/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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post lewds

Jasper's NEVER going to get her redemption arc at this rate...

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>Jasper fucking with Amethyst

TOO FUCKING FAR

GET THIS ORANGE MENACE OUT OF HERE

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nth for poly

>>84978764
Reminder that Bubbled is the season finale and either Summer of Steven ends early or Season 4 premiers at its end

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Here we go.

Also here's a free transparent test.

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Some Kat Morris boards

>Here are some boards from act one of “Alone at Sea”. So much work went into this episode, you have no idea! I was really happy to be able to work alongside Hilary and Rebecca, maybe we’ll do it again someday <3

http://ghostdigits.tumblr.com/post/148174273946/here-are-some-boards-from-act-one-of-alone-at

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Poil

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>>84978750
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>>84977663

Maybe it's BECAUSE it was only a small ammount and she only wanted to suspend it?

I feel like it would make sense if Lapis' water control were easier if she just took a bunch and swung it around. It's easier to exert force when you can just let lose, but if you try to lift something heavy in a v ery specific and deliberate way it's gonna strian you more

Would also explain how she could control THE ENTIRE OCEAN plus make water clones with a cracked gem, but her water wings which seem to be a lot simpler took Steven healing her back to full health. The more precise she has to be, the harder it is to do.

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here's amethyst

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When is she coming back?

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Hooray for Lapis! ;_;

>>84979288
Hold on, i have something even better
Jasper fucking amethyst

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I wonder if that guy who said he went crazy obsessive over Rose is still around.

WHAT IF AMETHYST TURNED INTO YOUR FATHER AND RAPED YOU AND THEN TOLD YOU SHE WAS VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

>>84979337
season 4 maybe? 5-ish?

http://mellowfilmmaker.tumblr.com/post/148128405909/mellow-frames-the-lust-boat
This shit made me chuckle.

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>>84979232
Why didn't Lapis just use her powers to bring the ship back so Pearl could fix it?

>>84979337
Never
>Hello darkness my old friends

>>84979232
Gurren Lagann was terrible.

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Who else is ready for 3 days of Jasper and Amethyst being shit on by the writers

only to be followed up by an "epic two parter" which is really just an old friend vs new friend cliche that we have seen a dozen times

officially on suicide watch

>>84979381
Why didn't Steven fix the fishing pole

>>84979366
well then that would have happened
obviously

>>84979313
I think making water clones requires precision

Or maybe not

We shouldn't overthink it

>>84979405
Why didn't you you useless freak

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well /sug/, we are officially halfway through the nuke. 10 good episodes and 10 GREAT episodes to come. it's been a blast experiencing:

>real talk
>concerts for a(u)nts
>a small loan of 10 million dollars
>it's over isn't it
>preg
>IT'S FUCKING MENTAL NOT METAL
>peridot twitter
>steven ruining lars's relationship
>beach city drift tearing the ratefags apart
>/sug/ worshipping dingo
>/sug/ stoning dingo
>dingo starving us
>misseps bringing the second coming
>matt fucking burnett trying to reason with misseps
>THOSE alone at sea leaks
>THE KETCHUP...IS INSIDE THE FRIES?
>kiki becoming the fotm waifu
>centipeetle bringing us the lore and the tears
>jasper getting btfo
>/co/mblr arguing about abusive relationships
>watching jasperfags lose all hope
>adorable rose

hope to see everyone here next week

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Gem Hunt? More like Gem Cunt.

>>84979362
I don't recall that, what was his deal?

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>>84979362

>lars
>rose

Why does everyone on this show have such good taste in fetishes?

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>>84979381
Why didn't rose just jump to the top of the ferris wheel to bring down baby sour cream?

>>84979436

I mean, probably. But she wasn't really doing anything other than that and keeping the water tower together, she could focus entirely on the fight

So if Lapis is actually stronger than all of our main established gems so far, and Jasper (who is on par with Garnet) thinks Lapis is a complete monster, what does that say about Bismuth, who poofed her in one blow?

>>84979335
>I ate donuts with Malachite because they asked me too.
I am so beyond okay with this.

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>>84979396
I kinda like watching her suffer, if only because I know it usually ends with comfort.

>>84979439
It was truly a beautiful and horrible week for all of us
Cant wait for the next one

How do you live on Earth for hundreds of years ant not pick up on how humans grow?

>>84979484
in the Ocean at least

>>84979381
why didn't steven just kiss the boat to fix it.

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>>84979484
It was a cheap shot.
And lapis is only good where there is water.

>>84979484
Lapis is really weak to a surprise attack

she is a glass cannon

anyone could beat her, but if you let her get to the entire freaking ocean of course she will destroy you

>>84979335

>I played a game with Steven because I lost a bet

I kek'd

>>84979313
Her water wings are clearly more than regular water since they come from her gem. Otherwise she could just take any surrounding water and turn it into wings.

Also I'd argue perfectly mimicking the CGs and creating (possibly sentient? and) powerful water clones is way more precise than the wings.

But yes, actively suspending water like that would be very difficult. The sheer weight of that tower would boggle the mind. Even the amount of water she lifted in Alone at Sea was many, many tons. It's kind of outrageous how powerful Lapis is. Extremely adept control over water and ice as well as high-speed levitation-style flight? Very impressive. By far the most powerful Gem we've seen on the show that isn't a fusion. And even then she could easily beat Garnet and could probably take Opal as well. I'd put her at Sardonyx/Sugilite level.

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>>84979455
>fat chick
>good taste

>>84979474
Makes sense

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>>84979367
>>84979383
cruelty

>>84979484
Calling now
Bismuth is a literal backstabber
Why else would she have a fire sword

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>Post yfw Jasper and the Gem Beasts cause Third Impact

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>>84979484

Lapis has the most raw power but it doesn't seem like she's a fighter or has much endurance. It says that Bismuth probably suckered punched her.

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>>84979217
>Rose didn't know, and yet she did.
That's the point. No one knew what would happen, but Rose went through with it anyways. Hell, her knowing it was going to work out probably came from Garnet if you really wanna get picky about it.
The point is, everything claims that Rose was doing something NO gem had ever done in the past. She probably thought it through a lot and figured out the best way to do it, sure, but no one was certain how it would turn out and Rose was likely just going off of what she thought would happen.

Point is, a lot of fucking fan theories come from some really far reaching asspulls and conjecture, especially compared to shit we've seen in the show basically directly saying no that's not how it is, yet people still buy them whole heatedly.

>Connie is 100% human
>Rose isn't Pink Diamond
>Lion isn't Pink Diamond either
>The statues in the arena don't depict the diamonds
>CG Pearl is not White Diamond's Pearl
The only really popular theory I've seen that hasn't had something directly going against it is "Pyramid Gem is White Diamond" but that one still has a bunch of circumstantial issues with it that don't fit like the modern hand ship having the 3 diamond symbol still.

https://youtu.be/m4xyiGvGKhs

Which episode will the last segment be in

So assuming the leaker is right and Bismuth is a cunt and came from an entirely different alien world of metal beings
Does this improve or worsen the lore/worldbuilding?

>>84979288
Oh god I love this amethyst so much. Her pouty little face, the cute little star marks on her joints. It's almost enough to make you forget she's a sociopathic dwarf who eats literal garbage

>>84979465
Autism

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>>84979532
HOLY SHIT

did you happen to be born 1996?

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POST YFW JASPER IS UNREDEEMABLE

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>>84979599

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>>84979557
Why backstab when you can backpunch

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I'M SO HAPPY!
AMETHYST IS GONNA DIE!!!

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>>84979599
>She gets shattered

>>84979583
Last episode of the season

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>>84979599
Good, kill her. I'm tired of all these Jasperfags.

>>84979335
>I ate donuts with...Kevin...

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

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>>84979232
>Jasper becomes the monster of the week

Lame

I want to do sexy things to Vidalia.

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>>84979562

>>84979499
she doesn't deserve the suffering, she has done nothing wrong, well very little wrong at least

Pearl, Lapis, Jasper these are all gems who deserve to suffer, do they? nah, Jasper gets to be a cool villain and Pearl and Lapis get to have Steven take care of them and cheer them up even when they don't deserve it

Hell when has Steven actually helped Amethyst?

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Just bringing up my dumb theory for Jasper.

Jasper's redemption arc is going to be at the hand of the 5 Rubies from Hit The Diamond.

The Rubies clearly referred to her as "Jasper" and not "The Jasper" despite referring to Peridot as "The Peridot" and they clearly have a special connection with Jasper.

They did not care about the failed earth mission. They did not care about Peridot's betrayal of Yellow Dizzle or anything relating to the failed earth mission.

The Rubies simply heard of the earth mission failing and Jasper being stranded on earth and wanted to retrieve her before the cluster blew up.

There's a strong chance that they care deeply about Jasper going so far as to personally thank the "humans" and Peridot for giving them information on Jasper's location.

Just like Centi being a captain, it's clear that Jasper is a captain, and is most likely captain of those Rubies. If she's got any chance of redemption it's through showing her love and care for her squad, there's a good chance she'll fuse with them or they'll take her back to Home World after she fails her redemption.

tl;dr Jasper is the mother to 5 dumb Ruby childs.

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How many times do think Greg had casual sex with Vidalia?

>>84979335
I watched TV with Peridot because I wanted to get to know them better.

>>84979583
the last episode of the season

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>>84979282
Why do you say that?
Jasper just needs to hit rock bottom and then lose to someone she considers weak, which is probably going to happen in the next 10 episodes.

>>84979663
Several. Rose watched a few times.

>>84979536
She could be hardwired to make gem clones as part of her basic features as a gem. Like how different types of computer processors are built for certain applications but can stand in for another one in a pinch. It just takes a LOT more power and time.

>>84979663
Zero

he doesn't want Marty's sloppy seconds

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>>84979232
We're back, baby!

>>84979335
>I sparred with Yellow Diamond because I had nothing better to do
Welp, RIP me.

>>84979443
He watched the show then obsessed over Rose to the point where he has a vivid dream about being with her. In the morning he could barely focus and feared for the future of his marriage. Good times.
Someone around here has got to have the screencap.

>>84979335
>I watched TV with Centipeedle because i lost a bet"
i was happy until i became sad

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>Fucking hates Peridot
>So glad Jasperfags/Jaspis fags got BTFO
>conflicted because that means Lapidot is pretty much 100%

>>84979712

Someone explain this meme to me

>>84979598

No was born in 83

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>>84979663
Tons of times.

>yfw they had threesomes with Rose

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>>84979663
Anon, we've all watched No Need for Greg.
We know they never did it. They're just two friends bonded by their hatred of Pepe the Manager.

Only time he got laid was with best girl Rose.
And that one time with Amethyst but that episode was really creepy so we don't talk about it.

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>>84979599
its not fair

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I need art of Rose laying on her back at this kind of angle, man.

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Another day, another thread
So many things left unsaid
And some tears that may have been shed
Like a curse, they spread
Is this the land of the dead?

>>84979546
how so?

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>>84979634
this desu

>>84979751
amethyst raped greg in that episode. worst girl

>>84979656
Nah, Rubies are dumb, they'll probably fuck around neptune till the end of time

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>>84979706
>Implying Greg didn't fuck her before she got pregnant

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THE GOOD LIFE
LET'S GO ON A LIVIN' SPREE
SHIT THEY SAY THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE

>>84979335
>I made music with Steven because I wanted to get to know them better.

Sounds like a lot of fun in all honesty.

>>84979734
nice falseflagging

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>>84979232
Why does everyone hate Jasper now?

What'd she do this time?

>>84979335
>I talked to Onion because I had nothing better to do.

Well, it was productive.

>>84979734
>Jaspis isn't happening
>therefore Lapidot is canon
Lapidot shipping logic, everything means that Lapidot is canon

I think this is one of the rare cases where I don't hate the ship, just literally everyone who ships it is total cancer

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>>84979816
She exists.

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>>84979734
i mean hey would you rather have a nasal harmless dorito child or a strong lesbian orange chick

>>84979816
She turned into a chump Team Rocket villain.

>>84979663
Proof Greg never fucked Vidalia: she's still alive

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Whats that Rebecca? We didn't hurt them enough with the Centipede episode? You want us to go after the Jasper fans? Okay!

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>>84979728
Yeesh. Don't get me wrong, Rose is fantastic and all, but sometimes I forget how obsessive people can get about things.

>>84979663
Were her parents named Violet and Dale? https://youtu.be/xnHt2tPZzic

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>>84979816
Her extended hatesex fusion with Lappy awoke some dark feelings

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>>84979816
probably because she's a neet and also her followers are the scum of the fandom

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>>84979736
wow, you're old enough to have kids to watch the show with. i got the same thing as you on the pic, black shirt and everything

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>>84979808
>SHIT THEY SAY THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE
Palling around don't cost nothin'
Singing a song don't cost nothin'
Also nice 808's, Yeezy

>>84979816
All of the things, anon

>>84979751
oh please, Pearl totally did it with him that night Rose got her to try alcohol, I mean they can't show us anything but did you see where they were when they woke up the next day? the implication was pretty strong

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>>84979808
>that get

FUCKING BASED

Wait... so does Greg own the car wash, or just work there?

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>>84979816
It was mostly Alone at Sea but the leaks just keep making things worse and worse for her

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>>84979335
>I watched TV with bismuth because I lost a bet

Sounds right. It's the only scenario that would ever make me wanna hang with sassy black gem that needs no gem.

Will we ever learn the backstory of Rose's boobs?

>>84979663
god damn, shes so damn cute, tho her locks kinda looks familiar
>amethyst copys gregs hair
>Peridot copys vidalias young hair

Why does everyone hate Jasper? She was abused by Lapis...

>>84979916
own

>>84979663
I presume that I'm around their age, but I can't imagine living this kind of lifestyle. I mean, I know Vidalia's got a kid, but she also can afford a house on a retail wage. And Greg is... Well, Greg.

And here I am going to and coming home from work and splitting my time between working out and bullshitting on the computer. I think I'm jealous of cartoon characters. Also
>Greg's nipples

So, next week episodes everyday again or... ?
I'm kinda lost here

>>84979867
Does that mean pearl will be the first in show death?

>>84979916
he owns it I'm 99 percent sure.

He's also its only employee lol

>>84979509
It's incredible what you can do when you put little to no actual effort into it.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10868713
http://www.strawpoll.me/10868713
http://www.strawpoll.me/10868713
http://www.strawpoll.me/10868713

Very important poll.

>>84979930
shh you'll piss of the lapisfags

>>84979948
episodes every day next 2 weeks

>>84979918
>itaintgonnasuckitself.jpg

>>84979948
it's unclear right now but appears to be a yes except friday

>>84979335
I fused with Stevonnie because they needed it

>>84979918
>On your knees, dog

>>84979584
I figured that was more or less how it worked already. Different worlds have different compositions, and if they actually use Peridotite to make Peridots it stands to reason that each world might produce some gems more than others, or be the only ones capable of producing certain types.

Quartz is the second most common mineral on Earth, and the kindergarten we saw was apparently growing more quartz than anything else.

>>84979948
Next week its new episodes everyday except friday with a possible half-hour ep on thursday

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>>84979948
Kinda wondering too if next week is the exception with episodes everyday except Frida-

>>84979983
Oh.

>>84979916

He walked in, took the sign and waited till the owner got there the next morning to murdercock him.

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>>84979918

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>>84979634
coming from a fucking perifag. your waifu is a meme and garbage

Do you think that next season, we're gonna get a new credit song? Love Like You only has one segment left and it isn't a long song so I think there is a possibility we could get another song.

>>84979918
so we know why Amy gets a new outfit

what about Peridot? She's supposed to get a new one too this season

>>84979922
>They were crafted by the heavens themselves as a testament of her pure beauty

>>84979966
>no greg

fuck you

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>>84979335
>I fell in love with Garnet because I lost a bet

The only thing I bet, is that your prediction is bullshit.

I already loved Garnet.

>>84979335
I'd do this but then everyone will know my birthday and figure out who I am irl

>>84980023
It's just the reaction image I used. That's like me calling you a Perifag because of your image.

>>84980034
>Greg, but you couldn't handle his third leg

Damnit you're right.

>>84979935
>Assuming that's not marty's old house he got kicked out of

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>>84979966
>Pearl
>Unfurl
>Amy
>Samey
Get the fucking dictionary from the shelf
Use it to kill yourself

>>84979656
Did japser have a special connection with lapis for calling her Lapis in jailbreak

>>84979930
Lapis at least acknolges how fucked up the whole thing was and regrets it. Jasper just went full yandere about it.

>>84980027
>what about Peridot? She's supposed to get a new one too this season

I keep seeing this but what's the source?

>>84979966
>No Rose.
>No lesser-seen gems like Bloople or Yellow Diamond.
>No fusions.

No deal.

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What are some things you dislike about SU?

I feel like the show is heavily political, but doesn't do politics very well.
All the show's metaphors about abuse and sex come off as awkward and hamfisted to me, some of it isn't consistent either.

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>>84979335
>I ate donuts with Lapis Lazuli because they needed it


ok

>>84979335
I sparred with Amethyst because I wanted to get to know them better. Seems legit.

>>84979935
They know each other since they were teenagers or probably even before anon, alot of stuff can happen in all those years.

>>84979663
Probably none. He probably was helping her out because of what a piece of shit Marty was. Maybe she hung out with him out of some hope that Marty would come back to look for Greg

>>84979335
>I watched tv with blue diamond because I lost a bet

It couldn't be more perfect

>>84980068
>me
>not taking greg's third leg well

lies

>>84979918
>Spoilers ruin most of the episode
>Get over it after a while
>Start getting hyped by what was spoiled, thinking of the possibilities like if Jasper is telling Amethyst to join her in this picture, and she later reforms in a HW outfit and does just that.
>Start to forget the pain
>Tomorrow, we get the first two minutes of the next episode
>They explicitally say what happened in the conclusion of the last leaked episode
Man, this is really starting to get awful now that we're into continuous plot episodes. You really can't get any surprises unless you leave the threads entirely.

>>84979335
i danced with peridot because we enjoy each other company, well i hate to dance but is really cute scenario

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>>84979966
1st answer best answer.

>>84979663
last digit of this post

>>84979966
As much as I love Lapis, being with a girl who's miserable 24-7 seems like such an emotional drain

I might have to choose Amethyst. She may be a bitch, but she's hot, shorter than me, and both willing and able to indulge two of my three most horrible fetishes, plus I can cook with her

>>84979755
We've had our fun,
we attempted to run
we preteneded that we were free

I turned to her
She turned to me
That's when I knew it wasn't meant to be

She got so near
She whispered in my ear
>Smokey Quartz is coming

IT WAS A LEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEAAAK
IT WAS A LEEEE-EEEEEE-EEEAAAK
It was a leak.

>>84980095
Come up with good rhymes for them and I'll add them

>>84980035
>Garnet predicted you would do that

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>>84979335
I fell in love with Jasper because they asked me to

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>>84980150

>>84979918
What if Jasper stomps on her head and poofs her?

>>84979335
I sang with Amethyst because I felt like it!

>>84980123
Blue Diamond has turned into Lrrr of the planet Omicron Persei 8

>>84980189
>Anon! Fall in love with me!

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>>84979641
>imblyerino

I think Team Rocket Jasper will be fun for a short spell.

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>>84980153
Well obviously it's just some inside joke.

Lapis can and has shown that she can be happy.

>>84980124
>Implying every girl Greg ever fucked isnt dead
You keep telling yourself that

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>>84980106
>Most of the main cast isn't developed
>Too many things still not answered and we're going to be half way through the show
>Garnet locks away potential while she does nothing, i wouldn't mind this if she didn't do this for a whole season
>So much focus on the humans and hopefully relying on all that time developing them pays off otherwise it's just wasted effort.
>The protagonist doesn't ask as many questions as he should
>This show should have ended at the start of 2016 on a normal schedule and should not have attracted tumblr infamy.

This is just a few problems.

>>84980077
She was directly referring to her, it's clear that Home World gems use the preface "the" when referring to gems they do not care about.
YD says "Where is The Jasper"

When referring to them when they are present they don't use "the" preface, only when they are not there.

So, yes they did have a special connection, that connection being that they were in each other's presence.

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>>84979808
I would buy the hell out of an MC Bear Bear

Someone post the BOUND 2 edit

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>>84980189
Rest in peace, anon

>>84980199
check'd

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>>84979335
I danced with Amethyst because she asked me to.

>>84980218
>Greg only ever fucked one girl

How sad for him.

>>84979335
>I ate donuts with Jasper because we enjoyed each other's company
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>84980106
i agree that it's a bit political - but it only seems to be with things like homosexuality, abuse, and "grow up you fucking hippie your liberal arts degree is trash"

>>84979335

I read a book with Yellow Diamond because I had nothing better to do.
bitch read 50 Shades of Grey and wouldn't stop asking questions.

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I like Jasper. Who else likes Jasper?

>>84979885

the watery fist looks like a giant water dildo.

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>>84980267

>>84980267
Lapis

>>84980106
>>84980247

I only think it's political if you overanalyze it.

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>>84980222
>Most of the main cast isn't developed

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>>84980267

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Tonight's episode was probably my favorite from Summer of Steven so far. The Young Greg episodes in general are some of my favorites though. Can't wait for more!

My internet is being throttled like crazy tonight, probably for excessive downloading >_>

Anyway, anyone have any art requests?

>>84980153
Yeah, while amethyst is kind of a dick, she's the most relatable to an actual person and in term of people to date, she would have the least problems in doing so
But she's obviously not the hottest, even if she is the best option

>>84979335
I sparred with Sapphire because they asked me to.

Is Sapphire going to beat me up?

So did Jasper stick her dick in crazy, or did crazy stick dick in her

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>>84980267
I did until she attacked best gem

I hope Amethyst fucking shatters you

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>>84979935
No need to assume anon.
Greg said he met the gems when he was 22 in Steven's Birthday.
Marty doesn't seem to be around, so it can be assumed he really did leave when Greg kicked him to the curb or at least shortly after.
So he had to have knocked up Vidalia somepoint soon after Greg met the Gems.
Sour Cream appears to be 1 year old at most in the episode.

Thus, it can be concluded, that Greg was about 23 years old during the events of this episode.

And, assuming this was sometime near the "Mudnado" which was 15 years ago, and going off how old SC seems to be, we can assume all the flashbacks took place 16-17 years ago.
That'd make modern Greg 38-39 years old.

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>>84979335
>I made music with Yellow Diamond because we enjoy each other's company

just hangin' out singing the song that ends the world

>>84979335
I read a book with Pearl because I love them

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>>84980308
gave me a laugh anon, thanks

>>84979509
By not interacting with humans on an everyday basis for a long period of time, particularly the same groups of humans... so you never see them "grow up"

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>>84980290

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>>84980311
Centipeetle with saying: "I seriously hope you guys don't do this" with a questioning look on her face

>>84980189
>Being forced to love jasper by jasper
It sounds like something she'd do

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>>84980323
>implying anyone cares or asked

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>>84980267
>hey look i like jasper
>lol im so wacky and unique

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>>84980338

>>84980293
>I only think it's political if you overanalyze it.
Steven Universe is objectively and obviously political, there's no disputing this.

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>>84980222

Get used to it, buddy.

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jaspearl or bust

POST CUTE POILS

>>84980311
anything centipeetle

>>84980321
This, I'm a Lapisfag but Jasper and her butting heads seems kinda normal to me.

Jasper fucking with Amethyst feels like a slap in the face.

>>84979966
Why can't I marry Lion?

>>84980318
It was two dicks sticking their dicks in the other's crazy

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>>84980267
Me, but I can't post much because I'm watching Dirty Pair.

>>84980311
Amethyst messing with Jasper by pretending to be Lapis

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>>84980311
Rose in her swimsuit from this promo?

I'm going to bed right now, so if you end up doing it thank you in advance!

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>>84980380

>>84980370

When you spend all day on an imageboard dedicated to overanalyzing cartoons, then yes, it can seem this way.

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>We could fly!

What did she mean by this?

>>84980244
You think it was a one and done
You KNOW they fucked tons before she died

>>84980397
>mutual crazy docking

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Reminder that Jasper is amassing an army of corrupted gem servants and is the villain of S3.

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>>84980380

>>84980189
>Years Later
>I'm breaking up with you
>No you're not
>No I'm not

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>>84980323
>MFW a fan of this show but am a straight male

>>84979335
>I sparred with Yellow pearl because they asked me too.
>Implying I'm not hurriedly putting on an orange shirt right now.

>>84980427

Better question

If she likes flying so much why the fuck doesn't she just shapeshift some wings? She ain't an era II Jasper, she's from the first war

Bitch should be able to turn into a damn dragon

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>>84980427
It meant

WE COULD
> F L Y !

>>84979335
I sparred with Centipeedle because they needed it.

...H-Happy birthday.

>>84980444
This shit would make a rad album cover.

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>>84980267
I got yo number

>>84980311
Peridot, Lapis, and Amethyst riding and racing Centipeetles.

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>>84980444
nice digits btw

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>>84980444
FUCKING FUKC

WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

FUCK ME FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

FUCK

FUCK

FUCKING FUCK ME IN MY FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>84980332
well if you're a rock person, yes

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>>84980321
>>84980391
What did she do to Amethyst?

>>84979808
>THE GOOD LIFE
>IT FEEL LIKE MIAMI, IT FEEL LIKE LA
>IT FEEL LIKE NY, SUMMERTIME CHI, AAAHHH

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>>84979918
>>84979975
Have a shitty edit

will Steven poof this bomb? Y/N

>>84979935
Honestly, it's probably her parents' house.

>>84980321
we don't know she attacked her

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>>84980267
No one with any taste since she has hit the best gem TWICE
She deserves nothing but shattering.

>>84980427

Imagine what a big, meaty lug like Jasper -who can't even buy ice creams at the store without cracking the pavement as she walks- must feel when she suddenly becomes capable of soaring among the clouds like a bird.

>>84980106
Schedule (duh)
The writing started getting a lot more blatant and simple at some point during season 2
Some of the townie episodes should have more magic or more of the Gems

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>>84980408

>>84980492
spoilers from Tuesdays episode, we aren't 100% sure yet, since the screenshots could have bad context but it doesn't look good

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friendly remindeer that Steven visits /vg/'s /hbg/ to play SNES games on GCN via emulators

>>84980106
I dislike townie episodes. I'd rather just watch cute girls fuck up monsters of the week.

>>84980489
This is exactly how I feel right now.

I blame CN for this shit, these leaks are all their fault.

>>84980489
kek

>>84980502
Spread this on reddit and tumblr really casually

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>>84979335
>I danced with Lars because they needed it.
Well fuck you, image on the internet. I'm not helping out that faggot ever.

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>>84980323

4 u

>>84980313
Lapis is hotter, but Amethyst is pretty cute when she's not off-model. That said, she might be a lot less cute since she's a dwarf and all, but on the other hand she chooses how she looks.

Actually, that might not be a good thing. I'm worried she'd be the kind of person to turn into a fat hairy dude right as I'm about to nut to see the look on my face

>>84980189
must be nice all i got was watching tv with centipeedle because i lost a bet

>>84980444
N-no... she's getting r-redeemed...!

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>>84980444
This is a really bad shop.

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>>84980311
This but with pearl

>>84980526
Speak english mr video game man

>>84980222
It almost needs a supplementary comic series to explain all the shit that isnt done on the show.

>>84980536

>pic

is that libertarian lars or something?

>>84980444
>84980444
Trips confirm Jasper is evil and irredeemable.

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>They burst out of the ground already knowing what they are supposed to be.
>And that's what they are...
>Forever.
Did Rose change caste?

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>>84979335
>I sparred with Malachite because I lost a bet
That's not fair man. She can FLY

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>>84979335
>I watched TV with Jasper because we enjoy each other's company

PERFECT SCENARIO

DO YOU GUY'S THINK WE'LL GET MARRIED?

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>>84979335

I cosplayed as Lapis because I love her.

Wow, pretty spot on.

>>84980578
It's Whiny Cunt Lars.

Also known as regular Lars.

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>>84980560
Faggot, at least give the man the actual image to reference.

>>84980370
"Political" implies it either deals with explicitly political themes or tries to push a political agenda. And no, "being gay is okay" is not a political agenda.

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>>84980525
>Jasper is the main villain of season three
Time to stop watching this shit show.

>>84980095
>no fusions
Are you new?

>>84980586
she is clearly talking about the majority of gem society, the Crystal Gems are clear exceptions to the norms she explains

>>84979335
I fell in love with Pearl because I love them.

That doesn't even make sense.

>>84980558
>Shop
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i148/CARE1007271600013148_003_1280x720.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i148/CARE1007271600013148_004_1280x720.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i148/CARE1007271600013148_005_1280x720.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i148/CARE1007271600013148_006_1280x720.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i148/CARE1007271600013148_007_1280x720.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i148/CARE1007271600013148_008_1280x720.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i148/CARE1007271600013148_009_1280x720.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i148/CARE1007271600013148_010_1280x720.jpg
http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/CARTOON/site/Images/i148/CARE1007271600013148_011_1280x720.jpg
http://ht.cdn.turner.com/toon/big/preview/tve/CARE1007271600013148_B13R1.mp4

Sure.

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>>84979808
>808
fucking legend

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>>84980578
Well, this was the original.

>>84980311

I want you to do this:

>>84980484

But instead of racing the Centipeetles, Peri, Amy, and Lapples are all dressed like cowboys. They're riding the Centipeetles on an old west cattle drive, but instead of cows it's like... chickens or watermelon Stevens or something.

>>84980444

damn, Jasper's got a set of hips like a fleet of ships.

>bought two blindboxes/bags
>both Amethyst
Whoever came up with the blindbox system should be publicly executed. I don't even hate Amethyst, but I thought I felt Peridot's hair in the bag and my hopes were raised and dashed. There's no reason why I shouldn't be able to give a toy company money for the toy I actually want.

Does the blindbox system even boost sales? I know that if it wasn't gambling on who I'd get I'd buy a Rose, a Lapis, and a Peridot, so they missed out on at least one sale from me.

>>84980628
Did you post this as if its good art or attractive or something? That is horrendously ugly.

>>84979335
>I sang with lion because they needed it
"That roar was off key, let's try again. From the top-"

>>84980489
It's shooped

>>84980267
Jasper has basically fucked with everyone's waifus at this point. I think the only one left is Pearl.

>>84980587

I had forgotten all about this face

All of a sudden Jasper being so entrance by fusion starts to seem like it had a little set up before. I mean, look at that fucking face.

She's like "oh my god this is so fucking cool I can squish them all if I want, they're throwing everything I have but I'm fucking invisible holy shit why haven't I done this before"

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>>84979808
such an American Boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY

>>84980639
That 1000 yard stare tho. It's like she is lost in personal thought, like at one point she resented what she was "supposed to be".

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>>84980628
no its gonna be ok, Amethyst is gonna end up way cooler after these 2 episode and then probably kick Bismuth's ass too

and then she is gonna fuse with Peridot and shut down Lapidot shippers forever

oh god I've slipped from the depression stage to the denial stage

>>84980675
>filename
I keked.

>>84980620

It doesn't even say anything about being gay, gay people just exist. It seems like a lot of people think that the existence of gay people in something is "pushing an agenda" and shouldn't happen.

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>>84980189

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>>84980586
she can't escape what she is

I am I the only one that thinks Amethyst has been a lot cuter this season?

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>>84979918
I really want to know how Jasper will treat Pearl now

>>84980669
Its not even waifus she is just a mean person who is intentionally hurtful to people. Jasper is a bitch.

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>>84980745
It always depends on the episode.

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>>84980644
Rebecca Sugar was a mistake.

>>84980705
I don't give a fuck about Amethyst.

>>84980542
I kinda like shorter girls, so amy would not be a bad option
She also has almost no issues and acts like a pretty normal person compared to the other options, so she would probably be the best one for me, at least
I dunno, you like what you want, but here's my reason for my choice

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>>84979335
>I fell in love with Sardonyx because they asked me to

Holy fuck

>>84980670

yeah or maybe that time she literally talked about how glad she was she discovered the power of fusion

>>84980745
No she was an asshole as usual and didn't watch Connie and Steven train in the preview

>>84980738
When in doubt, destroy things.

>>84979918
well thank you asshole for ruin me new episodes
why i still come here?

>People think it's a shoop when the preview of the episode literally mentions jasper fucking around in Gem Hunt
lol

>>84980745
More Amethyst appearance drawn by Lauren and Hillary.

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>>84980644
friendly reminder that we Robots now.
to hell with lekers (unless the leaker is Madridista, he's a pretty cool guy).

sug (dot) rocks/leaks.html

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>>84980738
Requesting an edit of pic related with the crystal gems and Rose as ralph.

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Fellow suicidal Jasperfags, WYA?

>>84979335
>I talked to Connie because I lost a bet

I'm not surprised at all.

December 8, Purple shirtfags are lucky.

>>84980416
Oh shit yeah fuckin this, that'd be cute as hell

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>>84980745
>>84980767
i was sort of lukewarm to amethyst for a while (never really hated her, i don't particularly hate any character. she just wasn't too notable to me) but upon rewatching the series and with some reason episodes she's been warming up to me.

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>Rebecca Sugar made some comment in an interview about a year ago about how there was going to be "more to Jasper than people think"
>everyone thought it would be Jasperdemption and/or tragic backstory
>instead it's Jasper going fusion-crazy, lusting after Lapis in a masochistic way, and amassing an army of gem monsters to do her bidding