continuing our strorytime. Today we're having herogasm.
brace yourselves boys this one is full of spoilers
previous threads:
>>84988610
>>85020167
>>85049430
I didn't like Herogasm. Stopped plot for absolutely no reason.
F4 band was fun, though.
>>85079935
agree
but it does have some elements that are important to the story later
>>85079948
True that, it was important in long term. But you know, first time you read and go all "what the fuck is with this?".
>>85079990
and here we go
thor waiting in line
>>85079896
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
thanks a ton OP!
>>85080174
>>85080131
>I could do anythingExcept surviving comic.He does die at the end, right? Been awhile.
>>85080217
yep
>having Flashbacks of 9/11
read this volume yesterday.What the fuck was V. President's problem? He couldn't handle the first plane and then he risked the second one?
>>85080290
not much experience i think
alpha as fuck
>>85080288I wonder what would Vaught-American's plan be if Homelander, Black Noir, Stormfront and such went rogue. Red River fuck out of them with gasses and fancy bullets?
>>85080399
shit i thought i spoilered that image
>>85079896
Oh boy, i was looking for this storytime the whole day!
>>85080445
Ennis really enjoyed writing this comic.
>>85080498
yeah you can tell by the constant sex scenes in every page
>>85080520DEAD CAPES WALKING
>>85080520
there seems to be a problem with that image
I'd like to see a crossover between The Boys and Strong Female Protagonist. They are quite similar thematically, and deal with what would happen if superpowers were dumped onto fallible and realistic individuals that is less than capable of living up to the awesome responsibility, and how society would be different as a result. They also have some plot elements in common.
>>85080608
>>85080643
>reading indie shit
>>85080643
Admit it m8, you just want to see Billy Butcher do his thing to the annoying tumblrinas in that comic.I do to
>>85080676
You walking on razor's edge with this storytime. That's cool
>>85079967
>Isla McFarlane
kek
>>85080735
No spoilers? Damn, you got some balls
>>85080749
i think there's something wrong
every time i spoiler an image it gets corrupted
>>85080763
It's always something wong with spoilers.
>>85080851
Carlos was being considerate not posting image in the storytime, holy fuck.
>>85080935
Damn, poor Hughie
>>85080072
Right behind Guy Gardner.
>>85080935
So... did black noir shove his thumb up Hughies butt or something?
Why would that leave him unconscious. So confused
>>85080998
He's shocked
>Storytiming Herogasm on a blue board
You've got balls.
>>85081103
well if i get banned someone else will finish the storytime
>>85081143
So, /aco/, then? I know you hate the place but still.
>>85081103
We got monkey's paw'd with /aco/. Finally got a board to storytime adult comics on, only they don't allow anything with gore because it's "guro."
>>85081176
yeah
>>85079896
Awh, shame they don't have robertson on pencils for this.
>>85081200
at least ennis is still writing it
>>85081200
Robertson only does the covers after a certain point unfortunately. He comes back for the Butcher mini and the final issue.
>>85081021
Weak as.
Id just be pissed at the guy, not fullblown fucking vietnam flashbacks sucking youre thumb in a corner
>>85080962
Looks like a little bitty hulk to me
>>85081269
The Homelander and plane is bad combination
Does anyone else read Homelander's lines in Zap Brannigan's voice?
Thr art is fucking bad
>>85081387
Yeah, kind of.
Can't get rid of a thick german accent in my head saying "dicky hat"
>>85080643
SFP is everything The Boys is not. SFP is the face of the future, the millennial future.
>>85081541
Jesus, I missed Herogasm first time I read this, didn't know the extent of what happened there or that Vought was even behind the planes.
>>85081238
Black Noir is one of the most powerful superheoes on the planet and could have killed Hughie in an instant. Instead, he shoves his thumb up his ass and calls him a "Good soldier." You're delusional if you think you wouldn't be shocked as hell from something like that happening.
>>85081614
...putting a retard on the high seat.
>>85081611
Herogasm really shouldn't have been a mini. It's so crucial to the plot.
The other two minis aren't as relevant, but you should still read them. Especially Butcher's.
>>85081648
isn't that what's happening in the re
>>85081665
Sadly, it is a familiar feeling.
in the real world ?
sorry posted too soon
>>85081771
This little finger doesn't look so serious, though
>>85081209
Do Robertson and Ennis both stop being involved at some point? Cause I really am into this story at this point but it'd be weird for some rando's to just kinda pick up at some point.
>>85081862
Ennis writing through whole series, from beginning to the very end
>>85081862
no ennis will stick till the end
>>85081289
like Bane
>>85081554
fucking cunt
>>85081986
Now i'm stoked.
>>85082050
She looks so yandere here. I hate it
>>85082103
Is that F4's vehicle?
>>85082146
I bet it's flying profile looks phallic.
>>85082163
>ah want mah dicky
the politician we deserve
>>85082211
...i know it's sarcasm, but it is really sad.
How the hell is he supposed to hold speeches, anyway? Meeting German chancellor and going all "muh dicky dun liek"
>>85082256
He can repeat things.
>>85082256
>>85082273
or dub.
>>85082279
haha that blonde bastard couldn't stand him at the last
>>85082318
Now i know what the "Dubya" really means.
>>85082248
;_;
and that's it for herogasm
>>85082393
Are you gonna storytime more?
>>85082353
kek
>>85082367
More like Roofdwelling Karlsson, but heh.
>>85082411
yes just a moment
>>85082439
Nice, thanks
>>85082393
he really nailed it.
>>85082393
Thank you! Today or tomorrow, we'll appreciate if you storytime more!
>>85081387
Well shit now I have to
>>85080488
The flying fuck?
>>85082527
Is that guy with trousers on the head are parody on someone?
>>85082554
i don't know he doesn't look like any superhero i know
>>85081180
Someone already storytimed it in the first phases of the board. You know. Before it became western /d/. Now the only type of storytime that don't sink are the porn ones.
>>85082554
I've never been able to figure out who those guys are supposed to be either. Feels out of place when every other team has a counterpart.
>>85082582
I remember the first day of /aco/'s opening. damn /b/ and /d/ everywhere. It is a surprise if anyone really wanted to storytime a good shit.
>>85082608
They seem to be the Outsiders, considering they were Tek-Knight's team.
>>85082634
damn it is like watermelon explosion
>>85082608
I was under the impression that were the Space Mustaches from Invisible (Image Comics) - white clothes and such.
>>85082823
Oh, no! It's /pol man! HIde yours jews
>>85082852
heh
>>85082823
Haha, time for an oy vey cleaning!
>>85082852
You mean hide the (((jews)))
>>85082846
dem, he can blast atomic breath
>>85082885
Well, his Deutsch looks like a good recherche.
>>85082923
>Toten
>not Töten
Rechtschreibung macht frei!
>>85082923
don't tell me she is going for his mouth...
>>85082918
It's lightning. He's part of Payback, who are basically the Avengers, so he's kind of like a German Thor.
>>85083021
He's more like superman
>>85080131
This page is /fit/ as fuck.
>>85083049
In appearance maybe, but he's an Aryan Avenger with lightning powers. I'm pretty sure at one point they mention he claims he's a reborn god.
>>85083081
>heeehhnnnnnhh
what did he mean by this?
>>85083081
he's an amalgam between thor and superman
>>85083108
kek
>>85083109
oh :c
>>85083109
Awww
ow poor her
>>85083149
> messing with Terror
This lady is retarded
>>85083149
>RUH ROH
>>85083181
I like Hughie's face
>>85083149
>Fuck her
she doesn't deserve this
>>85083269
Those bastards. I hope she quits.
>>85083223
what, and risk catching super-aids?
>>85083319
> DC making Identity crisis
>>85083284
he drinks Love Sausage's drink. He will be fine
>>85082749
God this art.
>>85083319
>>85083362
Moore and Millar working on a new project.
>>85083428
I want a Masketta Man spin-off.
>>85083362
>>85083319
This the best part about the series. Fucking Reboots.
>>85083520
fucking lost
>>85083269
Typical reboot...
ouch
>>85083520
Based Terror
i bet that went differently in your minds
>>85083705
Oh shiiiiiiieeeet
>>85083520
>>850835557
>>85083635
>>85083667
I really hate Scarlet Witch. Eventhough how she fucked up with the world she didn't get punish and she is still one of the """"""good""""" ones. I really hate that bitch. And this issue just made me so happy. At least her parody got what she deserved. Based Butcher.
>>85083738
Ennis make dreams come true
this cover always gets me
>>85083520
>OKLAHOMAAAAAAHHHHH
Art in the last issue looked a bit like Ezquerra at times.
>>85083814
>Shut up, Halfwit. You have no nose.
kek
>>85083845
Ezquerra actually drew them
>>85083872
Then why does it say Darick Robertson on the cover?
>>85083732
>>85083765
couldn't understand what Captain Not Gay is saying. More state names?
>>85083799
hah
>>85083913
Cause Dynamite. They are hate artists
>>85083913
Co-creator, I guess.
>>85083915
>I found it... do you think they'll be able to sew it back on?
>Don't call me that!
>What about me? Hey! I'm talking to you!
>>85079896
>tits and vagoos are cool to show
>no dicks though
I hate teenagers.
>>85083520
>Meinen glucklichen Tag
>not muss mein Glückstag sein
Ein Volk, eine Grammatik!
>>85084075
Art is so inconsistent
>>85084061
>didn't read the comic
>posts images in the storytime
You can fuck off any time you like.
>>85084012
thanks.
>>85084061
delete the image.
>>85084061
Are you blind, stupid or both?
>>85084061
if you want to see dicks with funny hair around them just read it. If you won't just fuck off with your image.
>>85084100
Don't hate on McCrea. The colouring, though...
>>85084061
Fuck you buddy.
>>85084134
I'm not hating. I mean artists changing every few pages
>>85084061
so you're telling me you want to see pictures of dicks
>>85081357
>Hmmmmmmmmm
It's like the mating call of douchebags
>>85084232
Whoa
>>85084272
>he fought the Nazis!
And now he takes orders from one. Bitch.
>>85084301
>>85084170
BAH DOSE!!!
>>85084314
Tell him, Butcher!
>>85084334
Why are his proportions so ridiculous in this page?
>>85084364
Based Maeve
>>85084395
i like it when she doesn't act like a bitch
>>85084061
Shut the fuck up and get out of the thread. It's obvious you aren't intent on reading anything.
>>85080122
Is he from Fargo?
>>85084414
Yeah, plane accident break her, but there still something good in her
>>85084364
Guess what, the bitch still has some female decency.
>>85084471
All Star Nazimen
>>85084061
did you read the story time? there's.... kinda a lot of dicks in it
>>85083207
Eyetie?
>>85084489
kek
fuck yeah
>>85084703
>>85084724
holy shit
>>85084683
>>85084703
>>85084724
Such a great moment
>>85084703
Based amerikanski, he didn't forgot to mention Soviets.
>>85084724
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>85084789
Butcher irish. Ennis too
>>85084789
Butcher's English, you nonce.
>>85084868
Ahahaha. Oh, poor Hughie
>>85084855
>>85084864
My bad komrades. Such a swell people.
>>85084855
>anglo-saxon
>irish
and that's it
same time tomorrow /co/mrades
and don't forget to bump for others to read
>>85084950
Get a Punisher Max vibe from that page. Thanks for storytime, great job as always
>>85084855
He's from the East End, using Cockney rhyming slang, has a bulldog, and is described as talking like Micheal Caine. How the fuck does that add up to Irish for you?
>>85084950
Thanks a bunch!
>>85084983
>>85084935
My fault, sorry
>>85080131
>>85084737
>good guys lose again
fuck this
>>85084061
Retard alert
>>85080735
I hope you do. Guess what I just did?
>>85080935
>black noir likes this image
>>85084334
AHHH THOSE ARMS WHAT
>>85085040
>>85085151
nice saved
>>85084823
nice
>>85085067
>stormfront
>good guy
/pol/ pls leave
>>85085097
ok mate
and since you're hear maybe you should read the storytime
>>85085265
*here
>>85085097
ow the edge
>>85084737
My god, such a heartwarming callback to WW2.
>>85080935.......I DID BAD THINGS, HNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!
>>85080488
I think I stopped reading this series more or less because of shit like that. Did the story eventually start going places other than "heroes fucking suck, my black-ops anti-heroes are super cool, and a corporation wants to run America"?
>>85085232
why dont (((((((you))))) leave?
>>85085799
Yes.
>>85085067
>being capeshit
>good
reading bump
cool shit thanks OP bro
>>85085903
Aight, I'll try picking it back up. Reading this did remind me there's a ton of unrevealed stuff left that did interest me so I'll keep reading for that.
>>85084061
you have to be 18 to post on this board dickshnitzel
>>85086485
Thank you for reading
Be here tomorrow for a new storytime
>>85086830
people are praising cartoons for 5 years olds here. But I would be happy if they didn't post in this thread
>>85079927
>covert intrusion
top kek
>>85083362
>>85083319
While I agree with the sentiment, isn't this a BIT hypocritical?
>>85088065
nope. It is normal for Ennis. And yeah, someone had to this.
>>85080488
fucking what
>>85088243
Well what I mean is, Ennis is normally a fucking hypocrite.
Not that his work isn't enjoyable.
>>85080366black noir IS the plan
>>85080935
Hughie just can't catch a break, can he?
>>85084371
they always are. He's just a weird dude.
>>85084703
>>85084683
>>85084724
>>85084737
fucking based.
>>85084868
Haha
>>85085320
Damn, I wanted to hug him at that moment...
>>85081922
>>85081944
He could kill him with a gaze and he is still scare the shit out of him.
>>85080072
>yas eht eman...
>YAS EHT EMAN...
>>85091252
You'll meet him later.
>>85084528
thats not how electricity work, but comics i guess
>>85084538
Probably Italians (I-T).
>>85079967
100k honestly seems kinda low for this job
>>85080122
Tek Knight - Iron Man
Eagle - Falcon
Swatto - AntMan?
Mind Droid - Vision
Crimson Countess - Scarlet Witch
Stormfront - ????
>>85080462
You know you're up to no good when even Homelander is shocked by your plan
>>85092314
OC Donut Steel
>>85092314
Tek-Knight can be only Batman. Or Batman+Iron Man. since he had a sidekick and a Catwoman-tier whore. And Stormfront is somehow Thor maybe because of this is somehow Avengers parody and he throws lightning from his mouth. I don't know really.
>>85092643
Plus see >>85084414
"Reborn viking".
>>85092314
who is A-train?
>>85092843
Flash, obviously. The Seven are the JL, Payback are the Avengers.
>>85092843
The Flash(Wally)
This is just embarrassingly bad
Is Ennis 12?
>>85081357
That's the most unnerving thing about Homelander...one minute he's Superman and the next minute he's a fucking psychopath
>>85092314
thor
>>85081433
I wonder if the Secret Service is allowed to say no to an order from the President or VP
>>85094299
Later, you'll know why
>>85081588
Can the President fire the VP? Idk even know how the fuck this would work in real life
>>85095055
Nevermind, apparently he cannot
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/martin-nolan/the-vice-president-is-the_b_105178.html
>>85092843
Flash/Quicksilver - Wally/Bart/Pietro (mostly)
So, why was this a separate thing? Because it's too hot for normal comic book stores?
Is this that one where the dude cums so hard during a blowjob he blows out the back of the girl's head?
>>85081683
>>85081698
Idk who's more detached from humanity: Stillwell or Dr. Manhattan
>>85095253
Stillwellhas a bit of a breakdown moment at the end.
>>85084538
Yeah it's phonetic.
>>85094439
ENDING SPOILERS DO NOT CLICK IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE COMICI'm still confused. Is Black Noir the one who crashes the plane and does the other edgy shit, or is that Homelander? And if it is Black Noir, why would Homo-lander make the speech saying they should basically take over?
>>85095481Black Noir kills, rapes and eats people while taking pictures of it so Vought people think Homelander's lost it and give Noir the order to take him out. Homelander, implied to be a mostly sane Supe at first, sees the pictures of "him" doing ridiculously violent shit and gradually loses his mind because of it and starts doing it as well. I'm fairly sure this was all before the 9/11 shit, but I don't remember.
>>85080704
Just seeing how triggered the writer of SFP would get is enough as it is.
>>85088402
Even whores know the inherent problems of their work. They can still point them out
>>85084950
Best fucking page ever...
Thanks anon, great storytime.
>>85088402
No. This is pretty much making fun of rebooted origins to appeal to darker and grittier people.
>>85081200
I know, right? I was less pissed about the rando plot change and a lot more pissed about the shitty art in this arc, especially since this is the one with the most skin on show. John McCrea can crank out the pages, but boy does he sacrifice detail for speed. Also, all the dick we get swangin' around, and the dude just refuses to draw labia? Like every super-femme has a massive bush? What....
>>85083833
Oooooomaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa!!!1!
>>85079976
Oh Lord, please don't tell me THIS is "Herogasm"
>>85083149
No' the wee dug!!
>>85081387
I've been reading it John Cena's voice. Ever since that one anon suggested Cena should play him.I don't think it's a bad choice.
>>85084703
>>85084724
>>85084737
That's right you Nazi fuck, Vas came all the way from Russia just to kick your face in
Love dat Love Sausage
>>85091252
>>85091526
...in Preacher you mean
Cradle the balls
Work the shaft
Pluck the hairs
SAY THE NAME
Just Odin and his meat...alone with his meat...
>>85095626No, the first time Homelander sees them is when the pics go public. THEN he starts being an evil fuck.
>>85097091
No, you'll meet the backwards-talking nutter later in this comic.
>>85095222
Yeah probably, it would need to be sold to 18+ only and comic store staff might need to card
>>85096991
>>85097130
Oh yeah, that weird ass Jew Zatanna with a dick
>>85097252
I was hoping you'd leave it as a surprise, but nobody will read all the posts in here.
>>85084061
https://www.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXjzC2DRgEo4&usg=AFQjCNFmCEN3qfBT6gyr8PQDzuzfN05WfQ&sig2=8Mng__jU7ZnWkfwz825pOQ
>>85097411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4
>>85096445
Yeah, but he also pokes fun at the "Serious and mature rape plot." in the same issue he hospitalizes "The Female." He's having his cake and eating it too.
>>85097331
LOL are you kidding? If anyone sees that, they're gonna be like "What?! I must read this."
At least, that would be my response.
>>85097613
Rape is different from plain old assault and battery.
>>85080348
Every notice how The Deep is always in some pose or another?
>>85099091
I fucking love The Deep. He's the most irrelevant character in the entire series and yet he takes himself completely seriously and literally nobody ever acknowledges him. Ennis could've gone for a million predictable Aquaman jokes and he avoided them all while still making him retarded.
>That shot of him rising from the sea with a used condom on his head
>That costume redesign at the end that looks like a klan outfit
>>85081238
You're forgetting Hughie's nightmares about getting anally probed by gay aliens
>>85094431
Yes, if it means getting them to safety
>>85080502
>fly-wing pubes
dying
>>85080502
>Untermensch
...What race is Jack supposed to be anyway?
>>85080546
Too fuckin' right, me old china.
>>85080641
You dirty mare.
>>85080520
Those dicks look so ridiculous.
>>85085151
Saved.
>>85092314
>Stormfront - ????
Thor.
Nazi ideals have a lot of roots in Nordic mythologies, plus he has super strength and flies.
>>85081066
good dog.
>>85083738
Go away Bendis
>>85083269
Who did this happen with again? Starfire?
>>85083319
So how many superheroines have had their origin story retold with a rape angle?
>>85083581
If there's one thing I don't like about this series it's the number of ball-crushings
>>85101864
That's really what's over the line for you here? How many ball crushing were there, anyway? Surely no more thana handful?
>>85083667
This type of blood choke actually takes about 15 seconds to work. But if you can get them off the ground there's pretty much no escape, it's foolproof
>>85084061
I hate teenagers too. I wish they'd never found this thread.
>>85084489
I'm only just now getting that.
>>85082279
>Fastball Special
>>85101735
According to some listicle I found: Black Cat, Catwoman, and Sue Dibny.
>>85101951
Butcher got her off the ground in the worst way though, she could have just twisted and broken the choke.
>>85082510
>2nd panel
Panties-On-Head-Man?
>>85102516
>Sue Dibny
Are we talking about Dr. Light, which isn't an origin story change, or did they get even retardeder and add it to her backstory as well?
>>85084950
Frank?
>>85102525
his version broke her neck though. She can fly, so she could have just levitated to get out of it, but her jerked her so hard and fast that her spine dislocated and she became a ragdoll.
>>85084471
Oh, wow.
How low does Ennis go? throughout his entire body of work, that is?
>>85082679
>>85082706
Fuck.
>>85102603
Dr. Light apparently.Not sure how he had the time to rape her when he was so busy with mega man
>>85102700
Super Duper has got to be it. If that's not it, it's the room full of retards in The Amazing Kev
>>85103020
Superduper is my favorite superhero team in the book.
>>85082690
>Does it come with a watermelon accessory?
haw
Deep is the most down-to-earth guy in the book.
>>85085320
>mfw I realize I have higher-res versions than the ones OP posted
I guess it's time to redo the ones I've cropped.
>>85103731
Hmm. Same size for Herogasm and the omnibus versions in the previous threads, larger for the issues afterward.
>>85084420
He wan his dickey suck.