Wait, has Conan fucked her yet?

Isn't like the only one that can?
Pretty sure he has.

Pretty sure he has, can't recall the story though. There is another guy or two also.

she has fucked plenty of people on very few have fucked her.

>>85006787

Yes and probably that Klaw guy as well.

I wonder if that chain mail bikini is comfortable.

>>85008544
Scale mail. And no. Probably not.

>>85007651
>Isn't like the only one that can?

What are you talking about? Red Sonja fucks all the time. She even pays for it when she can afford it.

>>85006787
Pretty sure the the two of them going at it would just be a matter of physical stamina tesing more than anything.

Conan would cum last.

>>85008544
There was a booth at a con I went to last year that was selling them. Apparently if they're made well they're actually pretty comfortable.

>>85008544
She'd probably get pinched.

>>85006787
Many, many, many times. Until he gets bored of her and wanders off.

>>85009018
What. Doesn't she have that vow of only being able to have sex with men that best her in combat or something?

>>85010172
No. There was a guy like that once that she bested in combat. She fucked him.

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>>85010172
Nope.

I don't know. But Peter Parker probably did.

>>85010694
Isn't MJ her descendant or some shit?
Probably not canon anymore anyway.

>>85010172
Up until Gail Simone, she was cursed that if she had sex she would lose her powers. Simone said fuck thats stupid, so now she has sex all the time with very little care as to who or what she is with.

>>85010952
She's right though. That is stupid.

>>85011406
Well nobody is arguing that. Just saying she did at one point have a no sex vow, even if it was stupid.

Kinda in the same vain as Wonder Woman's weakness use to be being captured/restrained by men.

>>85010386
slut

>>85012053
Shut up virgin.

>>85012053
The proper term is stud

>>85010266
>>85010386
Have you only been reading comics the past two years?

>>85012147
>>85012254

t. shitty locks

>>85010172
She can choose to have sex if she wants. She only HAS to submit to the asking if they defeat her. I think that's how it goes.

>>85018514
Well, it's kinda hard to make anybody submit without defeating them

>>85010952

So Simone turned her into a slut with no self respect and self regard that will do anyone and anything?

>>85019364
also bisexual

>>85011406
You have no respect for the classics, you stupid child.

>>85019364
That's woman in general, they are loathsome creatures

>>85009018
She pretty much just fucks whoever she wants to yeah.
>>85010172
Sorta. There were always exceptions to the rules and such.

Since she now fucks anything what was the most loathsome character or creature she has fucked? Has she fucked any villains?

>>85019554
Of course that's your first thought, you disgusting degenerate

>>85019442

I think it's less about it being a woman thing and more about Simone being a fat and dirty girl.

Usually fat girls think that by putting out to anyone they will feel more empowered and better about them self, because they'll be seen as more fun and one of the guys, ie more well accepted and wanted.

>>85019558

Just wondering about how low the character went, that's all.

>>85019582
I'll take 'shit I would never believe even while drunk off my ass' for 500 Alex

>>85019595

I'm not lying.

People have said in the thread that now she'll fuck anyone and anything. I curious to see what the character has pulled in that area. How far they went with it.

>>85019603
Go away degenerate. Your lies are transparent,

>>85008544
Welcome to the Barbarian League!

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>>85020162
It needs to happen!

>>85008544

There's probably a lining on the interior, to prevent chafing.

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>>85012053

>>85006787
You don't fuck Red Sonja, Red Sonja fucks you.

>>85010952
>Gail Simone

Funny how "Muh modern empowered feminist ideals" always translates into promiscuity.

>>85010952
god bless gail simone, a woman writer who likes the female body.

>>85023406
No, the modern ones are sex-negative.

>>85023406
Red sonja is a fucking wandering barbarian. Why wouldn't she fuck lots? If it's perfectly fine when Conan does it, she should as well.

>>85023854
Modern feminists are only "sex-negative" when it comes to images of attractive women in the media. They still want everyone else to pay for their birth control, and pretend fatties like Lena Dunham and Meghan Trainor are sex symbols.

>>85023859
Because that was against the rules in the original stories. Having her fuck a lot of guys to show what a "stronk womyn" she is is just lazy writing on Simone's part.

>>85023859
Conan can run away from a pregnancy, Red Sonja can't.

>>85020273
Christ, put some clothes on those women! I can see elbows.

>>85023859
Well apparently the original Conan writer hated doing sex scenes but was required to by the editors or some stupid shit.

>>85023906
>Pay for their birth control
Condoms can be acquired for free in various places and you can get viagra with insurance, so why should BC be any different.

>Meghan Trainor not pure sex
Man, you just have the shittiest taste

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>>85024222
>so why should BC be any different.

Because that's not the government's problem. People don't want their tax dollars subsidizing someone else's promiscuous lifestyle.

>Man, you just have the shittiest taste

Meghan Trainor isn't even the cute kind of chubby, she's just a fucking slob.

>>85024222
>Man, you just have the shittiest taste

YOU need to get better taste. She's clearly "hot girl's drunk friend" tier.

>>85024222
>Meghan Trainor not pure sex
I'm not that anti-SJW but she's legit disgusting

>>85024291
>Because that's not the government's problem. People don't want their tax dollars subsidizing someone else's promiscuous lifestyle.

Actually, it absolutely is the government's problem if poor people are popping out kids because they can't afford birth control, you absolute subhuman retarded fucker. Who the fuck do you think is going to end up paying so those kids aren't starving in the streets!? You should be executed for being so stupid.

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>>85023959
>Because that was against the rules in the original stories.
Ha, writers bent over backwards to try and dodge that. Simone was just the first to state what everyone else was thinking.

>>85024291
>People don't want their tax dollars subsidizing someone else's promiscuous lifestyle.

They already do

>>85012053

Strong people are allowed to be sluts because they've proven it doesn't affect their success.

>>85024383
And yet, the illegitimacy rate has actually risen in the decades since birth control became legal.

http://www.unz.com/isteve/well-at-least-levitt-has-theory_12/?highlight=abortion+illegitimacy

Turns out poor people (mostly blacks) don't care about government-funded birth control. The only ones who want the subsidy are white college sluts.

>>85024385
Then she's lazy. Simone is a the least subtle writer there is.

>>85024435
And why should they have to?

Further proof why we should expunge women from all forms of popular media or at least significantly reduce their presence and what they can or can't do or how much screen time they can have

>>85024529
>Then she's lazy.

Acknowledging that something was stupid and getting rid of it is lazy?

>>85025832
That 'stupid thing' has seniority, more seniority and legitimacy than any hamplanet has, respect your fucking elders, shitforbrains

>>85025883
I can't tell if you're joking.

>>85025953
The original interpretation is infinitely more important than any shitty modern 'reinterpretation', they are the equivalent of fan fiction and should be held in open contempt

>>85025996
I still can't tell if you're joking. You could be being sarcastic, but you could also easily be retarded.

>>85026024
He's either shitposting or retarded.
Either shitpost back or stop replying, this isn't funny.

>>85026024
What's retarded? The original should ALWAYS be held over the cheap copies and 'reinterpretations'
Shit like the League of Extradonery Gentlemen and tripe like Hollywood churns out shows that modern people have no respect their classics, changing and alternating them without even thinking that they're butchering a classic just to sate their egos
If there was any justice in the world, it should be considered illegal for anyone to touch an ip after its original creator dies.

>>85024291
>Because that's not the government's problem. People don't want their tax dollars subsidizing someone else's promiscuous lifestyle.

Anon, why can you get condoms free but not birth control? "Not the government's problem" is only an answer if you can explain why free condoms IS their problem.

>>85026094
>Either shitpost back or stop replying, this isn't funny.

I'm not going to shitpost back. That's not funny either.

>>85024385
I liked the relatively modern theory that it wasn't "can only fuck someone who can beat you in a fight" and it was more "you can give up your powers and live in peace by having sex, but if you're raped again, you don't lose them."

What's some essential Sonja-core?

>>85019364
Is Conan a detestable slut too for fucking tons of women?

>>85026250
Gail Simone's run.

>>85026108
George pls go back to crying over how you lost Star Wars

>>85026334
Fuck you, SW just proves why this should be a law and not let IPs get consumed by megacorperations

>>85019429
>Classics
>Red Sonja's chastity rule

Come on. Don't just use tradition as an excuse to avoid thinking. This isn't like taking off Dredd's helmet, it's a stupid rule that was used to restrict a cheesecake character to within the realms of propriety, and in turn make her less interesting than the boundless barbarian she is in every aspect of her life but her sex life.

>>85026268
No, he earned his promiscuity.

>>85026250
The old Marvel stuff.

>>85026381
Tradition is the cornerstone of society, it keeps us from doing stupid shit, look at society now, it disregards tradition, and now its fucking shit. Harsh tradition is the glue that kept humanity from degenerating into savages and pansies

>>85026367
Aside from TFA being unoriginal and a handful of books trying to hard to be progressive Disney is handling Star Wars fairly well

>>85026425
How can we be both savages and pansies? Crossing morés wantonly while also being spineless?

Your argument is flawed because you're a scared man who cows to the opinions of the long-dead.

>>85026483
Stop shilling for the fucking bane of originality

>>85026485
The dengeration of society at large affects people different, some become savages some because emasculated dickless faggots
This is not a goddamn difficult subject to comprehend, but then again you're are a modern man, your brian is the size of a fucking marble.

>>85026512
But Anon, how can you be all for originality AND tradition?
Do you want new stories like Simone's Red Sonja, or the same decade old stories told over and over again?

>>85026425
>pansies
Go to bed, Grandpa

>>85026425
What about traditions that encourage depravity and savagery? Like the Greeks Bacchanalia or the Roman gladiator battles or sacrificing children to Molech and Baal.

>>85026606
Greeks and Romans are fags
Competent fags, which is nothing short of a miracle, and actually came up with useless ideas and things, but still fucking faggots.

>>85024222
>>Meghan Trainor not pure sex
>Man, you just have the shittiest taste
>>>/r9k/

You'll find others as desperate as you there.

>>85026582
Considering we're talking about IPs, how about first not jumping onto every fucking bandwagon and buying garbage because it has a big fancy name tied to it

>>85026139
>Anon, why can you get condoms free but not birth control? "Not the government's problem" is only an answer if you can explain why free condoms IS their problem.

>if the government has already done something you have to support it

>Anon, we've already put the Jews in the camps, why can't we add the gypsies too, I'd see your arguement if you can explain why Jews are their problem.

>>85026593
Your grandfather was an infinitely better man than you can ever hope to be, and I have sympathy for him for having such a spineless dipshit for a grandson.

>>85026635
But almost every culture at some point has an equivalent to Bacchanalia. Fertility gods and their festivals are, from moderns eyes, often fantastically decadent and immoral and supported promiscuity.

>>85024385
>that pic

You know "virgin until bested in combat" isn't a idea Conan invented right?

There was a mongol princess who did this with wrestling contests, charging a better of horses to challenge her. She only quit when rumors started that she was fucking her dad because they were so close.

>>85026692
Because gypsies have curses, you want to be gypsy cursed? That shit doesn't magically wear off when you kill the curser.

>>85026425
Tradition isn't important values are, our problem is we removed all tradition but replaced it with nothing. a society requires shared values to tie it together, we have none.

Tradition is a source of values, but it's not the only source, or really a superior source.

>>85026722
And they wehre eventually do away because they were counterproductive and/or useless
The victorian era was the height of blending tradition with originality. Harsh open competent to foreigners, stiffing rules for both men and women, A dress code, making kids work to understand the important of hardwork
Open disregard for whatever a woman said, ever.

>>85026785
Yeah, she's also featured in Netflix's Marco Polo. She's the one played by Claudia Kim, though I think they removed the implied incest angle.

>>85026792
Which is why tradition must be upheld because when have nothing to replace it with, and the people who want it removed are women who can't stand the idea of someone telling them no, and emasculated faggots

>>85026860
>Open disregard for whatever a woman said, ever.

You know, except for Victoria herself, who basically told everyone what to do, and they put their balls in a cup and did what the bitch said, because she's the fucking Queen.

>>85026886
Yeah she also fucked Marco Polo like half an hour after they met. He didn't even win their fight. Then she was barely involved for the rest of the show. Really disappointing use of the character for romance.

>>85026928
Royalty gets the pass on certain rules.
Because royalty, I won't say its a perfectly consistent system, but, you know, humans.

>>85026900
That's why you make NEW traditions. Change is important Anon, and stagnation is death. That's why some traditions fall to the wayside.

Survival of the fittest exists in more than just nature. The best stories, or traditions stick around, the bad ones die and fall into the annals of history.

>>85026931
Tbf it might have been just the right to marry her. I'm not sure if Mongols really cared about their unwed daughters being virgins.

>>85027020
This, for example slavery and the set of societal norms based around that can be replaced with a society that values liberty, and equality (not bullshit marxist equality, just equality under the law). That's a perfectly fine change.

>>85027020
Modern humanity is incapable of producing ANYTHING anymore, it cannot make new, productive traditions that won't rot it from the inside out,

>>85026860
They were neither. They were outlets for taboos used to eliminate angst in society. They we eliminated due to Christian moral absolutism and persisted elsewhere. You're not arguing for the benefits of tradition as most are counterproductive to your points. You're arguing for the benefits of puritanism.

>>85027104
But no one respects the old traditions either, so they can no longer be brought back and function. Really you would require some hardcore social planners to come in power to save the west.

People who would look back at history and put things in the school curriculum to create a new modern man. Probably would only happen if Fascists or Communists got in power honestly, it seems all modern democracy cares to produce is brain dead, morally retarded, consumers.

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>>85026785
if you look at ancient history theres been a few women that were pretty fucking based, and likely inspired stories like these.

I remember reading about this one Sarmatian queen that got raped by one of her husbands rivals, and this obviously upset her husband, so to regain her honour she marched her army out to face against the rival, defeated his army, then presented his head to her husband, at which point she was forgiven for being raped.

imagine something like that happening in todays world, feminazis wouldn't be able to handle it.

>>85027178
>But no one respects the old traditions either,
Because people are faggots who can't accept that for the betterment of society, they have to stop acting retarded and act like proper men for once in their pathetic, overly long lives, and that punishment for not doing so would be an actual, genuine thing rather than bullshit finger waggling

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>>85027193
>she was forgiven for being raped.
It's such a bizarre thing to hear in our society. It gives that sense of an ancient alien culture. I love it

>>85027193
Would follow into battle.

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>>85026792
You guys would probably like this book.

>>85027322
Looks interesting, thanks Anon.

>>85027104
You do know that there's an old Assyrian relief that's expressing exactly what you're saying now, right?

>>85027391
It's certainly not a new way of thinking

>>85027391
I've heard people have also been thinking it's the end times almost every generation, for a very long time as well.

>>85026425
>look at society now, it disregards tradition, and now its fucking shit.
Said every era ever.

>>85012053

Yes, let's call the sword swinging killing machine a slut. What could possibly go wrong?

>>85027624
>Women can't handle the bantz

>>85027624
>Might makes right

Glad you agree women as the mostly weaker sex should be subservient to men.

>>85027624
Nothing

>>85027733
But if you take that to the individual level, a woman MMA fighter could order you around, since since you're shitposting instead of training, so it's a reasonable assumption you're not exactly Rocky.

>>85027854
Yeah but she'd be ordered around by a male MMA fighter, so tough shit sally.

>>85027854
>implying I don't want to be a MMA girls breeding/body slave

Any girl except that tranny Ronda.

>>85027882
the queen always answers to the king, that doesn't mean the queen can't whoop the ass of most of her subjects. In ancient warrior cultures, women that had power earned it just like anyone else.

>>85015311

More like the lock gets to choose which keys open it.

Can we just cut the shit, and segue into a thread about female badassery throughout history?

>>85026268

Honestly? He is. Conan is a pretty sad character.

He parties and fucks a bunch of sluts, sometimes prostitutes, mainly to fill the void in his heart. He isn't happy. The only time he was happy, that i can remember, was when he was dating that pirate woman, who he went steady with.

I pity Conan.

>>85010172
...and she takes it as seriously as other people take religious vows.

>>85027272
It sounds weird, but to be fair maybe the husband had expectations of the wife being strong enough to fend off the rival.

>>85026381

Red Sonja being a slut that will do anyone and anything isn't interesting.

She only fucking those that bested her in fighting, though, was, because showed a strong and honorable character that placed all her faith in her skills.

>>85028075
He was happy as King.

>>85028075
You just got real as fuck for this thread.

>>85028117
Plus it could be used as kinky foreplay.

>>85026268
The ultra christfags certainly thought so when they banned his shit.

>>85028102
A lot of the time a man's wife was in charge of the defense of the home while he was out on campaign, so her being enough of a hardass to roll out with the army and take the heads of those that wronged her was very attractive.

>>85027624

I'd just show my dick to her. If i'm good enough and she's indeed a slut, she'd use me, thus proving the point.

>>85026108

Jaws blows a huge hole in this argument. The book is quite inferior to the movie. Just because something came first doesn't mean it's inherently better.

>>85028253
And if not, she cuts your dick off. Is that a bet you're comfortable making? Bitch was bleased with superhuman abilities from a god, remember?

>>85023854
This. Gail Simone is a generation older than 'muh modern empowered feminist ideals'. The generation of actual feminism rather than safe space feminism.

>>85026425

>Harsh tradition is the glue that kept humanity from degenerating into savages and pansies

No, it's the bullet that kneecapped us and kept society from improving during the dark ages.

There's a difference between men and woman.

Men spit, women are spatted upon;
Men open, woman are opened;
Men fuck, women are fucked;
Men give babies, women get babies.

>>85028315

Yes, i'm betting against her sluttiness.

>>85026692

You're not making a compelling argument.

>>85024529
>Turns out poor people (mostly blacks) don't care about government-funded birth control. The only ones who want the subsidy are white college sluts.

You sure got me, retarded animal. Explain to me why you think a minuscule amount of tax dollars should not go towards preventing as many unnecessary births as possible. Then kill yourself as soon as possible.

>>85026425
You need to die.

>>85027193
You wouldn't happen to remember the title of the book you read, would you?

>>85028406
Spoken like someone who has never read up on this. There's some badass killbitches in the centuries humans have been around, some of which may have simply never met their match.

>>85028669

It doesn't change that Red Sonja degraded herself and lowered her worth as a woman and fighter.

>>85028483
>the fact i want to fuck without consequence constitutes a necessary expenditure that all americans should pay for

no

>>85026139
The government shouldn't be paying for birth control. Especially since it doesn't seem to be working. Illegitimacy is on the rise and so are STDs. Why put more money int a failing program?

>>85028706
Nobody's arguing that Conan is less of a fighter for having sex, why is it any different for Sonja, given that she clearly isn't getting pregnant?

>>85028483
Because it's not working?

>>85028764

Yes, Conan is a man. He's not the one having things done to, he's the one doing. Women will always bee the receive and submissive.

>>85028797
It'll work! Just keep pumping into it until something sticks.

>>85028799
You poor faggot, you've never had a super horny absolute freak of a woman after you.

>>85028799
>He's not the one having things done to, he's the one doing. Women will always bee the receive and submissive.

You're on the Internet, you've never seen porn where the woman is the Dom? Seriously Anon, this is moving past gender politics and into the realm of just being hilariously uninformed.

>>85028888

Even when the women is the dom, which a lot of women aren't into, they're still the receiver.

They're a lot of women that like playing the dom part, but when the actual fucking start they just lay back lazily letting you do all the work.

>>85028888
What does femdom have to do with Conan?

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>>85028562
unfortunately it wasn't a book, I was looking up some information on ancient female warriors for an argument on /vg/, and I read the story on a wikipedia page. I tried looking for it again but can't seem to find it, although I did find some others that are pretty badass too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_in_ancient_warfare

heres a few chicks that got raped and got revenge for it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timoclea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiomara

the chick I was talking about is similar to Chiomara, but a lot more badass.

>>85028933
Honestly, all you're proving is that you watch really vanilla porn.

>>85029025
It has more to do with Red Sonja, actually.

>>85029083

What does porn got to do with anything?

>>85029076
This stuff seems made up, I mean how could women ever have gotten by without safe spaces and trigger warnings?

>>85029168
This was back in the old days, where they made safe spaces by killing people, and trigger warnings were another word for "warning shot".

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>>85029200
hard times breed hard people.

>>85023859
>Red sonja is a fucking wandering barbarian. Why wouldn't she fuck lots? If it's perfectly fine when Conan does it, she should as well.

Conan can't get pregnant

>>85008544
They are, if properly made. The interior/underlyning is made like regular panties, so the scale mail shouldn't actually touch flesh at any point.

(Wear one quite similar at ren faire)

>>85030165
Its amazing how so many people overlook that simple fact.

>>85029867
Can she? Shot in the dark, maybe she can't anymore.

Is there a torrent for the 2013 run?

>>85006787
She's a lesbian isnt she? Ive only read Queen of Plagues and she makes out with Dark Anisia

>>85030381
pretty sure shes bi-sexual when it comes to pleasure.

>>85030381
no, she's straight.

Basically her thing is that guys can only tap her if they can beat her in combat. but she takes dick in quite a few stories.

Really depends on the author though, some write her as almost virginal.

>>85030381
She's predominantly straight from what I remember, but some writers like Gail Simone write her as bi-sexual.

>>85030549
in some of her original novel stories she gets fucked pretty hard. There's one that includes a line, and I shit you not, describing Sonya emerging from her tent wiping cum from her mouth.

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>>85030381
Female characters can only be strong and enjoyable on the West if they are Bi or lesbians.

At least according to major comic book companies.

>>85030549
>>85030638
Which novels

Need it for science

>>85030805
>They made Yara Greyjoy a bulldyke in GoT

Not entirely surprising, but still disappointing.

>>85030828
not sure which one it was, they all kind of blend together. It was one of the ones by David C Smith though.

they also describe her 'bountiful' red pubic hair a lot.

>>85031590
I remember reading one as a young teenager on a Conan binge that describes her 'spreading her legs to display her vibrant red plumage' and having one of those 'I feel funny' moments.

>>85031590
>>85031700

Goddamn. Who are the men she fucks? I want to know more about Red Sonja sex life and her mates. They better be awesome guys.

Is this the worst thread on /co/ right now? I think so.

>>85031781

Why? We had a few days a go an enormous thread about Batman sex life where we learned he doesn't believe in condoms for some stupid reason.

>>85031741
there are always many ancillary characters in the classic stories, just like in the old Conan ones. She seems to be travelling with different guys each book. Never particularly memorable to be completely honest.

And it was never explicit, but like hilarious alluded to in direct ways. Like saying decoration instead of pubic hair and swallowing seed instead of sucking cock.

>>85031851
>and swallowing seed instead of sucking cock.

To be fair that has always been the classy way of describing cock gobbling.

>>85031903

Yeah. "Sucking cock" is just... ugh. Not even i like to say that shit out-load during love-making.

>>85012053
you know, ancient pagan people don't gives a shit of having sex with every people they want.

>>85031903
There's a line in one where two of her mercenary allies are introduced, and it's mentioned that she 'drank of both their seed' during the revelries the night before. I always kinda liked that Sonya banged just as many dudes as Conan did naked slave girls.

>>85031851

That's disappointing. Just a bunch of whos and mediocre guys.

For some reason i thought Red Sonja chose better.

Has she fucked any villains? I remember a comic where a villain, a black dude, had her hostage and chained, and out of nowhere she wrapped her legs onto him ready to fuck the guy despite being treated as shit by him.

>>85032028
I had a Hindu girlfriend back in highschool who used to use the term 'swallowing seed' when she talked about sucking my dick, was totally endearing.

>>85032049
In one story she gets mind controlled by the villain, a sorcerer, and she is controlled into stripping naked for him, and her nude dance is described, and then we assume she fucks him, but it's only alluded to as she emerges naked from his room later during a fight.

>>85032049
I remember there's a scene where, as i kid, I couldn't tell if a bad guy was literally beating her in combat, or if he was fucking her. It's really oddly described, and talks about her screams and the aggression of their 'conflict', but i'm pretty certain it's all subtext for banging

>>85032049
And she has a male ally, a guy with one eye and a badass Davos Seaworth personality, who is in love with her completely and always has been, yet she never bangs and I always thought it was totally unfair.

>>85031996
<loooooooooooooollllllkll

american education germanics executed gays were strongly monogamic ,more so than romans. They despised homosecual behavior

>>85032254

Really? Goddamn it. That's fucking bullshit.

So she bangs all these clowns easily, but her friend who's awesome and likes her gets nothing? I don't even know the character but can feel how the stories go.

I bet, for one, that he watched some douchebags while he gave her space and felt jealous and shitty.

>>85024212
Howard was spergy as fuck.

>>85032346

Howard thought of Conan as a free animal who knew how life was really about, not like those wanton and decadent fools in the closed and awful cities. So he viewed Conan more like a free and happy animal than a man.

Yes, Howard had issues.

>>85032341
Yeah, it was classic unrequited love. He sees her naked all the time, and kills a villain just because he kissed her when she was bound, he even fights back to back with her where she's completely buck naked one time too, that was actually my favorite scene in the books. They get attacked at night, and she emerges from her tent with her sword and nothing else, and whoops asses with her fucking bush out.

Wow some of the comments in this thread have such backwards ass views on women. Did afghan tribes people get a modem?

>>85032494

Damn, i knew it. Did he ever watch her give herself to some other guy?

>>85032324
You're right, so you could have said that in a way that made you look like less of a faggot.

>>85032519
He has to watch while she dances naked for sorcerer, he's sort of the viewpoint character in that story.

>>85032495

Dude, men and women are different. They're different biologically and in their tastes.

Have you seen any group of women fight among themselves to score a virgin guy? Have you seen a woman talk about how she desires a younger and innocent virgin-like dude? Have you seen any woman say that innocent men are the best?

No, but men will do all those things, while women will do the opposite. Because we're different.

>>85032596

Oh, the sorcerer you mentioned that may or may not have fucked her? Poor guy.

>>85032608
>Have you seen any group of women fight among themselves to score a virgin guy? Have you seen a woman talk about how she desires a younger and innocent virgin-like dude? Have you seen any woman say that innocent men are the best?

I've seen all three of those things.

You seem to miss the point that every single person is different in plenty of regards. Man and Woman isn't the only divide

>>85032590
true just rage about this Blue-pillled pagan loving.

I mean paganism is cool but 50% of them are just liberals who are against the church and think germanic tradition support their liberal retardation

its a bit like black ppl crying about white ppl stealing their culture. Stupid liberal foreigners stealing my culture


t.german

>>85032638
yes, same story.

And of course the guy dies defending her during the last book.

>>85032670

They're not common, though, while they're a common attitude among men.

Most men won't say or even admit to everyone, but when they're looking to settle down they tend to search for the most plain and inexperienced woman they can find. Just to be her first and possibly only one.

>>85032703

Did she felt anything for him?

>>85024385
does she have herpes in that pic?

>>85032735
She's fighting some god at the time, and doesn't actually witness it. He throws himself in the way of a blast of some shit that would have blown her tits off, and dies proudly defending his love and commander. It's all very predictable, like most classic fantasy is unfortunately,

>>85032712
True enough. The exception is just fare more common then you let on

Pretty sure they still look for hot young chicks, not plain ones. Like you said women care less about age and a well to do, descent looking guy in his thirties whose well known and liked in his community can pick up young chicks with the best of them. Or he may just say screw it and that he doesn't give a shit about virginity and hook up with that hot middle aged widow with a kid.

>>85032608
There are biological differences, but except for the most obvious once(ex. physical strenght), i dont believe you can with actually probably evaluate what is nurture and what is nature, especially based on ancedotal examples. As for your own example, innocent looking guys are a thing, just look at a lot of boy bands.

>>85023859
If Conan gets someone pregnant it doesn't really affect him. If Sonja gets pregnant it definitely affects her.

>>85019393
Of course.

Because straight women don't exist, apparently.

>>85032912
Then she just takes a fantasy contraceptive. Hell most women who go through constant physical and mental stress typically end up infertile anyway. Sonja probably couldn't have a kid if she tried.

>>85028355
>actual feminism
>second wave

Sure.

>>85032962
>Then she just takes a fantasy contraceptive.

I doubt that exists in the Hyborian age, judging by the amount of bastards Conan has sired.

>>85033037
There is a contraceptive in the Hyborean setting, it's a tea brewed from a certain fictional root.

>>85033037
Why would the women living in that harsh land mind having the son of one of the greatest warriors in the world be the father of their child? The kid he gives them will probably have some of the best odds of surviving thanks to magical Bar-Bar genes.

>>85026139
>Anon, why can you get condoms free but not birth control?
I don't. The fuck is this shit? And are you fucking saying condoms don't help prevent pregnancy in women in the first place or what?

>>85033058
If it's good enough for the Romans it's good enough for every fantasy author on the planet, I suppose.

>>85026268
It's the balance of power.

Conan, and men, have to earn the right to fuck a woman.

An attractive woman need only spread her legs to have sex.

>>85033157
Conan probably isn't the best example, since most women practically throw themselves at him. But I agree with the overall sentiment

>>85032953
Women are more fluid in their sexuality.

>>85033275
have you SEEN naked women? Of course they are.

>>85033250
Well, yes, but he's still earning that right by radiating pure masculinity and badassness.

>>85033275
Horseshit.

>>85032962
I'm with the above anon: I like the idea that she puts absolute faith in her skills rather than just slutting around. That kind of makes her a less interesting character in my book.

>>85029136
Fucker cannot accept that getting penetrated is inherently an act of submission because it ruins his femdom fantasies.

>>85033157
>>85033250

Can we stop talking about Conan as if he plowing women left and right was something good when the books and comics clearly show as not?

The only type of romance/sex that is depicted as good is when Conan rescue some nice princess or something like that who's trying to do good and sacrifice herself or some warrior-lady who lives for the combat. The funny thing about these scenarios is that they hardly lead to sex, just camaraderie between Conan and the females.

The times Conan is fucking random sluts and right are mostly in bars and brothels, with him acting like a fool spending all his gold with beverage and women, but later he always feels like a shit when he's wondering the plains alone with his clear head and his drench in his enormous melancholy.

>>85033512

Conan is the poster-boy of post-sex/fap depression.

>>85033512
My favorite bit of Conan romance is when he's rescued this princess from assassins and they're either chasing down or running from a wizard. Conan isn't really interested in her until they find this hut and this old woman gives her some commoners clothes to wear, and Conan's reaction when he see's her in those instead of her splendor and jewelry was basically "Good Crom, so you're a woman after all."

>>85033685
I remember being really surprised in a Conan story where they specifically mentioned a female characters bush. Like usually they are butt naked but no direct references to what they've got down there are actually mentioned.

>>85033685

Conan is always funny and odd that way. I like how he sees the "civilized" people as a bunch of stupid, lazy and coward lot beneath him.

Conan would be a NEET or super-treamp if he was born in our time.

>>85033714

What i'm getting from the thread is that women pubic hair was very important for the novels.

>>85032495
>Did afghan tribes people get a modem?

No, it's just /pol/ again.

>>85033748
Which is weird because he's also super eloquent. I remember, because he goes into a long monologue about just how much more beautiful she is in peasant garb. The man has the soul of a poet.

>>85033714
Was it REH that wrote it? I have no interest in the Conan works of his successors.

>>85033776
Well they couldn't actually ever mention vaginas or actual genitals, so they would get around that by mentioning the hair instead.

The only time I ever recall a cock being directly mentioned is when a female villain has a couple hanging off her belt that she's cut from her enemies.

>>85033902
Yeah, it was in one of the genuine ones.

There were tones of nudity in the later works, especially L Sprague De Campe, REH was scared of naked women though from what I gather. Not convinced he knew what girls actually had downstairs.

>>85028075
Howard's works on Conan were interesting. He projected a lot of himself, primarily his depression, into the character.

I want to smell her hair

>>85033891

All Barbarians are secretly poets.

>>85033685
Its funny how people give Conan shit for being a shining example of "toxic misogyny", when he's the type of guy who would gut other men if they force themselves onto a woman who doesn't want it.

>>85033891
When he was king, he knew the importance of the arts, even if he didn't partake in them himself.

Also ironic that a poet was one of the ones who betrayed him while he was king.

>>85033995
Yeah, Conan was a stand up hiy, and REH had very progressive views about women as a whole.

>>85030908
You should read the books. First off she has a better name (Asha), she's actually attractive, and she's at the very least bi, since she has a somewhat effeminate warrior man as a lover.

>>85033995

Yup. Conan was the happiest while in adventures within the camaraderie of men and women. No booze or sex, just friendship and fighting.

The booze and sex came in between those moments when he was feeling utterly lonely and empty.

>>85034063

One of REH best friend was another female author. So there's that.

>>85033506
How is it an inherent act of submission? Have you just never been ridden before?

>>85033506
I dispute that completely, I'm female and I don't think penetration is inherently submissive at all. I'm dominant as hell in bed.

>>85034468

Come on...

>>85034468
You're still being penetrated.

>>85034064
>effeminate man equals gay
Maybe she just likes twinks?

>>85034098
Don't forget when he was with Belit. He later came to find contentment in his queen, if memory serves.

I came in here for cheeky cheese cake and all I get is FUCKING /r9k/ flavour gender politics please Jesus let the Internet change soon so we can go back to having fun

>>85034557
penetration has nothing to do with being submissive.

>>85034557
Actually your cock is being consumed, absorbed, overwhelmed.

Semantics bro

>>85034595

Yes, it does.

>>85034304
He's never had the pleasure of being with a woman who TAKES that dick.

>>85034631
only if you're a sexist idiot

>>85034656

Society agrees that penetration is highly invasive and aggressive. It's one of the reasons nobody take woman on man rape seriously.

It's just how it is and is viewed.

>>85034631
Same kinda guy who thinks getting your dick sucked is showing dominance over the girl sucking it, it doesn't at all.

>>85034618
Yes, but the dick is still going inside the woman. That's one of the reasons there's a lot of pegging in femdom.

>>85034618
>>Actually your cock is being consumed, absorbed, overwhelmed.

Weird how depending on who you talk to, this can either be considered empowering for women, or sexist towards them.

>>85034697

Oral is the most submissive sexual act there is.

>>85024222
>Meghan Trainor attractive in any respect

Opinions discared.

Post more cheesecake.

>>85033512
He's sad because he lost his gains.

>>85034730
lol. Because.....why?

>>85034468
Oh? I need more details before I... believe you.

>>85034722
Same can be said for the man. There is a power exchange in most sex but it's all about how you phrase it.

>>85034730
gotta disagree there. You're putting a soft, vulnerable organ in the part of the body designed to rip and tear food. You're submitting to their mercy and trust.

>>85034468
This femanon is right. You can be dominate as either sex.

>>85034730
>>85034775

For both males and females, i should add, before someone call me sexist. You're servicing the other while receiving not gratification.

So man sucking/licking a woman is also viewed as a submissive act toward the female form. Specially if she has a feminine dick.

>>85034775
Because he says so !!! All sex is like the sex he has!!!!

>>85034796

It's still a submissive act.

>>85034557
>Maybe she just likes twinks?
I worded that wrong. I meant she's bi at most.

>>85034845
why?

>>85034811
>not sexist
>more dominant if it's a penis

Hmmmmm

>>85034468
L O N D O N

>>85034797
>>85034776
Sex is about power exchange. You can be on top and submissive, on the bottom and be dominant. There's a lot more to it than 'the one being penetrated is the submissive one'. That's the sort of thing a guy who's never had sex would think.

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>>85034928

See >>85034811.

>>85034941

It was just a silly joke.

A guy doing oral to a girl is still seen as him being submissive and servicing the girl so that she can receive satisfaction. I find oral more intimate than normal sex, because of the implication.

It's pretty romantic in a way. You're there on your knees or on your fours worshiping your partner's sex in a selfish act. Just prostrating yourself for that person gratification and bliss.

>>85034811
>You're servicing the other while receiving not gratification
Not really. I like to go down on girls because I find their reactions to it really satisfying and probably somewhat validating. I used to be with a girl who loved to suck dick for the same reasons. She gave really amazing head.

youre all fucking retarded and i hate all of you

>>85035104
I'm the same, I suck cock for personal satisfaction, turns me on more than being eaten out to be honest.

>>85035111
Cry more, faggot.

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>>85035111

>>85035153
Yes, and I'm sure you're very popular. But people associate dick sucking with submissiveness partly due to the fact you're often kneeling while doing it.

>>85035104

Yeah, i get you. Making your partner twist and cum thanks to your efforts is pretty fun, but it's still a submissive act. I seek the validation of others, specially during sex. I'm only happy with myself when being appraised.

Sorry, i went a bit dark there.

>>85035153
PLEASE BE IN KENTUCKY

>>85035153
L O N D O N
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>>85035153
We should 69 sometime.

>>85035220
Depends, it's more about control too. Dropping to your knees is also almost aggressive, men lose their composure when they see you drop to undo their fly or pull out their dick. They see your intention, become giddy or blush, you take control of the situation.

>>85035227

Sorry, CA.

>>85020273
Who's on the far left? Mightor?

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I actually don't mind when Sonja wears more clothing, but I still like the bikini, and prefer it on principle.

>>85035220
And apparently enough people disagree with you. How many people have to say you're wrong before you even consider that, "Huh, maybe I don't know everything about sex and women."

>>85035344
I only said that one post, I'm not the other anon.

>>85035153

You, my lady, is a submissive slut.

Not that there's anything wrong with it. Just be honest with yourself.

>>85035221
You ok there buddy

>>85035340

That's a weird as fuck pants. I don't know why even wear something like that.

>>85035220
But does having submissive connotations make it a wholly submissive act? Think about it. She's actually in complete control of your genitalia. She could clamp down on your dick or grab and twist and pull on your nuts. The same can't be said for penetration though. Most vaginas don't have teeth and she would have to reach for your balls.

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>>85035453
The ways of women's fashion confound us all at times.

>>85035221
Don't worry about it.

>>85035380
No. I'm not submissive at all. It's not something you can really be told, you know whether you are submissive or dominant. Girls will be told by men all day that they are submissive, because you think we all are, so nothing new there.

>>85035476
Has the right idea, for example. Not only am i performing something for my own satisfaction as much as your pleasure, and if inclined, i could bite off your helmet in less than a second.

>>85035567
>Girls will be told by men all day that they are submissive, because you think we all are, so nothing new there.

Quit being sexist, anon.

I thought Red Sonja was really apprehensive about sex due to her past. Why is she a turboskank now?

>>85035476
>>85035567

You guys do know that while a dick can be beaten of, things won't stop at there just because a dude has a bleeding dick, right?

>>85035567
>and if inclined, i could bite off your helmet in less than a second.

So, you're a sociopath?

>>85035567

There's a reason why dick sucking is such a turn on for you, femanon. I'm not trying to offend you or be sexist.

While i'm a male and mostly straight i've sucked a few dicks in my time.

>>85035567
>you know whether you are submissive or dominant
It's not so black and white though. I'm a guy and I like subbing in bed as much as I like domming.

>>85035675
That would make her something closer to a psychopath.

>>85035676
DALLAS

>>85035688

I'm envious. I wish i could be dominant, but i always feel bad and guilty when i try. Once i cried during sex while being taunted and forced to do it.

>>85035739

B-but i'm a guy, anon.

>>85035676
On the sliding scale of sexuality sucking dick is much closer to "super gay" than it is "mostly straight". Getting suck off by a convincing tranny and maybe fucking them in the ass is closer to "mostly straight" than taking a penis in your mouth.

>>85035688
But you know when you are feeling one, and when you're feeling the other. It's not something you have to be told before you're sure.

>>85035675
I'm not saying i'm biting off helmets, that would make me a psychopath, yes. Just that I COULD.

>>85035813
D A L L A S

>>85035596
It varies from author to author. Read the thread anon.

We aren't even talking about her anymore.

>>85035825

It was just a phase. I think i got most of my dick sucking urges out of my system.

But yes, i agree with you. It's considered super-duper gay.

>>85035842
>>85035721
Okay. Psychopath.

>>85035859

Well, sorry. I'm outside the country.

>>85035764
You were forced to dom? And taunted? And you cried?

It sounds like you were the real sub in this situation.

>>85035964
F U C K

>>85035932
*shrugs* I'll take it.

>>85035842

>Just that I COULD.

Psychopaths think like that. That they can this and that, but won't.

Like playing with a cute puppy and out of nowhere think that it could smash the puppy's head with total impunity and then simple chuckling and forgetting about it. Normal people don't think about shit like that.

>>85035993

I was supposed to dom, but then shit went out of control and i got emotional.

>>85035267
Can someone explain this fucking meme to me

>>85036045
I don't think that makes me a psychopath.
I know that I could, I also know it would ruin my lovers life, so I don't. A psychopath wouldn't consider or understand the other person's viewpoint.

>>85036045
>Like playing with a cute puppy and out of nowhere think that it could smash the puppy's head with total impunity and then simple chuckling and forgetting about it.
I've had thoughts like that, but I didn't chuckle about it.

It was actually a really disturbing realization.

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Hooded Sonja a cutie.

>>85036099
>mfw switch
>6'2" while gf is 5'2" and super submissive
>refuses to even attempt to dom

It sucked.

>Fellatio girl thinks about chomping off dick heads.
I can't tell if that makes it more or less sexy.

>>85036108
Some /fit/izen who really wanted some fuck would ask any women he saw posting in threads if they were from London. Eventually it degraded to him posting "LONDON." Then it became a joke that spread to other boards.

>>85036164

It sucked for her too, man. Believe me. I wish i was different. That i could just play with it and please the other person, but it's just... wrong. I don't know. I feel super shitty and messed up.

If it's something small i can still do it for a while, but i always feel bad. If it's something rough i just turn down. I know that i'll end up ruining the whole thing for both.

>>85036045
All people entertain violent fantasies.

'I could punch this bully in the mouth' but they don't etc.

Most men harbor brief images of rape, apparently as well. I have several male friends who've admitted to at least thinking of it. This is just what the brain does.

>>85036133

>I've had thoughts like that, but I didn't chuckle about it.

Oh, shit! I outed myself as a psychopath!

Quick, back to my dungeon basement!

>>85036248
oh my god I am totally from fucking London too!

>be dom for the most part
>date cute grill, easily a foot shorter than me
>eventually consumate
>turns out she's into pegging
>a lot
>it gets me off faster than regular sex

help

>>85036164
That sucks dude. I lost my virginity to a shortstack who liked to dom. She rode me in her car like a maniac. One of the wildest summers of my life.

>>85036045
>Psychopaths think like that. That they can this and that, but won't.
>Like playing with a cute puppy and out of nowhere think that it could smash the puppy's head with total impunity and then simple chuckling and forgetting about it. Normal people don't think about shit like that.

You don't?

>>85036263

>Most men harbor brief images of rape, apparently as well.

L I E S! Don't trust your rapist male friends!

>>85036304
Accept your gayness.

>>85036313
Nah, she was no shortstack. Really petite and skinny, so I understand why she felt she couldn't dom.

Still kind of a selfish lover.

>>85036304
Just accept it.

>>85036343

>Still kind of a selfish lover.

I think you're the selfish one.

>>85036332
bah, they're all nerds, got nothing to be scared of here. I blame GTA.

>>85036263
I'd say there's a difference between "I could totally kick the ass of this person I don't like" and "I could totally cause potentially permanent bodily harm to this person I have deep intimate feelings for".

>>85036380
How so? I was okay with domming for her, but I wanted to try the whole submissive thing. She pointedly refused to try.

>>85036343
The point I was making was that the girl was like a whole foot shorter than me. Still she was like 2 and a half years older than me so I guess that helped her feel more dominant. I was also a clueless virgin while she definitely was not.

>>85036419

She probably couldn't. Being a domm is hard for some.

>>85036380
>dude wants to try something
>girl refuses
>this makes him the selfish one

>>85036411
Not particularly.

I bet at least 1 in 3 school kids entertains fantasies of beating their bully brutally, or even killing them

I think the only sex act that is 50/50 is ass licking. Both sides look submissive as fuck.

>>85036234
i'm totally worth the risk.

>>85036572

Oh, my.

This thread is getting too lewd. Let's go back to talking about Red Sonja pubic hair.

>>85036607
Agreed.

Why did we never fucking see it in the comics!?

>>85036561
>Both sides look submissive as fuck.
Depends on how it's done. It's really hard to look submissive when a girl is spreading your legs and licking your ass while grabbing your dick or while she's sitting on your face grinding and smothering you.

>>85036607
>mfw love bush on girls
>all western porn stars wax these days

It's hell.

>>85036690

Or a least a reference to it.

>>85036718
>submissive
Fuck. I meant dominate.

>>85036718

She's still licking your ass, bro. Shit is a bit gay.