She wanted to be an architect. ;_;

>>85156385

She did a lot of heroin. :P

Haha, women can't be architects. That requires logic, reasoning and a STEM degree.

>>85156916
Obviously. That's why she became a drug-addled glorified stripper instead.

>>85156385
It was way weirder hearing her voice say all that shit after watching gravity falls in the interim between seasons.

But also

1. Who was the horse girl in the last episode?

2. What was Jill Pills whole point, as well as that hamster guy? did the guy who voiced think tank in VB voice him? What did Bojack do with Jill?

If point 2 is obvious, plz no bully. I got a little black-out drunk myself watching the first few episodes.

>>85157988
Horse girl is his daughter. At least thats what I took away from it. She's got the same nose thing as bojack

>>85158131
well yeah, but how?
also why a random call out of the blue at the end of a season, ralph?
did she spot him at oberlin and make a connection?

why buy a new car if you decide to just suicide?

what is this?

>>85158349
In an earlier episode that season Bojack was talking about abortions and mentioned that he has gotten some women pregnant and payed them to have an abortion, but was worried that some may have kept the money and had the baby. Forget the exact episode, sorry.

>>85156916
not really, you're thinking of civil engineer

>>85158766
women aren't capable of being engineers or being civil let alone both at the same time.

>>85158799
>>>/r9k/

>>85158799
https://targetjobs.co.uk/career-sectors/civil-and-structural-engineering/286893-graduate-careers-for-the-girls-women-in-structural-engineering

They did a good job of making her a more sympathetic character in S3.

If it had been S1 Sarah Lynn then I wouldn't have given two shits.

>>85159016
>>85158844
trolled

>>85158799
The level of autism in this comment hurts me physically.

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>>85158799

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I just want bojack to be happy

Princess Caroline, too. I hope her new job as manager doesn't cause that mouse too much consternation.

but goddamn does this show like to bury plot hooks as soon as they come up like >>85157988
that mouse is an heir to a big luxury hotel chain
like wtf

also for anyone in LA/the entertainment industry, how much of bojack is an exaggeration and how much is truth? 'cause I think I'd really like to work there

>>85158799
Made me giggle. I don't know why everyone is getting offended over an obvious joke.

>>85158799
So was it women who made the new $400 billion dollar f-35 jet that fails at everything? Oh no it wasnt, it was a pack of woman hating, religious zealot, big nosed supremacist, know-it-all, troublemakers like you... well go figure...I am sure some stupid, uncivil women distracted them and wasted all those tax dollars.

>>85161349
women of /co/ showing how civil they can be

One thing I really appreciate about this show is that the diversity is very subtle, so it's not obnoxious but it's not played off for cheap jokes either.

All of the female characters are incredibly dynamic, there are various queer characters, and Todd's asexuality was handled with a lot of taste and not over the top.

Push those teeth together, and that was me when I was 12.

>>85163431
Please don't go on a heroin binge and die after fucking your horse dad.

>>85163431
LONDON

>>85163371
They did a gag in season one where a businessman gets slapped by the floppy jowls of a businessman bulldog.

Someone in the crew asked why they aren't women, and Waksburg couldn't think of a reason. So they made them bith women.

>>85161349
>4chan hating women
>Tumblr hating men
It's never a joke.

>>85156385
literally her last words :c

Just watched that episode

what the fuck. How can they get away with depressing me like this. This is a fucking cartoon and all I can think about is BoJack calling her up and and her tearing down that sobriety calendar. This fucking show

Is BoJack going to kill himself

>>85164350
nope, thought that they were going to do it this season but they pulled the ol' switcheroo on us and killed sarah lynn instead

>>85161279
I work at a movie studio and it's awful. Granted I'm not an agent or exec or anything.

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>post yfw in season 1 at herb's funeral when they talked about the next time they all saw each other would be at the next funeral, and then they all looked at bojack and now this shit happens

>>85156385
f

;_;

>>85165229
Fug sboiled

she mostly wanted to be a high end call girl by night

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:^)

>>85165401

That's some hot Timmantha art.

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>>85163973

>>85158799
You are literally what 4chan users are stereotyped as. Great b8 m8

>>85158844
>>85159016
>>85160082
>>85160134
>>85161755
>butthurt women detected.

>>85165610
>tumblr and /r9k/

>>85156385
what the fuck kind of child actress has dreams beyond being an adult actress?

>>85156385
>i want Bojack to be happy
Why?
He deserve everything that is happening to him , nothing more nothing less.

>>85156916
wait architecture is as stem career?

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>you gotta use parallel joints to support that foundation, dumbshit!

>>85166436
How so?

>>85166510
What do you think architects do? Just draw pretty pictures of buildings and tell other people to build it for them? They need to understand physics, stress factors, material strengths, safety codes, basic building techniques, and so on.

>>85158766
She wants to install toilets in playgrounds?

SUCK A DICK DUMBSHITS

>>85166763
Not the same anon, but because Bojack does terrible things.

He's just self-aware of his shittiness, usually post fucking things up for everyone else. That's what makes him a tragic character, otherwise he'd just be an asshole.

>>85166427
A bunch of them are pressured into it by their parents.

One parent did it specificly to get rich. I remember there being a scandle a while back when the mom stole all her daughters earnings and it was technically legal since she was the legal guardian. Once the poor kid got too old to be cute and was cast out she had nothing

Looks like this time it really was too much, man

>>85163973
4chan doesn't hate women, it hates obese harpies with rainbow hair who have a sense of unwarranted self-importance and delusions of persecution while dreaming of enacting legislation to persecute their perceived enemies who are enemies simply by virtue (or vice) of having a cock and not being a tranny or a gay

4chan's distaste for such people does not generally extend to having them legally castrated (or maybe specifically that one group but not women as a whole) and is largely reactionary because it is natural to respond to perceived threats with hostility

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>Sarah Lynn?

>>85158844
/r9k/ here, can you guys stop saying we hate women? We don't. Anyone who's from there and says we do is a newfag

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>>85165316

>Bojack had to call Bradley in Olympia in order to greenlight Ethan Around

>The Horsin Around cast didn't come to her funeral

>>85166976
>What do you think architects do? Just draw pretty pictures of buildings and tell other people to build it for them?

I've spoken to people who do study architecture, and that's exactly what they do. They don't study the same (semi)rigorous mathematics that engineers do.

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>>85166615

>In season 1 when she's staying at BoJack's house, she directs her friends on reconstructing his house by taking down walls and opening up space

She really did have the passion for it

>>85156385
Bullshit. She didn't know what she wanted.

If that's what she wanted, she could've gone to college instead of languishing in her mansion and getting high as fuck the first chance she got.

She had money. She had time. No one gave a damn what she was doing anymore unless she did something really stupid.

It was just another excuse on this show filled with sad, deluded excuses.

For a terrible person like that, her demise was the best she could have hoped for.

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The heroin was named Bojack, so Bojack killed her in both a metaphorical and a literal way

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>>85170904

>implying leaving the life you were pressured into as a child and dropping the bad habits it instilled is as easy as saying no

>>85165316
>>85170384
Why would they? Sarah-Lynn was a horrible to all of them just for being near her.

>>85171034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRqC9GzodtI

>>85170904
She never had a real education. She was homeschooled, and in flashbacks it's obvious that her parents wanted her to be a star and nothing else.

Bojack did literally nothing wrong during Season 3

>>85171214
He fucked Todd's girlfriend

>>85156385
When he said that he loved her, did he mean it in a father-daughter sense or that he wanted to bone her?

or both?

>>85171781
She wasn't his girlfriend at the time

Also Bojack didn't unilaterally decide to fuck her; she was just as responsible as he was

>>85171863
Both

PC said he wants a mommy he can slide his dick in, and she's right. But he also wants a daughter he can fuck.

>>85171781
Half the burden still rests on her.

>>85171863
He didn't love her.

He loved what he thought she represented.

And even then, he only loved the part of himself he saw in her.

If he had loved her at all, he would have brought her to the planetarium first. And if he had loved her enough, he wouldn't have helped pull her off of the wagon.

BoJack ejaculating when he isn't even penetrating Princess Carolyn? That's BoJack. It's all about him and the people around him are just accessories with no real character.

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so who sexually molested sarah lynn

>>85171923
>>85172022
Just wondering though, why the fuck did Todd get mad at Bojack, but not Emily?

>>85172086
Her stepfather, which is why she could instantly identify bear hair based on taste

>>85172022
>Half the burden still rests on her.

God, she was such a piece of shit.

>wow, men are sleazebags
>sleeps with Bojack, a complete sleazebag
>let's make a safe space driving service for women
>it basically becomes a pimp mobile service. She doesn't protest since it makes her mad bank and she even drops by to pick up her portion of the buy-off

>>85172093
It'll probably come up next season. He'll forgive her for it, she'll do it again with someone else, Todd will begin to notice a pattern.

>>85172086
Dan "never too tan" Schnieder

>>85172130
He seemed pretty sorry about it during That's Too Much

>>85172157
She did nothing wrong, she wasn't in a relationship with Todd and had no obligation to not sleep with Bojack

That goes both ways though, Bojack had no obligation not to sleep with her

>>85172184
That doesn't make up for the fact that he did it though

Also notice that as soon as he gives his speech about how they want her to go home she gets instantly upset

>>85172137
This is a stupid thing to get mad at, but Todd accidentally tipping his waitress $8,000,000 and not caring about it legitimately angered me

>>85171024
Go home, Goober.

>>85158799
The r9k is strong with you
Just pay for a hooker, man

>>85172235
>That doesn't make up for the fact that he did it though

Well BoJack fucked her up mentally with his horrible projecting advice and then fucked her head up again a decade later and then fucked her physically a few years after that.

She seemed pretty cool with him though, the floozie.

>>85172157
That actually was the bullshit he got fed up with Bojack, though. He'll screw up, make a half-hearted apology, then do another fuck up.

>>85172236
Some speculate that he purposely did that, but I think he's just that dumb.

>>85172299
BoJack didn't even try to save him during Yesterdayland. Mr. Peanutbutter had to one-dog rescue team Todd.

BoJack is a complete piece of trash.

>>85172299
Precisely. He'll realize he traded in one Bojack for another.

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>>85165299
What if you let LA change you?
Is it good then?

>>85161279
Working as a Key Frame Illustrator in early pipe-line for various films in LA, Bojack is not an exaggeration at all. Every actor hates themselves, any celebration is just an excuse for an orgy of sadness, and agents are only there to schmooze and if you aren't as famous as you look, immediately tell you to fuck off as they all huddle around one potential client juggling multiple phone calls while they rub your crotch and try to fill your drink.

Hell, it happens to VAs too. I got invited to Nickolodeon Studios, and half the crew for Teen Titans Go were there absolutely plastered, the VA for Beast Boy especially to the point he couldn't even walk without help.

And just walking across the streets in Hollywood will have incredibly greasy-looking fat-ass agents asking you to do some "photo-shoots" and totally not Gay Porn, if you are attractive enough.

>>85172079
First episode, too, where he waits until he delivers a zinger to come in some chick.

that's when I started watching, because I thought it was a funny joke and can understand that level of narcissim

>>85172513
People don't simply change by moving to a new city. If they turn out to be an asshole when they get money and/or fame, they always were an asshole

>>85158799
Funny guy over here

>>85172569
>Key Frame Illustrator
nice. how did you get into that?

I just ended my first AE job in Boston and stand a decent chance of getting more work

It sounds horseshit, but at least movies get made, right? I dunno, a city where no one gives a shit about you seems fun sometimes, but could be the alcoholism talking.

>totally not Gay Porn how much does that go? I've heard like $5000 for a dude to just look at you.


>>85172648
maybe not, but a few years of making decisions like ^ and maybe I wont quite be the same.

>>85172818
>How did you get that?
Art Center + CDA during the summer then talking to recruiters and sending a portfolio to every fucking art director while doing freelance work.

"Hey, come to a photo shoot and we'll pay 2+k! It's a once of a life-time opportunity, you'll be great! You'll love it!", and then they push more and more money at you once you are there for doing more shit. No idea how much it goes up to and it probably depends on the person. Too shady for me to actually try.

>>85173086
Well, thank you for replying Anon. I hope you have fun.

>>85156718
>:P

>>85161279
It honestly might as well be a documentary. It's maybe even too toned down in some places. Especially the hard drug use.

>>85170904
That's what makes it a tragedy, anon.

Hamlet could have killed the king at any point, but he had internal struggles.

A tragedy isn't tragic unless it's preventable, you fucking chode.

>>85172569
>Nickolodeon Studios
>Teen Titans Go
Ah you almost got me.

>>85174078
>[BoJack Horseman] certainly registered with Mara Wilson–friend of this writer–who voices Jill Pill, a spider that drips with New York City pretentiousness. “It is the most realistic depiction of Hollywood I have ever seen. As well as one of the most accurate depictions of depression,” she said in a text to me.

http://observer.com/2016/07/horsin-around-with-bojack-horseman-creator-raphael-bob-waksberg/

>>85158349
>why buy a new car if you decide to just suicide?
did you skip around or something? He was driving the Tesla he got when he was named a nominee.

>>85166510
the E is for Engineering.

Architecture is also called "Structural Engineering"

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>>85174646
Listen, there's a reason I have as much empathy for Bojack.

how'd he get it out of the pool?

>>85161279

I'm an actor currently and Bojack is extremely accurate, yet somewhat tame compared to real life.

I'm more of a Mr. Peanutbutter though since I'm actually a good person.

>>85174695
He used his horsepower.

>>85156385
No she didn't. Not really.

>remember this thread might have had loli
>oh wait it's just feels

damn this show

>>85174773
Ok that was funny

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>>85174768
where at in your career and how did you get there?
when you great actor friends, do you say Anon Anonerson, what is this, a crossover epsiode? Because I do.

>>85174773
see pic

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Diane is a walking cancer. The devil exists and he is Diane Nguyen. A disgusting rank swine, a bestial groveling Vietcunt. She manipulates all around her and then guilts them into thinking it's their fault. She works her way through communities like AIDS through the bloodstream. If I had my way she would get fisted by an elephant until her asshole prolapses as if it was a collapsing star becoming a black hole. She is a fat slut. I wish that roving packs of wolves would take turns raping her slut-hole and her shit-sniffer at the same time until she's pregnant with wolf babies and when she finally becomes 8 months pregnant. Then when she has accepted her predicament and comes to anticipate the joys of motherhood, I hope she gets fucked silly by a pack of mandingos until she miscarries, knowing the loss and pain of losing her children. Then, emotionally broken, Rutabaga Rabitowitz will find her in the street in a pile of abominations that are wolf-human hybrid miscarried fetuses, blood, shit, and dog jizz, and take her home and lock her up and slowly eat her alive while simultaneously fucking her throat. Then, she will be digested into rabbit shit and forgotten as she deserves.

>>85161279
>wanting people to be happy and things to be good
I don't know how you enjoy this show or life in general with that attitude.

>>85174974
:heart:

>>85174212
I didn't say it wasn't a tragedy. I'm just saying she was a lazy cowardly cunt.

Who doesn't deserve anyone's pity. Hell, she got none in the show itself. Barely any cast members gave a damn.

>>85175081
>no pity
Because she was already beyond help. Because she surrounded herself with people who wouldn't help her when she needed it the most.
She knew she was heading to her own death and couldn't do anything to stop it. She pretty much wanted it.
Bootstrapping is as ridiculous as the story that generated the term. You can't call her lazy because she couldn't fix herself. Her entire environment ruined her before she was even able to make choices on her own.

>>85174078
A month and a half long bender is toned down?

>>85174954
what did he mean by this

>>85174954
I also believe she is a bad person.

>>85161755
That's cherry picking though.
:)

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>>85175258

>>85175258

kill the pig slit her throat spill the blood rip the flesh

>>85175570
Never happening

>>85172294

by the time Bojack had sex with her she was like 30

>>85165401
So which artist drew this

>>85158349
>well yeah, but how?
Bojack fucks a lot of random sluts. That's pretty clear, no?

>also why a random call out of the blue at the end of a season, ralph?
Because they're setting up plot points for the next season. The creators have done it at the end of every season. The last episode sets up for the next season.

>>85175570
>>85165401
Pls

>>85171781
She wasn't Todd's girlfriend.

It was a shitty thing for both of them to do, but no one was cheating on anyone. Given that Bojack should be closer to Todd than she is, and that Bojack could fuck any woman he wants, there was really more of an onus on him to control himself better.

>>85171024
Yeah, she was using Bojack to kill herself.

>>85171781
It's not because they fucked, it's how Bojack handled it that pushed Todd's NotGirlfriend away.

So when bojack+todd+sarah wrote 5 pages of Doctor Who fanfiction, was it about the BBC series or Sarah's doctor?

>>85172079
Shit Anon, you're right.
Every time he talks to others it's almost always in relation to himself and every view he has on others are just alt-version of him.

When he and Mr.Peanutbutter first meet in episode 1 all he can think about is how he should miserable because he was in a 90's TV show.

>Getting mad that a girl he wasn't in a relationship got some fuck
>After she offered to fuck him first

What a fucking idiot. "I don't want her but no one else can have her, either". Todd is your typical manchild and needs to grow up. Adults have sex, Todd. If you didn't want her fucking your friend, you should've done it first instead of being a beta wuss.

Are there any gifs of "spaghetti or not, here I come"?

>>85158799
>>85156916

Sounds like someone never went to senior prom.

>>85175219
Yea. Some go their whole lives doing that.

>>85178935

I did and there weren't any women with STEM degrees there

>>85165401
full image

>>85177694

That's not what Todd cared about. That's what YOU care about, who gets to fuck whom, who owns whom, where the dicks go.

Todd doesn't care about sex. What Todd cares about is friendship and treating people well. Bojack lied to him and was so weird and creepy that Emily quit the business she and Todd started together, just so she wouldn't have to be around Bojack.

It's far from the worst thing Bojack has ever done, but it was the last straw. It's not the specific thing Bojack did; it's Todd realizing that BJ will always be shitty to him.

I thought her funeral and everything would have its own big episode instead of just "sarah lynn is dead" and thats that.

>>85174954
I just don't like her because she's an SJW

>>85180753
Well, yeah?

It's a high school prom. None of the students would have degrees of any king.

I thought you high and mighty STEM guys were supposed to be smart.

>>85181316
>Bojack lied to him and was so weird and creepy that Emily quit the business she and Todd started together, just so she wouldn't have to be around Bojack.

Because Bojack let them run the business in his house, out of friendship.
Which is something that Todd sweeps under the rug because it's just mean ol' Bojack trying to compensate for a shitty thing! Except the original thing he did wasn't shitty. Casual sex isn't shitty. She was introduced as a friend and nothing more.
But sure, it's all Bojack's fault. The parasite is completely blameless.
Except he's just enabling Bojack to get even worse while doing absolutely nothing to help. Hell, Todd also ruined Mr. Peanutbutter too. It's all told as zany and innocent so nobody cares. But he still blew all his money in stupid businesses.
Todd doesn't get to rant against anybody.

>>85157988
Jill's point was mostly to introduce the Bojack Horseman Show

>>85184627
again, blacked out a few times in the last few days

Then why give us the detail of new york?

I guess to makes jokes about the difference between west coast entertainment biz and east coast.

>>85184117
>Which is something that Todd sweeps under the rug because it's just mean ol' Bojack trying to compensate for a shitty thing! Except the original thing he did wasn't shitty. Casual sex isn't shitty. She was introduced as a friend and nothing more.


holy cow, is that really how you interact w women?