COLON THREE INTERNET FACE Edition
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>Weekly airing schedule (click to the right of the logo, times in EST)
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>Listen to the soundtrack
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FIRST FOR BEST GEM I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE SEEN HER
COLON THREE INTERNET FACE
So Gem Hunt is about Jasper?
Baseball ja?
>>84941575
this is the face of a true monster
What did Zuke mean by this
>>84941575
Past threads in order because some faggot didn't know how to put a fucking title
>>84914092
>>84910381
>>84918700
>>84923432
>>84923615
>>84930464
>>84934485
>>84938063
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/148124408196/you-know-what-im-over-her-im-over-jane-and Ronaldo is not okay
Reminder that Greg used a fucking gummy worm to fish
What are you listening, /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yget4xVAulE
lets enroll in a abusive relation
>You know what? I’m over her! I’m over Jane and I’m over LOVE and I’m over any sort of human companionship. I’m just going to be single forever and dedicate all of my time to my research, and my book, and to building a giant robot that I can pilot into space WHERE THERE ARE NO FEELINGS!
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/
Poor Ronaldo
???
>Lapis is taking out her starved lust on Peridot right now
>>84941646
Nice watermarks, nerd
>>84941658
Its one of those fake bait worms. My dad uses them all the time.
>I'LL BE BACK LATER!!!!
>>84941595
>Left: Joe
>Middle: Lamar
>Right: Paul (he actually did some additional uncredited boards for the climax of Laser Light Cannon)
>>84941658
And he nearly caught Jasper.
Clearly Jasper has a sweet tooth >>84941614
>>84941639
We've always known she was a monster. Thats why we love her.
>>84941641
amethyst enjoys earth's simple pleasures more than the other gems do
>>84941247
you really gonna tell me this looks nothing like lapis?
the show doesn't really try to throw out misdirection like that
there was a gem with the same gem shape and placement as lapis because it was lapis
They're LITERALLY fucking right now.
>peridot is comforting lapis right now
>post yfw
>>84941595
>>84941424
Since no other Gems have 'em, I'm gonna say she formed them on her own.
>>84941666
this isn't even funny anymore
fuck you steven
>>84941672
she'll be back later
SLUTTY
GEM
FEET
>tfw jasper will never love you because you're not strong enough
>Jaspis is over
All hail Gregsper
>Peridot types a dash to show that she's been "cut off" from speaking
>>84941671
I cant believe Peridot is dead.
>>84941700
They'll be fucking for hours.
>>84941688
Requesting a drawfag to draw Greg catching Jasper and throwing her back while telling steven he caught some trash
>>84941699
there are THREE lapis gems there
no seriously what the fuck?
You PLACED YA BETS, and here are the results! To those of you who chose option 6, congratulations!/sug/ really must have been craving some townie episodes at the time.
Reminder that Blue Diamond is by far the best written most elegant and mysterious character ever created
are there any unsolved mysteries left in this show that don't have an obvious answer?
>>84941666
when did i start feeling sorry for ronaldo goddamn
here's amethyst
Lion is a forced fusion between a gem and a cat
>We finally have some Jasper in the show
>Zuke tries to somehow push Lapidot in the same day
>>84941699
I think it was another Lapis, she has different hair,
Just watched it. Well, I've always liked Lapis, but this gave me a new perspective
>Lapis enjoyed having an escape vent in Jasper throughout all of Malachite. Thousands upons thousands of years of helplessness being let out every single day
>She said "I miss her", probably because she's still fucked up from all that and still wants to choke a bitch, but everyone around her doesn't deserve it and she knows it, so she holds it all back
>Meanwhile Jasper was getting the shit beat out of her but she also got to feel all of Lapis' power as her own plus some, and even thought she was the abused one she felt a high out of being able to control 70% of an entire planet. Even if she couldn't actually do it, she could feel the weight of the power
Jasper's existence is kinda sad. She doesn't seem to care about anything except power. I get the feeling that when she called Lapis a monster, it wasn't as an insult, it was a compliment. She said she "gets' fusion now but I doubt it, it's just a "get power" button. I can't even understand how you can be so obsessed with one single thing that it turns being piledrived at the bottom of the ocean for months into some kind of afterthought. Shit that's like saying you like warm weather and looking back with a smile on being burned because it was toasty.
And this also expands on why Lapis just wants to be left alone for most of the time. It's not just that she's done with all the bullshit and being a prisoner, she's trying to separate herself from other she might want to hurt. Steven must be the one being in the world she knows she wouldn't even think about hurting so he gets a pass, but she sees herself as a ticking bomb, a villain. Usualy this wouldn't be justified, but she spent months doing nothing but beating the shit out of another gem and there's really no nice way to spin that when she knew it was just because she could and wanted to let out all that anger.the ride isn't gonna get smoother is it
REMINDER!
LAPIS PUNCHING THE SHIP AND HITTING JASPER IS A METAPHOR FOR A SUNKEN SHIP!
JASPER AND LAPIS ARE A CRACKED SHIP CONFIRMED!
>>84941710
But why deleting it
Fuck off jani
>get back from confrontation with abusive/abused/crazy as fuck ex
>annoying green meme straight off the bat after some very awkward conversation with the large bald human that Steven hangs out with
lapis is suffering
AAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
JASPER COME BACK
GOD DAMN IT
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
FUCK
NOT AGAIN
Lapis and Jasper's relationship in a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpwCJzPlz8k
>>84941782
I'm weirded out
Did sugar give this the Ok
>>84941772
Namely a shard of Pink Diamond
Hey guys, I wrote a Steven Universe fanfiction.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7613530
>>84941664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaTiVL9zkN4
>>84941729
>Jasper
>turning good
DELUSION!
>>84941641
Trying to shoot down AmeDot by showing amythest enjoying herself alone. She'll do anything to push LapiDot
>>84941718
>>84941763
What is in Stevonnie's pants?
I find it really funny how tumblr is attacking each other over who was worse in the failing relationship. Going at each others throats because either 'Nobody is mentioning how Lapis is a vindictive monster, ignoring it because she's a visually a good model for an abuse victim' or 'People not accepting that nobody should like Jasper for forcing Lapis to be with her, and Steven was right for hating her.' Especially when neither side is black or white.
Anyhow, if Jasper is to be redeem, I can see hints at a possible relationship with Lapis, but then everyone is going to yell at Sugar for putting Lapis back into an abusive realtionship, showing that it's okay for that to happen. I do hope that in the end, it's Lapis that wants to get back together but Jasper is against it and has to turn Lapis down; that would turn things on it's head and be interesting.
>>84941666
Jesus Christ Steven fix this.
I can't believe in this.
>>84941782
What will it take for delusional anons to stop taking signs that Lapis and Peridot have a positive and mutually beneficial friendship as Zuke merely rubbing her wet vagina on the keyboard?
Hooray for Lapis!;_;
Needs more clingy Cheetos
>>84941785
We wanted lore and gems, we are getting lore and gems
It's only the beginning
I can't deal with how perfect Lapis is
>>84941703
THANK YOU ZUKE
So, before inconsiderate faggots start filling /sug/ with Gem Hunt pictures without spoilers,
any edit requests tonight?
Another request from an earlier thread.
>>84941847
>Lapis
>tits
>http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/
>I’m over any sort of human companionship
perixronaldo
literally cap this
>>84941769
everytime I see this post I read it kinda like "neh Everett"
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x31r66r
>>84941829
She doesn't even need to be good. Just not actively fighting for the opposition.
GET FUCKED JASPER FAGS
>>84941614
Someone get me leakerdingo's address so I can send him a cake just like this one
>>84941829
If there were no plans to redeem her even slightly, why bother making her sympathetic at all?
>>84941823
Better save that shit quick, dicks. 'Cause I might take and back that shit down any gay day now, wow.
I'll come down faster than the Walls of Jericho. That's a joke you'd get if you were in Judaism. Rebecca Sugar'd get her "Gay Lesbian Space" Rocks off to that joke, shit.
>>84941763
Pink Diamond
Lion
Bismuth
The chest
Lapis and Pearl's pre-Rebellion backstories
How many mysteries are left really? The show isn't going to last forever
>>84941763
No that I think about it the writers made all the show's appeal in a series of mysteries and questions, and now that they're all mostly answered I have nothing to lok forward too
>>84941864
This with pearl
>>84941865
Not the OR, but nice!
>>84941729
no, Greg already lost one he doesn't get another
>>84941905
done
>>84941864
Centipeedle as Leela.
>>84941813
It's more this for me https://youtu.be/Qv3-vANWwcU
Reminder: Ruby is the one who set all events on Steven Universe just by intervene whit Sapphire's predictions, she's the one you should blame for the continuation of the war, the poor and innocent Lapis Lazuli trapped for thousands of years inside of a wretched mirror owned by a defective, neurotic, salty and envious pearl, the diamond's bomb, the corruption of centipeetle and the other gems, the fusion abominations, and the cluster.
Im sure that maybe she is responsible of Pink Diamond disappearance, somehow.
And of course of the future destruction of earth.
Earth may have been one of the greatest Gem Colonies but now is just a wasteland full of organic life and vermin.This is not some sort of propagandistic message. I'm not and never been related with the court of Blue Diamond.
>>84941729
Sorry, he's taken
wait huh
why is everyone talking about lapidot what the fuck
>>84941785
>I can't even understand how you can be so obsessed with one single thing that it turns being piledrived at the bottom of the ocean for months into some kind of afterthought.
It's her function.
>>84941719
>Lapis will never let you drop to your death while rock climbing letting your love end on acliffhanger
>>84941934
I want loyalists to leave
>>84941703
>Comforting
>Not getting her ass beat by
>>84941837
Their relationship is tricky and was always going to be a massive source of debate across the entire audience, not by just 'tumblr'.
Steven just has no empathy for Ronaldo does he?
>"It'll be better this time!"
Oh no. Oh noooooooo.
>>84941837
>I find it really funny how tumblr is
You need to go back
If you enjoy browsing tumblr thats fine
If you enjoy browsing 4chan thats fine too.
But if you browse both and then bitch about how tumblr is doing something on 4chan to feel superior you are worse than the retards who frequent both. Cross posting is cancerous and should be banned. That included twitter screen shots
>>84941944
Because everything Zuke does has Lapidot behind it
Like when she took a dump this morning, total Lapidot
>>84941934
So Blue Diamond, still wanna go out for baseball?
>>84941846
>Zuke merely rubbing her wet vagina on the keyboard?
Nice try Zuke, we all know you are doing exactly that.
>>84941966
oh so it's just shitposting
alright
>>84941944
lapidot shippers are like vegans in that they will die if they do not bring up that fucking pairing every 30 minutes
CURRENTLY, AT THE BARN
>>84941729
Now we're talking anon.
>>84941664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
>>84941966
I just left a huge steaming Lapidot in the toilet it can't even flush
can you handle her power, /sug/?
>>84941983
That's fucking stupid
You twits made me think there was a preview or something
What a bunch of fucks
>>84941864
Pearl and steven perhaps?
>>84941985
They're gonna have some regretful cheer-up sex.
Okay, I've been thinking real hard about how Jasperedemption could still happen. Let me begin by saying I am not nor have I ever been a Jasperfag.
First of all, both Jasper and Lapis have to admit they did bad things. Both of them. They're both victims and they're both abusers.
Second, an event or circumstance needs to happen that makes Jasper work with the Crystal Gems. She can't just show up and be like "I'm nice now." It will probably have to do with how YD is hunting her with the rubies. Something she knows or can do.
Finally, and this is big, Steven has to have a change of heart about her. Right now he hates her without even knowing she's in the water off the side of the boat. Jasper has to reveal some part of her that makes Steven think "oh... I was too hard on her." Part one would certainly help. Steven has to accept that Lapis isn't this perfect water angel he makes her out to be. Because right now every gem, including lapis, is telling Steven "she's done some bad shit" and Steven just shouts "NOOOOO"
>>84941782
Zuke the Duke can do whatever she wants.
Zuke is to SU what Sugar was to AT. Without Zuke, SU would die!
Does anyone have any Connie x Greg drawings or knows of any fanfiction about them?
>>84941813
>>84941929
No no, it's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RUMpYDlE5Y
>>84941996
YES!
PICK ME
>>84941846
How about giving us some of that in the actual show?
Considering how Zuke does ship Lapidot pretty explicitly it's not unreasonable to not lend the fake Twitter she runs too much weight.
>>84942011
Jasper is gonna get shattered
>>84941944
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
What if Jasper kidnaps Greg thinking he's a Quartz because of his hair and stocky build?
>>84941966
>Zuke inhales air
>"FUCKING ZUKE WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO DRAG LAPIDOT OUT OF HER VAGINA AND SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY FUCK"
>>84941996
No, but I'll be damned if I don't try.
>>84941666
>I’m over any sort of human companionship
>building a giant robot that I can pilot into space
Peridot x Ronaldo confirmed
>>84941889
Is the joke that the walls were cheaply built because they cut corners to try and save money?
>Jasper finds Peridot with Lapis
>Assumes Peridot stole Lapis from her and tries to beat her so that Lapis will be with her again
I will honestly be shocked if this isn't the direction they're going.
>>84941664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra9dZOt1wYQ
>>84942027
>>84941575
ROSEin a swimsuit, this is what i needed.
>>84942034
This is stupid.
>We CAN FLY
Jesus I can't get over how funny that line was
>>84941846
it can be both
>>84941575
>NYEHEHEHEH! I'M GONNA RUN AROUND THE BARN WITH CLOTHES ON!
I'm enjoying Peridot's twitter.
>>84941763
That weird thing in the Moon Base
>>84942027
Fuck off, Jasper.
You will never be better.
>>84941769
here's garnet
>>84942027
Not gonna lie, the "we could fly" line was so specific it was kinda funny
Jasper goes on and on for like three minutes about power and being strong but the one thing that she sounds happier about is flight
HNNNNNNG
>>84942011
Say it with me boys and grills
NEVER EVER
>>84942045
>implying the "omg lapidot confirmed" fags aren't far more prevalent and annoying
Especially shitty considering that depressed tweet streak she made complaining how people analyzed her every post for evidence of their ships being canon.
>>84941666
That fuckin sucks
>>84941823
It tries too hard to be funny, I don't mean to be a dick but your jokes are a little forced.
>>84942057
No. But if you wear a fedora, that's what you'd have me believe.
>>84942011
>Steven has to have a change of heart about her. Right now he hates her without even knowing she's in the water off the side of the boat. Jasper has to reveal some part of her that makes Steven think "oh... I was too hard on her." Part one would certainly help. Steven has to accept that Lapis isn't this perfect water angel he makes her out to be. Because right now every gem, including lapis, is telling Steven "she's done some bad shit" and Steven just shouts "NOOOOO"
This is the part I don't accept will happen. I do not think this show has the capability and depth of writing to redeem Jasper without it just being everyone "forgiving" her, and not also apologizing for their role in all the shit that happened.
Then again, I never thought Lapis would actually admit how big of a cunt she was, so maybe I'm wrong.
>>84941575
lapidotfags are jerking off furiously to this shit as we speak...eugh
>>84941846
>Lapis and Peridot have a positive and mutually beneficial friendship
Bitch where?
We've barely even gotten near that point in the actual show.
If Jasper is Bluto then who is Popeye?
>>84941944
The Peridot official twitter is suggesting that Peri is comforting Lapis (character x comforting character y is classic ship fuel)
Said twitter is run by Lauren Zuke who loves herself some Lapidot.
It's not that hard to follow the line of logic.
>>84941905
>>84941921
Yeah, I did that one a while ago when it was first asked for.
>>84941928
Maybe? What picture were you thinking?
>>84942008
Eh, worth a shot. Might end up just doing my own vectors for it even depending on how it looks.
after that ep. "insert gem here" is the worst
>>84942032
If you think that, you haven't been watching this show for very long.
>>84941763
the mystery of true friendship is ineffable
>>84942102
>Especially shitty considering that depressed tweet streak she made complaining how people analyzed her every post for evidence of their ships being canon.
Holy shit no fucking way
Are you fucking with me man?
Important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10859556
http://www.strawpoll.me/10859556
http://www.strawpoll.me/10859556
http://www.strawpoll.me/10859556
>>84942011
Jasper becoming a CG is too easy imo. It makes more sense for her to become a 3rd party, maybe fueled by her continued obsession over Lapis
>CG's get taken prisoner
>Lapis gets taken prisoner
>Jasper finds out, goes apeshit
>>84941898
>basically solved
>basically solved
>the only thing we don't know is why she was bubbled
>not going to be addressed
>the first probably won't be addressed, the second has already been predicted
So bismuth is the only mystery really
>>84942081
it's a geode
>>84941899
ABANDON SERIES!
>>84941666
This is obviously a parallel between Jasper and Lapis. Ronaldo is Jasper and Jane is Lapis.
>>84942069
It just reminded me of this guy.
"AND I THINK I CAN JUGGLE NOW!"
I need pictures! Pictures of Peridot spooning Lazuli!
>>84942121steven
>>84942121
Peridot, of course. Her arms get super strong when she takes her iron in the form of copious amounts of spinach.
>>84942052
actually, i legit thought this was going to happen the first time
fuck this is kinda hot
>>84942102
>depressed tweet streak
You mean like every Zuke's tweet?
>>84941789
I want to combine this .gif with one from Say Uncle, but every time I edit a .gif it comes out dithered no matter what.
>>84942138
>no option for all of the above
shit poll
>>84942157
>>84942122
That's stupid.
>>84942102
Scratch that, that's really, really fucking stupid then
Anyone have a stream link for the new episode? can't download anything onto the machine I'm using at the moment
>>84942141
>>basically solved
>>basically solved
>>not going to be addressed
So you're just baiting? Okay.
>>84942113
I don't get it.
>>84942098
>everybody is hyping up jasper's return
>she gets a few minutes of screentime
>gets put back on the bus
freaks on suicide watch
>>84942182
Lurk moar
>>84941865
Wow, thanks!
>fan art is of super sexy cheetoh puff
>in-show art makes her super gross
why sucrose
>>84942066
Your mom is stupid.
>>84942181
It's obvious lion is pink diamond and the chest will never be addressed becuase it wasn't even part of the damn foreground
I can't believe Jasperfags were right all along. I remember back when the forced fusion thing first happened they were bawling up a storm about Lapis being abusive, but it was actually confirmed. Huh.
>>84942172
>wanting to fuck an ugly man face with the bigger teeth than a great white
>>84942029
>Considering how Zuke does ship Lapidot pretty explicitly
Uh, no she doesn't. Everyone distorts anything she does to make it Lapidot, regardless of whether they're for the ship or against it. Zuke draws Lapis and Peridot interacting, she clearly wants them to have steamy lesbian sex, right? That's /sug/ logic for you. There's nothing 'explicit' about it, it's not even there at all. Everyone is just being delusional, even if they hate the ship, and it's spiraled out of control enough that people genuinely believe she's trying to force it into the show. All she does is her job, what Sugar tells her to do.
>>84942102
She hated people analyzing personal tweets, like "people who hate each other falling in love", because people are attaching the brand she works for everything she says and does
But this the official Peridot account, it is literally SU related and can be analyzed as much as people want
>>84941958
is keepbeachcitysafe a blog from the crewniverse? is fucking weird, it also posted the episodes titles of the rest of the season and the are all accurate
>>84941782
true as fuck
>>84942123
Im super impressed with your work and kinda want to suck your dick
>Jasper so broken that she has completely forgotten about her mission and is an utter fusion slut who will murder just for her fix
Holy shit, this episode was haram!
>>84942207
You dummy, amoebas don't have mothers.
Regardless, that's still something dumb to dedicate the thread to 2bh
>>84942061
>this is how peridot poofs
I don't see this obsession of Jasper's with the most powerful gem on earth ceasing anytime soon. Japser was already aggro towards Steven because she thought lapis got a new bitch (and for breaking them up)
However, it was also severely delay Jasperdemption. Or really maybe she'll never be a literal Crystal gem, just this aloof occasional ally instead
>>84941772
>>84941820
I'm pretty sure Lion is an animal...
Why is it so hard to believe that gems have animals on their planet just like humans do?
So if Jasper isn't corrupted from the Malachite battle, what makes her become that way?
>>84942148
I`m reminded of that one Twisted Metal endings myself
A legitimate question
http://www.strawpoll.me/10859577
>>84942011
>>84942141
I think it would be more interesting is end game Jasper went back to her "fusion is for chumps" ways.
Right now it looks like she lost some of her sense of self and thinks that only fusing back as Malachite is gonna give her the power she wants.
It would be more interesting if somehow it built up to her gaining pride in her own strength again and even getting stronger before, maybe doing shti that she never could due to the influence of the CG. I mean, Peridot never knew she could be magneto. Maybe Jasper can unlock something too, or at least get to the point where she's satisfied with her own strength.
That would make both "recognize self worth" and "diminish lust for power for its own sake" possible goals for her character arc
>>84942201
Because Jasper fanart oversexualizes her to compensate for her almost complete lack of personality or positive traits?
>>84942138
>Lapis option is blue
>Jasper option is orange
>Peetle option is green
God bless
>>84942201
But, none of the gems are attractive in-show.
>>84941944
because lapidotfags are desperate as fuck for their ship, and when leader zuke throws a bone, they run for it
>Jasper dies again
God damn it.
WeirdAlienSEX
>>84942201
I thought she looked great. I don't know what you people are on about. Did you simply forget the art style of the show?
>>84942231
>Jasper is shit
Pretty much business as usual for her
>>84941639
PEETAAAH
>>84942179
Madrista's upload
https://mega.nz/#!2tkUADhJ!VHeo6sVIrXLgdAYoMj82kY5NnZLcuqNV9c5dOpun-FE
bummed he doesn't just post it here anymore, the dailymotion shit is omega tier lag
>>84942243NTR
>>84942123
How about this?
>>84942135
>>84942178
I can't into decent snapshots but I hope this is legible
>>84942255
Please, she got fusion-raped until she started to enjoy it. She's going to be addicted to being dominated for the rest of her existence.
>>84942177
Dammit Parker, I said Peridot! Get back out there and get me my story!
>>84942261
c'mon now, anon
>>84942251
I am a freak for beaks.
>>84941639
"HEY LOIS, REMEMBAH THAT TIME YOU STOLE THE ENTIRE OCEAN?"
>>84942242
greg's cat ate pink diamond's shards. That's why pearl was always taking inventory of the shards and... of forget it. It's all over anyway
>>84942110
So are the Steven Universe fandom's memes. So it fits; the motif and design are perfect and intermesh flawlessly. I've captured the mood and feel of Steven Universe perfectly with my fanwork. Where's my prize, youdick?
Also, the humor is written that way intentionally. So there(?).
>>84942139
Japser is gonna whiteknight Lapis for Bismuth like that one anon said isn't she
>>84942276
Steven you asshole why would you KISS SOMEONE ON THE EYE
>>84942121
Bismuth is Bluto, Jasper is popeye
>>84941595
Amethyst enjoys mimicking humans
>>84942261
gonna go ahead and call you a fag
>>84942238
Judging by the direction things are going, I don't think Jasper will be redeemed. Her obsession will destroy her and it'll be a metaphor for self-destructive behaviors being horrible for you and everyone around you.
>>84942266
that smug face omg
>>84941575
bruh
well this was an eye-opener to fusions as well as Sucrose's view on abusive relationships
>>84942264
>Jasper has survived a Garnet Song, being electrocuted, forced towards the bottom of the sea, falling into the molten core of the earth, being hit up into the air and sent flying miles away, and being rejected by Lapis
Jasper is true suffering, and i`m horny just thinking about it
>>84942102
Zuke wouldn't care about that. Shipperfags are to be expected by anyone creating a show. What isn't to be expected is anti-shipperfags who try to warp her into some sort of ship demon trying to change canon into her own ways.
Anti-shipperfags are way more pathetic nonetheless. At least shipperfags distort canon to see something they like, the antis do it to see something they don't want to see so they can complain about it. It's quite hilarious actually, but also pathetic.
>>84942291
Christ
I feel sorry that Zuke has such awful fans , quite honestly
This really does seem pretty fitting now.
>>84942201
jasper is cute
CUTE
Peridot needs a weapon
>SU tackles homosexuality, relationships, etc
>Transgenderism hasn't been tackled yet
>>84942246
>you're now on the biggest runway in the world!
>>84942312
the sketch is a direct parallel to sugar's jasper/lapis pic
>>84942121
Garnet.
>>84942213
Zuke took multiple selfies showing off her Lapidot phone cases (yes plural)
Lapis and Peridot holding hands and blushing
>>84941974
Baseball!! As a normal Human being i love use baseball.wretched traitorous sapphire scum! if i ever have the chance to put my hand on her i will shatter her disgusting gem in tiny pieces and send them to the nearest star.
I want to lick Jasper's big chompy teeth.
Stevens been kind of an asshole lately, hasn't he.
I really hope he gets knocked down a peg by the end of the summer
>>84942354
>>Transgenderism hasn't been tackled yet
Don't worry, Bismuth is on its way.
>>84942339
>Zuke wouldn't care about that
twit
>>84942291
>>84942157
There you go. Peridot comforting Lapis with spooning.
>>84942338
>>84942350
>>84942201
>it's a "Shit Jasper fans completely forget how she looks because of off-model fapbait fanart" episode
>>84942350
That's not the face of happiness, that's a face of a psychotic rapist.
There's no mystery left to this show. no speculation left to do.
I never realized how little I actually enjoy this show for itself
is it sad that Steven is slowly becoming "That Guy"?
>>84942354
Alone Together
>You will never rape Jasper into submission.
>>84942119
I meant it in a hypothetical sense. It's obviously heading in that direction, at least definitely in the 'Peridot comforting Lapis' aspect. Barn Mates exists to showcase that potential for their relationship.
>>84942213
>that people genuinely believe she's trying to force it into the show
She did pitch the plot to Barn Mates.
>>84942351
>>84942339
You are retarded.
>>84942354
Lars
hey /sug/ legit question: does Lapis really care for Steven?, or she is a cunt, or she is a cunt that cares for steven....what do you say?
>>84942354
God I hope it never is.
We need more jasper x lapis hatesex
>>84942291
Oof, that's way too much pressure for doing something you like doing
>Jasper's like an adorable little kid and only cares about being really strong.
Fuck she's starting to grow on me.
>>84942377
Feels like it's been intentional too, maybe it'll lead to something.
>>84942396
*psychotic rape victim
>>84942354
didn't steven crossdress in that one ep
that's the same thing
>>84942400
How was that about transsexuals?
>>84942415
Lars isn't trans
>>84942424
I liked how much character we got from her. "we could FLY" and her genuinely trying to get Lapis to fuse was oddly cute.
>>84941813
>>84941929
>>84942025
NO, this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2srT6hh2Y
>>84942382
kek
>>84941996
My body is ready
>>84942400
Not really
>>84942416
Why wouldn't Lapis care about Steven?
He's the only person that listened to her in thousands of years and actively sought to help her.
If she really didn't care about him she could have fucked off to some other part of the planet far away from him and all the other gems
>>84942291
LAY OFF THE ZUKE YOU SHIPFUCKS
>>84941666
If Steven doesn't fix this shit he's gonna be just as bad as Lars is. Hardly anyone will believe in a twerpy little bastard that would do this and not give a damn.
Did Jasper's comments about Lapis have a greater meaning beyond just her being powerful?
>You're pointing that shield the wrong way, she's the one you should be afraid of
so much much do i pay to see season 3 and 4?
>>84942398
Yeah.
Hopefully they're doing it on purpose to eventually teach all the tumblr racists that have latched onto this show that the world isn't black and white. Just because you don't like someone doesn't make them irredeemably evil
>>84942412
t. anti-shipper faggot
>>84942310
>he's not into worming
ha ha, keep up with the times, gramps.
>>84942433
Don't you dare...DON'T FUCKING DARE! EVER! CORRECT ME AGAIN!
>>84942408
Well how about we let storyboarders stop commandeering that development in outside media and instead let it happen in the show.
>>84942216
you are pathetic.
Steven should have licked that boat hole.
Lapis is strongest Gem by FAR.
>>84942445
Lars is a transcoolkid
Be happy /sug/,Peridot is a mommy now.
new OC same as the old OC
>Daily reminder that Connie will be first kiss and Lapis first fug of Steven
What would Lapis and Peridot's fusion name be?
What's their personality combined?
Who would voice her?
>>84942492
>implying lord sucrose would let her do that
Chill. All we'll get from Peridot's twitter is implications and shitposting.
>>84942424
She isn't a little kid, she's a power mad cunt who doesn''t care about anyone but herself
It's weird of any possible filler plot, the Ronaldo/Jane conflict Steven caused is not going to happen.
>>84942481
>>84942506
speak american
so why didn't steven spit on the boat?
also if steven gave a blowjob to a circumcised dick would they grown foreskin?
>>84942476
Take your meme elsewhere,
And no, shippers are cancer, anti shippers are cancer, you are all cancer.
Quit ruining Zuke's fun you fools
>tfw you miss your old relationship even though it sucked
>>84942504
That's a strong ass.
any edit/draw requests?
>>84941666
Steven why did you had to be such a little cunt
better fix this shit ASAP
>>84942351
And when she fuses with Amethyst, it becomes a chainsaw!
>>84942410
>>84942351
periodot interrogating and torturing enemies with hermetalpowers when?
>>84941666
this is too real
i`m actually kinda sad now
GEM HUNT SNEAK PEEK IN 15 MINUTES
RIGHT
>>84942528
Because he had no personal attachment to this ship
I did not ask to relate to this children cartoon
>>84942528
I feel like it would take more than a little spit to heal that huge-ass hole in the boat
Probably
>>84942299
>>84942319
They are simple cartoon character designs. Meant to be easily identified and expanded upon in your mind.
That Pearl and Amethyst aren't attractive, you've made the idea of them attractive.
>>84942468
We're going to see Bismuth's side of poofing Lapis and something tells me she wasn't an innocent little deer in headlights.
>>84942508
Very good
>>84942533
Same, i just need someone
>>84942537
anything opal plz
>>84942339
This thread alone is proof enough that shippers drown out any other voice but their own.
>>84942562
Would kids even like this episode?
>>84941666
Steven you fuck
Why didn't he feel bad when this happened? Why does Steven show no remorse?
>>84942537
Nazi Lapis
>>84942537
I want Jasper complaining to a crew of gems we've never seen
>They still don't like me! I don't get it! why are they all so mean?!
>>84942461
i just had this gut feeling that lapis started to not give a fuck anymore for him,hopefully i will be wrong
>>84942439
You're thinking of transvestites.
>>84942537
This with Ruby and Sapphire?
>>84942449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I
this Gaga song is a bit closer
>>84942576
thanks
>>84942504
Where tf is her gem.
>>84941666
Holy shit Steven get the fuck on this.
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>84942338
she didn't fall into the molten core of the earth
the fissure was on an island, she probably just fell into the sea again
>>84941641
amethyst is an earthling in way the other gems can't relate to. So she enjoys her homeworld alone. But content.
>>84942439
I like crossdressing and I'm not transgender
Remember this exchange in Same Old World?
>"It feels like I only get to see you when something horrible's happening"
>"That's just how it is with me"
LAPIS CONFIRMED FOR HORRIBLE PAST CRIMES
>>84942585
Maybe
I dont think they would understand how lapis feel
>>84942485
I do what I want. I'd do it again, too.
>>84942568
pearl's grace is attractive
>>84942372
source?
>>84942559
yet backwash into a juice that he had no intention of sharing in the first place but was happy to upon request could cure bad eyesight?
steven cares about his dad, and he cares for his well being, which seems like more than enough incentive for his spit to work since it would be coming from a place a love
let's all guess how long until jasper comes backtwenty one episodes
>>84942602
>>84942636
>distinguishing between mental illness
retarded is retarded, anons
>>84942670
By next week.
>YFW Lapis started reeling in Jasper
>>84942305
>greg's cat ate pink diamond's shards.
That one of the stupidest things anyone's ever come up with and I really, really, really want you to stop pushing it.
>>84942382
SAVED
>>84942537
Jasper and Lapis respectively as Clay and Bloberta, under the ocean, separated by a chain please
if the gems worshiped the chaos gods from warhammer 40k, which gem would worship which god?
>>84942681
>>84942662
Her Instagram which she just recently made private
Ask on /trash/ there's a guy who collects pictures of the crewniverse
>>84942697
40k a shit
>>84942680
yeah but we know that's wrong
so
no to that
>>84942674
If you're just going to be proud to be wrong, then why even bother posting?
>>84942681
>>84941703
mmm
>>84942410
I like this picture but for the life of me I cannot understand who taped drills to Peridot's hands or why she wants to attack Steven with them.
>>84941772
i think that would be the result of a Steven and Lion fusion.
>>84942583
why does it bother you anyway?
i'll never understand why people get so triggered by people wanting two characters to fuck
Dingo said he isn't going to post Week 3 and 4 screenshots.
I'm guessing Misseps will?
>>84942681
I knew it the second that bulge formed under the water
>>84942681
>>84942506
>Steven! Be careful with her!
>Oh my God! She's so small and fragile!! I'm going to take care of her forever!!
So everyone can share the cringe
>>84942354
>the Ruby squad comes back
>one of them regenerated into the shape of a Peridot and insists on being called that
>she doesn't know shit about machines but don't you dare question her mineral identity
>>84942697
Stop /tg/. We only ever let you visit when a new DnD or 40k comic gets released. Back to your board fa/tg/uy.
>>84942752
yup
Why is everyone "still" liking Jasper after this episode! ARE YOU ALL RAPIST!
>>84942720
I actually have that skin condition on my ass
it looks ugly as fuck
>>84942697
I don't know what those are, but I think Garnet would follow that red guy because she's a red guy, Amethyst would follow that fat guy in the hopes that he's share his pork chitlins and Mountain dew, and Pearl would follow the semen demon because shes obsessed with pussy.
I've bled myself dry /sug/, dry of everything good inside of me and every source of joy and inspiration in my shitty little life.
I got declared one of the two employees of the month today and it feels so empty
>>84942682
but I have proof...
oh who gives a shit. I took up this stupid fucking hobby to look smart to other people. If my theories sound stupid it doesn't matter how much evidence I have on my side. The whole thing is empty and pointless
>>84942499
Why? For having fun with things I like?
>>84942744
It doesn't, I'm just pointing it out
>U TRIGGORED?
No, just telling them that shippers are the more vocal ones than the anti-ones, thus disproving their claim .
>>84942773
Don't you mean Lapis?
>>84942776
You have vitiligo on your ass? That's a thing?
>>84942727
>>84942720
>>84942674
>>84942670
>>84942537
>>84942387
>>84942344
>tfw its Jasper Season
HELL YUH NIGGASSS
>>84942697
from my limited knowledge
Rubyand jasper would be adding skulls for the skullthrone
Yellow diamond follows Tzeentch
amethyst would be a slaanesh nurgle hybrid
>>84941729
Greg is into Quartzes. Next he's murdering amethyst
>>84941666
>Perinaldo will be canon
Fuck you, Steven.
How did Jasper destroy the engine without anyone noticing
Can a 7 foot tall wall of meat really move that quietly?
Jesus Jasper is a piece of shit. Can't wait to see her shatter.
>>84942585
Kids with two mummies would relate to it. Real girl love isn't like the chinese cartoons.
>>84941729
>8 feet tall...
>massive hair...
>>84942826
>Jasper slashed her ex's tires
>>84942537
jaspearl
>>84942354
>implying betraying homeworld to be a crystal gem isn't going to be like am etaphor for that
>implying in a flashback scene we won't see Rose going through a very particular process from being a homeworld gem into the leader of the crystal gems
>Implying we won't see that she had a very different form before, but then got poofed once and regenerated into the new body we know now
>Implying this won't imply that literally nothing nor anyone can deny Greg's murdercock be they male, female or anything in between and beyond
>>84942826
>rattling the ship, knocking everyone over 2-3 times.
>quietly
>>84942826
Magic
Lesbian
Rocks
From Space
>>84942785
there's not much shipping talk in this thread at all though. im scrolling through the thread right now and there's barely anything. i think you're exaggerating
>>84942804
A man can dream
>>84942804
Best season friendo
im fucking done with this show
bye /sug/
>>84942585
No
I appreciate Sugar's intentions but if there's one thing kids hate is having morals shoved down their throats, especially related to stuff they barely understand
>>84942681
>>84942744
Because this is dyke territory
>>84942868
Who were you again?
>>84941886
>Jasper
>Sympathetic
Stay delusional, Jasperfag.
>>84942826
>implying Lapis didn't sabotage the ship because she wanted to fuse too
>>84942868
let me guess, jasperfag?
>>84942864
I see enough of it
>>84942512
Aquamarine.
Basically a bubbly, arrogant, mildly sadistic Professor Farnsworth.
Natalie Portman.
>Jasper's so heavy she tilts the fucking ship
damn
>>84942874
>implying this fucking show is even written for kids anymore
>>84942882
don't give him (you)s
I liked the episode and it made me think Lapis is an okay character because it introduced a more psychological element that I appreciated
I didnt like Jasper coming out of no where and then randomly leaving again for a while season
how much money do you think greg lost on that sunken boat?
another legit question /sug/: who will be Steven's first gem fusion?
I loved it when Jasper backhanded Steven
>>84942697
These ones
>>84942904
Best. Wife.
>>84942697
Please keep your cancerous fanbase out of my cancerous fanbase.
>>84942882
lappy :/
guys were are the leaks for gem hunt
>>84942796
it's on my ass and thigh but it blends in pretty well on my thigh and goes down to my knee. but it looks awful on my butt
>>84942924
one of the diamonds, I think
>>84942295
Until Yellow Diamond gets sick of her shit and corrupts her :^)
>>84942874
I don't think kids would see this as a 'moral' episode.
This is a kid watching this episode.
Steven takes Lapis to have fun.
Oh no, fun isn't working.
Uh oh, the fun keeps going wrong.
Lapis is too busy being scared of water because Jasper
Lapis is sad, and thinks she is part villain because fusion.
Jasper the villain shows up, and Steven wants to stop her.
Jasper just wants to kidnap Lapis.
Lapis says no and POW sends her flying.
>>84941996
>>84942874
>I appreciate Sugar's intentions but if there's one thing kids hate is having morals shoved down their throats
explain how mlp is the only surviving Hub show
>>84942935
>ywn be on that date
might as well kill myself
>>84942924
Pearl with a miniscule chance of Jasper or Amethyst
>>84942924
My best bet is Peridot since she's basically just as new to fusion as he is. It'd be Steven's first gem fusion and Peridot's first one all together.
>can easily send Jasper flying
What was the point of fusing to imprison her again?
>>84942830
We already saw her shatter, when her qt 3.14 gf chose Chad over her.
>And now Jasper will be gone from the show for another fucking year god fucking DAMN IT FUCKING FUCK
end me
>>84942586
>Why didn't he feel bad when this happened? Why does Steven show no remorse?
Because Ronaldo is the whipping boy of the show. Thenormietarget audience is supposed to get a chuckle out of his misfortune and over the top reactions, not sympathize and project themselves onto him.
>>84942533
I hate that feeling...
>>84942950
>but it looks awful on my butt
We'll be the judge of that.
>>84942977
shes ebil
>>84942773
and Lapis is sadist bitch that like to see people suffer
>>84942924
>>84942954
I mean this is a decent relationship, platonic or otherwise, that Zuke is building. But we need to see more of it in the show
>>84941664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zPlr-o-YEQ
>>84942960
This was my thought process while watching.
>>84942989
this scene made me sick
>>84942924
I'd say Pearl because it's the only Rose fusion we've seen.
So, we know from the sour cream episode that Steven has super strength and from the Greg the Babysitter preview that he hassuper speed.
How many more powers is Steven gonna get? And are they all going to be Rose's powers, or will he develop his own?
OH FUG
shit I leave the thread two days and someone brokes Zuke.
what the heck happeed? and what else did I miss?
>>84942778
cheer up, anon. keep working hard and one day you can fill the hole in your heart with money
>>84942924
garnet duh
>>84942989
something about this is hot. is it jasper looking desperate?
>>84942977
Nothing.
Even Lapis implies it was all a mistake and hated it.
>>84942977
Lapis has the home advantage since they're on a boat in the middle of the ocean this time around
Previously Lapis got caught while she was already injured + trying to get away and needed someway to get at Jasper while her guard was down
>>84942585
I ask myself this about a lot of episodes of Steven Universe, honestly.
Emotional episodes like this one and Mr. Greg are very enjoyable for adult viewers, but I have to wonder if kids even understand them. Especially considering that kids probably haven't seen every episode of the show in its intended order, they probably don't even know what the fuck is going on.
>>84941929
I mean, if you're gonna go w/ Mountain Goats, go all the way w/ No Children https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk
>>84942989
Jasper doesn't understand why her proposal was rejected
She thought lapis really liked fusing if she wanted to keep them bound together like that so bad
I just want to make it clear to everyone posting "Jasper will be shattered" or "can't wait for Jasper to die because she's evil"-
I'm screencapping all of this and will make a collage of your ignorance when jasperdemption actually happens.
>>84942439
Crossdresser here. It is most definitely not.
>>84943042
it begins
>>84943042
we already know mang
>>84943030
nice pic
>>84942989
HANDS OFF MY WAIFU!
>>84942935
>that star shape showing off her abs
>>84942354
>implying jasper isn't going to reform into a more masculine identity
>fights for earth because its where he can be a man>dyke tumblr kills themselves in shame
>>84942261
The good mayor disagrees
>>84942992
you think steven will try will get stronger now that he has seen how strong a big quartz is
>>84943060
>Previously Lapis got caught while she was already injured + trying to get away and needed someway to get at Jasper while her guard was down
They were also right at the shore of a beach.
>>84942992
It's going to happen a third time, just you watch, /sug/.
>>84942929
The adults are talking steven
why do i find these edits so entertaining
>>84943092
I know right. That dirty blue whore is touching Jasper
>>84943042
Oh shit I never thought it would be a two parter
>>84942585
a kids show that grown up enjoy even more...what a fucking joke
do you really think that a kid can see more than just a fight and shit?
>>84943042
Whoa. 2 two-parters.
>>84941813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ofVsxTPoc
it's more this
>>84942965
Can't suicide ti'll the ride is over man
>>84943119
because it's ytp humor
Are the leaks for next week still happening tonight?
>>84943066
Jasper doesn't give two shits about Lapis, she's just power hungry and manipulative.
>>84943062
The intended audience is probably the preteen range, your 12-15.
Anyone over 10 understands this.
It is just easy to underestimate kids.
My 8 year old nephew can play through story driven vidya. A cartoon show isn't rocket science.
>>84942586
not him but I felt like this was a pretty adequate explanation
>>84939405
>Steven loves Ronaldo. The fact that he kinda messed up his love life was only put on the back burner because he was still focused on fixing his mistake of reigniting a blood feud. Also because the whole subplot was just being played for laughs. (Ronaldo actually HAVING a girlfriend).
I'm pretty sure it was just a setup for a future Ronaldo episode
>>84943119
It just works?
You know, this brought one or two things to attention
On earth, Lapis is almost planet buster tier. Even with her shattered gem she could control the ENTIRE ocean and because water is such a bullshit hard to fight element would've beaten the crystal gems with the water clones if Steven weren't there. So,
One, could Homeworld have sent her in to deal with something on earth specificaly that wasn't the rebellion because of how efficient her powers are? Maybe she had some kind of relation to the moon goddess temple or some shit. On the same note, why the fuck didn't they tell Lapis, or ANY lapis lazuli for that matter, to march on earth and just Tsunami the entire rebellion? She could do it. With a CRACKED GEM. And there are probably more since Peridot refered to lapis lazulis in the plural at some point. The world's surface is 70% water, jesus fucking christ. The Diamonds didn't need to nuke anything.
Two, just how bullshit ARE her water wings to be harder to make and control than the water tower or water clones? Is that why Jasper seemed to enamore with flight? Because it's such a hard and exclusive ability that only a full power Lapis Lazuli can pull? . Harder to do than control the entire ocean. What the shit.
>>84943050
say what?
>>84943042
SOON FUCKERS
SOON
does lapis is thirsty for someone besides jasper?
Isn't there supposed to be a Gem Hunt sneak peak out around this time?
>>84943159
So beautiful
>>84943003
>Try to make him sympathetic at first but everyone hates him
>Shit on him later on and everyone sympathizes with him
The Crewniverse obviously have no idea how to handle Ronaldo.
>>84943119
good thing steven's penis helped save the day
>>84943042
Uh, this isn't a two-parter, it lists Crack the Whip as airing on the day before.
>>84941666
I get that they're trying to play this for laughs but they forget that 1/4 of the fanbase is Ronaldo
>>84943079
>being proud of your mental illness
>>84943119
Because it's a Zuke and Tang colab. There isn't much to explain. Bitches have a refined sense of humor.
>>84943176
OK WHAT THE FUCK
THAT'S THE WHOLE EPISODE
WHO DREW THIS
>>84943186
perfect ass/10
>>84942382
Have a (You)
>>84943207
Real question
If Garnet offered Jasper an opportunity to fuse, would she take it or would she stick with Lapis?
>>84943064
No for the last time No Children is about a loving couple that has fallen apart. That's not Jasper and Lapis.
That's it. /freak/ tribe is done. Pack up folks, it's all ogre.
>>84943131
>>84943142
No you idiots, its
>Monday: Gem Hunt
>Tuesday: Crack the Whip
>Wednesday: Steven vs. Amethyst
>>84943221
Wasn't CWC homophobic?
>>84943243
That's most Lapis episodes.
>>84943119
>she doesn't even like eating
>>84943223
hell of a lot more than just 1/4
>>84943067
Some Anon's mentioned the idea before, but Jasper becoming a Vegeta type ally would be totally fine by me. As long as she stays the hell away from best gem, I don't care whether she's dead or alive.
>>84943223
What does that change about it?
Ronaldo has always been a pathetic fedora tipper.
>>84943243
>>84943186
Eh, i seen worse
>>84943253
She'd take it in a heartbeat, she was addicted to the power Malachite provided, not Malachite or Lapis herself.
Fusing with Garnet would be even stronger.
>>84943186
I can't believe I not only opened this but am still staring at it
>>84943203
The fucked up part is the fact that Ronaldo actually had a girlfriend was the joke and him losing her and going on a sadness binge like a stereotypical nerd was the punchline. Ronaldo is what every normie out there views male emotional responses in nerds as being like.
LEAKS
WHEN
>>84943246
Thanks but I already had two.
>She's TERRIBLE!
Wow, Steven, that's pretty shitty of you. I must've been wrong thinking you're a sweet, forgiving little boy. I guess I'll just get rid of all this fanart.
fucking cunt.
>>84943223
>>84943276
Think you're overestimating the proportion of the fanbase that has actually HAD a relationship to lose.
>>84943172
Because you can't drown a gem. She could batter them around with water hands but if she drowns the world the battle just continues on the sea floor.
>next monday is are two 2 parters
>yfw on 12 august, know your fusion is going to air, just as a suprise
>>84943204
And you think your post is entertaining?
>>84943203
Ronaldo has always been a pathetic butt monkey character. It just possibly went too far for a few people this time considering how he hasn't done anything too dickish recently.
>>84943280
Depends on who is "best gem"
>>84943323
THIS SHIT GOT REKT BY CANON
HAHAHAHAHA
>>84943058
that is exactly it
>>84943080
HERE WE GO
>>84943297
>>84943301
Well, only thing I would say, Jasper probably wants to have the power of fusion BECAUSE she wants to beat Garnet.
What is the point of fusing if your main goal cannot be reached?
Steven only remains alive because people believe in him. He's like Santa Claus.
You still Believe in Steven. Right, /sug/?
>>84943186
this reminds me of when I was a kid and I was paranoid I was the only one who had a hairy ass
desu I'm still kind of paranoid about it
>>84943272
Now he's a transwoman lesbian. Long story, almost definitely a ploy to try and fuck lesbians.
Will she have a song?
>>84942736
my brother drew it right after Message Received, she's having a meltdown after the yellow diamond fiasco
>>84943323
I want to see more of people turning the tables on Steven and asking him to forgive someone he'd rather forget
thanks for the answers /sug/, another legit question: if steven dies, how each of the gems would react?(try to get canon as possible)
>>84943323
everyone has limits
even the most kindly and caring soul surely has some resentment for a person who represents the antithesis of all he stands for, violence and hatred.
hell she doesn't even understand the importance of fusion, she's in it for the strength that comes as a side effect.
People got limits mang.
>>84943378
Coconuts are in
>>84943297
unf
sauce
Holy fuck this episode
Jasper comes back and all she wants is for Lapis to take her back and fuck again
Is Jasper an abusive girlfriend?
Either way this is my favorite episodes in a long while
>>84943297
What the fuck is this shit?
>>84943385
She was already confirmed to get a song with Yellow Pearl.
>>84941759
we jangle feverishly for townie episodes
>>84943159
I love it thank you
>>84943227
>Not having the confidence to dress up
>>84941953
>Team Jaspis is blasting off agaaaaaaaaaain
>>84943375
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>84943186
are you a bara?
>>84943338
Nigga.
Do you understand how bullshit hydrodynamics can be? Do you think it's all about lack of oxygen?
Lapis could crush shit with deep sea pressure, hold gems prisoner in water spheres and float them away, throw them high up in the air in geysers and make them fall on hazardous terrain, and that's not even going into her ability to freeze water in an instant
Three or so Lapis Lazulies would have won Homeworld Earth.
>>84943221
If any of the main CGs CWC would relate to it's Amy
>>84943395
Who will be the gem to do it?
>>84943407
When?
>>84943375
>zuke still gets to storyboard for the show
no i don't
>>84943221
CWC breathes air too, you know.
You'd better stop or you'll be just like him.
>>84943385
dear god I hope so, A villains song of some sort at least.
her VA is an theater woman, even if we only ever see her like three times in the whole series she should at least do a song once.
>>84943385
Has any singer VA not had a song yet besides YD?
We got a song out of Sadie, and that took forever considering her VA is part of a comedy musical duo.
YD's song is just a matter of plot timing.
>>84942282
bean bay beans, they're the beaniest.
so, jaspisfags on suicide watch?
>>84943381
I was aware xe was trans but I didn't know xe was a lesbian. Interesting.
>>84942377
I think it would be really good for Steven to meet a genuinely good person who just doesn't like him and has no interest in being his friend.
Under the devotion of the gems... he's starting to buy into his own hype.
>>84943323
Steven has just become a dumbass as of late. Like how he was super angry at the fag who just wanted to dance with stevonie.
I hope Amethyst cracks her gem again so Steven can lick her cleavage
>>84942566
He could just give the hole a rimjob until it healed
>>84943443
Lapis has yet to sing.
>>84943375
His a little shit that loves to ruin relationships, fuck off Steven.
>Lapis is only happy and appreciates the ocean after getting to beat the living fuck out of Jasper AGAIN
this blue bitch has some serious anger issues. I can see why she distances herself from everyone. she'd probably blow up the goddamn temple.
>>84943447
can't be on suicide watch if they're already dead
>Greg reminds Lapis that she broke his leg in the past
>she doesn't apologise
>later Lapis mentions that breaking Greg's leg was one of the "terrible things" she did
Why didn't she fucking say something then? God she annoys me.
>>84942697
Whatever the fucks for the whatever the fuck throne
>Jasper
>Ruby
CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
>Pearl
>Sapphire
>Peridot
Uncle Nurgy
>Amethyst
>Lappy
/d/
>Garnet
>Rose Quartz
>>84943467
Is her VA a known singer?
Like, some of the VA's haven't sang, but aren't known for it. Like, I wouldn't expect Barb or the Pizza Twins to sing.
>>84943385
She fucking better, her VA is a broadway singer ffs
>>84943447
Wouldn't it be Lasper? Judging from the reaction Jasper had it seems like she was the sub in the relationship.
>>84943467
>what is wailing stone
>>84942098
THE ABSOLUTE MADGEM
>>84943475
Jasperfags are cancerious.
>Steven vs Amethyst
>yfw it'sa friendly round of baseball
>>84943385
>Yellow Diamond sings
>Yellow Pearl gets corrupted
>>84941956
>When Steven isn't around, Lapis mercilessly bullies Peridot
>>84943424
And because we've seen her do none of that it's safe to assume she can't.
>>84943491
I thought Lapis' VA was a broadway type like Pearl's.
>>84941641
Amethyst never abandoned her home so she feels content.
>>84943385
I want to see a flashback of the Corruption Song
Although I can hardly imagine it having lyrics.
>>84943459
Kevin didn't ask for Stevonnie's consent you shitlord.
>>84943507
I'll quit the show
What is it like being a Jasperfriend and being constantly mocked by the crewniverse? What is it like knowing that Rebecca Sugar herself personally got involved with the storyboarding of a Roseless episode just to make you suffer with her own two hands?
>>84943507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4xyiGvGKhs
What's this about the gems each having their own instruments?
>>84943495
>>84943442
>YD gets a bombastic, theatre-style over the top villain song
Yes PLEASE
>>84943500
Id make that stone wail, if you catch my drift.
>>84943475
>projecting this hard
>>84943402
Nah, it's more complicated than that. Lapis was the abuser, she admits it, admits she was terrible to Jasper. And she never wants to be like that ever again.
But Jasper wants her to be like that, and wants to make Lapis be like that, basically forcing Lapis into an abusive relationship where Lapis is the abuser. Jasper is being emotionally abusive to try and make Lapis be physically abusive, and it's one big abusive shitshow that goes on to be one of the most unhealthy relationships possible.
>>84943476
good burn anon
I can't wait
>>84943507
>Steven vs. Amethyst
>yfw Amethyst violently rapes Steven
>>84943432
Interview with Pearl's VA
>>84943507
>Its a battle of endurance
Or should I saySexualEndurance
when will my cheeto puff stay for more than 2 episodes
>>84943529
For a dance, bruh. A. DANCE.
>>84943527
what are you talki-
oh, oh yeah, when centipeedle was drawing things out, I assumed the "A song?" bit was just to sort of ad to the fucking godly and apocalyptic nature of the corruption bomb, if it actually turns out that the diamonds have the power to corrupt just by singing that would be pretty fucking horrifying.
>>84943507
>implying is not another musical
CALLING IT!
>>84941729
Don't lump my husbando with that bench sitter.
>>84943272
Everyone who follows that dumpster dive of a personality is human cancer.
>>84942876
holy shit
>>84943479
Gems don't know shit about manners. Remember how Peridot used to accept gifts before Steven taught her to say "Wow, thanks."
>>84943507
I didn't even stop to think of what would happen if it was just a joke episode until now, fuck.
>>84943539
PEOPLE START POSTING SONGS THEY WANT TO HEAR YD SING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AU6AfCWuZKI
>>84942964
>Implying that horse show is alive because of kids
>>84941700
They don't exist.
>>84942697
Jasper would obviously worship Khorne
Pearl and Amethyst would worship Slaanesh for very, very different reasons
Garnet would probably worship Nergal, because his domain is the cycle of growth, death, rebirth, the natural cycle and she seems connected to that, but could also be a champion of Chaos Undivided
Peridot would likely worship Tzeentch
Rose Quartz would worship the Emperor, all the way
>>84943574
Soon anon. We'll get redemption
>>84943574
Missed Chille tide otherwise great
And make the last part clearer
>I'm the only one who can handle your kind of power.
Jasper confirmed for galaxy's neediest powerbottom?
>>84943507
>mfw it's lighthearted sports game or eating contest
I just want to see Amethyst wrap Steven's bubble with her whip and slam it into a cliff or the ground. Is that too much to ask?
>usually on top of all the SU news and leaks
>sees a couple of tweets begging people to not view week 3 & 4's leaks because they spent a lot of time and energy on the arc
>decide to avoid spoilers and shit just this once
>forget to set DVR to record Alone at Sea
>have to watch the episode on DailyMotion
>accidentally get spoiled fucking hard by the thumbnails of related videos
>mfw
>>84943221
>Pearlfags are autists
>when jasperfags accuse Lapis of being the assailant
>>84943630
Porn artists better get on this fresh new dynamic
>>84943643
Except you didn't get spoiled.
I know what you're talking about and half of those are dumbass fakes.
>>84943507
>Back 2 the Moon is lunar baseball.
>The Kindergarten Kid is desert baseball.
>Know Your Fusion is fusion baseball.
>The show slowly devolves into nothing but the writers trying to see how many situations they can fit baseball into.
>Each one of the characters develops their own baseball-themed catchphrase.
>Show's name changed to Steven Baseball.
>The final fight against the Diamonds is a baseball match.
Wait for it...
>>84943524
Seems she made it big being the alternate lead for Miss Saigon... Never seen it, but it is a broadway show so I'm going to assume it has singing.
So many Asian and Black gems.
Amethyst, Pearl, Ruby and Lapis are Asian.
Garnet, Sapphire, and Jasper are Black.
Bless sucrose.
>>84943507
http://www.strawpoll.me/10859920
PLACE YOUR BETS
>>84943620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_k6hAVmn8Q
So Lapidot is almost canon?
>>84943560
>Jasper and Lapis being a bitter, unhappy couple that just can't stay away from eachother
The true appeal of Jaspis desu
Where gem hunt screens? I heard they were gonna show up around this time
>>84943539
As long as it goes all Basil the Great Mouse Detective, where Rattigan stopped his villain song midway through to kill a guy.
Yellow Diamond singing with all her armies backing her up, and then someone says something out of line and she just shatters them on the spot, and then stares down at a legion of silent, quietly horrified quartzes who nervously resume singing.
>>84943653
fuck you for making look at this comic
i almost when the whole day without thinking of this piece of shit
jaspearl or bust
>>84943669
>Gendering fictional characters
Again with this garbage.
>>84943507
>steven vs amerthst>Its not our amethyst
>>84943677
The sex is mindblowing
>>84943653
Lapis forced the fusion and held them under water for months instead of holding her back and letting the gems poof them both.
>>84943459
Kevin is a douche. He made up a story about having a sick little sibling just for a laugh. He just doesnt gel with Steven's character at all.
>>84943676
at least is level-2 canon.
What if Kristin Chenoweth is the voice of White Diamond? and Idina Menzel is Blue Diamond? The corruption song will be a hell of a trío
>>84943447
Why? I got to saw Jasper and her design was more on point than it has ever been.
>>84943538
The musical producers are a married couple, an Asian lady and a super autistic robot White guy.
They gave each of the gems a musical motif. When characters fuse, their motifs are fused.
Aivi & Surasshu are like a good 30% of the success of the show.
>>84943620
I just want her to hum "yellow submarine" while she steers her yellow armada toward earth
>>84943676
oh my god you lapidotfags sure are delusional....
>>84942954
That's how we get evil Steven
They're brought to one of the diamonds and after some mercy pleas and/or declarations of absolute loyalty to the earth from the CGs Steven does his usual thing of being childishly optimistic and friendly and ends up in a pretty one-sided conversation with YD or WD about how bangin' as fuck the earth is
And she's like giving him the mother tone and trying to convince him like
>"but your friend here is a fusion! How can you know she's your good friend if she spends most of the time in a battle stance?"
and kinda lowkey trying to skew the conversation so that she's always right to make Steven question himself
and then he's like
>"Well, we think of fusion differently, I guess... do you want me to show you?"
And the CGs are like STEVEN GODAMMIT NO
Then she agrees to everyone's surprise
And Steven thinks he's cracked the nut but it turns out this was all the diamond Keikaku and they fuse
So Steviamond starts talking sense and being like
>"wait a minute shit this earth shit does make sense, and I think I get why homeworld's doing what it's doing oh shit"
but then the diamond side takes over the headspace and drives him mad with power
and Steviamond's speech starts sounding more and more like a diamond tone and more and more anti-earth and everyone's like oh shit
Then the big bank-breaker crazy shit episode is them trying to appeal to the Steven side side and there's this big mental struggle
Well, this more depends on the idea that that thing about fusions being a combo of the height and power of their components combined applies to both of Steven's halves. Like that STEVEN's height and power is added to the mix when he fuses with a human but when he fuses with a gem ROSE's power and height is added, so that it's actually worth it and gives the diamond enough extra power to justify that gamble but it could be explained as
>"the diamonds are fusion sluts that stop fusion because they want that shit all to themselves"
>>84943661
Thank fucking hell.I've been waiting a long while for a Peridot fusion but I don't want it to be with Lapis before Garnet.
>>84943653
Jasper just wanted to kill some rebels and tried to enlist the help of someone who was captured and tortured by them. Then she got pulled into the water and raped for 9 months. Nothing wrong
>>84943546
So basically Jasper has a massive fetish to be dominated and she wants Lapis to do it to her
oh god no I can already imagine the art
>>84943507
>yfw'Amethyst' is a plural
>>84943507
>Steven vs Amethyst
>It's a light-hearted rivalry episode
>Next episode isa total rollercoaster of pure pain and suffering.
>>84943643
There are no spoilers for weeks 3 and 4 yet.
>>84943620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1KXXHM_zj0
all of this
>>84943653
I'm a Lapis fag, but she was. She fucking loved being in control for once and she wasn't about to give that up
Lapis would have fused with Jasper if Steven hadn't been there; am i right?
>>84943736
So which gems have which instruments/motifs?
>>84943776
That's a cute Amethyst.
>>84942989
this scene made me cum
>>84943507
>>84943707
>Steven vs Amethyst>It's not our Steven
>>84943726
It's probably the same Level 1.5 canon that KBCW is
>>84943804
Every Amethyst is cute
>>84943799
>Steven is literally Lapis' only true best friend
what the fuck do you think
as we have seen amathyst has a new outfit, and Im shure all the CG's gonna have a new one for the new intro of season 4
>>84943755
Totally agree.
That said, I'll be leaving /sug/ after tonight, and, unless you trust both yourself and the anons around you, I'd suggest you do the same, since leaks for next week are gonna start showing up.
>>84943804
It is. People say the gems looked bad in Monster Reunion but Amethyst was plenty adorable.
>>84943799
It would have been rape if you asked me.
>>84943507
>Tiger Millionaire vs Purple Puma
So any new leaks for Gem Hunt/future episodes?
>>84943819
>>84943643
>Streaming
>Not downloading from mega
you dun goofed
So assuming Steven v Amethyst ISN'T a ruse, what could happen between now and then that would make them fight?
The only two episodes before Crack the Whip are Greg the Babysitter (which will be a flashback ep) and, of course, Gem Hunt.
Will the CG's go to the kindergarten and bring back up Amy's backstory?
Or, what I think will be the case, it'll be a ruse but in a different sense -they find an Amethyst that isn't ours.
>>84943827
same as you, but still curious about all the shit that happened
>>84943842
then what will Tiger Philanthropist be about?
>>84943323
Jasper did insult all the CGs, poof Garnet in a really unpleasant way, and freakin headbutt Steven in the face. It's a little bit justified even though it did frustrate me too.
>>84943169
did anyone ever upload this whole zine
>>84943507
ANOTHER WRESTLING EPISODE!
>>84943801
>Pearl: Piano
>Garnet: Synth Bass
>Amethyst: Synth Drumkit, I think?
>Rose: Strings
>Steven: Chiptune
Probably more but I can't say for sure what.
>>84943799
But what would they do as malachite?
>beat on the CGs
>play with the marine life
>F L Y back to Homeworld
>>84943789
Actually that makes sense
Thanks
>>84943832
Same here, fellow anon.
>>84942752
well we have many rogue leakers, maybe one of them will post them, heck the process is to easy that anyone can leak the pictures, mate.
>>84943821
KBCW and Peridot's twitter are Level-2 canon, anon.
>>84943804
>>84943836
you are right anon
>>84943730
Nice
>>84943801
Pearl is piano
Amethyst is drums
Garnet is synth bass
Peridot and Steven are different types of synth wave, I don't remember which is which
YD and BD have this very particular sound that sounds kind of like an accordion but is also a synth
Those are the ones I remember
>>84942251
She'll probably lose it, but I hope she doesn't.
>>84942011
I see another path. In that she continues to try and make contact with Lapis, and figure out a way to become Malachite again while satisfying both parties' needs in a far healthier and less destructive ways, emotionally, mentally AND literally. If Jasper really is serious about this, she may end up turning away from Yellow Diamond for her own selfish desires, and potentially struggling to reach this stage, for the sakes of both Lapis and her own wants and needs - not necessarily the most noble reasons, but she needn't be a CG either.
In this way, I think we could see a new side of Steven as well, as he learns to tolerate Jasper's presence for Lapis' sake, but he doesn't necessarily have to like her, rounding him out emotionally instead of just being a schmultzy love-sack. It's refreshing to see Steven with more negative emotions such as with Kevin and Jasper but I think this could be an opportunity to explore a new facet of those kinds of emotions. Additionally, this could in turn become a way for him to bond further with Pearl, who has experience with a similar relationship of veiled hatred and tolerance.
>>84943867
Yep.
I don't have the mega though and i believe there is a better scan by now.
>>84943611
Also aliens
>>84943587
>bit was just to sort of ad to the fucking godly and apocalyptic nature of the corruption bomb, if it actually turns out that the diamonds have the power to corrupt just by singing that would be pretty fucking horrifying.
I like both. Like they have some kind of apocalyptic sounding song that corrupts gems.
>>84943874
They would probably be shattered if they went to Homeworld like that
>>84943801
Lapis is the Celesta is I remember right, just check the wiki, men.
r8 my theory anons
Peridot is so short because as she said befofe, homoworld is lacking resources
Rubies are short because they're foot soldiers. Cheap, easy to produce and not very bright
Saphire being short shows how desperate the gem homeworld was because she was an aristocrat. Aristocrats are typically rather well off
>>84943889
Wait, i thought the screen caps was a lot harder than the 2 min previews.
They already went the cliche route with Kevin, why did they have to make this episode absolutely Soap Opera tier?
>>84943874
>tfw no reasons at all
this somehow makes me want to puke
>>84943845
Where can I get downloads other then sug? Cause spoilers appear here all the time
>>84943867
in the OP mate
>>84943889
Ian JQ confimred (when he was talking about level 2 canon in the first place) that KBCW was closer to level 1.5
So this still has a chance
>>84943881
YOU COULDN'T EVEN WAIT TEN MINUTES NIGGER?!
That shit made me so angry that I teared a little... what's wrong with me!
>>84943956
>Fusion addict begs for another hit
>Lapis Lazuli will never chain you to a radiator and rape you for decades and decades
This was a head scratcher, but I think I finally got it.
This scene symbolizes drug addiction, right?
>>84943971
literally NOT canon
>>84943971
I usually dont cry about ants in my picnic but what the fuck man where is Indexer to right this wrong
>>84943906
All I know is that Jasper will never be a crystal gem. That Vegeta comparison will probably be spot-on
I'm doubting if Lapis will even wear a star. It's not like she even wants to fight per se
garnet episode when
WHEN
>>84943985
you don't control me
i bet if you gave Jasper cunnilingus it would taste like those cherry and pineapple swirl popsicles.
BEST POPSICLE FOR BEST GEM!
>>84943997
Jasper is addicted to coPAIN.
>>84943804
Yeah she looked super cute in this clip.
Honestly before watching SU I though she was really ugly but after watching the show and seeing her in action I think she's pretty cute.
>>84943740
Hey, man. it doesn't have to be sexual.
I mean, if you were upset and Peridot was right there, you can't tell me you wouldn't want to snuggle her until you felt better.
I mean, you COULD tell me that, but we all know you'd be a filthy fucking liar.
>>84943801
Garnet is bass, pads, and synths. Appropriate (I guess) for her dance style (which is called Waacking).
Amethyst is drums, wild drums evidently.
Pearl is Piano, with some harps at times, written very ballerina like.
Evidently, Garnet's instrument and motif were created so it could later be broken down into the instruments of Ruby and Sapphire. (Ruby's is described as 'a crude waveform' Sapphire's is gentle synth pad)
>>84943997
I would say it's more codependency
>>84943963
Just don't scroll down the page
>>84943997
SHE MAKES ME SICK!
>>84943997
Fusion between different gems is addictive. This was already shown when Ruby and Sapphire could not think about anything else but fuse, even their safety, when split apart. This was also touched upon by the lengths Pearl and Amethyst will go through to fuse.
This episode is just another on the piling of evidence that fusion is bad for your health.
>>84943946
>Celesta
Does that sync well with another piano?I want my Moonstone fusion ;-;
>>84944007
I don't think Lapis will count as a CG either, not in the same way Peridot does.
She and Jasper can just be your regular old non-native Gemericans.
Come on guys I really need Leaker's address, Somebody has to know.
>>84943965
ty im an idiot
>>84941645
Thanks. I need to catch.
>>84943650
That's a pretty deep gouge.
>>84944065
Are you going to fuck him?
>>84944021
>cherry pineapple
Of course, worst flavor for worst gem
>>84944057
Your point is still valid but i do want to say Hit the Diamond was a low priority mission otherwise they wouldn't have unfused at all and just whooped all the rubies into submission.
>>84944001
the fuck are you talking about
the image itself is huge
try clicking it if you're using 4chan x you dip
Repost from previous thread
>Lapis comes back from trip
>tells Peridot about her horrible relationship experience with Jasper
>Peridot feels bad for Lapis
>Suggests that they could be in a stable, healthy relationship
>They become a cute couple with mutual affection for each other.
Wow, I can't believe on the mark I was.
>>84944058
from the wiki
"According to Aivi & Surasshu, Lapis' instrument is the Celesta. Her secondary palette includes strings, piano, and timpani. Lapis' music is inspired by the Romantic era of classical music.[2]"
>watched episodes 11-13 and didn't even notice that there were episodes between Beach City Drift and Hit the Diamond
Glad I started that DVR when I did, jumping into a new series is always weird and I'm forever grateful of MEGA
>>84943995
>Lapis will never feminize you and peg you endlessly every day while never letting you cum
>>84944100
Oh right I fit it to my browser
>>84943643
If you saw a fusion on a thumbnail, it's obviously fake, look at that TDI-3/4-pose neck construction
>>84944085
Does he want to be fucked? If so the answer is yes.
>>84944104
>Lapis will never sit on your face
FUCK ME!
>>84944058
Celestas don't really sound like pianos.
They're both primarily melodic instruments (well, the piano can be really anything, but it's the way the show uses it) so they don't merge very well naturally, but it's not like a talented composer can't find a way to make it good or the writers would let that get in the way.
>>84944130
i do <;3c
>>84944104
forever canon
>>84944041
And if it's in the thumbnail for the thread???
>>84944030
.....you won this round
>>84944026
>>84943804
Best amethyst
>>84941658
I feel like there was a lot of symbolism between that and also what Greg was saying
>>84944146
>primarily melodic instruments
what does that mean
I know shit about music
>>84944152
baka
>>84944175
>six fingers
>>84944146
I see. Would this be a good example? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-aLfaXM48g
Just found it.
>>84943846
>So assuming Steven v Amethyst ISN'T a ruse, what could happen between now and then that would make them fight?
Uhh... Jasper shows up and makes a reasoned argument about how Rose basically fucked Amethyst out of her destiny? They become pals, and then Steven shows up and is all "Jasper a shit" and Amethyst counters with "YOU a shit!"
Then Steven and Amethyst kinda half-heartedly pummel each other until Steven realizes he kinda has been a shit lately and says sorry.
And... I guess Team Jasper blasts off again or something.
lapass
>>84944123
>Lapis will never put her cigarettes out on your tongue
>>84943971
>>84943999
Super cute though.
are we going to ignore the fact that Lapis is OP as fuck and that's the main reason Jasper wants to fuse with her again, to get some of that power jelly?
>>84944203
Treading on thin ice but i see everything working with the exception of how Jasper leaves the scene.
>>84941639
No, this is.
>>84942989
The way she slammed her knees down shook my house, Jasper is a rhinoceros
>>84944203
>Rose basically fucked Amethyst out of her destiny
how?
>>84941664
my niggas the Melvins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIo3ve1UhsM
>>84944204
those hips were so good
>>84944230
She's only OP in the right battle ground.
Same way she can be killed off pretty easily in the right circumstances too.
>>84944190
Melodic. Like lalalalalala
Instead of dootdoot, or bambam.
>>84944230Does that mean she would wanna get in on Garnet's action too? She's the strongest CG besides Lapis, even Pearl and Amy have said they get a similar rush.But then she couldnt F L Y
>>84943424
AKSHUALLLYYY the bullshit she pulled off in ocean gem was ridiculous. People tend to underestimate pressure. A water tower reaching to space would generate enough pressure to crack the earths crust under it and freeze into exotic forms of hot ice. Not to mention the sheer energy required to effortlessly move millions of tons of weight WHILE also making water clones who slapped all the CGs shit. Plus releasing it would have caused a megatsunami scouring the earth clean of human life, the tower crashing back with the energy of a meteor impact. The complete destruction of ocean currents, thermohaline circulation, all marine life and terran weather would have been just cherries on the top of the shit sundae.
Link slighty related, just you have an idea of the scale of forces involved.
https://what-if.xkcd.com/12/
>>84944230
everyone already knows she's the most OP
>>84944161
Don't open mouse over it
It was spoiled this time just don't fucking mouse over anything that's spoiled. That is the new SOP here.
>>84944261
Probably some bullshit about being a true warrior in a great army of amethysts or something
>>84942278
Daily motion downloader is just a Google search away
>>84944201
>new amy
>old pearl
???
>>84943704
>Gendering
You mean racing anon?
I understand Lapis's role as the "dominant" one in all of this, but holy shit were her lines just WEIRD early on in the episode. Going on from that point:
Requesting pic of Jasper holding a captain's hat and begging Lapis to let her "clean the poop deck"Bonus for drawing the "cleaning"
>>84944230
Steven literally acknowledges how OP Lapis is.
i promised god that i wouldn't fap at all on days when new episodes air and now i'm afraid i've ruined the rest of season 3
please forgive me
>>84944057
For Ruby and Sapphire it's played to be cute. This we see the down dirty and gritty side of addiction
>>84944277
DICK SQUAD!
>>84944151
Let's meet up, but I'll need proof it's you. Sexy proof.
>>84944266
so far, the only one who beat her in battle has been steven
>>84944288
He doesn't know what he means.
Lapis is the most autistic gem.
Muh Heart
>>84944255
>The way she slammed her knees down shook my house
seriously, I loved the impact of that
poil'd
>>84941934
>Poor and innocent Lapis Lazuli trapped for thousands of years.
But she's horrible. Bismuth was in the right poofing her.
>>84944291
holy fuck you're right
I guess there's no Gem Hunt leaks tonight?
>>84944336
Fuck off. No one invited you.
>>84944311
Through persuasion which would have only worked for him because he was the only one who cared about her at the time.
>>84941789
which means the color wheel theory is dead and lapidot is now cannon
>>84944344
are you acting like that's some divine revelation? it's literally the reason jasper comes crawling back for more
>>84944316
What even was that moment
>>84944316
I'm convinced this line is because they saw an actual naval ship pass by and Jasper asked to clean her "poopdeck"
>>84944230
Am I the only one that thought the fact that Jasper was more entranced with the fact that they could fly rather than the raw power kinda cute?
>>84944302
I love the idea of Lapis torturing Jasper for the rest of the season with fake flirting.
>Hey Jasper, do you really want to get back together with me?
>YES!
>Well, you see...
Whispers
>...I don't
>>84944317
I'm actually dead
>>84942989
Are they ever going to fuc- I mean fuse again?
>>84944316
This is going to be one of those lines we look back and go "holy shit so THIS is what she meant", I just know it
That dumb dead-eyed look she had too
>>84944362
true, but his shield completely owned her water clones
>>84944376
Lapis' trauma has lefter her awkward and an emotional minefield.
>>84944376
She finds Greg repulsive.
I mean, she doesn't like anyone but Steven, that isn't new. She wouldn't even touch Greg.
>>84944277
Good old Cartoonlion.We await the day she returns to lead her people.
>>84941699
One on the left is totally a pearl.
Ian initially wrote a bunch of pearls chasing ruby and sapphire.
Look at his tumblr
>>84944270
http://www1.lsbu.ac.uk/water/water_phase_diagram.html
Forgot the diagram because I'm a nigger. On Earth Lapis shoudl be 100% unstoppable, Bismuth must have blindsider her like a bad nigger.
>>84944375
is more reassurance actually
>>84944317
>SNORT
C U T E
U
T
E
>>84944261
Because if Rose hadn't started the rebellion, the Kindergartens wouldn't have been shut down and Amethyst wouldn't have been trapped in her hole for an extra 500 years. She'd be a normal, full-size Quartz warrior with all the benefits and power that carries. Amethyst would know her purpose instead of being an angsty layabout with more issues than a subscription to Highlights magazine.
A lot of people have pointed out that Bismuth's apron could imply a role as some sort of blacksmith.
The only gems we've seen with weapons are the ones who actively take part gem conflict. Lapis (a civvie) hasn't used one. Peridot didn't have one.
I can't remember if the rubies from baseball conjured one?
Could imply that Bismuth and her like are responsible for forging weapons bound to gems.
>>84944382
>Am I the only one that thought the fact that Jasper was more entranced with the fact that they could fly rather than the raw power kinda cute?
I got that feeling. Like Jasper was just entranced by it
>>84943997
I see you've had the good fortune to never be in love with someone who you hate.
>>84944407
>Garnet
>Punched her clone's head into bits
>Only survived because it's well, water
>Pearl
>Slashed her clone in half
>Only survived because it's well, water.
>Steven
>Blocked a water attack
>Clones died because he had enough and Lapis felt it.
>>84943620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpgUQYARIsw
why they took this out of that movie I'll never understand
>Jasper's VA says she has a heart of gold
>Crewniverse folks hint at Jasper development arc
I WANT TO SEE IT NOW
>>84944412
>Steven is the only one who can touch her
the envy
We also know Lapis can control liquids other than plain water from this episode.
How fucking powerful can she get?
>That thread on /v/
lel
>>84944478
It's not going to effect the gems considering they don't need blood and such organs.
>>84944478
Blood bending.
watch today episode for 5th time.
>"I've seen what you're capable off, I tought that I was a brute, but you, YOU, you're a monster!"
then for reasons I this line from Mirror Gem hit me
>"Did you even wonder who I used to be?!"
so Lapis wasn't a normal civilian-class Gem...and she has an amazing ass
>>84944463
and thee soundwaves were just for comedy purpuses....sure
>>84944469
Her VA NEVER said that.
>>84944489
What?
>>84944316
She's doesn't what to do it cause she saw Peridot using clothes and don't want to act like the austist
>>84944478
She is an Omega level mutant.
>>84944489
link
You do realize you all can pull the episodes beforehand by guessing the URLs on the CDN with the episode name? They often go up on the CDN before they air.
>>84944376
>NO DONT PUT ME IN CHARGE
Do we know what her role on earth was initially?
>>84944469
This plus all the crew Jaspis art really makes me wonder where they're going with Jasper.
>>84942034
Why anyone cares about a shitty RP account is beyond me
>>84944516
>>>/v/346568828
>>84944530
It's level 2 canon.
>>84943819WE ALL HAVE TIME THINGS
>>84944387
>Lapis makes out with Peridot to make Jasper jealous
>Peridot keeps freaking out because she has no idea why Lapis keeps cramming her tongue into her mouth
>>84944478
Wait what, when did that happen?
>>84944498
Dont even need bloodbending, just ripping out the moisture of a human body tearing thousands of little pores would be a terrifyingly gruesome death.
Not like she even needs that to fuck over humans tho.
>>84944469
i dont, fuck that shit
>We were so powerful together
>WE COULD FLY!
Jasper is fucking hilarious. Is she autistic?
>>84944523
There are some speculations that she was a War correspondent
>>84944544
How can you say that? As for as we know it's only Zuke working on it, not the team like the show
And maybe Tang too, like the zines
>>84941666
>and I’m over any sort of human companionship.
> and dedicate all of my time to my research
> and to building a giant robot that I can pilot into space
Time to blow the dust off the RonaldoXPeridot ship
>>84944556
No.
She just hasJaspergers
>>84944530
only lapidotfags care because they get fuel for their godforsaken ship
>>84944553
She's able to manipulate the orange juice/soda they drink on the boat.
>>84944541
I love /co/ crossboard threads
the bojack one on /v/ yesterday was a lot of fun
>Known as the “Supreme Nurturer,” Jasper is a stone of grounding and stability, providing comfort and security, strength and healing.
WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO SO WRONG JASPER
WHERE
>>84944556
>WE COULD FLY!
That was so cute
>>84944556
Just like Lapis and Peridot.
>>84944190
Melody is usually the part you would hum or sing along in a song
Most commonly in music you work with a single main melody at any given time but using more than one isn't uncommon at all and is called a "polyphony", so two melodic instruments can definitely work together, they just don't merge as naturally as those of the main trio because those each occupy different "functions" naturally
>>84944195
It's not poorly composed or anything but there isn't too much interplay between the two instruments which I think is what aivi and surasshu would try to do for a possible fusion theme
>>84944577
a dream has rebourn
>>84944541
>/v/ all of sudden likes /sug/
I don't know how to feel about this...
>>84944506
Oh, forgive me, it's been a while since i watched that, but yeah those soundwaves don't seem normal unless that was a pretty intense water blast Lapis sent.
>>84944618
It's because everybody hates barneyfag
>>84944515
Aquakinesys of that level does not equate omega, alpha maybe, but not omega.
>>84944553
She waterbended the orange juice Steven gave her.
>>84944597
>tfw I always argued that technically Jasper did nothing wrong
>within two minutes of showing up she is the only character in the show to threaten to shatter someone
>doesn't give a shit about anything except for fusion now, no loyalty at all
Jasper is officially shit.
>>84944599
By cute you mean a rapist, than ok. She's a rapist.
>>84942885
Do you really believe that?
Were you also one of the people that didn't think Peridot was getting redeemed?
>>84944586
>She's able to manipulate the orange juice/soda they drink on the boat.
don't those have water in them
>>84944489
>Check /v/ to figure out what you're talking about
>It's another barneyfag thread
And I have to remind myself that I'm going to be stuck with only those fags for 2 weeks to avoid spoilers from here.
>>84944556
>Is she autistic?
Pretty much all of them are. The only one isn't completely sperged out is Amethyst and that's cause she's more immersed in human culture than the other gems.
>>84944631
there's nothing to forgive anon, we're cool
>>84944618
Didn't seem like /v/ was getting all friendly friendly in there.
>>84944541
Wait what does Steven universe have to do with barneyfag?
>>84944305
ok, here's a leak of crack the whip/steven v amethyst
dont tell zarel i mean sugarhttp://imgur.com/a/rrfMu
>>84943819
>>84944549
holy kek
>>84944618
Well, we're both shit so
>>84943272
Brendani read a Sonichu comic where Chris cured the gay gene with a vaccine made from his blood which he ordered to be forcefully given to gays in his setting.
>>84943997
Abusive or codependent relationship with oddly enough Jasper being the victim.
>>84944675
One of the VA voiced a dinosaur.
Image limit reached new thread when?
Goodness /sug/ has gotten really salty tonight
>>84944437
i thought people said she was some sort of architect, so my theory was that maybe she could somehow build rooms for lapis and peridot
>>84944691
DELETE THIS
>>84944653
We're talking about Jasper, not Lapis.
>>84944710
Page 10
>>84944552
>All that NTR porn of Jasper cucking other gems
>Jasper is now the cuck
The unthinkable has happened
>>84944662
>The only one isn't completely sperged out is Amethyst
I'd consider her actions in On the Run and Maximum Capacity to be sperging out. Garnet is much less of a sperg than any of the other gems.
>>84944710
page 10 you fuck
>>84944559
Sounds pretty stupid. Who would she correspond to? The diamond authority is a dictatorship, they wouldnt need civvies on the battlefield doing stuff. My autistic headcanon is that was she some kind of terraformer specialist handling water during the husking phase of the planet.
I really want to know more about how gem society actually functions, we dont know shit about anything. Like where Lapis went when she flew away, what changed, what was it like before or even the most basic of shit, like what is she missing so much, what gems do for fun etc. I'm actually bit mad Steven never asked her once what would she used to do.
>>84944710
Page 10.
This is not fucking new.
>>84944581
topkek
>>84944691
HOLY SHIT, HOW'D THEY GET THIS PAST THE CENSORS??
>>84944741
they idea that she was that is because she said they attacked when they shouldn't have, or some bullshit like that, I don't know nothing about war laws
>>84944713
Jasper BTFO, Lapis BTFO, and more fuel feeding excited shipperfags which pisses everybody else off, it's a salty cocktail alright
>>84944708
which one?
>>84944708
>>84944675
>>84944541
I hope the original Barneyfag gets sick like ET.
new thread when? xd
>>84944781
I assume he's talking about Amethyst's
That was literally Barney though
>>84944794
>xd
Kill yourself
>>84944737
Eh. The first one is her being a bit dramatic, and the latter is her being manipulative and selfish, but that isn't being autistic.
>Garnet is much less of a sperg than any of the other gems
lol
>>84943574
>not "There she goes again,"
i am starting to think you don't even care about sixpence none the richer anon
There's no mysteries left in this show. I guess that mean's it's my time to mosey on. To what though I have no idea. One Piece doesn't have a tumblr presence, and most of their fans are even dumber than SU fans
>>84944781
Amethyst VA voiced a yellow dinosaur. I forgot his name, search it up. I'm not making this up.
>>84944541
lmao someone is trying to copy barneyfag's shtick against SU
I doubt he has the autism to sustain it
what do you think peridiot and lappy are talking about right now
>>84944855
talking, at best
>>84944855
My dick
>>84944839
orange (riff)
>>84944855
sex
>>84944855
About lewd stuff likeholding handsandcuddling
>>84944556
>implying you wouldnt want to fly
Flying is always a good reason to get power
>>84944855
Lapis doesn't want to talk about what happend and Peridot is freaking out trying to think what she should do to comfort her
>>84944855
they're comparing dick sizes
>>84944769
>oblivious water angel flying around
>suddenly rebellion
>she doesnt realize the danger she is in
>"why would anyone attack me I cant even conjure weapons tee hee"
>EYY YO MUTHAFUKA
>gets poofed
My headcanon was that she was a huge ditz and only got so gloomy when everyone ignored her and let her suffer.
But that comment about "not one time" admitting he is bad and the CGs still warning about her left me hoping for more ominous shit
>>84944903
I'll never get to know this feeling...
>>84944957
Is kinda cute, I love doing it with mypillowgf
>>84944957
Neither will Ronaldo anymore
>>84944855
Realistically Lapis is sitting pissed and confused on the sofa while Peri plays Camp Pining Hearts and internet may mays she found in an attempt to try and cheer her up
>>84941666
Why didn't Steven fix this? Why didn't Kiki fix this? WHY DID NO ONE FIX THIS?
>>84944957
if ronaldo can get a gf than you should to
>>84944983
when is steven going to not be an asshole and fix that shit, ronaldo is dying inside
>>84944742
Wait how?
>>84944707
It was mutually abusive. They were both the victim.
>>84945017
he's already dead inside, anon
I like Jasper, but I want her to be the one Steven doesn't save
>Jasper becomes driven to a fever to get fused again
>it's later revealed Diamonds ARE quartz and a gem like Bismuth
>Jasper seems to kick her habit and become an ally for several episodes
>after shenanigans on Homeworld which displace White Diamond, her complimentary gem offers Jasper fusion, for a NEW bearer of a NEW Diamond
>What was Blue, Yellow, Pink and White, is now Blue, Yellow and Red
>and Red Diamond is all ABOUT Fusion
>Purple, Orange, Green, Black Diamond
>it's not enough power, it's not enough of an experience
>they come to Earth, they need to do what Rose did but better, as they are in their most grand
>take Kevin as their mate
>Black Diamond is now a human with all the knowledge, memory and power of every DiamondBlood Diamond is the final boss
did ronaldo ever fuck his girlfriend
>>84944855
What they did on their days out with Steven
>>84945013
Speaking of which, link yfw Ronaldo wasn't frontin
http://orig09.deviantart.net/9642/f/2015/275/c/8/jh8le_by_kart42-d9bn9w8.jpg
>>84945083
sex
>>84944277
>visible stink clouds coming off Lapis' genitals
>>84945068
Blood diamond isn't a type of stone though, it just refers to any diamond that was mined in a war zone.
>>84944317
muh dick
>>84945069
Nope. He never scored.
>>84944513
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG/status/758820688949981185
Confirmed
Jasper did nothing wrong.
>>84944855
The same thing they talk about every night...
How to take over the world!
>>84945138
Fuck off rapist.
>>84943626
in the mind of zuke they're fucking
>>84944552
I never knew how much I wanted this. Peridot's confusion makes it 10x better
>Peridot later goes to Steven to get an explanation on what that mouth thing was
>She bursts in on him fingering Connie
>>84943689
>someone says something out of line and she just shatters them on the spot, and then stares down at a legion of silent, quietly horrified quartzes who nervously resume singing.
I love this. I imagine that she has this persona of a no-nonsense leader just doing it because it is her job and purpose, but then in the song it is revealed on the inside she gets a certain joy out of taking over other worlds and destroying lives.
>>84941700
>>84941703
Yes yes YES!
I told myself I would be okay with Lapis x Redeemed Jasper, but I was lying to myself.
The Lapis Peridot bonding episode
The fact that Peridot hasn't fused with anyone yet
Lapis rejecting her former love interest
It all points to Lapidot! They even have similar powers!Fused Lapidot probably has the ability to break the world in half.
>>84945131
Surprised there aren't more creepy comments on these.
>>84944556
Honestly all the gems are autistic.
THIS THREAD IS GOING DOWN!
>>84945068
It was obvious from the premiere of the extended intro that Peridot/Lapis/Jasper would all be a part of the crystal gems.
I don't know how people are still in denial over this.
>>84945175
sigh....
>>84945133
>>84945133
>>84945133
New thread
>>84945209
>sigh...
typical anti-lapidot autism
>>84945199
what about cute lapis screencaps?
>>84945199
WHAT ABOUT LAPIS???
>>84942921
I'm going to guess 50 grand
I'm hoping they'll make some comment about Greg investing his money wisely or have Marty steal another song from him or something
>>84945099
>Lapis will never fart in a bottle and hold it up to your sleeping nose
>>84944855
lapis is asking peridot if she is a bad person
>>84945213
Still page nine
inb4 deleted.
>>84943419
No. You take your horrible cult back to hell with you.
>>84945245
10 million is a fucking UNIMAGINABLE amount of money, he's still loaded. He shouldn't make a habit of sinking boats though, a few dozen more might make a dent.
As long as he sticks to "normal person" extravagances his fortune will last the rest of the show and his entire life.
>>84942410
Thanks doc.
>>84941666
wow wooow! motherfucking ronaldo you are not allowed to give me this feeling
>>84945252
inb4 not baleted because mods have been ignoring /sug/
Someone's gotta delete those Star vs threads lol
>>84945328
Considering he bought a used car and still lives in his old van its going to last quite some time.
>>84945428
Something is more cancerous than us, YAAY.
>>84945020
its been this way for almost two years now stop being new
Every fucking thread with these people
>>84944597
jasper is a damaged waifu, the best kind
>>84943395
>>84943431
The easy answer is Garnet, but I think it would be amazing if it was Peridot.
"You didn't give up on me, Steven ..."
>>84944523
>NO DONT PUT ME IN CHARGE
She was the dom in the Malachite fusion
anus
blue