Captain Lazuli Edition
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>>84938063
Jasper got fisted
BLUE GEMS ARE NICE
Where are the Jaws references
why she hate hat
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>84938063
hah, so many awkward interactions this episode
LOL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>84938082
what a way to start a thread
Can we post Jasper? I'm suicidal.
YANDERE LAPIS REPORTING
>>84938086
Blue pearl is best gem.
WHY HAS NO ONE POSTED THIS?
CRUEL
FATE
>Lil Buddy
SKIIIIIIIPPER
CUTE!
>>84938107
>>84938131
best pearl
LAPIS BEST GEM
>Lapis misses Jasper
>Suddenly Jasper
Oh shit, I'm glad I didn't hang out with you leaky fucks
>>84938139
I love Lapass
WE CAN FLY
>leaks were real
well, shit
and now jasper is fucking dead again
>>84938139
DAT BOOTY
>its my birth day and my big cheeto waifu comes back
DREAMS DO COME TRUE
I actually got irritated with Steven in this episode, which is rare.
>we could fly.
OH LOOK
IT'S JASPER!
Is it just me, or did Greg get skinnier?
>She's horrible
WTF I HATE STEVEN NOW
thoughts, /sug/?
Jasper fags on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjMAFK3qSQ
JASPER GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED
HEY GUYS, LET'S SPAM IMAGES!
>>84938153
annoying voice sounds like a boy fUCK
Here we go.
why does Pearl says she likes pie if she abhors the concept of eating
You fucking bipolar bitch shoot yourself in the gem i love you
Anyone else have more Pearl shaming?
Hooray for Lapis!;_;
FUSION IS A DRUG CONFIRMED
>GARNET IS A WEAPON
FUSION IS A DRUG CONFIRMED
>GARNET IS A WEAPON
FUSION IS A DRUG CONFIRMED
>GARNET IS A WEAPON
IS LAPIS A MONSTER ANON?
>WE COULD FLY!
Huh... anybody have the pic of JasperxPeal where she commented on her she was so light and airy?
>>84938086
>>84938131
>>84938162
>Blue Diamond
>Sapphire
>Bloople
>Lapis
you make a convincing argument. i'm not too big a fan of lapis but blue gems are indeed the best
What the fuck is going on here.
I hate this 11 minute timeframe shit.
>>84938139
Lapis's tits and ass were on fire this episode, not to mention all the near-upskirts. My lust for Lappy grew three times its size today.
Are we sure this wasn't a Zuke episode?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qO8gXvb1Io
I might be a bit late on that one, but I just realized something, the hands who put Lapis on a mirror were big and Purple, like BISMUTH?
I can't make good art because of my linework, but somebody should make a Jasper doing this outside the barn.
Holy shit Jasper you fucking lost it
>>84938063
Why couldn't the bitch have saved the ship?
>>84938194
>>84938125
>jasperfags cling to wildly off model fanart to act like their shitty waifu is attractive
>>84938225
YES, BUT A NICE ONE
SHE'S TRYING HER BEST
>>84938063
We're back, baby!
>>84938230
She made some of the best gems.
I am looking for that comic done shortly after the "Too Deep" airing, where Steven talk to Connie about his adventures and how she interrupt him because she is addicted to fusion. Anyone have it?
>Jasper's redemption gets fucked up for a rape metaphor
I'm giving up on this show.
>Jasperfags
The fact that Jasper and Lapis are an abusive relationship is kind of stupid.
>>84938247
You can't fix a giant hole through a ship
>>84938225
She is a gem.
Fuck, and Jasper blasted off again.
She needs to work harder at winning Lapis' heart.
>>84938235
Lapis doesn't have tits...
>>84938286
She can still be redeemed you know.
>>84938221
She likes the orderly construction of pie.
>>84938286
I thought jasperfags actually didn't want redemption?
This episode was a real bummer
>I'm Lapis, I can't do anything right
>hey, cheer up Lapis
>oh woe is me
>I'm Jasper and have become codependent, feed my addiction Lapis
>I'm so unhappy, fuck off Jasper
>Hey guys, I'm Greg, I didn't see any of what just happened despite standing over you all and looking out of the window in the cabin.
>>84938286Lapis is the rapist
>>84938200i agree
>>84938286
bye jappyfag, you will not be missed when she's redeemed next season
JASPER HAS NO REDEMPTION!
FUCK YOU!
Freaks are needed more than ever.
FLYING IS COOL
Well, that was a cartoon. I guess.
>>84938063
HAHA YES
JASPER IS A BROKEN GIRL
Just like my doujins
>>84938125
Put me on suicide watch
STEVEN RUINS ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP. FUCK YOU STEVEN UNIVERSE!
>>84938318
I hope so anon.
I somehow love Lapis even more after that episode
How can she be so goddamn perfect
10/10 ep, everyone else can stay mad, its nice to see her again
I really thought her falling in that fissure would lead to something.
>>84938200
Pretty good points, I agree.
>>84938323
He was in the engine room, not the cabin.
MY BABY IS NOT A FUSION SLUT PLEASE STOP IT I LOVE HER
>>84938221
>>84938301
[thunder claps]
Well shit. There goes Jasper again.
Guess we'll see her in another two months
>>84938200
I kinda agree.
In fact, I would really love it if the Pyramid Gem really was White Diamond, and that the first thing she does when Steven unbubbles her is just completely lay into the boy about how much of a piece of shit Rose Quartz was.
I mean, it doesn't have to happen like that. As long as someone verbally pushes the Crystal Gem's shit in.
>>84938200
>14 year old sheltered, uneducated, alien-human child not completely aware of grey areas in politics/relationships
wow color me fucking surprised, ya got me
>>84938322
>>84938318
>>84938286
>>84938334
You guys know that Vegeta literally destroyed entire planets and killed tons of people and he was still reddmed in the end right?
Fucking BTFO
Lazuli is a monster, a cute monster
>>84938141
Shes basically a Hyper mode Shadow Pokeman.
>>84938286
>>84938297
>Not expecting this entirely
It was the vibe they had since Malachite was first formed
>tumblr was right
fuck
>>84938286
>rape metaphor
>not an abusive relationship metaphor
at least try to make yourself sound smart
>>84938194
>Steven's not allow to dislike someone that takes pleasure in hurting others and wanted to kill his mom
K
Shit. now I'm fucked up. So Lapis abused Jasper by accepting to fuse and proceeding to torment her beneath the sea but Jasper is also the abuser because obvious reasons?
Whose at fault here?
Am I supposed to dislike both of them?
>>84938301
what the fuck were they thinking? that looks horrible
somebody should really start keeping a tally of greg's estimated expenditures
>>84938298
Use her water control to keep the boat from sinking and moving it back to port.
>>84938298
Steven could have if his powers weren't all about
>Muh feelings
>>84938366
[Lightning Applauds]
>>84938297
It's been hammered into us since Jail Break.
>>84938294
AND HERE COMES A GIANT FIST.png
>>84938349
She acknowledges her flaws and is trying to be better finally, i love her
>Lapis confirmed literal worst gem
>"Jasper it terrible!"
Holy fuck, even kind, innocent, immediate to forgive Steven who hugged the world destroying cluster hates Jasper
Well that episode was a whole load of nothing. The entire point was just to show Greg is gonna waste all of his money and we'll be back at status quo soon enough.
>>84938200
that matter starts becoming elephant in the room lately
it has to be addressed the sooner the better
>>84938308
Do you guys think Jasper and Lapis will ever get back together in a healthier relationship, or are they done for good?
>>84938297
That fact was completely obvious since Jailbreak. The surprise was that lapis was the dom.
>>84938396
I know, but it's still stupid.
That wasn't as traumatic as I thought it would be. The real trauma is not knowing when Jasper will be coming back.
>>84938298
They built a functioning MECHs from old junk left in a barn.
And Lapis could have floated the wreck to a dry dock.
Bitch.
>>84938235
>near-upskirts
I was watching for that. They came seriously close a couple of times
>>84938325
It doesn't matter who the rapist is, what matters is that Jasper's return was used to for a shitty hamfisted rape metaphor.
So when we get fanart of Jasper under water waiting for Lapis to show up.
I can't fucking believe Steven is a stand user
These gems and Steven need to realize that being an adult is hard
The boat and fishing pole isn't rented anymore
That shit fucking costs too much
>>84938364
FUSION
SLUT
>>84938107
Someone shoop a penis bursting through the boat.
>>84938235
pearl has bigger tits than that monster
>>84938256
>Implying there's such thing as consistent model for SU characters
>ive changed!
holy shit.
>>84938200
This kind of does continue this odd Steven trend. Half the point of the character was that he saw beyond the bad. He never hesitated to redeem Peridot even after she tried to crush and kill him and the Gems multiple times, but Jasper is immediately unforgivable?
I'm not even a Jasperfag and I find that weird. They're probably just trying to drag out the drama, but still.
Also, Jasper being half in love with Lapis is definitely interesting. No way that's just disappearing. You want to think that the creep is just on Jasper's side until you realize that it's literally Stockholm syndrome because of what Lapis did to her. Jasper's right: they're both fucked.
So it only makes sense that they become unfucked together.
>>84938428
He has 10 million dollars, that was at most a 300k boat if that.
>>84938342
Lapis is already Steven's, anon..
All Jasper wanted was to fuse. Jasper did nothing wrong.
>>84938413
>everything in Empire City
>the vintage car
>an entire boat + fishing rod
Having him go broke again is going to be really depressing since it'll be played as a joke.
>people bitching about abusive relationships
>people forgetting that whole arc where pearl raped her best friend five times a day and it took a week to get through
Ya'll niggas are dumb, at least jaspis is confirmed
>>84938403
>because obvious reasons
She did literally nothing wrong.
>>84938355
I enjoyed it. Relationship metaphor was a bit thick, but it was still interesting to see them acknowledge what we've all thought about them. I like that they crave each other.
For this to keep being good the next step is to start Jasper's redemption arc by initially making her want to change for Malachite.
>>84938403
stop having autism and thinking so black and white idiot
>Jasper finally shows up again and immediately disappears into the sea or ground or whatever
>AGAIN
FUCK THIS
>>84938403
>retarded overwatch reaction image
>retarded post
pottery
>>84938448
>Jasper goes insane, talking to fish.
You could beat an elephant too death with the heavy handed dialogue in this show.
>>84938374
but Peridot is Vegeta. Nappa never got redeemed
the innuendos in this episode were everywhere
>>84938428
He can just stop pending after this and keep his money.
>>84938403
You don't have to dislike either.
>It's a "Steven breaks shit" episode
>>84938455
NNOOOOOOO ANON SAY IT AINT SO
>>84938474
Some boats are up in the millions.
>>84938441Next year
>>84938478
Alone at Sea confirmed for being the worst episode of the entire series.
How much money did his dad lose already?
So Malachite was an abusive hateful relationship where Lapis abused Jasper and Jasper liked it. Jasper comes back and Lapis plays the victim? Is like when Rhianna came crawling back to Chris Brown and he was like, "Naw bitch, you made me hit you. Fuck off, ho."?
>>84938494
It was pretty blatant, i don't think they were trying to hide what was happening.
>>84938427
If Steven doesn't like you he won't budge. Just look at Kevin
>>84938374
lmao that's a japanese cartoon fuck off
>>84938413
After taxes he probably had $6 million. The yacht far exceeds the hotel and suits so there isn't much reason to even count anything but the yacht. He is probably at $5 million.
>>84938451
"What do I care, I'm rich."
>>84938403
you don't have to dislike either of them
>>84938483
>jaspis
you mean Lapidot
>>84938403
Lapis recognizes that what she had and what she did was wrong and unhealthy
She is on the path of redemption
Jasper did not use her time alone to contemplate her actions and instead wants more of what she had
Jasper is a tool
>>84938473
I am fucking fascinated with this
>>84938408
They wanted to make her scary. So they added realistic teeth to her. It's kinda lame, isn't it.
What the fuck
Oh god
>>84938374
THAT'S BULLSHIT. I HAVEN'T KILLED A DAMN THING SINCE I GOT HERE! Not for lacking of trying, mind you.
>>84938403
It's obviously all Lapis' fault and Jasper did nothing wrong.
>>84938364
>>84938455
Technically not a slut since she only wants to fuse with Lapis.
In fact, she's dangerously monogamous.
>>84938478
She is literally a crack addict begging for a fix
>>84938200
I agree. Same thoughts during these past episodes.
Let's just hope that they're actually going somewhere with it.
>>84938520
>jasperfags still upset
end yourselves
>lapis is a masochist whore
>jasper is a slut for fusion
>jaspis get BFTO
11/10 episode would watching again
Daily reminder she did nothing wrongisn't a monsterand deserves so much more
Is it really rape if you ended up enjoying it though?
>>84938266
This one?
>>84938445
Or it gave us more insight into fusion you faggot
>>84938523
yeh
J is a total M
>rape metaphor
Wha? I only got unstable/unhealthy relationship.
>"I've changed!"
>>84938543
I mean your denial is so strong we call you pharoh
>>84938403
Yes, yes you are. Lapis even fucking outright says it. Jasper even says it, and they literally had a fused mind.
Yet Steven missed that, and they seemed to completely disregard it by the end of the episode. I'm sure half the audience will miss it too.
>>84938520
If it wasn't for Ronaldo and Sadie centric episodes or the brutishly ugly first quarter of season one, possibly.
>>84938413
Lapis probably could've put the boat in a floating bubble of water. Or Steven could've tried to bubble it. They were VERY willing to let Greg pay the 1000s of dollars that boat cost.
>>84938286
Bye.
>>84938448
>in keeping with sad lesbians she becomes a cat(fish) lady, knitting kelp sweaters for dozens of individually named catish
>>84938538
I'm rich, biatch!
Why is peridot the only good character nowadays? The level of cheese from this episode was unbearable
>>84938141
THE REAL VICTIM HERE
>>84938403
When Lapis had control and was holding their fusion down at the bottom of the sea, she took some pleasure in mentally and soul beatin the shit out of Jasper. That's what I got out of it anyway.
Jasper will always be shit tier.Let that sink in. She sunk that low!
slutty
gem
feet
here's amethyst
So jasper is supposed to represent some abusive butch exgirlfriend right? probably did drugs and shit
>>84938572
Depends on how the jury perceives the situation.
>>84938494
This is probably my biggest issue with the show, it's so blunt and unsubtle, it can be obnoxious to watch.
The white whale!
centipede porn
Now
>>84938478
She wants the D(ance).
I like how well they portrayed her as an abusive significant other even in the tiny amount of screen time she got.
>>84938301
That's gonna be a problem, Lapis. YOU'RE all I want.
>>84938063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ8I1r8N-6k
THAT MUSIC!! EVERY GEM KNOWS THAT MEANS DEATH !!
>>84938374
she's starting to resemble some other DBZ character at this point
>>84938544
Well, Lapis was the one that did the holding in captivity. So it makes sense that Jasper hasn't mentally recovered from it. Lapis outright says that she was the prisonkeeper within Malachite. It's disturbing how much she managed to break down Jasper's mind that Jasper is still like this now.
>>84938577
>it gave us more insight into fusion
No, it didn't.
>>84938403
it's possible for both of 'em to be in the wrong, anon.
This episode was weird and it made me feel uncomfortable
But then Jasper got BTFO again and it was good
pretty meh episode, but I think I would have enjoyed it much better if I didn't know for sure that Jasper was coming back.
Time to leave /sug/ for the next few weeks because fuck leaks.
>>84938413
>100 K on Empire city
>30k in the car
>between 1 and 2M in that boat
>>84938598
Literally the only fucking character in this entire show that did nothing wrong.
>>84938611
Cute Quartz
>>84938555
Killed most of the Ginyu force, though I think about 3/5 of them were just after Goku pretty much defeated them
Fun episode. The moment I saw the pier, I jokingly said to my sis, "Yo, watch Jasper just pop out of the ocean and drag Lapis down."
MFW I WAS RIGHT
>>84938522
Well, he doesn't seem to be making any investments, so it's bound to dissapear soon enough.
>>84938621
Not really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPecHHprJok
http://www.strawpoll.me/10858929
vote vote vote clods
>>84938571
If she wasn't a monster she would have saved Greg's boat.
>>84938107
IT LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
>>84938427
she did headbutt him the first time they met.
My pastor was right. All it takes is once.
>>84938638
>fusion can be addictive for both parties if fused for too long
I feel like this episode would have been better if it was show before Monster Reunion. That episode was just too good.
So who Actually Sabotaged the Boat?
The engine just stopped working... Apparently, from the inside.
Okay but for real. Did Jasperfags actually think she'd get redeemed tonight?
post more cute lapis
Hey /sug/, what do you think of this theory? Too obvious?
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/148116428364/steven-is-a-freaking-wmd
>TL:DR Steven's gem construct disruption ability can corrupt gems, but he doesn't have enough energy to use it to that extent on his own, he needs to fuse
>Also, lion's roars are strong enough to tear space open is becuase he's (part) pink diamond and has the same vocal powers
>>84938063
>Mfw literally could not care less about Lapis and Jasper's retarded 'relationship'
>Mfw Jasper gets launched into space TR style
Lapis is still pretty bad but at least she didn't make the same mistake twice
>>84938656
he could buy a house
>>84938583
this but you
>abusive relationship
you can maybe become friends but you don't get back together with someone who was horrible for you
>>84938597
autism incarnate does not make her a good character
>>84938194
No you don't. If you did you wouldn't be here.
>>84938481
>1996
>vintage
That's just old.
>>84938200
I would be surprised if a central aspect of the story in some future arc isn't Steven learning that everything isn't morally black and white. Maybe they're winding up to that right now, looking at some of the episodes we've had in the past two weeks.
The one place I really don't agree with this post is in the Ronaldo scenario. Him breaking up with his gf was a joke. Him even actually having a gf was a joke in the episode. I still hope they make up, though. Maybe we'll see them in a crowd scene standing next to each other.
All aboard the SS Misery
Jesus, talk about being on the nose with that name. The only way they could've bettered it would be to call it the SS DickSquad.
>>84938659
Nigger, don't jinx it
>>84938445
>rape
Maybe to a mouth breather like yourself.
It was supposed to represent codependent relationships.
>jasper pops out for no apparent reason
>no explanation on how she found out lapis was in that boat
ARE WE JUST GOING TO ACCEPT THIS?
>>84938566
Jasperfag here. I liked the episode. It was at least some development for her in the sense that she's now confirmed thirsty for Lapis.I'm not looking forward to the wait till she shows up again
>>84938689
No.
It just sucks that it may be weeks or months 'til we ever see her again.
It hurts.
This episode is goijg to end horribly
>>84938682
oh fug. LAPIS KNEW JASPER WAS FOLLOWING AND WANTED TO FUSE
reminder that lapis is worst gem
>>84938678
Didn't we learn that from the time Pearl kept tricking Garnet into fusion?
>yfw filler episode tomorrow
>>84938667
Okay, nice argument.
>Jasper becomes the show punching bag ala Geno of OPM
I'm ready.
>>84938682
Jasper was ramming the boat from underwater/grabbing things like the rudder with her bare hands
She's crazy strong and durable to survive all the shit she's gone through.
okay, but what about pearl?
>>84938715
They can sense each other.
>>84938374
Yeah but
He's cool
>>84938691
Ok, but what if Lion was corrupted pink diamond that was exiled by the other three diamonds
>>84938618
More like a person in a mutually abusive relationship whose abusive ex locked in a house and mentally tormented for months. And when she finally got free and went back for more because she became obsessed with her captor, the abusive ex played victim when it came down to it.
why did this episode make me feel uncomfortable?
>>84938656
>A used economy-class car fron 1995
>30k
>>84938715
I think there excuse in the show was, they were fused for so long Jasper could just sense her and found her way to Lapis.
>>84938583
>>84938496
>>84938483
DELETE THIS
>>84938739
>Greg episode
>filler
U wo8
>>84938712
That's Garnet's job
>>84938695
Sure, but also you go back to the people who are strong enough to protect you/deal with your bullshit
>>84938748
She's still waiting on that hug.
Hope we get an episode down the line where Jasper and Steven can talk to each other and bond in some way. Maybe so Steven can hear Jasper's side of things and realize not everything is black and white. Jasper probably will be depressed as fuck after all this too.
>>84938690
>>84938739
yeah but next week shits going down
>>84938523
They were both wrong and abusive towards each other. Jasper was literally playing the role of the typical abusive partner.
>but we were so good together!
>YOU'RE the bad guy here, not me!
>BUT I'VE CHANGED!
etc
>>84938442
This, goddamn.
Lapis floats that fucker back to port, Peridot and Pearl fix it, holy shit.
Even if the boat rental place won't take it back, you've got yourself a shiny new Dai-Gurren because you know damn well the P-Squad put robot arms and laser guns all over that motherfucker.
>>84938748
Pearl was once addicted, remember?
>Sex addiction
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
SS misery EleGiggle
http://skycow.us/r/StevenUniverse
If you want to draw
>>84938715
Lapis also detected Jasper here >>84938257
>>84938695
The main reason some one doesn't get back with someone that is horrible for them is because they or the person they were with are unable or unwilling to change.
>>84938739
>Flashback episode
>Filler
pick one
>>84938715
Jasper can sense that gem pussy hundreds of miles away, like a fucking shark
>>84938763
How about make meyou slut
>>84938656
>1 and 2M
Nah, that boat was a shitter, he could have gotten it for under 500k.
Also the car was likely much cheaper.
>>84938758
Strong abusive relationship undertoneswhich I'm honestly starting to get tired of now.
>>84938141
>>84938598
Jesus, perfect waifu or perfect waifu?
>>84938741
Not an argument, just my opinion.
Don't be so flustered.
>>84938473
I think my big issue with this episode is that Lapis's blame felt like it got disregarded in the end. Steven didn't think about it, and she's happy at the end as if just punching away Jasper was enough.
Jasper's side of this had better get explored in a way that isn't just "fuck her".
>>84938458
>people keep complaining about pearl in monster reunion
>no one pointed out how awful she looked here
b-but cute butler outfit huh
>>84938766
>imblying
>>84938758
Jasper's new model was creeping me out the whole time. Or maybe it was the constant smiles.
>>84938758
Because Jasper is a stalker and abusive lover and normal people get weirded out by that.
>>84938762
Ruby and Sapphire did the same thing in jailbreak
>Week 1
Drop Beat Dad - 6.5/10
Mr. Greg - 9/10
Too Short to Ride - 7.5/10
The New Lars - 6.5/10
Beach City Drift - 6/10
>Week 2
Restaurant Wars - 6.5/10
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service - 6/10
Monster Reunion - 9/10
Alone at Sea - 8/10
Agree?
She did nothing wrong. She didn't deserve any of this.
Requesting Jasper enjoying a jar of applesauce.
>>84938544
>>84938584
>>84938639
>>84938600
Hey look at that, non-autistic responses. I get it now, like I got the whole "it's a grey area, they're both in the wrong" but Lapis was built up to be sympathetic it baffled me why they'd give you a reason to dislike her.
>>84938445
It's not rape. It's a bad relationship. Bad relationships aren't rape.
>>84938403
yes
>>84938734
I dont think we knew Garnet liked it. Also Pearl is a thirsty attention whore so this was shown as Jasper, someone who was against fusion, being addicted. Also that two opposed gems can grow addicted
will dingo leak the episode tomorrow?
>>84938204
count me in anon
>>84938582
It's because people like saying it's rape to go "durn tumblureenas wrecking muh cartoons"
It's obviously just an unhealthy relationship
>>84938776
>Jasperfags in charge of damage control
>>84938785
>it's just more filler
You people are sad.
>>84938824
you're right they did
>>84938800
kek
I want Pearl to lick my feet.
>Jasper was ready to literally murder Steven just because he supported Lapis
>Jasperfags actually think she's the victim here
>>84938831
NO!
YOU DON'T DESERVE ANYTHING!
>>84938568
>lapis is a masochist whore
>tfw really turns me on
>>84938450
"WHAT THE HECK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FRIENDS!?!?"
Also, have a Anti-Steven.
Does anybody have any gifs of jasper getting btfo multiple times
>>84938816
She doesn't look bad here.
Or in Monster Reunion.
I think the way Steven has been acting is gonna be brought up. Its been really noticeable, so its probably intentional.
>>84938834
Yeah, yeah, whatever, it's the same thing.
If you rape someone you're bound to have a bad relationship with them.
>>84938844
Tumblr are involved with both
>>84938763
but its the best ship
>>84938715
>Implying it wont be brought back when Jasper tells her story during jaspedemption
>>84938758
It was more of a Hurt/Comfort from fanfiction.net about a rape victim than an episode.
Would have been a decent fic but 11-minute cartoons aren't for standing around talking about feelings, unless it's well-done and engaging like pic related.
It's a common problem on Steven Universe.
>>84938832
I always thought Lapis' whole thing was that people who went through very traumatic things can still be unhealthy for other people to be around while not necessarily being a bad person.
This whole episode screamed LESSBBBIIAAAANNSS to me.
I am the only one?
>>84938739
>Greg episode
Its going to be good
>>84938200
>thoughts, /sug/?
I completely agree in the sense that Steven is an emotionally manipulative individual and this is only made worse due to the fact that Steven is not in anyway emotionally mature.
Steven freely uses and manipulates the individuals around him as he sees fit and justifies through thinking it's "for the best" and he entirely does this on an emotional basis that he himself doesn't understand.
And everyone around Steven accepts, allows and enables the little shit to do this because he's got everyone under his little finger: people LIKE steven, they like him a LOT, because he's "funny" and "nice", but really that's just him being manipulative.
One of the first things Steven did when he was in Lars body was to shoehorn his own feelings into Lars without a second thought about Lars actually wanted or even wants... Keep in mind that Lars is a CUNT, but that isn't really the point: Steven doesn't really "care" about Lars wants, steven cares about his own "narrative".
There's also the fact that Steven was willing to risk the entire worlds destruction to help the cluster, but he isn't willing to give jasper a second chance because she "hurt lapis' feelings".
>>84938876
I want to lick Lapis feet.
Wait. Wasn't Jasper swallowed up by the Earth? The fuck
>>84938611
Even garnet looks fed up with this meme.Probably because she always sees it coming.
>>84938837
finally a straight answer
>>84938899
Or is it?
>>84938839
Does anyone have that guide on how to make pictures like this in gimp?
>>84938899
WRONG
>>84938822
I was more disturbed that they portrayed Lapis as the victim at the same time as she was outright saying that she was just as much the abuser as Jasper. It's a mutually abusive relationship.
>>84938660
>Dewey waifus Pearl
>Jamie waifus Garnet
>Peridot waifus Amethyst
>>84938910
>episode
nigger its the series
>>84938910
It was rather rape and sex addiction.
>>84938892
How do?
>>84938107
Lapis used her EX shoryuken
Can the writers stop making Greg bleed money now? Holy shit.
I want more episodes with Greg and Lapis
not because I ship them but because they're the two best characters
>>84938830
Put the New Lars on 7 and you're golden
>WE COULD FLY
>>84938880
I'd give Jasper the world if I could.
If Pearl and Jasper aren't going to be full blown addicts with each other I will be severely disappointed.
>>84938308
She just needs to get punched in the head by Yellow Diamond to trigger "Enemy of my enemy is my friend" and be a Crystal Gem.
>>84938834
If anything, Malachite was like that webm of a girl who keeps sucking a guy's dick long after he came and it starts to hurt.
>>84938910
that's true of, like, 90% of Steven Universe episodes, anon.
>>84938885
>anti-steven
?????????
that's clearly a man who wants a quiet life
FUCK THE EPISODES
WHEN WE GETTING A LEAK OF THE FULL ENDING CREDITS SONG SUNG BY SUGAR?
>>84938934
>>84938910
Is this the first episode you've seen?
>>84938885
What would his stand be?
I'm sorry, but Captain Centi desperately trying to find her crew still gets to me.
You would follow her into battle, right, /sug/?
>We could FLY
I found that cute, she was so happy for that brief moment.
>>84938848
Jokes on you I ain't even a jasperfag
>Pear can read space scribbles.
>Pearl now knows Centipeedle's real name.
>She didn't bother to tell it to Steven.
>>84938850
Gem hunt, bismuth, betar part 1
>>filler
>>84938909
If that's the deal then more power to Sugar. I get SU isn't full tumblr but I thought even they'd be too careful to possibly paint a victim as anything but someone who needs constant support and love and you're a cunt for thinking otherwise
>>84938916
>And everyone around Steven accepts, allows and enables the little shit to do this because he's got everyone under his little finger: people LIKE steven, they like him a LOT, because he's "funny" and "nice", but really that's just him being manipulative.
I think you're looking too deep into this.
So now that we know Jasper is a fusion slut how long will it be until she shows up outside the Temple flexing and posing all day every day? She could put on more armor and weapons each morning to make herself look more powerful and suitable for fusion until theres just a huge pile of jagged metal jiggling in the background of every beach scene.
>>84938955
But would you fuse with her anon?
What if Jasper is so desperate for fusion that she tries to fuse with the cluster?
>>84938286
I love Jasper, and hope she doesn't get redeemed.
>>84938946
COULD THE WRITERS STOP MAKING JASPER SUFFER? NO? THEN FUCK YOU AND FUCK GREG'S MONEY
>>84938934
In some ways Lapis shits on Peridot more than Jasper though.
Lapis is a masochistic bitch.
>>84938977
Gladly.
>>84938878
Well Steven has kind of done nothing but fuck her over in multiple ways in her eyes. This isn't that surprising.
>>84938172
You have to choose now. Enjoying the episodes or posting on /sug/.
>>84938885
artist name?
>>84938982
she's sort an idiot, she's not going to say anything unless asked
>>84938808
A 15m yacht is arround 1 Million used.
JASPIS IS MY SHIIIIIIIT
>>84938968
that is a comfy ass room
>>84938529
Lets be fair; Keving consistently did nothing but earn the ire of everyone around him. He's a huge tool.
jasper tried to kill steven and his family. On multiple occasions.
>>84938830
>Week 1
Drop Beat Dad - 6/10
Mr. Greg - 10/10
Too Short to Ride - 9/10
The New Lars - 6/10
Beach City Drift - 6/10
>Week 2
Restaurant Wars - 7/10
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service - 6/10
Monster Reunion - 10/10
Alone at Sea - 10/10
>>84938983
>people think these episodes will have plot
>they turn out to be filler
Top kek.
>>84938989
that would be a clusterfuse of an episode
>>84938756
no, he's not corrupted, she was shattered and he's a hybrid
>In maximum capacity, steven pointed out a cat carrier in greg's shed
>cats eat random shit all the time
>Pearl has a bad habit of losing gem shards, which is why she was inventorying them in Frybo and Secret Team
>In together breakfast we learned gem shards can "take refuge in organic matter" (pearl's own words)
>In Giant Woman, we learned that consumed gem shards can become fused with the gem monster who ate them
>This explains how Lion appeared suddenly but was immediately friendly to steven and rose
>forshadowed by the pink cat statue in greg's shed
>and by cookie cat being replaced with lion lickers in gem Glow
>and by Rebecca Sugar's cat being named Lion
>>84938792
ily
>>84938876
I don't think Pearl would want to lick your feet. You would really have to bully her into it.
Like convince her it's the only way to really clean them.
>>84938830
>restaurant wars that low
I mean, it's all opinions obviously, but that was the only episode of "pure" filler that was genuinely entertaining.
>>84938946
He's just doing what anyone who gets a sudden huge windfall. Spend it all up as irresposibly as possible.
>>84938987
Anything for my beautiful wife.
>>84938916
This really only became an issue with this bomb.
I don't like this direction but I do hope it's going somewhere.
Leaker dingo where do you live? I want to send you a cake.
>>84939007
Oh I chose posting on /sug/ ages ago. I just wasn't sure if the Jasper leaks were real, last time I talked about them people still weren't sure.
>>84938916
Children generally are manipulative. They are small and that is their tool. He'll grow out of it when puberty hits and his body turns against him.
>>84938995
Lapis is more of a sadist actually.
Jasper is a sex addict!
IF YOU'RE NOT A GEM SHE WILL NOT LOVE YOU NOR FUSE WITH YOU!
Jasperdemption is totally still happening. not giving up on her.
Jasper is the basically the Ex girlfriend that, no wait, ex boyfriend that already made you feel terrible and wants more
Why have the Gems put exactly zero effort into tracking down Jasper after they split Malachite apart?
When you consider the lengths they went through to track Peridot because she could be a danger you'd think they'd at least want to keep tabs on her.
Or are they just hoping the Rubies will come back and clean up their shit for them?
>>84939023
Sure Kevin was a dick but his short interaction lead Steven to outright hate him.
>>84939049
Is it a poisoned cake
>>84939037
Oh, absolutely. I doubt it'd even take much to convince her.
>>84938247
No one asked her to.
that, was kinda weird
>>84939033
What a GROUND BREAKING pun!
>>84939031
ok Im retarded and this is a bait
>>84938662
But you were wrong, no one was dragged down except Greg's income.
>>84939061
THAT'S OKAY I WANT HER TO FUSE WITH LAPIS
Will Peridot help warm Lapis' cold, tortured heart?
>>84938956
The CG have an intervention for Pearl.
>Pearl, we think you've been spending too much time with Jasper.
>SHUT UP, YOU WHORE, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I FOUND SOME WHO WANTS TO FUSE WITH ME!
Bye /sug/
see you tomorrow
>>84939016
That thing was hardly a yacht.
I've seen yachts. You could buy whatever that was for under 1 Mil
So we know Jasper's dying later
Let's hope she redeems herself causing itLol fuck no
>>84939041
This. it's the first time in a while I've sat back and thought "hey, good filler". Obviously I'd prefer lore but if there has to be filler I'd prefer more like Restaurant Wars
>>84939086
If by weird you mean horrible.
how's the jasper fandom handling this episode
i'm sorry you guys
>>84939017
JASPIS IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>84938830
>Week 1
Drop Beat Dad - 7/10
Mr. Greg - 10/10
Too Short to Ride - 8/10
The New Lars - 6/10
Beach City Drift - 7/10
>Week 2
Restaurant Wars - 9/10
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service - 8/10
Monster Reunion - 9/10
Alone at Sea - 8/10
>>84938830
Drop Beat Dad - 5/10
Mr. Greg - 8/10
Too Short to Ride - 7/10
The New Lars - 6.5/10
Beach City Drift - 2/10
Restaurant Wars - 6/10
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service - 4/10
Monster Reunion - 9.5/10
Alone at Sea - 5/10
>>84938899
>Jasper's redemption arc
>she starts hanging out with the Gems, trying to do nice things because she wants Lapis to feel good about fusing with her
>the more Jasper hangs with Lapis, the more jealous Peridot starts to get
>she can't understand her feelings, but she knows with all her heart that she wants to beat Jasper with a pool cue until her retinas detach
I'd buy that for a dollar.
>>84938916
I feel like they're setting up to address this aspect of Steven's character
However, knowing the show it'll take a while before it really gets touched upon
I mean look at how long it took to address Pearl's issues and have people call her out on her bs in the show
>>84939068
I think it's because they legit thought that she was done for when she fell in the fissure.
Also Peri was a technician who was actively trying to contact homeworld. Jasper is a brute.
>>84938899
I like the way Peridot thinks
>>84938979
>she was so happy for that brief moment.
And now she's dead.
>>84939068
Because that would eat up valuable time that could be spent on Pearl-is-Sad episodes and Steven-Plays-Matchmaker episodes.
Is there any chance there'll be a Steven and the other gems fusion?
>>84939115
Go fuck yourself, I know you're not being sincere.
>>84939088
didn't SEA that one cumming
>>84939086
It really was, Anon. Lapis is my favorite character but that episode didn't really do anything but delay Jasper from coming back.
>>84938413
>S.S. Lil' Lappy
>sinks to the bottom of the ocean
>>84939088
Well, you know the DRILL by now!
>>84938332
How have I not seen a loss edit of this yet?
>>84939108
Hopefully Greg got insurance, too.
>Episodes that have Kat Morris directly involved with the pre-boarding writing
every episode
>Episodes where Kat had a more direct involvement in boarding
episodes with her as Storyboard Supervisor, regardless of whether or not she directed the episode (from the beginning to Drop Beat Dad; production order wise so including Too Short to Ride)
episodes after Ian left that she specifically directed
>Episodes Kat has Directed
Catch and Release
Sadie's Song
Too Far
Message Received
Log Date 7 15 2
Gem Drill
Steven Floats
Too Short to Ride
The New Lars
Beach City Drift
Monster Reunion
Alone at Sea
>episodes that Kat Morris was a full blown credited boarder for
Laser Light Cannon (with Rebecca)
Cat Fingers (with Hilary, Ian, and Rebecca)
Bubble Buddies (with Aleth)
Alone at Sea (with Hilary and Rebecca)
>>84939061
*IF YOU'RE NOT LAPIS SHE WILL NOT LOVE YOU NOR FUSE WITH YOU!
>>84938839
Why is Steven Universe the only show on Cartoon Network that gets leaked so fucking much?
The Lapis and Jasper dynamic is really interesting and I hope they don't let it fall flat by making Jasper just the bad guy forever. The whole interesting part was that the whole situation was mutually abusive. Nobody was more the victim of Malachite no matter how much Lapis looks and acts like the victim.
The idea of taking the big, brutish person and the waify, pretty girl and having them both be just as fucked up and abusive as the other despite looks is great.
I get the feeling they're going to have Lapis realize she wasn't truly wrong and Jasper was just a bitch, though. Shame.
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/lapiskin
Look at all the Lapis self-inserting and bullshitting.
i hope jasper joins the Crystal Gems only because she wants to fuse with lapis
Why is everything on this show a rape metaphor now?
>>84939068
Jasper probably doesn't know how to work the Kindergarten, so Peridot has her beat as a global scale threat. Jasper is just a fighter, if she wanted to start anything she'd come to them.
>>84938955
I would give her my life
>>84938908
>It was more of a Hurt/Comfort from fanfiction.net about a rape victim than an episode.
Holy fuck, this sums up my qualms with this episode better than any paragraphs I can write.
>>84939170
Gumball and AT get it pretty bad too.
>>84939162
>had a more direct involvement in boarding
meant to say
>had a more direct involvement in the boarding phase of writing
>>84939170
It's the only one with a fanbase that big. And Turner's servers are basically GameBoys.
>>84939118
YOU'RE SHIIIIIIIIT
>>84939115
Disappointed that she got punched away already and we have to wait, but happy to see she's trying to get to Lapis. Don't know why people are so upset when this episode basically gave her a motivation for starting a redemption arc. Granted it's a pretty impure motive, but that's what redemption is for.
>>84939123
>Jasper's redemption arc
>Jasper gets captured by Team Ruby
>She gets thrown in a Homeworld gulag
>Mines cobalt until her gem cracks
Why won't she be mine
I wish I was more attractive like Jasper
>>84939073
no I just want to reward him for all his helpful work! We need leaks and he delivers!
>>84938583
Your ship was fucking punched over the horizon.
>>84938427
Steven has moral myopia.
Anything a friend does is good or forgivable, anything an enemy does is inherently wrong and them being unhappy is a good thing.
>>84939193
As someone who doesn't read FF.net what does that mean?
>>84939156
You haven't been paying enough attention.
>>84939115
Jasper's my favorite and this plot could go places with her character development if they handle it right and don't have it only focus on poor woobie Lapis forgiving herself.
I'm more annoyed at the lazy way they delayed a Jasper arc again. I mean, I knew they would. It's obviously not Jasper time yet, but come on. They could be a little more creative. At this point it has to be a running joke.
>>84939221
They are taking a break :^)she missed her :^)
>>84939034
That's dumb. You're dumb.
Stop saying dumb things, dummy.
>Fusion completely destroyed Jasper's mind
>She doesn't even take what she wants and instead begs
>Her role will now be to pop in, scream about how great fusion is and then get kicked in the ass
>Despite figuratively being ruby 2.0, she'll be treated as though she's wrong
This is some Javert from ghost tier shit. I feel bad for her.
when is the peridot twitter going to update it's the only reason i keep up with this show
>>84938934
>>84938968
STOP
T
O
P
Peridot is a freakin child you aut. A genius but still a child.
>>84939183
People just interpret it that way.
>>84939121
Pretty good taste m8
>>84939232
It means it was shit.
>>84938332
>tumblr already at eachother's throats over this
>"YOU'RE SEXIST"
>"YOU SUPPORT ABUSE"
>"YOU'RE A RAPE APOLOGIST"
More entertaining then Cable
>>84939263
She's a grown gem.
>>84939153
I'm pissed about Jasper being gone, but objectively, that was kind of a shit episode.
One of SU's flaws is the extremely hamfisted and awkward political metaphors.
OH I GET IT KNOW!
LAPIS PUNCHING THE SHIP AND HITTING JASPER IS A METAPHOR FOR A SUNKEN SHIP!
JASPER AND LAPIS ARE A CRACKED SHIP CONFORMED!
>>84938830
>Week 1
Drop Beat Dad - 4/10
Mr. Greg - 9/10
Too Short to Ride - 8/10
The New Lars - 5.5/10
Beach City Drift - 5/10
>Week 2
Restaurant Wars - 7/10
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service - 5/10
Monster Reunion - 10/10
Alone at Sea - 8/10
>>84939269
Then just say that.
>>84939248
hopefully her getting knocked over the horizon can become the show's new Kenny dying
>>84938832
Because she's an actual character, interesting characters have more than just good or bad traits, and can do both good and bad actions for a multitude of reasons. We know beneath the sadness that Lapis can be sweet and gentle, but given what's happened to her, both in and out of her control, she's pretty messed up at the present time and will likely stay that way until she can deal with the whole Malachite situation.
>>84939263
>peridot is a child
>>84939263
That's just your headcanon, autismo.
>>84939115
at least we got to see her.
I think it'd be pretty hilarious if Jasper's gimmick was "being sent away forever!!!" at the end of every episode she appeared in.
Anyone else hate the PC allegory for consent in this episode? It was just so forced and lame.
I actually cringed when Steven said "She said no!"
Post yfw jasperfags are BTFO once again
>>84939276
I think my favorite thing about this argument is you could pop in and go "which one of them are you talking about?" and cause a stink while being completely right.
>listen you blubberberry leg-breaking bitch if i wanted an aquarium i would fucking buy one
Freaks literally on suicide watch
Stay strong guys, she'll be back in 100 episodes or so :^)
>>84939103
Yes because Peridot is a pure and lovable gem
>>84939221
God, Steven is fucking useless in a fight.
Going up against a real warrior with his little pink shield only to get swatted aside. Even Connie has more worth in a battle with her swordfighting skills.
I'm waiting for the eventual episode where Pearl ends up liking Greg
>lapis will never directly interact with each of the cg's like peridot
>>84939289
*NOW
>>84939245
Anon, I'm not good with sarcasm over the internet. Is this sarcastic or not?
>>84939289
oh thank god
>>84939289
god DAMMIT I WATCHED THAT FUCKING EPISODE 15 MINUTES AFTER IT LEAKED AND IT TOOK ME TIL NOW TO REALIZE
>>84939314
>>84938583
The only way we're ever seeing Malachite again is if Jasper is ever redeemed, and even then only if Steven is in danger and the only way, the only possible way, of saving him is with Malachite because Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Peridot are currently unable to help/provide an alternative fusion partner for Lapis because like fuck she'd become Malachite again if there was even a hint of alternative in the air.
>>84939248
>>She doesn't even take what she wants and instead begs
Fusion isn't possible without consent.
>>84939313
It wasn't that bad.
It just needs more than 11 minutes to be fleshed out.
>>84938063
I think Jasper will eventually get redeemed.
And this is coming from someone who hates Jasperfags.
The fact that she put aside the homeworld taboos that gems of different varieties shouldn't fuse goes to show that she isn't nearly as orthodox as she was before.
>>84939289
doesn`t that also mean steven x lapis is also a cracked ship?
i need art! art of lapis abusing jasper!
>>84939088
>>84939313
I can see why Jasper was confused when Lapis rejected her. Considering Lapis desperately held her against her will in Malachite before. Looking from Jasper's perspective, this whole thing must be complete mental and emotional whiplash. No wonder she looked so fucked up by the rejection.
>>84938694
or a car
>>84939263
I thought she was a grown gem and that's why tumblr was so mad about people shipping her and Steven I don't care either way
>>84939299
I'd personally give the New Lars a 6.5 - 7.
But this is dead on.
lapis had a lot of great reaction images this episode
>Lapis comes back from trip
>tells Peridot about her horrible relationship experience with Jasper
>Peridot feels bad for Lapis
>Suggests that they could be in a stable, healthy relationship
>They become a cute couple with mutual affection for each other.
she wants it boys
>>84938473
>He never hesitated to redeem Peridot even after she tried to crush and kill him and the Gems multiple times, but Jasper is immediately unforgivable?
To be fair, he didn't try to forgive Peridot until he saw she was scared of the Cluster. So far all Jasper has shown is violence and a level of creepy fascination with Lapis.
I'm not saying Steven wouldn't be willing to forgive her, but it's gonna take a while considering how often Jasper tries to punch him.
Here's hoping though. Always a pleasure to see Jasper.
>>84938200
Steven loves Ronaldo. The fact that he kinda messed up his love life was only put on the back burner because he was still focused on fixing his mistake of reigniting a blood feud. Also because the whole subplot was just being played for laughs. (Ronaldo actually HAVING a girlfriend).
>>84939248
You can't make somebody fuse with you, they gotta consent, so she had to beg
>>84938916
>but he isn't willing to give jasper a second chance because she "hurt lapis' feelings".
She did a lot more than that, like physical beat down and imprison Steven and all his friends, as well as endanger Beach City.
>>84939382
I guess that I can
>>84939324
Connie would get beaten to a pulp if she went up against Jasper.
>>84938301
So considering Jasper straight up hates Steven and considers him less than the dirt between her toes.
What sort of absurdly fucked up shit did Lapis have to do, to get things to the point where Jasper was trying to warn Steven about it.
Jasper even admits she's a cunt, but she points out Lapis is a God Damn Monster.
What kind of 9/11, Mai Lai do the whole village, 'Nam Vet Flashbacks, ate a baby while fucking it shit did Lapis do that she isn't mentioning.
Who wants to bet she lied about how she got poofed and she actually helped set up the bomb or some shit?
>>84939287
Child. She even admits how young she was to never have been around when the cluster project was formed on earth.
Even Amy would be like a big sister firgue compared Peridot. She and Steven are emotional and undeveloped equals.
>>84939386
>wrapping arms around someone during a playful mistletoe kiss
What the fuck, Steven?
>>84939395
Lapis likes to abuse Peridot
>when you hate that bitch but the fusion game ridiculous
>>84939395
>>84939419
mama mia that's-a spicie
>>84938483
oh my god that is adorable
>>84939314
>tfw sucrose dangles the cheeto puff from a fishing line in front of the hungry dogs for 2 minutes then throws it back into the ocean
>tfw literally sank the Jaspis ship with a water-fist
>>84939416
>"WE'VE FORGOTTEN THE DISRUPTORS PERIDOT"
>>84939289
lol their ship LITERALLY SUNK
I thought I disliked (nay, ABHORRED) Jasper and its fans before this episode. Oh, boy...
I'll give it something, though: it had the decency to recognize itself as a "brute".
I only hope that Lapis recovers herself from her PTSD.
>>84939306
She might be the youngest gem
>>84938107
>>84938157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JomlA4U2Mdo
So wait, Lapis actually DID mindbreak Jasper through forced fusion (ie: rape)? Just finished watching the episode without having been spoiled first.
>>84939427
Matt(or maybe it was Ian? I don't remember) said she was a grown gem
>>84939320
Kill me.
>>84938221
>Not knowing this basic fact of Pearl
She enjoys MAKING the pies. For Steven especially.
>>84938141
Why is life so cruel
>>84939419
LOOK OUT SHE'S GOT A NOSE!
>>84939415
She has the speed though, she could get in there, do some jabbing and get out of the way.
Steven would just stand there like a lump and get squished.
>>84939404
DELETE THIS
>>84939304
Fuck dude. It's finally hit me that SU is like, legit good. I'm just too used to simple characters in children's cartoons and I was fine with that. now I've got to deal with all this moral and ethical grey area bullshit like dude
I just wanted to watch singing lesbian space rocks
>>84939314
>>84939289
>JASPER AND LAPIS ARE A CRACKED SHIP
>Literally a crack in the ship
SUCROSE
>>84939419
>>84938224
>>84938224
You think maybe Jasper might just have an unhealthy obsession with power?
>>84939314
>>84939427
Not to mention that she says herse;f that she's a new peridot.
She's much younger than amethyst, at the very least. And Amethyst is a kid by gem standards.
>>84938370
Next week, when she tries to steal Steven's Pikachu.
>>84939444
>literally sank the jaspis ship
>>84939404
Steven is a child you autismo
>>84939418
>What sort of absurdly fucked up shit did Lapis have to do?
Well Lapis held her down undersea for months in a soul fusion rape. So pretty sure that would have done it.
>>84939313
I was ok with this one, when Ruby and Saphire had a fight and Steven said "is it my falt?" like the child of diforced parents, that was the allegory I hated
>>84939435
>Lapis constantly sits on Peridot's face
>>84939455
>it
Why are Lapis fans so petty.
>yfw "I miss her"
>>84939492
She also wants to fly.
If she had an attack helicopter all her problems would be solved.
>>84939395
>Lapis declines Peridot's offer despite knowing that Peridot would make her happy because she knows she's not stable enough for a relationship and she would only hurt Peridot, who deserves betterThis is what all the Lapidot teasing is building up to.
>>84939314
For real though what the fuck happened to Jasper's face it looks so weird
In before Jasper is in the gem hunt leaks
>>84938568
come on anon you can call the ship malachite
>>84939314
>mfw they desperately try to defend her itt
>>84938200
Completely stupid
We've seen for a fact that Steven is willing to befriend his enemies, he's only aggressive when it's appropriate to match the aggression of others.
>>84939516
>you will never be peridot.
>>84939326
We just straight up need an episode where Steven walks in on the pair of them kissing and has to figure out his feelings, if its actually him being uncomfortable with the pair of them getting close, vestigial jealousy from Rose or whatever.
That'd be fun as fuck.
>>84939233
excellent. now do I put this in the loss folder or the centipeedle folder?
>>84939481
Connie could barely handle Holo Pearls and nearly got her ass beat by Pearl herself until Steven stepped in.
That was just a Pearl; imagine going up against a full blooded Quartz.
>>84939404
You better believe it
>>84939455
I like that it confirms that Lapis is actually evil and only pretending to be good for some reason.
I really want to know that reason.
>>84939455
>nay, ABHORRED
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>84939395
>>84939435
So is this Lesbian Loli(/LL/) now?
>>84939357
I want her to fuse with Peridot now just to know what a normal, healthy fusion based on trust and friendship feels like.
...and then Lapis turns into a fusion slut like Jasper, always jonesing for that next hit of sweet Alabama green. And Peridot's just like, "ha ha, awww yisss."
How much do the Crystal Gems weigh if working under Earth gravity?
Like a lot of the time there seems to be a really heavy thud even not moving that much.
>>84939504
boat was SS.Misery
sinks Jaspis along with boat
Jaspis = Misery
>>84939523
DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE PEETLE!
>2 episodes of lore
>no theories to show for it
blugh
>>84938130
NICE BOAT
Lapis punches a hole throught the ship.
Subtle Sugar, real subtle.
Japis shipper BTFO
>>84939419
>Gotcha nose motherfucker.
>>84939516
>Lapis will never sit on your face to the point of suffocation to feed her masochism
why live?
>>84939523
DELETE THIS
So is this the only lapis centric episode that we're getting? There's the upcoming Amy arc and then it looks to be pure plot advancement after that.
>>84939492
Pearl and Amethyst also had an unhealthy desire for power with fusion and Garnet, maybe it's how gems instincts are?
>>84939527
it looks like she was...smiling and glad?
jesus christ, if this is the face she makes i never want her to be happy
>>84938200
Cool, but a anon posted it in the last thread and probably that person copied and posted it on his tumblr
>>84939465
Yes, Jasper is just a shadow of her former proud warrior self. Having her mind be completely wrecked by Lapis.
>>84939527
I love her face fucking much
She's not some doe-eyed, round faced, anime teeth toon she's AWESOME
>>84939419
At least we're getting a Greg and Rose episode tomorrow. It'll make up for the meh one we got today.
>>84939527
Someone edit shark teeth instead of her denchers please.
>>84939527
she's fusion-crazed and whacked out on saltwater.
>>84939518
>>84939517
I am not giving it the privilege of an appropriate pronoun.
>>84939552
>I like that it confirms that Lapis is actually evil and only pretending to be good for some reason.
That was basically Jasper's insanity talking.
>>84939496
Exactly. Always felt weird by people pairing her with adult gems 1000 times older.
>>84939367
>The fact that she put aside the homeworld taboos that gems of different varieties shouldn't fuse goes to show that she isn't nearly as orthodox as she was before.
This. I didn't feel like Jasper redemption was possible until this episode which showed her acceptance of fusion.
Although I don't think it would be with Lapis, maybe she'll find a more healthy fusion later
>>84939527
It's the teeth.
She needs a dentist
>>84938325that's really hot
>>84939314
>Ship called S.S. Mercy
>Boarded by sugar
>Expected intense Lapis suffering
>Got Jaspergers getting BTFO
Best
>>84939574
>no theories
>unified music corruption/redemption theory
d00d what?
I used to sihip Lapis and Jasper
But the ship sank in this episode
GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? GET IT?
>>84939521
I want art of Jasper in an Apache helicopter now.
I want to see how Jasper and Lapis's character arcs will play off of the CG's struggles and experiences with fusion
Here's to hoping they'll get the same treatment that Peridot was given in allowing them to learn and grow with the rest of the cast instead of playing off of each other only
>>84939435
That's why I like Lapidot
>>84939607
>denchers
>>84939562
I think it's possible that Peridot's first fusion is with Lapis, so that Lapis can feel what a healthy fusion feels like. And there's not really any other character that I can see Lapis realistically fusing with that makes sense... apart from Steven.
>>84939496
>>84939625
it was SS misery
>>84939631
I used to si hip them too anon.
>>84939625
>S.S. Mercy
>>84939540
>tfw no fusion "threesome"
I bet the Rose/Amethyst fusion would be into it
>>84938830
>Week 1
Drop Beat Dad - 6/10
Mr. Greg - 9/10
Too Short to Ride - 9/10
The New Lars - 6/10
Beach City Drift - 6/10
>Week 2
Restaurant Wars - 8/10
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service - 8/10
Monster Reunion - 10/10
Alone at Sea - 9/10
>>84939603
People are writing it off as filler so this is as good as it gets.
>>84938715
These recent episodes are wierd altogether. Steven's always had hints that as well as learning to control his gem powers, he's possibly developing new powers, but now?
Suddenly he's super strong now, and it's really being thrown in our face and being pointed out by in-universe characters like in 'Drop Beat Dad'.
He's entered a gems mind before now with 'Chille Tid', and even his own watermelons, but straight up possesnig Lars?
Season 3 is Steven having one hell of a power trip.
>>84939276
Tumblr exploding over it might be more entertaining than the episode itself.
>>84939395
>None of that happens
>Instead Jasper comes to the barn to try and fuse with Lapis again
>Peridot uses this as her big moment to prove herself to Lapis and stands between her and Jasper
>Jasper just laughs and smacks her aside
>This breaks Peridot's tablet
>Peridot bursts into angry tears and starts beating the shit out of Jasper with a levitated tractor,
>Knocks her towards the pool she made
>Jasper is fisted into the sky again
>Lapis and Peridot become a cute couple with mutual distaste for Jasper
>>84939613
I get finding the Jasper fans annoying but why are you holding such a strong grudge against a fictional character?
>>84939357
that's going to be a great episode though.
>>84939629
Can you provide a link, because that wasn't mine
>tfw they're both rapists
>>84939597
That's pretty fucked up, I always thought Jasperfags were being melodramatic about that shit, but this episode actually confirmed it outright that Lapis basically abused Jasper until she learned to enjoy it.
>>84939518
>>84938935
well she tried to attack Steven, so Lapis couldn't just let her kill him.
>>84939527
Those fucking eyes, man.
>>84939558
I can think of more terms to describe my feelings towards Jasper and its fans: DETEST, DESPISE, LOATHE.
>>84939650
>>84939656
Fuck I meant Misery
>>84939636
Would you do it anon?
>>84939527
It's her mindbreak face like in those doujinshi's where the girl becomes super addicted to some dude's dick and starts begging for more
>>84938488
>He thinks Jasper might have value
LOL, no
Jasper is a nobody goon that doesn't even deserve the kindness and release of death from her miserable self-inflicted torture she calls a life
>Greg gradually goes broke paying off the gems various breakages
>>84939656
>>84939694
>S.S. Mercy
He's not wrong anon
>>84939552
>evil
>pretending to be good
She did bad things in the past, she's not an undercover super villain
SOMEBODY GET ME DINGO'S ADDRESS
THIS CAKE IS GOING TO ROT ON MY COUNTER
>>84939666
He's always been super strong though. As far back as Gem Glow (tossing a mini fridge would definitely take some strength).
>>84939625
Mercy is for the weak. >>84938708
>>84939527
It's her "give me that sweet Colombian sugar" face.
>>84939674
>why are you holding such a strong grudge against a fictional character?I come from /m/ originally. Holding grudges against fictional characters is part of my upbringing here in Four Chan
The episode would have been better if they got to the Jasper part faster I feel like they spent to much time with Greg and Steven fucking around and Lapis being annoyed.
>>84939613
Jasper now knows Lapis better than anyone in the show.
She's an addict begging for her next hit. However, what she was describing was the reason why she desired the hit: Because it was full of someone even worse than her.
>>84938559
>dangerously monogamous
>>84939658
>Pearl and Greg start dating
>Pearl goes off on a Neurotic one thinking no one could ever love her for what she is
>Amethyst still has her megacrush on Greg
>Opal turns up at the car wash in the middle of the night wearing nothing but ribbons, singing 'All you wanna do, is get balls deep into a giant woman (A giant woman)'
>>84938403
There was no right anon.
>>84939115
I'm glad I got to see her, see how she's doing, but I am super super sad the synopsis was real and she just got punched back into the ocean. Probably won't be a very long time AGAIN until we see her.
>>84939622that's a boy anon
>>84939714
So, business as usual for Greg.
>>84939418
I bet she wiped out whole civilizations with her water powers, but unlike Jasper, she enjoyed it
>I don't want [the captain hat] on my body
>Don't put me in charge!
What did she mean by this?
>>84938200
I really, REALLY love this.
It articulates something that I've been having trouble putting into words since The New Lars
>>84939579
She did the same thing in that Uncle grandpa episode
>>84939719
>She did bad things in the past
For that matter, so did the Crystal Gems. That was tangentially acknowledged by them and Greg in the past.
>>84939714
Not sure if I want this. It would be a nice running gag but I actually want Greg to have this.
>>84938916
>but he isn't willing to give jasper a second chance because she "hurt lapis' feelings".
And because he watched her tear Garnet apart in an extremely horrible way. You do not look at your guardian "dying" like this, especially with that sad, confused expression and think "Yes, I want to be friends with the person who did this"
>>84939527
she wasn't being boarded by Paul (the return), Joe, Jeff (both Jail Break), nor zuke (chille tid)
wait Rebecca also boarded on jail break what the fuck
>>84939754
I want Greg to make Alexandrite his wife for real.
>>84939777
>For that matter, so did the Crystal Gems.
Yes, and?
>>84939770
did you watch the fucking episode
>>84939726
THEN EAT IT
>>84939666
well the fridge is a weak example, but stuff like lifting Jenny in 'Joy Ride', pulling off the panel in 'When It Rains'.
>>84939418
Why are people assuming Jasper saw Lapis' memories or some shit? That's not how fusion works.
She's just referring to Lapis being strong enough to physically and mentally overpower Jasper for months on end.
>>84939751
>Jasper now knows Lapis better than anyone in the show.
I don't think that's how fusion works. If that were the case, then Garnet (ie. Ruby and Sapphire, especially the former) would have been a bit more understanding of Pearl's circumstances during the Sardonyx FUBAR.
>>84939770
Lapis has issues with being in control
Does anyone else find it a bit pathetic that Zuke needs to fulfil her Lapidot fantasies in the peridot twitter account and side art? Must hurt to be part of the show but know your ship isn't canon
>this ep is the third time Jasper ended up stuck in the ocean
I'm starting to feel bad for her.
We're getting Gem Hunt stuff starting at 9:30, right?
>>84939770
Jasper made her do all the shit when they were malachite.
>>84939836
>but know your ship isn't canon
yet
>>84939802
AND, people have been holding unto that to hate Lapis for ages now. It's hypocritical when you analyze it.
>>84939726
I think
I think
I think he lives in South California
>>84939786
>>84939665
Filler episodes don't fucking exist if they aren't adapting from a source material like a book or comic.
>>84939738
I guess. Just seems like a waste of time and energy.
>My ex-fusionmate still misses me..
>BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!
>>84939527
Straight up lust
Jasper is now a literal masochist that's what they look like when you beat them just right
Remember when the morals were simple and easy to understand?
Higher res
a bit slow on the draw here
but here if that winter rose someone wanted finally
sorry for it being late, I've been busy and couldn't get around to it
>>84938830
>Week 1
Drop Beat Dad - 6/10
Mr. Greg - 10/10
Too Short to Ride - 9/10
The New Lars - 5/10
Beach City Drift - 7.5/10
>Week 2
Restaurant Wars - 7/10
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service - 7.5/10
Monster Reunion - 9/10
Alone at Sea - 10/10
>>84939836
has the peridot twitter even said anything about lapis
>>84939836
>this level of denial
I bet you're a Stevidot pleb.
>>84939862
You fuck, we almost avoided this.
>>84939871
Nope.
>>84939465
> forced fusion (ie: rape)
See this shit? STOP IT. You morons are taking the "fusion = sex" metaphor too fucking far.
>>84939692
>DETEST, DESPISE, LOATHE.
You're foppish, stop fucking talking like that you sound like you own and wear a cloak.
>>84938200
It's likely one of the main reasons he hasn't grown yet.
>>84939871
What morals?
>>84939840
It was kind of ridiculous
First she's in the ocean, then she falls down a fissure, and ended up in the ocean again.
>>84938510
A state of the art, big yacht would cost more than 10 million.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10859150
http://www.strawpoll.me/10859150
http://www.strawpoll.me/10859150
>>84939527
She's broken, man
She wants the Dance
I'm a little off balance lately
Crap, that means Jasper will be a recurring stalker thanks to the mental link with Lapis from Malachite
For once I feel that Yellow Diamond will have to put her down
>>84939761I know
>>84939672
>None of that happens
>Instead Jasper comes to the barn to try and fuse with Lapis again
>Peridot uses this as her big moment to prove herself to Lapis and stands between her and Jasper
>Jasper just laughs and smacks her aside
>This breaks Peridot's tablet
>Lapis steps on it, crushing it under her heel
>Jasper kicks Peridot towards Lapis
>"I know what it is you want to do, I've been with you long enough!"
>Lapis begins kicking Peridot while a grim smile forms on her face
>Jasper begins cheering her on, as a dark smile of her own forms on her face
>Peridot finally poofs under the abuse
>Jasper extends her hand towards Lapis
>They fuse and bubble Peridot
>They fly off going "WEEEEEE! I'M FLYING!! THIS IS SO GREAT!" while carrying Peridot's gem into the sunset.
>>84939516
Do gems even breathe?
>>84939874
cute!
>>84939890
it was worth it
>>84939836
She likes Lapis and Peridot. Who cares? She probably loves Jasper too and she's just hiding it. She's already implied she's a slut for all three. She probably has drawings of them fucking all shoved away in her drawers.
>>84939857
>Notice how Garnet is not being ripped apart on a physical level, and what they're facing here is exactly what the crystal gems trained to deal with. Old Homeworld tech being employed against them.
Destabilization is just a cheap tactic anyway.
>>84939918
Source?
And is this cu ck?
>>84939867
The water-fist wallop at the end probably only made Jasper's lapisboner harder
>>84939927
Well she is getting corrupted.
>>84939899
>stop fucking talking like that you sound like you own and wear a cloak.
I own a bathrobe. Does that count?
>>84939871
If anything the show has only gotten simpler and more direct. The only reason people have trouble understanding this episode is because they're either Lapisfags or Jasperfags and are thus automatically biased in their interpretations towards their waifus.
>>84939948
>cu ck
You mean NTR?
I can't wait for this to be completed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4xyiGvGKhs
canon lapass
>two huge lore episodes in a row
>I haven't made a single good theory from it
It's over, isn't it? Isn't i?
>>84939932
>None of that happens
>You go to bed because it's a school night
>>84939932
that was sad
>>84939815
She is capable of defeating our entire fucking planet by herself. It's not that surprising.
Garnet, Pearl or Amethyst couldn't do that by themselves.
Good luck fighting a war when your ocean ups and leaves.
>>84939484
It's a hard balance to be sure, making interesting character and utilizing them in segments of 11 minutes? Very hard indeed. I think the show has done a good job so far, even the secondary characters like the townies get development, which is a massive failing of other cartoons in that they don't develop their secondary cast.
The whole Malachite situation is likely to be one of the biggest negative emotional issues the show deals with, so I'd imagine things will be less emotionally charged once that is eventually resolved. It's easier to have positive moments when the structure is the good guys rebelling against the bad guy's armies, as opposed to two characters effectively being in a seriously abusive relationship for a while.
>>84939966
I'm neither, which may be why I enjoyed this episode.
>>84938809
Yeah, we get it Crewniverse, you have strong opinions on certain things, you can stop pushing them now
>>84939860
>I guess. Just seems like a waste of time and energy.
It most definitely is, I won't deny that.
>>84939672
Except for the Lapidot part, I could see a possibility like that happening
>>84939944
100% this
>>84932098
Okay so it wasn't estrogen that I was thinking of. My main point was that a hormone that gives girls huge tits also gives them manly features and arm hair. Who the fuck really cares what hormone it was? Sue me.
>Too much estrogen in the system only causes hyper-feminization and stunted growth height-wise. It will also weaken the bones and muscles a bit too much so it's not good for you.
Wrong. There's a bunch of other things that it can cause, such as bloating, swelling and tenderness in the breasts, decreased sex drive, irregular menstrual periods, headaches, mood swings, fibrocystic developments in the breast, weight gain, hair loss, cold hands or feet, feeling tired or lacking energy, difficulty with memory, trouble sleeping, increased symptoms of PMS
>you're really really wrong
No I'm not, drama queen. I just got the hormone wrong. I'm only wrong, not "really really wrong," seeing as every part of my post was correct except for one word. Chill the fuck out. Saying you think I might be a tranny is fucking retarded.
>>84939857
To be fair, if the Crystal Gems hadn't been actively tracking Peridot with intent to kill her she wouldn't have been shooting lasers at them.
>>84938830
>Week 1
Drop Beat Dad - 2/10
Mr. Greg - 7/10
Too Short to Ride - 9/10
The New Lars - 2/10
Beach City Drift - 3/10
>Week 2
Restaurant Wars - 6.5/10
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service - 6/10
Monster Reunion - 10/10
Alone at Sea - 9/10
>>84939952
>SHE'S SO STRONG
>>84939879
>she ditched about the essay because it was nice up there
>same starry sky stevonnie was looking at
>garnet stargazing in log date
https://youtu.be/m4xyiGvGKhs
Love like you is from Rose to Greg, prove me wrongpro tip: u can't
>>84939976
i want to bury my face in it
>>84939998
That's art anon.
>>84939319
HAHAHA
>>84939969
Yes.
and if I put cu ck the mods will filter it for keked.
>>84938474
Boats like that sell for 1-5 million new on the east coast. Considering it's a rental and if he signed an insurance document, Greg could be out anywhere from 300k to 1 million.
>>84939982
BUT HEY
>>84939854
I need you to be more specific than that anon. I need to mail this to him! I need his address!
>>84939932
Gore fag leave!
>>84940006
Ok anon have fun with your estrogen.
I want to marry Lapis!
>>84938708
...SS DickSquad has me imagining some very burly, unsavory Germans in tight pants and long jackets.
>>84938483
Pretty sure shoryukening Jasper into orbit is a no.
>>84940009
>the new lars
>2/10
That was legit my favorite townie episode in the show though.
>>84940029
Then use NTR next time when talking about hentai.
Also, I have no source.
Sorry.
>I don't feel confortable with this (the hat) on me
Didn't Lapis already wear clothing in the baseball episode?
>>84938944
>using a raw ex dp
>connecting
Jasper confirmed shitter?
>>84940046
I want to marry the monster, too
>>84940016
Well we got a new lyric THIS episode, and not the next episode which is about Greg/Rose
>>84940067
She hates what the captain hat symbolizes.
>>84939990
Kinda over estimating lapis there bud.
One good surprise or shot to the back of her gem and she's a goner.
>>84939990
>Lapis is a Planet-Killer type Gem
>Exists to eradicate planets that have technologically advanced sapient life
>Flies by the planet and just takes their ocean away
>Worldwide agony as everyone succumbs to death by dehydration
Our Goddess is both beautiful and cruel...
Hail Lapis!
>>84940043
Do it again.
>>84940067
Shapeshifted
>>84940067
Did she wear clothes or just alter her gem clothing?
>>84940067
She thinks sailor hats look dumb.
>>84939849
Hey guys, what if the story that Lapis gave Steven was a lie, and she was in some way, shape, or form, a leader against the Crystal Gems during the war?
>>84939518
>>84940056
kys
What would reverse Lapis, Jasper and Peridot be like?
>>84939875
Not fat enough, suicide pls
>>84940056
Townie episodes bore the hell out of me I like Steven universe because of the sci fi mystery stuff if I wanted to watch a slice of life show I'd watch a slice of life show, also crazy bitch Sadie is the worst character.
Did anyone else instinctively point both fingers at Greg when he made his overboard pun?
>>84940056
>shit taste
I dunno what to tell you bud.although 2/10 is way too harsh I think anon was attempting a withdrawl from the (You) Bank
God I forgot what Jasper even sounds like. What the fuck has she been doing since they unfused anyway?
>>84940067
she doesn't want to be in control
I wanna worship Bob!
>>84940093
>Literally a person in size that can traverse space incredibly fast
>Implying you have snipers established in the middle of your fucking ocean
No, you're dead.
>>84940131
Why does Steven look like a Latin King?
>>84940144
no that's autistic af
>>84939518
Were Rebecca Sugar or the writers in abusive relationships?
>>84940146
Looking for Lapis.
remind me why Lapis "Drown the Children" Lazuli deserves redemption besides the fact that she has cute feet
>>84940182
Sugar herself may have been in one once.
>>84938107
Bayonetta's up-smash.
>>84940182
sucrose was in one in like 2010
>>84940141
You're probably watching the wrong show, then. Half the point of the series is the slice of life stuff.
Look into your heart and admit to yourself you know Jasper's arc ends when they find her corrupted, defeat her and bubble her and this is a lesson about Steven being merciful and forgiving to his enemies since not even Jasper deserves to live like that.
That's it, that's her redemption in the Lord Jesus Universe's eyes.
>>84940025
Why do you still post my shitty edit?
>>84940182
That's a question you should ask them.
>>84940191
she has fluffy hair
>>84940003
Oh I only added that in to tie it to the post I was responding to.
The only ship I want for Lapis and Peridot is Friendship.
>>84940203
>2010.
She was dating Ian at that point.
>>84938200
Holy shit, it's almost as if Steven is a child.
>>84940077
>Lapis will never wake you up with a punch to your kidneys in the middle of the night just because it's what your ugly stupid face deserves
Do jaspergers still actually believe jasperdemption is happening? Unlike the peri or lapis, she is not cast in a sympathetic light, and no amount of ooc headcanons can change that.
>>84940144yes
>>84940191
She hasa cute butt
>>84940067
It's a captain hat, a metaphor for control
which she is extremely guilty of after trapping Jasper
Again, the point of the episode is that both were in the wrong, but only Lapis decided to make amends
>>84939948
Asanagi is the artist.
Probably not NTR. All his stuff is about girls being violently raped and turned into brainless breeding animals. He's kinda fucked up.
>>84940191
I kinda wish Lapis became a villain.
>Greg didn't meet Jasper
It could have been great
i want my strong scary waifu back please
>>84940226
yeah, it would've had to be at least 2008
>>84940228
I love this post
I just do
>>84940191
Because Steven has forgiven her?
Nothing else really matters at that point. The same goes or Peri "Kill Steven and the Crystal Gems with lasers while screaming 'DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE' " Dot.
>One hour late to the episode
>Missed the discussion
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
At least the mega is up, gonna download it now
What am I in for?And did anyone leak it before it was time?
>>84940182
Rebecca mentioned that Lapis is based off of a character she had created named Margo from an unfinished comic called Margo in Bed, what was written while still working out the emotions of a "bad breakup"
http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/142438584798/a-few-pages-of-pencils-from-an-unfinished
http://rebeccasugar.tumblr.com/post/142439158688/a-few-more-disparate-pages-from-my-unfinished
>>84940226
Exactly
>>84940150
I wish Bob was my older sister
So what's Tommorrow?
Greg episode?
Oy vey
>>84940191
She has cute everything
>>84940144
I missed that part of the episode getting food
>>84940219
They never respond to my fanmail.
>>84940223
I just want Peridot to make Lapis happy, regardless of whether the relationship is platonic or romantic or whatever.
I'm glad they're barn mates, since that basically confirms that that's what they're going for.
>>84940093
You know, until the little pudgy kid licks it.
>>84940202
Huh.
>>84940038
Abuse is not gore. You would need something more likeMalachite slowly chipping away bits of peridot's gem while humming a happy tune from pepe's burgers.
>>84939761good
>>84940091
>>84940235
I can accept this. I just get kinda frustrated when characters know stuff they arguably shouldn't (unless she saw some sailors when she was in the mirror at some point?), like "metal powers" from the peridot episode.
>>84940067
Greg has gross hair
>>84940295
LOL
>>84940262
WHAT THE FUCK
ENOUGH WITH THIS "BAD BREAK-UP" RUMOR
Rebecca Sugar never said this you stupid cunts
Did Sugar attend Calarts or NYC school of visual art?
>>84940256
Jasper is a broken girl from mindbreak doujins that can't live without the rape.
>>84940294
>Malachite slowly chipping away bits of peridot's gem while humming a happy tune from pepe's burgers.
>>84940152
>Implying she's constantly moving and has good reaction times
You know that's why she poofed and got hurt a couple times right?
>>84939518
My jaw actually dropped at that moment.
I knew Jasper was going to turn out to be a fusion slut, I didn't expect Lapis to do so as well.
>>84940295
lmao
>tfw u just want some blue poon
>>84940324
SVA.
Only shitposters say that she went to CalArts.
SLUTTY
GEM
FEET
>>84939324 you're right. The CGS dropped the ball on training him. He needs to be able to defend himself. I don't think they do because they're too damned attached. He needs someone who doesn't see him and a fragile little snowflake to train him and won't make excuses for him. Its such bullshit that Connie can do more damage than he can.
>>84940324
none
>>84940305
hey!
greg has cute hair!
>>84940295
I wrote a fanfic that's kinda the reverse of that
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12000217/1/We-are-theends with murder
>>84940226
>>84940354
>>84940351
maybe next season jappers
Jasper confirmed garbage
Centi best gem
>>84939875
Oh hey, you were the original artist asking for requests? I think someone hijacked that one, but thank you very much!
Reminder: Ruby is the one who set all events on Steven Universe just by intervene white Sapphire's predictions, she's the one you should blame for the continuation of the war, the poor and innocent Lapis Lazuli trapped for thousands of years inside of a wretched mirror owned by a defective, neurotic, salty and envious pearl, the diamond's bomb, the corruption of centipeetle and the other gems, the fusion abominations, and the cluster.
Im sure that maybe she is responsible of Pink Diamond disappearance, somehow.
And of course of the future destruction of earth.
Earth may have been one of the greatest Gem Colonies but now is just a wasteland full of organic life and vermin.This is not some sort of propagandistic message. I'm not and never been related with the court of Blue Diamond.
>"Steven isn't even giving Jasper a chance!"
Stevens first fucking interaction with her was watching Garnet get split in half and getting headbutted out of consciousness.
Peridot ran away a bunch and flicked him in the face a few times.
Of course he feels fucking differently about them
>>84940358
>Connie can do more damage than he can.
Against Holo Pearls. She could barely handle a real Pearl.
>>84940372
For once... I want to lick those feet... and I'm not even a footfag.
>People defending Jasper
>Even though she was the one who initiated to fusion to kill the Crystal Gems
I mean, the show goes out if its way to tell that Lapis was also wrong in her actions, but victimizing Jasper for that feels mental illness tier
>>84939518
>>84939948
I don't know the exact source but I think the art is from Asanagi
help
this episode made me fall for Lapis for all the wrong reasons
>>84940372
I want them in my mouth
;__;
>>84938659
She fought as an enemy soldier. Only accepted by Steven because the method of telling was ambiguous who she was under and previous encounter.
>>84940294
>"Would you like a murder?"
>"From Pepe's Burgers?"
>>84940379
This man know's what the fuck is up
Connie x Steven when?
>>84939629
I'm still waiting on this unified corruption/redemption theory
>>84939541
Why not both?
>>84940226
>>84940263
fuck you literally, their relationship is pure
>>84940386
Compared to Kevin, he's being a lot nicer to Jasper.
Which says a lot actually.
>>84940419
Its been happening for a while.
jasper can't ever be a main character because her voice is so fucking bad.
i would drop the show
>>84940354
>>84940295
The math checks out.
>>84940408
Jasper, fuck off.
>>84940360
>washing your hair in salt water
Jesus no wonder he's bald
>>84940419
Literally years ago.
>>84940322
she said that during MoCCa fest I believe? I remember her saying something like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhpBAq80LDQ
So, Bismuth is gonna recognize Lapis for the monster she was in the war, tell the Gems about it, Amethyst will be on her side, Steven will defend Lapis.
y/n
>>84940379
>centi turns out to be a better mom to steven than the gems ever were
>>84940441
Husky growly unhinged
I adore it.
>>84940386
Centipeedle tried to kill him when they first met and he forgave her.
>>84939100
Respectable counter-gif.
>>84940386
Didn't Peri try to smash him the first time they met face to face?
>>84940440
Bitch please, Connie just uses him to have "asum magical 'dventures yay"
>>84940328
rape is hot when it's someone you love doing the raping
>>84940372
I would lick the sweat off her toes.
wait do gems sweat
>>84940295
Good idea
Amathyst already tried to take Greg and that almost could've worked if Steven didn't interrupt
>>84940226
So is Ian the rapist or the raped?
>>84940351
>tfw just noticed she has no ears
>>84940324
SVA (like Ian, Kat, Paul, Hilary, Danny, and Aleth). Joe, Jeff, Katie, Colin, and every regular BG painter for the show (and thus the post-kevin dart art directors) went to CalArts
>>84940295
ssaved
>>84940382
Are you still coming over for that baseball game later my diamond?
>>84940466
>>84940466
I absolutely would not be shocked, seeing as how she was apparently quite the captain
>>84940458
No she didn't dumbass
Watch it yourself and find out.
Maybe
>Emotional manipulation is a huge part of Lapis' character
Rings a bell?
>>84940452
You're going to have to punch me really hard to get me to leave
>>84940505
None of the gems have ears.
>>84940360
where the fug is that from?
>>84939274
Excellent. Did you draw this?
>>84940505
Gems don't have ears, bruh. Neither does Onion.
>>84940228
>she will never chain you down at the bottom of the ocean and take over and abuse you for months
why bother living
>>84940335
She wasn't there to fight, dummy, you were told this.
If Lapis decided to do a flyby on Earth we couldn't do a damn thing to stop her.
>>84939897
>You morons are taking the "fusion = sex" metaphor too fucking far.
Well maybe the show shouldn't have made that metaphor to begin with.
>Jasper comes back
>Literally gets punched the fuck away again
hahaha I'm loving this, jasperfags btfo
>>84940505
>>84940532
They're just hidden behind their hair.
>>84940542
tommorrow's episode
>>84940505
None of them do, they don't have eyebrows either. Except Jasper.
Jasper is the only one with eyebrows.
>>84940527
Hell she told Steven more about gem history in a few minutes than the gems have directly told him his entire life.
Why is there no fan art of Bismuth and Jasper arm wrestling?
>>84940555
Just Poil
>>84940380
yes it is I
you are also welcome
I was hoping you were still alive
>>84940425
Pure BBC pounding that white tight pussy
>can't theorize despite a fuckton of evidence
>can't write any decent stories anymore
>can't keep my mind on cooking for the life of me
>my programming job has made me lose interest in programming
>i've run out of physics things to study
This is the end
my only friend, the end
>>84940569
Wasn't fusion a metaphor for all relationships.
>>84938225
She can control any body of water. We've seen her control the entire ocean, with a cracked gem. She's also reckless.
Lapis' sheer power is indeed monstruous. It all depends on how she use it.
>>84940583
Centi not only did nothing wrong, IS NOT ONLY BEST GEM
BUT IS ALSO GOING TO BE BEST MOM
>>84940569
The only connection the two have is intimacy. Fans pushed it to 11
>>84940460
Why would Amethyst side with her? She doesn't know her.
>>84940607
It was and still is.
>>84940584
Because every attempt to draw Bismuth makes her look even more hideous.
>>84940508
Where did Zuke go?
Oh yeah. Her Mom's basement
>>84940598
>>can't write any decent stories anymore
>>can't keep my mind on cooking for the life of me
>>my programming job has made me lose interest in programming
>>i've run out of physics things to study
I know how you feel
maybe collaboration might help?
>>84940574
No dude, none of the gems have ears. They've been designed to look like they're cleverly hidden behind hair, but none of the gems actually have ears. Eyebrows only appear out of necessity for expressions, except Jasper.
>>84940586
pearl doesn't have ears, you double nigger
>>84940608
Our Goddess is both powerful and kind
We need not fear so long as we give ourselves to Lapis Lazuli
>>84940593
I don't want to picture that... that's literally a black man fucking a jew boy.
>>84940607
It is, including sexual ones.
So Lapidot is almost canon now?
I wonder if Peridot will tweet about Lapis tonight
>>84940641
Amethyst has shown her ears before.
>>84940528
go to 34:42
>>84940665
WE CAN HOPE ANON!
So of all the single gems, barring Yellow Diamond, that we've been introduced to, is Lapis the most powerful?
I mean, she can literally steal the entire ocean. How that didn't have devastating consequences on the earth the first time she did it, I'll never know....
>>84940667
>Lapis just came into my side of the barn and broke my stuff
Okay /sug/, I gotta go sleep now. You know, to kill some time before the new ep. 'cuz there's still about 20 hrs left.
And I can sleep at least 8 of them.
So I don't have to stay awake during this time.
Goodnight /sug/.
>>84940665
No.
What the hell is Gem Hunt about? And don't say it's about hunting gems
>>84940562
Shit reaction times regardless.
Same for jailbreak.
>>84940698
nice blog
>>84940701
Hunting gems.
>>84940656
oh fuck my life is a lie
>>84940608
>>84940657
post evidence it was the ENTIRE ocean
just a reminder that 70% of the earth is ocean. the crewniverse CANNOT be this stupid.
>>84940701
but it is
>>84940667
>Since Lapis is gone tonight I can go over to her side of the barn and do whatever I want!
>I cant see my TV from over here. Im going back.
>>84940701
It'll probably be boarded by Colin and Jeff
>>84940701
Gunting hems
>>84940701
>jasper gets out of the sea and hunts down the CGs 1 by 1
>>84940701
Searching for precious stones
My favorite part of this episode was when Lapis acknowledged that what she did to jasper was wrong and that she was bad for doing that.
When Jasper misunderstood what Lapis was talking about, and thought that she didnt like their dynmic of constant fighting we gained some insight into how Jasper thought Malachite was.
When Lapis says "I never want to feel like i felt with you" she didnt mean i in a "Jasper is a bad person" way, she ment it in a "I dont want to feel like a bad person" way
This show is getting good.
>>84940473
Centipeedle is a heavily corrupted gem who was just terrified and unable to communicate, because all she wanted to do was get back to her crew and would attack anyone who got in her way.
Meanwhile Jasper was still serving the empire that did that to Centipeetle and countless others, grievously hurt his lesbian midget mom combo, and imprisoned his cucked mom and big sister mom, headbutted him in the face, imprisoned his summer fun buddy, fused with her into a monster, said monster then ate a bunch of his watermelon spawn, some of whom he was controlling at the time, and then came back and slapped him across a boat as he tried to defend his summer fun buddy from her yet a-goddamn-gain.
Oh, and then she threatened to kill him because Lapis didn't want to get back into a terrible relationship with a bitch thirstier than Pearl.
You know what's more funny?
Steven and Greg could have just brought Lapis to a psychiatrist instead taking her on a boat and save money
>>84940558
>she will never email you the same 3 words every single day, from a different email account every time, for the rest of your life
>"I hate you"
>>84940471
it makes me cringe
and i never cringe at any of the stuff sug says i'm supposed to. only jasper's entire character.
and none of her lines ever fit her expressions which is annoying
All of this could have been avoided if Jasper experimented with Fusion with another Jasper instead of doing it in hostile conditions for months on end with someone that was resentful of her.
>>84940752
That is deep
>>84940701
Its likely going to involve the giant whaling stone and and a snowy adventure. Hoping Peridot is with them for this mission.
>You will never get led away from your house by the cops wrapped in a blanket, bruised and cut, while the sounds of her drunken rants and things breaking fades in the distance
fml
With every episode No Children becomes more fitting
>>84940788
>jasper want to try fusion with another gem
>its new and existing for her
>the other gem forces her to go further than she's willing
>her partner forces her to continue this for months
>>84940419
Cloud Connie dominating Steven sexually when?
>>84940701
>And don't say it's about hunting gems
Ok. It's about gem hunting.
>>84940786
She's nuts
>>84940788
Fusion with a gem of the same kind is entirely different.
>>84938241
New Lapis bait image incoming?
>>84940776
It's all fusion's fault. She was just acting the exact same way Ruby and Sapphire do when not in Garnet mode.
>>84938909
It's more like "people who have been abused often become abusers themselves", such as with pedophiles often being victims of other pedophiles.
Peridots tweeting again
>>84940870
How? It still is bigger than the sum of the components.
>>84938241
>this is bait
>>84938238
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
1:30
The last eye that we see
It belongs to Ceentepleedle!
Has any group of waifu fags ever been more btfo than jasperfags? Literally can not catch a break
Its what they deserve for having shit taste and spamming threads though
>>84940116
Lapis was involved in the war, she was present when Ruby and Sapphire fused for the first time. She likely got proofed during the attack on Blue Diamonds position and captured by Bismuth. Given the colour of the hands we saw being a shade of purple or blue we have pseudo evidence Bismuth put Lapis in the mirror and at some point had smashed Lapis after interrogation failed.
COLON THREE INTERNET FACE
>>84940786
You and the Estelle's Singing Voice Sucks guy should grab a beer sometime.I'm kidding. I'm him and I don't drink, which is probably why I'm the only person who can hear how bad her voice is.
https://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
active
>>84940880
Sapphire is a terrible character. She's a rapist and a one-eyed freak. I hope Sapphire gets crushed!!
>>84940612
Even in her two appearances (barring the first episode), she's already a better mom than pearl
>teaches steven about gem history
>saved his life
>protected him from seagulls
meanwhile pearl
>let him fall to his death
>turned his best friend into a martyr child soldier
>almost killed him
>treats his dad like shit
>created a awful home experience because she couldn't control her thirst.
Why is peetle so based?
>NYEHEHEHEH! I'M GONNA RUN AROUND THE BARN WITH CLOTHES ON!
I laughed
>>84940941
>she was present when Ruby and Sapphire fused for the first time
No proof of that
And no a grayed out person who has her gem shape does not count. Not only could it have been another Lapis it could have been a completely different type of gem
>>84940837
this makes me feel weird
>>84940968
Peridot literally just confirmed there is more than one diamond alive
>>84940968
She was running with a pizza for 2 days.
>>84940900
>I DISCOVERED WHAT "BEES" ARE.
BEE CORRUPTED GEM
>>84940880
>>84940973
t. Blue Diamond
>>84940858
Stop with this meme and listen to the whole album. No Children is about a once loving couple reaching a stage where they can't stand each other. It's not just "bad relationship".
>>84940973
Is it weird that I don't like ruby or sapphire but I like garnet?
>>84940940
Checking tumblr and seeing Jasper apologists blaming Steven, I think it's for the best for these people
There's /freaks/ who do it for fun and faps, and there's THESE who have deeper problems than I want to know
>>84938200
It's how kids work, they see the world in black and white and only learn nuance when they grow up
You guys Peridot's playing with herself
>>84941027
Garnet is a separate being but Ruby and Sapphire do need to stop this forced on lovey dovey shit and actually gain a character.
>>84939154
POTTERY
>>84941027
No, Garnet is great
>>84940994
Right, and there's no way that silhouetted gem who ends up poofing lapis could ever show up again or be important either, yeah?
>>84940968
Fucking hell Zuke can you contain your Lapidot boner? It's starting to really get annoying.
>>84941038
ayyyyyyy
>HM. I HAVE A FEELING THIS WAS DESIGNED WITH TWO PARTICIPANTS IN MIND.
incoming "I wish she was here" or some such lapidot bait
>>84940778
Silly annon, psychologists are just a myth!
>Peridot wearing clothes (probably stevens) and playing frisbee with herself
Why cant we watch this?
>>84941027
No, Garnet is best gem but Ruby and Sapphire are literally half characters
>Lapis will never bounce you on her knee, making parts of you tingle while she moves her strong, fatherly hands lower and lower
>>84940968
Someone babysit this poor creature
>>84938403
Absolute innocence and guilt are hard to come by in real life
>>84941114
Peridot is fully developed!
>>84941014
I wish I were Blue Diamond. She's an actually interesting character unlike Lapishit and Sapphirrhea. She's a smart, powerful, magestic gem with an interesting personality. Meanwhile Lapishit is an overpowered plot device and Sapphirrhea is a traitorous fuck who went off to fuse with some shitty Ruby. Blue Diamond is officially the best gem in her court, and possibly the best diamond of all.
>>84941092
COLON THREE INTERNET FACE
>>84941056
Why the fuck does no one remember Keystone Motel?
>>84940701
its about steven hunting down some sweet gem pussy
>>84940778
that would be hilarious.
"So, tell me about your mother."
"I don't know what that is."
Is the peridot twitter account canon?
how can anyone honestly like peridot, it's a fucking cringe compilation
>Joined January 2015
peridot what the fug
>>84938413
Saw some post about empire city, came up to around 70k I think
>>84941035
Link? I want to see this
>tfw i relate to lapis
just fuck me up succrose
>>84938976
Soft & Wet, it already makes bubbles.
>>84941110
>>Lapis will never bounce you on her knee,
making parts of you tingle
yes
while she moves her strong, fatherly hands lower and lower
no
>>84941131
Name one thing that she has actually done.
>>84941141
>Freudian Psychology
STOP
>>84941135
Remember Hit the Diamond?
>>84941135
Because that was still focused on lovey dovey shit.
>>84941144
Second tier canon, it's all true unless something in the show contradicts it
>>84941146
the same way people can like amethyst or sapphire/ruby unironically: thirsty, tasteless lesbians who wouldn't know good characters if they hit them in the face
>>84941135
That didn't develop them much.
Sapphire sorta stopped living in the future but that's it.
>>84938403
Pretty obvious Jasper was bad, so to keep the evil bitch down, Lapis fucked Jasper at the bottom of the ocean for months. It was great sex, so Lapiz misses slamming Jasper constantly. Jasper got Stockholm syndrome from all the pleasure derived from getting rammed non-stop for so long. Jasper stayed evil, and you have to admit... Raping is pretty wrong, even when the victim is an evil bitch. So both have done horrible things, but Lapis is trying to turn away from being a rapist, while Jasper is still evil and wants to get plowed by Lapis again.
>>84941144
Followed by Rebecca and controlled by Zuke so I guess so.
>>84939115
I'm glad that they actually addressed the fact that Jasper was being abused at all, and that it fucked her up pretty badly psychologically.
>>84940940
Kanaya x Rose shippers
We were better at denial by then though
>>84941144
Depends on whether you consider the fantasies of someone who works on the show canon
>>84941153
Just search "Lapis" or "Jasper" on tumblr and chose recent
>>84941179
what gems do you like
>>84941179
No, Peridot is autism bait.
>>84941159
kill yourself
WATCH OUT SHE HAS A SPOON
>>84941179
Amethyst is a good character. She is an absolute bitch but she is a good character.
SHE'S GONNA DO A TRICK!!
>>84941166
Architect the perfect plan to stop the rebellion (which, when you look at from an impartial point of view, was bad) only to have it destroyed by a trashy cyclops?
>>84941209
I'm not a shipperfag, so no.
PERIDOT IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING TO A SPOON
>>84941075
Its completely different. That "Lapis" didnt have anything but her gem shape that even resembled Lapis
If you are gonna make leaps of logic make sure to have some evidence to land on chum
>>84940386
Peridot literally tried to kill him seconds after meeting him, though..
>>84941235
SHE'S A WITCH
Ok the Peridot twitter is gold. Holy shit lmao
Episode in 1080p with download
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4m9w2p_steven-universe-315-alone-at-sea_tv
>>84940778
laughing_crying_Pearl.jpg
>>84941183
What did Rebecca mean by this?
>>84939115
I don't get why Jasper fans are so upset. She's going to appear again, guys. Not only that, but this is the potential start for her redemption, especially taking into account her apparent "corruption"
Peridot just put out a new tweet I think you're gonna like
>>84941183
Yeah, Jasper was sooooo bad, following orders from her boss and then getting raped for months by a dumb bipolar slut under the sea. Boooo Jasper!!!!
>this is what lapisfags actually believe
>>84940932
Nah, my friend thought as much too, but it's too off.
Peetle has a round head and really big hair.
That gem apparently has a square head with spikes coming off the sides and no visible hair.
It does seem like it's meant to be important though. Maybe they'll show up in the future?
Smokey Quartz maybe?
>>84941264
BURN THE WITCH
>Peridot is becoming aware of her fame
>All those replies
I wish I had a popular cartoon
someone tell her that a spoon doesn't go in your vagina
>>84941230
y-you too
LAPIS IS BACK AT THE BARN
>OH
>oh
Lapis is back
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh
>>84941211
garnet and pearl
special mention: lars. not a gem, but a greater character
>>84941297
I don't get this meme.
HERE IT COMES
>>84941308
COLON THREE INTERNET FACE
>>84940386
Lapis almost drowned him, Connie, and broke Greg's leg.
>>84940671
Got a pic?
>>84941306
point me in the direction of your Jasper beforeim sorry anon im broken i hope you have better days
>Small caps
Shit's going down.
Rebecca Sugar posted on /fit/
>>>/fit/38090576
>Me(n)tal spoon moving.
Lame. Didn't even bend it.
>>84941297
oh
I think I need to call a doctor, excuse me
OH MY GOD SHE KILLED PERI
>>84941324
>special mention: lars
Oh, you're that one autist from the other day.
>Peridot turned off caps lock for the first time when Lapis came
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>84941308
Is Lapis going to beat peridot too?
CODE GREEN CODE GREEN
Peridot is dead
>>84940386
What people don't understand is that Steven doesn't have a sense of self worth and cares infinitely more about his friends and family than he does himself
If Jasper had just hurt him he wouldn't care and would try and forgive her
But he thought she fucking murdered garnet for fucks sake. He isn't going to her for that ever.
"oh" what???
THEY'RE FUCKING
RIGHT
NOW
Theoretically people could bump old threads to push this thread to page 10. But that would be wrong and you shouldn't do it.
>>84941358
please don't link me to /fit/ ever again
>>84941163
>Lapis will never babysit you every 2 weeks
>she will never let your ride around on her back and eat pizza all night and play video games
>she will never offer to watch Star Wars with you but only if you agree to play a game where you both get naked
>she will never tell you this is all your fault and that you better not tell anybody or you'll get in huge trouble and everyone will hate you and your parents will send you to an institution right after they get a divorce
>>84941324
>pearlfag
opinion discarded
peri fucking dies
>>84941343
Laser Light Cannon
>>84938481
don't forget the diner in keystone, he skipped out on that one, but now he can make it right
DID SHE HUG HER OR SOMETHING
>>84941365
>autist
I'm sorry that I have actual taste anon. Not all of us can be thirsy lesbians hungering for that crystalline cyclops pussy like you!
>>84941406
Fuck off you fucking retard
wait 2 minutes like a normal person with a modicum of patience
>>84941400
>>84941405
>second "oh" has a 150 more retweets
>>84941135
We do remember keystone motel. We also watched Hit The Diamond
Here's some reading material
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/147829922379/why-garnet-will-break-up
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/145784402454/why-garnet-should-not-break-up
>>84941280
Actually not a Lapisfag. Following orders is one thing, but it is a classic characteristic of all evil people that they desire power. The reason Jasper gave consent at the beginning is because she wanted the power to kill the Crystal Gems on the beach. She was mentally fucked from the experience, but she still is seeking power via Lapis. Her biggest reason she's a "bad guy" is simply because her alliances are of an opposite standpoint on all of the protagonists' viewpoints. Her loyalty to an organization that told her to do what she did does not forgive any of the wrongdoing she's commited.
>>84941395
Lapis was seconds away from killing Connie if Greg didn't intervene.
>>84941265
>THAT MAPLE SYRUP PLOT HOLE IS JUST RIDICULOUS.
I AGREE.
We clearly saw Paulette last getting lost in the maple woods.
Why the hell did she just show up in the next episode with a poutine but NO syrup?
Outrageous.
>>84941439
Peri is just sitting in the corner awkwardly watching Pining Hearts. I bet Lapis broke her tablet
>>84941358
kek
that totally looks like her hair too
>>84941460
She found another person and traded items. Duh.
>>84941477
Lmao
Can't see the bruises when they're green too
>>84941439
SHE KILLED HER
LAPIS KILLED PERIDOT
ON THE SERIES TIE-IN TWITTER ACCOUNT
I can't believe Lapis pistol whipped Peridot into the fucking sun
Peri stopped using caps? Oh shit
>>84941280
>following orders
Nazi.
PAGE 10
>>84941441
>liking Lars
>actual taste
>>84941395
She disrupted Garnet. She never tried to break any gems. Lapis showed open malice towards the CGs and Peridot was a mad scientist that made shattered gem abominations
>>84941447
meanwhile on /tv/ (and nearly every other board) you don't even need the thread to be autosaging before you create a new general
>>84941458
>one friend accidentally hurts another friend since she has no knowledge of humans or how the work
or
>one bitch who he thought actually thought murdered his surrogate mother
See how thats different?
>>84941240
>Blue Diamond
>Architect the perfect plan to stop the rebellion
Nigga, that was clearly Yellow's shit.
She's the one who set up the Cluster and then convinced the other two to go scorched Earth.
She planned this all out long in advance so she could rub her giant gem planet buster in Blue's smug little face.
>>84941543
/m/ gets busy
>I'LL BE BACK LATER
she's gonna go comfort lapis for like 10 hours
>>84941534
>Steven knew this
He thought she was dead anon
He saw her gem seperated
>>84941144
At least one step above the comics since it was actually referenced in the show unlike anything in the comics.
>>84941593
then he found ruby and sapphire the same day
CLIFFHANGER
LATER TONIGHT, OR IN NEXT WEEKS EPISODE?
>>84941131
As a Human i can say Blue Diamond is in did the most gorgeous and magnificent Diamond of all.
You can see how righteous she when she she delivers justice.You can feel the air of mysticism surrounds her.
Thank you for delighting us with your existence.I'm not and never been related with the court of Blue Diamond.
>>84940228
Alternatively
>Lapis will never wake you up to ask you to punch her in the middle of the night just because it's what her ugly stupid face deserves
>>84938200
steven was under the impression that ronaldo was being selfish, and i'd be pissed too if an alien kidnapped all my friends and was the reason another one of my friends was anchored to the bottom of the ocean for 6 months
steven will learn how to grey area eventually
I need pics of Peridot spooning Lapis ASAP
>>84940968
when is zuke going to fucking kill herself jesus
>>84940358
I'm hoping thats what Jasper will be to him once she goes through her redemption arc
>>84938476
fuck yea