/sug/ - Steven Universe General

>>85603429
DELETE THIS

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nth for Jasper = CDi Ganon

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MADE FOR SEX

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Your daily dose of endgame, as usual.

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connie best waifu

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25th for Jem vs. Gems musical crossover.

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>>85603429
>They pronoun

... I hate that, are we talking hive-gendered people here?

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>>85602369
>anarcho fappis lazulism

Here's your obligatory flag, because the anarchist movement isn't fractured enough already.

SPLITTER!

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>>85603465
How is she in bed though?

>>85603429

>>85603271
>>85603297
' “I don’t care,” said Peridot, only mostly out of jealousy for Lapis’s attention, affection, and eight-inch penis. Peridot was jealous that Lapis refused to punch *her* in the face so lovingly, but she would do it for some weeaboo Black guy with fukkin dirty dreadlocks pretending to be a Gem. Peridot had been busy mulling over whether to fuck another giant green alien doll on the boardwalk, or sucking Ronaldo’s dick to appease that one shitty fan-pairing. She chose the former rather than the latter.

“NO CONTEST!!” yelled Master Hand regarding Peridot’s ease of making the above important life-decision, but fuck Master Hand because he’s not a Steven Universe character.'

>>85603483
It's fine I guess, at least until it's not xir/xers

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Different meep morpist, someone requested Sardonyx eating a tiny slice of pie.

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Do gems obey or choose?

>>85603501
How do you even pronounce, xir? I've always thought it would be pronounced as "sheer" or something, but I'm not entirely sure.

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Explain

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>>85603429
We're back, baby!

>>85603486
That's Fapis Paizuri to you, boy. Pronounce that noble mov'ment with the respect it DESERVES!

>>85603531
we all make mistakes, perhaps enslaved koreans most of all

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Hey /sug/, how about we do this tumblr shit where you choose a character and a funny face from this chart, and I draw it?

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Dear /sug/, I made a Yellow Diamond. I apologize for the shit lighting and the iPhone camera.

>>85603513
The gems obey.
Just like Rose did.

>>85603512
Nice

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>>85603513
Gems Obey
Cristal Gems Chose
It's litterally the entire plot of the show.

>>85603530
I think it's either "zir", like in "Xen", or "ksir"

>>85603565
D7
Kiki

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>>85603545
>Reminder that Sardonyx is a rape baby.

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>>85603512
OR here, I love it! Have a Sardonyx Score for doing such a good job!

I can't bring myself to view any of the gems in a sexual way.
What do?

>>85603513
The gems obey, the diamonds choose.

Up until Centi's story I had a feeling they followed "The Chain that Binds."

>>85603565
C4
Lapis

>>85603570
Tumblr just can't decide which gender-neutral pronoun sounds more retarded.

>>85603590
Thanks anon. :^)

>>85603565
C1
Rose

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>>85603586
>Gems Obey
>Cristal Gems Chose
>It's litterally the entire plot of the show.

But if they're designed to serve, how is rebellion even possible?

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It won't kill her, she just likes the feeling that death brings.

>>85603483
People with headmates, basically

>>85603607
Go to any of the SU threads on /aco/

>>85603565
D4 Pearl

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Is Connie the ultimate fusion partner for Steven or is there someone better?

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BEST SHIP

>>85603642
That's tumblr's term for schizophrenia, right?

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZcU9W2h94
Why are Germans so lewd?

>>85603495
she's 12

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THE D.A DID N O T H I N G W R O N G!

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Is Jasper too impure now to rejoin Homeworld?

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>>85603429
>*they/them

>>85603669
>They where at the same level at some point
Holy shit, has it really been so long?

>>85603681
Ey Yellow D, where's Pink?

>>85603565
D7, Garnet.

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Ultimate Fusion?

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>>85603628
Ask Rose.
Somehow a Generic Quartz Soldier fell in love with a colonized world and went rogue. Maybe there's more to it, amybe not.
Meanwhile I'm just intrigued by Roses powers,
healing, levitation, super strenght, shield bubbles, etc... Is it just her, or all Pink Quartzes have these powers? That would be terribly overpowered.

>>85603628
It started with a Rose that didn't see why it had to destroy the world it loved for the overlord it didn't

>>85603628
Because gems are sapient beings.

>>85603706
Blue Diamond and 3 Sapphires

>>85603669
Greg. Greg and Steven are canonically the most powerful human and gem.

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Hooray for Jasper! ;_;

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>It's a Lapis teaches Peridot what sin is episode!

>>85603429
Am I intolerant for despising pronoun bullshit?

>>85603565
E4
Ruby

>>85603673
It's their term for pretend Schizophrenia.

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Would corrupt Yellow be a giraffe?

>>85603679
That good, huh?

>>85603737
It means you can function in society

>>85603741
that is one catty ruby

>>85603736
But they don't have genitals

How does this work

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>>85603483

>>85603747
God why are diamonds so cute

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I do it for her. And I will do it again.

>>85603753
Damn, Sugar bringin' the heat ova' here

Anyone have the mega link for Know Your Fusion? It's only one I'm missing.

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Is anyone on this show as powerful as Rufus?

>>85603753
Naw.
All the normies in college think I'm a white privileged intolerant shit

>>85603753
It's not nice to make fun, Becky

>>85603737
No, it makes you a sane person.

>>85603531
Green gauntlets?

>>85603645
Not working.
My mind goes "they're hard light constructs, right? so they're all hard n shit, not soft like humans. How do they even produce fluids?"

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What if Connie is a Diamond?

>>85603565
steven A1 or peridot C4?

>>85603675
French Pearl is having a tremendous orgasm.

>>85603787
Then those aren't normies

>>85603601
Aww yeah i all ready got a pearl point, my collection grows.

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>>85603753

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>>85603570
so butch and femme are genders now?
I thought they were personality traits

>>85603568
Nice drawing, anon

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>>85603568
Hey, I recognize this fella

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Which gem have best cleavage?

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>>85603815
Well she has diamond eyes for a reason...

>>85603836

they are personality traits.

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There's a reason she's alone
You can't pin her down
Because no one needs her home
Or needs her around, she says
"There's beauty in the hills
A chip in the sky
So don't be sad because I roam
It keeps me alive."

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>>85603628
THE EARTH SHALL RISE AGAIN!

>>85603628
The plot hole that won't be fixed.

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>>85603675
I love her Japanese dub voice.

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Best ship.

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Why does Steven only eat pizza and fries?

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>>85603429

>>85603823
But over half the shitty college population in my area is like that

I guess it's just this area

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Can someone color this?

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>>85603850
Amethyst

What if Pearl died in the first episode?

>>85603887
yes lapis is a great ship

she can take you anywhere in the ocean quickly and safely

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Was Jasper's design based on Hun?

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/Freaks/
should this be jasper's theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK6wOG_aDl8
or this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrBx6mAWYPU

>>85603815
Then I'll know why the Diamond authority is shit and hope Steven will live up to his mothers heritage.

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Why are Rubies so inferior?

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>>85603773
>filename

>>85603850
Rose

>>85603949
Jasper's design was based on angry lesbians.

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>>85603954
No, this is her theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF5BllOLGfw

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Reminder that the homeworld gems are good waifus and would make you a sandwich

Opal seems to be a pretty straight forward fusion, she takes Pearl's precision and Amethyst's irresponsibility.
But when Pearl or Amethyst fuse with Garnet, they both get a character that acts completely different. Is there just something about Ruby and Sapphire that brings out weird shit in people or do triple fusions just dilute personalities to the point where it's a completely different person?

>>85603888
BECAUSE HE IS A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

>>85603954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDl_rNXiaqU No, this is. (Not a joke, just listen to the song.)

>>85603972
>delicious flat chest
>inferior
pick one m8

>>85603916
State?

>>85603986
>After the rebellion, all Diamond's Pearls received combat training.

>>85603887
This and the most logical one , it's steven that free lapis.The only time lapis is not a stereotypical teenager is when steven is around.

>>85603954
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

>>85603850
I don't like her stupid new wetsuit thing.

>>85603954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX7V6FAoTLc
This is Jasper's theme.

>>85603954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M

>>85603483
It's a little awkward to use for a single person sometimes, but we already use it whether consciously or not, so it makes the most sense to go with 'they'. Think about it - for most people, when they're talking about someone who they don't know, they're say 'they'. It's part of our language already.

>>85603570
third gender had it uses through history, like when a Babylonian family had no son so the last daughter would basically become a man, so the family could keep their assets (nothing related to how she felt, mind you) .

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>>85604000
Peridot would print out a picture of a sandwich

Jasper would give you a knuckle sandwich

Lapis would serve you a sandwich she sprinkled rat poison in

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>>85604041
I need more beach gems

>>85603954
I know it's a weird choice, but I think this would fit Jasper really well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhw2qtZGsuc

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>>85603986
Yellow Pearl > Any Other Pearl

>>85604033
you mean had their gems reformatted to remove all combat skills after the tragedy of the renegade pearl

Whose gem does AU Steven have?

>>85604090
Honestly, it's kind of ridiculous to even care what pronouns people call you, as long as they're not calling you an "it" which is vaguely insulting. Also, people only use pronouns like "he" and "her" when referring to someone not present, which kind of means the person not present won't hear them talking. So really it makes the people whining about what they're called big cry babies.

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>>85604046
Just download her classic outfit then, it's already been confirmed.

>it's another "a pearl looks like a man" picture

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Lappy makes me happy

>>85604132
I wasn't aware of that.

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Opal booty

>>85604000
why it looks like Jasper is looking at a dick pic?

>>85603848
(Same anon on phone) Yeah, I based thr stance on that drawing, but I bastardized the drawing and added other details.

>>85603986
>The CG realized YD give all gems rights and freedoms after finding out it helps with productivity.
>A gem tells them this after shattering her.

>>85604138
Pearl does look like a man, though.

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What if Steven fused with Mokuba?

>>85603531
which ep is this from? nightmare hospital?
>>85603554
it's strange because it doesn't look like a simple mistake, it looks like they deliberate animated the (i'm presuming) mutant gem transforming into peedles gem.

>>85603836
>>85603862
/FREAK/ here. When can I have Jasper's butch dick completely enrich my femme boibutt?

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>>85604148
old opal drawing i did

>>85604150
maybe she is

>>85603565
C-5
Salty pearl pls

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>>85603954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-7tP7IW5Q
None other

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>>85604161

>>85604173
>which ep is this from?

Keeping It Together.

>>85603669
The Cluster

>>85603954
>/freaks/
Go back to mlp or trash with your degenerate nicknames.

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>>85604178
From Greg

/sug/, I need help. I want to like this show, I really do. It seems so fresh and interesting, but... I just can't do it. I just marathoned the first 6 episodes and I just can't get into this show for the life of me.

Every episode is literally:
>somebody is doing something
>Steven causes everything to go horribly wrong
>Someone else fixes Steven's problem
>No consquences for Steven's pure stupidity

And the art style is just... ugly, honestly. The human characters look like trash. Steven is just such an awful character that I can't get into the show because of him. The show would be 20 times better without him, and it's painfully obvious that he's just there for making marketable catchphrases and for children to latch onto.

Am I doing something wrong, or is this a problem that will just prevent from watching the show forever? Because unless Steven gets better, and fast, I'm dropping this show.

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Future Steven series when?

>>85603565
A6 Pearl
or C7 Lapis

>>85604212

You must be new here.

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>>85604161
Are you one of those autismal dorks that can't watch the olympics without confusing every moderately athletic and well built female for a male?

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Is anyone else getting tired of the /FREAKS/?

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>>85604176
I approve

>>85604218
You don't have to like every show you know
Maybe watch a different show.

>>85604124
With an infinite number of parallel, alternate, and different universes out there, chances are that every Gem is Steven's mom.

>>85604218
If that's your gripe with the show I'll be honest, you are going to be disappointed. If you can compartmentalize and just watch for the gem lore than by all means go for it, but masochism is a prerequisite.

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>>85604113
Tragedy? Maybe. But once HW realized how effective the renegade used her Pearl for fighting all the Diamonds wanted their Pearls upgraded.

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>>85603954
Obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qw6rzN-uZE

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When will Connie drop out of school?

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ZukeZine 2016!

Submit Amedot, Pewey, comics of Lapis being happy and overcoming her problems, unflattering screencaps from scenes she boarded, and thoughtful essays on how much a disservice she is to the show!

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>>85604148
God damn

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>>85603429

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>>85604218
Just watch the Peridot episodes. They're the only good parts anyway.

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>>85604218
>implying this is not bait

>>85604128
That's the problem with English. What's the point of reminding everyone of someone's gender every time you talk about them. I go with 'they' because I'm just...me, but I'd prefer to not use any pronouns at all. The way our stupid language works that's a little hard though. And I wish I could just not care what people call me, but that's not how it works unfortunately (and no, people don't just use it when I'm not present). It's not the word really, it's the implication. It's sort of like someone calling you the wrong name and refusing to listen when you tell them not to. But like I said, 'they' is already part of our language and we already use it to refer to people in a singular sense, so it's not a big deal for people to use it unless they're trying to be contrarians who just think it's something tumblr does. The only time it becomes a big deal is when people make it a big deal, whatever 'side' they're on.

>>85603762
Rose neither but Steven is here

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Who's the most racist character on this show?

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>>85604175
jasper's butch dick is only for her fellow butch grills

>>85604218
The first few episodes are the worst. It picks up around episode 11-11

>>85604244
They don't bother me as much as Lapisfags.

Jasper is a dumb lummox, Lapis is actually a bad character and person and allegory for bad people.

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>>85604176
Perfecto, not enough individuals draw Opal

>>85604218
It's called character development. He starts out the worthless dead weight, but he is starting to fully grow into his place as leader and warrior.

>>85604159
>Peridot and Jasper had hobbies they liked on homeworld
>lost on earth and separated from their eons worth of personal achievement, they slowly go mad and lose all sense of purpose
>jasper tried to recreate her rock collection but only had corrupted gems to work with instead of rubies

>>85604244
What's /FREAKS/?

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I ship this

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What's the logic behind this fusion?

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>>85604108

>>85604218
Skip to episode 15

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>>85604244
Not even remotely

>>85603565
>not one delivery

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>>85604213
it is garnet's actually

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>>85604244
Not that much. I wish they'd post more Jaspearl though.

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>>85604238
>n-n-newfag
You faggot's started other people giving themselves stupid ass nicknames. It needs to fucking stop. /freaks/ was always forced and cringey and I won't sit by anymore and act like it isn't brony tier autism.
If you need a name to define yourself on here then you should just end it now.

>>85604218
People generally say wait until Giant Woman (Episode 12 I think) before dropping it. I will say that Steven does get better, but you're going to have to wait quite a bit for that.

>>85604335
Garnet would have two dicks

>>85604294
this

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Remember when Nic Cage and Ron Jeremy was on Steven Universe? Me niether because it never happened but it might though probably not.

>>85604244
I'm always tired of cancerous Jasperfags.

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>>85604108
drew this few hours ago '3'

>>85604309
Fans of Jasper. I'm personally not one, although their persistence is admirable. :^)

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>>85603887
also the cutest

>>85604286
You're problem is that you care at all, like you said. You won't change the language, so don't try. It's honestly impossible. Trying to do so will just annoy all your friends and family and they'll hate you for it. Why do you want to be called a genderless pronoun anyway? So you can feel like you're not being held down by "labels"? I remember when guys could do feminine stuff and just be guy who did girly stuff. Identity politics are insane. Stop now.

>>85604286
>problem with English
Most languages have a masculine and feminine pronouns you fucking idiotic tumblrite transvestite. Shit spanish is 10 times worse than english with that. Go the fuck back to tumblr.

>>85604374
More

>>85604244
There was a lot of Jasper spam during the end of season 3, but that's about it.

>>85604322
>Skipping 7, 10, 12, and 13
Why? They may not be great but they introduce some important things

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How are corrupt gems dangerous to humans?

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>>85603954
>I've changed! You've changed me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yADrtfAmLTo

>>85604244
All Homeworldfags are terrible

>>85604305
I want to be one of those individuals.
Opal request. Go.

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>>85604305
She's just the best

>>85604290
Pearl, peridot, and lapis are different white girl stereotypes.
Garnet is undeniably black. She even has a booty and an afro.

If a character is identifiable as a member of a race, it's racist. Acknolwedging race is racist. But we need more diversity, so characters have to be identifiable as different races.

>tumblr implodes

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Did slavery happen in Steven Universe?

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>>85604314
My nig

What is the ship name? Like the tag on tumblr

>>85604420
Garnetfags, Stevenfags and Amyfags aren't that vocal.

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>>85604396
okay, but I wont spam

>>85604259
This sounds fucking dumb. Someone got their feelings hurt so they decided to take a break from social media. No big deal, sometimes we need a break. Why the fuck does she need a zine dedicated to fellating her femme dick?

>>85604402
They're like the special needs kids you'd see in your school but have AIDS and are violent by default

>>85604421
Opal doing yoga!

>>85604434
No, Pearl killed all the would-be slavers in savage operatic rage. They don't talk about it.

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>>85604411
>Lapis is Satan.
... Why does that make so much sense?

>>85604402
They could go on rampages in areas where humans live/visit. Think the monster in the first Connie episode that trashes the pier

>>85604444
Perfect quads dictate that you must

>>85604384
Not that guy but how is calling people "they" tumblr? It's not bunself or some shit. /co/ is too fucking sensitive about "muh tumblr boogeyman" these days I swear.

>>85604440
But even Pearlfags, obnoxious as they are, at least like an actual character.

>>85604402
they mostly just live in peace and only attack when provoked or intruded on, like wild animals

humans probably already know how to kill them since they're so much easier to poof than normal gems. you could probably kill most corrupt quartzes (apparently common as all fuck) with a rifle and a sledgehammer.

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>Countless monsters
>Several characters with minor physical difference

Why hasn't there been plenty of toys of this series yet?

>>85604298
Pretty sure Jasper is also an allegory for bad people.

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>>85604437
I don't know. I just google the images.

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>>85603591
>>85603816
>gosh, steven, i thought you were still a kid!
>i have good heritage

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Greg is such a badass

>>85604515
Toys don't sell nowadays.

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Has Peridot learned the glory of eating yet?

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Is Jasper without eyeliner even really Jasper?

>>85604483
Read that post again and tell me it isn't tumblr. He/she/it/xe/xer is shitting on the english language for having pronouns that differ from what xe wants to be called.

>>85604540
I want Greg to be my dad.

>>85604378
Not true at all. Everyone I've talked to about it has been totally accepting and hasn't thought it's a big deal at all. Language is changing all the time and has changed so much that it's almost unrecognizable from what it was a few hundred years ago. Language has already evolved and won't stop.

And no, it's not about any kind of 'special snowflake' thing (which is why I usually don't bring it up here and don't know why I even did - like I said though, it's not a big deal unless people insist on making it a big deal). It's not about doing feminine or masculine stuff - I do whatever I want and don't care what people think. I could go into the reasons more but I don't really feel like talking about this more here since insecure anons tend to go batshit about anything they think is 'from tumblr'.

>>85604549
She likes tacos.

>>85604259
Why isn't their askbox fucking open if they want submissions?

>>85604470
well fuck, ill wait till thread almost dies to post more
>>85604536
kek, also, thanks for the Steven! looks great

>>85604571
>Greg will never murdercock your mom, turning her into your little sister

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>>85604540
Greg is a manchild.

>>85604259
This is retarded.

Also zuke got what she deserves

>>85604434
What if USA isn't a world superpower, in universe?
What if USA is a part of the Commonwealth?

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>>85604560
Yes but she's less hot

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>>85604536
Best ship, has Steven masturbated over her comatose body yet?

>>85604515
What I wouldn't give for some action figs of the corrupted gems. nuPPG already has a bunch of toys and it didn't even turn out that popular. Where's muh SU stuff

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nose

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bestest gem

>>85604567
>he/she...is shitting on the English language
O-okay

>>85603531
animation error

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>>85604604

>>85603785
Yes, Smoky Quartz is literally Rufus both in looks and personality.

>>85604604
I wonder what her default weapon is

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>>85603429
ELIMINATE THIS, BLASPHEMOUS RABBIT

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>>85604603
>far render
>close render

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>>85604630
She is so cute.

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How would you feel about Jasper returning but always being somewhat corrupted?

>>85604516
Jasper is an allegory for good people in bad situations.

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>>85604263

>>85604291
Not femme girls?

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>>85604560
She's just going through a tough time right now. Doesn't really have time to put on eyeliner.

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>>85604659

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>>85604591
>What if USA isn't a world superpower, in universe?
Delete your 4chan account
This is an american imageboard

>>85604549
Amethyst taught her in a deleted scene.

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How long was Lapis inside Pearl?

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>>85604305

>>85604483
4chan, even places like /co/ and /sug/ are so triggered by anything they think is 'tumblrish', it's insane anymore. The world doesn't exist in a vaccum, and not every idea is some extreme SJW thing. What's so ironic is that SU is the perfect example of something that's actually very progressive, and yet people here don't (usually) throw hissy fits about it because it doesn't shove those ideas in your face in an aggressive way. Here's the thing - tumblr is actually right about plenty of things, it's just the way they go about it - attacking anyone who doesn't agree and generally being hateful - that's stupid. But the way to respond to that isn't by acting like a toddler throwing a tantrum. Don't fight fire with fire and all that.

>>85604658
Rose and Jamie are both in close render though

>>85604218
The early episodes are a bit rough (though what you described doesn't apply to laser light cannon)
episode 9 is probably the earliest good episode (I consider episodes 2 and 5 the earliest good ones but you're already past that point)

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>>85604687
>>85604549
Confirmed.

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Does Pearl molest Steven?

>>85604655
MACUAHUITL DEFILED

HERETIC GEMS

>>85604567
'They' is part of the English language, so no. It would be nice if we didn't have pronouns at all so we didn't have to go through this, but since we do, there's he/she/they/it, end of story.

>>85603681
They genocided an entire planet of their own kind.

Simply because they couldn't win a war over stripping mining.

>>85604603
Did anyone doubt that one of them was Lion?

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>>85603675
>mfw spain

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>>85604484
>an actual character

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>>85604262
You know it

>>85604662
She absolutely is not. Jasper enjoys hurting those weaker than herself and likes who and what she is. She wants revenge on the people who shattered her diamond which gives her a reason for being on earth and doing what she is doing but that does not mean she is good by any stretch. Just because people believe themselves to be justified does not mean they are good people.

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>>85604536
That's beautiful anon. Thanks.

>>85604662
I could definitely see her as a good person in a bad situation doing bad things. At this time she's not a good person though. Maybe she used to be but not now.

>>85604567
>m-muh beautiful perfect english language!!!

mate english is already a clusterfuck of concentrated bullshit. i don't know how changing pronoun usage will make it any shittier

>>85604731

just call them 'shit'.

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Can you defeat the Diamonds with a Metal Gear?

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it's me, peri

>>85604574
So you managed to have a bunch of like minded friends and family who are willing to humor you. I get that.

I wouldn't every participate in that though. I just think it's ridiculous. There are gendered pronouns because "male" and "female" exist, and are tied to the sexes. If I called people something genderless, if feels like I'm trying to deny reality, which is just irresponsible and idiotic. Outside of your group, you probably won't find many people willing to participate in your rule. Which is why I believe you should learn to get used to things not going your way all the time.

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>>85604661
It depends on the level of corruption. If she comes back and can walk, talk, and maintain her personality I'll be a little saddened that she still has some corruption but I'll be glad she's back. But if she comes back and exists to be the family dog I'll be fuckin pissed.

>>85604739
Pearl is the most developed and layered character in the show except maybe Steven. This isn't subjective. I'm not even a Pearlfag.

>>85604421
Opal doing a handstand on one finger

>>85604756
Sounds good to me, let's all go with what shit suggested. :)

>>85604705
I like you, anon. You're a smart anon.

>>85603679
Normies please go

Do you think Lapidot fusion will happen in S4?

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>>85604724
No she just watches him sleep.

>>85604745
>exterminating and enslaving the inferior is not good

What fucking non-nazi country are you from?

>>85604739
>unlike those fake characters

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Do you agree with this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ

>>85604808
no

>>85604421

Opal trying to do a cat's cradle unsuccessfully, and getting flustered.

as a small bonus, have Steven sitting next to her showing her how it's done.

>>85604723
But the scene was deleted because she can't shapeshift an anus

>>85604788
That's kind of why I don't like Pearl. She gets a ton of development while the equally important characters don't get jack shit for like 5 episodes at a time. She's always taking the spotlight and I've been sick of it since the middle of season 1.

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Have a cute Pearl to heal your soul with

>>85604808
no

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Steven is a super powered male.

>>85604815
>still shilling your video after five months

>>85604483
You're right. "They" isn't even modern. What do you say when you're told "Hey my friend is coming over can you pick up some food for them?"

You say, "Yeah sure, what do they want?"

They has always been the accepted word you use when you don't know someone's gender but it doesn't really matter enough to ask. They has been used in the singular for hundreds of years.

>>85604705
Im not some radical goobergater sjw hating /pol/lack
I support gays and transgenders and have gotten into more than one fight protecting a gay friend in high school.
But shitting on the english language for having male and female pronouns is so absolutely buck wild retarded that anyone who actually says that needs to stop posting on the same image board as me and go the fuck away.
EVERY LANGUAGE ON EARTH HAS A WAY TO REFER TO MALE AND A WAY TO REFER TO FEMALES
Stop being a fucking moron and learn to deal with people saying *TRIGGER WARNING* her and him*TRIGGER WARNING*

>>85604815
Can you give me a summary? I don't really feel like listening to this fella's voice for 30 minutes. Thanks. :^)

>>85604770
Probably. The railgun could shatter a Diamond.

>>85603881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ccsxo52q2s

The Japanese dub isn't half bad. Garnet can't sing worth shit though.

Jasper's voice is fucking lovely and Peridot sounds the same.

>>85604840
This just gave me cancer.

>>85604259
>>85604448
>>85604581
>>85604588
It's dumb but at least it's not like she herself asked for the zine

>>85604838
I would only mind it if Pearl was a bad character but she has ton of interesting sides. I like what they've been doing with Amy lately though.

Can someone post the mspaint version of the extended opening?

>>85604849
stale bait

>>85604808
no

>>85604849
>jokes on you, straight guys can relate to butch lesbians too

CLOOOSTER

>>85603593
They fused before that whole Peridot fiasco.

>>85604861

nah, it gave you diabetes.

>>85604849
Why was Matt so aggressive in his defense? People were just asking him about possible new characters. :^(

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>>85604856
This. People who don't like pronouns are just delusional.

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Are Steven's lesbian moms whores?

>>85604774
Not at all. It may surprise you, but most people irl aren't nearly as caustic as some people here are, and far outside of my 'group', I've found that pretty much everyone is accepting, or at least doesn't make a big deal about it (even if older people are sometimes confused at first). If I knew you irl and asked you to not call me she or he, and you refused, obviously that would be hurtful and would show a lack of basic respect, but I had a friend who did the same for a while because he didn't understand (and because he likes be a contrarian). But believe it or not, just because I use a neutral pronoun, doesn't make me the big bad tumblr boogeyman, and I don't hate on people who don't get it. If we were actually friends irl, you'd come around because you'd start to understand. The internet is a caustic, hateful place anon, get out there and talk to some people irl about it, and not just people who you know will agree with you.

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>>85604861

>>85604813
Lapis does stretch many classic definitions of what a character is.

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>>85603666
did this one since the OP disappeared

>>85604860
They could've found an actual singer for Garnet since she's voiced by a dude in Japan

>>85603954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7geMOFpAIk

>>85603531
Error because they followed reference sheets too closely

>>85604911
Well done anon! :^)

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>>85604911
It looks great, thanks!