Steven universe nuke

>>84573519
It's a carpet bomb.

>>84573519
I expect a lot of filler

>>84573519
>Peridot now has a ribbon in her hair
This level of cuteness is unholy. Peridemption was a mistake.

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>>84573519
Wow, Thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhQDAilySUk&feature=youtu.be

>>84573519
The best thing about this new nuke is that we know that Greg isn't loosing all of his money at the end of Mr.Greg.

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maybe we get jasper redemtion or something , i think we will get a lot of interesting episodes except for the new lars that is shit oh and maybe some stevedot

>>84573925
jeje greg has a economic degree

>>84574390
>jeje

I seriously can't wait for the wall

This Steven bomb in a shellnut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOEJvjK8TM0

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>>84574862

>the Crystal Gems are going to build a wall and humanity's going to pay for it.

Connie and Peri being mutually jealous about Steven when

Why are Greg songs the Best songs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsI1Hr-k66M

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>>84574076
Given the retarded "FRIENDSHIP FIXES EVERYTHING" trope this show runs on, Jasper redemption will inevitably happen. I would however like to see more about gem corruption before that happens.

>>84575160
Now that's a nice Greg song

How long until the episode?

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>>84579933
airs 7pmish Pacific time

>>84580064
its 7 15 Eastern Time

its like 12 hours and 20 minutes or so

>>84580108
yeah, 15

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>>84573519
I EXPECT IT TO NOT BE WORTH WAITING 2 FUCKING MONTHS SINCE THE LEAKS FOR SHITTY FILLER.
NOW THAT PERIDOT STOPPED BEING THE MAIN FOCUS THE SERIES SEEMS BORING, FUCK.

STEVEN IS STILL A LIGHT IN MY SAD LIFE, THAT CHUBBY FUCK HAS PUSHED ME TO LOSE 10 POUNDS AND BETTER MYSELF.

>>84573519
>Giving Peridot the internet
No part of that is a good idea.

>>84580202
She might find out about her own status as a waifu
She'll never shut up about it

>inb4 'the new lars'
>lars redemption is more interesting than Lapis/Peridot redemption

>>84573711
FUCKING THIS JESUS CHRIST MY HEART

>>84574076
She will be back, and she will be beautiful.

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Suppose I'll post this here too, since the thread seems to be fairly active. Extended preview of The New Lars!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFL6MOOiBW4

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SOON FRIENDS

>>84580235
Imagine the conversation with Steven

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>>84573711
I hope they keep the ribbon

The episode is on at 7 eastern, right?

>>84581163
there is no way those shorts could hide her 10 inch cock

>>84581124
Jesus, he can infiltrate human dreams too?

>>84573711
Every episode I think they can't possibly make her more adorable and they proof me wrong each time.
HNNNNNNNGG

>>84581124
I fucking hate Sadie and Lars what pair of fucking shit pieces

At what time does the new episode air?

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>>84573519
That entire scene gave diabetes, fuck you, OP. Now I need to go see a doctor.

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So what episode is airing tonight? Steven Floats?

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>>84581640
Steven Floats and Drop Beat Dad.

>>84581124
poor sadie
why is Lars such a dick?

>>84581594
I hate everybody except lars and sadie, especially steven; Wesley crusher is less of a piss-ant than steven

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>>84581706

>>84581687
Because he wants a dick in him.

>>84581687
cuz he is the typical inmature boy who is such a idiot any way
>>84581614
i am your doctor anon ;)

>>84581706
so why watch this show?

>>84574076
I really hold out hope that jasper will turn into a super villian who people side with. Maybe the boardies could get sick of the gems ruining their stores/town and team up with Jasper to send the gems on their way...and then the earth can blow up.

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This shit is leaking worse than a Chinese submarine

Would it be too much to ask that Cartoon network not spoil entire minutes of their 10 minute cartoon before they air? Fuck.

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>>84581124
>its a 'lars is a fucking piece of shit" episode

>>84581742
you don't have to watch the leaks

>>84581730
so why copy/paste this to everyone who is critical of steven?

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>>84581665
...They're airing 2 episodes?

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>>84581758

Well yeah, of course I don't have to.

But I'm fucking gonna! That's like saying "Hey Anon, here are some Totinos free samples. You don't HAVE to eat them!"

>>84581755
>it's a Lars episode at all

That's problem #1.

If Steven can show mercy to him...than we can too. Find it inside yourself. Don't lose hope.

>>84581758
>>84581742
>sneak peeks are leaks

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>>84581785
...You wanna share some of those Totinos.

>>84581739
anon you have a point , anyway i just wanna see some action there cuz if they put just fillers episodes in this summer special ,this gonna be a little boring lol anyway this is a cartoon so meh...

>>84581783
Tonight then it's going to be 1 per day along with an older (previous nights?) episode

>>84574895

>4chan banner when?

>>84581124

Lars is the douchiest fucker in this entire show and needs to get anally raped.

>>84581742

>He doesn't like leaks

No fun.

>>84581783
>>84581783
yep but just for this fucking monday

>>84581832

Leaks are okay, but it's getting ridiculous. I don't think we've ever had a bomb without significant leaks.

>>84581806
There are way to many eps scheduled to not make two or three significant reveals I just hope at least one of these is worth it.

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..I'm guessing this is the SU thread til the general comes back tonight?

Any draw requests?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUxvWIndSTw instead buying a house he buy a freaking car... a used car dafuck

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>>84581879
This with Pearl as Cynthia and Steven as Lucario.

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Oh we in here

>>84581832
Lars hatred is to effeminate men like homophobia is to latent homosexuals.

>>84581892

>Instead of the usual "character loses all their money by the end of the episode", Greg actually keeps it.
>Shows smart spending habits, buying a reasonably priced used vehicle
>Knows he has the car was and the van for shelter

Holy shit I forgot how much I love Greg.

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>>84581879
this is a pre general threat so is ok i think so...
maybe some peridot ?

Centipeedle getting healed soon.

>>84581925
I'm really curious as to how Greg got rich? With Drop Beat Dad tonight, my guess is Marty either got him some big gig or has been selling Greg's old music for other artists to sing and his lawyer convinced him to give some of the dough to Greg to avoid a lawsuit later.

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>>84581879

Draw Peedee in jogging gear after one of his morning jogs.

>>84581968

It was revealed in the leaked intro to "Mr. Greg"

Marty sold the tune of "I'm just a comet" to a burger restaurant. Greg made 10 Million dollars off of royalties.

>>84581985
Okay I see, I haven't only seen the Bismuth leak and the Drop Beat Dad leak. I honestly didn't know anything else leaked yet, outside of that Too Short to Ride thing a while back.

>>84581957
>peedle
peetle (as in centipede+beetle)
>getting healed
Probably not
>returning
Hopefully

Unless SU's only getting 3 seasons, we are WAY too early to be resolving the primary plot thread.

We are supposed to be getting a new character in October, maybe that will be reformed Peetle.

>>84581879
Peridot in her final form.
Aka, peridot with a bunch of tablets, keyboards, mouses, etc. stuck on her

>>84581916

I don't even know what that means.

>>84582001

Shit man, we've seen the opening to Mr. Greg, Too short to ride (and a bit in the middle), Bismuth, Beach City drift, and Drop beat dad.

>>84582012

No, fuck you. It's Centipeedle.

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>>84581879
Rose being really impressed by mundane human things, like fast food and clothes?

I'm super excited for the show to be back, but I couldn't care less about Drop Beat Dad.

Give me that sweet sweet Mr. Greg CN

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>>84582039

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Just watched the Dropbeat Dad sneak peak
>mfw Yellowtail literally brings fish home from work in a suitcase full of water

>>84582058

Still Centipeedle.

>>84582071
You're an idiot.

Man, I genuinely hate the "character achieves fame in entertainment industry but has to quit because of scummy agent/manager" plot.

I really hope that isn't the plot of Drop Beat Dad.

>>84582043
> so pepe s burguer?

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>>84575597
What will he do when he goes against a relentless killer, someone who will never accept his friendship?

>>84582018
like homophobes who turn out to be closet homosexuals. Lars haters turn out to be closet lars's

>>84582079

,':^)

>>84582061
It's the details

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>>84581124
>it's a lars episode
I really hope he gets killed off
What a shit fucking character

>>84582079
Ah, was beginning to think that this fandom was suddenly becoming pleasant and reasonable.

>>84582104

Oh. Nah, never been like Lars. I honestly think he's a scummy guy passing up the opportunity to be with a nice girl like Sadie. He needs to start treating women right. He'll end up like Kevin. And no one wants to be a Kevin.

>>84582146
You were literally denying actual canon that's right in your face.

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>>84582108

What the hell is that thing?

>>84582092
Frisk actually managed to befriend "flowey" though

>>84582163
Farty Marty.

>>84582136
Beginning to feel that way about nearly every character in SU. If they only kill lars, I will rage quit this show.

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>>84573519
>They're literally burning off episodes.
This worries me.

>>84582205
Better than 5 episodes and then a three month+ Hiatus

>>84582205

I don't want to be that guy, but the moment I heard "We're airing an episode every day for the rest of the summer!" all I could think was "This show is getting fucking cancelled."

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>>84582219
>mfw it actually gets cancelled

>>84573519
>Wow, thanks
>that ribbon
HNNNNNNNNG

>>84582149
He does spend time with sadie, secretly, but I am convinced that he suffers himself, by himself, alone while people are around. His lashing out is like a depressed kid lashing out at those he thinks are weak like he is while sucking ass to the cool kids he thinks he wants to become. This show creates this tortured character, victimizes and demonizes him and the fandom, in their genius SJW progressive perfection, shames and hates him because he wont kiss that little piss-ant stevens ass.

>>84582219
It's not like Ben 10. Steven Universe is actually getting airtime. And it's not getting aired at all hours of the morning or night.

Fact is, Cartoon Network saw the media hype 'Stevenbomb' got, and they got it in their heads that every episode needs to be an 'event' rather than a weekly thing to build up hype. Plus with Netflix shows, it's hardly a novel concept to just dump a whole season in a chunk than do episodic parsing outs.

>>84582157
a girl can dream.

>>84582219
>>84582233
>Cancelling their highest rated show, even as new merchandising lines are set up well into the next year, with current merchandise selling so fast it often has supply shortages.

I wouldn't worry too much, unless CN is actively attempting to sabotage itself.

>>84582283
Maybe

>>84573519
They're called bombs because they're killing the fanbase.

>>84582283

Hey man. You never know.

Gotta free up more air time for PPG and Teen Titans Go right?

>>84582089
But we already saw Greg quit after having no fame despite the scummy manager.

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>>84582262
Episode dumping is torture

>>84581879
Peridot as Mork from Mork&Mindy giving a report about some mundane thing
or this >>84582013

>>84582300
No, they're not suicidal, they're just stupid.
"People liked these bombs, we better air Steven Universe in nothing BUT Bombs!"

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>>84582257

>being an asshole is totally cool gaiz! He's a tortured soul!

>>84582304

>CN cancels Steven Universe and replaces it with Johnny Bravo reboot

That's it. Originality is dead. Animation is a joke. TV networks are out of touch.

>>84582283
>unless CN is actively attempting to sabotage itself
They DID cancel Moral Orel.

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We're getting through all of "Season 3" at this point it seems (which is actually just Season 2B which has been done for quite a while now).

That means we should expect some big shit.
My guess:
>Week 1 - Townie Bomb (which it seems like it is so far)
>Week 2 - Amethyst Bomb (there's a bunch of Amethyst sounding episodes in it, leading to Amethyst getting a new outfit)
>Week 3 - Gem Reveals Bomb (shit like Bismuth, Monster Reunion, etc. Building up to the end)
>Week 4 - "End" of Beach Steven Universe Bomb (crazy shit and the real S2 finale, probably with the big twist being the reveal of Pink Diamond's mural on the Moon Base meaning something)

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>>84582391
Jasperdemption tho

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>>84582371
In hindsight, CN letting everyone have free reign in morel Orel, which turned it into probably one of the darkest animated shows to publicly air in television at that time, wasn't such a good idea.

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>>84582262
There's also the fact that it really works.
Like, I don't have the data for the actual ratings, but the Google Trends tend to be a good gauge of overall interest in a show, and it's pretty clear that the Stevenbombs reach higher points and fall a lot higher than the other shows in between.

>>84582301
Are they? What proof is there of that? I mean, there's never been a hiatus longer than four months, and plenty of shows go on far longer hiatuses during summer or winter. Imagine being a BSG or Doctor Who fan, sometimes it could be a year before new material. And 4chan not being abuzz about something is hardly killing it.
>>84582315
Well what would you rather? It looks like eight episodes of city-folk. Would you prefer eight weeks of episodes where the fandom has nothing to talk about but Lars and Sadie and Greg Universe? Or would you rather just get to the stuff with Bismuth now, instead of maybe five months from now, barring any breaks?

>>84582371
Adult Swim and CN effectively operate as different channels, and Moral Orel was neither a ratings nor merchandise juggernaut like SU is for CN.

Hanlon's razor son.

>>84582429
>that AT graph
Man, I wish it stayed good

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>>84582438
I'd rather have a weekly schedule then an infinite hiatus of nothing.

>>84582315
That beak tho

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Molest?

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>>84582414
Next Season most likely.
There really isn't a good chunk of episodes that point to another gem getting redeemed for the rest of this season.
Though there is that odd leak of the "Jasper's Corruption" set of episodes, so maybe she'll at least show up in the 3rd week or something.

Besides, we've gotten 2 redemptions through this season alone. Jasper can be saved for Season "4".

guess what I found?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wM6g9odX8TewPa9JStPClRkWnZa1D68XBjPqqUIP0z0/edit

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>>84582444
Yeah, it's kinda sad.
Though, really, they hit way higher than anything on CN has in a long ass time.
But then Breezy happened and everything literally started to come down.

>>84582420
It allowed it to turn into easily the best stop-motion animation of all times, and to influence several shows afterwards. Season 3 made it the cult hit that it is.

>>84582439
Granted. Fuck Mike Lazzo though.

>>84582461
>infinite hiatus of nothing
Again, BSG fan here, you aren't getting sympathy from me. Imagine if the biggest question in the show was revealed, and then for 13 months, we get ONE flashback episode with three seconds of cryptic future dialogue, and THAT'S IT!!! AND THEN THE FAGGOTS MAKE YOU WAIT ANOTHER SEVEN MONTHS FOR THE SECOND HALF OF THE STORY! AND IT SUCKS!!! OH GOD IT SUCKED HARD WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE THEM ALL PULL THAT SHIT WHAT MADE IT SEEM LIKE THAT WAS WHAT THEY WANTED ALL ALONG?!?!

Seriously, fuck your tears, pearlfag, you don't know true suffering.

>>84582342
most SU characters are total assholes, lars is the only one who actually gets punished for it.

>>84582503

I'm not opening it, what is it?

>>84582365
OR even better...

Teen Titan's Universe.

>>84582608
A terrible fanfic

>>84582574
This. I think it's really fucking convenient how everyone forgets Sadie on Island Adventure and how if their roles were reversed the show would probably have been cancelled.

>>84573925
Really? That was my biggest fear, that it would turn into some trite "money isn't everything" cliché.

>>84582615

Sadie did nothing wrong though, shitheel.

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>>84582531
I kek'd so hard

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>>84582013
>>84582321
Have a really bad warm-up.

You may be wondering what's keeping some of that stuff in place? Well, Peridot found something called 'Electric Tape' and used it since she thought it could give her more power.

After her first battle, she realized how the suit wasn't very practical, and begrudgingly asked Pearl to help her make a new battle suit. One that was more 'Practicool' as Steven called it.

>>84582608
stevonnie x priyanka script

>>84582613
>>84582644

You're right, that is terrible.

>>84582163
A rare peep

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>>84582677

GOD DAMN IT SHE'S TOO CUTE

>>84582219
CN has already ordered seasons 4 and 5. You've got nothing to worry about.

>>84580154
>NOW THAT PERIDOT STOPPED BEING THE MAIN FOCUS THE SERIES SEEMS BORING, FUCK.
The Peridot arc was the decline of the show you idiot. The two-parter made me feel like dropping.

I forgive you since you Believe in Steven and he has inspired you to better yourself.

>>84582641
https://my.mixtape.moe/mizmmx.webm

>>84582636
Sadie isn't innocent and the more people deny how trapping lars was a total asshole thing to do the more they give sadie a pass without exploring why she would do such a thing and how she felt. Can't redeem somebody who nobody thinks did anything wrong.

>>84582249

>>84582677

>>84581124
>they're going to push sadie and lars together cause steven is never wrong about love
Fuck. Just kill me.

They just need to remove Sadie from the show entirely.

>>84582641
That's a breddy gud warm-up man.

>>84582189
I want Lapis to die the same episode you learn whatever the fuck her deal is. She blows.

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>>84582803

But how else will Kate Micucci afford her constant eye enlarging surgeries?

>>84582636
that was fucking kidnapping.

>>84581486
infiltrate dreams? what? is he dreaming about lars or is he going to be able to butt into more of lars' business where he is clearly unwelcome? why can't steven mind his own business?

In case people can't tell, >>84582636
is clear satire. You'd have to be a complete moron to think Sadie is not one of the most fucked up people in the show and how she doesn't need a boyfriend, but fucking therapy and to be away from people she has and probably will hurt again.

>>84582641
noice

>>84582636
>it's okay because she knew lars wanted a vacation and she found the place safe enough

They were gone for days and the gems didn't give a fuck, but when Ronaldo did it on accident he got his ass handed to him within an hour.

She didn't even leave the island when she got bit and her arm had to be bandaged. Bitch is crazy.

>>84582843
awe im jealous of katies cuteness too

Are we not getting leaked pics anymore? WE got some for Dead Beat Dad but not for the other episodes.

I do hope "New Lars" ends with Lars and Sadie not getting together, and Steven learning just because you really want people to date, that isn't how life works.

The fact of the matter is Lars just doesn't like Sadie in that way, and Sadie has to accept that.

>>84582888
there is no such thing as satire here. SU fans are often this totally oblivious.

>>84582882
This. I like Steven, but it's really none of his business even if he has good intentions.

From the beginning Lars always told Steven to stop bothering him, but then Steven does it anyway, and then Lars almost gets killed. It's like Lars is the only one who realizes how magically danger prone Steven is.

some more Steven clips, and nice fanmade opening remake towards the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebf5PwESGqQ

>>84582830
If they suddenly stopped showing/mentioning lapis for the next 100 episodes, I wouldn't even notice.

>>84582960
This. But there's signs that they will get together.

>being Rebecca's OC
>Steven knew that the bird loved the girl in Connie's book series when even she didn't pick up on it

I still hope Sugar knows what she's doing though.

>>84582960
>The fact of the matter is Lars just doesn't like Sadie in that way, and Sadie has to accept that.
And that Sadie is a fucking creep. If he reciprocates her feelings after Island Adventure, Rebecca will be essentially teaching kids how to be the kind of woman whose love life inspires Lifetime movies with battered housewives.

>>84582736
culty, that "better yourself" thing you said is culty.

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>>84582283

/co/ I challenge you to link me to GOOD SU merchandise.

I want to support the series but I've only seen some awful little figures, and I'm not event talking about those shitty pop!things, and the mobile game.

Is there such a thing as good SU merchandise?

>>84583022
The mobile game was good though.

Other than that, everything sucks. But I think they released a Cheeseburger Backpack on the CN store

>>84582888

Don't fucking speak for me. It wasn't satire. Sadie literally did nothing wrong.

>>84582964
I really would love lars to put steven in his place and teach steven to stop attacking people with his good intentions.

>>84583056
Keep at it, maybe more people will bite. Either way a discussion on it is sure to surface because of the episode tonight.

>>84582976
did tim and eric guest animate this? is there going to be a tom goes to the mayor crossover?

>>84583022
I've got the fleece blanket around me right now and I have the Steven T-Shirt, but it's already falling apart..

I also have the Carnival Cup, but I never use it, since I just drink out of my water bottle.

I'm really just waiting for the plushes at this point, and figures if they release any nice one. Oh, I forgot I have one of the Pop figures too.

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>>84583078

>Larsfags are this in denial that anyone could possibly stand up for Sadie

I'm surrounded by autists, holy shit.

>>84583068
>steven infiltrates his dreams
>learns that lars was raped by his aunt when he was smaller

Steven is never the same again. Although seriously, how bad do you think Lars is going to kick Steven's ass for going inside his head.

>>84573711
Maybe the ribbon is her star?

>>84582997
I really don't think the show is focused enough to do anything remotely useful with lars and sadie which is too bad since I would really like them to go somewhere together or not.

>>84583122
Nice try senpai, but I hate Lars too. He was the victim there, no argument.

>>84583170
Rebecca has priority for them for sure. Especially Lars.

>>84582736
>The Peridot arc was the decline of the show
Subjective. You might not like it but that doesn't mean others feel the opposite about it

Can someone post the episode schedule

>>84583125
doubt it, lars is going to react like any normal person would, yell at steven, the gems will fuse and ragekill lars for a scene that will last half the episode. because no matter how badly steven invades you, you are the one who is wrong.

stream me sempais

>>84583242
<citation needed>

So what is the eventual reformed Jasper going to do?

Teach Steven how to fite better?

I mean, she's a fucking soldier. And she does respect Rose Quartz, after all.

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>>84583122
>i have to be a larsfag to think sadie is a piece of shit too
>im-fucking-plying

Turn Lars into a cute girl, then we'll be getting somewhere.

>>84581893
Sauce? I just wanna know what that fetish is.

>>84583336
>respect
She respects the idea of beat the pulp out of Rose Quartz.

>>84583371
Pokemon Daisuki Club Kaiin Gentei Douga
Poképhilia

>>84583336
Anime fight love is not the same thing as respect.

>>84583357
This actually somehow works better?

Lars' attitude and low self esteem fit greatly in a short fat kid, and Sadie's casual fun outlook befits a spritely rail thin hipster

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>>84583022
The Funko Mystery Mini line is the best merchandise line out at the moment. Look up "Funko Mystery Mini Steven" on eBay for some pictures, they're better than they look in the promotional images.

Most of the merchandise is pretty bad to terrible though.

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>>84581879
Steven with one of the original Homestuck Kids. Probably John and Jade, he would probably have fun with them. You have a lot of freedom here, as their appearance is mostly left ambiguous.

being homestuck fan is now suffering

>>84583323
Episode count obviously. Lars has probably almost had as many episodes involved with him as there are Greg episodes. And he's not one of the main humans.

Connie>Greg>Lars>Sadie>Ronaldo>rest of the humans

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Best squad

When is this coming on?

>>84581687
She tried to groom him
fuck that bitch
She should be in jail for kidnapping a minor and putting him in danger

>>84583471
When you least expect it.

>>84583336
Become town Sheriff. First thing that popped in my head.

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>>84583484
thanks

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>>84583453
you fool

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>>84583336
I don't know, but I'd like to see what kind of relationship they get.

>>84581124
Guys. GUYS. Okay, We know how Steven could enter Malachite's thoughts right? And we know he could communicate with the cluster telepathically, but I think this is confirmation Steven can enter any living creature's mind (even non-sentient plants).

I'm guessing the plot to this one is gonna be, Dream Steven keeps giving Lars advice, and at first it works, but then Lars takes the advice literally and does some massive damage. At first, Lars blames the real Steven but realizes it's not his fault, and the two bond, with Steven feeling super guilty because he is to blame. Then in episodes down the line, something causes him to bring the Gems in on this ability and it'll effect the plot.

>>84583545
>then

>>84583585
It's making a statement. He's prioritizing getting stronger over you.
"Stronger, then you."

>>84583452
oh seemed like you had some exclusive insight. EP count could easily mean they are blowing their whole lars/sadie arch load early to move over for other stuff.

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>>84573519
what time does /sug/ come back to /co/? After or right before the premiere? Also, anyone got a stream?

>>84583680

Just keep an eye on the catalog an hour or two before the premiere. Someone will post it up.

>>84583621
Maybe it's a throwback to former glory in comparison to today's decay.

"Stronger then, you."

>>84583680
/sug/ will be back right after. The first few threads will be deleted because reasons then we can go back to weirdness as usual.

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>>84573519

>>84581364
Huh, must be because she doesn't have one

>>84583750
>I see the 2 girls but what about the....

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>>84583022
Here you go anon. Their stuff is pretty good.

http://www.inksterinc.com/steven-universe

Go for their etsy shop way better system there for showing their best products though.

>>84583806
>why was this documented?

>>84583767
>she doesn't have one
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>84583879
fuck off gayboy

>>84583357

Holy shit, I wanna fuck GirLars.

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>>84583879
she is perfect the way she is,anon.

>>84582960
all I care about in New Lars is seeing Lars's family

who is raising this kid? where does he live?

>>84581785
>>84581804
wait I thought it was Tostinos

>>84583922
>GirLars.
that sounds like a pokemon name

>>84583022
Theres a lot of fan merch

>>84583937

Tostitos are tortilla chips

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>>84583925

>>84582219
At this point i don't even fucking care. These year long hiatuses pretty much fucking killed the show anyway.

>>84573519
That hair style is cute on her.

>>84583980
but does she likes it?

>>84583336
stay at the barn with lapis and peridot and only show up when the writers remember she exists

>>84583980
I wish jasper would rape me

>>84583022
Heres some fan made stuff, but official is kind of lacking especially in figure quality.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/amber-rosin/collections/361369-su?asc=u

>>84584037
it's not rape if you like it

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>>84583980
>>84584013
>>84584037
yes

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>>84582043
This must be where Steven's affinity for Cheeseburgers comes from. Rose likes to pile it high, unlike me who just likes ketchup and cheese. I think this is the first time since the show came out that I've drawn Rose, I remember I was trying to do a comic-esque music video.

Keep the requests coming, guys! And thank you for your kind words!

>>84583585
I don't get it either. I think it's an foreign thing. Is UK the only country that uses the word "Than"

>>84584060
Incorrect. It's not rape if you consent to it.

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>>84584073
Aw dang, that's great! Thank you so much!

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>>84584067
Stop it. It's hard to hate a show when you are masturbating furiously to one of the characters.

>>84584116
Dammit, why is Rose so adorable in that teeshirt?

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>>84584067
>tfw no dick
>tfw i can't make my bara wife happy

>>84575597
But it is how all modern cartoons are doing it:

"You either die the villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero"

>>84584067
Well, I for one welcome our new muscular overlord.

Honestly, I think that Jasper joining the team could be interesting, especially seeing as the Gems would essentially be 3 factions (Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl. Jasper and Peridot. Lapis by herself) with Steven being the only thing keeping them from eating each other. Could lead to a lot of interestinf moments.

... Oh, and please post more Jasper Cheesecake, because my penis demands it.

>>84584060
then I'd roleplay

>>84582205
that's what I thought during the first Steven bomb

now I don't know what the fuck

>>84584037
>Tfw you will never have Jasper demand that you show her how Rose turned into Steven, before she kicks the shit out of you for insinuating that she would ever degrade herself by letting a lowly ant like you fire DNA at her.
>TFW she will never, later, return and tell you that she needs to become as strong as Rose, and if this is how it must happen, so be it. 9 months and 5 broken pelvis' later, she turns into your cute orange daughteru.
Remind me why I bother to keep drawing breath?

>>84584013

she doesn't look the type to do something she doesn't like.

>>84584339
>your cute orange daughteru.
that sounds cute af

>>84581614
I fucking see you with that loss.jpg you think your so slick. [spoiler/]got any more?

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>>84584123
>>84584255

>>84582729
No, they didn't. They split up and renamed the already ordered season 3 into seasons 4 and 5. The "season 3" we're getting now is actually the remainder of season 2.

>>84584176
Villian earns redemption/ villian team ups are one of my favorite things. I hope something interesting happens with Jasper, idk if she should become a team member tho

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>>84584123
No

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>>84584096

>>84583357
This would have been so much better holy shit.

So /sug/ do we have any streams yet?

>>84584135
Because she's a girlfriend supporting her boyfriend fueled by the power of love.
It was pure love

>>84584488
But wouldn't people complain that sugar hates men?

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>>84581124
>its a sadie and lars ep

Fuck yes, some of my favourite eps are Lars and Sadie eps. Joking Victim, Horror Club, Sadie's Song

>>84584547
She does not?

>>84583862
>And more importantly where's the caveman?

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>>84584560
What, you like Steven wearing dresses?

>>84584580
>my gf cosplaying dress steven for halloween this year

God is good

>>84584456
I kinda like the idea of her being the one that sort of shows up only when shit goes really south. Saying that she only did it because she doesn't like the idea of Steven being killed before she can learn his secrets, then buggering off.

So, when are we getting a 6 way fusion? Or are CN a little too apprehensive about putting an orgy on before the watershed?

>>84584560
No mention of the only top tier LarsSadie episode Island Adventure?

>>84584571
She's dating one

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WHERE ARE MY STREAMS

>>84584683
Look in a mountainous forest.

>>84581124
Skipping that one. Sadie's voice makes me want to jump off something, it's the most grating thing in the show.

>>84584665
Yeah I fuck girls all the time and I still think they are nothing but greedy cum dumpsters who only want to take your money and suck the fun out of everything not related to them.

>>84584421
It's the hair. It's the part of me that really wants to fuck a lion to prove my manliness that's getting the better of my pee-pee... Or it may just be her muscles and rockin' tits that makes me want to know how it feels to have one's pelvis crushed during coitus.

>>84584683
why not just watch the episode (Steven Floats) on kisscartoon,anon?

>>84584683
there's like 5 hours till they air dude.

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>>84584718
>It's the part of me that really wants to fuck a lion

>>84584698
>they are nothing but greedy cum dumpsters who only want to take your money and suck the fun out of everything not related to them.
do you mean feminists?

>>84584638
I fucking love how Sadie went full yandere, cutting them off to trap Lars, then fighting an invisible monster with a sharp stick to protect her lover.
And how this was the only time he ever looked genuinely happy, once he felt safe from social pressures and was alone with Sadie.
And I'm with Steven on the: "Admit your feelings you miserable pile of shit, you already confirmed my ship!"

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>>84574076

>>84584727
Because Drop Beat Dad is airing too.

>>84584757
No I mean women in general.
It sounds super gay, I know but truly, hanging out with females is the dullest shit ever. Even when you have female friends who share you interests you will never EVER have a good time compared to one with a guy.

Trust me, I've had more female friends than male friends all my life and there's a reason why women hate other women so much. It's because they hang out with each other.

>>84584718
>It's the part of me that really wants to fuck a lion to prove my manliness
https://youtu.be/hEhApoSekxE?t=17m11s

>>84584778
That's not yandere at all you meme spouting faggot.

>>84584827
Wow. How old are you?

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>>84584827

>>84584864
>isolating your object of obession with you
>reacting violently towards interference
What would you call that?

>>84584891
27. Ever since I was in middle school I started hanging out with more girls since I was more social but less sports inclined as other boys. It's true girls enjoy sex as much as men but since then my opinion for the opposite gender has been on a steady decline.
>>84584894
Maybe if you didn't put pussy on a pedestal you'd understand the horrors of the female sex. Anon. They are all cunts. Your mom included. And so is mine

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>there are going to be people who hate this stevennuke because it doesn't have muh lore

>>84584827
Anon, I hate my sister. But I don't think a women are assholes. Some can be nice.

>>84585002
>Liking filler.

>>84584778
>And I'm with Steven on the: "Admit your feelings you miserable pile of shit, you already confirmed my ship!"
Steven should butt out, regardless of his good intentions. Same with Sadie keeping him on the island.

He needs someone who actually wants to have a serious talk without being emotional when confronting him. Sadie and Steven are doing horrible jobs at helping him.

I can relate to being on the receiving end of help when people lie and do stupid things in attempts to make you feel better. I hate it. No one ever attempts to work with you, they'd rather simply dump you in deep part of the swimming pool because they want results.

>>84585002
interesting stories and plots often have lore
terrible boring episodes typically don't

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>>84585036
>Not liking SOL episdoes

>>84583122
They're both terrible people. Lars is either #1 or #2 for worst human on the planet in SU. Onion may be worse. But Sadie is a garbage midget herself.

>>84585032
>Some can be nice.
That means you haven't been around them long enough to hate them.
You can tolerate women but you can't never truly like them as like a male friend.
Seriously, how can you even defend that argument when women hate other women the hardest. They know what's up, they all know they are a bunch of snakes.

>>84585036
>Space Race
>We Need to Talk
>Lars and the Cool Kids
>Rose's Scabbard
>etc.
>not liking SoL episodes

>>84584638
Island Adventure was bretty good too

>>84585088
>>>/r9k/

>>84585074
>>84585091
Why do you want to see and be happy for other people's life? Live your own life man, lmao.

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>>84585074
>Not liking both SOL and Lore episodes.
Seriously?

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>>84585112
Okay kid, whatever.

>>84585118
What?

>>84584579
>What's a sheriff?

>>84585127
But I do like lore episodes.

Does anybody have a link to sucrose's childhood websites? i know i saw them in a /sug/ a while ago...

>>84585063
Surprisngly the good lore driven episodes are very few. Ocean Gem and Jail Break.

Those two were very high "happening" levels. The rest were pretty meh.

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>>84584827

>>84585133
Ya dude, I'm the one that writes off over half the population and posts chinese cartoon reaction images

>>84585152
Well, SOL episodes seem enjoyable to the kind of people who have no previous experience with those situations in real life.

Relationship troubles, the struggle to make new friends, doing new things outside of your comfort zone.

All of that is exhausting and to be honest, only interesting for people who don't have a life of their own. It's pathetic really.

I mean, why are you so interested about the boring ass Lars and Sadie episodes when it's nothing but teen drama?

>>84584937
Have you considered that it's just the women you know that are terrible, and that judging the majority of humanity just by your anecdotal evidence is irrational?
Another possibility to consider, perhaps a more likely one, is that your perception of those women is deeply inaccurate, and you are letting your prejudices, misconceptions and emotional state colour your judgement.

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>>84585088

>>84585195
There's no lore in either of those episodes. What does "lore" even mean?

>>84585133
/r9k/ is exactly where you belong. Go there. Don't come back.

How often do you guys think Steven fucks Rebecca in the studio during work hours? Did Ian watch before he left? Does Steven roleplay? These are serious questions I need answers to.

>>84585251
Nah, all women are snakes. I'm 100% sure about it.

>>84585230
You do realise you just pulled that out of your own arse, right?
Things aren't true just because you say them, anon.

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>>84573519
Peridot is best waif

Prove me wrong

Protip: You can't

>>84585264
they mean episodes where plot important events happen, not really background lore

>>84585230
>he can't empathize with people
>he doesn't go on his own adventures so he has to live through cartoon characters

Are you okay, anon?

>>84585290
Well, your delusions are not shared by the scientific community. Or anyone with a lick of sense.
Please stop shitposting. This is not /pol/ or /r9k/.

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>>84585332
Steven's better.

>>84585336
>>he can't empathize with people
>>he doesn't go on his own adventures so he has to live through cartoon characters
I do both and that's why SOL episodes seem kinda boring. I watch them for steven but SOL in general is boring to be.

>>84585262
That sign doesn't even have sharps.

>>84585264
Anything that expands knowledge of characters, interactions between them, the setting, and/or history.

We may get that
>Peridot learns more of the earth through Nottube from cat videos and top 10 videos, as do we
>Learn more of Greg and Pearl's history.

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>>84573519
>Peridot can access the world wide web
So, how much longer until Peridot becomes an anon or a redditor?

theory: Smoky Quartz appears during the 'Steven VS Amethyst' episode, where during the events of the episode, Steven & Amethyst fuse.

and no, i don't know better

>>84585384
By your definition, all episodes are lore episodes.

>>84585401
anon cuz she is already green

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>>84585332
she's second on my waifu list

>>84585415
Anyone who is not a crystal gem, Steven, Greg or Conie are irrelevant to the story.

>>84585401
I expect her to be stuck on Youtube, watching pirated episodes of Pining Hearts and arguing with people over ships.

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>>84573519
WE

http://waltzforluma.tumblr.com/post/147602422090/ianjq-steven-universe-panel-at-san-diego-comic

>>84585444
Steven is in every episode though so every episode is relevant.

>>84585465
SOME

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>>84585088
Sure, lets go with that.
It's not like its the best to have a female friend that you can discuss disturbing fetishes, sexual experiences, preferences and ideas with in a humorous manner without fear from being judged and that can actually help out when in a relationship with another woman.
Sure buddy. Sure.

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>>84585401

>>84585415
They are. They are however still filler episodes as they fill minor details that are more for people like /co/ than the average viewer.

>>84585517
TODOKETE