Steven Universe Scenario

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>>85462892
I grow to the height of a normal 14-year-old. I'm sure I must be mentally at least half my age!

>>85462892
"S-Steven, what would rose say?"
"I AM Rose."

Enter the temple and shatter the crystal heart.

cuddle pearl

>>85462892
Call Connie. Find out what's in Stevonnie's pants.

Get fuse raped by lapis.

>>85462892
Eat a cookie cat

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>>85462892
This.

>>85463198
thats honestly fucked up

>>85462892
cry

>>85463991
Not sure what to tell you, anon. I'm more comfortable as my own gender.

>>85462892
Maybe try to lose some weight?

Fly around, eat some big donut donuts, see what that shitposter Ronaldo's up to.
Is Steven in my body in the real world?
I don't want Steven to have to know this 3d hell.

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give Pearl a foot massage

>>85464290
Steven would make the real world a better place.

I'm kinda worried about Beach City, though.

give Peridot a hug

>>85464315
also, is Steven stuck with my subconscious?
Steven's subconscious is Rose/Rose's gem, and that's part of his body, which I get.

Try the fry bits and the pizza to see which is better

rape pearl

>>85462892
go back to sleep and try to "the new lars" on like sadie or connie or one of the gems

>>85462892
Go to the Big Donut for some donuts.

Exercise, eat well and stop being a useless blobby sack of shit who can't carry his own weight.

>>85462892
Hang myself

>>85462892

i would go to the top of that hill with the lighthouse, make 4 small shields from my wrists and ankles, then roll down the hill like a soapbox racer.

and hopefully run over Lars

>take in the situation
>call on the rest of them
>calmly and rationally explain the situation to the Gems
>cooperate accordingly to get back to my own home world, as I have no interest spending it or any fantasy world away from the person I love

>>85465143
that's gay

>>85462892
Kill myself.

>>85465191
It's a gay show.

Hold lapis's hand

>>85462892
Seppuku

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>>85462892
Defeat enemy gems and instead of bubbling them have them submit to my will, all that these uptight bitchy gems need is a good dose of vitamin D.

Explain myself to pearl, garnet and grape, we need to find a way to fix this for it is cruel to poor Steven.
but in the mean time become besties with Connie and try to be Steven in his place

>>85465202
aw man I wanted to post this

chill with amethyst

((quick question: is everything still flat, cartoonish and 2-dimensional? or will i see everything as it would be in reality?))

Make sweet, sweet love to my darling Connie.

Feed Pearl some of my sharts.

>>85462892
Kill myself.

>>85465202
This

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Become God.

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>>85462892

Fuck Connie's mom

snuggle peridot and touch her inappropriately

Sleep

Throw shields at stuff

>>85462892

learn to crush my enemies with my bubble

send a message to the diamonds peace or death

Fuck Connie
Use the Breaking Point to win the war

Ask all the questions that Steven won't, while explaining myself to the Gems. Say I'm some creature watching from another dimension.

Have se- I mean FUSE with Garnet and become a fusion slut. And fuck Connie's mother

First of all, I would get fit as fuck to hurt Tumblr's feelings.

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Become this

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>>85466166

>>85466212
get out of my head

>>85466199
Give him pink hair and he looks like fucking Tomba.

>>85462922
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>>85462899

man look at this massive samefag

>>85462892
Morph into Garnet and fuck pearl

fuse with Pearl

>>85462998
Jesus Christ, I'm glad I'm not the only one that wondered about this

>>85462892
I start red pilling all the gems about the jews.

fuck Amethyst and/or Lapis

>>85466179
Inadequately amazonian. She doesn't look like she could lead a rebellion against an intergalactic empire.

>>85462899
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>>85466166
>>85466199
>>85466766
>>85466777

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUBS THREAD

Poof and bubble Amethyst,Garnet,Pearl.

Unbubble all the corrupted gem and set them loose on Beach city

Move to Empire city

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I would take Peridot out on a bright sunny thursday, we would have a rather pleasant time on the beach, go grab a bite to eat, and generally get to know each other

I comment about how cute she is, she thinks that i'm just being polite but it would be more than that

We would watch the sun set upon the horizon. Compounded with the echo of the tides flowing gently, the sensation of the warm summer sand between my toes, and the aroma of the ocean air wafting under our noses

i reluctantly grab her attention by poking her shoulder.

After a few awkward moments pass i am finally able to force the words out

I inform her of how i felt and how i became so attached to the idea of us but didn't think that it would ever be

Of how i had these feelings for what feels like an eternity

She doesn't know how to respond but the look in her eyes gives good indication

I would then go in for a kiss on the cheek and jerk back as she looks away

My heart skips a beat as i realize what i had just done

I quickly apologize and childishly attempt to run from the consequences of my own actions. She then takes my arm in a vice grip and stares into my eyes as the world stands still...

The flowing tides stop mid-drift and everything simply ceases

With one fluid motion she tugs me in for a single kiss

I become dizzy, the day that i thought would never happen arrives "i must be dreaming" thinking to myself "but this feeling is simply too real" she moves her lips away from mine and stares down blushing, giving me a nervous smile. her grip turns soft, she then takes my hand into hers as we walk home

Then with a single motion

I rip off her clothes, Push her face into the sand

I forcefully penetrate her anus without remorse. This goes on for 7 minutes until i reach my limit and climax inside of her, her mind had been broken not too long ago

i part to admire my act of love

"your stunning" i say to her lovingly

The screen goes to black with emphasis on her gaping anus, the credits roll.

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>>85468485
>emphasis on her gaping anus

>>85467087
>>>/pol/

>>85468485
>anal sex
ewwwww

>>85468686
Cheer up. It's okay since I'm a jew.

>>85468767
>jew
>>>/oven/

>>85468707
but gems dont eat, which means there is no poopoo in her poopyhole

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>>85468485
Steven wakes up with no memory of his possession, but finds Peridot unusually clingy.

Her rather sensual behavior around him is confusing and out of character.

He is even further confused by her skittishness.

A look into various books about behaviour sudden changes point him to sexual trauma.

Steven asks her, "Who hurt you, Peridot?"

He was not prepared for the answer...

>>85462892
If anything, I'd probably want to get back to my own body ASAP. I don't think Steven would last more than a week in my shoes.

Also, I might have fun telling the gems about our parallel universe.

>>85462892
Impregnate Lapis

>>85468888
Holy Quads

>>85468888
who said she didn't enjoy it?

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>>85467657
Ya got me, congradulations

>>85469371
HOLY SHIT

>>85462892
unbox bismuth and up war production by 90%

>>85469371
There's a space between the post number and the (you), faggot

>>85469371
I wish I could inspect element.

>>85462892
Foot lick rape.

>>85462892
Float into the sun singing "Goodbye Moonmen".

>>85469463
Ahh, I always seem to mess up on something when i'm screwing around. I'll have to remember that for next time. thanks anon.

>>85462892
Kill Connie then beg Garnet to get naked

>>85462892
Go to sleep and hope that I become Batman.

RAPE EVERYONE IN THEIR DREAMS!

>>85462892
Go home and use his healing spit to fix every broken thing in the house. Probably on either the multiple holes in the wall or my old DS lite.

>>85465460
You'll see everything in a perfect blend of 2D in 3D like that dream I once had with Steven in school and Pearl coming to check on him.

>>85465009
This
I'd eat a lot of delicious cartoon food

>>85462892
Be interesting.

>>85469953
Cartoon food just seems more appetizing than the regular kind.

>>85464805
Fry bits are fucking disgusting

There's a reason that shit gets chucked

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Watch Loud House

>>85468485
I will definetly masturbate to this later

>>85462892
rape lapis' feet

crush Connie's trachea
maybe feed on her a bit
then heal her and break her mind

>>85471482
Bismuth stop shitposting!
I can see your edges poking through fucking 4chan!

>>85471541
are you telling me you wouldn't wax her eyebrows and shave her head?
live a little, maybe tug out one of her incisors with your finger and thumb while you're at it

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This thread is totally unneeded and its presence contributes to a negative image of Steven Universe on /co/ that may or may not be intended by the OP.

...that said, I'd probably bounce around the single cosiest place I can think of in fiction.

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>>85462892
>PEARL GET IN HERE!
>Tell me what happened in the rebellion. Start at the beginning and use your holo thingie.

>>85462892

Scream for a bit.

>>85472402
Noooo we have to keep things tediously ambiguous because we still have 2 more seasons left and Rebecca Sugar is a hack, one trick ponyyyyyyyy.

>>85468485

This is just a cry for help, isn't it?

Who was he? Your father? Your brother?

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>>85473061

>>85473081
That explains a lot.

>>85473081

Double whammy.

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>>85462892

>tell the gems that i want to actually help them fight and not just hide behind a shield

>train with pearl in sword fighting using my moms(roses) sword

>start working out

stuff that any other boy stevens age would do if given the same power and responsibility(he's fucking 14 not 9)

>>85473022
We can watch two seasons of Pearl memories. They can't be worse than what we're getting now. Plus, no Connie, no Lars, no Ronaldo, no Sadie, no Lars, no Pizza family, no Lars, no Kevin, no Lars and of course no Lars.

>>85462892
Fuck Kiki as fast as I can

>>85462892
Suicide and see what happens.

Threaten suicide unless I get some damn answers about the rebellion and homeworld.

>>85462892
FUCKING ASK THE GEMS ABOUT STUFF

Then fuck around with my powers I guess. Frolic with all the attractive females. Ride Lion

>ditch connie
>lose weight
>train
>demand explanations
>conquer the galaxy and impregnate gems

rape pearl

>>85462892
Kill sadie.
Assasinate amethyst.
Kidnap connies parents

>>85467657
Anon every 1/10 posts are dubs its not that impressive

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>>85462892
I wouldn't mind being a boy honestly, but I'd start being healthy and lose some fucking wait. Then I'd make stevidot cannon and physically abuse rose for being a psycho maniac. I'd then abandon the crystal gems an fulfill my dream of becoming cast in disney's Broadway musical the Newsies.

>>85470387
What shit taste you have

>>85462892
I would go and find the fry shota and try them bits.
the punch lars in the dick
then age myself to a proper adult and go to emerald city to fuck shit up

>>85474347
also do lewd things to connie
then her mother
then lapis

>>85474117
and then theres this fucking guy >>85474222

>>85462892
fuck big dorito and green dorito

>>85462892
Spend day in Rose's room living out individual fetishes as it's basically a holodeck, Everywhere from Connie's Mom, Sadie's Mom, those hot black girls and Cream's Mom both old and young versions.

Gawk at Gregs cock to see a real Breaking Point.

Release Bismuth again, hug her then tell her about the Diamond's song and that she would have to make a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

Tell Lars off for being a screw up.

Get Peridot to rig up another line to the Diamonds and prank call them every day.

Use my shield as a dish for food.

>>85474859
>Tell Lars off for being a screw up.
What about sadie for the island

I'd do the one thing Steven never would do.
I'd ask questions.

>>85462892
heal jasper

Fuck Amethyst.

Heal Jasper.

Fuck Jasper.

>>85473022
And that pony's name is Pug Davis.

Go find Pearl and prtend I'm Rose Quartz, the "me" inside the gem woke up and I'm inside Steven's body, hug and kiss her, have sex with her and ask as soon as we finish:

"I was worried I was a little bit rusty, but do you think I'm ready to do it with Greg again?"

You fuck lapis, I'm fucking kill you Steven.

>>85462892
Fuse with everyone.

>>85462998
I think Stevonnie's got both

The bomb allready is finished, you can go back to /trash/ now.

>>85476422
Or neither.

>>85474408
>guy
i am grill

A Steven universe episode where the show doesn't suck.

>>85462892
jerk off and cum in the food amethyst eats.

>>85470457

get out you incest loving cuck

B A D S H O W
A
D
S
H
O
W

>>85476635
t. /sug/

>>85462998
If Steven and Connie ever have sex, would they accidentally fuse into each other? what happens then? does Stevonnie just masturbate and they both feel the orgasm?

What would they masturbate with, do they have both genitals,or maybe they just do butt stuff? These are very important questions.

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>>85467657
But can I get dubs too though?

>>85476494
No you are not

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>>85476859
Get out.

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>>85476960
No.

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>>85462892
Impregnate Pearl with my seed, dump Connie, introduce my dick to her hot MILF of a mother.

>>85470457
>>>/out/

>>85476946
Why would I say I wouldn't mind being a boy if I was already a boy?

>>85462892
Have sex with Garnet and or Amethyst.

>>85462892
Heal jasper and then creampie inside of her bodybuilder cunny

>>85473129
Holy shit he's 14?!?

Is he a fucking midget?

>>85477432
Watch the show

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>>85468485
I havn't laughed this hard in quite a while.

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>>85476069
rekt

rape pearl

>>85477432
WATCH THE SHOW IDIOT

>>85477633
>>85477529

I have watched the show up to the most recent episode. (only once though)

I just don't remember anybody saying hes 14 fucking years old, that makes Connie short for her age too.

>>85478067
He had a whole episode about it you degenerate

>>85478067
About time Steven reached about 8 or 9 he just stopped growing. If you remember, his appearance is tied to his age mentality.

I guess you could say he pretty much never grew up mentally from being 8 years old,until he got called out on it.

>>85478280
Good thing this don't happen to everyone here.

>>85478280
>>85478172
Yeah, I remember the episode now.

Reading that he was 14 was just surprising since I probably wasn't paying attention when I heard it in the episode. (I watch the show when I'm doing something else most of the time)

>>85476694
t. /lhg/

>>85479997
>>85476694
Master fucking detectives, Batman would be proud.

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>>85462998
Stevonnie is a futa.

>>85481646
That dick is tiny af... i want it in my mouth

>>85481730
naw not at all man just length over width

>>85462892
overthrow Homeworld, create gem harem

>>85462892
Send Connie dick pics.

>>85462892
>hey amythest
>what dude?
>im really horny
>she looks at me in a weird gaze
>without thinking she jumps on me and starts grinding on my crotch
>ive been waiting years for you to say that
>i rip off her shirt and start mushing her breasts like dough
>we fuck till even amythest is exhausted
>tell her my plans involving a three way of her, me, and peridot tomorrow

>>85462892
since steven's body shapeshifts according to his self-image, wouldn't it automatically change to your body if you mindjacked him?

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>>85481646
>>85481730
there's nothing quite like beholding it's great splendor

>>85485498
>penis olympics
Topfuckingkek

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>>85469371
>KDE

>>85462892
I'd do some private exploring of Steven's body, then take nudes and put them online. Maybe go suck a few few Beach City cocks, who knows.

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>>85462892
sleep and take control of someone who isnt fat and fap in their body

>>85464805
frybits are nothing more than hot grease and fry crumbs. This is why Steven is fat as fuck

try to convince opal to /ss/ with me

failing that hold hands with peribased

>>85462892

Fuck Connie, Peridot, and Amethyst.

>>85485498
sauce?

Tell Greg I love him so I can see what it's like for my dad to love me back.

>>85487114
And he will love you. Just like he loved his wife.

>>85470457
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

I'd learn how to be strong, in the real way.

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>>85462892
step 1: learn to use powers defensively and offensively, check for any OP shit i can do
step 2 my newfound powers and real world smarts/knowledge to have sex with as many females as possible
step 3: finish off enemies and destroy any major threats i can
step 4: use my newly obtained hero/leader status and respect to fuck any females i hadn't previously, along with the others
step 5: sick lion on lars. this goes before step 1.
step 6: fully master powers and become a hybrid gem god, turn all males to females then fuck the whole universe.

>>85462892

>Test if its a dream or not, if proven wrong and its reality then slowly rethink my life choices before making a plan
>Step 1 - Remember everything that happened in my new "life"
>Step 2 - Go to the "Crystal Gems", ask about Gem Culture and history, eventually build up to learning about the whole war.
>Step 3 - Train until I drop or achieve perfection, don't rely just on the shield as a main weapon, make something akin to a whip-sword or a gun.
>Step 4 - Free Bismouth and have a serious talk with her, get her to join my cause and be "Sassy Mom".
>Step 4.5 - Learn how to blacksmith from her so I can make cool shit for my team.
>Step 5 - Build Peridot some natural limb enhancers as her main weapon or some sort of spider backpack like Invader Zim to work with her magnetism/telekinesis.
>Step 6 - Make an actual weapon for Lapis. Glass Cannon or not, she could use some serious support when water isn't enough.
>Step 7 - Learn more about fusion and slowly build relationships so I can fuse with each member of my team effectively.
>Step 8 - Remember to frequently take breaks from the plan to live the teen life again.
>Step 9 - Learn as much as my powers as I can, hopefully trigger a state of zen where I begin to tap into my Quartz potential and develop further during training
>Step 9.5 - Know how to sing and play instruments on a dime.
>Step 10 - Have Pearl and Peridot work together to make a spaceship, space travel is always worth it. Don't stop at just spaceship, have multiple Gem style method of transportation such as a multi-terrain car styled after knight rider.
>Step 11 - Start testing my healing powers. If emotion state is tied to them then the zen meditation training that was reinforced in previous steps should help focus my willpower to have my powers work the way I want to.

>>85465020
He's becoming more useful as the series goes on. At worst he is sidelines support, at best this guy is tanking hits from Amethyst

>>85487848
>Step 11.5 - If successful to curing corruption or at least fresh ones, fix Jasper. At this point I can convince her to join us or use my accumulated skills to defeat her again.
>Step 11.8 - Use fusion as an option, but fuse with Jasper instead to awaken her to the truth. If successful, add "Buff Mom/Sports Mom" to the list.
>Step 12 - Officially grow up after getting used to being "Steven". Don't age completely to adult status, just a proper 14-15 age to fit with refined mentality and resolve.
>Step 13 - Either become the human equivalent of a massive bear/stud from all the training or become Rose Quartz 2.0. No time to be picky.
>Step 13.5 - If somehow turned into an Amazon aka Rose Quartz, convince Connie to stay. Its 2016, Gay Marrage is all but completely acceptable. Plus you have shape-shift abilities, fucking abuse it.
>Step 14 - Go back to the cluster, find somewhere safe to teleport it after re-configuring the Temple with some modern upgrades and alterations to handle it.
>Step 15 - Get a damn donuts, you earned to take another few breaks in between training, engineering and planning. Hang out with the cool kids or do dorky things with Connie, either or.
>Step 16 - Head out to Space, get used to space travel and explore the solar system.
>Step 17 - Learn about the Diamonds, consider the possibility that they will come back when they discover that the cluster is taken care of.
>Step 18 - Try to heal Centipeed again once there is enough knowledge of her original form.
>Step 19 - Find out why the fuck there isn't an Emerald gem around or hope that Centipeed is "Emerald Splash"

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>>85488029
>>85488029
>Step 20 - Never stop asking question, the more knowledgeable you are even after getting what you need, the better tactical leader you can be.
>Step 21 -Use break time to go with Amethyst to pull pranks, build up her self esteem and find a means to help her reach her full potential with Bismith and Jasper/Peridot's assistance.
>Step 22 - Fix Pearl's PTSD and frequently reassure her that she is strong in the real way and don't need to be fused like garnet to feel whole. Or at least find her a good partner to occasionally fuse with.
>Step 23 - Have Bismuth update the CG defense systems after teaching her the modern advances in the last 5000 years especially with Peridot and Pearl's help.
>Step 24 - Find out what Lion really is, also see if you can fuse with it. Can't always rely on Connie or the CG to be a fusion partner if needed.
>Step 25 - Keep Training and living an average life till its time to kick Homeworld's butt.
>Step 25.5 - Make sure to have worst case scenario plans made with the team, including a more humane version of the Breaking Point. Srsly if Bismuth can make you a sword that can poof gems without shattering them, mass produce the concept !!!
>Step 25.8 - Also invest in armor like clothing, helps prevent injuries and potential poofing. Make sure its as strong as it can be without sacrificing flexibility and agility.
I think I'm good.

>>85465020
Clearly knows nothing about the cartoon

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>>85488148

Pretty sure that's within step 7, 8, 13.5, 15, and 25 for potential banging.

Besides Connie is 12 and I need something to look forward to for end game after the Gem War is over, Homeworld is in a state where it can't hurt earth or any other world again, and I'm legal to fuck.

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>>85462892

Make some minor alterations to the temple door.

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>>85468485
I can't be laughing this hard at 5 am gawdammit.

>>85462892
quickly talk talk to garnet and see if we can't get things back right because Steven is clearly playing pure paragon and I'll happily take the odd renegade option. (which allowed Samara's daughter to brainwash me)

>>85466199
>>85466212
Steven getting fit would be pretty cool actually, might inspire some kids to work out.

>>85489222
He tried that in Coach Steven, remember?

>>85462892
kill all of the jews

>>85462892
>Train my mind
>Fuse with Cluster
>Ascend into the Godhead

>>85464177
Reminder that girls are as capable of being shitty enough to use this site as boys.

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Impregnate Peridot.
That is all.

>>85464177
>wake up as a shapeshifter
>complain you have the wrong genitals

>>85493233
>implying they're male

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>Unbubble Bismuth and get her to make more Breaking Points
>Take the war to Homeworld and shatter the Diamonds
>Have Chara take my soul.

>>85493233
It's not really a complaint when they implicitly state that the first thing they'd do is shapeshift into a giant woman.

>>85493412
>take the war to Homeworld
>get dogpiled by 50 Rubies with destabilzers before you even see a diamond

>>85493861
A giant woman!

fuse Pearl

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Free Jasper.
See her stampede toward me
and revel in her caressing rape!
/spoiler But I can't do that because she's still fucking DEAD! /spoiler

Die of being suddenly transported into something a lot smaller and more solid than myself.

>>85462892
Shatter my gem. I get to be the one who ended SU. I also get to die.

Two birds with one stone, desu.

>Explain the situation to the CGs, it would end up bad if they realize im not Steven and jump to conclusions
>Use the time to experience Beach City, and learn about Steven's abilities
>Talk to the CGs about Homeworld and the war and all the things Steven hasn't asked about
>Eventually they would find a way to send me back, so I'd write a letter giving some advice to Steven, particularly about asking questions, and how important it can be to learn the whole situation, to learn about every perspective he can, and how being who he is can make all the difference in the universe.

>>85494775
A real hero.

Is there a military in this show?

>>85495108
Yes, and the middle east is still in a state of perpetual war.

It just doesn't get involved with the CGs, probably because they've been there since before the US was founded and could've worked out agreements long before Steven was born.

>>85495586
What happens when a gem monster gets loose in a city? Let it kill people until the CGs show up?
What about when Jasper was loose, was she only terrorizing abandoned places?
Or what about when Lapis stole the whole ocean

>>85495586
Where is the middle East mentioned? I don't remember that?

>>85465143
This.

Also - I assume some of my girlfriends new co-workers watch this show, we only watch it together, so I'd try to get a message to her through them if my hijinks were airable.

I'd also want to explore the technology of that world, and stevens powers to see what knowledge I could bring back to see if anything was usable.

>>85462892
rape pearl

rape pearl

>>85465231
and you managed to be gayer than it

rape pearl

>>85485344
>not including lapis
Pleb

>>85487848
>>85488029
>>85488127
what if...the gems find out you are not steven?
I mean, garnet will notice the change for sure.

>>85462892
Put on disguise.
Got to hospitals,heal the sick,elderly and wounded.
Make a spectacle of myself,claim I'm a prophet.

Wait until I get fanatical followers.

Stop healing people.

People keep looking for me,they will never find me.

>>85496983

Considering I'm similar to Steven personality wise but mature I could probably fake it real well, otherwise I'll try to be straightforward and talk to them like responsible adults.

Either that or run like the wind/fight for freedom.

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>>85468485

rape pearl again

>>85473081
I laughed

>>85462892

Look in mirror and wish myself a happy birthday