/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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Best edition.

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Make way for best gem.

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Here we go.

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Opal

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BEST GEM

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beach summer fun buddies!

Excuse me if I'm being thick her but why DID lapis fuse with Jasper?

It makes sense for jasper to want to fuse. "Boy I hate those crystal gems, hey lapis you hate the crystal gems to right? What if we hate them together and beat them up!" But what reason did lapis have?
The one I hear is that she did it to keep Jasper trapped but that can't be right. She just got out of being trapped in the mirror for however many thousand years, she knows the gems have ways of trapping gems indefinitely. On top of that, Jasper is on her last legs from fighting garnet, the cgs are all fine and they're RIGHT NEXT TO AN OCEAN. If she wanted Jasper contained she would have just poofed her and handed her over.
So what, did she just hate Jasper and wanted to torment her? It would make sense for her to be pissed at home world for leaving her trapped for all those years but she just met Jasper, and youd think she'd direct her anger at someone a bit higher up the chain of command.

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

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Hooray for Lapis! ;_;

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TELL ME ABOUT JASPER! WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE GEM?

>>85073592
That be romantic if Doug and Priyanka met when he was in the field or came back from an operation.

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>Jasper shows up just to taunt "Rose" and walk away dramatically into the show, chuckling

I'll allow it

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If your cereal is not endorsed by best gem don't even bother

>>85073592
That be romantic if Doug and Priyanka met when he was in the field or came back from an operation.

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>>85073829
I agree Peridot knows exactly who the best gem is

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>>85073822
Hopal
For endgame that is.

>>85073848
>"always a pleasure, runt."

>>85073838
But lapis is free anon

I don't think both Ruby and Sapphire are going to make it to the end of the series. I think we'll see exactly one of them get shattered. There will be much crying and singing over the matter and the survivor will have to learn how to live on their own despite relying on someone else for 5,000 years

>>85073834
she want a prisoner

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Who's your favorite gem?~

Why do these shows seem so similar?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04A1-NMv_4Y

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>>85073848

WILD FANG!

>>85073829
Keep up the good work anon!

>>85073872
Kryptonite

>>85073834
She wanted someone to take out her pent up anger and frustration with.

She went from being trapped in a mirror to being forced to cooperate with Jasper and Peridot in Jailbreak, and wanted to make Jasper experience being a prisoner.

>>85073848
When will someone teach Jasper about human children

they are fragile and soft, and not space rock ladies

>>85073834
>awe shit, I only like steven, but this big orange gorilla wants to hurt steven
>I cant trust that purple blob, square and a pearl to do that
>Want a job done got to do it myself!
thats how I saw it

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1j29hW6cRdq

Some cringey ass OC

>Now I've got to be there for her son.

I love Pearl but holy shit is she the absolute paragon of a cuck

So is ther fanart of all possible Crystal Gem combos? My autism is hungry.

>>85073874
Cause sugar is a weeb

>>85073834
Literally for the plot as she regrets and hates Malachite and what she did to Jasper.

I can't see why unless she thought she was doing Steven some sort of justice by denying his help but honestly i don't get her fucking motives.

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anyone else really hoping for more Steven and Amethyst being the cutest brother and sister ever?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaGX4JdtQi8

>>85073834
She did it because she was trapped for so long; in the mirror, and as Jasper's prisoner afterwards. She pretty much wanted to abuse Jasper and make someone else feel what she felt. She took it out on her. At least, that's how I saw it. Someone else may have a different interpretation.

>>85073848
into the snow*, even

>>85073874
Cause Sugar is a weeabo with shit taste

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>>85073848
BUTT

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>>85073872
Of course the best gem.

>>85073886
I want to see a kryptonite gem now. Please someone do it

>>85073867
*or
Not "And"


Garnet will probably fuck off soon as she hasn't been developed as much a main cast character should and we'll probably have those two as supports while Jasper takes over for Garnet's place as the big buff gem.

>>85073866
But is she truly free?

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I have no idea what I'm doing anymore

>>85073911
I love these videos so much

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>>85073911
here

>>85073880
>>85073860
Now I want to see Steven as Wolverine.

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>>85073872

>>85073891
well I think she knows Steven is a human. Just probably doesn't get the concept of a child.

>>85073834
Lapis had finally had enough of being a prisoner and powerless, and decided to take out her millennia of entrapment issues out on Jasper. Being grabbed while trying to make a break for it and asked to fuse was the last straw before she snapped.

>>85073874
God damn do I love that one shot of Steven turning his hair into a pompadour. It appears in so many youtube vidoes

>>85073849
Jasper-O's!

Feed your inner Gem Warrior!

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>>85073874
>A spiteful angels mockery
>A traitors smile
>pictures of Lapis

sounds about right

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>>85073967
NO

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>>85073899

>>85073896
you haven't yet heard this.
https://youtu.be/h6E_EIxHLng

>>85073957
I'm inferno

>>85073896
I liked the ending

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>>85073772
Is this Anon on to something?

>>85073947
I don't get it.

>>85073967
please stop

>>85073957
mix between 'Oops' and 'Eyeball'

>>85073911
Why are these rubies so great?

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>>85073967

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>>85073896
She got Murdercucked.

>>85073967
.............

>>85074011
I did. Wish I could have snagged his instrumental instead of nigger rigging the original with a wave cancel.

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>>85073836
Delete this at once.

>>85073964
Steven's more of an X-23 in this scenario. He'll always be just an inferior knockoff of the real deal. Rose is the only one worthy of rivaling her.

>>85073967
Okay, I can get the logic of making her realistically fat, but why make her skin brown? Gems have skin the same hue as their gem. If you're going to make her dark-skinned, at least keep her fucking pink.

>>85073836
YOU WOULD DARE BLASPHEME HIS NAME WITH THIS FILTH

>>85073967
What's with the trend of making characters as unattractive as possible? Like, this shit is copy pasted into every character they touch.

Look, there's nothing wrong with being fat, having stretchmarks, having a big nose, etc. Some people still look alright if they have those features, but the way people draw shit like this is in some twisted effort to make them as grotesque as possible, has anyone else noticed that?

>>85073834
She was unable to escape from Jasper and the crazy bitch wanted to use her, I stress, as a TOOL to take revenge on the CG.

As we see in Chille Tid Lapis's struggle was a bit more than she bargained for, but kept going because in a somewhat misguided need to "help" Steven by keeping Jasper away. Though I think in the end of the episode her and Jasper's emotions finally melded together to form Malachite, though not quite since Malachite's voice was still dual.

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>>85073967

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Pixel art is fucking hard.

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>>85073874
always love that video it was edited perfectly

basically all of season 1 in 4 minutes

>>85073829
>that slow-motion grab and hug Peridot had with the alien
If they weren't trying to make her cute when she first joined, they definitely are now

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Why didn't Lapis use her water powers to bring the boat to shore?

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Which Gem Do You Rescue?

>>85074120
God dammit, I laughed

>>85073872
Celestine

>>85073874
There's an upcoming s4 episode called Future Boy Zoltron, a la Sucrose's favorite anime Future Boy Conan.

It's clear that she and the rest of the crew are around the age where they grew up watching these old anime and decided pay tribute to them.

>>85074140
She's dicksquad

>>85074140
Because the Jaspis ship sank

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>>85073967
twins

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>>85073872
Amethyst

also Pearl stop trying to pressure kids into saying they love you, its actually really creepy

>>85074124
I think it looks nice

The final Season 2 episode list

01 Full Disclosure
02 Joy Ride
03 Say Uncle
04 Love Letters
05 Reformed
06 Beach Shorts (in order: Classroom Gems - What are Gems?, Unboxing, Classroom Gems - How are Gems Made?, Lion Loves to Fit in a Box, Classroom Gems - Fusion, We Are The Crystal Gems)
07 Sworn to the Sword
08 Rising Tides/Crashing Skies
09 Keeping It Together
10 We Need To Talk
11 Chille Tid
12 Cry for Help
13 Keystone Motel
14 Onion Friend
15 Historical Friction
16 Friend Ship
17 Nightmare Hospital
18 Sadie's Song
19 Catch and Release
20 When It rains
21 Back to the Barn
22 Too Far
23 The Answer
24 Steven's Birthday
25 It Could've Been Great
26 Message Received
27 Log Date 7 15 2
28 Super Watermelon Island
29 Gem Drill
30 Same Old World
31 Barn Mates
32 Hit the Diamond
33 Steven Floats
34 Drop Beat Dad
35 Mr. Greg
36 Too Short to Ride
37 The New Lars
38 Beach City Drift
39 Restaurant Wars
40 Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
41 Monster Reunion
42 Alone at Sea
43 Greg the Babysitter
44 Gem Hunt
45 Crack the Whip
46 Steven vs. Amethyst
47-48 Bismuth
49 Beta
50 Earthlings
51 Back 2 the Moon
52 Bubbled

In this order, "Beach Shorts" happens as soon as canonically possible (aka after Amethyst reforms), "It Could've Been Great"/"Message Received" are an actual two-parter mid-season finale like intended, and it matches the episode count of season 1.

>>85073830
I hope we get more episodes, even if it's just filler, of steven being around lapis and making her happy.

>>85074182
This. Its like poetry

Crack the whip is today, right?

>>85074183
Someone post vomit images for me

>>85074116
It's one of my biggest pet peeves. It turns a character into a John K. grotesque parody of themselves.

>>85074124
Damn it, SU pixel 8-bit or 16-bit rpg when

>>85074175
Yeah I was talking about it with my friends yesterday, this is a mainstream television show that has a weeaboo as a character in it.

>>85073848
Eventually she's going to have to find out that Rose is gone, as is her chance at revenge

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>>85074149
>not picking Dryad Gem

everyone else go home

>>85074217
uh, in like 17 hours

>>85074149
Ghost, easy.

season 3 a shit tho innit

>>85074217
Yup

>>85074140
Well if they were far away enough from shore that could take alot of work.
There is however absolutely no reason steven couldn't have fixed it.

>>85074233
Just like Viral

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>>85074124
That looks pretty good, nice job man

>>85074217
Yes.

>>85074149
crikes, can't I just form a harem

>>85074201
That is also where beach shorts falls in production order, though i think the actual order of the shorts themselves is either Extended Intro -> Classroom Gems shorts -> Unboxing and Lion or Extended Intro -> Unboxing and Lion -> Classroom Gems

>>85074217
>Today
It's still 11:30 here

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Who's the worst gem?
(pic related)

>>85074296
Eye Ruby

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>>85074296
Pic Related

>>85074292
1:31 am here

>>85074258
Man, based Viral was the best character from TTGG

I would be okay if Jasper gets the same treatment

>>85074255
Certainly less work than lifting up the entire ocean

>>85073849
But is it part of a balanced breakfast?

>>85074296
amethyst. literally useless

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>>85074124
Also, 5k years ago this started as some pixel art I found on DA (although outside of the eyes and pose I'm not sure any fundamentals of the original remain). And the wings are basically just a modified trace job of wings from the show

I cannot god damn imagine doing this shit from scratch.

>>85074322
same
t. massachusettsian

>>85074324
who?

>>85074296
Bismuth.

>>85074292
But it's 7:33

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>jeff and lamar
kill me

How can you even be attracted to someone who doesn't terrify you?

>>85074284
i took that order from the zap2it listing. i assume it's supposed to be classroom gems > cute lil short > classroom gems > cute lil short > classroom gems > extended intro. alternate between the 2 styles of the other shorts, while saving the best for last was the idea it gave me t b h.

I wanted Steven to try licking the gem beasts to heal them like he did with Centipeedle, y he no

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>85073987
>not frosted rapes

anon...

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>>85074296
>an irredeemable monster

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>>85074296
This one right here.
I got a owie on my arm even though its not real ;_;

>>85074376
whats wrong with jeff

>>85073886
Lex pls go

>>85074183
I just can't imagine...letting it get that far. Once I got bingo wings and started developing rolls i'd at LEAST take up jogging and dieting.

>>85074116
Tumblr is mostly ugly socially incompetent rejects just like 4chan, so they want to push ugly as pretty and normal as best they can. They want to be pretty without being different.

It's like the female version of edgy teenage boys trying to play up the fedora trenchcoat loaner and his katana as cool an badass, only more passive aggressive with fewer poorly written essays about how the fedora trenchcoat loaner has superior swordsmanship to chad mcbro.

Sugilite when?

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>>85074296
Jaspe-

>>85074388
He didn't really get a chance to, jasper kinda showed up and wrecked shop

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How fucking huge is Jasper? Dear lord... ruin me beef waifu

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>>85074376
>hating jeff

>>85074414
To expensive so never ever

>>85074360
Fallacy, she's a metal.

>>85074296
Jasper! Is second best gem!

Worst gem is Lapis until she redeems herself.

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>>85074126
P-pants undone..

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>>85074414
Never, unfortunately

>>85074376
Didn't Jeff do Mr. Greg? I thought the animation in that was really good.

>>85074414
First we get a Steven vs Garnet rap battle featuring Pearl. THEN CN shells out for Nicki if that's well received.

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>You will never get to blow Bismuth into space dust for being the worst and most ugly Gem

>>85074428
Size and shape are fluid concepts in the world of Steven Unvierse

>>85074428
Oh geez I was focusing on her lifting the thing I didn't even notice the scale.

>>85074376
Hey jeff is okay.

Alexandrite doesnt really have distinct personality does she?

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hahaha here you go anon

>>85074376
Jeff does that chibi off-model thing of his occasionally but when he wants to he's as good as Joe (ie perfect).

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>>85074407
Make me, alien lover. Go whine to your big blue boyscout.

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>>85074484

>>85074471
not enough airtime as a cohesive force, we dunno.

>>85074471
nah she is too unstable

>>85074456
>it took me THIS LONG to find out the voice actor
Welp I feel like a jackass. Oh well, there are better fusions anyway

>>85074484
Its beautiful, not OR but now my new desktop background

>Jasper straight up twisting the things gem off
>No Jasper edits of 'YOURE HUGE'
What is wrong with you guys

>>85074484
Fucking dead

>>85074296
your waifu

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>>85074484

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>>85074484
NICE

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>>85074484

>>85074526
>memes from 2000s

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>>85074517

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>>85074484

>>85074503
So do fusions naturally have a new personality or does it take time to set in? Alexandrite just seemed like the gems wearing a trenchcoat

>>85074510
>Better fusions

Do you want to know why we hardly ever get to see Fusions?

Because the dumbass show runners fucking pick VAs they don't have money to keep bringing back.

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Will she be back before SoS is over or by the fall episodes /sug/?

>>85073957
More violin than I'd like to admit. With a drop of inferno.

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I really really want to see what is jasper master plan

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>>85073874
This reminded me of the japanese opening instead

~FOKKU STEVEN~

>>85074484
this is wonderful

thanks, angel

>>85074508
I wonder if thats from the number of gems or the conflicting personalities?

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>>85074484
Golden as always, Angel

>>85074105
I've always been annoyed with Rose's skin being peach because Ian back to back said on Twitter "their skin is based on the specific hue of their gemstone" and "Rose's skin can be peach because there's a peach version of Rose Quartz".

>>85074389
Why didn't Lapis just float the fucking boat back, she has the control...

Or, you know, just bring water over the sides of the boat and not punch a hole through it like a dick

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>taking and saving a picture of a psychotic buff alien who has a really serious beef with you

for what purpose

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>>85074149
>Using the ancient, busted chart
Towergirls is being updated TO THIS DAY and you post this shit?

>>85074277
>>>/tg/
Go to towergirls general, form harem.

>>85074572
>wreck shit
>hope Lapis notices and takes her back

>>85074412
>Tfw you write a painfully retarded post and subconsciously misspell loner, type and as an, and forget to capitalize Chad McBro

just kill me

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>>85074124
Yes. Yes it is.

>>85074484
Hey Angel, you okay we me droppin you a req?

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Why are lapisfags so god damn dense? Lapis tried to kill all of earth to get home among many other terrible things. her only redeeming feature is that she's cute. Stop defending her

>>85074610
For fapping, duh

>>85074566
maybe? I hope we see a hologram or silhouettes of the Diamonds conversing with each other in the 3-parter when the CG are on the moon base again.

That is, assuming YD is not the only one left.

>>85074562
I think it has to do with how close they are.
Stevonnie and Cotton Candy Garnet like each other but they don't know each other SUPER well, so for them it was like a toddler learning how to move and think.

>>85074610
Same reason the tissues moved closer

>>85074610
I would be whacking off to it, so I assume that's also true of Steven.

>>85074562
the longer they're fused, the more that they have a separate personality. you notice when garnet is close to defusing and after refusing she uses saph's and ruby's names, and speaks from their perspectives, versus her talking normally from her own personhood.

>>85074610
to make it her contact photo

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>>85074572

>gain corrupted gems
>use them in revenge quest against Rose (steven) and Lapis(?)
>contact homeworld and YD or attempt to go solo

at least thats my guess

>>85074610
Ccoping mechanism. He was shitting his pants when he saw jasper.

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>Keeping it Together
>Had theory that planet-sized forced fusion
(thought it would be main antagonist, overpowering Diamonds, though)
>Thought implications meant theory was 2edgy4kids
> When it Rains
>...
>Super Watermelon Island
>Thought Jasper would forcefully fuse (with gem mutants in lava?) b/c obsessed with becoming the strongest via fusion, become monstrosity
(the MASSper Hypothesis)
>combine into monstrosity which would alienate Yellow Dello and force her to go to Crystal Gems
>Thought that was 2edgy (pic related)
>Gem Hunt: Jasper gonna fug da rocks?
(technically bestiality?)
>...
So hear me out, this arbitrary shitposter will tell you how the whole series will go!
So just an intuition: The diamonds have experimented with non-gem life and created a foil for Stefán, but Steven teaches it about emotions (or some shit) and diamonds develop capacity to care b/c of it (b/c part of diamond is grafted onto an alien life form? I dunno)
CONTAIN THIS LIKE WILDFIRE!

>>85074563
1. They've recast characters before (Sinbad)
2. I'm pretty sure Nicki's the only big VA among the fusions
3. CN used to do Groovies, they can afford whoever the fuck they want. They're just being cheap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g4tS_etVq0

>>85074547
I miss the 6 eyes.

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>>85074651

Anyone have that image with the caterpillar gem holding up the paper and has the horn of Big Boss?

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>>85073872
I'm glad you asked!

>>85074610
>I'm gonna friend her SO hard!
>might need take than a few improv ukelele songs, though

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>>85074633
But shes very cute Anon. How could you call THIS evil?

>>85074633
B-but anon! Jasper was probably mean to her while she was a prisoner and manhandled her! Plus she makes fart noises!

>>85074649
She isn't going to contact homeworld. That bitch is running on rage.

>>85074633
> tried to kill all of earth
It wasn't intentional, Lapis just wanted to go home.
Oh, and she's REALLY cute

>>85074595
conflicting personalities

although I think unity of purpose is very important, so when they were at the dinner everyone of them felt differently about it, but in SWI they all felt the same stop Malachite

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>>85074484
Holy shit this is perfect

>>85074682
She tried to drown children

Okay but really, where would the dick on a futa Malachite go?

>>85074616
I didn't even know it was a thing, I've just had that saved forever

/tg/ truly is the biggest black hole of virginity

>>85074603
Have you not payed attention to anything Lapis has ever done or said? She's a selfish asshole.

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>>85074705

>>85073909
Judging by the spoilers you're gonna be very disappointed.

>>85074633
How was she supposed to know humans couldn't handle an ocean-sized tsunami? Every respectable species can handle ocean-sized tsunamis. Why would rose bother if humans were so puny?

>>85074705
>She tried to drown children
Gems don't need to breath

>>85074670
what ep is this from?
steven vs amethyst?

>not intentional
kys

>>85074709
Between her hind legs?

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These captchas...

>>85074734
But she still knew enough about human physiology to intentionally envelop their heads.

>>85074548
Memes are eternal, especially doom guy

>>85074741
Learn how to reply, oh and kys too

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>>85074705
But just look at her. Is this the face of evil?

>>85074734
steven does

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>>85074566
yes

>>85073834
https://youtu.be/45hM7iAkjk8

Jasper was the strawberry.

>>85074737
Yes

>>85074759
It was just so they would stop talking so damn much

>>85073834
she obviously had thousands of years of nothing to take her deep seeded sadistic urges out on and jasper was the first fool to dare open herself up to the sadistic train wreck that is lapis

>>85073911
RUBIES AS THE RUNNERS IN THIS VIDEO AND THE SEQUEL WHEN?

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>>85074764
...Yes?

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>>85074633
>Lapis tried to kill all of earth
she didn't know any better and/or saw us as inferior life forms, like we see bugs and ants

>many other terrible things
I assume you refer to her hurting Gregg and almost drowning Steven and Connie, she probably didn't mean to take it that far. If you're not referring to that then citation needed

> her only redeeming feature is that she's cute
her redeeming features also include the fact that she has problems and has a flawed personality and we will be able to see her either outgrow it or change it in some way.

fucking jasperfags

>>85074705
she probably thought she was just restraining them. Gems don't know anything about humans. Rose was on the planet for 5,000 years and still learning about them.

>>85074759
>But she still knew enough about human physiology to intentionally envelop their heads.
You mean the spot with all the sense organs that also exist on gems?

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and I'm still here enjoying Banjo-Kazooie 3Yooka-Laylee pre-alpha.

what did I miss today anon? if the OP is correct we got tomorrow episode too, right?

>>85073891
Steven is rose quartz from a gem's perspective.

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>>85074694
>That bitch is running on withdrawal symptoms

FTFY

>>85074785
that is the one episode ive tried my hardest not to get spoiled by
hoping for the best in that episode

>>85074793
>pulling the ignorance card
she's a 5000+ year old gem, not a fucking child

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>>85074791
Are you sure? Look again.

>>85074812
Dude, she was trying to drown them. I like Lapis, but she was trying to drown them.

>>85074771
She looks so cute.

>>85073914
>Jasper's prisoner

Why do people insist on this? It's been confirmed she was interrogated and dragged back to earth by Peridot. Before seeing Steven, Jasper didn't even seem like she wanted to be there herself.

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>>85074793
Jesus christ lad, not the guy you are replying to, but that's a lot of implying.


>>85074838
Positive.

>>85074765
I didn't say half gems don't need to breath.

And we don't actually know that. He's got healing powers; he might magic away the DoT from oxygen loss.

>>85074201
wow, someone other than me making a list. Let me repay you with a list of my own
>Episodes pairings for production season 2
01 Full Disclosure/Joy Ride (both episodes deal with the aftermath of jailbreak, down to having the green hand debris on the title card)
>Say Uncle in non-canon intended to air during season 1 limbo: While production order has it as the 4th episode of season 2, the fact that both Jasmin Lai and Elle Michalka are Art Directors, Jasmin Lai doing BG paint, and Amber Rogers isn't a board revisionist implies that it's either the 1st or 2nd season 2 episode to go into the post-boarding parts of production
02 Love Letters/Reformed
>Beach Shorts in not actually a normal episode limbo
04 Sworn to the Sword/Rising Tides/Crashing Skies
05 Keeping it Together/We Need to Talk (both with Chille Tid serve as thematic build up to the sardonyx arc)
06 Chille Tid/Cry for Help
07 Keystone Motel/Onion Friend (garnet and amethyst deal with the aftermath of cry for help)
08 Historical Friction/Friend Ship
09 Nightmare Hospital/Sadie's Song (both by Raven/Paul, deal with different types of overbearing Moms)
10 Catch and Release/When it Rains (the two pre-barn peridot episodes)
11 Back to the Barn and Too Far (peri's "life changing field trips" with 2 of the gems)
12 The Answer/Steven's Birthday (a pair of lamar/katie episodes that feature the lull in the barn arc, not actually having to do with it outside of setting)
13 It Could've Been Great/Message Received (mid season finale)
14 Log Date 7 15 2/Super Watermelon Island
15 Gem Drill/Same Old World
16 Barn Mates/Hit the Diamond (one leads to the other)
17 Steven Floats/Drop Beat Dad
18 Mr Greg/Too Short to Ride
19 The New Lars/Beach City Drift
20 Restaurant Wars/Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service (the end of the townie episodes, both involving the pizzas)
21 Monster Reunion/Alone at Sea
22 Greg the Babysitter/Gem Hunt
23 Crack the Whip/Steven vs Amethyst
24 Bismuth
25 Beta/Earthlings
26 Back to the Moon/Bubbled

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>>85074655
i want a corrupted jasper fusion so much

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>>85074771
oh fuck that is her, I saw the sketched he had on the other side, didn't realize that was also best blue gem

>>85074841
Well, Peridot didn't know any better when she pushed Greg off a fucking roof

So glad we get to have actual live talkbacks from here on out. It's much more fun to all react to something at the same time, rather than it being scattered throughout the day as people watch leaks.

What was your favorite part of the episode?

>>85074853
he holds his breath when he goes inside lion's mane. he needs to breathe

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I cant look at fusions without thinking MECHA SHIVA

>>85074861
That's terrifying

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This is the best joke SU has done in ages, prove me wrong
You can't, so don't bother trying

>>85074871
See >>85073848

>>85074841
She was exposed to humans and earth culture for less than a week. I doubt she had any idea of what their physiology was like.

>>85074860
Beta-Back to the Moon is a 3 parter

>>85074793
At least there's a Lapis fan who can acknowledge she has a flawed personality. She's growing as a character (in a positive direction no less,) but it's fucking ignorant to pretend she doesn't have a shady past.

>>85074868
It's basically all building up for one autistic explosion though.

The real discussion doesn't happen till hours after it's done airing.

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>>85074526

>>85073967
Disgusting.

>>85074893

what joke? Pearl screaming Jasper

>>85074897
I'm going by how the episodes are paired together

>>85074629
sure dude but i have work i need to do so i probably wont do it unless it speaks to me, like exeggutor level speaks

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>>85074852
Then theres no hope for you Anon. You're gonna have to go in Sea Jail where you belong.

>>85074873
Yea, but he never tried to not hold his breath in there, maybe it's because he's afraid of suffocating. His powers are weird, so maybe if he's not afraid he will be able to do more gem-like things.

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>>85074572
>I really really want to see what is jasper master plan

To steal the quantum gemerald.

>>85074873
He THINKS he needs to breath.

And oxygen loss would still be uncomfortable.

He could very well not be killable through oxygen loss unless he runs out of magic.

>>85074867
What does that have to do with Lapis intentionally trying to drown Steven and Connie?

>>85074912
the picture

>>85074912
Hes referring to Stevens quick snapshot during a tense scene

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Rebecca please... She reblogged the It's Over, Isn't it audio with this

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>>85074009
>Those Fangs
>Lapidot

>>85074897
>>85074914
Also didn't Ian deconfirm it back when the titles first leaked
I thought he did

>>85074907

Fookin Ace m8!

>>85074893
>Dramatic atmoshere
>"Hey Rose... look what I've got..."
>Silence
>Steven takes a picture

The best thing is that Jasper literally waited until he finished to walk away

>>85074871
>JASPER!

>>85074867
Peri had an excuse because the only human she ever interacted with was Steven. While I do not know about Lapis' interactions with humans prior to being trapped in the mirror, Lapis had enough understanding of human anatomy to cover their heads specifically in water which shows that she knew that humans needed to breathe in order to survive.

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>>85074940

Pearl got cucked hard didn't she?

>>85074940
>low quality pic

I miss Indexer.

>>85074915
oh, nevermind then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzYdIdqfbSE

>>85074893
that whole episode had great jokes
>im going to keep talkin till someone answers
>DONT TELL GARNET
>quick snapshot
>shitty group selfie

>>85074952
>Their fusion wont nearly be as good

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>>85074966
WHO MAKES THESE

>>85074871
Connie going off on that TEOTWAWKI rant.

>>85074961
>Lapis had enough understanding of human anatomy
She literally walked around making fart noises, when did she learn that?

>>85074966
I wish that guy still did SU comics. They were great.

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>>85074918
OH SHIT

>>85074893
Not even close

>>85073834
She wanted to take it out on somebody, but she already hated Jasper. Did you see how she dragged her around in The Return, and how she talked to her? And then snatching her when she tried to get away etc. Her and Peridot were the latest in the long line of people using her and imprisoning her, and I don't doubt that Jasper was the way more aggressive and physical jailer

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>>85074993
I know

>>85074953
Matt said it, yeah, but it doesn't make much of a difference now that the episodes are all starting to tie together

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>>85074861
That's not a fusion man, that's a Cluster.

>>85074610
cause he's Steven and he thought it was cool. Also the security of the bubble probably calmed him down a bit.

>>85074999 (checked)
He started making one for each episode and they turned pretty shitty fast.

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>>85074930
One of my favorite Futurama episodes desu

Also what is the source on pic related? I forgot the name of it

>>85075027
I'm looking for the tweet myself; have it on hand?

>>85074633
She didn't' even kill ocean life. She kept it all alive in her tower. She's careless sure, but saying "she tried to kill all of earth" is extremely disingenuous.

But you knew that.

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>>85074893

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>>85074903

of course my nigga, I don't like the lapisfags that pretend she is perfect and did nothing wrong any more than any other SU fan with a brain.

I like my waifu the way she is, a monster

>>85074861
>>85075032
Fucking hell these look terrifying.

Very cool but after this episode it's pretty much canon that Jasper's monster version would be another one of those buff eyeless dogs.

>>85074846
the language used by Peridot (referring her as an informant) seem to indicate that she wasn't a prisoner under Peridot orders only a perhaps unwilling asset in the mission, but she was still considered a HomeWorld gem following orders, once jasper saw the shield she took charge of the mission so is implied that she was who imprison Lapis in the ship.
But outside of that everything seem to indicate that Lapis was only taking her frustration in Jasper because the same Jasper gave her the chance, although i still think that she was honestly trying to help Steven in some degree since Jasper to that point was quite hard to poof and Lapis need a reasonable distance to fight without being vulnerable.

>>85074867
>>85074895

See, this is why everyone thinks Lapisfags are annoying. It's okay if she did something wrong. It doesn't make her a bad character, it makes her an interesting one: her current arc is about recovering from the trauma of being trapped in a mirror for 5500 years. She's going to do ugly things, she has done ugly things, but she recognizes that she's fucked up and is trying to do it less. She's a good person who is actively trying to be a better one.

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>>85074940
jesus christ

>>85074994
>WHO MAKES THESE
I feel old

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>>85075023
I really hope that the Lapidot fusion combines the cuteness of Peridot with the sexiness of Lapis.

>>85075052
No, unfortunately

It might not even be around anymore, given Matt's tendency to arbitrarily delete old tweets

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>>85074868
maybe the mods will bless us with another sticky like The Return/Jailbreak.

Maybe for Bismuth and next week's two or 3 parter or whatever.

>Remember, you humans need to eat.
>I'm just going to keep talking until someone answers.
MVP goes to the walkie-talkies.

>>85074971
>even this place has lost indexer
this is a fuckin crime

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>>85074994
havesomemore

>>85075048
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/922845/d172ea6e4c/

>>85075079
If that's the case then I'm hoping that it was linked to the SU subreddit, as they have a bot that copies tweets

>Connie is obsessed with learning survival techniques.
Does that make her crazy enough to where Steven shouldn't stick his dick in?

>>85075032
it has jasper's gem and other shards. I'm pretty sure is a fusion

>>85075106
no no no no good god

it's havesomeMOORE

>>85073967
What people have against a little elegance, i mean if you want paint Rose skin green for all i care, but she is an elegant woman, a nice dress and graceful in movement, and this isn't.... i swear that this imagine smell

>>85075089
>Maybe the mods will bless the one general they'd personally take out back and fire a rocket launcher at.

Until the hate boner dies down don't expect us to be treated right.

>>85074822
>"you fucked me"

>>85075109
Thanks boss man

Not even into sister fucking but I love THICC girls

>>85075079
>>85075114
yeah the tweet is gone but the bot archived it
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/3kl70x/according_to_mr_burnett_there_is_no_3_parter_and/cuybv3l

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>>85074339
Remember "balance is the key~"

Does it bother anyone else that Jasper completely abandoned her mission in order to fuse with Lapis again and when that didn't work out she just initiate some random ass plan that involves poofing corrupted gems instead of getting back to her actual mission?

How is she going to explain this to the Rubies?

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>>85075123
No actually. If the fusions is composed of shards forced together it's a Cluster, you clearly don't Know Your Fusion.

>>85075146
Poof them and eat them

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>>85075127
Have some more.

>>85074626
I appreciate and empathize with you

>>85074009
10/10 would fuck
doesnt help that im a footfag either

>>85074873
unrelated solution: he makes bubble, then roll inside lion. he use float ability to get to top of hill with bubble.

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>>85075146
I hate to inform you pal, but she forgot her original mission directly before The Return ended and never cared for it ever since.