make more Gems and what the goo they use to do it. There's so much lore and shit but we always have really slice of lifey stuff instead. That's not a bad thing but It drives me nuts.

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>>85881865
>those lips
>those arms
>those hips
what a semen demon

>>85881977
I wouldn't count on it.

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>>85881934
not enough pls

>>85881979
why are you so disgusting

why do you want to have sex with cartoon characters

can't you put your dick in a glory hole

>>85881956
Gem Hunt wasn't that serious tho

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>>85881535
>Let Pearl know your job is done

What did Rebecca mean by this?

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>>85881655

>>85881977
unless the narrative depends on it, I wouldn't need it.
if there is nothing that we need to know, don't ruin it with a possibly badly executed or half-assed explanation.

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>>85881547
Clearly she's Rick's Pearl. He won her as a reward for special favors towards Homeworld and then he ditched her in front of Rose's HQ when he got tired of her.

And that's why Poil only goes for girls

>>85881977
I honestly think they're just naturally occurring.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiS1xQoQvKE

I fucking love MGS. Venom Snake will return, right?

>>85881995
>thinks appreciating a body means desiring sex
what are you, 12?

>>85881862
Ill try to draw one a day while waiting for class. I have a long wait today though so requests?

>>85881956
>And now, Gem Harvest. Remembering how Peridot reacted when unbubbled, "y-youre going to harvest me!", I'm quite sure it won't be a fluffy filler fun episode.


I think it's going to deal with the concept of how homeworld uses gems to fuel things for power.

>>85882020
>>thinks appreciating a body means desiring sex

You literally called her a semen demon implying you wanted to put semen in her.

>>85881999
Oh damn I forgot that. But I disagree, it had Connie's first mission, showing she's becoming a competent fighter and a teammate for Steven, and also started the whole Jasper building an army out of corrupted gems thing. It worked really well with Crack the Whip which then had an actual showdown between Stevonnie and Jasper. In a way, it launched the events that led to Beta-Earthlings, and also may have introduced the theory with which Steven will ultimately cure corruption.

The thing is that none of the "gem" eps have been pointless filler like Joking Victim or Sadie's Song or such

>>85882032
no, I just said she'd be very proficient at handling it.
Wicked blowjob lips, 3 armed handies, and a certain thickness to make her more enduring.

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>>85881954
Let the poor boy get some sleep

>>85881931
A significant human villain doesn't really fit in SU.

The focus is currently on the threat of homeworld, and the homeworld gems would never ally with a human, it'd be like allying with a very dumb insect from their perspective.

Maybe if this villain wasn't a proper villain, but a plot point to distract the CGs so that when homeworld attacks they aren't prepared? Honestly i can't see it happening.

Besides, didn't his power come from that gem or something? I guess maybe it's hinting at a human controlling or using a gem somehow. But that hasn't been suggested anywhere else, besides possibly the together breakfast monster.

>>85881956
Good point anon, time to get hyped.

>>85881993
Dear god anon, have mercy, i only have a few more pls left to last the month. I still need to reach my shitpost quota by friday. How will i feed my family?

>>85882052
I'm deleting 4chan

>>85882052
not that anon but
>a certain thickness
anon thats not a certain thickness its the fucking grimace, there's thicc and then morbidly obese

>>85881995
Because im a pervy fuck who wants to be soanked by a paddle from a japanesse lolita.

>>85882063
no pls don't, some of you are alright!

>>85882026
Yeah, like having Lapis power the mirror etc

And also Jasper's indoctrination spiel about how those gems that don't fit the order of the diamonds through not filling their purpose must be purged etc

>>85882032
Anon you're clearly very new. Stop embarrassing yourself. "who's this semen demon" is essentially a meme expression by now

>>85882065
click up the comment chain, my initial post were to the "thinner" versions of smokey quartz.

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>>85882059
not my probs buddo, ya got til 5 o'clock

>>85882017
uhm.. well..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3hjRKGrC40

>>85882065
Can someone please draw Smokey Quartz as Grimace. I'm dying here.

>>85882054
Pearl's expression in this one reminds me strongly of Auntie Whispers

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>>85882088
DELETE THIS

>>85882084
That one's cute actually. Thank goodness, i was this close to offering you my firstborn.

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>>85882089

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>>85882080
srry anon have a chicken

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>>85882128
it's starting to grow on you

>>85881759
>It's kind of sad he can't just be a kid
He reads mahou shoujo, he probably dreamt of a life he is currently living.

That's what happen when you make a wish on the Paw.

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If you were a gem, which diamond would you belong too? What kind of gem/role would you have?

>>85882159
I'd be a Rose Quartz for Pink Diamond

:^)

>>85882159
Untill we know more about her, white. And untill we know more about gems I ain't picking shit

>>85882159
White Diamond

I'd hope to be part of her Elite Honor Guard

>>85882159
Why does Pink Diamond only have one planet?

>>85882183
Probably because she was new. The planets they hold in their hands are probably their birth planets

>>85882193
Yellow Diamond is holding two planets. Was she born on two worlds? doubt it

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>>85882088
Listen I know that the Metal gear series has always been a little detached from reality but a fucking dimensional warp storm acting like a very angry sky vacuum dropping people off in rural Australia is where I draw the line.

>the "totally not zombie" has a glowing gem in it
WAS THIS WHAT THE DIAMONDS HAD PLANNED FOR THE HUMANS ALL ALONG?

>>85882226
I don't even think those are planets. I think those are systems, but shes the only one holding anything like that. Something is up with yellow.

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>>85882226
> Post yfw Yellow Diamond is a Secret Fusion

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>>85882226
Yellow Diamond is holding two suns that have smaller planets around them, indicating solar systems, and also several single planets.

But yeah it reinforces that most likely the thing they hold isn't their birth planet, but maybe instead their primary holding or territory or such

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>>85881995
>why do you want to have sex with cartoon characters
How can you NOT want to fuck cartoon characters? Did you see real girls/ They obnoxious. 2D is the only way.

>>85882250
>>85882226

It looks like the light that happened with the corruption song. I forget the episode or I'd post a screnshot.

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Jasper deserves a good rest

>>85882054
Will cross help him against ungodly Pearl?

tfw this /sug/ is full of perifags
Need some shit for my collection

Rewatching the series, got to Together Breakfast. Garnet was trying to bubble the smoke created from burning the magic scroll, but after it possessed the breakfast Steven just pushed it in the lava destroying it. Did he horribly burn a gem's soul to death because of his disgusting pancakes?

>>85882272
2D girls look literally as disgusting as the fatty you're posting now.

>>85882290
Jesus fucking Christ.

I don't think Gems can die from lava. Right?

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The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
When I awoke, dear, I was mistaken
So I hung my head, and I cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You’ll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away.

>>85882290
Souls do not exist, only consciousness does.

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>>85882088
>human zombies missing their heads with giant diamonds sticking out of their necks

Is this what Rebecca is planning for Season 4? A Homeworld bioweapon to mutate humans into gems?

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>>85882287

So if Buck Dewey = Garnet, Sour Cream = Pearl, Jenny Pizza = Amethyst and Onion = Steven, who are the rest of the townie/gem counterparts?

>>85882159
>white diamond's body is split where she's holding her planet
Weird.

>>85882313
Garnet sure doesn't.

>>85882265
My theory is white was the first diamond and shes holding the original homeworld

>>85882274
You're thinking of same old world and while I'd agree they've got things in orbit so I doubt it

>>85882313
Garnet can't, apparently pearl and amethyst can

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>>85881857
>barney

no

>>85882323
Ronaldo = Peridot
Lars = Lapis

>>85882316
Dont you dare to shove your atheism in my christian cartoon.

>>85882017
We Norman Snakedus now though

>>85882146
Not really. Although i admit SQ wouldn't translate into real life well at all. The problem with her design is that it's exaggerated and very attached to the format/medium. I'm not explaining this well. Compare it to garnet or pearl, both are stylised, but still definitely human in proportion. Compare it to donald duck, how would you translate donald duck to the real world without either creating an ugly/unrealistic monstrosity, or putting clothes on a duck.

It's similar with smokey, she's meant to be fat, but while she looks cute in 2D, a perfectly accurate (including exaggerated features) version of her would be awful irl.

To translate garnet into the real world you'd have to fudge some of the details, eg the disproportionate waist. Smokey is the same, an irl smokey would work better if it accounted for the change in context. What i mean to say is that the real world has much stricter limits, irl smokey should, possibly would be fat, probably in between thicc and bbw, but not a monster.

>>85882326
That's either a stylistic choice or the CORE OF ALL GEMKIND. DESTROY THE CORE TO DESTROY THE GEMS.

>>85882348
Christianity does not exist in Steven Universe.

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>>85882297
So you mean not disgusting at all?

>>85882333
>My theory is white was the first diamond and shes holding the original homeworld
Yeah, I think so too

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Did someone say Smoky Quartz?

>>85882326
White Diamond's also the only one not in profile

>>85882365
Does that mean that we watching with a whole world of infidels destined to burn in hell?

>>85882344
Ronaldo has dreads and is huge zealot. Bismuth.

>>85882392
Sorry, I forgot to delete "with", my mistake.

>>85882392
Religion does not exist in the world Steven Universe.

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gems harness quantum foam to build their bodies. they're basically "Maxwell's demons". gems pick and choose the subatomic particles as the they pop in and out of existence to build their bodies.

the light that is seen when they reform, make weapons, shape shift, etc is hawking radiation. the anti-particles they discarded in these processes.

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>>85882371
She looks like a California Raisin here.

>>85882383
I also say "we need R34 of her"

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Do you think pink diamond will be truly outrageous?

>>85882415
So what are the Middle East people fighting over?
Water/oil supply? Ancient gem superweapons that were burred in the sand?

>>85882415
>implying they don't worship Gemsus Chryst.

>>85882334
Barney fag has been perma banned many times, hes dead

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By the way, who do people think the Pyramid gem is? The gem resembles a diamond, being a diamond-shaped table cut like what we've seen on the other diamonds, but if WD was bubbled or contained first in the pyramid and now in Lion, wouldn't it be reflected in the HW logo?

>>85882440
There's probably no conflict in Middle East either in SU Universe.

>>85882445
Yes. It would also be incredibly stupid.

>>85882415
And that is fucking wrong. Ronaldo said that he beleves in afterlife and ghosts - you cant just make this concepts without some kind of religion.

Also gems have fucking TENOLES and MOON GODDES STATUE.

ALSO BUDDY CALLED ROSE AN ANGEL IN HIS DIARY!

Learn the lore. Reeeeeeeee.

>>85882445
A random corrupted gem.

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>>85882445
Also in this mural, is it the same gem fighting Rose and then being sort of contained, surrounded by hands, with a triangle behind her head? She doesn't have a diamond gem, it's a triangle. But she's clearly someone important, fighting Rose like that. The facial markings sort of resemble the pyramid gem, but the pyramid gem, again, had a diamond type table cut

>>85882415
complete falsehood mate
the crewniverse isn't that edgy

>>85882465
Mayor Dewey said hope for peace in the Middle East.
Unless the Middle East is a different land than Earth's Middle East.

>>85882445
Adding to that, again, white probably provided materials and gems for the colony as well. I still maintain our pearl was a gift from white to pink

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>>85882465
>no conflict
>in sandnigger land
It doesn't work that way

>>85882476
>TENOLES
I mean TEMPLES of course.

>>85882445
Lonsdaleite. Anime super mode of White Diamond.

>>85881548
Do people who do this suck on dildos and shit?

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>>85882360
>while she looks cute in 2D

u wot m8

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>>85882318
A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE CLUSTER

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Reminder that steven would watch and love MLP.
Do you still believe in steven?

>>85882492
>I still maintain our pearl was a gift from white to pink
I really, really don't think Pearl was any diamond's personal pearl at any point. If anything she probably just wears colourful clothing to go with the star symbol, to show that she's not under any diamond's authority any more and can wear ALL THE COLORS AT ONCE if she so pleases, to demonstrate Rose's rebellion or such

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>>85881548
This is not the boner i was expecting...

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endgame

>>85882524
Steven has shit taste in fiction is canon.

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>>85882536
>implying the meme dorito will ever be taken seriously

>>85882531
Its possible, but the way this show is? I think unlikely. Pearls being made specifically for gems means she was someone's and her gem location means it was someone under white at first. But its possible it wasn't white herself. We've only seen 3 pearls and two of them were diamond pearls with gem placements matching their diamonds.

>>85882415
Matt Barnett is a stupid SJW faggot who lies. We have multiple references to deities

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>Hey, look at me, Steven! I'm a pimple!

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>>85881705

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So what was up with the lighthouse gem anyway? She's the only gem we've seen thus far be able to project footage from her gem like pearl. She also had the ability to possess inanimate objects. Also how was she so close to the temple for so long and completely undetected by the CGs?

>>85882480
contd
Also it's interesting how in the mural, Rose is fighting with the pink diamond symbol, while the white pyramid gem is attacking surrounded by white diamond symbols.

Could it be that she's a high-ranking military gem of White Diamond? Same way that Rose was a high-ranking gem of PD? I mean, we haven't seen any WD gems yet, that we know of - but since WD seems to be the most influential diamond, probably controlling HW, wouldn't it make sense that she'd have sent someone to contain the rebellion as well? YD sent troops, as well, so most likely WD would have sent someone?

Actually, seeing how the Pyramid gem had been "buried" in a pyramid, with murals and protection measures and shit, which I doubt was built by the CG after the corruption nuke, could it be it's her defeat that finally prompted the Diamond Authority to blast 'em with the corruption nuke?

>>85881572
FILTHY STINKING CHERRY BURGER
https://youtu.be/N7gwoV1nqwI

>>85882183
>>85882193
It's Earth

>>85882647
Stealth powers

>>85882662
Yes I know its earth, I'm saying I think the ones they're holding are their first planets. I kinda think thats maybe where they were born but then you've got the mess yellow is holding so who knows

>Steven burns the thing from scroll
>We know that it was created using gem powder
>Still alive gem powder
So... Steven kills his first gem at age 12?

>>85881572
IT'S MR. LEG!

>>85882647
Gem shards and dust can posses inanimate objects as well.

>>85882537
Who would stevens favorite pony be?
Cadance?

>>85882689
You're completely right. I don't know why I forgot about that...

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>>85881548
>>85881548
>>85881548

>>85882697
Which one is the most prone to crying and being manic depressive?

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What is the final consensus on Mindful Education and Stevonnie? Was it his first meaningful character development episode? Does it even count as character development for him or is it just further development for Steven and Connie?

>>85882734
They*
Them*

>>85881663
Pic sauce?

>>85882563
>her gem location means it was someone under white at first
Nah, that's a fan headcanon. There's hundreds of pearls on HW; even grunt soldiers can get one if they pull a feat amazing enough. Aside from Pearl, we've only seen 2, both of which were the personal pearls of the Diamond matriarchs. It's simply not enough to form the conclusion that hurr all pearls have their gem placement match their owners, they could be made-to-order.

If anything, it means that Pearl can't have been a diamond's personal pearl. We've seen that 2 out of 4 diamonds, that's 50%, have their PERSONAL pearls match their colouring in hair and attire color, and also the gem placement match their revered owners. However, Pearl has pink hair, but a forehead gem placement. Therefore, it's most likely she was never a diamond's personal pearl. The pink hair, worshipful adoration of Rose, pink diamond on the pre-rebellion spacesuit, being referred to as Rose's pearl at least twice by different people, her close relationship with Rose even though Rose didn't give a shit about her romantic feelings and happily cavorted around with different men etc all point towards her having been Rose's personal pearl, under PD's authority but not hers directly.

Definitely it's dumb to assume that every gem would have their gem placement match their diamond's placement, we've seen this isn't the case. So I don't think that pearl's gem location means anything other that she most likely wasn't PD's personal pearl, because she'd have been made to imitate her and PD had a navel gem.

>>85882729
Rarity of course.

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>>85882697
Pinkie Pie, 'cause she's all about enjoying life and being happy (and also can't handle negative emotions). He'd want to help Luna fit into regular pony society because he's redemption mad.

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>>85882747
gundam zz

>>85882744
I'm not listening to you, tumblr.

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>>85881932
What do you think was the punishment for the soldiers who got shamefuly poofed by a "mere pearl"? Do you think their fellow gemkind soldiers looked down on them?

>>85882734
The final consensus was that Garnet is still the worst relationship in the series
Her halves cant keep themselves apart for more than 1 minute without crying or trying to fuse again.Its more toxic than Malachite

>>85882767
Garnet and Pearl call them that dumbass.

>>85882761
Thanks babe

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>>85882536
>this artist...

On the last Amor de Gema:

>>85882787
Stevonnie is ONE person. You can't sway me with your weird pronoun etiquette. Stevonnie is a he.

>>85882787
It just makes more sense to call Stevonnie they.

Steven's not a girl so why would Stevonnie be a she?

>>85882781
They got harvested for having failed so shamefully m8
Pearl dealt death and destruction

>>85882767
They're two people using different pronouns so it's them you pleb.

>>85882802
Because Stevonnie is a singular consciousness while fused?

>>85882800
"They" has been used as a gender neutral singular pronoun since Shakespeare.

/r/ing Here comes the ROCKS.gif

>>85882807
Pretty shitty, senpai. You should have used 4chan colors for background to the text.

>>85882800
Nice headcanon but they get called they in the show.

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If there's any drawfriends in here today I humbly request Stevonnie in this outfit.

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Post some booty /sug/

>>85882815
"They" is a perfectly acceptable singular when speaking about a subject of unknown gender. It's not even a new Tumblr-age thing

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>>85882814
>>85882819
>>85882826
>freaking out because someone didn't use muh pronoun
I'm calling Stevonnie a he. You better not say another word about it, else there will be dire consequences. DIRE consequences.

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Can people post the different gem points? I only have Peridot, Pearl, and Malachite.

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>>85882826
Except fusions are canonically singular.

>>85882850
>It's a 'he's autistic about his headcanons' episode

>>85882845
He is acceptable too.

>>85882857
For what you've been given Peridot points?

>>85882880
Memes, Mountain Dew, and Doritos.

>>85882860
Stevonnie's sync ratio is shit right now.

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>>85882800
What if Stevonnie's chosen pronoun is 'she'? It'd be mighty disrespectful of you to take that away from her.

>>85882860
Garnet calls them 'they' fampai. :^)

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>>85882781
TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL

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>>85882870
THAT'S IT! I'm calling them e, eir, em, and emself! You specifically are to blame!

>>85882697
He's somewhat guilty before moon goddess.

>>85882844

stockings and garters are the best 'limb enhancers'.

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>>85882857

>>85882850
No I'm just saying you don't understand your own language if you think "they" as a singular pronoun isn't legitimate.

You're either uneducated or retarded.

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post pearls!

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>check schedule
>no Steven Universe mini-marathon

Why is CN doing this? I need this to function.

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>>85883008

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>>85883008

>>85882860
They is singular dumbass

>>85883019

according to the listings i saw, they are having an hour of episodes at 7pm EDT.

>>85883023
>ywn get a blowjob from a mouth gem by putting your dick in their space pocket aperture

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>>85883030

>>85883031
>"they" can have multiple meanings because English idiotically doesn't have gender neutral singular pronouns
FTFYF

>>85882781
I think Pearl's greatest weapon is that the enemy underestimate her.
>oh it's just a Pearl
next they know, they're poofed.

>>85883046
Yeah, they usually have one right before [as] but not having the morning mini-marathon is just asinine.

Fuck TTG

>>85883075
it?

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>>85883100
Only if you use extremely sexual subtext.

>>85882990
>Holopearl and JamiePearl
These are worthless

>tfw you will never see a diamond pet a pearl

WHERE
ARE
MY
LEAKS?!

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>>85883008

>>85883111
>he hasn't collected enough jamie points to ravage boipucci

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Well fuck my shit up /sug/
I just found out that my suicidal adopted brother wants to marry and move in with a 21 year old girl who lives with their mother in Scotland. Apparently they met over Xbox live and have been video chatting for a week. I've been trying to talk him out of it but I'm afraid he might kill himself if he can't go.

>>85883090
wouldn't that only work once or twice, after she pops a quartz you'd think the gem armies would know not to underestimate her unless she always leaves no survivors

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>>85883120
HERE!

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Reminder that Steven woke up naked next to Connie and Connie saw nothing.

Reminder that everyone in Beach City has seen Steven naked but Connie.

>>85883147
How well trained are the hw gems tho. Jasper shrugged off attacks from amethyst and pearl had a hard time dealing with her in on the run.

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>>85883145
Gotta tell you to fuck off for blog posting but holy fuck, how old is your adopted brother, otherwise just get the police on that shit if it's a big enough age gap.

>>85883100

nah, use "shit". that covers "he", "she" and "it".

>>85883163
STEVEN REVERTED BACK TO A ZYGOTE

>>85883111

you use those on the penny gumball gem machines.

>>85883163
Reminder that kids find naked funny, and that's who this show is aimed at.

>>85883145
Maybe if you were there for him when he needed you he wouldn't feel the need to move away just for some compassion.

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Peri makes Lapi wet

>>85883163
The Frybo nakedness was purely to set up an asscrack joke.

>>85883165
yeah but she's a perfect gem, according to peradot at least, and her combat techniques in gem to gem warfare wouldn't have waned like with the crystal gems

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>>85883169
He's 18 and hasn't finished his schooling. He hasn't even been living with my family for a year yet.

>>85883196
But Lapis is always wet, she's made of water.

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Endgame ship

>>85883226

no, she's a gem with a hard light construct body that can control water.

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>>85882522
>A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE CLUSTER
I don't think I will ever get tried of metalgear memes

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>>85882287

>>85881932
Her gem isn't pink though

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>>85883222
>Garnet during SWI

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>>85883202
>>85883186
Why does that matter?

>>85883269

she should be holding one arm back, flipping off the people she's looking at.

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>>85883277
I really want them to do an anime episode and to straight up make Steven do some crazy diamond shit

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>>85881548
The lewd noises were good but I didn't care for the inpression

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>>85881616
but i want to fuck the lucky cat

>>85883310

should have been Amethyst shapeshifted into a frog.

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>>85883277

>>85883310
Stop listening to Vapor Wave and listen to some good music for 2 seconds!

>>85882518
Just dildos, I think. Most of them, at least.

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Are you for real.