Suicide Squad mid-credits scene

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>>All my friends are heathens don't you know

>>85022009
How was that lame faggot?

>>85022095
It's the "Avengers intuitive" scene of this series. 8 years too late, DC.

>>85022112
It's the rich boy scene from JLU you idiot

BTW here's a download link in case it gets taken down

https://www.sendspace.com/file/5ybmw9

>>85022095
It's pretty lame.
"Hey! We need to remind everyone that we're doing Justice League even though we blew our load with BvS!"

I don't need to see Batman in every single DC product.

Pretty cool actually.

>>85022127
Would have more impact if Lex Luther didn't already know.

>>85022127
Not really.

Jesus fuck was the script for this movie pulled line for line from THE BIG BOOK OF CAPESHIT MOVIE CLICHES?

I have yet to see an exchange of dialogue from this movie that didn't elicit an eye roll.

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>>85022009

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>>85022168

>>85022166
Batman telling Waller to shut down a government agency, her telling him to fuck off implying she knows who batman is. How is it not?

What is it? Can't watch on my phone.

>>85022219
>being a phonefag
There's a download link here for you: >>85022131

>>85022219

Bruce getting dossiers on the Squad in exchange for protection for Waller. Bruce tells her she should shut down the Squad or the JL will. She basically tells him to fuck off and stop working nights.

Figured you fucks would be negative on anything Snyderverse-related even when he's not involved.

>>85022127
Rich boy scene from JLU taken from the SS comic.

Also saged for spoilers

>>85022208
You think this scene is good, m8?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI_Ys_yOJpY

>>85022266
>le sage is downboat
Go make a prayer circle redditor.

>>85022219
Bruce meets Waller for Intel on the squad, he tells her to shut down the squad or "his friends" will shut it down for her. Then she says for Bruce no not work nights. Like the rich boy scene from JLU

>>85022009
https://twitter.com/bestofmargot/status/759478622021361664

Enchantress best girl.

>>85022288
Yes.

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>>85022322
You should post a fedora pic for yourself then.

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>>85022308
>Will Smith said this was the horniest group of people he's ever worked with

>>85022299
literally said saged for spoilers, dumbass

>>85022341
You should probably go back to /tv/ where they might humor your shit meme.

>>85022308
...I knew girls did this type of shit when guys weren't looking!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9MjMPoWERY

The fact that this guy wasn't fired on the spot and then the person that wrote the words that came out of his mouth and the person that thought those words should be in a movie weren't fired directly after makes me nervous

>>85022265
I'm pretty sure those were dossiers on the other heroes, one of them looked like aquaman, and she asks why he says "just looking to make some friends"

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>>85022374

>>85022353
Naw it's better to piss off DC fans over here since it's so easy.

>>85022381
It's Barry and Arthur, yes.

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>>85022374

>I would advise not gettin' killed by her

>>85022381
Why would he need those when he already has the Lex files that shows that he knows where they are already?

>>85022360
>what is publicity
look at dis cheeto crust dick ova here.

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>>85022009
>hmmm the same metahumans that I've been keeping track of are now in this ensemble team called the Justice League, and the only person who could've known was the guy I gave dossiers to.

Batman has been really shit with keeping a secret identity.

>>85022348
And sage is not a downvote, redditor.

>>85022374
Jesus Christ /tv/, you sure do like to force your memes.

>>85022374
He sounds like someone reading something out loud that they're seeing for the first time

>>85022441
Waller already knew before that

But I agree

>>85022456
Can you blame them? The scene took place in a aerial craft. They were compelled to make into a big deal.

>>85022417
Just videos though.

Cyborg is the only one easily traceable because he's in STAR Labs or something, Flash is in some store and Aquaman is in the ocean.

>>85022374

He sounds like the main character in a Michael Bay Adaptation of a Call of Duty game

>it's a Batman scene
Nothing to see here familia.

>>85022456
What meme? He's just posting a scene from the film that makes no sense.

>>85022433
Cara's been doing shit like this since she was a 17 year old model.

Marlel lackeys are in full force I see. This thread is a party.

>>85022499
how does it not make sense?

>>85022095
Because I am a Mouseketeers, so I have to shit on everything DC.

>>85022484
Lex has several tabs on them though, we saw one video clip for each but he had over 10 videos for each future league member.

>>85022499
>What meme?
uh huh

>>85022505
>muh Marvel
You guys are like a broken record at this point. Nobody is allowed to criticize DC without getting accused of being a Marvelfag.

>>85022509
Because it's DC

>>85022505
They're called Disniggers or Mouseketeers now. Keep up.

>>85022520
Alright. Well it's better if he has the dox instead of her.

>>85022288
That was cool. Thanks man. Didn't see that yet.

>>85022009
Enchantress, Barry(?), and Aquaman(?) or Slipknot?

>>85022540
>Disniggers

did you just make that up

>>85022374
Fucking cringe at that dialogue, holy shit.

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>>85022540

>>85022009
Does Harley have any powers or special training?

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>>85022509
>Flagg is yelling like he's on a helicopter but no other character is
>Katana just stands there as Flagg gives exposition for her powers
>Katana is speaking in Japanese even though every one on the copter is speaking English, and Flagg can understand her for some reason even though her Japanese is really shitty
>Harley has an inconsistent accent and her "stench of death" joke makes no sense with a character she just met
>Katana apparently doesn't know about the mission she's briefed on and attempts to kill Harley before Flagg stops her for the sake of a retarded joke
>Harley's "she seems nice" is a trite overused joke that also makes no sense in this situation

>>85022095

it does't have disney logos

>Batman is Waller's bitch

Kek

>>85022343
>yfw you'll weren't at the SS wrap party when the orgy broke out.

>>85022509

It makes perfect sense it's just awful dialogue

>>85022374
>"THIS IS KUHTANUH"
>"WHAT IS THAT, THE STENCH OF DEATH?"
>that awkward pause before Katana goes "Should I kill them?"

I'm still looking forward to the film but jesus christ this scene will never not be cringey.

>>85022499
>Character intorduction scene.
>Holy shit! This entire thing makes no sense!
>Who are these people?!
>Why are they in an airplane?!
>They're talking!!
>It's so crazy!

>>85022374
Funny as his lines are clearly dubbed over and parts are cut out from this scene.

>>85022605
>her Japanese is really shitty

You can tell? The movie will flop in Japan then.

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>>85022628
>>85022540
>>85022531
>>85022516
>>85022505

>>85022578
>Cringe
I instantly assume anyone that uses this word is a titanic faggot. I have yet to be proven wrong.

>>85022605
Autism: The Post

>72 posts
>24 IPs

So this thread has basically devolved into 2 companywar faggots shitposting at each other right?

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>>85022009
I wish we got a Batman solo movie with Waller as the main antagonist.

Fuck that scene was cool, it'll be even cooler in good image quality. I'm seeing this movie for Waller, and now for Batfleck apparently, the rest of the cast can fuck off for all I care.

>>85022690
A lot of Gaffots post here now. That's the source of all your faux Tumblr shit and use of the word "cringe" every five posts

>>85022602
>Olympic level gymnast
>Professional therapist (actual qualifications may or may not be legit)
>Immune to poison
>Street level super-endurance
The latter two are from a "booster shot" that Ivy gave her.

>>85022602
She was a psychiatrist and became a cocksleeve, does that count?

>>85022374
>>85022605

Oh knock it the fuck off.

This is an awful scene because of the awful writing and awful delivery. When you sit there and autisitcally nipick the plot elements of an out of context 30 second movie clip you make the LE MARVEL DEFENSE FORCE posters look right.

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>>85022374
D-did they dub over the guy in this video with some kind of second rate voice actor that usually voices 'soon to be dead grunt #2' in first person shooter games....?

Why is he shouting while everyone else seems to be talking at normal volume? Is this SUPPOSED to be funny?

>>85022666
She has a really thick American accent

>>85022605
>Flagg is yelling like he's on a helicopter but no other character is
He's trying to sound tough

>Katana just stands there as Flagg gives exposition for her powers
Why wouldn't she its an introduction to people she hasn't met

>Katana is speaking in Japanese even though every one on the copter is speaking English, and Flagg can understand her
Why is this a problem?

>her Japanese is really shitty
as if you would know

>
>Harley has an inconsistent accent and her "stench of death" joke makes no sense with a character she just met
So you never actually read or seen any media with quinn

>>Katana apparently doesn't know about the mission she's briefed on and attempts to kill Harley before Flagg stops her for the sake of a retarded joke
Whilst true its been made clear she despises criminals so it still works for the character.

>Harley's "she seems nice" is a trite overused joke that also makes no sense in this situation
knows fuck all about Harley Quinn and has never read a comic in their life.

>>85022706
A lot of people are saying Waller is the standout character.

>>85022454
saged for spoilers means not bumping it for people who don't want spoilers yet still posting

>>85022725
>>Olympic level gymnast

LOL the Olympics must really be shit in the DC and Marvel U considering there's literally a handful of characters that AREN'T "Olympic level" athletes.

>>85022674
to be honest i cant imagine its many DC fans who hate TTGO when its so full of references, more fans of the past show who never read the source material.

>>85022749
>Is this SUPPOSED to be funny?

yes

>>85022752
You're probably a white American you fucking weeb. Go watch some gay anime or some shit and hump your love pillow.

>>85022749
>Why is he shouting while everyone else seems to be talking at normal volume?
Because he's wearing fucking headphones so he can communicate with the pilot. Do you have eyeballs?

>>85022697
>>85022743
Calling any kind of criticism "autism" doesn't look good on your part buddies.

Also it has been confirmed that the first 20 minutes or so of the movie has really choppy editing by a guy who even liked BvS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dx4wD4TTyk

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>>85022756
>A lot of people are saying Waller is the standout character.
Thank you, Jesus.

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>>85022649
>bitching about Harley Quinn being corny.
>bitching about Katana getting appropriately aggravated by a stupid vagrant trying to get fresh with her.

>>85022749
Look at his lip movement during the exposition on Katana's abilities. Clearly dubbed over and the scene does not play out exactly that way. There is extra dialogue cut out.

So this "Friends" thing is going to be recurring ain't it?

>>85022789
So the movie's like a spoof or something? Is that why the juggalo Joker?

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So now that preview audiences have seen it what's the consensus on Leto's Joker?

As much as I hate to admit it that's like the only thing I'm really curious about is how he does with this because he's probably the one we'll see the most of in other movies.

>>85022830
>lol let me show some youtube fag's "review" to illustrate muh point.

>>85022830
Probably means another R-rated Ultimate Cut people can bitch about again.

>>85022605
>this autism

Back to kinoland
>>>/tv/

>>85022374

So this is what it looks like when a dark gritty serious director gets blindsided by studio demand to add "Guardians of the Galaxy style humor" huh?

>>85022774
Olympics aren't really that impressive or important except for fringe athletes not good enough to make money in a real sport. I mean you look at soccer and the best players aren't there because it's age capped. NHL players are about to skip out again on the hockey because the IOC is too cheap to pay their insurance costs. A decent amount of NFL players could do well in the track events.

>>85022374
Not because of the Japanese but this felt like an anime scene

>>85022605
>Flagg yelling
It's almost like he's soldier trying to establish dominance over a gang of criminals!
>she seems nice makes no sense
You do know that she doesn't actually mean it right? IT'S A JOKE!

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>>85022843
>Juggalo Joker
>literally the same Joker design as the comics with Tattoos added.

Oh wait i just remembered that you people don't actually read comics.

>>85022853
Some love him, at worst they think he's cheesey and over the top. He has a few scenes that are really creepy and unsettling.

>>85022897
He's got a bunch of tattoos all over him and he's dressed like some sort of meth pimp. I don't remember any Joker designs like that.

>>85022833
It's not about what they're meant to be doing (which is for the most part, actually fine for what it's going for) it's the awkward delivery itself that's really throwing it off.

>>85022674

Teen Titans go is great if you are not an autist.

>>85022882
No that scene was described in a magazine way back before the no jokes/add jokes rumors and buzz of BvS sucking started

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>>85022917
>Meth Pimp
>shown right in the trailer wearing multiple costumes including ones right out of the fucking comic book for example pic related

Oh but you don't actually read comics do you? Fuck off back to /tv/ and shit post there

>>85022755
>He's trying to sound tough
Well they already have bombs in their heads so there's no reason for that.

>Why wouldn't she its an introduction to people she hasn't met
They don't concern her. She's just there to protect Flagg, not make sure they do their job (that's Waller's role).

>Why is this a problem?
It's retarded. Especially since she can speak fluent English in the film. So why speak Japanese to people who don't speak it.

>as if you would know
Yeah I would. She sounds slightly thicker than Kansai dialect speakers.

>So you never actually read or seen any media with quinn
I have. Has nothing to do with the "stench of death" joke not making sense. Maybe if she was covered in blood or Harley was talking to Killer Croc it would make sense.

>Whilst true its been made clear she despises criminals so it still works for the character.
But why would she almost ruin the mission like that.

>knows fuck all about Harley Quinn and has never read a comic in their life.
Please show me some scenes or panels of Harley Quinn making jokes that make no sense or are trite.

>>85022917
Well The Joker's design is based around old timey gangster so really this just an updated design.

>>85022758
Which is why sage is not a downvote, redditor.

Why did you think moot removed visible sages in the first place.

>>85022725
>>Olympic level gymnast
not really useful in combat...

>>85023023
What are you talking about? It stops the thread from bumping with the post which delays the amount of time that it would be visible on the front page meaning fewer people would be spoiled.

>>85023001
>Especially since she can speak fluent English in the film.
No she can't. She speaks Japanese for 90% of her dialogue. The other 10% is broken English.

>I have. Has nothing to do with the "stench of death" joke not making sense. Maybe if she was covered in blood or Harley was talking to Killer Croc it would make sense.
Flag just told them her sword captures the souls of people she kills. That's why Harley makes the joke. You literal retard.

>>85022861
Yeah it's called showing proof.

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>>85022605
>/tv/'s cognitive function is so utterly fucked out of it's mind after years of being on a shitposting frenzy & meme binge that they honestly can't comprehend basic dialogue interactions or understand context anymore.

I think I've taken care of Alzheimer ridden residence & mentally handicapped children with more brains than you.

>>85023045
Actually adding to this, I see where you're confused. He's not saging the thread itself. He's saging his own post so that he didn't bump the thread with it. There's no spoilers in the OP but there are spoilers in his post. You misread his intent.

>>85023001
>no reason for that
There is if he wants them to follow his orders. Bombs or not you would want the people under you command to losten to you.
>why speak Japanese to people who can't understand
To hide your full hand.
>yeah I would
No you wouldn't you weeb faggot.

>>85022893
>It's almost like he's soldier trying to establish dominance over a gang of criminals!
Bombs in the head, etc.

>You do know that she doesn't actually mean it right? IT'S A JOKE!
It's a bad joke that's not even ironically funny.

>>85022972
Except you have to be a autist to like that shit

>>85023022

And? I really don't give a fuck about "Well ackchyhally it makes sense if you..." It's fucking awful. A Joker with a grill and the word DAMAGED tattoos across his face is stupid whether it makes sense or not.

>>85023049
>One Youtube fag's opinion is "proof"

>>85023041
But Boomerangs are?

>>85023049
>>85022861
>>85022830
This is like the time I was on /v/ when they were bitching about MGSV. They couldn't form their own opinions so they resorted to posting youtube links of their favorite youtube e-celebs to do the criticizing for them. Hilariously this is the same board that would be bitching about twitter drama/e-celebs.

>>85023099
I don't like the tattoos, but I can take the metal teeth since it means Batman punched out his real ones.

>>85023090
>Bombs in the head, etc.

They don't believe that there's actually bombs in their necks, Boomer and Slipknot have this discussion. It's not until they see Waller blow Slipknots head off that they believe it.

>>85022009
>mid-credit stingers
Thank. fuck! Now I don't have to sit in the theater like a jackass.

>>85023046
>No she can't.
Yes she can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tHigpEG_JY

>Flag just told them her sword captures the souls of people she kills.
So that means she stinks? Harley doesn't even know if she kills a lot.

>>85022976
Where's his damaged tattoo? And the shirt needs to be open to show off ones like the "Haha" and the bats.

>>85023090
>headbombs
A Military bardass will always try to establish in anyway possible anon.
>IT'S NOT FUNNy EVEN IN AN UNIRONICALLY WAY
humor is subjective you massive autist.

>>85023090
>It's an infunny joke
It's not meant to make you laugh faggot, it's an establishing moment for Harley's character.

>>85023135
In a nutshell.

>>85023080
>Bombs or not you would want the people under you command to losten to you
They don't listen to him and actually plan on escaping. I think this is even after Slipknot blows up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiV1jxUJnEU

>To hide your full hand.
They know she's Flagg's bodyguard and that she can kill them easily, nothing to hide.

>No you wouldn't you weeb faggot.
Proof?

>>85023175
That's one of the few times she speaks English. That's not proof that she knows fluent English. She speaks Japanese the entire movie.

>So that means she stinks? Harley doesn't even know if she kills a lot.
This is what literal autism looks like folks. It's a fucking joke.

>>85023102
Did you see the movie?

No?

Well okay. Just discredit this guy because he says something you didn't like.

>>85022743
>out of context
it may be out of context, but it's also clearly a promotional clip. This is supposed to be the "good stuff." Think about that.

>>85023277

Are you literally autistic?

He's being discredited because he wasn't "credited" to begin with. His opinion has no value.

>>85023277
You didn't either, yet you are letting someone else form an opinion for you to use in an argument. Get it, autist?

>>85023057
/tv/ can't understand anything unless there is a big black bull with a white woman. I've never seen a board more gay for black cocks than /lbgt/, /pol/, & /gif/

>>85023185
>humor is subjective you massive autist.
Good jokes have a structure to them and are meant to make you laugh at the unexpected.

"She seems nice" has been in a million movies and there's no sort of twist with it here, so it just sucks.

And if you want intentionally corny jokes at least make them somewhat clever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaUcLzxMFq4

>>85022374
>https://twitter.com/bestofmargot/status/759478622021361664
her Japanese accent is awful desu.

>>85023209
Establish what? That Margot Robbie has a terrible accent?

>>85023364
Accent sounds just fine, faggot

>>85023268
>That's one of the few times she speaks English
And this is based on what? You saw the movie?

>This is what literal autism looks like folks. It's a fucking joke.
And it makes no sense.

>>85023315
>credits views have no value
>fans views have no value
Then who's opinion on this movie has value?

>>85023429
>And it makes no sense.
Yes it does. How fucking stupid are you?

>>85022009
>To watch the video you need the Periscope App.
Hahahaha
No

>>85023364
Bruv it's clearly showing that Harley has a devil may care attitude.

>>85023445

Mine, personal friends / family whose opinions I trust, professional film critics who are educated in film.

Not people who can afford a shitty webcam and specialize in pandering to Youtube spergs.

>>85023507
>browsing 4chan on your phone

People are making fun of you as they walk by.

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>>85022602
>as if you would know
>Yeah I would. She sounds slightly thicker than Kansai dialect speakers.

>I know more about her language better than her.

Only on 4chan!

>>85023382
It sounds nothing like Sorkin and it's inconsistent as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASg8ab9vluQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkqi1oouGuE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJGGaX5PXYo

>>85022456
What IS /tv/'s deal with trying to force memes from cape movies? Is it just trying to chase the high that came from starting FOR YOU?

>>85023456
>Yes it does
No it doesn't.

Soultaker isn't even her sword, it belonged to her husband who was a serial killer.

>>85023569

It's just matter of constantly trying to force memes and watching nothing but cape movies

>>85023562
>It sounds nothing like Sorkin
Because she's not Sorkin and she's not trying to sound like her.

>>85023529
So your opinion inherently has more value than a person who actually saw the movie...why exactly?

>>85023610
Are you for real right now? I think you might literally have aspergers. Not even memeing.

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>>85023569
>>85023612
/tv/ is literally a bunch of drug addicts trying to chase a buzz better than their first high. So they tend to go after anything in hopes to achieve said high again. It's depressing really

>>85023556
>I know more about her language better than her.
That's right.

>>85023534
>thinking people look at your phone when they're to busy looking at their own
>thinking they know what 4chins layout look likes

>>85023639

I have no opinion and I don't care about some random nobody's opinion just because he has a Youtube channel.

>>85023614
As a result she doesn't sound like Harley Quinn and her accent keeps changing.

>>85023718
But he saw the movie, so his opinion has more value than yours, random anon.

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>>85023693
She's a 3rd generation Asian American & most of them frequently practice being bilingual. I'm sure she's been exposed to more moonspeak than you.

>>85023643
You are memeing because you clearly can't come up with a rebuttal to my hard hitting commentary.

>>85023764
Well it's too bad she sucks at speaking it. Maybe she should have taken more lessons?

But Ayer hired her because she broke a lightbulb in her audition, so maybe it's his fault.

>>85023813
Her parents are actually full Japanese though, that's the only language they speak. She certainly knows the language better than some weab on a taiwanese basket weaving forum.

>>85023692
What the fuck is up with her head?

>>85023876
>Her parents are actually full Japanese though, that's the only language they speak
And?

>>85022308
So this is the power of lesbians.

>>85023939
Read the next sentence. I know you can do it.

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>>85023813
>she sucks at speaking her own birth language based on my shallow exposure of said language to out-sourced slave waged cartoons. I am totally the authority in this.

>>85023876
>Her parents are actually full Japanese though, that's the only language they speak.

Actually that might be her grandparents who speak jap exclusively while her parents are the gen that started being bilingual. But as you said, she certainly would know than a weeaboo.

>>85023721
wut? Harley quinn doesn't have a canon voice retard multiple versions are gonna have different styles its called ACTING

>>85024200
>Harley quinn doesn't have a canon voice

fuck off casual

>>85024216
Fuck off Timmfag. Why don't you go beat off to some Bruce/Barbara fanfic.

>>85023001
I'm Japanese and from that scene alone that was literally standard Japanese dialect.
I'm 100% certain you've never heard Kansai-ben before.

This is exactly why I was hoping they wouldn't do this lame shit. Post-credit scenes are always just garbage. They were fun the first maybe couple times but have long since worn out their welcome. If I have to sit through another "Thanos gets up from the couch to crack open an infinity beer" or more these "Batman shows up to hint at a new DC movie" scenes, I'm going to go blind from rolling my eyes so much.

>>85024216
that's right retard shehas a canon accent but not voice. You wouldn't call Mark Hamill Joker the canon joker would you?

>>85024325
He probably would.

>>85024261
>Bruce/Barbara fanfic.

Zack Snyder would've never done this. He may have went overboard with the Batman Rape shit, but he would never resort to being a shipfag. I'm surprised he restrains himself from the Clark/Diana pairing due to his only true love for Frank Miller than the entirety of DC.

>>85022009
Why does Waller need Bruce for?

>>85024618
Protection.

>>85024618
Protection it seems. Probably from the Squad members who escaped.

>>85024647
Bruce can protect Waller from consequences from the Government? I know he's the god damn batman but how?

>>85024506
He might be going for Bruce/Diana instead.

That said, he would never have given the Joker tattoos either.

>>85024691
Not from the government, her work was classified, from people who could go after her as the result of the events of Midway.
Bruce has the resources to keep her safe and is willing to do it in exchange for information.

https://www.periscope.tv/keemiemillz/1mnxekEoAQZGX
>deadshot has most screen time
>little joker
>Harley Quinn 2nd most
>

>>85022308
Women are weird

>>85024085
What barring does that have on her terrible Japanese?

>>85022009

The Mousketeers sure are whipping themselves into a frenzy at the moment. Almost as if they are frightened or something.

>>85024754
Well Will Smith does have that ego, maybe if they casted someone lesser known as Deadshot, he wouldn't have hogged the screentime of the movie.

>>85024815
see >>85022674

How is her Japanese terrible?

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>>85024849

Sorry Civil War was a disapointment, maybe Dr. Strange will be better?

>>85024754
>The biggest star in the movie, who is also playing a classic Suicide Squad character, has the most screentime
>The Joker, whose role in the story was always going to be more of a supporting role, is not in that much
>Harley, by far the most marketed character, is the other most prominent one

Getting ready for all that upcoming whining

>>85024891
Now post the Rotten Tomatoes.

>>85024754
i'll ask questions on ur behalf if you post them here,

>>85024847
Deadshot is the leader and always has been though, he should have the most screen time. If Will Smith was playing Captain Boomerang and had the most screen time then you might have an argument.

>>85024891
>1.jpg
Bruh

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>>85024952

Alright, don't know why you want me to post an even worse score.

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>>85024891
>>85025072

>>85025072
#rekt

>>85025072
Well played

Warner will whip out a "Justice League VS. Suicide Squad" movie in the future, won't they?

>>85022288
What was with Robbie's delivery? She's oddly calm for someone who suspects they're about to be murdered.

>>85025128
No, but it could lead them to see that if they want to distinguish themselves from Marvel, their villains are the way to go.

I think everyone will agree that if the MCU has one big flaw it's the antagonists. If Warner decides to aim for that, maybe, just maybe, they'll drop the Apokolips plans for JL 2 and have it be a Legion of Doom movie instead.

I want to believe.

>>85025182
They won't.

Don't be naive.

>>85025163
>She's his psy, she probably already think that he won't seriously hurt her or that she can at least sweet talk him.

>>85024891
>>85025072
7.8 sounds about right, what's the problem?

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>>85025072

Ayyyyyyyyyyy

>>85022787
This is pretty shitty bait considering that had fuck all nothing to do with TTG

But I'll bite anyway, what references does TTG have that can't be done with a Google search?

>>85025128
They should just let Ayer direct some villain movies. Secret Six would be a cool sequel.

>>85022009
>Powerful government official
>Loner eccentric who keeps to himself and has no established ties
>"Why sure, I'll give you classified documents just because you asked."

>was lit
What the fuck does this mean?

Does anyone have a Dindu Dictionary?

>>85025287
You have to woke, senpai.

>>85022839
yes, because they're like Super Friends!

GET IT?!

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>>85025128
>implying that wouldn't be awesome.

They can cite the JLU Task Force X episode. Make it in the same vein as Die-Hard/The Raid, but in the Watch Tower. They could have recreational areas in the Watch Tower like Forests, snowy regions or anything you can imagine. You wouldn't have to cast the major founding members & use it as a chance to promote some lesser known Leaguers.

https://youtu.be/FnUohGDIzog

>>85025209
That'd be all well and good, but she's strapped to a table. You'd think a shrink would understand more than anyone when the time for talking down a psychotic isn't an option anymore.

>>85025287
The definition for "lit" is BANANA BINGO BONGO, THE DINDUS DANCE IN THE CONGO which also means "something that makes blacks happy".

Anything that makes a black happy = lit.

>>85025287
>he doesn't know what lit means
Welcome to the CURRENT YEAR, grandpa.

is this what it feels like to grow old

>>85025248
It's the 1.jpg shitposter who samefags threads to start console war shit just ignore him

>>85022288
Take your meme to /tv/

>>85025182
>Legion of Doom movie instead.

This. It'd be a way better movie if Lex were to breakout and parallel Bruce's search for teammates.

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>>85022322
Reminds me of when that 30 second BvS FIGHT NIGHT scene dropped and most of /co/ said there was nothing wrong with it

>>85025366
One thing you need to alter tho is that SS movies would probably stick to the "Bad vs Evil" dynamic so the Watch Tower would have to be compromised by some villains for the Squad to face.

>>85025478
there was nothing wrong with "FIGHT NIGHT!" except it should've ended been shortened.

>>85025377
There's a whole other thread about how Harley has never been the most competent psychiatrist

>>85025555
The entire concept of it is stupid.

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>>85025527
>SS movies

>>85025072
>>85024891
>Make a Cap 3 movie
>Call it Avengers 2.5
>RDJ
>Finally getting Spider-Man to show up in the franchise
>All the spite praise for the movie because of how bad BvS was
>dat score

That's just embarrassing

>>85025807
>>All the spite praise for the movie because of how bad BvS was
This is sincerely embarrassing if you or anyone truly believes this.

>>85022374
>tfw she 24

Fuck now I feel worse and more shitty.

>>85022095
Fun Fact: Teasers are supposed to tease and/or introduce something to the audience that might get them excited for the next movie that was not introduced in the movie proper or previous movies.

For fuck's sake, even Amazing Spider-Man got that one right. You know what would've been a better teaser? Maybe something for the solo Batman movie, or the Wonder Woman movie.

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>>85026016
>You know what would've been a better teaser? Maybe something for the solo Batman movie, or the Wonder Woman movie.

>lets tease for a movie that doesn't even have a finished script (if he even started?) & for a movie that takes place for a different time that doesn't make any sense.

Fun Fact: Most if not all teasers have been about getting ready for the next ensemble cast movie & move forward, not backward.

idiot.

>>85026016
This is the worst post i read this month...

>>85026866

Dunno brah, worst in a month? I mean it's autism but autism is bearable and amusing. Like three nights ago there was a thread where anons though Pepper Potts and Happy Hogan were original MCU characters so I'll take genuine autism over /tv/ crossposters any day.

>>85022009
This is.... truly terrible dialogue.
>both sentences end with "Night"
Fuck off

>>85026866
I see worst every 15 seconds on here.

>worlds greatest detective
>had help from waller
wow
just
wow you can already tell he's a shit batman

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>>85027087
>muh Batgod
fuck off.

>>85027176
But he know's their faces and general locations. This is basic detective work, doofus

>>85026471
>lets tease for a movie that doesn't even have a finished script
Right, because that stopped Iron Man. Or Mjolnir being shown at the end of Hulk or whatever movie that scene was in.

Why should anyone give a shit that Bruce is putting together the Justice League? We've seen them together already and half of them were together for Batman v Superman. There's no surprise or hype to this.

>>85027087
He found out about the Task Force X program in the first place and Waller, it's not too shabby.

>>85027087
How is World's Greatest Detective not acquiring dossiers of metahumans not detective work? He had to get the information somewhere.

>>85027321
Batfags think he should just know everything without doing any work.

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>criticizing a movie means you're /tv/
This is Pacific Rim all over again. Why are capefags such babies?

>>85022360
>>85024759
Guys do the same borderline gay shit with each other.

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>>85025072
>Rotten: 249

>>85027218
First phase was tightly planned all the way through to Avengers. Everything was scheduled on planned out for the big event even before filming for said heroes started. Thor never did tease CA:TFA, IM2 did in a sense in the middle of the movie with the cap shield scene.

>>85027290
Is Katana still supposed to be Batman's spy in this movie or is that not true

>>85027321
He already has the information from Lex so that Waller scene is pointless and ripping off Marvel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL5ejK9Vbvs

>>85027611
There was no guarantee there was even going to be an Avengers dipshit. If Iron Man failed Marvel would've filed for bankruptcy

>>85027611
>First phase was tightly planned all the way through to Avengers.
No it wasn't. They weren't making films back to back like they are today.

>Thor never did tease CA:TFA
It teased Loki's return before we realized he was the main villain of The Avengers later on.

>>85027625
That scene is pretty much a classic Batman/Waller scene.
The JL shit is to give the normies the chills about 'muh cinematic universe'.
The real payoff for fans is that Waller knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman.
Do you fags even read comics?

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>>85026866
>>85026951
Tell me how my post is autism friends, tell me why I'm wrong and how the end credits scene didn't waste an opportunity for hype.

>>85027611
>First phase was tightly planned all the way through to Avengers
No it wasn't. TIH had nothing to do with anything. They even scrambled to film the credits scene for it at the last minute when Iron Man became a hit. Favreau even admitted that the credits scene for Iron Man was made up by him and never expected it to go anywhere. Ant-Man was also supposed to be in phase 1, but after Iron Man's popularity they reshuffled things. Phase 1 was largely made up on the fly.

>>85027796
The hype is seeing Bruce beginning his search to build the Justice League. Granted, it would have been a hyper scene if they hadn't just released a trailer for JL, but whatever. It's still cool seeing Bruce/Waller shit talk each other.

>>85027780
>That scene is pretty much a classic Batman/Waller scene.
Except it's Bruce there not as Batman.

>The real payoff for fans is that Waller knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman.
He doesn't even react to it.

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>>85027625
>He already has the information from Lex so that Waller scene is pointless

All the stuff that Lex had didn't hold a candle to what information The Wall had access to. All he had was evidence of Meta-Humans existing. In a fake Wired Interview it implied that Waller blocked him from total access.

>>85027823
You're half-right. Phase 1 was tightly planned, but for a script that Joss Whedon scrapped in favor of his own vision, leading to some inconsistencies. The only real deviations otherwise were having Iron Man 2 on phase 1 and delaying Ant-Man to phase 2.

>>85027918
How...obtuse.

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>>85027403
>make the same stupid arguments as /tv/
>"I-I'm not from /tv/, big guy. Fucking capeshitters!"

>>85028047
Bruce being in costume when he talks to Waller is pretty damn important, casual.

>>85028196
Snyder says that's stupid and no one would be able to take a scene like that seriously. And it's his universe.

>>85027946
>All he had was evidence of Meta-Humans existing
And their locations

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>>85023176

>>85028225
So I guess the Justice League will have maybe 5 lines of dialogue between each of them or some shit.

>>85028190
What "/tv/ arguments" are being made here.

>>85028283
Yeah that looks exactly like that Ross drawing!

Except it doesn't.

>>85028225
Waller's not wearing a costume

Invalid

>>85027910
We saw him get the building blocks for the league in BvS, we saw a fucking trailer for him gathering with the league and made conversations with them.

Simply stating what we already know does not generate hype. Hell now that I think about it, Waller could've slipped "Project Cadmus " and that would've been more hype

>>85028316
>So I guess the Justice League will have maybe 5 lines of dialogue between each of them or some shit.
Or they spend most of the time in regular clothes talking to eachother.

>>85028235
Their last seen locations maybe. Cyborg can boom tube travel to any point, Flash can live anywhere & be everywhere he fucking wants. Aquaman can get around the world as fast as Superman Underwater.

>>85028472
>>85028316

There's a scene in JL where 4 of them are on the rooftop talking to Gordon all in costume. Seems like Snyder is actually going to have them talk while in costume.

>>85028472
In pizza joint or some place like that?

>>85028442
Well now we know how he found out where Barry lives and where Aquaman turns up during the winter. All he knew from Lex's files was security cam footage, there wasn't anything else beyond that. Bruce doing detective work is fine by me.

>>85028316
>What "/tv/ arguments" are being made here.
literally everything about that Meet Katana clip that's online. You scroll up and read it.

>>85028716
Pointing out really horribly written scenes is suddenly a "tv" thing now?

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>>85022674
>Pancakes
Waffles are better.

>>85028742
>expecting "Kino" writing for summer blockbuster action flicks
yup, /tv/

>>85028742
What the fuck do you know about screenwriting? I bet you haven't even seen a movie made before 1980.

>>85022674
>food analogies
Fat Fucks, I swear...

https://www.reddit.com/r/DCEUleaks/comments/4vf886/out_from_the_ss_screening_spoiling_no_silly/

Here's some spoilers from a guy who saw it last night.

>>85022266
Checked em
And that was probably when I decided that Ostrander's SS needed to be on my shelf, when I watched Waller make Batman completely back down and leave with his tail tucked between his legs, in a room full of people he'd just beaten the shit out of, that was just the best, the scene in JLU doesn't even do it justice really.

I'm also bumbed we didn't get Dutchess in this movie, they are building up with a war with Darkseid and Apkolips, it would have been a great tie in to the over all plot of the movie verse to include her in the roster.

>>85027467

No we don't. Slapping our butts in jest isn't the same thing.

Ayer said he originally wanted King Shark in the movie, but didn't feel comfortable with a full CGI character yet, so they chose Killer Croc instead. Maybe we'll get him in the sequel.

>>85022374

His line is so 80s action movie it's hilarious

>>85028711
Do you want to know what they had for lunch too? That's superfluous information, and guess what we can have Batman doing the leg work in the actual movie.

Bottom line is we knew Bruce was looking for the rest of the team. The teaser did nothing to inform us or generate hype. I can keep coming up with hypothetical end credit scenes that were better than this one not because I'm particularly good at it, but because this one was so underwhelming. For as complete and utter dogshit as it was, even the ending scene for BvS was better than this.

>>85028875
https://www.reddit.com/r/DCEUleaks/comments/4vgc28/i_hated_bvs_and_just_saw_suicide_squad/

Another one from someone who hated BvS.

>>85028283
Jesus christ, I mean, I guess the overcoat/flower thing is accurate, but holy fuck.

>>85028996
>Do you want to know what they had for lunch too?

Considering 3 of the 4 documented Meta-Humans can teleport, speed travel, & travel fast as a jet underwater. That kind of info would be nice to have to predict their next move.

>its a "WB shortens and cuts up there film" episode

Ayer edition when

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>>85028875
>>85029130
>they cut the "Bye Bye" Joker scene
What the fuck, WB?

>>85029259
Probably best to cut Joker scenes than stuff that's actually relevant to the plot. Seems like Joker stuff is where most of the cuts happened, which is honestly fine by me.

>>85029111
One is fast, one is from underwater city, one is boring

You're using in-universe logic to make excuses. Batman needs to know where they are, we don't right now. Like I said, could've had a small part of Justice League to show Batman gathering info on them.

>>85029177
Big Willy didn't do anything to deserve this.

>>85029177
Is it bad that I see this and think ShyGal?

>>85029130
>>85029310
it looks like they cut the Joker & Harley fight. Along with Harley falling willingly instead of being pushed by Joker.

>>85028875
somebody ask him if the Joker Batman thing was in the movie or not?

>>85029513
Pretty sure the Hot Toys guys said it's no and they just made it for fun.

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Meh capeshit its shit anyway,and the ones who defending are pussies.

>>85022882
Sorry, the reshoot joke shit was bullshit, faraci. Back to your cuckshed

>>85029573
>goes to a board dedicated to capeshit & comics
>bitches about capeshit
good grief.

>>85029573
Everytime I start to wonder if I've had enough of superhero shenanigans, I see a post like this and decide to keep on going.

>>85029539
Well it needs to be in a future movie, no turning back now.

>Batfleck making his was through Joker's hideout. Gets ambushed by Joker wearing his own Batsuit complete with voice modulator

I thought it was pretty cool to be honest. I just think that you guys are already looking for things to be annoyed about.

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>>85028771

>waffles are better.

>>85024847
Deadshot was the main character of assault on Arkham as well! Maybe will Smith pressured DC to do that too! Or maybe Dead shot has always been the main character you fag

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>>85029177
holy shit his legs look like fucking twigs

>>85023001
>>He's trying to sound tough
>Well they already have bombs in their heads so there's no reason for that.
He has to prove he's in charge there

>>Why is this a problem?
>It's retarded. Especially since she can speak fluent English in the film. So why speak Japanese to people who don't speak it.
It's part of her master plan.

>>as if you would know
>Yeah I would. She sounds slightly thicker than Kansai dialect speakers.
For you.

>>85031080
Ha.

>>85023135

>This is like the time I was on /v/ when they were bitching about MGSV.

So Suicide Squad is going to be an awful disappointment?

Anybody else see the Skub product placement billboard after the helicopter crash? Fuck this DC bullshit.

>>85023135
> they resorted to posting youtube links of their favorite youtube e-celebs to do the criticizing for them
That guy isn't favorite of anybody, he's just the first person to review Suicide Squad on youtube.

>>85025261
the image is literally about TTGO you fucking retard.

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>>85022830
>>>1,365 subs

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>muh It's lame
>but why is it lame?
>muh I don't know. It's just lame

Never change, /co/

>>85032720
see >>85022112 and >>85022133

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>>85032772
So... It's lame because it's not Marvel? Grow the fuck up

>>85032837
>people bitch and moan that DC movies aren't fun and don't have credits scenes
>DC gives them fun and a credits scene
>they still bitch

Just admit you don't like DC and move on, quit trying to homogenize everything.

>>85032837
>So... It's lame because it's not Marvel?
It's lame because it's just Marvel again, but worse.

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>>85032512
The fuck are you even talking about

>>85032932
>Needs more fun
Adds fun
>Too much fun

It's as if two completely different groups are complaining

>>85022605
ugh youre just a geeky nerd picking holes in the film could you just not?? this film is obviously not for you go read a book or something lol fuck off nobody cares what nerdy geeks think go build a rocket ship hahaha lol

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>>85032932
You quoted the wrong anon, buddy.

>>85032940
You just realize that comic books are all the same recycled shit over and over again since 1938, uh?

>>85032972
this >>85022674 is about TTGO which is what i was talking about you fucking mong

>>85033075
>You just realize that comic books are all the same recycled shit over and over again since 1938, uh?
The big two at least. It's just that Marvel got to the "Shared Universe" concept for live action movies first, so whatever DC does to try to compete seems like poor attempts at copying them. And it doesn't help that they said before that "Real movies" don't do the post credits scene thing, and now they're doing exactly that, and in a way that seems kind of forced.

I heard Adewale and Jai are great as Croc and Boomer but underused. I'm hoping croc and boomer make appearances in Batman and Flash.

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>>85033922

>>85033922
>And it doesn't help that they said before that "Real movies" don't do the post credits scene thing, and now they're doing exactly that, and in a way that seems kind of forced.
to be fair that was just nolan and snyder, this isnt their film, not to mention its not really a after credits scene and is just after the title card, not that im defending it, i hate those things.

>>85022756
Is anyone surprised? Viola Davis is great and she has a wealth of material to work with.

>>85033352
No it's not. It's a comic criticizing people who bring up random topics when no one else is talking about them. Like /co/ complaining about tumblr.

Also, TTG has a thing about waffles, not pancakes.

>>85034413
Because they don't have too. The Star Wars movies aren't doing that and Disney is creating a cinematic universe with them.

WB just caved in because they want Marvel money.

>>85035622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4g_CNU6rZM

Just how dumb are you?

>>85022374
This is completely fucking fine.

>>85036300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HOlXJ2EJxw
They says "waffles" for the entire episode

>>85036703
No it's not

>>85036753
Yes it is, what now bitch?

>>85036714
and yet the image was made in reaction to the pancakes stuff.

Stop digging your own grave here faggot.

>>85036912
You're the one who's digging his own grave you fucking moron, that image was made long before TTG made that episode. I didn't even fucking know that even existed

>>85036782
You know nothing about filmmaking if you thought that scene was cut, paced and staged well