AOOGH JESUS FOOK

>Dude... what if food said "fuck"
>Dude, we should make a movie about that

>Potatoes are alive
>Tomatoes are alive
>Pizza is alive too and it has killed tomato in it
>Kill a pig and each tiny bit it's alive now

>>85113111
I think it was more like
>Dude, we need to make another movie
>Yeah, but showing up to set, having to put on makeup and wardrobe, then waiting around all day til you have to get up and hit your marks is a pain. So let's make it animated, then we can just show up to the studio stoned in pyjamas some time in the afternoon.
>But what should the movie be about?
>Who gives a shit? Food or something.

>>85113304
It gets worse.

He said he is using the movie as a way of explaining his atheism, to show how nothing really matters except what you make of life.

So yeah.

>>85116026
>nothing in life matters
>except weed and rimjobs
>ahuhuhuh take that god

>>85116026
>sausage party
checkmate christains

>>85113111
The reviews I saw said the swearing gets incredibly old after a while.

>>85116026
I'm not even surprised. Also I thought he tried that with Paul already.

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>thought that indian Firecracker character would be cool at least from his short lines in trailers
>In reality sounds like a person from brooklyn who says fuck a lot

This movie is genuinely unfunny, I might see it though simply for the concept. It seems okay in that aspect.

>>85113242
I had the same issue with Toy Story. Well, maybe not an issue, but how toylike does something have to be to be alive in their world?

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>>85116089
Prohibition era gangsters with zombies, that's dumb. Adults won't want to see an animated movie.

am i the only one looking forward to this? looks fuckin hilarious.

>>85117043
No most people think it looks funny, /co/ is the only place I've seen people bitch about it.

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>>85117043
Nah man, I also want to watch it, all of my friends too. Not every cartoon has to be Iron Giant.

>>85117043
No, it looks like a fun movie

>>85117043
Go on YouTube and look up some trailer reaction videos. Normies think it looks hysterical. /co/ is the only community I've seen that is opposed to it.

>>85116026
Atheists are subhuman

>>85117344
Still better than asexuals.

>>85112973
> The spots are eyes

That just got a tad creepier

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>>85117581
Still better than asymmetricals.

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>>85117043
I wouldn't say I'm looking forward to it, but I'm not really seeing why /co/ is so opposed to it. I've seen a trailer or two and it looked far from terrible, decent gag here or there too. From what I was reading I expected it to be all toilet humour

>>85116509
I just want to know why the all respect the toy covenant to pretend to be inanimate. Are the angry toy gods watching?

>>85116206
Paul at least had the "Shaun of the Dead" guys. They made the best out of Rogen's shitty, fedora-level writing.

>>85117661
/co/ is for mature animation only anon

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>>85117631

>one tile is of

DELET THIS!

>>85112973
Why does the potato have fucking eyeballs all over himself?

>>85117772
Discussing the sexualization of characters who have the appearance of underaged characters sure is mature.

>>85117043
I know its gonna be a stupid movie as every other stoner comedy is, but it looks like it will be fun to watch maybe moreso with friends. Plus I kinda wanna see the orgy scene because I'm weird.

>>85112973
>it's disgusting eyes don't get peeled off
0/10: I hope it flops in the hellfire of purgatory

>>85116509
They have the same tech in them that the cars have to make them alive

>>85117344
>submissive humans who give in to manipulation by an archaic belief system controlled by old pedos for easy money, and actually belive in it's braindead and safespace attempt at describing the world because the thought of the unknown frightens them beyond belief, is considered the top notch human
What a time to be alive

>>85113111
Worked for Fritz the Cat

>>85116927
It would be pg13 most likely.
No blood, no heavy cursing, no nudity.

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i expected this to be the dumbest thing ever made from everything /co/ has said about it. then i watched the trailers and it looks legitimately good. yall just love to hate. ya got hate in yer hearts f a m

i'll agree there were a few more "fucks" than necessary, but its fine

>>85117626
Some people call those the eyes of the potato so it makes sense why they would make them literal eyes.

>>85116026
Can jews be atheists?

>>85117043
I'm a fan of Rogen's work, so I'm for sure gonna see it. It looks better than Rogen's last film, Neighbors 2, but who am I kidding, that film was absolute garbage, Ghostbusters was probably a more subtle feminist film than that.

>>85117702
>>85116206
Rogen didn't write Paul. He just did the voice.

>>85116927
zombie movies have been done to death

>>85119042
It's quite beneficial.

>>85117702
>They made the best out of Rogen's shitty, fedora-level writing.
It's actually THEIR shitty fedora based writing.

>>85119042
Yes, atheistic Jews exist. They still embrace all things Jewish culture wise but don't believe in god or an afterlife

Atheistic Jews are the ones who run things, coincidentally

>>85116927
You realize that if Sausage Party succeeds this has a much higher chance of being made?

>>85119042
No, but they understand that they have influence, so if a Jewish comedian comes out as athiest he knows he is converting 100 other little teenagers who look up to them.

That or he really is an athiest and he's just taking advantage of his blood to keep the success

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>>85116509
I believe it was the thought of a child's imagination and love bringing them to life. Kind of like a Tulpa, but the Tulpa is in possession of the toy.

So every toy in a store freshly made is filled with loving energy from a child wanting the toy. But eventually if the toy is neglected and not given the love and imagination, the toys life will fade away.

The edgy kid from the first movie had those cut up dolls that moved really slow like they were sick, maybe it was because they were just living off of the little sisters love, just barely though.

It's a convoluted thought and I just came up with it. So take it as you will.

>>85118981
The sad and confusing thing was that they actually heard people's complaints that they said fuck too much, remade the original trailer the exact same except cut out the swearing completely (making the dubbing really bad desu)

And it ended up even less funny since it consisted of just grunts and mostly "Wwoooaahh!!"

I'm sure they will decide on a healthy medium. It's kind of funny in retrospect but must be incredibly frustrating for the pr team trying to understand what people want to see

>>85121312
So your telling me if I want to see a Goon movie I have to watch Seth Rogen Weiner tell me god doesn't exist

>>85121105
I admit I know very little about Judiasm but aren't they somewhat atheistic by nature, at least compared to Christianity? They believe Hell doesn't exist and that Jesus and all that is bullshit.

>>85119115
>I'm a fan of Rogen's work
>can't differentiate when he is the creative head and just an actor

>>85121971
Yes, just get drunk or some other kind of intoxicated beforehand so you actually laugh and/or fall asleep

>>85119009
>Some
it's literally the normal name you uneducated underaged redneck

>>85122066
>People don't believe in my religion so doesn't that make them atheists
You're dumber than any fedora tipper ever to rebel against dad

>>85116026
That's nihilism.

>>85117927
Haven't you heard of "eyes" on a potato? They're little spots on potatoes that you cut out when you prepare them

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This movie is gonna give me a vore fetish.

>>85117043

I like Rogen but this movie looks really awful.

>>85122066
> They believe Hell doesn't exist and that Jesus and all that is bullshit.
so does almost every other non-abrahamic religion.

>>85121736
Stinky Pete wouldn't have had memories of being in the store shelves then. And all the woody set sans woody himself would've been in a pretty zombie-like state.

>>85116509
I always assumed that the toy's life depended entirely on whether a child considered it a toy. Like some objects were just props but others had life to them because Andy treated them as characters. I believe Bo Peep was part of a lamp base but since Andy treated her as a toy she was alive like the other toys.

>>85118981
Read the script, fuckface.

https://wikileaks.org/sony/docs/03_03/Mktrsch/Market%20Research/Scripts/Sausage%20Party.pdf

>>85122267
Are you replying to the right post? Or are you just projecting hard?

>>85122781
>Aren't they atheistic by nature because they don't believe in things that Christians do
I read it just fine fucko

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>>85122392
Maybe toys kind of leak child magic? Like a toy filled with lots of love like woody or buzz could awaken other toys long abandoned?

Try rationalising things yourself without going to far and you'll find a suitable answer

What the hell is that woman making for dinner anyway?

>One boiled potato
>One tomato
>A bowl of nachos
>A bowl of baby carrots
>Bread
>Bacon
>Hot dogs

>>85122323
>peeled potato
>the eyes are still on it

disgusting

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>>85122715
no. i already know about the orgy and the atheistic message. your need to call me a fuckface is coming from all the hate in ur heart. let it go friend

>>85123091
probably her next "how to keep my bae" facebook entry

>>85116026
This movie looks awful, it sounds awful, and lacks any sort of internal Logic.
Doesn't matter if his non-belief in God/ gods/ higher power is involved, I'll still say it's shit.
His commits about how it is to explain Atheism makes irreligious people look like huge shitters.

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>>85118347
>people who think they are "free thinking" follow the ideas of an British pedophile who is a huge Asshole and read his fucking poor excuse of a history book as "this is how atheism works".
>thinking somehow they are better than people who generally do good for society, and feel fulfilled by doing so.
it is a good time to be alive, brother.

>>85122781
He's definitely replying to the right post.

>>85118756
>Fritz the Cat
>bad
Gee anon, what's it like to have bad taste?

>>85123880
not him but fritz the cat is kinda a mess, heavy traffic and coonskin worked way better on every level.

Is there actual nudity in this movie?

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Ever since this fucking movie came out my family are obsessed with it and are planning for a family day out to go and see it

They really, really find the idea of food swearing hilarious

Every day since he saw the trailer my fucking 14 year old brother has had a bowl of cookie crisp cereal whilst my dad has had a bowl of bran flakes. They simulate 'arguments' where they speak in Seth Rogen voices pretending to be the cereal. For example this mornign I heard this exchange

>Brother as Cookie Crisp: Hey Bran Flakes, fuck you, you make old people shit themselves, you are basically a black person in front of a retirement home
>Dad as Bran Flakes: Shutup sonny, before I Bran-dish some grown up cock into your millenial spoiled sugary ass
>Brother as cookie crisp: What are you gonna do?
>Dad as bran flakes: Well I don't have a Wolf on my box but I can give your mother a horse cock up her ass

Its un fucking bearable and they do it with everything they eat, even my usually quiet mother has been getting involved by pretending to be Lasagnas and Casseroles. If I have to hear my mother role playing a Lasagna telling my father role playing as Garlic Bread that she wants him to tear off her top sheet and eat her cheese sauce I'll fucking kill myself. fucking fuck this shit movie and seth hack.

>>85122301
According to Rogan, the true spirit of atheism is that nothing matters so fuck it, just enjoy yourself and don't give two shits.

His words. Not mine.

>>85124468
That sounds awful, but it's funny because it bothers you. I'm sorry you have to go through that?

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>>85124468

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>“We thought it would be funny to do an R-rated Pixar-style movie,” said Rogen. “Its fucking filthy. its really really really dirty, but it looks like a Pixar movie.”

>“It’s about food in a grocery store that believes when you get purchased all your wildest dreams come true. They don’t realize that you get eaten. And its about them slowly realizing what happens in their after life. It’s kind of like Toy Story, its a journey — they’re trying to get from one end of the store to the other,” said Rogen. “It’s fucking crazy, its nuts”

>“Its subject matter inherently has to do with religion, so conceptually its somewhat R-rated.”

>“Sausage Party appalled him [Sacha Baron Cohen] in some ways. We brought him to a screening where we watched the hand drawn version of the movie and he could not believe it — ‘that is the single craziest fucking thing I’ve seen in my whole life’ He said, ‘Just know you’ve gotten successful enough to make the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.'”

>“You can show food fuck!” Rogen on how Sony got it past the censors.

>"It honestly came from an innocent place. People like to project their emotions on to the things around them – their toys, their cars, their pets, that’s what Pixar’s done for the last 20 years. So we thought: ‘What would it be like if our food had feelings?’ We very quickly realized that it would be fucked up.”

>“Lavash is from the Middle Eastern food aisle, and they are positioned next to the kosher food section. And they have a long-running feud, because they had the aisle first, and then the kosher food moved in after the German products tried to kill them.”

>“She’s very deep into the theology of the store, but she’s very conflicted because although her destiny is to be filled with meat. She finds herself being very attracted to other receptacles such as Brenda the bun, and is very conflicted because it goes against her belief system.”

>>85124734
https://youtu.be/ETYD-vXUGtk

I feel like Seth rogan got really high watching attack on Titan and had the munchies when he thought up sausage party

>>85124734
>And they have a long-running feud, because they had the aisle first, and then the kosher food moved in after the German products tried to kill them

DUDE
HISTORY
LMAO

>>85124932
According to him, it was getting high and watching Toy Story then going on a philosophical rant on how Pixar made everyone think everything has a soul and its super unhealthy, and that religion sucks.

So they spent the next eight years making Sausage Party.

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>Seth Rogen's plan is to make a movie so bad you no longer believe there is a god in this world
It worked

>>85124974
Food fight 2

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>>85112973

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Sausage Party is the polar opposite of Veggietales

>>85117903
brb rewatching KFP2

>>85125092
I'm 90% sure that was just a coincidence but once Rogen finds out I'm sure he'll claim that was the joke from the start.

>>85125092
You know how old drug users tried to watch The Wizard of Oz and listen to Dark Side of the Moon together, to see if they synced up?

I want to watch VeggieTales and Sausage Party...side by side...to see just how far from God's light we've gone...

>>85116026
Literally nothing wrong with that.

>>85124734
>Lavash is from the Middle Eastern food aisle, and they are positioned next to the kosher food section. And they have a long-running feud, because they had the aisle first, and then the kosher food moved in after the German products tried to kill them.”

jesus fucking christ

>>85117344
>People who base their beliefs on facts are subhuman

>>85122301
Nihilism is just a more specific version of atheism.

>>85125014
God damnit you stole my joke.

Oh well, atleast we now know all that stolen animation and so on from foodfight went.

>>85125229
It is when the writing and humor is childish and bottom of the barrel. It's very possible to have crass humor and have a moral/philosophy behind it, just look at "Book of Mormon" but this isn't that. This is going to be low level garbage that'd mostly be enjoyed by children who are at an age that think "Fuck" is cruise control for cool.

Just because something has a meaning behind it doesn't mean it's done well and do you genuinely think "Sausage Party by Seth Rogen" will be this deep introspective analysis of religion?

>>85125385
But anons seems to be acting as if the message itself is bad.

>>85125287
I think what that anon meant was
>People who flaunt their lack of belief like a badge of honor are subhuman

>>85125409
It's more of the fact that the message is HANDLED bad, which to many people may as well be the same thing.

>>85125092
The alternate title of Sausage Party should be Edgy Tales.

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>Jonah Hill
>Seth Rogen
>James Franco
>Michael Cera
>Danny McBride

They've got to be butt buddies by now.

>>85116026
You know, I don't like using "Reddit" or "Tumblr" and such to describe movies I don't like.

That said, a Seth Rogen CGI stoner comedy about atheism is probably the most Reddit thing I've ever seen.

>>85125428
He's just making a movie with his personal philosophy as the moral.

>>85125428
is it really any different to the overwhelming amount of people to flaunt their own belief?

>>85125670
This is like the third stoner movie about atheism he has done.

>>85118981
You know I keep imagining a PG version of this movie about the origins of the Veggietales, when Larry and Bob first met, and how Bob was uncertain about his faith in the great beyond, when he found out about the truth, and while he and Larry was escaping from the kitchen on the Saturday Night pool party, the next morning they stumbled apon a Church Sunday Service and renounce his faith into Christianity

>>85125870
What other movies has he done about atheism? This Is The End maybe?

>>85126211
This is the End had the Bible be correct.

>>85126211
This is the End and Paul.

>>85122362
>[CURRENT YEAR]
>not already having a vore fetish
Sheesh, get with the program, anon.

>>85123753
>implying more than 5% of Christians actively do good for society

>>85123880
He never said that, he just said that adding a bunch of swears to make something funny isn't a new concept

>people IN THIS THREAD actually think this looks funny

You have to be 18+ to post on this website.

>>85123880
I like Fritz
I'm saying that it is memorable because it was one of the first adult cartoons.

Like rule 1 of marketing
Have your product the first of something in its field.

>>85126298
This is the End promoted the opposite of atheism.

>>85126211
This is the end literally had god and demons existing

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>this is the movie that's going to open doors for R-rated animation! Yeah, this movie is nothing but dick jokes and f-bombs, but once this movie makes a billion dollars, everyone's going to start making animated movies that are legitimately mature! Just watch!

>>85123091
Um...
>Bacon, Bread, Lettuce, Tomato- BLT
>Boiled Potato, Mayo- Potato Salad
>Buns, Sausages- Hot Dogs
>Chips, Cheese- Nachos
>& a side order of Baby Carrots

>>85126553
It won't even end up making a revolution of shitty low brow R animated comedies either.

Because if all it takes is one success why didn't South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut start the trend?

>>85117043
Normies >>>/out/

>>85126634
>It won't even end up making a revolution of shitty low brow R animated comedies either.
That's the part that makes this so funny. The best case scenario is that it spawns other "LOL WEED LOL BALLS" animated movies, but there are people that legitimately think that Sausage Party being successful is going to lead to the rise of serious animation aimed at adults.

I just hope Sony suffers.

>>85123091

If you read the script, you find out it is July 4th.

>Hot Dogs
>Nachos, cheese, bacon, tomato could all go together
>carrots for the vegetarian friend
>potato for the autistic child that refuses to eat normal people food
>bread is a staple food that often needs picked up in the middle of the week

There is both a potato and a bag of potato chips in the movie.

Potatoes had to be cut up in order to become potato chips, yet they don't seem to know about humans being evil.

Explain the logic of that to me.

>>85116026
Why the fuck is he so obsessed with validating his athiesm? No one ducking cares about your personal issues, Seth.

>>85117661
Because the script was already leaked and it is the stuff of Lovecraftian nightmares.

>>85124322
They are hotdogs and buns dude.

>>85128114
Because dude food orgies and weed lmao.

>>85124322
The food items do have cocks and balls according to the anon who saw an advance screening.

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>>85116026
>nothing really matters except what you make of life
>Chooses to use his life to make shitty stoner comedies with over the top swearing food that ends up engaging in a giant food orgy at the end because fuck it.
Truly, the secular philosophy's hero ladies and gentlemen.

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>>85128362
>someone had to animate food genitals

>>85128467
to be fair he is a multi-millionaire

>>85117344

They are. Fuck. The biggest pussies i ever seen are atheists. Spineless cowards the lot of them.

>>85128525
Material prosperity isn't proof of virtue.

>>85126260
>>85126473
>>85126490
Interestingly enough, It's probably my favorite of his works, even though I'm an Atheist. Maybe it's because it allowed him to get far enough away from his "message" and just focus on jokes, or maybe it's the influence of the other people involved. In any case, SP one looks heavy-handed in the worst possible way, with almost no emphasis put on anything strongly resembling humor, and pretty much everything relying on shock value.

>>85125229
swing and a miss

>>85125330
That's like saying all felines are tigers because tigers are just a specific form of felines.

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>>85123350
you, I like you.

>>85128525
that makes it worse

>>85118067
>Discussing the sexualization of characters who have the appearance of underaged characters sure is mature.
Is it not?

>>85126333

Considering all the shit the catholic church does with their programs to help third world shitholes. Yes, even those pedos do a lot more than the atheist shit stains.

>>85123350
Go away hippy

>>85128740
>brainwash AIDS-ridden niggers into not using condoms
>"help"

I wish religious people would all die.

>>85128114

Logic cannot be applied at all. Don't try.

Baby carrots are just cut up larger carrots. Hot dogs are dead animals. Baked goods have a dozen or so different ingredients that could each be alive.Then you have the literal can of spaghetti and the jam jars being alive. The only rule seems to be that if it's food, it can be alive.

>>85124468
That sounds hilarious, play along you miserable faggot

>>85128828

Try it, faggot.

>>85125600
I thought This is The End proved that.

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>>85118981
>>85123350
Sigh

Why must we have fools like this so willing to give their money

This is why this movie will excel, because of the countless saps like this

shameful.

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>>85128828
Then go kill some :)

>>85128916
>Sigh

Kill yourself

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>>85112973
I don't think I'll be able to hate this now because /co/'s done all the hating for me. Heck, I'll probably end up laughing at how bizarre it all is.
Similar thing with TTG, I wouldn't say I like it, but something about the hate it gets makes it endearing

>>85128989
You first bub

Maybe that will help the box actually, it'd be for a purpose in such a case

>>85129058
>bub

Again. Kill Yourself.

>>85129101
You get too upset over name calling, anon

I recommend therapy

>>85129101
Make me, queer.

>>85129101
EAT A DICK, SNIKT

>>85128558
>I don't believe in God because my parents didn't care enough to teach me
O...okay?

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>>85117043
No, but I'm also not 12 or retarded

>>85121312
Hardly. Deadpool's success was the make or break for Goon. Tim Miller was part of the team in Blur studios trying to put Goon together. Even with the success Deadpool had, Goon is no closer to reality

>>85128828
Haha if I screencap this and post it on r/4chan I'll surely get a ton of upvotes hehe

>>85126333
>completely baseless statistic
Don't try and sound smart if you're going to shitpost.

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>>85124468
What a wonderfully retarded family.
I guess it only makes sense their kin would blog on 4chan.

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>>85128680
Dem thighs, Jesus Christ

>>85112973
As an Irishman, I couldn't help but laugh at this part.

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>>85116026

Anathema

[uh-nath-uh-muh]

noun, plural anathemas.

1.a person or thing detested or loathed.

Examples:

Sausage Party.

Seth Rogan.

>>85124734
All I needed to hear that Sacha Baron Cohen was appalled

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Man, you know, the first trailer for this movie was actually really funny for the first two minutes. Hell, even the "twist" part was funny.

The lighting, direction, the narration, the pacing, and the music were all spot on for "generic CGI kid's film" and I thought that turning it on its head was fucking hysterical.

In a perfect world, Sausage Party is only that first trailer. That's all it needs to be. If it only existed as a two minute long parody of how stagnant the non-Disney kids film industry has grown, it'd be perfect.

But nah. It has to be an entire movie. A movie about smoking weed and a five minute long food orgy with racist caricatures.

God damn it.

>>85124520

We have met the enemy, and he is beard.

>>85117043

I despise it for philosophical reasons. It could be the greatest movie ever made and I would still hate it.

From what I've seen it is the embodiment of everything I despise about the modern world, in film form.

>>85130437


Which is?

>>85112973
When do the real reviews for this pile of shit come out and not the early ones they paid for to make it look good?

http://sausagepartyofficial.tumblr.com/

Seth himself will be answering questions tomorrow. go ask him why this movie was made.

>>85116509
first movie implied that Lawn Gnomes are similarly alive

If the ending is about food rising up and slaughtering the human race, won't all of the food die out too since it's manufactured by humans?

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>>85116509
there was a living hockey puck

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>>85131881
>Gnomeo and Juliet takes place in the Toy Story universe

>>85132044
sheeeit, I gotta rewatch that

>>85128114
They only come to life once they're put on the shelf

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>>85131959
How does something even qualify as food anyway? I mean, cows eat grass. So shouldn't grass be sentient as well? Shouldn't wood be sentient too since termites eat it, therefore, making it food? Does it only count if it is manufactured by humans? What about the roll of TP we've seen in the trailer? He's not food, but he's sentient. Is every manufactured product sentient?

I think there's only one answer: It's a Seth Rogen movie. Just hit a blunt and roll with it.

>>85132044
I completely forgot that movie existed. Was it any good, anon?

>>85131982
Yeah, but that was a hockey puck TOY.

>>85116026
That's never really made much sense to me, believing in an afterlife or subscribing to theism still dosen't give you a liscenss to be irresponsible so long it's in the name of the Lord.

>>85128845
>The only rule seems to be that if it's food, it can be alive.

Not just food. There is both living toilet paper and a living douche in the movie.

>>85116026
>nothing really matters except what you make of life.

This is actually a good moral.

>>85132176
It seems to be specifically products that get used up and consumed. The toilet paper sold in the stores is alive, the knives and cookbook sold in the store are not.

>>85128488
They went through all that training and student debt for this. Damn.

>>85116141

It got old before the trailer ended.

I can't imagine over an hour of it.

>>85118347
Hardly anybody actually thinks that, atheism is just becoming more mainstream so people on 4chan have to shit on it to feel special.

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>>85124468

>>85131982
Why did it have hands and feet?

>>85124974
>getting high and watching Toy Story then going on a philosophical rant on how Pixar made everyone think everything has a soul and its super unhealthy, and that religion sucks.

What a faggot. Animist master race here.

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New tv spot

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlebD3wEoOs

>James Franco is stoner
>Brief bit of orgy in the background
>Barry finds mushed bun
>Pizza is dead
>Taco is lesbo

Still don't know who Bill Hader or Paul Rudd will play. I know Bill hader played as the announcer in the first trailer, but I bet he's alot of the food. Rudd may be the guy with the glasses, and Danny McBride is confirmed to be the honey mustard in the beginning

Am I the only one that's getting tired of the ads and trailers spoiling the movie? I know that it's stupid to be asking for no spoilers from this movie, given the leaked script and the fact that it looks like shit, but it really dampens the shock that their going for.

>>85136954
Hader is Firewater and El Guaco, Rudd is the grocery store employee with the glasses.

>>85137145
Well, I guess I'm glad I got one guess right.

Thought Hader would've played more roles since he's got a surprisingly wide range.

Why does the store employee look like Austin Powers combined with Vector from Despicable Me if they were on crystal meth?

>>85131841
I'm going to ask him to insert my fetish into the sequel.

>>85134492
>Atheism is becoming more mainstream.

Not in the US it's not. Only something like 3-4% of Americans are actually atheist. Most non-affiliated people are still spiritual, just not connected to a certain dogma. Even then, all nonreligious people still only make up ~20% of Americans.

People on 4chan shit on it because they have a Reddit complex, and atheism is seen as a 9.0 on their internal Reddit scale, so they have to hate it or else they will be by association as liking Reddit.

Yeah Food Revolution!.........even though most will die in a week from spoiling....

>>85121312
I see it more like studios getting nervious over any non funny themes and do what they can to stop it as "R-rated stoner comedy are guaranteed money"

>>85116927
This looks like it's gonna be good...in the event that it actually gets produced.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr_Ta6NS3-g

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Suicide Squad BTFO

>>85142256
>reviews counted: 8

>>85141988
I think it's actually illegal to run for office as an atheist in some places in the US. Of course, such laws are themselves technically illegal and superseded by federal law, but it causes enough headaches just by being on the books. Not to mention various polls about how suspicious a good portion of the public still is of atheists. Not enough that I imagine atheists are some oppressed minority, but shit's there in a cerebral sense.

All of this information is a few years out of date by now, in any regards. I can't imagine much has changed, however. There's been no real reason for it.

Anon here's got the right of it. Internet fedora tippers are seen as being a bigger thing than they are because the internet has a way of focusing in on such groups and magnifying their presence. Such as by relation to a boogie man. And because, as always, people with different beliefs and ideologies in the arts have a way of sticking out because of how they can work their ideals into their works which reach a huge audience, even if that audience themselves is not like the creator.

>>85119042
>>85121105
It's not that they don't believe in God, just that they're taught to question everything.

Moses himself even argued with and questioned God directly.

Somewhere I learned that Islam translated to "subservient to God" and Judaism translated to "debates with God" or something. So they're Chosen because they accept but have a thirst for knowledge even about the nature of themselves, rather than just being sheeple I guess.

>>85134492
People shit on atheism because it's an idiotic ideology that exists to censor a portion of western civilisation just because a fat german told them to 150 years ago. Notice how atheists never attack any other culture when it comes to their obsession with all things secular.

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>>85123880
>>85124197
>>85126466
We can all agree that Fritz was at least better than it's sequel.

Am I only one who expect me all those food characters to get eaten by the end?

Because that's what the joke is pretty much setting up to be

>>85142376
Confusing atheism with antitheism is like confusing feminists with egalitarians

They believe themselves to be so, now, don't support them in it. It'll only make it worse.

>>85117344
This is closer to true than you think

>spirituality arises from a defective/overactive sense of empathy that causes humans to anthropomorphize nature, coincidence, and morals
>it's also the same overactive sense of empathy that lets them cooperate with total strangers
>these humans anthropomorphize the concept of being human as "the soul"
>sadly, it's the same thing that causes some people to confuse chickens for valuable life forms
>they'd even feel bad if you popped a balloon with a smiley face drawn on it

>atheists literally can not do this
>they're purely materialistic and have difficulties with unconditional cooperation
>any social structure they attempt to form will ultimately be dissected as one man's power play and a state of subservience for everyone else
>they're constantly confused because this shit is on a spectrum and they still have "irrational" human instincts running in the background, leading them to give up on justifying their foggy, half-baked view of the universe and become nihilistic
>is it better to be half baked or completely raw than a burnt cake? nobody knows. according to these guys, it doesn't matter, and they recognize your evolutionary advantage but think they can find a way to make it not matter.

>>85128255
>No one ducking cares about your personal issues, Seth.

Maybe hes trying to get retarded adults to stop believing in fairy tales.

>>85142757
Those retarded adults somehow managed to be the dominant majority on this planet

They must be doing something right, even if they'll do dumb shit like killing other members of their species for having sex in a way that does not actually affect their future reproductive potential. With the proper ideology they'd be infinitely more effective than atheists.

>Atheists: question everything, lose cohesion
>Spiritual man: question the world, but not immaterial morality, don't even think it's of human origin, just believe it

And then some very meta natural selection whittles away the inferior ideologies while improving the strong ones until you get the imperium of man

>>85142798
theyre still idiots who believe a bunch of stupid bullshit. i dont care if its popular.

>>85142757
lol shitpost harder

>>85112973
What's Rated R about this again?

>>85142949
Believing it's stupid bullshit is stupid bullshit by the same merit the stupid bullshit is stupid bullshit

your mind = blown

>>85112973
>skin is peeled off
>eyes are perfectly fine
Fuck you.

>>85142972
Mind not blown at all, sorry, not as feeble minded as adults who believe in fairy tales.

>>85142757
>>85142949
>>85143000
0/10

>>85143000
sorry, we don't sell tampons.

>>85143000
>His mind wasn't blown by the fundamental uncertainty of human knowledge

Oh, so even though you don't believe in god, you're still one of those because-it-is-so types, eh. Figures.

>>85143053
no i just feel like you tried too hard to sound smart. nothing mindblowing was said.

>>85117043
I had that same thought, until I read the leaked script.

Then my opinion changed entirely. I still wanna see the crazy orgy scene though to see if they'll actually go with it all the way or not.

>>85143073
Playing it cool, anon? It's not going to work. I'm CWC tier autistic and immune to your primate wiles.

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Everyone should go see this opening night.
Because how fucking great would it be if the sales for this movie blew Ghostbusters out of the water?

>>85143258
but I'm autistic too

why else would I come here to shitpost and play it cool afterwards, it's because I hold not a modicum of dignity or self respect

>>85143363

Not very. Propping a fucking terrible movie just to spite a bad movie is a bad idea, anon.

>>85143363
you should buy 100 tickets

anything to spite ghost busters right

>>85143386
You're not a real autist. You're fake, your autism is puny compared to mine.

>>85143363
we're supposed to be the ones to ask you the questions on your tumblr tomorrow night, remember?

>>85143258
and im immune to your tryhard attempts to sound intelligent and "blow my mind" by repeating a few words multiple times.
If anything i admire some decent wordplay, thats it.

>>85143387
>>85143415
Not so much to spite the movie, but because of the reactions. putting salt into the wounds, watching people react to a crude food cartoon kicking that ass of the "progressive" important for feminism ghostbusters.
Just thinking about how all the people who tried to peg anyone disliking Ghostbusters as misogynists would react to ghostbusters flopping and being beat by THIS just feels good.

>>85143415
yeah, totally, lets all see it together guys!
Totally kick that ghostbusters movies ASS!

It would be FOR THE LULZ!

Delicious

>>85143477
You missed the entire point. Your brain is too underdeveloped to see meaning in wordplay, I guess.

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>>85124468

>>85143477
shut the fuck up already.
god I have yet to see someone cry like a pathetic bitch as hard as you over not being able to troll someone properly.

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>>85142256
> average rating 6.5
and why the fuck is it "100% fresh" then if it's just SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE?!

>>85143651
I'm not trying to troll, this guy is just full of himself and actually thinks what he said was mindblowing.

>>85143651
You're really trying to spin that into "crying like a pathetic bitch"?
I've heard of rapists who don't force things that bad.

>>85143519
They're both terrible in the same way
Souless corporate pandering made to make a quick buck to the LCD. The food orgy and non-commital flaccid "feminism" are just toppings on the cake.

>>85143713
lol how fast is your heart even beating right now

>>85143674
The Tomato Meter is more or less an aggregate of Fresh/Rotten scores that doesn't take into account anything else, while the average rating is the more detailed one.

Essentially, all the Tomato Meter does is tell you the percentage of people who'd recommend a film.

It's slightly more complected than that, since Top Critic scores count for slightly more, but it functions the same in principle.

RT is not a good critic review site, senpai, it's never been.

>>85143714
I dont see one of them trying to push a narrative than anyone who doesnt like the movie is a bigot.

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>>85143746
How long are you gonna keep trying this? I'm on the verge of feeling actual pity.

I'm a big fan of the character animation. Let's talk about that.

>>85116509
How toy-like does something have to be to gain life? Are sex toys alive in this universe? Is Andy's mom's vibrator alive in it's drawer?

>>85143363
> both movies made by Sony

Gee, I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>85125563
Heh.

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>>85124468
I weep tears of laughter for you

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>>85117631

/co/ - Christians & Contrarians

>>85144358
We don't talk about that guy...

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>>85124734
>“Lavash is from the Middle Eastern food aisle, and they are positioned next to the kosher food section. And they have a long-running feud, because they had the aisle first, and then the kosher food moved in after the German products tried to kill them.”

That sold it for me.

>>85144641
I'm so glad I live in a true secular nation where being an atheist isn't seen as some big fucking rebellious thing.

>>85124734
>“Lavash is from the Middle Eastern food aisle, and they are positioned next to the kosher food section. And they have a long-running feud, because they had the aisle first, and then the kosher food moved in after the German products tried to kill them.”
So people don't know food is anthropomorphic... Despite one subset of food attempting to genocide another i actually typed that fuck this movie.