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EPISODES:
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>Show Soundtrack
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>Attack the Light (mobile game) Soundtrack
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>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>best human edition
Well done op
I like this thread already.
>>85598458
>>85598462
that isn't sc
WHERE MY /CLODS/ AT!?
How's my drawing?
>>85598426
>its ANOTHER Connie episode
nth for memedot, protector of lapis' smile
>>85598475
>it could be MONTHS before we get more jasper episodes
Here's your share of endgame for today. Cheers for Sapphire's defect future vision!
>>85598485
>tfw I know this is true
I've waited long enough for her. But I'm willing to wait a while longer
>>85598467
Buck > Sour Cream
>>85598426
We're back, baby!
Any requests?
anons who can't/don't draw. Draw your favorite gem without a reference.
So what if you attached two whole gems together?
Would they regenerate into the fusion? Or some fusion experiment monster, but with whole bodies?
>>85598515
Still waiting for Pearl with ROSE written on the sole of her shoe. And idk, give her a cowboy hat or something.
More Ronaldo when?>tfw I think RT/CS is fun as hell but everyone else hates it
>>85598526
(o :^)--E--C
V
>>85598526
Here's my masterpiece
>it's a Steven snaps episode
>>85598471
It's pretty good anon!/clods/ is still a stupid name, so is any name for waifufags that isn't (gem name)fag.
>>85598471
Pretty ok, try to keep the eyes inside the head next time my fellow drawfriend.
>>85598535
Really? I didn't know it was hated
I thought it was a clever recap episode
>>85598560
I'll put it on the fridge
>>85598566
>tfw it'll never happen because tumblr wouldn't like it
I JUST WANT TO SEE STEVEN SHATTER ONE GEM. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
>>85598576
I hate it
Did a little Armstrong edit for an anon last thread, hope you like it.
>>85598582
anon, tumblr wants steven to kill
>>85598582
>he thinks tumblr has any kind of influence over this show at all
Good one m8
>>85598526
this is far as i could geti am autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blmIi8arwTg
When will Connie get enhancements?
What if Pearl wasn't in love with Rose. What if she was simply in love with Rainbow?
>>85598526
Voila
>She will never get her own pearl.
>>85598618
supreme taste
>they made Rose a shade of grey character
Sugar actually did it the absolute madman
>>85598582
No because it's too tumblr sjw warrior
>>85598614
>What if she was simply in love with Rainbow?
I know I am.
>>85598526
>>85598607
that was nice~
>>85598582
Just wait till he shattershimself
>>85598633
Shade of grey for a children's show for children you mean. Killing one person in a war where the enemy is very willing to kill you and your comrades isn't that morally grey.
>>85598640
>fridge hanging material!!
ur goddamn right
Would you spend a night with the gems? Its all of them, steven included.
>>85598658
Yes, I meant for a children's show.
I don't expect a Machiavellian Rose reveal where she deliberately started the war and killed millions of Gems just to create Steven or some other edgey shit.
>>85598526
Did this with using a mouse. I'm pretty surprised this turned out as well as it did.
>>85598688
He said anons who can't draw you jerk
Non mobile shit games when?
>>85598708
About the same time as Jasper becomes a fully fledged crystal gem
>>85598568
How about /poorcleavage/?
>intro
>wait is steven doing the diamond salute?
>it's actuallya "U" for Universe
deepest lore!
>>85598730
Nope, his fat arms just can't do the Diamond salute
>>85598682
I would just play video games with Amy and Peri.And hopefully be molested by one or more of them.
>>85598699
That's just it. I can't.
At least, I didn't think I could, especially using a mouse.
>>85598526
>>85598688
>anons who can't draw
>can clearly draw
>>85598526
i'm pretty bad at general art but drawing meme gremlin from memory is pretty easy so fuck it
>>85598730
>>85598761
LIKE MOTHER LIKE SON
>>85598739
>>85598730
You're both right.
He's doing the diamond salute but his arms are too fat so it makes a U for Universe instead.
Steven's gon' be the spoiler]universe authority[/spoiler]
>>85598526
>who can't/don't draw
>without referrence
It doesn't help I was looking at how to art blogs and garnet pictures to starting learning how to draw but here is a little something
>Jasperfags BTFO
>>85598761
>>85598769
>post yfw when steven pretends to hail homeworld to trick the diamond authority and it's so convince that even the rest of the CGs are fooled
>>85598791
steven is actually a genius, so I could this happening
>>85598526
this wasn't a picture I just drew, but I'm too lazy to renew my trail period on art sai
>>85598526
Tadaa! How did I do?
Would you let her hold you gently in her arms, anon?
>>85598791
>literally one salute is enough to fool a bunch of space rocks
Gems are as dumb as a sack of... of... some sort of, inanimate, dumb, things.
>>85598526
What if it gets in the way?
>>85598586
I liked it anon
>>85598813
>implying rubies being massive retards means every other gem is a massive retard
wouldn't be surprised if they got fooled even if steven acted nervous though, as it's a very common cartoon copout
>>85598813
>some sort of, inanimate, dumb, things.
ur mom in bed
lmao
>>85598708
>Steven grows up to become Jontron
I'm okay with that.
>>85598526
At least I tried.
>anons who can't draw
>All these fucking artists posting
S-stop it you guys, shitty drawings only
>>85598531
I'm a faggot and I can't draw that
I can't wait for the post-redemption arc Cool But Still An Asshole Aunt Jasper
>>85598887
Draw Pearl with a high top fade haircut
>>85598813
As a box of rocks?
>>85598897
Gonna be the bees knees
somewhere in space is 5 little flame babies floatin around
; _ ;
>>85598682
Yes, but that because I don't have any actual friends. I welcome the "get friends you fag" comments, let me drown in the darkness. I welcome the end.
>>85598897
But she is currupted, wouldn't the cure for curruption be endgame?
>>85598914
>Jasper in pretty clothes
always acceptable
>>85598901
Smashing
>PD actually likes Earth life and is the one who inspires that love in Rose
>after a thousand years managing Earth, the order comes from Homeworld that Earth must become a stage 2 colony due to dangerously low resource reserves back on Homeworld
>PD despondently follows orders
>Rose objects
>PD says it is their duty and Homeworld must always come first
>Rose rebelsand ultimately shatters the cute and lovable Pink Diamond
>>85598923
get friends you massive fucking faggot, and if you don't mcfucking kill yourself
>>85598917
I'll never forgive Steven for this
Especially Leggy, she must be so scared
>>85598930
Isn't it though? I have quite the collection
>>85598897
>>85598914
>>85598930
I need to see lapis in a summer dress..
For non lewd reasons.
>>85598526
>>85598928
Cure for corruption is midgame. She must be redeemed from Brutal Asshole to Cool But Still An Asshole Aunt Jasper afterwards.
>>85598934
I like this theory, I enjoy imaging PD as a lovely figure. Although she was probably just as cold and calculating as the other diamonds.
>>85598923
We're your friends anon
>>85598946
>he thinks I have Lapis pictures
This is the best I can give you
>>85598965
Speak for yourself. I hate him and hate everybody else here.
>>85598975
Okay Lapis, go back to your shows.
>>85598975
I still love you anon
>>85598975
wow rude
>>85598970
It's good enough anon.
It's good enough.
>>85598978
>greg posting
how does it feel to like one of the worst characters in the show
>>85598957
I mean, killing PD would be justified if it was the only thing that could save Earth, so Rose wouldn't even be bad for doing that. However I'm not sure if it is virtuous enough for a kid's show. They might think it would be better to have a mustache twirler for PD.
>>85598985
Good, now if you'll excuse me
>>85598988
I dunno I didn't post P.dot
>>85598979
why am i so fucking terrified by this thing
>>85598996
>jasper posting too
damn nigga you hittin all the weak spots
>>85598996
Why is it so appealing to see Jasper in pretty dresses?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>/freaks/ posting this early
ily all
>>85599014
She cleans up nicely
>>85599032
ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING I SEE ISorange, I think I might have a problem actually
>>85598582
more like because rebecca and the crew wouldnt like it? how can people get so invested in a show and be so clueless about its tone and message
>>85598991
On this topic I think what a lot of people forget how driven Rose is by emotion. Remember when she killed that innocent Ferris wheel? I think she would have impulsively killed PD in a fit of anger, rather than making her the first of a set of dominoes leading to revolution.
>>85598988
Woops. Disregard the post I'm replying to. I meant one of the best characters in the show.
I love Greg so much.
>>85599032
we are always here
always waiting
>>85599038
I love tumblr faggots who think that they can speak for the crew. Fuck off.
>>85599037
Yeah, you should probably see an ophthalmologist
>>85598566
Justice Lords Steven?
>>85599064
Probably
>>85598560
>>85598606
>>85598618
>>85598640
>>85598688
>>85598752
>>85598754
>>85598784
>>85598802
>>85598810
>>85598822
>>85598857
>>85598949
>>85598901
it's all going on the fridgeeven the ones that can clearly draw
>>85598526
>nobody drew Amethyst
Here's second best gem
>>85598526
I was good at art once, but video games and masturbation took that away from me. Plus I should really look into getting a drawing tablet.
>>85599049
>On this topic I think what a lot of people forget how driven Rose is by emotion
I think your headcanon is seeping in to your conception of canon.
if you had your own pearl would you be nice to her?
Did Blue Diamond even make it off Earth?
What is this circled shape meant to represent in YDs mural?
The first thought is obviously more planets, but they actually look like stars. Could be possible that in each hand she's actually holding entire solar systems? That would seriously boost her planet collection, making her almost on par with White Diamond.
Thoughts?
>>85599088
>my dogshit scribble is there
i'm going to kill myself
>>85599103
Yes, she lived in the lighthouse
>>85599061
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WrongGenreSavvy
>>85599100
I guess, I wouldn't besexual'cuz poils aregross
>>85599103
yes obviously, as her diamond is included in the 3-diamond logo on the ship in the return
>>85599088
Hey HEY! this anon just stole my image!
HELP POLICE I'M BEING ROBBED
>>85599088
Yay!! :D
>>85599123
Stars for energy harvesting perhaps? Whatever they are they have moons around them, a lot of moons. Gas planets maybe.
>>85599103
The current diamond authority is three, so I assume so
Post cutes of your favorite gem.
>>85599138
Those were triangles, not diamonds
>>85598609
There was a picture of Connie having strapped on Peridot's limb enhancers and wielding Rose's swords.
Failed to save it at the time and REALLY want to see it again.
>>85599154
>>85599149
Moons around stars are called planets anon
>>85599123
thought about it too, but its pretty much what you you said. hard to speculate on a thing like this.
Gimme some gems to draw and ill do em in a similar style to this one
>>85599154
>>85599172
No fuck off
>>85599154
>>85599154
Here's Pearl
>>85599175
peridot with really really big tits
>>85599161
They represent diamonds. Anon wasn't referring to the shape.
>>85598526
More that I can't draw digitally to save my life, but eh.
>>85599061
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-steven-universe-rebecca-sugar-20160512-snap-story.html
>"When you have a message of love and tolerance it’s very hard for someone to say no, because it’s love and tolerance," said Sugar. "Where I’ve stood throughout, when it comes to what I want to say and standing my ground, is that it will always be better to send this message of love and tolerance. It will always make sense.
tons of interviews like this, its been made clear by sugar and the crew that love, tolerance, understanding and compassion are some of the most important elements to the show. sorry you started enjoying something like that, try not to sperg out about it
Does anybody have that picture of Amethyst that looks water-colored, and she was in her shorty squad outfit (with the white shirt and the hat)?
>>85599175
Sardonyx with hips that wont quit
>>85599199
Is your mind really so narrow that you fail to see the possibility that steven could learn something from going full edge-mode? Just like I'm sure rose learned after shattering pink diamond.
>>85598614
>>85598639
I am no longer in love with rainbow
>>85599216
>"DAMN THAT FELT GOOD I FEEL SO ALIVE WHERES THE NEXT MOTHER FUCKING DIAMOND"
>ROSE NO WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS NO MORE SHATTERING
>>85599175
Steven with a gun saying "delete this" or "enough"
>>85599223
>Code Lyoko
>>85599154
>>85599199
love and tolerance is what poofed bismuth i guess
Why is this Mexican boy wearing the Vietnamese flag?
>>85599245
kek
>>85599267
He's not Mexican, he's Jewish
My homie Mali used to stay
at 79th and May
One of my best friends from back in the day
Down the street from Calumet
a school full of Stones
He nicknamed me K-Rock so they would leave me alone
thanks for drawing this last thread, whoever you are
>>85599274
I SAID REALLY TWICE AND THIS IS ALL YOU GIVE ME?
I'm fucking disappointed in you /sug/
>>85598715
so never ever?
>>85599284
OY VEY
>>85599154
I love PD's face in that one
Just like "oh well uhh... oh god oh hi okay you exist"
>>85598515
Jasper like Skull face and the Rubies like the soldiers
>>85599302
>kha'zix is a /sug/poster
of course he is
>>85599216
not my fault you want an edgy show but started watching this one instead. im just saying if youve ever watched the show and paid attention to it, you'd realize that steven would never shatter a gem and that shattering isnt going to be used as some cheap form of character development. go watch an episode of southpark if you wants kids cussing and killing stuff i guess?
>>85598486
Oh yeah.
[Insert Future Vision superior reply here]
>>85599324
Hehe that would be funny
>>85598526
>>85599345
it's lars!
>>85599251
bismuth was literally about to poof him, and instead of using the breaking point on them he poofed bismuth in self defence. he then told the cgs everything. hes shown nothing but love and tolerence to centipeedle, peridot (even when she was trying to kill him), lapis, and soon jasper too. episodes like bubbled show that hes learning not everyone can be reasoned with, but he doesnt need to shatter gems to reselve conflict, that will never be the asnwer.
Lapis "The Velvet Hammer" Lazuli
~Craaaaaaaaazy sunshiiiiiiine~
>>85598902
Delivered
>>85599154
>>85599384
it was a joke you sperg. calm down
>>85599390
>>85599405
why is she so perfect bros?
>>85599154
Just got done watching Little Witch Academia 2 and noticed this cute lil detail.
The skinny war
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022998
The stronk war [Almost 50/50, this is a bloody battle]
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022971
The diamond hair war
http://www.strawpoll.me/11022996
The bug war
http://www.strawpoll.me/11023005
The crystal gem civil war
http://www.strawpoll.me/11023129
MLK X vs Malcom X
http://www.strawpoll.me/11025166
Hot or Cold
http://www.strawpoll.me/11025182
>>85599037
Is pic related all you see when you close your eyes anon?
>>85599398
Kek, thanks anon I love it
>>85599439
Whoops. It's not 50/50 anymore my bad.
>>85599424
>>85599209
>>85599154
>>85598934
This artist's PD is really getting to me. I know PD will end up nothing like this and I'll be very disappointed. Also I really want PD to be lovable in some way to make her death tragic.
>>85599410
im gettin too riled up over kids shows my bad
>>85599436
Connie also shows up on a background. Can't remember exactly when tho.
>>85599439
why would anyone ever vote for amethyst
THEY PLAYED US LIKE DAMN CLODS
TENNIS PRACTICE
I want to do incredibly lewd things to Pearl
>>85599490
she's not a roid rage dog rapist?
>>85599490
Given that I'm not a closeted homosexual, I don't like Jasper.
>>85599490
Because pic related
>>85599490
Because Amy is cool and Jasper is literal garbage
>>85599490
I watch this show for characters, not fetishes
BEST GEM ALERT
>peridot discovers vinesauce
>>85599540
>Feldspars are like worse rubies
>Phased out for rubies because they are even more retarded
>>85599154
She's only likeable meme spouter
>>85599540
>that image
>>85599540
but that's a rock
FILL IT AGAIN /sug/
I want Garnet to ______me.
>>85599553
Fucking end me
remember when
>"Diamond is a title!"
>"Jasper is secretly a permafusion!"
>"Rose is Pink Diamond!"
>"Lion is Rose's physical form!"
post more
>>85599565
It's a CLOD
>>85599123
>>85599149
the gas giants are the planets with lines through them (rings). she appears to be holding stars (representing possessing a whole solar system), which would make the orbs around them exoplanets.
>>85599569
Crush me between her thighs
>>85599569
pet
Lapis
Flapis
>>85599572
>when you realize that vinny is superior to joel
>>85599574
>Onion is Yellow Diamond
>Peridot won't be redeemed
>Garnet isn't a fusion, that was just an animation error
>>85599595
yams
>>85599574
>"garnet is a fusion"
>>85599569
facesit
>>85599597
>When you realize both are complete shit
>>85599574
>only fusions have irises
that was a wild one
>>85599574
>granite is not a fusion! gem placements just have to be symmetrical!
i still can't believe how retarded these people were
also
>ampudot
>lapis is blue diamond
>>85599595
What if we made jokes, but instead of things we used dicks?
>>85599613
Also I need a source for this
>>85599613
joel is shit but vinny is pretty cool
>>85599621
HEY LAPIS ARE YOU GAY?
>>85599574
All gems were crystal gems
>>85599621
I've been calling them "memes"
Let us show you our "memes"
>>85599574
>"The diamonds are all fusions!
>"RQ is half of Pink Diamond!"
Post musicians YOU want to see on Steven Universe!
>>85599433
because she is comfy
>>85599154
Something about Rose destroying the Ferris wheel to save her man was just adorable.
>>85599088
Perfect
>>85599663
You mean the worst rapper out of chicago? why...
>>85599569
give advice
>>85599574
>Peridot is in Canada!
>The CGs are going to use the Shooting Star against Homeworld
>>85599663
>>85599574
>Rose is blind
>Canadot
>>85599674
>rose got banned from funland for a lifetime
>had to give up her form to go there disguised as her son
K E I K A K U
>>85598526
>>85599640
YEAH
>>85599706
HOW DEEP DOES IT GO
>>85599608
That one was obvious though. Whenever she would access her room in the temple, she would light up the blue and red lights, rather than gems of the same color as her, so something was up, and we saw in the fusion-focused episodes that the color of the gems change when fusion happens.
>>85599640
Yes.
https://www.change.org/p/cartoon-network-allow-cartoon-network-to-air-the-episode-lapis-lays-an-egg
Reminder to care and share
>>85599739
wait, if garnet unfuses, does that mean her room gets destroyed and all the bubbles get released?
>>85599706
>some kid on the internet said kys
>so that's what Rose did
>>85599595
>What is the point humans engaging sexual intercouse if they don't produce the best potential offspring from thier fused gentic instructions?
>oh
>oh I see
>ohhh...
>OH
>OHHHH
>okay
>this needs further study
>>85599663
>>85599154
>>85599739
>Garnet
>Fusion is when two gems form a new being
>But also there's a noticeable feature about the new being
>They will usually have the gems of the components who form them in the same spo-
>Fusion revealed in Giant Woman
>Two Gems = Fusion
>THIS WAS STILL A FUCKING DEBATE FOR TWO YEARS TILL REBECCA SLAPPED EVERYONE WITH THE FUCKING CAPTAIN OBVIOUS WHIP
I've been out of /sug/ due to shitposting on /vp/ because ashy-boy lost
Did any new information come along or new episode titles?
>>85599574
>"Peridot's limb enhancers are her actual limbs!"
>>85599757
No idea. maybe the bubbles are then found in Saphire's room, and the burning pit is found in Ruby's room.
>>85599757
THAT'S NOT HER ROOM
>>85599739
It wasn't as obvious back then and a lot of people still had doubt up until jailbreak. It progressively got more blatant as the season went on though.
>>85599674
Watching Rose the Messiah go and Quartz Out under stress, revealing the true nature of her kind, was amusing.
>>85599490
Why would anyone vote Jasper?
>>85599757
the heart room isn't hers, I think it's the only consistent room in the temple that exists autonomously
>>85599674
Anyone have the image of Rose smashing the computer screen instead?
>>85599777
>double-dub trips
wew
>>85599618
Going off of ampudot, some anon theorized that the cluster experiments were Peridot's attempts to get limbs back.
Another "remember when": People thought Rose made the cluster prototypes by using tears as glue. One of the more retarded keikaku-posting moments.
we need an episode where every character dabs at least once
>>85599831
What are the crystal gems going to do to save the world from Peak Oil?
>>85599845
Wait, people honestly thought Rose made the fusion experiments? Damn, there's always been people clamoring to paint her as some completely evil villain hasn't there?
>>85599574
I still like the "Rose is blind" theory
>>85599801
>It wasn't as obvious back then
It was obvious SOMETHING was up, and when fusion was introduced, it gave a pretty good explanation as to what that might be
>>85599871
It came from Garnet saying 'Rose couldn't have known about this' in Keeping it Together I think, deepest lore fags look for connections everywhere
One episode a week kills the hype.
/sug/: Tunes Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFRlqHYdOYU
Why is this show so popular with Mexicans? I swear, half the SU videos on Youtube are in Spanish.
What's the theory of Rose calling Pearl "my pearl"? did Pearl belong to Rose or what?
>>85599920
One Connie episode a week kills the hype desu
>You suffer because it's what you deserve
>>85599933
they love their telenovelas
>>85599801
>>85599892
Gotta agree this shit looks WAY too fucking obvious.
I can only think of one good reason why it wasn't accepted by everyone as the truth or at least headcanon, and it's most likely due to fags who didn't the idea of Garnet the silent leader stereotype, being something entirely new.
>>85598934
>betraying your country is ok, mkay?.
>you are a special snowflake and must kill the people who disagrees with you
>BETRAY THEM ALL
cuck cartoon
>>85599942
Everyone gets what they deserve, Jasper
>>85599933
You do know Spanish is one of the most spoken languages worlwide right? Not just in Mexico
>>85598682
Bitch I would spend a night playing games with just Steven. He's fucking bro-tier.
I wouldn't even take notice of all the sweet gem pussy all around us.
>>85599922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOZgQKDZ3i0
>>85599933
>el chapo is secretly a steven universe fan
NOOOOOO
MI TORTA
>>85599969
>betraying your country
Shut up America
>>85599969
The literal fuck are you on about? Are you being ironic?
>cuck
I assume you are using that ironically since you can't post here if you are twelve and this isn't /tv/.
>>85599969
>Implying this isn't a common trope
>>85599970
true that
>>85599974
Bro-tier?
nigga's 8 years old mentally
>>85599996
I've been trying so hard to lose weight! Yoga and shit!
>>85599971
I'm well aware of that, but saying "the Spanish-speaking world" is too broad. I'm pretty sure the majority of these people are Mexican or at least some part of Latin American.
>>85599996
you'll be disappointed to know both spanish dubs translated it as "NO! MI ALMUERZO!" (no! my lunch!)
>>85599963
People would call it a crackpot theory back then, and even when Sapphire pics were leaked some ppl still had doubts that she was a part of Garnet. I know that as someone who had been watching the episodes as they aired since the first one, I was pretty surprised when they revealed Garnet to be a fusion (well, at least when they showed Ruby and Sapphire I knew what was up).
Why did Jasper look so surprised when Amethyst hit her with the whip the first time in Earthlings, to the point where she grunted in pain and it sent her flying? In Crack the Whip she grabbed it, and afterward she just let Amethyst's whips hit her and gave no reaction.
>>85600019
wtf
>>85600034
Maybe it was Amethyst's set of shiny, new, spiky balls? Surprise?
>>85599871
It's been implied that Rose isn't perfect as far back as season 1, with the only person really painting her as such being Pearl. People took it to an extreme and decided that Rose being outright evil would make for a good plot twist, so they've been trying to attach stuff to her forever. It's funny to me that despite everything we've seen and learned about her at this point, people are still clambering to paint her in a completely negative light.
She's a flawed character, but it's hard to be evil in a show where the creators have outright stated that there are no true villains.
>>85600023
Yeah and the point is that Spanish is so widely spoken so of course a show originating from such a nearby place will be popular in Spanish
>>85600036
https://youtu.be/4-zy3w_86iY
>>85600034
It was an upgraded whip with morning stars at the end of them, courtesy of Bismuth.
>>85600034
I don't understand what you aren't understanding. Jasper was standing her ground to show that Amethyst was too weak to beat her even when Jasper wasn't trying.
>>85600018
Believe in Steven you African-American!
>>85600030
God damn it, that does sound like it was just fucking faggots who didn't like the theory killing the hype for it.
>>85600050
Ironic since they've used the only antagonist that's been effective EVER in this show (Jasper) twice now.
>>85599969
>patriotism is more important than freedom
>>>/pol/
>>85599933
The same reason black people like Dragon Ball Z.
Here's amythest.without a mustache.
>>85600058
Holy fucking shit
>>85600082
>"When try your best but you don't succeeeeed ~'
>>85600050
Agreed; the people who think she's a perfect saint and the people who think she's a horrific villain are both equally deluded.
Though I wonder what the Diamonds will be like if there's "no true villains". I'm hoping one of the reasons Yellow Diamond was so insistent on destroying the Earth is because the Diamonds were like family to each other.
>>85600110
Disgusting
>>85600056
Are you saying Mexico's proximity to us explains the show's popularity? That makes no sense. Just because it's geographically doesn't mean they're more exposed to it. I mean, France has gotten new episodes first on more than one occasion, yet it's nowhere near as popular over there. The show's popularity in Mexico remains an enigma.
>>85600023
Mexico doesn't even represent a third of the population of latin america. It's like referring to all Arabic speakers as Egyptians.
>>85600082
>Jasper was standing her ground to show that Amethyst was too weak to beat her even when Jasper wasn't trying.
In Crack the Whip, when Amethyst first struck out at Jasper with her whip, Jasper grabbed the whip.
In Earthlings, when Amethyst first struck out at Jasper with her whip, Jasper opened her eyes wide in shock, was hit with the whip, made a noise of pain, and was thrown against the wall. Then afterward she just stood her ground.
So why was she surprised and hurt the first time in Earthlings, but not afterwards?
>>85600146
surprise, simply surprise.
If I hit you every day, for like 2 years, and you expected the punch every day and stopped being hurt by them, and then suddenly I strapped on brass knuckles and hit you, you'd suddenly feel pain again
>>85600146
The dangley bits on the end.
>>85600126
>Agreed; the people who think she's a perfect saint and the people who think she's a horrific villain are both equally deluded.
I actually find it amazing that it apparently took some people all the way until Back 2 the Moon to realize that Rose wasn't a saint. I mean it baffles me that you can miss that much foreshadowing, holy cow.
best ship
>>85600100
>patriotism is more important than freedom
you just said it. If you don't have nothing to protect what are you protecting, anon?
>>85600008
found the cuck
>>85600012
well, you are right, I also forgot is a kids cartoon.
>>85600002
I am not from USA, maybe that's the reason why I am more patriotic (to my country) than you.
>>85600146
She was surprised Amy had upgraded her weapon but that still wasn't enough to actually do anything to her. She just wanted to demonstrate the power gap between them.
>>85599436
I don't see it.?
>>85600182
>victorian
b-but that's not...
>>85600129
I'm saying because Mexico and the rest of Latin America are so close to USA that it's so popular. Speaking as someone from SA I can tell you that CN is big over here.
But not just because of proximity, also because Spanish is spoken by 430 million of poeple as opposed to French for example who doesn't even reach 100 million of speakers.
Fill in the blank, /sug/.
>>85600226
That's Rebecca Sugar and Ian.
>>85600050
What the fuck happened with her hand
Why is Pearl punching Peridot so satisfying?
>>85600236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
>>85600236
"Pink Diamond didn't die for this"
>>85600196
>spacing in between post links and text
You really are new here. It's little stuff like that which anons conform to norms quickly.
>>85598526
poil u got me mad like a muthafuker
>>85600266
I believe it's the same guy who called a episode with almost no content showed off for it filler based on nothing.
He even made a retarded chart for it.
>>85599181
Fukken saved.
>>85600108
Which is...
I'm out of the loop here
>>85600236
>>85598426
Hi there.
So, I wrote this the other day. >>85574982
For a while now, I’ve wondered what it would be like to recreate a certain Nintendo video game, but using only the Steven Universe-series characters and a brand-new, original story.
Some time ago, I sketched out of boredom an interpretation of what the Jasper character would look like if she were a Paper Mario-series character. The only piece of paper at hand was the back of an old envelope, but I made do with that at my desk. Pictured.
Recently, I decided that I would practice creating such a video game by parodying the scenario of existing Paper Mario games. I put together last night two lines of dialogue that stood out in my mind.
“ROSE QUARTZ STRONG!
ROSE QUARTZ MORE QUARTS!”
(After being defeated: )
“‘ROSE QUARTZ’? MORE LIKE… ‘LOSE’ QUARTZ.”
I envisioned a scene thus: A recollection of the war between Gem Homeworld and the Earth Crystal Gems, told from Jasper’s warped, biased point of view. In the scene, Jasper fights against Rose Quartz and Rose’s two Sapphire subordinates.
“BRING ROSE HER ‘PETAL STOOL’!”
“ROSE ON PETAL STOOL!
LOOK NOW! ROSE SAFE HERE!”
(and she retreats into her Gem atop the pillow atop her “pedestal”.)
Since it’s Jasper telling this story, Jasper is the one victorious of course.
It’s based on this scene here: https://youtu.be/lh16YgtySJI?t=1656 (At 27:36)
I wonder: would Nintendo themselves be willing to publish such a game were it created?
>>85600299
>>85600196
>you just said it. If you don't have nothing to protect what are you protecting, anon?
Not that guy, but man this is a horrible analogy. Freedom isn't about protecting your country, it's about living how you want to without external interference. Not being devoted the idea of a country has no bearing on the value of freedom.
>>85600223
>>85598471
Cute
>>85600329
>>85600329
muh ship
>>85600342
SJW pls go
>>85600196
Patriotism is just another social construct created to "protect" you and yours. It's like religion, it's to keep the outsiders out, and the insiders in. In the grand scheme of things it's pointless, especially when races eventually become homogenized and we become a planetary government instead of individual countries. Patriotism just creates pointless rivalries and stupid disputes.
I'm all for protecting what is yours, but the end-game will always be the survival of the species, not your country.
Temple Fusion state couldn't have been carved by the settlers of Beach City. Amethyst wasn't a Crystal Gem until after the war was over.
So who carved the Temple, and who is the chest Gem?
What happens when you mess with the Crystal Geeeeeems?
>>85600236
:P
>>85600404
p :
>>85598609
>Connie as God Rugal
>>85600058
Do you one better maybe
https://youtu.be/fWIRZnIYaF8
>Tell that to Pink Diamond's shattered gem.
What did she mean by this?
>>85600396
What are you talking about? The war was 5000 years prior, and Beach City was only settled a few hundred years prior.
>>85600319
>I wonder: would Nintendo themselves be willing to publish such a game were it created?
No
>>85600434
Clearly that, because shattered Gems still retain some degree of consciousness, they would still be able to communicate and solve the mystery
>>85600434
>Tell that to my mom's grave
>>85599663
If gems are personified as females then could there be an alien species that are metal-based and are personified as males?
>>85600027
For real? Tacolander here. I love the show but rejected the Latin-American dub early because it was horrible. Specially in the song department. The voices are more or less acceptable but the interpretation of the lyrics is downright pathetic. It sounds as if it was made on Google Translate.
Just for fun seeked japanese footage. It's better than expected (Pearl's jap VA is spot on).
>>85600470
That theory is dead, buried and desecrated
>>85600470
bismuth is a metal. so no
WHEN DOES 'LAPIS LAYS AN EGG' AIR???????
>>85600458lol
rose has 7 lions, what if steven's lion is not the same one every time? The lions come and go
best ship
they're my favorite
>>85600522
Unless they share the mental dimension that wouldn't work
>>85600544
Ponnie is pure.
>>85600522
lion is always the same, rose's and steven's stuff is always inside
>>85600457
In Buddy's Book, Buddy's drawning of Beach City shows the temple fusion carving already there and broken.
So the temple carving couldn't have been done by the settlers of Beach City.
Amethyst wasn't around for the war. I find it very unlikely that the Crystal Gems formed a giant fusion after the war, just to carve themselves into the side of a hill.
So the Temple Fusion and the carving have to be from the war. Which means a Gem other than Amethyst is the Chest Gem.
>>85600512
EASTER, SENPAI.
>>85600590
...I don't think anybody ever thought that the Temple was carved by humans. Or if they did I never heard about it.
>>85600595
CAN'T WAIT
>>85600620
EASTER OF 2020.
>>85600567
tell that to pearl
>>85600266
standards in 4chan? That's new.
>>85600292
I can be autistic but NOT that autistic
>>85600328
Freedom to do what? whatever you want? do you mean anarchy? Social structure and order comes when you identify something of value to protect.
>>85600387
>Patriotism is just another social construct
>Patriotism was created by man
Just like technology, law, science, economics. What's your point? if you want us to follow or biology or instinct we should be still hunting animals, living in caves and mating like wolves on heat.
oh man, I always forget is a kids cartoon. It's like trying to find logic to my Little Pony or making a psychological profile of Batman.
>>85600633
IT'S SO SOON! BLESS CN!
a QT
>>85600590
>I find it unlikely that they formed a giant fusion after the war
but this is precisely what I would do
would I be a loser if I bought this pin from amazon for my backpack for high school? I already have a doge patch
>>85598426
>Reminder, Steven single handily destroyed a loving relationship in this episode to further his own plans..
>>85599800
>>85599821
I have a huge blackout right now. Have we ever seen Garnet's room before? If we did it must have been a long time ago
>>85599471
>PD is one big soccer mom
>Loved her gems as much as Rose loved Earth
>Didn't want to shatter Rose Quartz because she saw her as a daughter
Please let this be true
>>85600567
I WANT TO RIDE PONNIE
>>85600710
>high school
MODS, BAN THE KID
>>85600710
anon do u want to get bullied
>>85599821
Fairly certain the heart room is always there too.
>>85600726
same
Sit with me a while and let me listen to you talk about
Your dreams and your obsessions, I'll be quiet and confessional,
The violets explode inside me when I see your eyes,
And I'm spinning and I'm diving like a cloud of starlings...Darling is this love?
>>85600567
you're wrong. they're both for fug
>>85600710
>I already have a doge patch
>>85600746
yeah, it exists autonomously, which means it's independent of the gems or the other rooms in the temple
ahah
this meme
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is me lol xD
>>85599088
this is adorable <3
>>85600762
No anon, I meant Ponnie is pure.Pure sex.
>>85600661
It's not a standard, dumby. It's a norm. You are the one who is new.
>>85600761
>songposting
why is this such a thing now, I see it all the time
>>85600775
Sorry, I didn't bother to read your post properly and assumed you were still talking about the bubble room.
So that's two separate rooms that are constants, and I assume those weird hallways are always there too.
>>85599088
what happened to the anon whose mom found about his obsession with pearl?
>>85600716
I also like the idea that PD loved Earth life as well... something the other Diamonds thought was a naive and short lived interest that she would grow out of.
>>85599123
another thought, she possesses 2 stars with 3 and 4 planets each, the obvious planets on the top indicate what the planets are, ie. one gas planet with 2 moons and another one big planet with one moon
>>85600824
the bubble room IS the heart room
>>85600485
Peridot's japanese VA is pretty great too
How's my volume?
>>85600826
he got banned for admitting being 16
which is shame
he was moderately entertaining
>>85600823
Music is a pretty central theme to the show, and people like sharing media that they're into.
>>85600404
It's :9 , you silly.
>>85600853
fair enough
>>85600844
Quite fine, friendo. :^)
>>85600840
They seem to be separate to me.
There's a slide connecting them IIRC, but there's also a slide connecting Steven/Rose's room to the basement.
They aren't meep morps! It's a typo! It's moors!
What's the deal with Homeworld food?
>>85600840
No it isn't; the heart room literally has a giant heart in it.
>>85600844
FUCKING LOUDER YOU PIECE OF SHIT DON'T MAKE ME CALL MURDERCOCK DOWN HERE
>>85599674
Can some anon make it look like Rose is destroying a laptop or desk top?
>>85600890
Jems don't eat Jerry.
>>85600661
>Freedom to do what? whatever you want? do you mean anarchy?
Jesus, you are stupid.
>>85600873
>>85600893
maybe it's below the heart room then? because look at the walls here in this shot from Bismuth, they've got the crystal veins all over the wall
>>85600710
>i will never be on highschool enjoying my favorite cartoons with friends again
Why can't life be a pop punk song?
>>85600899
Already done long ago. I don't have it, though.
>>85598477
>tfw you used to ship her with steven but peri and lapis are so cute together you cant help it>tfw it doesnt help that you realized that you're a lot like lapis and your girlfriend is like peridot
guys i'm feeling bad
Someone can draw a sad peri to me?
Thanks
>>85600917
>>85599892
The real dead giveaway was how she reacted to Stevonnie.
>>85600826
>>85600848
Any screenshots? I want to see it lmao
>>85600299
>>85600327
I'd prefer..
>Can we have more human midget Peridots?
>>85599863
Steven breeds a super eficient algae for biodiesel
>>85600911
Jems you say?
>>85600544
>>85600567
Yes..
>>85600953
at least someone is livin the dream
>>85600994
I like the idea that everyone near Steven's height (Amethyst, Peridot) are around 5'. That's reasonable for girls, just makes poor Steven look like a tiny piece of shit.
>>85601049
Steven is physically eight years old
>>85600999
>Steven solves the oil crisis
>Connie is secretly disappointed that she won't get to live out her Mad Max fantasies
>>85601075
>Connie becomes President
>Nukes the Russians and Chinese
>All out nuclear war
>Close enough
>>85601049
They're four feet, Steven is probably 3'8.
for proof, compare him to Greg
>>85601016
Now that's truly OUTRAGEOUS!
>>85598526
Hair is hard and also faces
>>85600236
>>85598526
>>85600544
>>85601092
>russains
there aren't no russians to nuke
>>85600978
i didn't took any, unfortunately
didn't expected him to get banned and posts to get deleted
>>85601128
Considering where that hole is, Russia has a chance of being a civilized nation in this AU.
>>85601128
...You do realize that most Russians don't live in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere, Siberia right?
>>85601098
Steven and Connie are at their best just enjoying thenselves and geeking over something.
I wonder what Jennifer Paz's 3 year old thinks about Bob
Ok, so what's up with this, has anyone mentioned it before? Like is there a lorefag explanation for this or were they just reusing animation cells or whatever?
>>85601147
>>85601150
alas, I must admit. Geography was a subject I didn't care for.
>>85601184
Reused animation cells.
>>85600715
Nope, never
>>85601171
I remember that when I was a kid I would get angry every time a cool vehicle in a cartoon got destroyed.
>>85598462
Requesting Sour Cream in that positionGod help my soul
>>85601184
Animation error
They probably got lazy and reused the warping animation
>>85601171
damn it an infant roasting my ship
>>85601211
>>85600661
>Social structure and order comes when you identify something of value to protect.
You admit that patriotism's good is in granting things that are beneficial to us, like social structure and order. So why should I continue to blindly defend my country when it starts doing me more harm than good?
>>85601193
Yeah, the hole's where nobody in Russia lives, and thousands of years ago practically nobody lived period. The western part of Russia has by far most of its inhabitants, and like the rest of Europe is looks unscathed.
>>85599123
She owns 7 planets that are within 2 solar systems. Three on one. Four on the other. May or may not own/harvest from those stars too.
>>85601171
>>85601209
I feel weird for not sharing this feel
Why does Sugar hate Iceland?
>>85599933
spanish is my mother lenguage and i am not fucking beaner, maybe in your country nobody teach you anny of geography so i gonna tell you a secret. mexico is just one country in latin america, there is a lot of others countries the who can speak spanish, like... panama, colombia, peru, argentina, venezuela, costa rica, puerto rico, chile, etc etc etc... and there this continet called europe, who has this other country called spain. You know, like spanish. You retard piese of shit
>>85600917
>>85601171
that 3 year old gets it.
my 4 year old niece cried when Jasper got corrupted. She didn't even like Jasper. But she got the feels. I had to tell her Steven would help Jasper get better so for the love of everything let there be a redemption arc.
>>85601323
seamless
>>85601298
Because there's nothing there but rocks, volcanoes and goblins.
>>85601323
Kek
>>85599123
They could represent planets that have been completely transformed by the Gems. just like the Earth was planned.
>>85599123
destroyed planets?
>>85601322
is this pasta or are you seriously this triggered, my god
>>85601298
she's giving it the cold shoulder
From 1 to 100% rate the possibility that this Steven fusions has/will have a dick:
Steven + Connie (Stevonnie)
Steven + Amethyst (Smoky Quartz)
Steven + Pearl (Rainbow Quartz)
Steven + Garnet (?????)
>>85601184
Sorry for being a big ol dummy but what's wrong with this?
>>85601298
Because its name is a fucking lie. Its not even icy.
>>85601342
Lying to children is wrong, Anon.
>>85601342
She's gonna be so upset when Jasper never gets redeemed
>>85599540
>>85599561
I'm confused
Have there been any new promo's after yesterday's episode?
>>85601379
triggered, nothing is more humilliating as being called mexican. the three americas can be great without fucking beanners
>>85601442
Meh are you Argentinean or Chilean? Literally no one else would be that triggered
...
>>85601382
Tigers Eye
>>85601468
Aren't those the guys who publish upside-down world maps and try to pretend they're "Americans" because they're on a continent called "South America".
>>85601468
colombian, thats why i am so triggered
>>85601473
You forgot an "r" there
>>85601473
:T
>>85601384
The shards temporarily turns into Centipeetle's gem
T͈̝̪̪̝̪ͤ̋ͯ̃ͣ̋͗̾ͣͬ͋ͪ͑͐̿ͣ͞͠U̵̧͈̹͚̱̬̤̟͇̘͎͍͉͔̺̜̥̹̒̀ͩͩͦ͗̌́̕ͅM͍̥͚̻̹̤̓ͦ̅͂͛̐͛̐̿͗̓̒̏̆ͬ͆̾̆̀B̢̦̪̼͎̘̜͓̻͖͙̘̳̰͓̏ͮͧ̎̒͆͐̏ͯ͆̄ͧ͟͟L̷̞̪̘̻̤̣̱̟͙͔͚̥̮̜̥̬̫̉ͭ͛̍̂̓ͨ͘I̓̀͛̿́͞͏̸͚̖͉͔͙̪̦̹͔͙̘̝̳̫͍̮͈̫͘͜Ṋ̷̛̪̭̗̘̘̤̝̹̹̹̦̲̘͔͋͊̽ͮ̑̓̓͛͆ͪ̓ͯ͠ͅ ̵̢̛͉̠͎̤͍̤̳͔͖̮͈͓̓͒͑̌͌̽́͟ͅD͉̫̲̞͉̞̮͚̟͔̺͉̭̖̯̠̹̃͂ͧ͛̋ͩ́ͤ̒̿̑̒ͣ̒̾͌̈́ͧ́́̚Oͪ̓ͦͫ̅̆ͪͫ̐ͨ̇͆̉̋̾҉̨͖̮̯̼̞̠̗͖̜̤͖̰͇̲̭̼̯͟͜ͅW̝̹͍̼̝͇̺̙̞̼͖̰ͣ͌̓ͩ̀N̵̨̞̲̥͖̟͔̺̉ͦ̈́͆ͫͬ̾́ͅ ͫ̓́͋̽̄͞҉̥̲̺̥̝͝
T͈̝̪̪̝̪ͤ̋ͯ̃ͣ̋͗̾ͣͬ͋ͪ͑͐̿ͣ͞͠U̵̧͈̹͚̱̬̤̟͇̘͎͍͉͔̺̜̥̹̒̀ͩͩͦ͗̌́̕ͅM͍̥͚̻̹̤̓ͦ̅͂͛̐͛̐̿͗̓̒̏̆ͬ͆̾̆̀B̢̦̪̼͎̘̜͓̻͖͙̘̳̰͓̏ͮͧ̎̒͆͐̏ͯ͆̄ͧ͟͟L̷̞̪̘̻̤̣̱̟͙͔͚̥̮̜̥̬̫̉ͭ͛̍̂̓ͨ͘I̓̀͛̿́͞͏̸͚̖͉͔͙̪̦̹͔͙̘̝̳̫͍̮͈̫͘͜Ṋ̷̛̪̭̗̘̘̤̝̹̹̹̦̲̘͔͋͊̽ͮ̑̓̓͛͆ͪ̓ͯ͠ͅ ̵̢̛͉̠͎̤͍̤̳͔͖̮͈͓̓͒͑̌͌̽́͟ͅD͉̫̲̞͉̞̮͚̟͔̺͉̭̖̯̠̹̃͂ͧ͛̋ͩ́ͤ̒̿̑̒ͣ̒̾͌̈́ͧ́́̚Oͪ̓ͦͫ̅̆ͪͫ̐ͨ̇͆̉̋̾҉̨͖̮̯̼̞̠̗͖̜̤͖̰͇̲̭̼̯͟͜ͅW̝̹͍̼̝͇̺̙̞̼͖̰ͣ͌̓ͩ̀N̵̨̞̲̥͖̟͔̺̉ͦ̈́͆ͫͬ̾́ͅ ͫ̓́͋̽̄͞҉̥̲̺̥̝͝
>>85601362
Not true, I'm there too.
>>85601485
Argentineans are known for pretending they're not Latin American as well.
>>85601494Eh I'm a Colombian too. No idea why that shit would trigger you.
>>85600661
>Freedom to do what? whatever you want? do you mean anarchy? Social structure and order comes when you identify something of value to protect
Negro you're making some big assumptions there. I'm calling you a retard for claiming freedom is about protecting your country, which it clearly isn't. If you don't value freedom, that's your prerogative, but pretending to value it by redefining it as something totally different that you do like is literally the dumbest shit I've ever seen on this board.
>>85601382
50%
75%
25%
65%
>>85598526
i did best
>>85601393
Is it?
>>85601468
they're jelly cause even the most retarded mexican works like a nigger if is necessary to support their family and get out their shit situation instead of being a lazy fuck all day
>>85601508
on the internet, nobody knows you're volcano
>>85601509
>Argentineans are known for pretending they're not Latin American as well.
They need to learn to embrace the melanin.
>whitestmaninargentina.jpg
>>85601382
They're all shapeshifters.
So they can all have a dick, or not have a dick, or both at the same time.
>>85601508
I didn't know goblins could use the internet.
>>85601393
>>85601407
Jasperdemption is all but guaranteed, fellas.
>>85598526
>>85601501
drew something for my freaks
>>85601554
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Argentina is one of the whiter Latin American countries, right?
>>85600090
>Vinesauce
Good taste friend.
Honestly I feel like jasper is way to underutilized as both a character and a fighter. There could have been quite a few moments where we could have seen her fighting the crystal gems as a group or even possibly having episodes dedicated to development of her views by centering an episode on what she was doing while the group was hunting her down. Like seriously why not have her walk the strawberry battlefield and just recall the battle or something along that line.
tldr jasper needs more screen time so that we have more ptsd war flashbacks
>>85601551
I'm a glacier you racist
>>85601494
Hi, my fellow countryman. Please stop being so autistic, it's not like our country is much better than Mexico.
>>85601382
50%
25%
20%
15%
>>85601570
Not Argentinean but they have a ton of European descendants, more so than any other Latam country. Tose European descendants also didn't mix with the natives. Also I believe Argentina didn't have much slavery, if at all. Compare it to countries like Colombia or the Islands in the Caribbean sea where you will find a lot of black people. And while Mexico and other Central American countries don;t have a lot of black people either, they still mixed heavily with the indigenous peoples living there.
>>85601570
Probably; most people on the internet just ignore the millions of Europeans who immigrated there back when the country wasn't shit.
>>85601485
>Being on South America doesn't mean you're an american because somehow being from the continent "America" doesn't mean you're american
I just wanted to warn you that that's wrong.
>>85601613
Huh, I never knew that. Thanks for the info, anon! :^)
>>85601613
>European descendants
ancestors*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nt2E80SbPdM
You think this is ironic?
>>85601362
There was no God, and there was Steven.
>>85601644
>Pearl: No turning back!
>>85601501
thaaat's me
>>85601620
Only people in Latin America are thought that America is the entire continent from Canada to Argentina.
But there is actually 4 separate things;
America = USA.
North America: Canada, USA, Mexico
Central America: Guatemala to Panada
South America: Cololombia to Argentina
The Americas = Canada to Argentina
>>85599103
>Implying Buddy looked like that his entire life.
>>85598526
I tried.
>>85601620
It's the commonly accepted usage, no reason to muddle things.
>>85601705
That' pretty cute, Anon.
>>85601687
Arbitrary naming conventions which are different in Spanish. Stop being so anglocentric.
>>85601741
>Stop being so anglocentric.
>On an English speaking Vietnamese flag-shirt appreciation forum
>>85601687
Mexico is Central America, though Central America is still part of North America.
>Lady of the sea
>happy as can be
>can't help but wonder
>if she'd be happier with me
>>85601827
She very well may, anon. :^)
>>85601827
Well wonder no longer, because the answer is a resounded "hell no"!
>>85600620
Lapis lays an egg.
>>85601827
I think it's time to put this meme down
I'll take it out behind the shed, you don't have to watch
>>85601783
Anglocentrism isn't a set of beliefs that are right when you speak English, it's a set of faulty beliefs that you get from only considering the English-speaking point of view.
>>85599606
Big ass.
>>85598526
>>85601903
Well stop being so fucking Hispanocentric, you fucking beaner.
>>85601687
That's a particularity of your language though.I really can't say that my language interprets it differently though, damn Português for just giving up the "americanos" title to the USA instead of "estaduidenses", how shameful.
>>85601904
You are gay.
>>85601903
>your beliefs are faulty
here we go
>>85601903
Calm down, Diego.
>>85601903
>Anglocentrism
>Faulty
And that is where you are wrong, compadre.
>>85601903
Nigga I ain't even American and even I know better than to say that kind of shit on 4chan.
>>85601961
I mean, it was a Raven and Paul episode.
>>85601961
Both
>>85601903
Whatever, back to tumblr or reddit or whatever aids-hole you crawled from.
>/sug/
>on page 6
Dead show
Dead thread
>>85601925
>>85601948
I'm from New Jersey
>>85601939
Yes, the belief that the only way to differentiate people and locations is the one built into your native language is faulty.
>>85599199
why can't steven be more like this?
>>85602007
That's significantly worse.
Man, this place has been overrun with Lapisfags since I became one
Feels good man
>>85602007
I bet you think that the Falklands should belong to Argentina too.
The YTP has ruined Beta for me.
>>85602075
Can Spain have Gibraltar?
>>85602061
are you kidding me? it feels like there's less than ever, I've been seeing more Opalfags than Lapisfags
>>85602075
You mean Las Malvinas? :^)
Because no, I don't. Kirchner a fuck.
>>85601508
he did mention goblins, no?
>>85602094
>are you kidding me?
No, back when I was a Jasperfag it always felt like there were less
>>85602090
No.
>>85602007
>I'm from New Jersey
You make me ashamed, it's very hard to do.
>>85602002
>>85602137
Did the stevens really die or did they go back to their respective timelines?
Jasper is Doggy Dawg, Poop Dawg.
>>85602195
He stopped the timelines, so they simply didn't ever exist.
>>85602195
Their timelines no longer existed, so they ceased to exist.
>>85602193
Get ready for more shame: the AIDS-hole I came from is Funnyjunk
>>85602244
What's it like eating the shit straight out of someone else's asshole?
>>85602244
It's not that bad.
>>85601903
and when you are speaking english you better fucking use the correct naming conditions faggot
ya'll aint americans, ya tumblr cowgirls.
>>85602082
Please link it here then
>>85602137
>this is the last image
not bad, but kinda boring
>>85602302
>not liking arrivederci steven as the last image
>>85600661
>it's 2016
>/pol/ still doesn't know that creating social constructs and culture are the primary human instinct
wolves following their instincts form packs and have structured mating practices
by having culture you're acting like a simple animal
in order to rise above our nature we must abolish culture and devote ourselves to wildly fapping to our gem waiufs
i call this belief anarcho fappis lazulism (because lapis is the only good gem)
>>85601961
All the above..
>More Peridot please, and fill in the
http://i3.pixiv.net/c/1200x1200/img-master/img/2016/04/18/23/04/48/56420214_p1_master1200.jpg
>>85602296
It's valid to eschew conventional terminology when it doesn't serve the purpose you need it to. Latin Americans have more than just different names for those things, they have a whole different set of distinct location-concepts. What should they say if they are trying to express that they identify as an inhabitant of the American continent (in Latin America it is counted as only one)? An "Americas-an?" Sounds pretty dumb. Seems like a better idea to use the direct translation of the world they would normally use, and hope that when they explain what they mean you accept the information rather than get your panties twisted over "muh country."
>>85602395
>403
link the page, don't direct link from Pixiv
>tfw I had a dream that While Steven was investigating a possilbe cure for gem corruption, Lapis played back the recording the Diamond's Corrupting "Song" and it made Garnet defuse and Sapphire went partially insane/corrupted but Steven was able to heal her before it was too late.
It was really intense too, Sapphire started screaming and babbling about the future, how everyone is going to die and the universe collapsing.
>>85600500
>bismuth is metal
>so yes
ftfy
>>85602244
I browse it too.
You have an account?
>>85602400
>What should they say if they are trying to express that they identify as an inhabitant of the American continent (in Latin America it is counted as only one)? An "Americas-an?" Sounds pretty dumb.
New worlder? Similar concept, less ambiguity, and pretty self-explanatory.
>>85602400
I don't think you understand language from anything but a very selfish perspective
Language is for communicating ideas to other people
You adapt your words to the people you are speaking to
You do not use your own meanings when other people do not share them because "it's more correct"
ESPECIALLY if you already know how the people you are speaking to use that word, like you
When speaking to an American you say "I am from the North American coninenent" you fucking autist. Get it through your skull. Americans in foreign countries say they're from the US, not America, or say "American" and "yew ess ay" together for maximum coverage. Are you really dumber than our fucking tourists? You're a faggot and your favorite gem is garbage. Kill yourself.
>>85602430
Yeah, but I don't use it much anymore because my laptop is busted and the mobile site's shit.
>>85602464
That's a good idea, and I'd like to see it implemented. Still, it doesn't change the fact that telling Latin Americans they're wrong for claiming an American identity, even knowing that they're referring to the continent(s). It's part of their zeitgeist, and it isn't their fault that the direct cognate in English has other connotations here.
>>85602594
You'd have a point if an American (USA) was speaking spanish and calling themselves the one and only American, but that's not what's happening.
It's Latin Americans not knowing how to, or refusing to, adapt to a stupidly common dialect of English that uses "America" to refer to a country, "North America" and "South America" to refer to continents, and "Central America" to refer to the area where those two continents are closest.
>>85602492
I understand language better than you, faggot. If Latin Americans just called themselves American without ever explaining that the Spanish cognate of that word has different connotations, then you would be right, that's a poor use of language. But they fucking do, and assholes like you get butthurt over it because you can't get over the odea that they're trying to steal your identity from you or some dumb shit like that. At the same time, there are Latin Americans who consider Americans to be selfish idiots for trying to have the term to themselves, and they're just as stupid as you are.
>>85602492
>You adapt your words to the people you are speaking to
So why don't the Latin Americans use a different term when speaking English?
>>85598509
meh
>Garnet's voice actress is a famous singer
>has the least songs out of any of the main characters
EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT
>>85598526
Goddmanit I spent so much time making my shitty drawing and the image limit is reached
>>85602746
Imgur it or wait for the next thread.
>>85602665
If you have to explain your use of a common word, you're not using it right.
Our country is referred to as America. That's it's common name. The continent is North America. The other Continent is South America. Those are the proper names. Everyone understands those names. Your super special diversity does not have to be accepted. Use the right fucking names.
>>85602746
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kh1TZdtyX7UlRd55OBxf7DB-JGj2rsfWckI0FPQRYhE/edit#gid=0
>>85602717
Cost.
The fact that "Stronger than You" is pure cringe and has thus poisoned the well of Garnet songs.
>>85602717
We're still waiting for a Lapis song, too. Seems the obvious solution would be a Garnet / Lapis rap battle episode.
>>85602799
hey I liked Stronger than you.
>>85602717
never heard of estelle before this show famalam
>>85602793
>It's
woops
remember kids don't drink in the morning
>>85602594
>it isn't their fault that the direct cognate in English has other connotations here.
They need to learn the language. They're not saying in English what they think they are saying. Its embarrassing.
>>85599123
I'd like to believe they're cluster-type superweapons.
YD's just got a thing for WMDs.
>>85602244
I just can't imagine wanting to ever subject yourself to that site. It's the ugliest, annoying to navigate piece of shit imaginable, and I curse it whenever Google images sends me there.
>>85602825
She was pretty popular in the UK a decade or so ago.
>>85602799
I liked it more before it became a meme.
taking meep morp requests for next thread
>>85602816
That is correct
>>85602799
this is bait right
>>85602924
Peridot in a Metroid Power Suit.
>>85602924
pearl
dead
>>85602924
Lapis crying
>>85602924
Sardonyx enjoying a small slice of pie
>>85603021
>>85603002
>>85602978
these could probably be combined into one request
>>85603029
>implying she wouldn't unfuse as soon as that disgusting crap even got close to her mouth
>>85603056
>implying pearl wouldn't shut up and eat the pie so garnet can keep fucking her
>>85603056
Well she could just chew it up and spit it out, just enjoying the taste and not swallowing it
>>85600899
This looks like Peridot is fingering herself.
>>85602793
>>85602862
As I said before, and which you both apparently failed to read, is that the concept they are trying to express literally has no linguistic presence in English. In Latin America, and in much of Europe and Asia for that matter, North and South America are considered to be just one continent called America. There is a concept in the Latin American zeitgeist of being a member of this continent which, again, does not have a term in English. Failing to find such a term, they use the cognate to theirs. It's not ideal, but at the same time it's a fucking retarded thing to get upset about or make fun of. I would advocate for that other anon's idea of creating a term like New Worlder, but as it is that doesn't exist, and you'll just have to accept that people are going to use "American" for lack of a better known alternative. The idea that they should just use the diminutive we use for them is a clear demonstration that it is you who don't care about meaning in language.
>>85603086
if you're a total degenerate maybe
>>85603078
Heh
>>85599088
>age 26
Perfect
>>85603078
>Sardonyx forcing herself to do things that disgust Pearl and Pearl putting up with it because she's such a fusion slut
I need this.
>>85603116
How did you know!?
;)
>>85602924
the homeworld trio swimmingfully clothed
>>85603114
>is that the concept they are trying to express literally has no linguistic presence in English
"The Americas"
Congratulations! You aren't just wrong, you're uneducated.
>beaners don't know how to speak a language
>don't try to speak it correctly
>insist god fearing 'mericans use their unpatriotic terminology
>don't even research or ask for the proper term and use the wrong word
I can't wait for trump to put up that wall
New tortilla?
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN
>>85603206
Old torta
>>85603114
>>85603193
Please don't continue this shit into the next thread. Thank you.
>>85603193
The Americas refers to two continents and doesn't have an associated demonym. Try again.
>>85603206
Nytt bröd?
>>85603219
Are you the anon who said that you wanted to eat babies after reading the ninth chapter of Rivet's "Steven's Futanari Follies" fanfiction? You're talking in the same crazed, recently-driven-insane ALL CAPS, s'why I asked.
Page 10, new thread?
>>85603271
I'm afraid I'm not
>>85603237
Instead of saying "American", say "I am from the Americas". How hard is it?
Our language has this neat feature where you can expand the meaning of a word into a full sentence. Most languages don't.
>hurr but that's two continents!
because it is. two continents, each with its own tectonic plate. you don't get to defy objective geography because it's you "culture".
>>85603143
This boner makes me feel guilty
>>85603381
So why are Asia and Europe not one continent?
>>85601016
Gems vs. Jems musical crossover when?
>>85603400
Different tectonic plates, natural barriers separate them.
>>85603143
>Sardonyx stuffing herself and Pearl having to endure it all
>It's Garnet's way of punishing Pearl with fusion
new bread
>>85603429
>>85603429
>>85603429
>>85603381
>you don't get to defy objective geography because it's you "culture".
Sure I do, especially if it's the dominant culture, or in the name, give me one south american nation with 'America' in the name.
>>85603428
Same plate actually. Calling them different continents is objectively wrong. Thankfully, the name "Eurasia" will take over in the next few hundred years.
It's a good thing beaners never had enough global influence to get their incorrect singular America into the common lexicon.
>>85603381
Because "I am from the Americas" communicates point of origin and would sound retarded to say while still in the Americas, while "I am an American" communicates an identity and is often used in a context of sharing or expressing cultural pride.
The Americas have something like a dozen plates between them, anon. You should know that continent is a cultural term that has been outdated in actual science for decades.
>>85600387
>Globalization is a good thing
Make it stop! Make it stop!
>>85600715
I thought the Burning Room was Ruby's. Because it burns.
>>85603400
It is,actually
it's eurasia
>>85603506
>Cultural Pride
>Identity
Verboten. Your expression of pride is limited to outwardly visible characteristics. No nationalism allowed.
>cultural term
We're coming to an accepted six continent based on the major tectonic plates. Slowly. All you have to do is cooperate and stop calling two continents one.