Birdmom is lurking Edition
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>Greg the Babysitter
https://mega.nz/#F!vEgiyCCT!PJ2AgHkl40F2-n58D9gQ6g
>Alone at Sea
https://mega.nz/#!c1J11TLC!zw0VOG9Qp8r4MaIjZUvljabqVcwRXehNCTlDemU-1Qg
>Monster Reunion
https://mega.nz/#!CNFBXKoJ!8eiww2NiigXqdO77mFj8U2uSr29CrFnsLM4m9X_ssDc
>Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
https://mega.nz/#F!FoohzL6D!Yq87tipZpya4c-qtm-6BlA
>Restaurant Wars
https://mega.nz/#!KgEAACAC!Ze3wDanlSprWXsT2wRHXFVdY9MpFhOsIxHSBOqWwFsg
>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LINKS TO SPOILERS BEGIN HERE]
>iTunes Sneak Peek for Bismuth
http://youtu.be/p7F_qqJlfI4
>2-min clips and screenshots from CN's server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>LEAK BOT
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
>Steven's Summer Adventure running every weeknight for 4 weeks starting from July 18
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/07/07/steven-universe-uzo-aduba-bismuth
http://youtu.be/3CpKsFdAY5w
http://youtu.be/9O9mnVtBaxE
>SDCC Steven Universe Panel
https://mega.nz/#!YYhkEaZZ!-mydwVkQAbQyx0CsH7yp34pG6MquXMPkNbkFbPuXzlU
>SDCC Lauren Zuke's SU Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!M4tE3YLb!9oBoy3l9CtQ3VK9F2bHlUA
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse Tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Peridot's Twitter
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/subject/sug/
who else wants to give young greg___a bath?___
I keep forgetting to check for the episode leaks, I'm gonna watch it now
>>84965320
Why?
>leaker was right so far
>jasper willpoof amethyst, fuse with the slinker and destroy the barn which is a supposedly funny episode
goddamn im hype
>>84965305
I feel like washing in sea water isn't the best way to get clean
>>84965290
We're back, baby!
>>84965320
>Not spoilering that shit
Already off to a good start.
First for Pearlidot
>>84965347
because
Here we go.
>>84965320
God dammit, spoiler this!
Also, already knownsee the leak bot
>>84965320
No you're not
>>84965238
They might have not even realized how powerful she is if they didn't have a planet with tons of water.
Also if Lapis WAS sent as a weapon/terraformer, how did she fail? One Lapis could totally ruin the Earth, and we know she isn't the only Lapis Lazuli. Why wouldn't the Crystal Gems recognize her as a threat? Why didn't Homeworld just send her back to Earth and tell her to wipe the CGs out? Why would they send her back to Earth as something as meaningless as a liaison?
Hey... whatever happened to baby Sour Cream?
>>84965320
Spoil you fuck.
>>84965348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_FO9p8Xdg
>>84965335
And they say /pol/ works as a containment board...
>>84965290
You have five minutes to explain how BCD wasn't the best episode of the nuke.protip: you can't.
Why is Sour Cream such a cool baby?
a reminder
>>84965320
Woah thanks anon
>>84965320
>Jasper is going fucking bonkers out in the wilderness smashing rocks together
jesus this is wonderful, didn't peg jasper as unstable, but then again lord knows what went on for six thousand years on homeworld, or what the hell she saw during the war.
this is going to be a wild ride I will say that.
>>84965220
Lapis is way stronger than Jasper, and Jasper knows this. She couldn't force a fusion without convincing Lapis to go through with it.
Plus, they mind melded. Jasper enjoyed fusion, knows Lapis enjoyed it too, and can't imagine that someone wouldn't want to re fuse.
>>84965396
That's a weird way to spell Monster Reunion, anon.
>>84965396
Because Mr. Greg and Alone at Sea exist.
>>84965353
It's fine. Most of the cleanliness of bathing comes from the scrub itself and not so much from the chemicals used (which are mostly for smelling nice.).
>>84965439
>liking filler
BCD actually added something of substance to the show.
well fuck i made a thread
use it for next thread, i guess!
>>84965329
>>84965329
>>84965329
>>84965362
this ship is deader than jasper's chance at redemption but i still love it
>>84965396
That's not Restaurant Wars
>>84965335
That's why psychologists evaluate you for it. Now take this to lgbt or whatever
>>84965435
>didn't peg jasper as unstable, but then again lord knows what went on for six thousand years on homeworld, or what the hell she saw during the war
It's because of fusing into Malachite, anon.
>>84965435
Its obvious that her time in Malachite fucked her up a lot. She needs help, but there's no way to get her help with out anyone taking her down. Its gonna be difficult, but I have faith in the crew to see her arc end on a good note.
>>84965373
Well Lapis said that she was just "visiting", maybe she was some sort of Gem Royalty or something?
>>84965464
It's gonna get deleted before page 10.
Sorry mang.
>>84965320
>Jasper
Hopal for moreJaspeal
>>84965451
>>84965471
>all this shit taste
You philistines wouldn't know a good episode if it hit you on the face.
Hooray for Lapis!;_;
>>84965507
BCD was fucking awful, anon. Out of character nonsense just to make a few Initial D jokes?
>>84965474
>>84965335
>unironic gender discussion
If my time in /hsg/ has taught me anything, this means it's time to turn the fuck back.
Why is Rose so mad at /sug/
>>84965320
episode seems cute
>>84965389
Sadly, the "Special Snowflake Gender" imbeciles eat up series like Steven Universe, whether we like it or not (I sure don't).
It's more ridiculous the more you read about it:
http://nonbinary.org/wiki/Neutrois
http://nonbinary.org/wiki/Maverique
http://nonbinary.org/wiki/Epicene
http://nonbinary.org/wiki/Lunagender
And especially:
http://nonbinary.org/wiki/Xenogender
>>84965290
Is it true that Loud House reruns have been beating SU in the ratings?
>>84965335
Whoa, where was I when all this transgender discussion started cropping up?
Based on my personal research on the matter, it's safe to just say that some men are born with vaginas, and some women are born with penises. The consequences and results of which, result in a person being "transgender".
Incidentally I feel too much stock is placed on the whole "identity" angle and that's why so many cisgender people assume it's a mental illness or whatever.
For me, it's not about "identity", it's a matter of being. My choice to transition isn't out of obligation, but rather a desire. It just so happens, I never liked all this excess body hair. Estrogen will get rid of some of it. Cool. I don't mind having breasts. So, bonus.
Virtually all of the effects of testosterone do not appeal to me, but unfortunately, the genitals I was born with produce nothing but testosterone, so it kind of forces my hand a bit.
It's also important to note, the experience is different for every transgender person. Mines isn't wholly unique.
>>84965320
Eat shit and die
>>84965479
It's kinda weird that they are treating her as a bad guy when she's literally sick.
>>84965539
>Xenogender
So i can sexually identify as a xenomorph from Alien
>>84965530
Why is Sour Cream so smug?
>>84965348
I'll be really disappointed ifJasper poofs Amethyst and not Steven. I was hoping for serious conflict between them. Also I don't understand how Jasper could fuse with corrupted gems, how would it even happen?
>>84965551
A crazy person who wants to kill you still wants to kill you, anon.
>>84965525
But it wasn't out of character or nonsense.
Does anyone have that post explaining how BCD was good?
>>84965464
It might be deleted until then. btw, grab the new OP text.
I've been the OP 4 times in a row, but I'm heading to bed rnwho GMT+2 here?so you can open the next thread
>>84965540
Yeah, Loud House is much better show that's why
I want to see Jasper screaming: "UNLIMITED POWEEEEEER" when fusing,
>>84965348
I guess that's why Amethyst's clothes between now and Bismuth. But where will Lapis and Peridot live now?
>>84965527
We can turn this around by posting space rocks extra hard
>>84965551
Steven is treating her like a bad guy, Lapis briefly felt sorry for her, and I imagine Garnet will show pity once she sees how far Jasper has gone just to feel different again.
Pearl.
what the FUCK are people talking about with Peridot flying on trash lids and running around with pizzas??
>>84965353
It's a good way to get pretty salty, but it beats stewing in your own sweat and grime.
My mom actually used to recommend seawater to wash wounds and treat other such small ailments, but I think that was mostly just bunk leftover from her hippie days.
>>84965530
She saw all the shitposting about Greg.
>jasper probably used to be one of homeworld's strongest, fiercest and most loyal warriors
>she's probably one of the few first generation gems that is still alive
>now she's nothing more but a literal drug addicted slut
fuck lapis
>>84965570
Nothing justifies how Steven acts in that episode, anon. You could post at me until your fingers bleed, it won't make a difference. He needed to be angry at Kevin for the plot to work, and that's why he's angry.
>>84965606
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
Zuke's RPing as memedot livestreaming each ep
>>84965568
Maybe shefuses with them just as they form their bodies, so its easier to mix her energy with theirs?
Hey guys its me Jasper I'm hunting for gems to get stronger now don't mind me
>>84965617
>>84965575
This. Why is TLH so much better?
>>84965530
I dunno, that thread was like 80% people fawning over her and Greg.
>>84965611
LEWD-ipeedle
Rose is fucking STRONK
>>84965565
He's half Marty and half Vidalia and hasn't developed any life experience yet.
>>84965220
Its always been a relationship, but yeah. They always treated it as its own thing generally with just parallels. The way Jasper talked was just flat out a full "jealous boyfriend" routine right down to some extremely awkwardly corny and out of place feeling lines. I really wanted to be a fan of Alone at Sea because of it's story impact, but it was so sloppily handled.
>>84965162
It depends on the parties involved and why they're fused. Malachite and Sugilite were formed out of a desire for power and brought out their worst traits. Opal was formed out of a common goal and thus, is hard to keep up but is stable when there. Garnet completes what these 2 tiny gems feel like they're missing and can keep that up all the time.
>>84965568Maybe jasper grafts their gems onto hers. Like the cluster experiments.
>>84965574
thanks OP!
>>84965525
even if steven was ooc (he wasn't) how does that alone make it "fucking awful"? i must be missing something. why are a few of you guys so triggered
>>84965625
Has gotten angry before; Steven wears his emotions on his sleeve which is why his anger is explainable. Plus, Kevin was a dick to Stevonnie and Greg.
After looking around on the Internet, I couldn't find any fanfics of Matt Burnett, so I decided to write my one. I did it all in one go, mainly while kind of masturbating, and I haven't even had the chance to review it, so please don't be too harsh on me! Here it is:
Matt woke up with an aching head. He didn't remember having gone to sleep; The last thing he recalled having been doing was attending one of Rebecca's “meetings” where she forced everyone to watch reruns of Sailor Moon and other weird chinese cartoons under the guise of “team building”. He didn't really mind this much, since he could just sit at the back of the room and go on twitter to take his mind off of Rebecca's “yoori” (?) cartoons and keep himself awake. Had he fallen asleep this time? Why had no one waken him up? This didn't look like the studio anyway, where the fuck was he?
Matt got up and started looking around. Something was definitely off about this place – the only light in the room came in from under a door and it smelled like cheetos and body odor. It looked and smelled more like a hotel room at a cosplaying convention than anything else.
Matt heard a knocking.
“Laramie? Son? It's 11 a.m., you've got to get up for school already. Please, at least go to your afternoon classes. Mom and I will give you some more spending money if you get up… Please Lars. Are you awake? Can you hear me?”
Matt realised he was in someone's house. He'd literally snuck into a kid's room in the middle of the night and crashed there. He was almost shitting himself, when he suddenly heard a voice coming from the other side of the room - “FUCK OFF DAD, I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY, AND IF YOU COME CALL ME AGAIN I WON'T GO TOMORROW EITHER” - at this point, Matt literally pissed himself a little. He was definitely going to stop mixing cocaine and alcohol this time - “NOW LEAVE ME ALONE! AND DON'T CALL ME LARAMIE”.
>>84965632
ok that's cool jasper
>>84965667
That takes thousands of years of pressure.
Will Jasper get ahumandom?
>>84965530
spoilers
>>84965652
I love how even she resorts to smashing stuff when she gets angry.
>>84965681
“O-Ok Lara-Lars! Wh-What do you want for breakfast?” “I WANT YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF, LEAVE ME ALONE” “O-Ok!”
Matt had no idea of what to do. He was on the verge of literally shitting himself. He had to get out of the house, get back to his place and smoke a few bowls to calm himself down. What would he do if he were caught? He couldn't go to jail again, he wasn't a kid anymore, they wouldn't go easy on him this time. In the middle of thinking about this, he realised something daunting – “Lars”. The attitude. The dad's subservience. This was like a scene out of Steven Universe. He started piecing the facts together: “I can't remember anything from last night, I'm in a room that smells of cosplaying convention and there's someone here called Lars.”, he thought. “I must've been kidnapped and dragged into some sort of mentally derranged cosplaying event”, he concluded. At this point, Matt was less afraid and more furious – why was he being dragged into this grotesque display of mental illness? It was at this point that Matt, true to his drugged out inebriated form, decided that the best course of action was to try to “interrogate” the kidnapper in his room. With a quick jump, Matt got on the bed, on top of the kidnapper, and got his hands around the criminal's neck.
“I don't know who you are, but you clearly know who I am. I don't want to take a part in your sick fantasy. You don't know me and we are not friends; Watching a show that I work on does not give you the right to interact with me.” - Matt said, as the kidnapper squirmed under his purposefully crushing weight - “I am going to stop strangling you now, and you're going to tell me why you brought me here and we're going to discuss how you're going to let me out. If you scream, I will literally break your neck”. Matt let go of his neck, pinning his shoulders to the bed instead.
“Wh-Who are you?”, said the kidnapper in a cowardly manner.
>>84965530
Because she's the worst gem.
>>84965671
It's because tumblr liked it.
>>84965688
>It's Onion
>>84965636
more waifus, cheep but effective move
>>84965617
>Lapis shows that she could literally beat Jasper with one punch
>She chose to fuse and keep her down just because she's a horrible person
It would be great if the show pulls a 180 and all of as a sudden, it comes to light how evil Lapis truly is.
But, it won't, because Steven is always right and he declared Jasper to be horrible and evil and shit.
>>84965701
“I am Matt Burnett and you tried to kidnap me.”
“I d-don't kn-know you.”
“I'll strangle you. Where's the light switch?”
“O-Over there.” - The perpetrator, at this point a victim himself, pointed to a wall.
“I'm going to get up and turn the lights on. If you get up, I will strangle you. If you scream, I will strangle you. If you do anything at all, I will strangle you.” - Matt got up and fumbled his way to the wall, turning the light on. He looked around the room. It looked like a teen's room, with clothes and trash thrown on the floor, a computer, a closet, a mirror, a bed and not much else. Weirdly, everything's colour seemed to “pop out”. “What is this place? Are you a kid? Why did you bring me here?” Matt asked as he walked towards the bed.
As he got close to the bed again and actually looked at his kidnapper, Matt nearly fainted. The kid was literally Lars from Steven Universe, naked, on his bed. It was as if the cartoon had come to life right before his eyes, leaving him speechless. “Th-this is my room, I'm a t-teen. I d-didn't bring you he-here...”, Lars said, on the verge of crying.
“Y-You're Lars. You're Lars. You're...” Matt kept repeating to himself, while looking at the teen, both of them pale as ghosts.
“Y-Yes… My name is Lars. Wh-who are you?”
“I'm Matt Burnett, and I'm a writer on Steven Universe. You don't know me?”
“Writer…? I know Steven Universe. I can take you to him if you want. Just please don't hurt me”
“ “Take” me to Steven Universe? What do you mean?”
“I can take you to Steven, he lives down on the beach with his weird cosplayer aunts. I can take you to his house if you want”
“Cosplayer aunts…? The Crystal Gems?… I'm – no, this isn't possible – I'm inside a cartoon? - No? Yes? I mean, I can't -”. “Lars, show me your penis.”, he said in an authoritative voice.
>>84965396
The best episodes were Too Short to Ride, Monster Reunion, and Greg the Babysitter. Beach City Drift was too caught up in being a giant reference. It was trying too hard to be a character moment to be funny but was too caught up in the parody to be good character development.
>>84965728
Jaspers and endgame team member.
>>84965652
she's a gem who started a fucking rebellion, what do you think?????
>>84965320
Where is your proof this is real?
>>84965730
Lars pulled his bedsheets off revealing his body to the stranger in his room. He was afraid of what this man wanted to do to him, but he couldn't help his cock from pulsating wildly after this handsome, buff man had just straddled him, asphyxiated him and started ordering him around like a little bitch.
“No, this isn't possible. This isn't a cartoon, you're not Lars. Cartoon Network would never let us draw this. What the fuck is going on here? Am I still high? I don't know what's happening, it feels so real… Is this real, Lars?”
“I-I think so?”
At this point, Matt had already noticed the boy's obvious erection, as well as his own penis twitching in his pants. He was obviously having a fucked up trip from the LSD tablets Zuke had pressured him into buying the other day. He decided to make the best of a bad situation, and at least enjoy himself before he came crashing back down.
“Okay Lars, here's the thing: You're not real. I'm tripping right now, and for some reason my brain brought me here. We're both hard, so obviously my brain wants us to fuck. I am going to fuck you Lars, and you are going to let me.”
Lars' cock was basically a flagpole at this point, if flagpoles had a hole at the end for precum to come out of. He was afraid, but he was more afraid of what this lunatic would do if he refused. He decided to just roll with it, since he was already used to bottoming for Buck anyway and it would probably be over quick.
“Do you have any lube or condoms?”
“I have lube, but not condoms, Buck and I usually do it raw...” Lars reached for the lube from his nightstand. This was actually happening, he was actually going to let himself get raped for real for the first time! At this point, all of the fear was being replaced with lust. This man had a nice build and seemed very commanding and sexually dominating.
>>84965687
But, what if she usesa bedazzler?
>>84965712
Anon said human, you silly goose.
>>84965320
Now you fucked up with that spoiler leak
When will the gems go into Steven's dreams?
>Lapis is actually Blue Diamond's prototype rapid assault one-gem murderer who has razed entire civilizations
>Travels under the guise of a courier
>>84965671
>Steven is OOC (he was)
>nothing happens
>it's literally just Initial D references
>Stevonnie is totally wasted on a filler episode
>moral is as barebones as it gets
It was a boring, bad episode.
>>84965673
Yes, he has gotten angry before, but Steven was at HATE levels right from the start. It would've made more sense for him to build up to those levels. But he's irrationally angry right from the start in order for the race to happen.
It's definitely one of the worst episodes of this cluster of new ones, and I'd rank it pretty low for the entire show as well.
>>84965753
“Are you clean Lars?”
“YeEeEeE-” Lars was cut off by Matt shoving a finger inside him before he could reply. Matt pulled the finger out and examined it “Not a bit of poop in the shute. Nice work. Now turn around, ass up, face down.” Lars complied, and Matt got behind him on all fours. “Ever had your boypussy eaten out, Lars?” “N-No, usually Buck just lets me suck him and then fucks me”. “What a douche, that's just plain rude...” Matt held Lars' cheeks apart and started rimming him, first licking around the outside of his hole, and then driving his tongue in and out, fucking him. Lars was moaning as low as he could, to avoid getting his parents' attention. He was loving every second of this, it felt completely slutty and wrong, but also right in a way. Matt, on the other hand, was enjoying himself silently, tasting the sweet, surprisingly clean and fresh boy's hole.
Just as he was really letting himself get into it, Lars felt Matt slap his butt. “Turn around, it's your turn to use your mouth”. Lars complied by turning around. He started opening Matt's pants and getting into his meat, all while looking up at him with that coy, slutty-while-pretending-not-to-be-so look Buck loved so much. It obviously worked, because when he pulled Matt's boxer briefs' down, he was slapped in the nose by his springing cock. It was a beautiful uncut piece of meat, at least 8'' long and about 2.3'' thick, easily the biggest Lars had ever seen in real life. It smelled musky with a hint of piss, which just served to turn Lars, the fuckpig he was, on even more. Matt grabbed him by his hair and started teasing his mouth, slapping his face with his cock, forcefully passing the boy's mouth across his cock and sometimes slapping him across the face with his other hand.
>>84965755
Well shit anon, then she would be unstoppable.
>>84965748
see
>>84965363
And
http://ht.cdn.turner.com/toon/big/preview/tve/CARE1007271600013150_B13R1.mp4
All three are from CN's servers
Yo, Fryman, the bits.
Wait is the full Gem Hunt episode leaked? Link, please?
>>84965779
Eventually, he changed to grabbing Lars' head by the neck and driving his cock into his mouth. Lars could barely handle Matt Burnett's throbbing monstercock, but did his best to control his gag reflex. Matt, not wanting to get puked on, tried not to force the boy too much, pulling back and letting him breathe occasionally, but this wasn't enough for Matt: He started choking Lars while shoving his cock inside his mouth, well into his throat. Lars started struggling and trying to fight back, but Matt was having none of it and kept asphyxiating the boy until he started crying and making gurgling sounds; Only at this point did Matt relent and stop choking the boy. “You did good Lars”, he said, and spat in his mouth, following it with a backhanded slap. Lars was crying and trying to catch his breath, but made no objections and stayed there. Matt asked him if he was ok – he was a drunk and a sadist, but not a monster. Lars nodded and gave him that slutty, coy look he did so well. Matt grinned and turned the boy around, lubing his still-wet ass up, and his own cock. “Hold your cheeks apart, and don't touch your cock”, Matt groaned as he started pushing himself into Lars.
>>84965803
No not yet just a clip
>>84965803
No, just the first two minutes.
>>84965728
>it comes to light how evil Lapis truly is.
We've known for a long time that Lapis isn't a good person
>>84965530
I love how even after 5000+ years of trying to be chill and sweet natured she's still a quartz in the end, and will revert to her programming/instincts when stressed.
>>84965806
Lars complied, and lied there taking Matt's thick monster into his boypussy. He'd never been fucked so viciously by anyone, but he was handling it surprisingly well, and, funnily enough, the only thing he could think of was how he couldn't go back to Buck after this – he needed Matt's cock and aggressiveness from now on, his raw masculinity pumped deep into his twink little ass. At this point, Matt had gotten about three fourths of his cock into Lars, whose ass literally could not take any more. The boy was obviously in pain, biting the pillow and red as an apple. Matt actually felt a twinge of compassion, and pushed the boy down, making him lie fully on the bed, pressing his cock against the mattress. Matt started fucking the boy, pulling out and pushing back in, and rythmically making him rub himself against the mattress. After a few minutes of this, Lars started moaning more intensely and Matt could feel his ass contracting around his dick – he was going to cum. He started pounding the boy's hole faster and faster, to the point where he was hurting himself – but it didn't matter, and he soon shot his load deep into the boy, who had already started shooting his own onto the mattress. Matt just laid there, on top of the boy, crushing him, no longer caring about when his trip would end, or whether anyone found out about them – he had just had the best sex of his life, and he had finally gotten away from Rebecca and Lauren's bullshit at the studio. Matt hugged Lars from behind and pulled himself out of the boy, lying there with him in perfect harmony. Life was good for Mr. Burnett.
>>84965721
Better than SU's "waifus", holy shit.
>>84965363
>>84965786
Please use spoilers, anon.
here's amethyst
>>84965320
>http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
Jasper is collecting corrupted gems to try and fuse with them.
I remembered today that I made a gemsona years ago.
you're not a lappypologist, are you anon?
>"La...pis..."
>>84965832
Now she's a cookie eating monster
>>84965740
>liking filler
How's it like having shit taste?
>>84965819
The show acts like she is the most innocent and perfect. Regardless of what she does.
>>84965770
Nah
>>84965681
>>84965701
>>84965730
>>84965753
>>84965779
>>84965806
>>84965835
And that's all
Any criticisms? Some parts were a bit rushed, but overall, I'm happy with the end result, considering I did it all in one sitting and that there isn't any other Matt x Lars fanfic out there to compare to.
Does Jenny play air guitar to Smoke on the Water?
>>84965774
The rest of the other episodes were way worse.
>>84965862
>>84965542
>Incidentally I feel too much stock is placed on the whole "identity" angle and that's why so many cisgender people assume it's a mental illness or whatever.
I'd say it's more a matter of people not realizing that the human mind is something that actually exist. People tend to think of thoughts and emotions and the like as things that aren't "really" real, something that only appears to exist but has no objective presence.
In truth, a human's brain functions are just as objectively real as any other physical matter or energy, they're just less obvious and therefore easy to ignore. If someone feels a certain way, it's a fact that they feel that way, there's a reason they feel that way, and it's a fact that those feelings affect that person; these facts are observable in many cases, which is why we have entire fields of science for studying them.
>>84965844
Why?
>>84965850
I represent the agency of Teen Titans Go and we're suing you for infringement
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderblock_(comics)
>>84965774
>nothing happens
i'm gonna kill you
Why do I get the feeling Bismuth is gonna be worse than Jasper?
>>84965876
The fuck did i just read.
>>84965876
You are cancer fag
>>84965383
>Amethyst needs an excuse to fuse with Garnet so she can feel strong
Maybe there's a reason why Quartz-type gems don't fuse on Homeworld? Lapis was Jasper's first after all.
Granite time.
Here's something interesting
Draw yourself as a fusion with Steven
>>84965815
>>84965817
Thanks, anons.
/sug/ is it really stupid to think that Jasper wants to be more powerful than the diamonds?
That was a pretty alright song at the start of the ep.
Also, are gems just retarded? Why was Rose surprised by changing life forms? Homeworld is an empire, they're constantly conquering new inhabited worlds and Quartzes must be on the frontlines since they're soldiers.
>>84965876
You'll go to hell for this abomination of English literature.
>>84965871
>The show acts like she is the most innocent and perfect. Regardless of what she does.
She literally just admitted to being awful in Alone at Sea. What do you want, a trial? Villains don't get punished if Steven believes they're good. Peridot wasn't punished and Lapis won't be either.
>>84965940
It seems like Quartz's in general have some issues with identity and strength.
>>84965902
Agreed. After dealing with an ignorant 17-year old yesterday, this comment is severely refreshing to me. :)
Becky is cute
>>84965850
Oh man, I remember Cinder Block! That was a fan-favorite back in the day, right up there with Kidney Stone!
>>84965924
You can't have read it all already. If you're just replying to that post, give the fic a try before you criticise it.
>>84965929
Why?
>>84965920
because she will be
because Jasper is gonna save Lapis from Bismuth to prove her love
>>84965832
Well what else was she supposed to do? She had no idea how it worked and thought that maybe destroying the control thinger would stop it
>>84965871
Steven's the only one who really does that.
And while she goes a little far with it, Lapis's constant self deprecation is being shown to be at least a little deserved.
>>84964264
I really dig that art style. More like this?
>>84965870
>Not enjoying fun episodes
What was it like starting the show at Jailbreak?
>>84965940
I mean Amethyst wasn't addicted though she just enjoyed it
if anything Pearl is the one who got addicted to fusion with Garnet, fusion is clearly a drug
>>84965998
It was like...years later that I saw someone drew fanart of her and I was surprised since I just drew her one day for shits and giggles.I was originally gonna give her a partner named brick and they'd both be super incompotent. Kinda like the rubies.
Did Vidalia blow the T-shirt manager?
>>84965991
I loved her more with long hair
>>84965959
No, i'll post cute fusions.
>>84966003
I think Steven is in denial over Lapis' mistakes in the past. I understand that he wants her to be happy, but trying to make her not admit that she's done wrong doesn't help her improve.
>>84965969
Maybe organic life is rare or unique to Earth? I mean we really don't even know in our own universe what kinds of life are more or less viable in the grand scheme of things. It's also possible that Rose had never been to a planet in the process of being colonized before, and as such had only had experience with other gems up until that point.
Would you eat Pearl's burger made out of Greg?
>>84965968
I was thinking earlier that Jasper will contact YD and tell her that she's going to overthrow them when she gets cocky enough, kind of like what Ronan did with Thanos in Guardians of the Galaxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbR4TlgwM50
>>84965991
Nigga you blind?
>>84965973
Which parts didn't you like? I'd say the weakest part is when they start doing anal, but I was basically rubbing one out at that point.
>>84966020
Good.
What's it like enjoying afterthought episodes?
>>84965320
FUCK YOU
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
Do you like lizards /sug/?
>>84966059
Full image?
>>84965969
Well considering Rose was so amazed by the life on Earth it may have been her first assignment, or there might just not be that much alien life out in the universe.
>>84966044
>You will never gain the attention of Pen Ward and become his second in command.
>You will never be praised for your work.
>You will never have your own show.
I'm jealous, but I'm proud that Becky has made it this far in life.
>>84966065
A little, yesstill cute
>>84965728
Lapis is not "evil", she's fucked up. Jasper isn't evil either.
Like why the fuck do people want Lapis to be a supervillain
>>84966088
Lot lizards are pretty good.
>>84966088
Kill yourself
>>84966100
All thanks to her bisexuality!
>>84966108
Because they're Jasperfags.
How many SU fans believe there are more than two genders?
>gender discussions
Who cares
This isn't the place to talk about it
Go to /lgbt/ or /pol/ or whatever, just not here
>>84966134
not me
>>84966120
Hey! I'm bisexual, does that mean I can get a show too!
>>84966054
Homeworld is fighting against something, otherwise they wouldn't be running low on resources.
>>84965611
BUG FOR HUG NOT FUG
It's hip to fuck Rubies.
>>84966134
It's dumb and tumblr is retarded for believing such a thing exists.
>>84966134
In a perfect world, none.
>>84966054
I think intelligent organic life certainly is unique to Earth, they probably found organic life other places just not intelligent life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ehSeYOr51E
Which SU character does this fit?
>>84966038
I seem to recall that she got posted a fair amount around the time just before Rose's Scabbard aired. It's a nice little design that fits in well with the rest of the show honestly, I like it a lot anon.
>>84966120
Real talk, if I had a choice I'd definitely wanna be bisexual. I'd much rather be attracted to everyone than just attracted to half of people.
Hey Steven Universe fucking idiots
You know gems aren't real, right?
>>84965969
We know that Homeworld actively represses knowledge from the gaps in information Peridot has about the crystal gems and the war. It's possible that Homeworld orders their quartzes to distance themselves from learning about local fauna when its not relevant to their mission. Possibly their are other gem types just for that research if Homeworld sees it as useful at all.
>>84966134
The one with the changed names is funnier
>>84965409
>Greg is secretly Rose
Is this an actual theory? Because that'd be some funny fucking shit, I won't lie. Pearl's devastation alone would be hilarious.
>>84965320Jasper needs some rehab holy shit
watch her collect a shit ton of corrupt gems and becomes a colossal extra fucked up abomination by the end
HOLY SHIT DID YOU GUYS HEAR?
PERIDOT
GOT
SHOT
>>84965845
>>84965320
YOU FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGER
ALL I WANTED WAS FOR NEXT WEEK NOT TO BE SPOILED AT ALL
>>84966059
Yo, got a link to a nsfw version of that?
>>84966207
Good
>>84966197
Is that rape horse?
>>84966134
try harder
>>84966088
That's not a sneople.
>>84965627
Lapis would actually open up about the whole jasper thing to Peri?
>>84966134
Besides transgender (even though I think they're weirdos) everything else is made up bullshit
>>84965348
What leak are you talking about?
When will we see Green, Purple and Red Pearl?
>>84966197
o shit we bloodposting now
>>84966134
I believe sex to be the description of an alive beings ability to create eggs or\and seeds and I believe gender to be subjective.
>>84966176
>attracted to everyone
The word you're looking for is PANsexual
>>84966180
Hey Gravity Falls fucking idiots!
You know talking triangles aren't real, right?
>>84966219
No
This is rape horse
>>84966048
But she KNOWS she's done wrong, she doesn't need to "admit" it because it's not a revelation to her
If your severely depressed and self loathing friend was beating themselves up in front of you would you just go along with it?
>>84966158
BUT BUG WANT FUG NOT FUG
>>84966207
http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?UGVyaWRvdCBHb3QgU2hvdA==
>>84965728
I think the show actually does want us to think Lapis fusing with Jasper was a crappy thing to do. Steven (the person she was supposedly protecting) didn't want her to do it, Lapis admitted she was horrible to Jasper and just wanted to take her anger out on her. She didn't do it for Steven - she could have easily taken out Jasper without fusing - she did it because she wanted to make someone else feel as horrible as she does.
Unfortunately a large portion of fans completely missed one of the main points of the episode and continue to see Lapis as an innocent angel who was abused by big horrible Jasper.
>>84965870
I'm usually a fan of the plot episodes but holy shit they have been the shittiest part of this nuke so far. Mr. Greg had Pearl singing one of the worst songs in the series to date, Alone at Sea was just ridiculously forced, and couldn't even get its comedic timing right, let alone the super rushed timing of "Jasper's mentioned, Jasper's here, Jasper's gone now." Even Monster Reunion which while admittedly good, had the super sloppy dropping of Steven calling the gem nuke a song with nothing to indicate that it was a thing.
Its the comedy episodes that have been actually decently written so far, surprisingly.
>>84966197
>Corrupt Mutan Jasper finds a 4-gem sized sword which has a corrupted Moonstone gem inside it.
"Ah, you were at my side all along"
lol
Ooooooh, I am the last of the /freak/s,
my people are gone from the earth.
The last of the great Jasper /freak/s,
who ruled all the thread at my birth.
>>84966134
Too many.
>>84966197
She'll become the new cluster.
>>84966269
>I think the show actually does want us to think Lapis fusing with Jasper was a crappy thing to do.
Of course it does
>Now you're MY prisoner, and I'm never letting you go!
>>84966072
>Afterthought
>90% of the episodes
>>84966230
>(even though I think they're weirdos)Other then my voice I'm pretty avarage
>>84966258
I wouldn't tell them that they weren't in the wrong, I'd tell them that their past mistakes don't define who they are and that they can move on.
Does Steven know about vaginas?
>>84966059
DELETE THIS
Found this leaked character on the servers, enjoy.
>>84966282
The episodes you described were filler.
BCD is more of a plot episode.
>>84966294
I feel like no one is gonna get your reference
don't worry though everything will be ok, one day Jasper will be redeemed, one day GRRM will put out another book
one day
>>84966099
>or there might just not be that much alien life out in the universe
I'm pretty sure there's got to be a lot, since the gems need a planet with organic life to build kindergartens. Or am I wrong?
>gems are behind fermi's paradox
>>84966347
Is there any porn with her?
>>84966151
>>84966168
>>84966169
>>84966230
>>84966246
>>84966297
*glares*
ummm, could you just, like.....NOT???
ugh I cant even right now
>>84966347
After bismuth's design, I'll be willing to believe any OC is an official character.
Reminder that you share a boardwith Zeon heathens.
>>84966373
It's implied that they need life, but it's never been implied to be organic life explicitly.
>tfw jasper will probably die without a song by her
i've come to terms that she's fucked, but come on crewniverse.
>>84966214
then don't come here man
>>84966349
>The episodes you described were filler.
Got it, so you're just completely fuckin retarded. Ok.
>>84966180
You're the most sensible poster I've seen in this thread yet.
>>84966159
Rubees
>>84966268
http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?QmlnIE1lYXR5IGNsYXdz
>>84966376
This guy thinks there's more than 2 genders
>>84966197>A battered Yellow Pearl lying on the ground in pain crawling away from something and comes across Steven and Connie
"A...aahhh..please..help us."
"An unslightly beast"
"A great terror looms..."
"Ahh! Jasper the Accursed is coming..."
"Have mercy! Have mercy upon us!"
>Jasper the Accursed, a cluster of corrupt gems, lumbers out and scoops up YP. She is devoured
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RzA_Oomra8
>>84966134
Unfortunately, way too many. But its not like there's many shows that escape from this issue
Whenever I read or hear Connie's name, I immediately think "Connie's Cunny".
>>84966134
As a transgender woman, I only believe in two genders.
I DO believe, however, that someone can be somewhere in-between I.E. androgynous. Whether this can be considered a third gender or not though is definitely up for debate.
>>84966395
Nah man, her story is going somewhere. Not sure where, but somewhere.
>That "fusion prostitution" pic made more than a year ago
>It's factually canon now
Absolutely Amazing
>>84965320
HOL UP
Connie has Rose's sword with her, are we finally going to get some sword fighting Stevonnie?
Just going through thread to save pictures and avoiding spoilers
Are these the "jasper attacks the barn spoilers"?
if they are doesn't the gem hunt spoilers already prove they're fake?
>>84966317
Yeah, vocal training is the hardest part, trust me. Some of us aren't hit by "testosterone-poisoning" as hard as others, so with HRT we can often look exactly the same as a cis woman, but sometimes testosterone fucks up like bone structure and such so meh.
>>84966294
Jasfag reporting in lad. You are (not) alone.
>>84966230
even then, transgenders are still going to be either "male" or "female"
>>84966376
>>84966444
>trans
get the fuck out you disgusting degenerate
you should be gassed along with the kikes
>>84966134
There's only two, formed by earth's nature itself. They're absolute and not something you can run away from. Like your need for food and water.
>>84966096
>>84966215
here ya go
>https://anon,to/r9N501
>>84966230
It's okay to think we're wierdos, so long as you accept us and also not try to force your own personal head-canon or theories on us and try to pass it off as fact.
Like that 17-year old brat I had to babysit on twitter yesterday. Shit was nasty, hell of a mess to clean up. Why'd I only ask for $20 from his parents. ._.
>>84966469
There won't be any actual swordfighting in the episode
There won't be any actual swordfighting in the rest of the series
>>84966444
Tits or gtfo
>>84966481
Sounds like gem hunt isn't mentioned here, probably referring to the Amethyst episodes after
You heard me?
No more swords
>>84966444
as a transgender woman, can you perhaps explain why your kind is obsessed with attention, despite the fact that you claim to just want to be a"normal" girl
>>84966481
Will Jasper finally be poofed?
>>84966230
Okay, it's officially time to filter you.
SWORDS
NEVER
EVER
>>84966537
>>84965539
HAHAHAHHAHAHA little white girls need more hobbies.
>>84966469
At the very least, Steven and Connie will go back to back.
>>84966134
>Butch
>>84966554
best in the whole set right here
>>84966481
Gem Hunt takes placein the Frozen North.They're nowhere near the Barn, but she might attack it later.
Are the spoilers really bad? Should I ignore or would it not make much of a difference if I see them?
>>84966548
Do it then, this isn't tumblr faggot
And what the hell, have the big one of this too
>>84966376
Where do i even get more spoilers i just want to watch this shit and see how bad it is.
Hey co/sug/, do you think fusion battles count as mecha material? What would /m/ fags think about it?
https://youtu.be/h0lZstK8ycE
>>84966605
They're not that bad, just shows who's appearing in the episode.
>>84966481
Gem Hunt could be Steven fighting the Slinker out in the North, since we don't know what happened to it after Reformed.
I imagine if Jasper was attacking the barn, then they'd focus on Steven with Lapis and Peridot at the barn, instead of Steven with Pearl and Connie in the tundra.
>>84966507
>babysit on twitter
??
>>84966286
kek
>>84966332
there's a decent chance he's had one three times
>>84966643
Just want to point out that's not a fusion as shown by other pics.
>>84966545
I can't speak for anyone else, honestly. Some of us accept that we're transgender though, even fully embracing its. Others will try to hide it and be "stealth" or whatever.
But I totally get what you mean about the whole "special snowflake" thing, and it really does get on my nerves sometimes. I don't try to point attention towards myself or anyone else who is a part of my "group", but I do want to educate people about this subject, well really educate in general.
Ignorance is a very bad fit for anyone.
Also, I suspect the reason this even became a topic of discussion lately is because activity has slowed down due to people ACTUALLY being legit about not wanting leaks.
>>84966605
nothing we have seen yet is really bad
but it depends on how bad you think bad is
I'm just worried about later on because I don't wanna the beginning of one episode to spoil what happened in the episode before it like Log Date spoilers ruined Message Received
>>84966614
Exactly, so stop acting like it is, queer.
>transgender talk
>in /sug/
Look I'm a tranny too but this is fucking pointless.
Post Opal
>>84966643
pussy
What the fuck amazon... why u do dis?
https://www.amazon.com/SENL-Universe-Expansion-Doormat-Outdoor/dp/B01BY028T0/ref=pd_sbs_193_44?ie=UTF8&dpID=51xFrtF3bRL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL200_SR160%2C200_&psc=1&refRID=NPR528Y7XCP24SFAFWQQ
>>84966635
They'd probaly tell us /sug/gers to fuck off
where were you when peridot fucking murdered steven with her high-tech drill hands?
>>84966670
Sapphire, gotcha.
>>84966643
Fug
>>84966643
So is that supposed to be Jasper + Bloodstone or just corrupted bloodstone?
>>84966670
not Opal but close enough
>>84966666
SATAN QUINTS
>>84966635
They would tell you it's fucking gay because it doesn't have Char.
Will there be ANY Garnet episodes this nuke? I figured there would be at least one but it's starting to seem like she really is going to be out of focus the entire time.
>>84966694
Get off /sug/ Ruby.
>>84966699
Just a corrupted gem, it's not a fusion.
>>84965320
>post yfwJasper fuses with both corrupted gems AND gem mutants, possibly corrupting the later in the process
>>84966646
Don't. Just don't. I already blocked the kid, and while I'm sure re-posting some of his tweets would make people laugh, that isn't what the topic is about. I'll talk about trans stuff for the sake of education and also because I feel it ties in with SU's narrative about teaching love and acceptance, but otherwise just... no. lol
>>84966662
An anon earlier pointed out thatboth of the Gems Jasper has are other forms of jasper, so the hair makes sense.
So just found this on amazon...
>>84966713
I ain't no Ruby.
>>84966699
goddamn, young vidalia looks exactly like my type of chick.
>>84966742
Link or didn't happen
>ROSE, GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING!
>Most people on this board are too young to get the reference.
>>84966682
>>84966742
>Samefagging this hard
>>84966764
>
>she was actually trying to fuse woth others of her kind
>>84966774
Fuck off, grandpa.
>>84966134
There's at least 5.Because some cultures have third genders, duh.
>>84966730
How about posting SU related stuff or not posting at all? No one cares about your mental illness.
Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here.
Humans are hydroxylapatite gems, they just don't realize it.
>>84966730
i sure don't love and accept degenerate mentally ill trannies i tell you that
Jasper's just mad because she's single.
Remember that, guys?
Seems oddly relevant now
>>84966680
>>84966643
Doing gods work
>Jasper being such a fusion whore she will do with any gem
>>84966774
You do know that they played reruns of the Jetsons on Cartoon Network well into the early 2000's, and on Boomering up until very recently?
>>84966712
Amy is the only one confirmed to be getting focus episodes, though at this pointJasperprobably is as well. After that it sounds like pure plot stuff, but it's not like Garnet won't have some opportunities to shine there.
>>84966793
Its been shows that all Gems of the same type can fuse easily, they don't even need to dance.
>>84966693
All I can hear when i see that pic is Amok Time from Star Trek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCamCYip2t4
>>84966774
>tfw used to watch The Jetsons and The Flintstones when I was little because CN used to play all those old Hanna-Barbera cartoons
>tfw haven't seen them on CN in at least a decade
Do they even show those on tv anymore?
>>84966824
AU where the fusions are the main characters and they fuse together into giant versions of their shared parts
so like Opal and Sugelite fuse to form a giant Amethyst
Looks like instead of a redemption arc, Jasper is going to go fusion crazy instead and start fusing with corrupted gems.
Jasperfags BTFO.
>>84966802
I posted a theory about the similarities between Steven Universe and Chibi-Robo, but seems like people ignored that in favor of memes. Must have been 10 threads ago by now.
>>84966851
boomerang maybe idk
>>84966851
Watch Boomerang.
>>84966835
It just seems like every main gem is getting focus episodes except Garnet. It's a bit disappointing.
>>84966835
As I mentioned earlier, I think the fusion goddess herself will be the one to snap her out of this obsession which will lead to her redemption.
>>84966851
Boomerang my chocolate companion.
>>84966858
things always look darkest just before the dawn
Jasper will hit total rock bottom before she gets saved by Steven's unstoppable power of love
>>84966867
>>84966868
All they have is TTG and Gumball. They don't even show Dexter's Lab until midnight.
>>84966494
>heil homeworld.
>>84966851
No. They don't even show them on boomerang anymore.
Here's some food for thought. Once upon a time, most cable service providers had CN as a basic channel and Boomerang as a premium channel.
Nowadays? It's the opposite. And if you look at what gets aired one each channel nowadays, it's plan to see why.
Sad thing is the degradation of boomerang is recent. Like I remember watching OG Teen Titans on it as little as a few years ago. I wanna say 2012ish. With that in mind, the current output of Boomerang is utterly depressing by comparison.
Seems like the kindergarten equipment should have all the creation data necessary to repair corrupted gems.
>>84966712
I feel for you garnetfags
>>84965396
You have 5 seconds to shoot yourself in the face and and the protip punctuation is the exact reason why you should shoot yourself in the face
>>84966906
well I'm glad I don't watch tv anymore at all
God, I hope by the end of this Jasper breaks down in tears and has a huge ego death.
>haven't watched in a while
>come back and jas is basically a junkie
>>84966917
Why?
>>84966941
It should have the patterns they were originally created with.
>>84966835
>but it's not like Garnet won't have some opportunities to shine there.
but she already did Shine anon.
and made it's way to SU, no less
>Jasper's so addicted to fusion she's willing to fuse with corrupted gems
Is this going to be an analogy for drug addiction now too?
>>84966917
how do you figure that? even if it has the data to say what they should be look I don't see how that is the equipment necessary to fix them
I also am pretty sure that would erase all their memories from their life and basically reset them to factory condition, which is kinda like killing them and making a new one
>>84966935
You and me both. Netflix FTW.
>>84966864
>but seems like people ignored that in favor of memes.
Probably because nobody is fucking interested in the similarities of Steven universe and whatever that other retarded thing is.
Perhaps you should try Reddit?
>>84966059
>read it in their voices
kill me
>>84966961
The physical gem itself isn't broken, their mind and energy inside is.
>browsing random gemstone pics
>find anyolite
>looks exactly like a watermelon
>contains ruby
Malachite + Ruby x5 fusion?
HD stream's up
http://aria dot us dot to/r/lps
>>84966996
i always read it in their voices
>>84966961
It's more like mental damage, not physical.
Plus, the two Kindergartens of Earth only made Quartz.
friendly reminder that we wont need leakers anymore because we are in the age of Robots.
>>84966666
WITNESSED
>>84965721
but all are childrens...
>>84966867
>>84966868
>checked guide on my tv for what time they show up on boomerang
>Jetsons at 3am
>Flintstones at 4am
At least it looks like they show Tom and Jerry and old Looney Tunes cartoons in the morning
>>84966906
Yeah it blows. I used to love Boomerang because it was 95% 60s to 80s cartoons (I think Swat Kats was the only 90s one I can remember when I used to watch it).
>>84967006
It would also have the original mental programming.
>>84967028
we know that they made Quartz nothing has actually said that they were exclusively Quartz
>>84967012
Time for Watermelon Island 64
>>84966680
http://imgur.com/a/RTyP1
I'm fucking waste d /sug/ AMA!!!
>>84967085
Gems are not all created the same mentally. Just look at how different the 5 Rubies were. Their minds are not directly tied to their gems.
>>84966644
>Gem Hunt could be Steven fighting the Slinker out in the North
It showed up in one of the shorts (which come right after reformed in production order)
>>84967118
Why are drunkards such attention whores?
here's the leaker robot.
enjoy having the latest leaks the moment they are put on the servers.
sug (dot) rocks/leaks.html
>>84966347
Nope
>http://blancamz.tumblr.com/post/134460541336/so-this-is-a-little-something-ive-been-working
>>84967090
This, in fact we don't know what determines which gems are made. It definitely doesn't follow real-world rarity, so until the show explains how Kindergartens work morewhich the upcoming titles certainly make it look like we willwe're completely in the dark.
>>84967157
FUCVK YOU i CAN'T EVEN SEE STRAIGHT
Jasperfags, my condolences.
>>84967177
About when did Monday's stuff get leaked last night anyway? Is there an ETA for Crack the Whip?
Hey guys.I wrote another Steven Universe fanfiction. This time, instead of posting it on Archive of Our Own, I posted it on 4chan's /aco/ board. It's a Jasper-centric fic. I guess to commemorate her return in the TV show?
>>84967177
GODDAMMIT
>>84965320
Connie sure knows how to manipulate people
>>84967136
Identicalness is irrelevant. It has enough to be humanoid instead of a monster. Only the corrupted parts have to be repaired. No reason for you to assume a blind reformat.
So, how does Jasper fuse with corrupted gems? She can't do so when they're poofed, obviously. Neither she can dance or even talk them into fusing.
>>84967177
this is great
god's work, right here.
>>84965363
Ew, back scabbards. The worst way to draw a sword.
>>84967242
What was deleted?
>>84967265They're other Jaspers. All she has to do is touch them while they reform and she'll mix her energy with theirs.
>>84967286
preview of an upcoming episode
>>84967255
What's corrupted is not the physical construction of their gem. How hard is that to get across?
>>84967177
>Leakerfags replaced by a robot
This is the future they warned us about
>>84967231
crack the whip was leaked?
any link?Majora's Mask one pls
>>84967278
It's a huge sword, how else could she carry it?
>>84967265
You take Jasper (a) and gems (b) and YOU JAM IT IN, ????, profit>>84967275
Young Vidalia was definitely the best part of today's episode
>>84966820
lapis is the one who got pissed off tho
>>84967309
Nah, it should leak sometime tonight/early tomorrow morning. I was asking if there was any kind of ETA for it.
>>84965320
spoiler that shit
>>84967320
CORRUPTION =/= CONSENT
This guys is pretty cool
http://total-kawaii-gay.tumblr.com
>>84967305
Why do you keep trying to pretend that any part of the conversation has to to with the physical construction? The suggestion was clearly directed at the programing that specifically targets the corruption.
>>84967323
>NotLittle Sour Cream.
>NotGreEeEeEEEG!Seriously that delivery killed me.
>>84967323
>forgetting young topless greg and seeing rose in actoin
You goofball.
How many Gregs we got in this /sug/?
I'm somewhere between babysitter greg and the murdercockening at the moment.
>>84967350
don't tell that to centifags
Never lose Hopal for more Opal
>>84967374
don't ever post that again
Im gona watch babysitter greg drunk fuck you
>>84967374
please never post that picture again thank you
>>84967374
delete this
>>84967368
More Rose is nice but we know what to expect: graceful yet clueless alien
>>84967374
DELETE
>>84967374
Post this in every /sug/ from now on.
>>84967220
I-is she going to fuse with the chicken? Can I watch?
>>84965565
I'd wear that face too if I wassucking on Vidalias tiddy
>>84967421
>leakedpicturefromzuke'shentaifolder.jpg
>>84965905
because its nice to not be an asshat?
>>84966844
>>84966693
All I see isgreen and purple
>>84967387
>>84967399
>>84967401
>>84967412
Better file this under sug triggers.
>>84967374
man, this thing's old, I haven't seen it in like a year.
>>84967404
I mean literally in action. That moment when she fucking destroyed ferris wheel and it's control panel to save babyman Greg.
What if Jasper accidently fuses with Steven and desires to become more human and Steven shows her the beauty of humanity?
>>84966477
>>84966554
>>84966649
>>84966670
>>84967421
Why are these pictures so low quality?
>>84967460
Why do spoilers bother you?
Why do you expect civility from 4chan?
>>84966774
21 here, I totally caught it.
Thank you based Boomerang, may you rest in peace
>>84967466
Put it right next to this.
>>84967507
cause he's probably from tumblr or reddit
>>84967496
But that's how his mother died.
>>84967507
4chan's capable of being civil, I've seen it
the more we keep encouraging using spoilers the more it will happen
>>84967466
>sug triggers folder
>>84967519
But why are tumblrinas and reddit kids are so on the edge about spoilers? It's not like they completely ruin the experience, they just cut the unneeded speculation
>alien: resurrection
>you will never play video games with pearl
skycow.us/r/sug
>>84966088
Yeah, I would fuck a dragon if given the chance
>Bismuth's reveal spoiled
>Jaspergathering corrupted gemsspoiled
What's next anons? What big things are gonna get spoiled in the Crack the Whip and Seven Vs. Amethyst episode spoilers?
And Beta too, if we end up getting that Friday (for some reason the schedule on CN's site has no new episode listed on Friday, just Mr. Greg/Steven vs. Amethyst)
>inb4 it spoils Amethyst's new outfit we already saw
>>84967576
your feelings about spoilers don't speak for most people
it's the WOAH factor of seeing things for the first time in the actual episode, with the pacing it was made to be seen in, that's a big part of the fun
>>84965348
Leaker is not right so far
Anything about snow wasn't in that thread where he said the "japser destroys barn" thing
>>84966890
Hair needs to turn black and he grows a hitler stache
>>84967642
You mark my words,Smoky Quartzis GOING to be spoiled. Maybe even Pink Diamonds mural and White Diamond herself.
>>84967642
I just want to see Peridots new outfit to motivate me to draw her again.
>>84966172
Ruby?
>>84967576
>>84967646
This really.
Even the showrunners kinda agree. The biggest issue is the spoiler IMAGES that are taken from set timestamps in each episode, including ones at the very end.
This show, on a per episode basis at least, has really great pacing for when it wants to build up/reveal something.
But these images ruin all that.
Take Peetle for example. We knew she was going to show up, and most of the preview things gave us right up to her forming, but then we just got an image of her holding the drawing and saw exactly what she looked like.
Without the context, people just were complaining and other dumb shit.
But when the episode aired and we got the full experience of her corrupted form, it was actually a really sad and touching thing, especially the fucking crayon drawings of the past.
>>84967615
fuck off brad
>>84967607
we still don't know how/when Peridot changes outfits
I just want her to be 100% Crystal Gem
/sug/, as they were pulling steven out of rose's varguba was rose being turned inside out and into Steven?
like, if we pull Steven inside out will we get Rose back?
Onion Trade
Onion FriendOnion Brother?
sug i keep wanting to leave so i can avoid spoilers
but ienjoy the autism too much
help me leave
>>84965290
Does anyone have a mega link of the 7th ep of season 3 (drop beats dad I think)? I need a solo file but in the OP I only find one paired with Steven Floats
I know what's gonna happen in Gem Hunt.Our Jasper will use power sapped from two corrupted Jasper to become stronger, which leads to her own corruption.
>>84967682
I'd kill to have Peridots new outfit leaked!!! Then I'd masturbate furiously.
>>84967679
Oh certainly. But I feel like all that shit is going to be in the 4th week with the three-parter and the rest of the wrap-up/finale.
This week we've got
>Gem Hunt
>Crack the Whip
>Steven Vs. Amethyst
>Bismuth half hour special
>??? (maybe Beta Part 1)
With just gemhunt alone we already got a huge spoiler, so I imagine things are just going to get much worse from here.
I don't expect us to get White Diamond in these two weeks, but if she were to show up it would be a great surprise if not for the FUCKING IMAGE LEAKS.
>>84967661
People are mixing up all kinds of leaks, but I'm pretty sure none of them were real anyway.
>>84967784
Peridot isn't able to shapeshift
She won't get a new outfit
>>84967607
Pearl would play city simulators.
>>84967778
we already knew that
>>84967799
I never even noticed that WD's gem is in her forehead
>>84967746
I imagine Rose just turned into energy and dissolved into her gem when Steven was ready for birth.
>>84966644
they battled the slinker in the unboxing short
So, has /sug/ completely devolved into /pol/ and spoiler posters, at this point?
>>84967724
Another example is Alone at Sea. People were already expecting Jasper to make her appearance so when the episode aired people were like "Ugh where's Jasper, it's 8 minutes in and she's still not here?! Where is she?!", instead of just enjoying the episode's cute moments with lapis and Greg and then be surprised when "holy shit, Jasper!"
>>84967851
its cute to see her so into steven's game though
>>84967836
Shapeshifting and reforming aren't the same thing.
>season 2 ending
>we see the new crystal gems: peridot, lapis and jasper in crystal gem outift
>even connie gets a star outfit
>the season ends with them warping for their new mission
>>84967836
>She won't get a new outfit
>The one gem who loves wearing clothing
>Not getting a new outfit
I'd be legitimately disappointed. It doesn't matter if she can't shapeshift, she can just use shirts, leg shirts, feet shirts, and head shirts.
>>84967889
>the fuck is this from?
>I Think I need a Little Change is a song about Baby Greg needing a diaper change
>>84967884
To be fair anyone who knows how this show works could tell Jasper was going to show up at some point just from the first two or three minutes.
>>84967836
Changing their outfit isn't shapeshifting, it's only a slight alteration of their base form that is an expected result of being poofed.
>>84967799
Image leaks pretty much ruined the reaction to Yellow Diamond I feel, within an hour that leaked frame was plastered all over the net. I wouldn't be surprised at all if we got Pink Diamond's mural in Back 2 the Moon, who knows what else the 4th week holds. All of Steven's outfits from the promo should be accounted for by the end of the 3rd week, it seems like they're trying to keep the 4th week completely under wraps.
>>84967905
>he wore the same underwear for months
>Rose loved it
>>84967607
>>84967851
Garnet: RPGs / Action RPGs
Pearl: Animal Crossing-like games.
Amy: GTA
Peridot: FPS and MMOS
Lapis: Plataformers (prefers 3ds ones but likes both)
Jasper: Dynasty Warriors and Fire Emblem
>>84967775
ok
>>84967746
>implying he won't just slowly turn into Rose again
Has any other episode caused this much controversy within the SU community before?
>>84967958
classic time traveler /sug/
I hope you spoiler fags know you will ruin the following for yourselves if you continue
>any outfit changes be it peridot or another gem
>any fusions, if it happens it's sure to appear in a anticlimactic screenshot
>any and all reveals of new gems and characters
>big climatic moments or lore dumps
>endings and resolutions to previous and present episodes, making what happened in the previous episode basically worthless since you already know the outcome/what happened
>a lot of enjoyment sucked out of episodes for you since you're just gonna wait for that big moment to happen instead of actually watching the episode
So I hope you enjoy ruining the show for yourselves, cause I for one am outta here.
>>84967958
ah fuck thanks im out
>>84967853
Ive seen the episode and the corrupted monster is an Ocean Jasper
>>84967962
Controversy over quality or controversy over the ideas presented in it?
>>84967576
The unneeded speculation is what has driven the fandom from day 1. Why do you think they drip-feed the lore the way they do? People go nuts for theorycrafting. L+R=J bro.
It's the easiest way to keep the audience interested without having to actually do anything, just explain as little as possible and let them fill in the blanks themselves on image boards.
>>84967992
Ideas presented.
>>84967961
delet this
>>84967958
>that image
>>84967884
>>84967914
I watch the episodes with a friend who does avoid most social media and doesn't get spoilers.
When we were watching it, he was still pretty surprised with Jasper showing up and got excited.
He said that when she was pulling the fishing pole up, he was thinking "oh it's gonna be jasper, no it's not that's dumb"
But when she grabbed the anchor he squealed a bit.
I didn't really get that much, but I still enjoyed the reveal, especialy for the pacing and music that went with it.
>>84967875
Everything would be fine if people just talked about SU instead of stupid shit.
Greg seemed pretty cool about the money at first, but it's gradually getting under his skin.
>>84967992
The latter obviously, most people liked the episode.
>>84967962
what fucking controversy?
>>84966134
>agender version 2
>version 2
>>84967962
>Jasper grabs Lapis' hand
>Fall to her knees
Cute! CUTE!!
>>84967987
Yep, I do enjoy doing that
>>84966816
Why?
>>84967961
>those panel 3 and 4 stevens
fuck man im not sure if i want this boner
>>84968032
>>84968049
who`s the azmodan of Steven Universe?
>>84967955
>Peridot: FPS and MMOS
Literal retard. She would be autistically into strategy and management games.
>>84968032
>>84968049
Diablo?
>>84968030
>lapis is an abuser
>no jasper is an abuser
>no they both are
>>84967374
>stevenGreg is just Danny Devito
>>84968030
Apparently children's cartoons are really hard to understand.
>>84967961
Thats body horror tier.
>>84968076
but that's how she was always represented before her regeneration, anon.
>those sour cream pictures were leaks and not just sour cream with lenny photoshopped onto his face
well shit, being dense prevented mild spoilers I guess.
>>84968102
They are, when you're retarded, like me.
>>84967955
Peridot would enjoy Space Station 13.
>>84968030
Everyone and their fucking mother is arguing about whether or not Jasper deserves any sympathy, who was the main aggressor in the Malachite fusion, and whether or not Jasper deserves a redemption arc.
Seriously, you can't talk about either character without someone accusing you of being a waifu defending victim blamer.
>>84968102
no it's just lapisfags
>>84966871
You had Hit the Diamonds, Anon. You had multiple episodes last season and the one before that. Before any of the gems, Garnet is the one who got the majority of the exposition.
>>84968085
>>84968102
Jesus, it was just about unhealthy relationships and one of the characters realizing how unhealthy it was.
Fucking dramaqueens, people need to understand that its just a fucking kids show. I just enjoyed that the Jasperfags got BTFO
>>84967961
This guy makes fucked up porn.
Tiny hands
>>84966134
how the fuck can butch and femme be a fcking gender when lesbians are homosexual females
You can tell Sugar is the one who boarded these scenes with rose
>>84968076
Peridot would be autistically into all sorts of games, from strategy and management, to weeb visual novels like the filthy shipper scum she is.
>>84968135
I would argue that Pearl has had more lines and character development than Steven himself.
>>84968133
Im a lapisfag and I fucking understand, if anything its just the jasperfags trying to cause drama
>>84968177
Not really.
>>84968175
Tumblr
>>84968116
I can totally see her flipping out and screaming CLODS for ten minutes after losing out on a wonder with one turn in Civ4
>>84968152
And people totally missed out how Lapis was the dom.
>>84968164
Big butt
So is Rose learning impaired? How can she have been on Earth for thousands of years and fucked hundreds of humans and literally not learn anything about them until 2002?
>>84968135
but Hit the Diamond was a Ruby and Sapphire episode not actually a Garnet episode
I want to see Garnet, not her retarded parents with separation anxiety disorder
>>84967836
Peridot only thinks she can't shapeshift, if she couldn't then her being able to reform from being poofed wouldn't be possible either, same with Fusion(which she seemed to think was possible)
>>84968177
she almost always boards Rose
she needs to present Rose very deliberately to get the right feel so she does it herself
>>84968195
no its lapisfags thinking their pure waifu did nothing wrong
>>84968164
>>84966134
Am I an sjw if I think there are only four genders and no more? (Male, female, neither, both?)
>>84968206
She's autistic
>>84968221
No she doesn't.
She mentioned in an interview she really doesn't care how Rose turns out.
>>84968195
nah man, lapisfags are the ones crying poor wittle lappy is the one who got hurt
man, just look at jasper before, during, and after the fusion
>>84968206
She said it took a long time, not that she recently found out.
Why hasn't lappy laid a clutch of Lappy eggs in the show yet?
http://linesandlips.tumblr.com/
Compiled all the requests so far. I'll upload them on there as I complete them in the future.
>>84968177
Definitely not all of them.
>>84968236
Yes
Or not
Maybe
I don't know
>>84968222
oh, well then those lapisfags are dumb for thinking best gem lapis is perfect and DIDN'T do anything wrong.
I'm into lapis for her fucking flaws plus her cute design, same thing for Pearl
>>84968177
Because Rose is Sugar's waifu. She has to be there to make sure nobody mishandles her.
>>84968236
>neither
Care to explain?
>>84967955
Wrong
Garnet: Fighters
Pearl: Hack and Slashers where she can pull off long combos and parry and all that
Amy: Anything with fun multiplayer
Peridot: Simulators for literally anything
Lapis: Open World Explorer games
Jasper:Romantic Visual Novels
>>84968250
Does it make you feel good to lie on the internet
>>84968135
Garnet and Amethyst has been shafted in development.
>>84968210
And hit the diamond didn't even develop them jesus christ it forced their relationship too much again.
God an actual development episode for those 4 need to happen.
>>84968206
Innocently ignorant. She just thought humans as a human would think about a huge, self-sustaining pack of golden retrievers. They are cute, you sometimes choose one as a companion but you dont really give a shit about them.
Plus I can only assume she was pretty busy cleaning up the whole earth with her little motle crew of rejects
>>84968072
>wide-hips adult girl Steven with breasts
>transformation fetish
>body horror fetish
I dunno anon I'm fine with this boner
>>84968281
I guessing a castrated person?
>>84968250
Now see, that's just a lie. You wouldn't lie on the internet, would you anon?
>>84965461
Actually it's hard to get a lather using hard water. I would imagine that's true of salt water.
>>84968132
Sympathy is entirely a personal reaction. No use arguing about it.
Lapis admitted to being the aggressor. She felt guilt over it but she was still the aggressor. Nothing to argue.
Does "deserving" redemption even make sense? Redemption assumes you're a bad person. And if you want to turn a bad person good it's because you want them to stop harming the world around them. It doesn't matter if they "deserve" it.
I guess the fandom is retarded.Why am I so much better than everyone else?
>>84968252
>She said it took a long time
And how long is that? A few hours? A century? A thousand years?
And why didn't she know that babies need to be cared for and shouldn't climb up ferris wheels? How dumb is she?
>>84968242
Why would they Gem Empire create one of their most powerful soldiers to be autistic?
>>84968305
I love Sugars style so much.
>>84968266
nice.
>>84968278
But she doesn't give a shit.
Sadie is more her waifu than anything else.
>>84968177
Well yeah, that face is clearly her style, but I get the feeling you're trying to imply something else here.
>>84967799
>I don't expect us to get White Diamond in these two weeks
I want to see her, but at the same time I don't because I know she's going to end up looking like a silly muppet.
>>84968269
I was talking about the scene on the beach specifically
>>84968266
YES I am cheering
>>84968285
what would peridot think of everyone's favourite game /sug/ simulator?
>>84968302
Source?
>>84968341
If Sugar's art style was a person I would fug it.
>>84967517
STEVEN'S PENIS
>>84968291
They really have
at least Amethyst is getting 2 episodes...
why are they so bias towards Pearl she gets episodes all the freaking now?
Garnet could really use an episode about her being the leader and how she feel about that responsibility
>>84968352
>Those little lines under the eyes.
Yup, that's definitely Sugar.
>>84968337
Because
>>84968341
She has a really interesting style, it's always nice to see it in the show itself.
>>84968352
Oh, well yeah. That scene screams Rebecca Sugar.
>>84968337
All gems are autistic. Rose say is outright. They knew exactly what are they made for so they are going to be single minded autismos about it. Every single gem on duty, Pearl, Jasper, Peridot was a raging autist at start.
>>84968341
>>84968378
>>84968410
Why? It's literal something you'd see in CalArts.
>>84968251
see >>84968277
also
>jasper before, during, and after the fusion
>before is pic related
>during she just wants out but then she takes control of malachite and enjoys it
>after she is a junkie for it
is this the right order of Jasper evolution?
>>84968195
jasperfags are only second to garnetfags in terms of patience. we've literally had maybe 3 minutes of footage with our gem, meanwhile you oceanfucks got a two part special and them some.
>>84968414
except Amethyst who clearly didn't know what she was made for
and seems to lack the sort of base programming that Rose was talking about
>>84966890
If only we had the skill to make this HOMEWORLD instead of Soviet Union and make his neck grow as the camera zooms in.
reminder not to reply to shitposter-kun
>>84968393
IT WON'T
>it depicts a diamond using the corruption "song"
>rose is absorbing or blocking it with something
>she's either using her shield, a gem, or some gem-tech
Maybe this created Bismuth, and that's why she's bubbled. That theory's a stretch though.
>>84968429
You do realize that Sugar didn't go to CalArts, right?
>>84968429
>the calarts meme
>>84967903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz6Y52yWhYI
Restaurant Wars: Good episode, or bad episode?
>>84968461
Who's that?
>>84968457
Amethyst is just a turd
>>84968439
hey man, As a lapisfag, I hate Jaspis, but the /freaks/ are alright, they suffer alot for their lack of waifu and got BTFO. You guys have my respect.
But don't ship it
>>84968414
Peetle (hilariously enough) is probably the least autistic gem by far.
>>84968429
>look mom, I said it again!
>>84968436
nah man, jasper was a soldier in the gem war. a good one too, if YD sent 5 rubies to look for her.
also:
>implying malachite was acting as two gems, not one
>>84968479
>>84968480
It still has that CalArts feel to it.
It's basically required that your show has a CalArts feel to it nowadays.
>>84968491
this autist
>>84968250
>>84968429
>>84968488
pearlfect
>>84968215
Wrong.
Shapeshifting takes excess energy to alter the currently running projection program. Reforming alters the program pre-bootup, and fusion merely combines the program with another program -neither of which requires more energy that the default projection requires.
>>84968457
U wot m8? She clearly knew she was supposed to be a huge warrior kicking ass and taking names but shes a runt. Thats where her entire angst is coming from, plus she socialized and grew attached to earth.
>>84968478
I mean did you not watch any of the spoilers?
Bismuth's last memory seems to be of the battle in the strawberry field
Bismuth was fighting the war, she was a Crystal Gem, not something made at the end of the war
>>84968502
Instead of a helmet, Jasper's gem should produce Steiner Recliners
>>84968488
Entertaining episode.
>>84968501
>>84968457
She's made forsex.
>>84968478
>Rose Quartz vs David Bowie
Sadly this will never happen now.
>"Know your Fusion"
Steven tells his friend about Stevonnie.
>"Beach Shorts"
A clip collection of Steven goofing off.
>"Tiger Philanthropist"
Amethyst meets her rival.
>"The Gem who cried Diamond"
We learn more about MC Bear.
Are they right?
>>84967682
why is Peridot getting a new outfit?
>>84968544
at least spoiler that, faggot
>>84968488
it was hit the diamond part 2, i laughed my ass off
>>84968538
No Peridot had to tell her that she was suppose to be a warrior and that she was a runt
she didn't know any of that before
Her angst likely comes from her not knowing what she is suppose to be and feeling like she never fits in
>>84968488
Okay episode
>>84968502
doin' lapis an egg
>>84968575
Where'd you get this from?
I need more Peri and alien doll.
>>84968575
oh shit i can't wait to find out that mc bearbear holds the spirit of yeezy himself
n o a l a r m s a n d n o s u r p r i s e s
>>84968429
Her sense of motion and excellent usage of simple shapes are fucking unique. The woman has real talent, unlike zooke, and you can really tell which parts she did.
>>84968589
that all comes from official promos put out by CN according to the crew your suppose to watch them and get hyped they don't actually spoil anything
so don't complain about those faggot
>>84968583
I'm a lapisfag and this is a crock of bullshit.
I love how they made her the abusive one instead of staying a dainty water angel waif. I mean, it was implied from day one she is fucked up.
>>84968583
yes basically
Use spoilers.
>>84968429
Nice Bait
>>84968523
>mplying malachite was acting as two gems, not one
when the fuck did I imply that?
of course it was only one, thats made obvious when Steven visits malachite's dreams and Lapis is Shown mostly in control
>>84968624
>real talent
By that logic, every CalArts grad has real talent.
Sugar is on the same level as Zuke.
>>84968583
would you be so kind as to fucking stop going apeshit over muh aboosive relationship
>>84968488
Bad, any episode without the gems is shit.
>>84968583
no
an abuser, by definition, has to have some power dynamic over "the abused." jasper has never been in control, throughout the entire malachite arc, it has always been lapis in control. we also still have ZERO examples of jasper successfully manipulating lapis, not a single one.
>>84968583
no, that's a classic "no true scotsman" right there. an abuser is simply someone who abuses. that poster is just plain twisting the definition of the word to fit in jasper but not lapis.
>>84968614
cut
>>84968575
I call bullshit.
>>84968502
>BTFO
>literally appearing after tomorrow
seriously what is with the complaining
>>84968666Fuck off satan
I rate Greg the Babysitter asmeh
>>84968575
sounds like a load of hooplah
>>84967799
>three parter on week 4
is this confirmed?
>>84967374
murdercock
>>84968583
oh hey, its the same faggot who said rebecca was an abuse victim after she said she went through a "bad breakup" pre-2010
>>84968725
All Greg episodes are meh.
>>84968699
I think by BTFO we are talking about Jasperfags who thought their waifu was redeemable and/or would make lapis fuse with her again
>>84968583
I didn't read any of this but no.
>>84968583
are they still on this shit? who cares
>>84968177
Dammit Sucrose, can you fucking decide how her eye shadow works and stick to it?
I just realized
Jasper will make use of helpless corrupted Gems (who most likely want to turn back normal) for her own selfish benefits
Poor things
>>84968740
Is that even true or are they just making shit up?
I understand that the very 'on the nose' dialog was textbook abusive relationship. There was no subtlety
My confusion comes in when people relate so hard to Lapis. What Lapis did was drawn-put and horrific, incomparable to Jasper's brutish dickholery. And Lapis really liked it? Is that relatable?
You know, I feel like the reality of fusion/gems is so fantastically different from regular relatable human relationships that it tries so hard to be a stand-in for. Same goes for the Sardonyx arc - what kind of real life sitiation is that comparable to? Inserting yourself in a happy couple's marriage? I don't think that's so common a thing
Another thing that makes what Lapis and Jasper had feel off to paint as an abusive relationship moral is the fact that they had no history as far as the viewers know. The Homeworld trio flew back to earth together, shit happened, they fused for different reasons... And again as far as we can tell, Lapis and Jasper played underwater tug-of-war for a few months.
The idea they're trying to push with Alone at Sea doesn't gel so well is what I think
>>84968740
>each post has 5 notes
why are you paying attention to this specific faggot again? it's not like they aren't just one more retard in a sea of retards
>"Know your Fusion"
A short showing all the fusions.
>"Beach Shorts"
Steven gets a video camera.
>"Tiger Philanthropist"
Tiger Millionaire is called for an important cause.
>"The Gem who cried Diamond"
Anon makes up shit on /sug/
>>84968666
>Sugar is on the same level as Zuke
>>84968583
Probably a stretch to consider it a relationship, or at least a stretch to equate it to anything romantic or mutual. Lapis used fusion to hold Jasper a prisoner, and they both suffered stress from the experience. Lapis kinda liked being a dominatrix, and Jasper kinda really liked the power she acquired from Lapis.
>>84968764
they're making shit up
why do people ship Jasper and Lapis in the first place? they are so antagonistic towards each other, might as well be a crack ship.
so what did happen to baby sour cream /sug/?
>>84968654
>"jasper takes control of malachite"
during watermelon, i assumed they just went the sugilite route and became one, not holding the other down and wrecking shit. i mean, garnet and ammy both love steven, but sugilite didn't give a shit. malachite was malachite.
>>84968740
this is seriously fucking creepy
>>84968810
meh
>>84968810
Meh
>>84968666
nigger, I could replace Zuke and I dropped out of art school after three weeks
>>84968818
How so?
What type of captain do you suppose Peetle was?
A Kirk?
A Picard?
A Mal?
God the leakfags have killed these threads. It used to be I could wait until 7 every day and pop in to the threads to see reactions and to talkbacks
But now I have no idea how to follow the threads anymore since they go by so fast
>>84968778
>And Lapis really liked it? Is that relatable?Yes.
>>84968825
>>84968835
H I V E M I N D
>>84968839
a cutie
>>84968790
>>84968836
Try to prove me wrong.
>>84968628
>>84968679
>>84968684
>>84968756
You don't understand. Lapis is femine and Jasper is masculine. Women can't abuse men. Women are the victims and men the criminals. It's biology.
JASPER IS THE ABUSER.
>>84968699
>got locked away under the sea for a season
>fell into the earth while lapis got saved
>gets tossed aside again
We've been so fucked with that I am not even sure there will actually be a Jasper arc. It'll probably be multiple episodes of the Crystal Gems looking for Jasper and at the end they watch her fly away on a rocket ship.
>>84968845
Good
>>84966826
Not just any gem, corrupted gems. It's like fucking someone you know has AIDS.
>>84968798
Because they're the hottest characters in the show and I love me some hatefucking lesbians.
>>84968786
>"Know your Fusion"
Garnet realizes the need to educate her comrades on the subject of fusion more in-depth.
>"Beach Shorts"
Steven finds himself owning a shorts factory.
>"Tiger Philanthropist"
Steven helps his friend out by wrestling him to death.
>"The Gem who cried Diamond"
Amethyst betrays the Crystal Gems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxLJkISssJo
Is this the best moment of the series?
>>84968838
making up shit from an implied statement and then championing sugar while essentially glorifying her emotional turmoil
>>84968845
>I could wait 7 days
I don't see how that has anything to do with the leaks
its the stupid bomb format
leaks wouldn't even be a problem if we had weekly instead of bomb
>>84968810
Nobody knows
>>84968892
>It's like fucking someone you know has AIDS.
more like someone with schizophrenia
Steven's been holding steady at ~1.3 - ~1.5 million viewers lately, but being second only to CNN's presidential coverage in the Male 12-34 demo is interesting.
>>84968839
If the end of the episode is any indicator, good crew performance was rewarded with cuddles and spooning.
>>84968535
Stop pulling out self made Information out of your ass
Where did this "gem who cried diamond" title come from? First time I've heard of it
>>84968748
So there is a 2 parter and a 3 parter?
>>84968894
This anon gets it
>>84968913
The Loud House is doing better.
>>84968778
>And Lapis really liked it? Is that relatable?
It's actually pretty common in that kind of situation
>>84968867
go away
if there is one thing more annoying than /pol/ or tumblr its when /pol/ pretends to be tumblr to try and piss people off
>>84968899
Nope. This is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ddLpHci8hY
>>84968728
We've known it was coming for a while now cause they were all marked as Parts when their titles leaked.
>Beta Part 1
>Earthlings Part 2
>Back 2 the Moon Part 3
>>84968786
Nah man, Beach Shorts is most likely just the episode that all the shorts came from originally.
Like, them all compiled together would be Beach Shorts.
It'd make sense, considering the only time we've heard of Beach Shorts it was listed right after Reformed, and in the shorts they have the new outfits and deal with the Slinker.
>>84968899
Nah
>>84968839
You don't risk becoming collateral Diamond Damage for a shitty captain, friend.
>>84968839
Slutty SS officer with her space nazi lesbian crew.
Her weapon was a riding crop.
I've noticed that a lot of times with SU episodes that are pared together have parrallels, sometimes thematic, sometimes more superficial. For production season 2, the episode pairings work if you either count the shorts as an episode or discount the non-canon Say Uncle
Full Disclosure/Joy Ride
Love Letters/Reformed
Sworn to the Sword/Rising Tides/Crashing Skies
Keeping it Together/We Need to Talk
Chille Tid/Cry for Help
Keystone Motel/Onion Friend
Historical Friction/Friend Ship
Nightmare Hospital/Sadie's Song
Catch and Release/When it Rains
Back to the Barn/Too Far
The Answer/Steven's Birthday
It Could've Been Great/Message Received
Log Date 7 15 2/Super Watermelon Island
Gem Drill/Same Old World
Barn Mates/Hit the Diamond
Steven Floats/Drop Beat Dad
Mr. Greg/Too Short to Ride
The New Lars/Beach City Drift
Restaurant Wars/Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
Monster Reunion/Alone at Sea
Greg the Babysitter/Gem Hunt
Crack the Whip/Steven Vs. Amethyst
Bismuth (hour special)
Beta/Earthlings
episodes 1031-103 and 1031-104
>>84968903
I see nothing wrong here.
>>84968953
HURTING her though? TORTURING her?
>>84968913
Oh, and it's also interesting that SU appears twice there, I imagine for the rerun of Monster Reunion.
>>84968892
I'm starting to feel sorry for Jasper in a way I never thought I could. She's got some serious issues going on right now.
>>84968898
>"The Gem who cried Diamond"
...is this an actual episode title? Where is this coming from?
>>84968913
>make show aimed at little girls
>boys and men watch it for deepest lore and waifus
we are jewing the jewess, lads
>>84968931
Same. This is the first time I hear about it too
>>84968932
From what I can tell, Bismuth is considered a single, 22 minute episode, rather than a 2 parter.
Then Beta, Earthlings, and Back 2 the Moon are three seperate episodes marked as parts 1-3.
Bismuth is airing Thursday completely, but the three parter is split between three days it seems.
>>84968944
Every comedy show does better, which is a shame since that may be the reason on why there are so few action adventure toons.
>>84968478
Rose Quartz vs Yami Yugi
Yugi: nw I play Multiplicate! now I have unlimited Crystal Kuribohs! now I attack you directly with one Crystal Kuriboh!
>>84968931
>Where did this "gem who cried diamond" title come from?
>>84968957
>>84968899
No, this is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ussqi3nagrQ
>>84968913
>>84968944
no one cares about ratings they have nothing to do with the quality of the show
>>84968997
>>84968995
>>84968931
Are you guys retarded?
>>84968932
Bismuth isn't really a two-parter, it's a single twenty-minute episode, though I guess there's no difference in practice
>>84968839
She just wanted to find her nakama
>>84968957
oh fuck yea, this scene has a fucking amazing track too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlhOusGdMVA
>>84969011
Wouldn't that be good?
Cartoons were meant for comedy.
>>84969026
https://youtu.be/WNPnSHRcYn0?t=54s
no, this is
>>84968927
But we've actually seen Peridot reform, and there's nothing to indicate she can't fuse.
>>84968764
>>84968795
the "bad break-up" was something she breifly mentioned at MoCCa fest when talking about Margo in Bed
>>84968932
there are actually two 2-parters and one 3-parter.
>>84968894
>Jasper
>the hottest
sometimes I miss /a/.
>>84968903
>glorifying emotional turmoil
welcome to tumblr
>>84969027
It kind of does.
Just look at Star Vs.
>>84968982
what is BDSM?
It was that, but without the trust and consent you would have in a healthy relationship
HOLD THE FUCK UP
So is Bismuth an hour, or a half hour special? Or a 20 minute special? Where is it said that it's a special anyway?
>>84967606
I can dig this ship
>>84968957
The entirety of Mirror/Ocean Gem. It plays out as a horror releasing an ancient evil, Steven cant trust the CGs, the music is creepy and great, then after the blatant waifubaiting wears off we learn he did release an ancient cunt.
>>84969054
It was probably with Ian.
Maybe that's why she came out.
>>84969055
you guys are forgetting that the shorts took up a production code (beach city drift is 90)
>>84969039
Well you can use the medium of animation for more than comedy.
>>84969039
and you're mom was meant for loveless hardfucking but now u exist
>>84969027
how much can our ratings drop before the show enters the danger zone for cancellation, based on other cartoons? under 1 million?
>>84968488
Pretty good, above average episode considering it's townie focused I'd say. The problem with judging it Is that it starts of pretty strong, but dips heavily by the end. More jokes with the actual restaurant war would have helped out a ton, and were sorely missing in the actual episode. 6/10 seems fair, 6.5 if you enjoyed the ending restaurant scene.
>>84968957
Not even the best fight in the series nigger
>>84968866
her writing is complete shit, none of her episodes are good. her art style is nice, i guess.
>>84969066
it doesn't matter what I look at
there isn't a direct correlation between quality and ratings, not to mention all types of problems with the actual data the ratings collect which make it questionably to meaningless anyway
>>84968778
Not Lapis exact actions which are a bit extreme but Lapis is relatable because she's a person who recognizes how terrible she was to certain and people and wants to change and not have that again despite how it might have made her feel stronger in spite of her trapped situation.
Sardonyx wasn't about Sapphire, Ruby, and Pearl, it was about Garnet and Pearl. That situation is like what Homer did in that one episode of the Simpsons where as a student he pretended to be failing French to spend time with Marge at her own expense. Yes she already liked him, and yes they had a wonderful time, but it was still underhanded and deceptive.
>>84969099
Is there any news on when we're getting those shorts? Gem Karaoke sounds like a lot of fun.
>>84969113
UG was getting 0.8 rating and that's getting cancelled.
>>84969100
Not really.
WOY tried and it got fucked.
I know full fucking well that Rose isn't human and has a brief understanding of human concepts, but christ all mighty 5,000 years after the war and she doesn't know how babies work, she can't operate simple machinery,
I love Rose, and I especially love hearing her speak, we get a type of goddess narrative every time we hear about her, it's always nice to hear her speak and be, not "human" but average, more insight on who she was as a being.
BUT GODDAMN IT, That's the Gem who started a war, who inspired possibly hundreds of thousands to fight and die against the only thing they've ever known, she cultivated such a following and rebelled against the powers that be, and she can not operate a simple lever system, it would have been easier to simply jump up to where he was and float slowly until he could jump into her arms, fear be damned.
>9/10
>This is who millions died for
>>84968913
>tfw just because a nielsen family 3 months ago
feels good that i count in the ratings :^) i did not give the townie episodes views though
>>84969113
it doesn't matter how well rated or loved a show is anyway
CN will make up an excuse to cancel it or keep it if they want to
just look at Symbionic Titan
>>84969121
Like Sugar's episodes are any good.
>>84968913
>election getting most views
good that people are giving a shit
>>84969113
there's a whole host of other reasons shows get cancelled besides ratings.
>>84969144
WOY (PBUH) got fucked over by being moved to Disney XD. They didn't want the show to continue, the game was rigged.
>>84969113
Less than 1 million seems to be the killer these days, yeah.
>>84969126
Well I never insinuated that ratings make a show good myself, it's just an important factor in determining if the show stays alive and keeps a goodthat's a subjective word with CNschedule.
>>84969144
You can use it for more than comedy in a world where short-sighted business men whose understanding of quality is CAN WE SELL TOYS? are sent to work in the acid mines.
>>84969168
CN is already trying to cancel SU because the merch sold terribly and Christina Miller is a hardcore soccer mom.
>>84969138
I'm talking about the old shorts. I think the new shorts are part of next season
>>84969196
Because they want to elect the next Hitler.
>>84969113
I'd say if it starts getting 1.2 million or less constantly it's time to start worrying
Fortunately it seems to have stabilized at around 1.4 and has only dipped under 1.3 three times during the entire run (and only once since season 1)
>>84969160
She thought she could talk to the machine becauseGem machines are just powered by other gems
>>84969066
Man I love Star we truly are in a great time for cartoon fans with that, SU and so many other shows in the last 5-6 years.
>>84969144
WOY was a comedy cartoon, but if we talk about animation as a whole there's a lot more than comedy.
my fellow jasperfags, what song did you hear when you found out she was you gem waifu. mine was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKjZuykKY1I
>>84965920
Now that'd be interesting.
Steven realizes that his Mother did some pretty dark shit back in the day, when he discovers one of her 'closest right hand men' was a homicidal butcher that's basically planning to kick start the war again and leave no gem alive bar those that helped Rose.
That and Happy Lappy doing the whole Village in her past would probably pull him out of his innocence a touch.
>>84969231
truth
>>84969244
>Man I love Star we truly are in a great time for cartoon fans with that, SU and so many other shows in the last 5-6 years.
Bait. No one can be this stupid.
>>84969231
That's more terrifying considering she fucking destroyed it without a second thought.
>>84969160
>she doesn't know how babies work
Because she never really gave a fuck in the first place. She wasn't a scholar, she just found the concept of organic life pretty amazing.
>she can't operate simple machinery
She panicked.
>>84969113
Ratings don't matter much when they want to cancel a show. See Person of Interest, one of the most critically acclaimed shows in modern times, and it got cancelled after 4 and a half seasons.it hurts
>>84969121
I remember when people liked Zuke like three weeks ago.
>>84969249
i didn't hear a song because i'm not autistic
>>84969210
Name one example.
>>84969113
Sucrose tactically came out as a carpet muncher, they cant cancel the show anymore, atleast for a while.
>>84969249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rN5XmvRuK0
This.
>>84969264
Fuck you buddy.
>>84969274
kek.
That's what you get for your silent treatment
>>84969293
Actually they can; Miller is a hardcore Christfag and moral guardians outnumber SU fans. They can totally fire Sugar for being a lesbian.
>>84969219
what merch? its like one series of shitty figures and some bad tshirts at hot topic
>>84969208
I mean if ratings are important at all its only useful for self comparison, SU will never be cancelled as long as it highly rated for a CN show, comparing it to other shows on other networks is irrelevant
but really we aren't a corporate board room looking to destroy art in the name of profit so I don't really see why ratings have any place being discussed here
>>84969293
T A C T I C A L L E S B I A N
>>84969256
>Steven realizes that his Mother did some pretty dark shit back in the day
as of greg the babysitter i'm really doubting this
rose is fucking DUMB. she'd forget how to breathe, while also forgetting she doesn't need to breathe!
>>84969293
She's still getting the BBC tho.
>>84969231
she spent 5,000 years on Earth at that point
should be enough to figure which things are living and which are not
>>84969320
>its like one series of shitty figures and some bad tshirts at hot topic
Exactly. SU barely has some merch and its not good. If that can't sell, SU is doomed.
>>84969196
I just wish we didn't have to see it overseas. We have to put up with American election news for goddamn months.
You have a lying criminal who changes opinions to whatever will net her the most votes, and a pompous blowhard who is so full of shit it's amazing he hasn't broken out in plants and fungi feeding off the highest quality fertilizer to ever grace the planet. Great, American politicians are dreck. We already know that, so do we have to keep hearing about it?
>>84969281
Zuke is fine, its just her legion of loyal Lapidot fags that worship her as a god that are annoying
>>84969334
They want us to believe that.
>>84969340
No she isn't.
Ian broke up with her after she came out.
>>84969160
The Ferris wheel controls were overtly displayed as being complicated, and I really fail to see how being a war-commander would grant you better insight into human developmental behavior.
>>84969281
She was obviously better before Catch and Release. Now she's the embodiment of a 12-year old LE RADNOM AYY LMAO MEEMEY GIRL XDDi just want my limb enhanced peridot back
>>84969160
She's a moron that used her psychic powers of emotional manipulation to build an army with no real goal beyond FITE DA POWAH.
That's why Homeworld lost. They weren't prepared to combat a retardation so strong that light could not escape it.
If garnet is 200% lesbian, sugar is 50% lesbian
We need a meme for the situation
>>84969346
>the poor sales are because of the quality of the show, and not because the merch is awful
Yeah that sounds like the kinda logic CN would use
>>84967606
well at least the ship is more cannon then lapidot
>>84969281
She's been on a gradual decline since Catch and Release
>>84969281
people like zuke because she's a weird autist, not because she's talented
It's that time again!
Best gem poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10195920
>>84969372
Haha, that sounds like a conspiracygrumps-tier conjecture.
>>84969383
#feeltherose
>>84969385
wait
if Ian and Sugar are suppose to be Ruby and Sapphire, does that mean that Ian is actually 150% lesbian in order for Garnet to add up right?
>>84969406
Don't out fusions in there asshole, it makes me feel bad
>>84969292Anime
I know, I know, it's pretty terrible. But there is some good underneath the vast mass of shit, and you have to admit there is at least more variety than the average American cartoon choice of Kids Comedy, or Adult Comedy that is usually more juvenile than the kids comedy.
Plus Batman the Animated Series wasn't a comedy, and it was great.
>>84969383
Saving humanity is not a real goal? Ok.
>>84969383
Amazing
>>84969346
Aren't the Funko Mystery Minis actually selling really well? I've seen a lot of anons reporting that they're sold out at various locations.
>people think it isn't canon
>>84969406
>peridot is first option
this poll is rigged
I want Peetle tolay eggs inside my vagina
Lotta images left
>>84969406
Steven is best gem, you waifufag niggers.
>>84969424
Polls are inaccurate anyway as it's usually the gem with the most fags that are active at the moment who win.
>>84962619
That's loyal because of human's lifespan. If we lived as much as gems, we wouldn't consider it loyal.
>>84969160
>5,000 years after the war and she doesn't know how babies work
She didn't say she only recently figured that out, just that it took a long time. Which makes sense if she arrived on earth with absolutely no knowledge on how organic life worked.
>she can't operate simple machinery,
Knowing how to operate military gem tech doesn't necessarily mean knowing how to operate another species' civilian tech with a different control scheme.
>>84969421
Every straight man is a lesbian.
>>84969439
>Plus Batman the Animated Series wasn't a comedy, and it was great.
I want this meme to end.
Cartoons are at their best when they don't try to follow anime.
>>84969406
I see sug's taste is awful as always
what did he mean by this ?
>>84969222
Checked
any /freak/ got the
>FUSION: ALL IT TAKES IS ONCE
pic?
just realized its not in my Jasper folder
Damn, always liked Rose but i thought she was really hot this episode
10/10 alien goddess
>>84969468
She's always won these polls ever since catch and release
>>84969406
Reminder if you pick anyone other than Centipeetle youre fucking retarded.
>>84969493
He wants titty milk.
>>84969499
Just gaze into her eyes
>>84969461
out of all the types of lapisfags, lapidotfags, Jaspisfags, Lapearlfags,
You guys ares the absolute worst
>>84969477
It's always Peridot, Lapis and Pearl at the top, and usually in that order.
>>84969510
just like Centipeetle
>>84969482
Anon I've checked and the definition of lesbian is: a homosexual woman.
So no, you're wrong.
>>84969457
Nope. There's boxes upon boxes of unsold mini figures in the shops.
>>84969406
FTFY
http://www.strawpoll.me/10866835
>>84969443
>so fascinated with humanity, she starts a 1,000 years intergalactic war to save humanity
>paying so little attention to said humanity that after 5,000 years spend on Earth she doesn't know what babies are
that's pretty odd to say the least
>>84969493
>>84969493
lenny ?
>>84969461
I feel like this is what Jasper has nightmares about
wakes up in the cold sweat, "I can't let him steal her from me"
>>84968866
Out of all the scenes Lauren did of Peridot Rebecca still wins, art-wise. She used Peridot's design to her advantage and did something that takes creativity and experience. Lauren could not do that.
>>84966251
pansexuality isn't real
>>84969550
she didn't just figure that out
she was talking about how much it amazed her when she first figured it out, which was probably over 5000 years ago
>>84969550
PTSD made her retarded
>>84969499
No but you can have this instead
>>84969550
it didn't take her 5,000 years to realize what babies were
>>84969374
she fucking got millions of other Gems killed for this shit planet, and you mean to tell me after 5,000+ years, she didn't learn a damn thing about us
>>84969570
>She used Peridot's design to her advantage and did something that takes creativity and experience.
Yeah, just like all those CalArts grads, huh?
>>84966251
Back to Tumblr, you fucking cretin.
If you're referring to actual Pansexuality, as described by Freud, then you're a degenerate for being one.
>>84969196
>elections
speaking of, do you think we are going to meed thier President? or their Mt. Rushmore?
also since we know that Pearl's face is carved on coins... do you think she was President sometime in the past?
>>84969550
>>paying so little attention to said humanity that after 5,000 years spend on Earth she doesn't know what babies are
How the hell are you all misinterpreting this line so bad?
She didn't know what babies were AT FIRST. Ie when she first made contact with humans, almost 6000 years ago.
>>84969573
>/pol/
just go already, I have had to educate to many people in these threads
>>84969570
zuke is much better at comic art than her storyboards, but yeah. sugar is really on an entirely different level.
>>84969558
Which would be hilarious
Little peri might even be seen as a threat, too, living in the barn
>david bowie will never be in SU
why is life so cruel ?
>>84969499
So wait, is fusion sex or drugs to gems?
>>84969550
I don't think it was ever just about humanity. Rose was enamored with all of Earth. Every person place and thing on it fascinated her. Even after the War the Crystal Gems sort of hid themselves and focused on taking down corrupted gems and stopping old war machines from blowing the world in half.
>>84969611
>inb4 Amethyst was Ben Franklin and is on the 100
>>84969632
both
>>84968973
Judging by the body shape, I'd say a flail is more likely.
>>84969570
I think Lauren's still a pretty good artist personally.
>>84969620
No she isn't. She's just the same kind of CalArts grad hired for her alma mater, like Pen Ward and Alex Hirsch.
>>84969617
>/lgbt/
>>84969617
Feeling the Bern yet, faggot?
>>84969632
and rock'n'roll, too
Why is /sug/ somehow the most reasonable and levelheaded of the top 3
>/sug/
>tumblr
>>84969626
yeah although part of the joke is that Jasper is just insane, paranoid and possessive and no one else is actually into Lapis that way.
>Meets Steven and Connie
>They fuse to fight her
>"I can't believe you, cheating on Lapis with some human filth. I would never hurt her like that"
>>84969493
>lenny
>>84969653
Yeah I really don't think her art that's great at all.
>>84969631
>we will never get a parody of this with his character and greg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ
feels bad man
>>84969642
Why not? Pearl is on some of the coins.
>>84969662
>unironically posting ben garrison comics
>>84969693
We're just more honest on how fucked up we are.
>>84969693
I hate reddits obsession over spoilers personally and you cant even have discussion on tumblr so here's the best place.
>>84969693
We're not up against much.
Tumblr is the cancer that got SU and it's fandom popular.
Reddit just exists.
>>84969620
>>84969649
It's kind of weird, her less serious art is really good and her more serious art is too, but when she strikes down the middle things get a bit wonky.Just remembered that we still haven't seen hide nor hare of her Rose yet.
>>84969699
Nobody does.
Liking Sugar's art is a meme.
>>84969617
>educate
what you're trying to do is quite simple to achieve, you don't, also pic related
>>84969617
>>84969727
must be nice to shout things like racist or /pol/ whenever reality comes knocking at your door
/lgbt/ and /pol/ should fuck off
>>84969537
Men are originally women in the womb.
>>84969662
not really, but I'm actually a pragmatist
I just want leaders to be rational, sane and capable of doing their jobs. Sadly most people disagree with this view. I mean when was the last time any congressman was elected that could do their job, hell most of them are elected specifically to not actually do their job
>>84969631
He was the one human who could've broken the "no male gems besides Steven" rule and have everyone be perfectly fine with it.
>>84969693
Because this is where fully functional adults come to shitpost and pretend to be young
>>84969499
You mean this one?
>>84969747
>that image
Shit like this makes me so fucking mad. No,I don't have time to memorize your personal gender language rape preferences; I have actual shit I care about that I need that memory space for. Use either 'him or 'her' and stop wasting my fucking time.
>>84969720
I mean it would make sense, both Amethyst and Ben Franklin were total hedonists
>>84969696
>I would never hurt her like that"
M'Lapis
>>84969770
Originally
But they aren't women when they are born
>>84969770
Except for, you know, their chromosomes, which don't change from conception.
>>84969779
>fully functional
Very funny anon
Very funny
>>84969760
nah, you just posted a garrison comic, unironically
just go back to /pol/ man, i'm not feeling the bait
>>84969800
Don't presume their gender identity, they can be lesbians if they want.
And that is how Ian is 150% lesbian.
>>84969779
>fully functional
That's a good one anon
>>84969783
thats exactly the one, thanks anon, here have a jasper
>>84969493
Pearl + Lenny = Sour Cream
>>84969766
racist
baby sour cream is so fucking rad holy shit
>>84969696
I like nutty Jasper. Someone needs to pick up the crazy torch now that Pearl literally and figuratively tossed her rose away
http://www.taima.tv/r/SUG/
GET IN HERE
>>84965568
The writers confirmed Steven can't poof. He'd just die.
>>84969888
slow poke
we saw it 6 hours ago, why would we need to rewatch it live?
Well, I'm literally done. I'm out of ideas, and my readers know it. <50 goddamn responses.
pull the trigger piglet
>>84969930
Where did your Oedipus thing go I wanna read it
>>84969903
source?
hey /sug/anons, my depressed ass finally got hired today. could i get some happy lappy in celebration?
>>84969766
agreed, now let's back to speculations anf theories.
we had the theory that there are two overcook'd/smalll Amethysts, ours and another, still unknown second one.
the "proof" or basis are;
1) since the cool kids mirror the CGs, we know that ms.pizza princess has a nice twin.
2) there is a second small-sized hole in Amy's kindergarten
3) the leaked Amy has a different color scheme(White/Purple), ours is (Black/Purple)
4) the SU book stated (and so is the show) tht two gems of the same type form a larger version of themselves, so we could think that both small amys will form a regular-sized Amy (probably Jasper size)
>>84969830
But then he's not a man
She's a woman
>>84969929
Because it's fun watching it with /co/ you sperg.
>>84969959
>>84969903
Man.. imagine if Yellow Diamond manages to crack him a bit.
>>84969882
>Jasper comes to the Barn to try talking to Lapis again
>Breaks down the door
>Sees this
What does she do next?
>>84969334
>>84969371
It's all an act. She only craves destruction.
>>84969959
SHE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!
>>84969821
>>84969832
You mean we're not all in our early 30s and using /sug/ to escape the crushing anxiety of workplace conformity, a 30-year mortgage, and the fear that our young children might grow up without productive coping strategies?
WE
>>84969959
>>84969965
>3) the leaked Amy has a different color scheme(White/Purple), ours is (Black/Purple)
>thinking they're different Amethysts
Are you retarded?
>>84969965
Here ya go anon
WE
>>84970003
Yep
FUCK OFF ALREADY TTG
WE
>>84969988
Ask to join in, only to get blasted away by a combo attack of water, metal and a shapeshifted fist.
>>84969959
no tears, only jasper now
Is the Diamond Authority in Steven Universe meant to have a classical element motif?
We've seen Lapis and Sapphire in Blue Diamond's court (water and ice), we've seen Jasper and Ruby in Yellow Diamond's court (fire), and their colors are on the right and left sides of the ancient Diamond symbol.
That would make Pink Diamond associated with earth and White Diamond with air!
>>84969959
i don't have happy lappy but congrats anyway, anon.
>>84969988
either the jelously consumes her and attacks, or she tries to join in, orshe faps
>>84970003
you don't sound all that functional
>>84969959
will that do?
MORE SONGS!
>Page 10.
New thread for talkback?
>Whatever happened to baby Sour Cream?
>No one knows
Was this like, a joke, or what it's not like they know other Sour Creams or something.
I mean i know it's a joke but it's the kind of joke that works when they wouldn't know that the baby is the same person as someone they already know
Am i missing something here?
GODDAMN IT NO
>>84969382
Maybe the Limb Enhancers also enhanced her psyche and made her more mature and more intelligent?
steven doesn't have superspeed now too?
>>84970061
what's the point? Faggots in the stream drop spoilers every 10 seconds
>>84969766
This
>>84969988
Cry because she thinks they're trying to fuse without her.
>>84970012
How can Lapis blush if space rocks don't have blood vessels?
>>84969334
Rose is dangerously competent but only in the areas she was built to be dangerously competent in.
You don't measure the abilities of a fish by how well it can climb a tree.
That and its possible she's mostly pretending to manipulate Greg into being Best Husbando.
>Man, he needs to grow up a little
>Time to throw him some thinkin' words
>Aww that's my Greg, he's clicked, its adorable.
>>84970038
Where was it stated that Ruby was from YD's court?
One baby cannot be this rad.
>>84970003
>having children
>Rose has been on Earth for thousands of years
>Is still retarded when it comes to Humans.
What the actual fuck?
>>84970064
The joke is that they're talking about him like he met some mysterious fate but he's just a (relatively) normal teenager that still lives in town.
Hard times in Beach City...
>>84970100
They've lived in isolation ever since the end of the war.
Do you guys even watch the show?
>>84970123
No
I'm here just to shitpost
>>84970123
I want to believe edit with Sour Cream when?
>>84970123
right, that's how Pearl made her way into coins.
new thread where?
Vidalia is my WAIFU
>>84969537
>>84969968
>Men can't be lesbians
Clearly, you sirs, have not met Christian Weston Chandler.
>>84970138
Nice.
>>84970123
No I'm here for escapism
>>84970157
I have no idea who that is.
>>84969827
Except I didn't post it. Its faggots like you that dismiss any opposition with "Wow that's offensive!" Continue to live in your bubble and assume anybody that disagrees with you is from /pol/
>>84969949
I deleted it the minute I realized Jasper explicitly stated that had never met Rose in her life. She said it in one of the very quotes I cited no less.
The oedipus complex depends on a mother figure being present to exist. Rose can't serve that purpose if they've never even interacted. Without her the theory falls apart
>>84970149
I don't see the relation?
Tfw sour cream inspired rose to have Steven
Sour Cream is too cool for everything.
>>84970003
>having a job
>having kids
>having your own property
Yeah anon, that's definitely not the reason I'm here.
>>84970069
Nah, she is just confused by such a sudden change of scenery. But in Zuke's episodes she goes full retard with the memeing and making sudden moves.
An exception is probably the end of Too Short to Ride, but it was for convenient plot reasons.
>>84969550
I imagine the way it worked is that Earth was so free, wild and untamed for her.
But its a big place to get about on foot so for 5000 years she basically enjoyed the theme park tourist version of humanity.
A shallow insight, some things to take home ("Look Pearl, I found this big schlong in a souvenir shop!") and at the end of the week you go home to get back to fuckin' up corrupted Gems.
Then she basically pulled the equivalent of falling in love with the guy that runs the Jungle Cruise Ride and went all 'fuck you guys, me and Skipper Dan are getting married and I'm going to move in' before riding off into the sunset.
>>84970157
Yes I have and he says he's actually a woman.
A lot of shirtless Greg this episode
>>84970123
Pearl's lyric in "It's over isn't it" references men who "came into her life now and again." It doesn't make sense to claim her lines are incorrect.
Rose was probably reminiscing about a prior time when she came to understand humanity's nature, not that she just realized in that moment with Greg that humans change.
>>84970123
>Live in Isolation away from humans
Then how do you explain shit like this?
>http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Old_Gem_Painting
>>84970220
Don't pretend you don't love it
>ROSE CREAM
so is no one making a new thread or what?
>>84970003
Look at Mr. Success here having an actual life and everything
>>84969957
Matt tweeted about it ages ago but the tweet has since been deleted; this is the only thing I can find from it: https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/3fd6ys/matt_burnett_on_whether_or_not_steven_will_ever/
>>84970176
nice meme
>>84970228
Look at the clothing, that probably happened after Dewey founded Beach City.
>>84970260
so Matt said something and then was told to take it down because its probably his head canon and not actually true
never listen to Matt, its never a good idea
>>84970226
it's her referring to the baby as 'mini-human' and such what threw a lot of people off-track, me included.
>>84970233Cream Rose?
Greg's got some hair.
Let me drive my van into your wash
THAT WAS A NICE EPISODE!
>>84970226
>>84970228
Not COMPLETE isolation, obviously. They still dedicate their lives to protecting humanity, which means they inevitably interact.
But come on. It has been outright STATED multiple times that they keep to themselves. Plus the area around the Temple was completely uninhabited until like 600 years ago (recall "Historical Friction") and by the time Greg got to Beach City they had a fence to shut themselves out implying that even after that they still mostly stayed away.
>>84970285
She knows what a baby is, but didn't know the proper name. You can't expect her to know what you call the young of all species on earth.
>Steven's too innocent to problem solve outside big anime style leaps
No wonder why the gems never have to deal with him making realistic questions.
Rose is a fucking psycho. She is not that stupid, I refuse she has been on Earth and didn't know that falling from that height wouldn't kill even adult humans.
She was just curious. She studied that baby's actions for her own information satiation, not caring if it got hurt or not.
Rose is worst gem.
I KNOW IM NOT THAT TALL
>>84970083
The same way they do literally everything else. She is consciously in control of her body-made-of-light and chose to change the color of it because she wanted to express to Steven that she wanted to fuse.
>>84970285
>>84970226
Dudes.
What if the men that came into her life now and then.
Were children?
welp, my internet went full retard and decided to not let me watch the stream. fuck.
>>84970322
I loved it.
The dialogue felt natural, especially with Vidalia
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/759164939089174528
I WANT GREG TOWASHMYCAR.
>>84966426
>>84966197
Let's not forget that there is in fact a real gemstone called Ludwigite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwigite
>>84970400
Ro/ss/e?
new thread >>84970428
new thread >>84970428
new thread >>84970428
new thread >>84970428
>>84970374
Maybe she thought the baby could get down. There are a lot of animals that are ready to go after being born, she probably doesn't get much interaction with human babies.
>>84970418
>They just keep revealing new gems with no context
Jesus fucking christ CN is so bad at not spoiling shit
Also...is what we thought corrupt Jasper not Jasper? It didnt have her nose.
>>84967853
So Jasper gets corrupted, right?
So, how many years was it between Greg starting his car wash and job and when Steven was born?
>>84969693
Because reddit and tumblr communities in general tend to be enforced hugboxes where dissent can be punished through site mechanics (upboats), biased admins, and a political culture that sees nothing wrong with trying to ruin people's lives for holding the wrong opinion.
On 4chan you can do pretty much whatever the hell you want as long as it isn't illegal, and worst that will happen is someone calling you a faggot. This allows for both unchecked stupidity and interesting conversations that would be hard if not impossible to have on any other site.
>>84970177
>I was hoping to meet her
Not a 100% guarantee that she never did. It could be like "I was hoping to meet her (here) (again)", anything
Meet = see
>>84969988
She goes berserk, poofs the lot of them, and attempts fusion, cementing her as the ultimate villain.
>>84970472
It cute. I hope it's corrupted Jasper. Maybe her nose is hidden under that pile of hair.
>>84969653
>CalArts
C'mon, you know she went to NY School of Visual Arts.
>>84970529
faggot
>>84970624
It has a gem underneath it. Maybe it's just A corrupted Jasper/Quartz?
>Yesterday's episode
Wait, this is getting awfully hamfisted.
It's not even a metaphor, it's straight up
>fusions are fucking and Pearl was genuinely raping Garnet
>Lapis was having a mutually abusive relationship.
>Ruby, Sapphire, and Amethyst need a lease or would be completely intolerable monsters
I miss when it was just Garnet only really.
>>84970418
>That color scheme
Holy fuck! IS THAT OL' CRAZY LACE
>>84967987
I was enjoying myself but now that you are gone...wait who are you?