Miss me yet?

>>85667574
stop it, you're making me want the brown girl.

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>>85667603
Don't say that

>>85667603
Pedophile detected

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I bet you won't see any hard nipples in the new Spider-Man movie.

>>85667574
>>>/tv/

lmao no way, you were a terrible MJ

Nearly everyone in the Tobey movies was miscast, the only two rock solid choices were JJJ and Doc Ock even though Molina isn't really a traditional Doc Ock, he's still fucking great because he's Alfred gosh darned Molina

The only good MJ was the one from Spectacular Spider-Man.

Enough threads about this.

It's 2016. We can have a black MJ.

>>85667770
I always forgot Kirsten Dunst has awesome tits, she has this really weird face with bad teeth. But her body is pretty killer.

>>85667574
good god no

lmao god no

>>85667574
She was a pretty good Gwen Stacy

>>85667929
CURRENT YEAR

>>85667864
Willem Dafoe was great as GG though

So how will /tvco/ ultimately respond when Spider-Man Homecoming is the highest grossing and best rated Spider-Man movie to date?

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>>85667956
>she has this really weird face with bad teeth
But is was beautiful, anon

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>>85668276
oh you

>>85667574
I liked her

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>>85668276
I doubt that any of MCU Spider-Man movies will be better than Spider-Man 2.
Probably will make more money since it's MCU, but won't be better.

>>85668276
I'll be happy, but deep down I'll miss Raimi.

>>85668634
It would be pretty hard to beat in terms of quality because It's the best Superhero film ever made.

>>85667574
Not really, honestly MJ in the Raimi trilogy kinda sucked.

>>85668722
It is, alongside Batman Begins, Blade (first two movies), Watchmen, X-Men 2 and Man of Steel.

>>85667574
>>85667646
>>85667770
I feel like she looked the hottest in the first movie. Maybe it's because of the hair color. In the first movie she has this bright and fiery shade of red and then in the second and third she had a more subdued and darker shade (which made her look very plain).

>>85668964
>Man of Steel

Here's your (you).

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Superior spider bitch coming through

>>85668964
>Any Blade
>Watchmen
>X-Men 2
>Man of Steel
Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 it 8/8

>>85667574
>Zero chemistry with Peter
>LITERALLY hooks up with every male available to her - Flash, John Jameson, Harry, Peter, ditches them for Peter at various stages.
>Nothing but a damsel in distress for three films in a row

At this point in time they could announce a Chinese transgender midget with no hair was playing MJ and it'd still be better than her.

>>85669556
>he don't like Blade
Your taste reeks

>>85668964
your list was fine until
>Man of Steel

>>85669711
>Implying I don't think the first two Blade films are okay, but nowhere near great

>>85669664
>It's the actress's fault the writing was shit.

>>85669820
List better Pre-MCU movies then

>>85669856
Not strictly true, but writing and actress both contribute to what constitutes a character. And that iteration of the character was awful due to both the actress and the writing.

So yeah, Welcoming a new take on it with open arms.

>>85670085
I can see the chemistry part.
But how is it at all her fault she was paired with other guys and she was written as a damsal in distress?

>>85670240
Writing AND the actress both contribute to the character. And that CHARACTER was awful, due to BOTH the actress AND the writing.

So I'm welcoming a new take on the CHARACTER.

Didn't think I had to spell that out.

>>85670296
Yeah I know that.
I'm asking how your two last points here
>>85669664

Are her fault. You made it seem like you just didn't like her with your transgender midget comment.

>>85669423
This is true

>>85670413
Third time is a charm...

It's her CHARACTER that's unlikable. They could cast literally anyone to play the new version and it would be better because the Rami version of the CHARACTER was awful.

Part of that was due to the acting, part of it was due to the writing, both of those factors contribute to the CHARACTER being horrid.

So yes, a transgender midget could do a better job. With the underlying assumption that the writing be better.

Character = Acting + Script.

Bad actor + Bad script = bad character.

New Actor + New script = New character, which is likely going to be better than Bad actor + Bad Script = Bad Character.


Following?

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The perfect Peter and MJ were already together on TV at the time. Missed opportunity.

>>85671315
You never answered my question.
So i'm assuming you just hate Kristen Dunst?
It wasn't her fault. A bad writer/director will ruin a character, she's a fine actress but was held back by the production staff.

>>85671676
Yeah, what the fuck? Why didn't Eric ever have a Spider-Man fantasy sequence? That's totally up his alley.

>>85671676
I definitely agree with you on Topher Grace. He would have been great as Peter Parker/Spider-Man in my opinion. In fact I'd argue he would have been better than Tobey Maquire.

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She was better in Fargo

>>85669423
>completely flat chested
And that's fine women of all sizes and shapes warrant representation and respect

>>85667929
>We can have a black MJ
as long as she has enormous tiddies I'm good

>>85673168
>>85667929
Is she gonna be a redhead? As long as she's a redhead idgaf if they slap a wig on her and put her in whiteface and she looks like pippi longstocking

>>85667574
Nope

>>85671315
>so yes, a transgender midget could do a better job
please for the love of god dont temp them

>>85667574

She should have kept that hair color for all of the movies.

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>>85667574

MJ is blacked? Dang. I could head to /pol/ or..

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Dude diversity lmao

>>85676408
Is the dude in the back playing Ganke?

>>85673230
The colour of her hair didn't define who she was as a person anon

>>85676408
really? this is your idea of 'muh diversity'

looks no different than photos from my old high school.

>>85676464
>Is the dude in the back playing Ganke?

No. 'Ganke the rank' isn't in Homecoming. He's playing Ned Leeds. Which means I guess we'll never get Hobgoblin, unless he's going to loose more than half his bodymass in weight.

>>85668964
You can remove the Snyder films and I would agree with you.

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>>85676408
>Ned Leeds is a lardass
>Flash is brown manlet
>MJ is not a red-head
Unless they don't cast someone outstanding as Norman, JJJ ans Brock, I don't have any faith in this iteration of Spider-Man.

>>85676408
She's cute in this pic.

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>>85676624
>Ned Leeds is a lardass
Hobgoblin isn't really that big a villain. It's an okay sacrifice
>Flash is brown manlet
Being a bully is more important, and you don't need to be physically imposing to be one anymore. And both he and Leeds probably won't show up again in the MCU.
>MJ is not a red-head
MJ isn't even in the movie.

>>85668276
Shit on it while it makes money like every other movie that happens to?

>>85676653
How do you know this list is not complete bullshit?

>>85672831

We can give honorable mention to that episode where he beat a dude up, and afterward claimed that he learned the moves he used from reading Spider-Man.

>>85676408
Looks like a modern day high school in New York to me.

>>85677444

How do you know a nigger playing Mary Jane is not? There's literally no evidence to support it. It's a sourceless rumors.

>>85667574
Disney is starting to do full damage control. Had the shills at Good Morning America lob some softball questions to some "pop culture critic" I'm sure you can guess the tone of their narrative

>>85669953
Spider-man and spider-man 2

>>85677696
>several scoopers confirmed it
>James hasn't outright denied it
>It just makes sense: she was the first to be cast in the movie aside from Holland, RDJ and Tomei; her name is Michelle, which means her full name could be revealed to be MJ; she will have a bigger role in the sequels.

MCU has gone full SJW with Ike Perlmutter gone, look what they did to Flash. No one is safe now.

>>85677772
James Gunn* if it's not clear.

>>85676653
>betty brandt(m)
what did they mean by this

>>85676567
1.They could just use Roderick Kingsley.

2.We will probably never get the hobgoblin anyways as long as the green goblin exist.

>>85677772
>several scoopers confirmed it
I doubt that. Tabloid bullshit can never be taken seriously.
>James hasn't outright denied it
He also straight up stated that he doesn't know if it's true or not.
>>It just makes sense: she was the first to be cast in the movie aside from Holland, RDJ and Tomei;

Because of all the others cast, she's the most notable.

>her name is Michelle, which means her full name could be revealed to be MJ; she will have a bigger role in the sequels.

that doesn't necessarily mean it makes her Mary Jane. If anything, that sounds like she's an OC. Which means they'll probably ditch her to make room in the sequel for whoever they cast as Harry, Gwen and Mary Jane when pete goes to college.

>>85676567
Roderick Kingsley is the one true Hobgoblin.>>85676599

>>85677887
Your denial is getting pretty sad.

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>>85677934
>Your denial is getting pretty sad.

It's not denial, I'm just not convinced. If she actually does turn out to be Mary Jane, then I'll take it. Completely revamping a supporting character into something entirely different isn't going kill my interest in this movie. If they make her an interesting character and the actress does a good job doing it, then fine. That's cool.

But saying she's something without sufficient evidence isn't going to convince me.

>>85667574
>>>/pol/

>>85678061
I'm talking about the denial of Peter staying in high school for more than one movie.

>>85678136
>I'm talking about the denial of Peter staying in high school for more than one movie.

Oh. Well considering the MCU progresses in real time, there's no way they can have another Spidey film with him still in Highschool. He's already a Sophomore in Homecoming.

CA:CW, Dr. Strange - 2016 (Freshman)
GoTG2, SM: Homecoming, Thor 3 - 2017 (Sophomore)
BP, Avengers: IW, Ant-Man 2 - 2018 (Junior)
Captain Marvel, Avengers 4 - 2019 (Senior)
Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase 4 - 2020 (College)

Marvel fucked themselves. They can't do more than one highschool movie with Spider-Man. His next solo will logically have him in College.

>>85678236
They already said he'll stay in high school. They'll find a way.

>>85678336
>They already said he'll stay in high school.

So I've heard.

>They'll find a way.

I don't see how unless they're going to shoehorn Spidey/Peter cameos in Dr. Strange, Black Panther, Thor 3, Ant-Man 2 and Captain Marvel.

So unless Peter's gonna have to repeat his Senior year, it really doesn't seem possible or plausible since age is gonna start to show on Holland before long. He's gonna start to look too old to be a convincing teenager in a few years.

>>85677748
See >>85668634
>>85668722
>85668722
>>85668964

>>85669820
Look at this ice skating up hill mother fucker.

>>85676624
Michael K. Williams as JJJ for Spider-Man 2

>>85667574
you betcha

>>85667574
Nope.

>>85677713
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>85669664
You realize none of those were acting issues, right? And that all of them were script issues.

>>85669306
She had a good size in the first movie as well. She got pretty skinny in 2.

>>85681157
Not having chemistry was, but I'd be willing to bet that's more the fault of Tobey being a useless sack of playdough. Either way she was a shit choice for MJ.

>>85667574
In what reality is she a model?

>>85667770
>Tom Cruise hit this when she was only 14
How do I get into Hollywood?

>>85681622
Suck a lot of dick, so you're probably about halfway there already.

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>>85667574
She played Gwen, but she'll always be my one true MJ.

>>85676653
>Being a bully is more important, and you don't need to be physically imposing to be one anymore.

How can you bully someone without having a strong physique? Like you'd need leverage to make the other kid afraid of you. I'd never be scared of a lanky pajeet

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>>85681674
Both Gwens would have been far superior MJs to Dunst.

>>85681664
Lick my balls faggotron

>>85681739
He's going to use his sneeky'jeet tech support powers to cyber bully the shit out of Pete's tumblr account until he gets so triggered he has to run away to his twitter-PTSD safespace quiet zone.

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>>85681674

BDH should've been MJ and Dunst Gwen.

>>85681763
See now you're going backwards, it's like you don't even want to make it in showbiz.

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>>85681774

>>85676475
a characters physical appearance, especially in a comic, plays a large role in defining them. Otherwise, why draw them, or describe a physical appearance, at all?

>>85668634

>Spider-man 2 is good

Can we stop this meme? The movie is cringey bad. Every line is cringey, and the plot doesn't make any sense at all.

>>85682277
Buh- MUH RAIMI, MUH CAMP, MUH AUTISTIC PETER

Only good parts were JJJ and the villain, just like the first one.

>>85682277
>>85682312
It's a shame that Webb didn't get to do a third movie amirite XDD?

>>85682570
Neither of those posts mentioned anything about the ASM series, you can dislike the Raimi films without it having anything to do with the reboot.

>>85682277
Been reading Spider-Man for a long time, and my ranking goes;
TASM>SM2>TASM2>SM>SM3

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>>85682774

>TASM
>above anything

>>85682828
If you stop sucking dicks for long enough to watch it, you realize it's a perfectly good movie whose most common complaint is "They made it, but we already had a Spider-Man movie!"

>>85676408

I'm more pissed off at their pick for Flash. If that whateverthefuckitis tried to bully me I would be confused at most.

>>85682828
>not recognising TASM was the most accurate to characters' personalities and tone
>thinking peter isn't supposed to be a dick at first

>>85682774
>>85682828
If you took the costume and action scenes from ASM2, put them in ASM, cut out the parents espionage plotline, and gave Flash a slightly larger part you'd have the perfect Spider-Man film.

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Overall quality aside, ASM2 had the two best Spidey moments in film history.

Pic related, and saving the little kid from Rhino.

>>85682973
Also all the bits with him doing average Spidey stuff (saving same kid from bullies, helping him fix his project, etc) were better than any of the average Spidey stuff from any other movie.

It sucks that you can tell ASM2 had such a good movie under the surface of all the other tacked on bullshit.