Steven Universe General /sug/

Rose, the baby is you.

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what happen to baby sour cream /sug/

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If Bismuth wasn't with the CG when the Diamonds struck, doesn't that mean she's corrupted?
And if the last place she remembers being at was that Strawberry Battlefield, was she the one that built the Pyramid Temple?

Rose went full retard.

How many episodes until Greg loses the money to some gem related antics?

I can't believe Sour Cream managed to climb a Ferriswheel as a baby.

>>84970428
Wow, you aren't smart. You fucked up the OP badly.

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Hooray for Lapis! ;_;

https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/759164939089174528

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>Greg turned from looking like he did in top picture to what he looks like in the bottom picture by the time Rose was pregnant.
Knowing that Rose was going to disappear and to turn into their child really fucked him up.

hey Madridista can you lend us a MEGA link?
I was unable to see the episode

>>84970463
Nobody knows anon

Well, except for Ronaldo, read about it on his blog

https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/759164939089174528
Pretty good at avoiding anything interesting for once CN

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>>84970469
Tenth for ROSE IS A FAT DONKEY

>>84970484

>even CN leak himself

Fucking kill me

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So why the FUCK is Steven doing the Diamond salute in the intro

>>84970485
>Implying she didn't tell him that right as Steven was born.

>>84970484
ok wtf

that first and last clip we have already seen but that middle clip wtf

is that Amethyst pretending to be a monster again?

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Where the FUCK was the soul patch I was promised???

>>84970475
I climbed out of my crib all the time as a baby, it's really not that hard.

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Here we go.

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here's amethyst

>>84970469
Nope and nope.

https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/759164939089174528

Interesting that they only showed three episodes, and in fact I'm pretty sure they specifically avoided the Amethyst ones.

Gonna take a wild guess and say that the monster is corrupted Jasper. Looks like the monster from the Gem Hunt leaks but with a different coating.

>>84970510
Thats a U, anon

>>84970469
I think she got poofed on that battlefield and then Rose bubbled her and put her in Lion and then the Diamond song happened.

>>84970485
What's that, like 10 years tops?

Depends on how old Sour Cream is.

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What does it say?

>>84970485
Greg needs to cut his hair and get a mustache to go full Carl

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CAN YOU A SMEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLALALALALALA

>>84970516
That's not amethyst though

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n o a l a r m s a n d n o s u r p r i s e s

>>84970510
OLY HSIT

>>84970510
Because the crystal gems decide earth was never really worth protecting and rejoin the empire

>>84970531
it looked like Amethyst pretending to be a monster

I mean the gem is in the right spot

>>84970525
qt

>>84970484
>it's a connie episode

>>84970534
nah man, its confirmed his arms arent flexible enough to connect

>>84970428
Good job messing up the youtube links, ya cunt. Now the OP will never be decent because /sug/ is such a bunch of mouth breathers that they will copy and paste this awful OP until the Sun dies.

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>>84970428
No, anon. Rose is a total dweeb and Steven is just like her but without the air of dignity.

Like goddamn, she's such a spaz.

>>84970544
It's her real name. Ask Pearl what it says, she knows.

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>>84970484
FUCKING GREAT MAN, THIS IS FUCKING GREAT, SUCK ON THAT BURNETT

>>84970531
Nah, no nose on its face. Its probably another corrupted Jasper, just not our Jasper.
>>84970522
A Ferris Wheel is still pretty high.

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>>84970428
>https://mega.nz/#!CNFBXKoJ!8eiww2NiigXqdO77mFj8U2uSr29CrFnsLM4m9X_ssDc
>free bandwidth quota exceeded

please help.

>>84970531
Not our Jasper though, the gem is in the wrong place and the wrong cut.

>>84970517
He was singing the song while washing cars so this was either slightly before he released that single or somewhat afterwards.

>>84970484
you can actually hear Burnett screaming in anger

>>84970510
The gems always do a hand thing to warp right? It is gem tech so it's probably just how you trigger it.

>>84970516
>Jasper theme plays when the sea monster emerges
i have a bad feeling about it

>>84970517
He didn't even have the van yet and hadn't even released his first album.

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You PLACED YA BETS, and here are the results! I held you to this /sug/! To those of you who voted for option 11, congratulations! I may have gone a bit too far with that last option.

Also I really loved this episode for more Rose, but young Greg's always great to see too.

>>84970478
>>84970571
:^)

>>84970565
You're right about the Gem, didn't notice it at first. That's clearly not Amethyst's either though, and I think even her couldn't pull off a shapeshift like that.

>>84970541
Sour cream is probably somewhere between 16~19 and Steven's 14, so 3~5 years?

So, how many years was it between Greg starting his car wash job and when Steven was born?

>>84970595
>CN e-mails him back
>It just says Fuck Yourself.
>Matt breaks his computer.

>>84970510
DEEPEST
L O R E
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R
E

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Imagine if Greg was asked to babysit a baby Onion

>>84970531
>jasper becomes corrupted after her mind breaks
>this is a hint towards the diamonds deploying some type of mind breaker toxin bomb to break all of the rebels minds and corrupt them

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>>84970510
Better question: Where the hell IS this? That's Earth above them, the Moon to the left.... Where the hell are they standing in the opening?

So how many years has it been between We Need to Talk and Greg the Babysitter? This is very important because this number combined with Sour Cream's age tells us how long Greg and Rose were together before she became an hero.

>>84970621
He'd be fucking dead.

>>84970605
I mean it seems to be acting way too calm to be an actual monster

and if anyone could shapeshift into something like that it would be Amethyst, I mean we already saw her become a Centipeedle

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>>84970589
but that's her theme playing at the background

>>84970579
>>84970595
This doesn't spoil shit.

>>84970485
He was living stress free up until that point.
Imagine how much stress he has from working a job that pays so little because it's at a horrible vacation.

>>84970586
Don't use Safari.

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>>84970428
We're back, baby!

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I wanna see more of Rose being a doofus.

>>84970484
>https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/759164939089174528
Can someone explain to me why people are giving CN shit for posting previews?

>>84970632

Bout 16 or so, Sour Cream is in highschool.

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We need to talk about Greg aging. We know he was babysitting Sour Cream about 2 years before Steven's born, but look. In Lion 3, by the time Rose is pregnant, it looks as if he's aged a decade.

What is going on?

>>84970651

I'm using firefox.

>>84970649
>This doesn't spoil shit.
how the fuck is a giant ass monster emerging in beach city not a spoiler

>>84970650
>you will never get to live a stress free life where the worry over money doesn't silently underpin every single moment

why do I keep bother living again?

>>84970621
Rose would never have wanted a baby, and there's a good chance she'd regret saving the planet.

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>>84970658
dat DA watermark

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Meh

I gotta admit, SC sounding exactly the same as a baby made me laugh.

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>>84970630
oh fuck man, theyve been pulling this shit since Jailbreak

>>84970649
This fucking spoiled that Jasper has succeeded fusing with a corrupted gem.

>>84970665
idk, these actually reveal very little about the week.

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>>84970484
Looks like Connie makes at least 2 appearances next week, have her meet Peridot ffs.

There seems to be two corrupted monsters as seen in the leaked Jasper pic, wonder what makes them different to the other corrupted monsters we've seen as they look to be making an appearance in latter episodes.

>>84970673
stress about having a baby and knowing your wife is gonna die

>>84970485

Top is 15 years ago.
Steven is 14 years old.

How do you go from that to THAT in no more than a year? Is Greg gonna be okay?

>>84970673
Settling down destroyed everything about him.

It happens.

>>84970484
>that riff when Bismuth forms

She's so gonna turn bad.

>>84970669
You may have completely misunderstood the situation. We can guess Sour Cream's age. The question is how many years has passed between We Need To Talk and Greg the Babysitter.

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>>84970484
>Connie's first mission
IT'S ABOUT GODDAMNED TIME, HOLY SHIT.

If there's one thing I hate about this show it's how long it drags its fucking heels about everything.

>>84970711
They're other Jaspers.

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What if Jasper is the only Jasper left? The whole reason she hated fusion to begin with being a sour-grapes response to not being able to fuse since the Rubies showed that same-gem fusion is acceptable whereas Jasper seemed to hate all fusion, but now she got a taste and just doesn't want to be alone anymore?

Not saying this is really the case, just want to float a fun discussion topic with you all.

>>84970673
either time travel or stress.

>>84970673
People get old. Thats kind of a big plot point of the last episode.

>>84970586
make an account, that usually goes away if you do

>>84970680
How is it? They fight monsters all the time and it's by no means confirmed that it's Jasper.

>>84970706
Where is her Gem then?

And you wouldn't have guessed that if it wasn't for the Gem Hunt leaks anyway.

>>84970717
Pregnant Rose Quartz must've been a lot to deal with.

>>84970717
Sour Cream is older than 15.

>>84970630
An orbital platform, obviously. I'm going to call it Beta Site.

>>84970673
Working a horrible job instead of asking Vidalia to put in a good word for him.

>>84970673
how do you know it was 2 years?

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>>84970737
I think Jasper has no friends

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>>84970544

Would you let Rose sit on you?

So I know that we're still getting new episodes next week but is CN changing the timeslot?Because when I look at their schedule all I'm seeing is We Bare Bears.

>>84970706
no it doesn't

we have no clue what that monster is and you only know it looks like the one from Gem Hunt cause you looked at the spoilers

Although I'm still calling that that is Amethyst, I mean it has her white hair and her gem placement

>>84970765
Kind of hard to when they all died in battle.

>>84970728

Steven is 14 and Rose seemed pretty pregnant when they took the vid. Greg met Rose on the night SC was concieved. Please add 2+2

>>84970706
idk, in the leaked screenshots jasper is holding two gems, one of which is similar to the monster in the preview.

>>84970673
they realized how much more popular younger greg's design was with the audience and are gonna do a retcon on how he looked when steven was born

>>84970747
Under the hairbangs/on the third horn
>colorscheme and a different gem in the chest
I don't even know.

>>84970665
The middle clip would normally be a mild spoiler but considering the leaks for Monday's episode we can probably guess that that monster is...

>>84970765
I imagine her going on missions with younger Gems and annoying everyone with boring war stories that also reveal her homoerotic admiration of Rose.

>>84970717
>Top is 15 years ago
no it isn't

>>84970485
I wonder if he ever jizzed all over Rose's gem and feels awkward when Steven shows it off.

>>84970739
he got old in 2 fucking years?

>>84970764
sour cream is weaned off milk so he has to be a year old.

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What would Peridot do if Jasper came stomping into the barn while Lapis was away, demanding to know where she is? Cower? Try to run and warn someone?

Or go nuts with her new metal powers, pulling the nails out of the walls and throwing the old car around like a wrecking ball to protect her cute roommate?

>>84970784
It plays Jasper's theme song, though.

>>84970797
Its the other corrupted Jasper that Jasper is holding in that one screenshot.

>>84970531
>Gonna take a wild guess and say that the monster is corrupted Jasper.

Whatever gem type Centipeetle is, all of her crew ALSO turned into Centipeetles. The monster in that clip is clearly the same type as the one from another clip, just a different color.

From this, it's pretty safe to conclude that all gems of a specific type corrupt into the same form.

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>>84970544
There is no god but God, Muhammad is the prophet of God

>>84970737
think of it that way

she's a naturally strong gem
the only way the likes of Rubies can compete with her is via fusion
so she grew resenting it over time as she doesn't need it in combat, but people keep using it against her

>>84970795

Too bad they cant since all the episodes have been made and shelved already till the end of season 4. Unless they want to go over them again.

>>84970501
NIGGA ARE YOU SERIOUS! THAT GEM MONSTER IS OL' CRAZY LACE

>>84970808
Greg, Pearl, AND now Jasper? Is it the boobers?

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>>84970516

just some previous gem monster from gem hunt

>>84970790
>Greg met Rose on the night SC was concieved. We don't know that. It seems unlikely to me that they only spent 4 years or so together before Rose killed herself.

I always thought Greg owned the car wash.

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This is your date for tonight.

Anons, have you ever met a baby as cool as Sour Cream?

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Would you?

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>>84970765
Ain't no such thing as a good war kiddo

>>84970792
Maybe Jasper poofed them and then fused with one (the teal one), failed again and then fused with the brown one. Maybe that's the hilarious part, Jasper keeps failing and failing.

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>>84970484
>gem monster fighting is back
aaaaaa
>Connie gets to go on a mission
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>84970823
Maybe that's Smoky Quartz, an Amethyst Jasper fusion

also it wouldn't be the first time they put misleading music in a promo, remember "What we really are?"

>>84970822

Scream and run in circles.

>>84970820
>sour cream is weaned off milk so he has to be a year old.
But how do you know how much time passed between Greg the Babysitter and the videotape in Lion 3?

>>84970822
According to a leaker Jasper attacks the barn soon, so we might see something along these lines

>>84970820
how do you know it wasnt more until they had steven.

>>84970822
She'd get on her trash can lid and levitate herself away.

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>>84970544
>tfw we'll never ever know (for a very long while anyway)

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>>84970873
YES, WANT.

Don't spoiler stuff that isn't actually a spoiler. There are enough actual spoilers itt.

>>84970864
>breaks the bubble shield just like that

Well, shit.

>>84970864
The colors are different you stupid dumb idiot moron retard

>>84970673
The beard and pudge do a lot of the aging work honestly. Otherwise it's just regular young Greg with thinning hair.

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>>84970510

>>84970873
she's cent from heaven

>sapphire gets corrupted
>ruby keeps trying to fuse with her

>>84970820
>2 years
You just pulling that number out of your ass or are you trying to say sour cream is only two years older than steven? Sour cream is at least 17 or 18

>>84970873
I would be glad until she started reverting

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>>84970878
YES

>>84970864
no it clearly isn't

look again, the one in the new promo has 2 horns not two and it very clearly has a different pattern on its body

>giant abomination rises from the sea and walks towards Sour Cream
Sour Cream: ..meh

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>>84970852
Oh shit nigga, you're right.

>Missions consist of finding and bubbling corrupted Gems before Jasper beats them and finds a new use for them

Neat.

What DID happen to baby Sour Cream?

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>Dat young milf Vidalia

>>84970864
They're obviously different monsters, since the second one is better, yellower, and has a beard and third horn.

>>84970866

>We don't know that.

You missed the scene with Vidalia and Marty fucking in Gregs van? Marty isnt the type sticking around.

So yeah, Rose and Greg spent only a couple years together

>>84970906
????
Not him but they clearly aren't different.

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>>84970863
Huge TACTICS of land!

>>84970887
not them but
>steven wasn't born yet
>he's currently 14 in the show
>greg the babysitter takes place 15 years ago

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im bored, should i write something? i haven't wrote in like over a month

>>84970823
It's probably another Jasper which was corrupted.

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>>84970910
Are you sure she wont be impeded by herself

>>84970934
Holy shit negro male

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>>84970918
>>84970878

DELETE THIS

>>84970888
Why would the person who saw the leak say it's a funny episode. I wonder how this plays out.

>>84970630
That... is actually a weird thing I have never even noticed. A ship? The floor is the same irridescent crystal material as the floor of the temple antechamber.

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>>84970765
I'm her friend

>>84970516
It's sea Jasper I'm pretty sure

>>84970950
Not that guy, but look at the patterns on the body.

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>>84970941
>Dat rose brest against the sand

>>84970958
You should not write anything ever again.

>>84970839
In Iran this was the only unblocked music/video

https://youtu.be/JZc_WbQn6v8

>Vidalia already showing wrinkles
Motherhood really does suck.

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>>84970950
Boy.

>>84970937
He had to grow up sometime.

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>>84970808
Someone needs to make an edit of this.

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>>84970873
no, this is your date tonight

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Hey /freaks/, here's a theory for the next episode. So the screenshot of Jasper holding the corrupted gems is the last one, right? What if she finds the corrupted shards somehow after Steven and Connie have defeated the gem monster? Centipeetle has giant white hair too, so it's possible the gem monster could be its own creature that also happens to have white hair. Also, if all other fusions have been an indication, shouldn't there be some visible aspect of Jasper in the fusion? Or at least extra limbs to signify that the creature is a fusion? Seems weird that the last bit of the episode would be a flashback showing Jasper fusing with the shards or whatever. What if she poofs the monster before Steven and that's why she is holding the shards? Anyways, that's my two cents.

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>>84970873
bug for fug

>>84970968
With Peridot around somethings always bound to be funny

>>84970798
But isn't that what a preview is? I guess what I'm saying is, how can you spoil your own shown?

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Gem Hunt summary:
Connie proves she's more capable on missions than Steven and Steven begins to become self-conscious about his own worth to the Crystal Gems. He starts acting cold towards Connie, causing her to attempt to reassure Steven that he is super valuable to the team. Then a corrupted gem attacks and Steven saves Connie, protecting her from the Gem and allowing Connie to use the moment to counter attack to pop the gem. It is then that the lesson that there is no "I" in team sinks into Steven's mind and he apologizes to Connie for being so overly conscious. They then go back and show Connie's parents the photographs for the outro.

Pearl plays a supporting role the entire time and doesn't do anything of importance during the entire episode.

>>84970993
that gem looks like a pearl ;_;

>>84970630
Clearly he's taunting homeworld gems while teleporting off their seconds-away-from-exploding ship.
I couldn't resist the urge either

>>84970673
Maybe get a job anon. You'll age like fine milk.

>>84970952
I'm totally fine with Jasper getting wet in the thoughts of Rose.

>>84970945
That, or Marty showed up once and only once years later. That wouldn't be out of character and would make more sense because four years doesn't sound like a rational amount of time for Greg and Rose to spend together. If your wife is sure to die if she has kids but she is adamant about having them then you'd wait as long as possible. A decade at least.

>>84970485
Rose is fucking radioactive. Some gemstones are.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffinite

>>84970993
Ah I thought you meant the gem and the monster in the pic were different. My mistake.

>>84970955
>>greg the babysitter takes place 15 years ago
No, that was Greg referring to an incident that happened when he was already working on the car wash.

>>84970505
Looks like Peter Griffin in drag.

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>>84970987
what's wrong, fag? you dont like girls with dicks bigger than yours?

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>>84970873
Sorry, I have one better

>>84970993
It's hard to tell because of the time of day the scene is in, but the hair and irregular color patterns, along with shape of the Gem Hunt beast point to Jasper.
The gem position is whatever the old one was, or a new one she added in because she's gonna corrupt herself from fusion madness. Homeworld was right, Fusion is sick.

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>>84970544
It literally says End Me

>>84971018
>pearl not taking over every episode she's in

bullshit

baby sour cream is just lennyface

>>84971018
it sounds plausible except you're missing a very important part of the episode which was leaked.

>>84971006
TL;DR

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>>84971018
>Pearl plays a supporting role the entire time and doesn't do anything of importance during the entire episode.
I really want her to punch Jasper at the end

>>84971018
You're missing japser dummy

>>84970993
How did Jasper get that gem? Shes clearly holding that one in Gem Hunt, but Gem Hunt is the first episode for next week though.

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>>84970822
Cowering and flailing the old car around with her powers while cowering, and then running away.

And then Jasper crawls out of the wreckage of the barn after Peri has fled, with a "I have the biggest boner right now" rape-face.

>>84971067
Jasper's theme plays too.

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>I'll never bathe with greg in the ocean

Garnet needs to die or unfuse for a long time. It's the only way Steven can truly become the leader of the Crystal Gems.

>>84971067
Its the other one she's seen holding ya dingleberry.

>>84971018
At least watch the leaks beforehand nigger

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>>84970909

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So is Jasper a sub or dom?

>>84971051
No you're just a terrible writer. Just because its smut doesn't mean it has to be terribly written.

how long before news of the powerful human gem hybrid gets back to the Diamond Authority and they start working on their own twisted version of it?

Just like how cross gem fusion caused them to make the Cluster and the forced fusion monsters

>>84971090
she may have already poofed the monsters the gang set out to capture

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>>84970993
fluffy

>baby sour cream
>super chill
>has his adult voice when he makes noises.

Why is this so cute? This should not be so damn cute.

>>84970993
Jasper became such a slut, that she begged a literal animal to fuse with her

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>>84970918

All the females itt are freaking out about Greg in this episode. SU must need more hunks because y'all sound seriously thirsty.

>>84971099
Garnet doesn't even enjoy being leader and isn't particularly great at even, I'm sure she has no problem handing the reigns to Steven.

>>84971099
Steven shouldn't be the leader

Garnet makes a way better leader

http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/148170072061/i-think-its-going-to-work-out-you-guys-thanks

All is well

>>84971105
both

>>84971105
Does it hurt your soul to know she will never get redeemed?

Wow I really liked that episode. Flashback eps are always great

>>84971018
Nice try, but no.

I doubt Jasper has actually fused with those creatures, only she has a use for them.

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>>84971105
What do you think

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>>84971125
>Jasper is so thirsty she is will to resort to beastiality
Yeah this doesn't look good for Jasper fags

>>84971140
Thank god.

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>I've changed!

Then why are you still beating up children, Jasper?

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ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT ROSE LEADED AN ARMY? SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RETARD.

Also, she spent 5000 years on earth AND STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHATS BABY?

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>>84971134
Young Greg is pretty cute tho

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>>84970789

>>84971140
>http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/148170072061/i-think-its-going-to-work-out-you-guys-thanks
what if that's just one of them su rp blogs
Ronaldo will be even more heart broken

>>84971125
Not even an animal, more like the insane and monstrous remnants of an animal

>>84971134
>females
Anon you're very innocent but no.

>>84971140
phew

>>84971006

You're a retard. The monster that came out of the sea is a corrupted Picture Jasper, and the monster in Gem Hunt is clearly a corrupted Orbicular Jasper.

Our Jasper is holding both their Gems in Gem Hunt. No idea what she plans to do with them.

>>84971140
First off, nice.

Second off, I wonder if we'll get some Peridot tweets tonight too.

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>>84971105

>>84971170
Hey, she did change. Now she doesn't use her weapon to beat them up.

Just her hands.

Leaks are literally killing my hype for SoS.
All the fun is in watching new episodes live without a clue, but now all the talkbacks are dull because everything drops early.
Fuck this.

>>84970848
Have they released any of the flashback episodes on DVD yet? If not, they could conceivably edit them for a DVD release.

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>>84971134
>females

>>84971170
she still thinks it's cross-dressing Rose
no shame in fighting the rebellion leader, really

>>84971022
>>84971067
>>84971125

THAT'S OL' CRAZY LACE! SHES ONE OF BISMUTH'S OLD FRIENDS

>>84971170
She was actually going to straight up murder Steven, not beat him up.

>>84971105

Confirmed sub. Do you even watch the show?

>>84971134
>females

I have a penis

>>84971173
>Also, she spent 5000 years on earth AND STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHATS BABY?

She knew what a baby was in the episode. She told Greg it took her a long time to realize babies = baby humans.

>>84970428
Hey guys.I wrote another Steven Universe fanfiction. This time, instead of posting it on Archive of Our Own, I posted it on 4chan's /aco/ board. It's a Jasper-centric fic. I guess to commemorate her return in the TV show??

>>84971184
About 1/3 of /sug/ is female. About 10% are boys who pretend to be girls.

>>84971170
Considering what we learned today, gems do not have children and Rose didn't even know they were the same species as adults. Doubt Jasper would either.

>>84971206
I'm kinkshaming !

>the gems recruit Jasper by slapping her shit hard and giving her fusion therapy from Ruby and Sapphire's fists
>or from steven fusing with her and bringing her mind to peace

>>84970737
Yellow D asked for "the jasper I assigned to you" to Peridot

>>84971206
>those eyes

IRISES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

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Post yfw Jasper tries to fuse with the Cluster and turns into a giant space robot like Buster Machine 7 except with lesbian space rocks

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>>84971219
Oh yeah.

>>84971115
In what order did she take them both out though?

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This thread sucks.

>>84971173
I don't think you understand english very well.
She said she USED to not know babies were the same thing as other humans. Considering she had most likely only learned about plant life its not that hard to fathom. She probably learned about it a long ass time ago from one of her former boy toys.

>>84971173
Rose respects boundaries.

wait, there are new episodes next week?
the tv guide shows WBB at 7 all week, so when does SU air?

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>>84971105
She's 100% S-type
YD was the only one powerful enough to tell her what to do before, but that's changed. Everything changes on Earth.

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>>84971170
Spare the rod and spoil the child

Malachite was a problem child you see

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>>84971245
>giving her fusion therapy from Ruby and Sapphire's fists
that's literally how it all started tho

>>84971245
>She begs them to hit her more.
>"Its the only way I can FEEL anything anymore!"

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>>84971181
nigga don't do this to me i will cry if they go that route

>>84971227
Ok, but she's still a fucking Dork.
That fought a war... is this some kind of weird trauma/PTSD?

>>84971136

Prescience = Apathy

This is why Garnet walks the golden path

/to obscure maybe ?

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>>84971134
did you say there are girls here?

>>84970737

Jasper says that fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger, so I think it stands to reason that:

>Only weak gems are allowed to fuse
>but it can only be with the same kind of gem

And

>Jasper doesn't fuse because gems like her aren't viewed as weak
>and therefore probably face stigma if they fuse at all

>>84971273
lapis sucks

my dick

>>84970544
Think I see an "E" so, Emerald?

>>84971228
Who are you?

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>>84971218
>'OL CRAZY LACE!
>BIGGS!

The monster from the ocean looks a lot like biggs jasper. That just leaves snowflake obsidian.

>>84971170
She changed in some ways

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>>84971273
Just put on the fucking hat

>>84971270
>In what order did she take them both out though?
at the same time, withdraw is a hell of a painkiller

>>84971213

Like they give a fuck about DVD releases. They released previous seasons with episodes not in order.

>>84971235
... this actually makes sense. When Jasper first saw Steven, she asked: "What is that?" Then after Lapis confirmed he was a human, Jasper said she knew what a human was and reacted accordingly. She probably assumed he's just overcooked.

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>>84971043
They are different, middle pic is Jasper is holding two Japser variants. The monster at the Frozen North and the one at the Beach aren't the same being, their skin patterns should indicate that.

so are animes from Australia instead of Japan in this show?

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>>84970544

>>84970485
Promo...not leak. Lets try not to lose perspective here.

>>84971181
That would be confusingly meta

>>84971168
Implying that women going so mad with lust they resort to depraved acts isn't my fetish.

>>84970597
What if..Jasper figured out how to fuse with a corrupted gem?

>>84970481
You're back!

>>84971310

That looks pretty tasty actually, like grilled meat.

Good episode today. The song was good and I felt bad for young Greg having to grow up. It was nice to see more of what Rose was like.

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>>84971287
>Jasper is a dickhead because she was programmed to fight and be strong, but there's nothing left to fight and she's one of the very few survivors of the rebellion
>becomes a tragic and pitiable character because she mentally just can't fucking cope anymore
>goes to corrupt, steven saves her with spit before she goes 100% bad, Jasper joins the party
Hello new redemption.

>>84971287
Every episode from now on will have Jasper jumping in from the shadows and Garnet nonchalantly swatting her over the horizon]
I can't wait

>>84971232
98% os statistics are false 80% of the time.
I have only ever seen one femanon that I actually believed.

I'm more amazed that there are actually gemstones called "crazy lace agate" and "crazy lace jasper"

>>84971336
the one at the beach is Jasper fused with more gems, retard

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Hey /freaks/ how do you feel now that your wife is a literal dog now. Bet you never expected that.

I am ovipositive for Centi.

>>84971308
REMEMBER THE NAME...
I'm Rivet.

>>84970463
ded

>>84971310
It's Bix not Biggs.
Bix being short for Bixbite.

>>84971341
>Steve Irwin is now a superhero that uses his power to befriend australian fauna-styled villains

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>>84971378
well she's always been my bitch

>>84971377
If they were fusions then Jasper's gem would appear where a nose should be.

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>>84971367
>redemption
NEVER
EVER
VER
ER
R

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>>84971059
I hope Kevin get's crushed in a horrible and bloddy car accident, and gets blamed on death for the extra victims caused by his lack of brakes.

>>84970481
best gem

>>84971351
Seriously though, who's attracted to women and doesn't have that fetish?

>>84971351
See I just want Jasper to be insanely jealous and possessive, like just assume everyone else wants fuse with her Lapis all of the time

>Stay away from her Lapis, I know what Peridot is really like, she is weak and pathetic she is just trying to trick you into fusing with her for your power

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>>84971376
My personal favorite is "plain crazy Jasper"

>>84971383
Oh, right.

I loved that other fic. I really, really loved that fic.

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>>84971134
>implying i'm not a lesbian

>Not enough Peridot
She makes an appearance week 3 right?

>>84971407

>loud shit

Get out.

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>>84971407
>loud house pic
sin

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This onion is making my dick cry

>>84971354
that's exactly what it smells like

>>84971377
It has the same exact pattern as the one in her right hand idiot.

>>84971392
I'd fucking watch that.

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>>84970544
I stand by my theory.

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Reminder that Jasper is a literal fucking retard and she deserves this fate. Fucking dumbass

>>84971436
>>84971433
>attacking the reaction image

No, no, we're better than that.
I think.

so, when are we going to get "young greg fucking young vidalia in the laundry" art?

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Wow all these leaks are getting out of hand and these people not using spoiler tags isnt helping euther. I dont wanna spoil myself too much until next week.
Well bye for now /sug/.

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Why do people keep saying /freaks/? is that the new name for faggots addicted to leaks?

>>84971433
>>84971436
a anon can't like both shows?

>>84971369
Girls watch cartoons. It's not like this is /sci/ where literally everyone is male. SU in particular attracts females.

I don't even know why you are skeptical besides you exagerating the "lol, no girls on 4chan" meme. 4chan isn't what it was 8+ years ago.

>>84971287
y'know if that happens it would kill me

>>84970993
...kill it.

Where did people get Smokey Quartz from? Where was this confirmed?

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>>84971407
>>84971433
>>84971436
Why is there an autism war between those two cartoons?

STILL LOOKING FOR /SUG/ GF

please, i don't even care who your favorite gem is

>>84971465
Bye, and take your broken gifs with you.